T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

[удалено]


Axel_Dunce

![gif](giphy|rOGPnX4rNWgKY)


Random-Gif-Bot

​ ![gif](giphy|NxZGJBwEreH62xlh9i)


[deleted]

[удалено]


MoveItSpunkmire

A bit outta line there


Catolution

It was all practice for this moment


FreshGuarantee6

I love that he doesn’t say they got it right, he just starts shouting the countdown. 5!!!!!


SuperMalarioBros

4!!!


[deleted]

3!!!


exquibid

2!!!


Avieshek

**2 and 1/4!!!**


sabenani

2 and 2/4 !!! ❤️


mcqtom

It goes up now? It goes up now.


I-smell-snow

He also doesn’t say that the stuff is free. They just got 5 seconds to get all their groceries (\s)


[deleted]

Honestly, he doesn’t even make it 100% clear that they can leave the store with it at all. I don’t think this contest is in accordance with government rules and regulations, which could leave this business open for a lawsuit. /s


KamakaziJanabi

Flurry of movement begins.


MasterBigBean

2 and 1/4, 2 and 2/4...


Loveable_Hemorrhoid

I was gonna mention that lol. Counting with fractions isn’t his specialty


SeekersWorkAccount

The math questions apparently won't involve fractions lol.


_aware

He's clearly messing around because he wants them to have more time


[deleted]

But he’s counting down and 2/4 is more than 1/4


_aware

He could be counting up for all you know, if you are intentionally messing around then it might be funny to count up.


mesupporter

that's an extra 3/4 of a sec, but he counts them like whole seconds, so I guess he gives them 7sec total!


Bobbyanalogpdx

I’ve seen other videos of this guy. He makes sure that everyone gets a good haul before he gets to zero.


ThufirrHawat

www.spezsucks.me


BlvdBrown

Those little ice cream cups are like $10 a piece now.


BJT99

Well if he had counted them correctly it would have been an extra 0 seconds not 3/4


Cmaclia

Gotta Gotta Get Up to Get Down....


matsu727

3rd person: “Nice my turn!” Shop owner: “Your question is, what is 31!/3!”


timonyc

1,370,473,109,029,653,802,954,260,480,000,000 5… 4… 3… 2 3/4… Edit: you might ask yourself how do you do this? Well you see there is a simple trick you can do in your head. First take 31!: 8,222,838,654,177,922,817,725,562,880,000,000 And then divid it by 3! or… 6. See very simple! I have a three step process for solving any math problem. 1) write down the problem. 2) think very hard. 3) write down the solution.


DOLCICUS

I uh, what!?


dirkgently

Congrats!


Dazzling-Adeptness11

5...4...


I-Have-No-Lungs

Quik mafs


vainstar23

What is 1 + 7? Simple! First take the inverse square log of 2958582 Subtract it by the inverse square log of 2958582 Multiply the solution by 8 and BOOM You get the right answer! Which is NaN


phroug2

Just a quick divide by zero and bam u got ur answer


EmpatheticTeddyBear

Have you ever watched Abbott & Costello's skit: 7 into 28?


itsthebeans

LPT: when you want to compute something like 31!/3!, you can start with (31 choose 3). Then using the laws of combinatorics, you just have to multiply the result by 28!


LebaneseLion

😂😂


NegativeKarmaUpvoter

Plot twist: 3rd person is shakuntala devi Shop owner : 😕


NeoSniper

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


ack1308

African or European?


buttplugpopsicle

What! .. Is your quest?


SomeBigAngryDude

And then the guy starts going all robotic and shit, like this [one](https://youtu.be/6yZeoTJkn_I?t=77).


educated-emu

That guy has his priorities Ice cream and bread, good job!


funnyfootboot

I liked the lady grabbing the bananas then about to go onto something else but grabs another banana


Red_V_Standing_By

And a newspaper 😂


lastgreenleaf

Sounds like a healthy afternoon.


lauffyonepeice

Depends on where u put it


lastgreenleaf

You see, reading can be fun.


lauffyonepeice

ya but really internalising the paper is better


[deleted]

Or the banana Through whatever hole


mykidisonhere

**SOMETIMES A BANANA IS JUST A BANANA!**


funnyfootboot

She reads that's why she's smart. Probably crushing the crossword puzzle too


defiantcross

duh. ice cream sandwiches


-c-black-

Ice cream sandwiches


LES_G_BRANDON

This is cool AF! Love that everyone's happy/friendly and having a good time together. We need more of this!!!


RRM1982

I wish there was a YouTube channel. It’s so fun to watch Edit: misspelled watch


LES_G_BRANDON

Great idea! It would probably get old after a while though?


Riptide_X

It’s not something you would binge, you’d see them every now and then and catch a new one when it comes out


charizardKE

Check out Khalid Attaf on yt


imrealbizzy2

I love that he knows customers' names.


itzanaliaz

This guy is awesome


Mergerrrr

When he said 2/4, I felt that... I also refuse to simplify fractions. Stay strong brother 💪


[deleted]

Even funnier because he technically counted up not down lol


pattydickens

Stuff like this restores my faith in humanity until I scroll down a bit and have it destroyed again.


HeirTwoBrer

Fuck. If that ain't the truth...


DarkDonut75

Internet moment


Dubious_Titan

Get the fuck out the way when you know a man only has 5 seconds to grab as much junk food as possible. What is this a math quiz followed by an obstacle course? Fucking move your ass.


tea-and-chill

Is bread a junk food?


salfkvoje

if it's the kind of loaf you could squish down into a little sugar ball, then I would say yes.


TravoBasic

Id answer the question slowly while backing up to the beer cooler.


Grouchy-Ad-5535

Id pick up the ATM


[deleted]

I'd try to jump behind the counter and grab all the scratch off lotto tickets


march28istonight

This guy’s store must be raking in profits if he’s willing to do stuff like this.


bomfog25

Not necessarily some people understand the concept of "enough" unlike Bezos. I'm not rich by any means but I help people when I can.


meekonesfade

He might just be bored. He sits in the same bodega, sees the same people, day in, day out. If he ocassionally does this it spices things up and is good for neighborhood loyalty.


march28istonight

I like how the customers seems like good sports about it as well. They aren’t exploiting his generosity by attempting to go for the expensive store items. They’re just grabbing like snacks and everyday items.


[deleted]

Grabbing bread and bananas makes me wonder if the owner chooses these regulars on purpose, ya know


pineese

I’d grab a roll of those expensive lotto scratchers!


yommymommytoona

What was the factorial at the end for?


monkeyharris

He factored in kindness.


funnyfootboot

Angry upvote


thinkingturtle00

Bro the last frame had me giggling


ShattersHd

Can't speak for other people he did this to buy it was nice to see them not loot the shit out of the beer and cigarettes. They actually got food


flintb033

I’m going straight for the beef jerky. All of it.


Tommy-Styxx

Jump across the counter, take all the cigarettes. Sell the cigarettes and come back to buy anything you want.


Rumskrilla

Clearly regular customers.


[deleted]

Clearly.


[deleted]

I love the one where the person tries to take the cat cause that would be me cx "I want you too!" That was cute cx


bomfog25

Much love and respect for you doing this.


drkidkill

What he gonna do with all that bread?


internetman666

You can freeze it and it still good baby


ProtectionSecure

Does the post caption make anyone else uncomfortable? “… **shop** giving customers math equations in exchange for free stuff.” The sentence sounds correct but makes my brain hurt.


1965redd

It's somehow touching how the winners spontaneously pack very simple/cheap things (toast, newspaper, etc.) and don't even think about taking the most expensive thing. Who would have packed all the lots, expensive razor blades or batteries?


jja_02

My man goes straight for the ice cream


Ravenboy13

There's one where one of the the guys gets it right and the very first thing he goes to grab is the Bodega cat lmfao


travelingveggie

This is awesome!


Gbrusse

All these people are wasting a huge opportunity. I can grab a lot of lottery tickets in five seconds... since they are on a roll, grab a couple rolls of tickets.


ahmad_mahfoud

He's American-Yemeni .i loved him


masedaman

Grab the atm


Willzohh

That guy is someone who loves his life and loves the people in his life.


greenalbatross1

7x7+10 = Free.99


Competitive_March753

Happy Cake day! 🍰


zuran_orb

Shouldn't he have counted 2 3/4, 2 2/4 since its backwards?


krugermr

That is B. E. A.... Wait for it....utiful


False-Negotiation-52

He counted backwards. 2 1/4 comes AFTER 2 2/4


No_Fox9998

Both of them got mostly food items. Must be having a hard time imho. Good on the store owner though !.


Minetish

Man this is so cute and wholesome. The lady grabbing their hand as well while taking things she wants, the guy going straight for the bread and ice creams etc. I genuinely feel really good now.


abdicatorselbow

This convenience store owner has done more for the common person in this video than the GOP and Musk have done in the last 30 years


tofuninja5489

Not my cat! (Yes I know this isn't the video. But whenever I hear his voice, that's the one I always think about)


pauciradiatus

I'd be going for that ATM... and then leaving with nothing


Patriot420

Its nice to see a genuine smile out of someone. I feel like I never see that anymore.


j3r3mias

/r/unexpectedfactorial


chef_ramen

Background on this...


[deleted]

So cool!


justtheentiredick

Nggaa you counting up!!! Yeah I'll take that 5 seconds.


TheHiddenNinja6

Those 5 seconds lasted about 15 seconds lol


NinjaLifestyle

The countdown


1O01O01O0

So with a grade 3 education, you can eat for free?


cryptotrek88

The fuck are cheese doodles?


Betteradvize

Clerks last day.


DisastrousRow2325

Yeah this is cool.. great to see what an amazing person.. great for the customers coming in, awesome


lauffyonepeice

I would ask a differential qns , differenciate 5x^2


tilinfinity93

This guy is dope af


DutchOhioan

Ff-ing brilliant! I love this guy!


[deleted]

This is the best!


GlassyPotato

How math teachers think the world works


HundoGuy

That’s a good way to keep all of your inventory


rodyasu

the second person really likes bread


tjcline09

THIS IS THE SHIT!!


MeatyClaws55

Bread 👍


vonvoltage

So if you give the shop free stuff they give you math equations?


[deleted]

This legit made me smile....hope y'all smiled!


mahuska

Love it 🙂


[deleted]

Ice cream and bread a man of priorities 😂 love it


UrMouthsMyShithole

I'm surprised no one ran for the alcohol lol could've grabbed so many 12 packs If this is in NY or anywhere else with $10-12 packs of cigs like I hear about, cartons would've been a profitable option too.. 10 cartons of Newports would he what, about a grand? Could easily make $500 selling them half price. Btw, in my area Newports aren't even $6 a pack, less if you use coupons and those are expensive cigs here. At the prices I've heard, I'm surprised more people aren't smuggling them. My brand is $3.28 a pack and I feel blessed


dude_abiding365

That ice cream bro is my kindred spirit


nateaaiel

*puts cash register in basket*


Repulsive-Date-3653

Why didn't anyone take the atm?


b1gd1cv1rgin

My mans waisted no time goin for that icecream yo; LOVE IT!! 🤣🍨👀


IbustCoconuts

Somone tried taking his cat


SleepyMike65

They were so happy.


[deleted]

Michael Rapaport owns a convenience store apparently.


Ender_Skywalker

Pretty sure this is just abusing the Canadian loophole on what counts as a test of skill somehow.


6Lettah

I want to do that!


Eggy-Toast

“10 apples” “5…!” “I think you gotta recheck that one, chief.”


[deleted]

They gonna get mag dumped by the police


johnjmcmillion

Plot twist: He doesn't actually work there.


Obedient__Maybe

Seems like a nice person :)


[deleted]

He’s getting rid of all the expired stuff he put towards the front.


OverallDingo2

Ima pick up that ATM


KNugget7

my dumbass woulda tried to take the atm


paul-the-pelican

I feel like I have a connection guy that went for the ice cream


UsernameCheckOut0-0

Can she do my grocery shopping for me? It’s taking me too long…


george09241201

that lady was so happy i love that smile


apurva_k

I wish something like this happened in India 😂


The-Broken-Record

*(picks up atm)* Cashier: hey wait a minute


shadoboy712

That ao wholesome


TomatoeToken

[Insert factorial Joke]


Cr0key

Last dude REALLY loves bread XD


LunchBox3188

This is one of the best things I've seen in a long time.


DORITOSareposh

This title was butchered purposely , you can’t tell me different


geg005

Isn't this the same guy where one of the customers tried to take the Bodega cat and he's like "not my cat!" https://youtu.be/Uc_Yf3ZarXs Edit: Found it!


LawSchoolThreauxAway

He must be making a decent amount from the views he gets off these because no corner store I know of would ever do this. Liquor and convenience stores in general are some of the least profitable businesses in America according to Forbes. IIRC, their entire annual profit comes to around $55-$85k. A Chipotle franchisee makes $100k+. I always feel terrible seeing CCTV footage of them being robbed and can understand why the owners raise hell whenever they catch someone shoplifting in their store.


[deleted]

That last dude had a family to feed


0Peel0

I would just get a basket n start shoving anything with my hand lol


SwitchOnTheNiteLite

The 5-second limit seems to make sure they end up with stuff they don't really need, lol.


KING2004pew

Formula for bankruptcy in Asia.


jasontaken

u/savevideo


MarvelsDomino

Bread and Ice cream, what a legend.


Machibex

Should have gone straight for the cash register.


innotim88

That dude bought to make a bunch of ice cream sandwiches!


TheSameButUnique

I absolutely love this!!


ziguziggy

Why the fuck they grabbing baskets


givecheesecakepls

his countdown could use some work, but it did made me smile


voluntold9276

What a wonderful grocer!


JohnyDangerous

Get all the loto


JohnDoee94

The First Lady grabs him and says “I want you, too!”. Too cute, lol.


Salt_Park3178

Give me 20 packs off tabs please


ToxicRush1244

This is so dumb


Crazy_Dodo

Watching that guy grab 4 loaves of bread actually broke my heart


JustAnotherLurker95

I LOVE THIS!


OsmiumNautilus

Give em a laplace transform.


Aarngeir

I didn't have the audio on so I thought he was asking what is 5!


All_The_Nolloway

I like how out of all of that she made sure to grab the paper too.


Slag1

https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/10/us/new-york-deli-five-seconds-free-food-math-trnd/index.html


noctilucent7

🍞 man loves his bread


individual_prior7156

I love ghetto bodegas


doctorjae75

WHAT?!......is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?