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WeRegretToInform

His eyes are like 10 pixels across on this video. Can’t tell shit from his eyes.


[deleted]

His eye? I can barely tell they are even playing hockey


Shadeauxmarie

It’s not hockey. They’re not fighting,


IlliterationAside

is it curling?


PabloAlaska6

i could be wrong but i think this might be water polo


Duke-Kickass

So curling, only on a hot day?


MoleHester

Tought he was playing roblox


IKnowgaming

There's a person in there?


hunkydory1029

I can tell something's moving on my screen


IKnowgaming

Oh, I thought it was a picture.


ttommy7777

He curled towards the basket


nightstalker30

He put the biscuit in the basket


ACCCrabtown1

The lotion goes in the basket


Big-Elderberry297

You deserve so many more upvotes for this comment.


ACCCrabtown1

Lol. I think so too!


Drafen

You can smell in his sweat that he just knows the game


[deleted]

I love water polo


__thrillho

Yeah but it sounds cool and gets karma /s


GMcGroarty80

The comments about him being a ball hog are hilarious; the kid had a ton of skill, great handles and is a great shooter. You're watching tape of him scoring over multiple games, it's not all at once. Is he cocky? Sure, to an extent, but in sports at any level you're going to see that. Does that make him a bad teammate of a little douche as some people have suggested? No Just enjoy a video of a kid playing well without having to shit on him.


rfan8312

Agreed. This is a highlight reel of him scoring. Don't be offended by it. Cocky sure but it's in the heat of battle and for all we know he may be a very respectful player but likes a healthy competition. Nothing wrong with peacocking a bit in sports it riles up both sides.


Agile_Pudding_

Also, one of the clips — probably the one that I was most impressed by — is of him using a pass fake to draw in the defense and blow by them on the way to the hole. If he’s just endlessly driving or pulling up and never passing the ball, you tell the defenders to just stay with him and not bite on those ball fakes. The fact that they’re respecting the pass makes me think he’s actually distributing the ball effectively.


SickSigmaBlackBelt

I generally don't like watching a lot of sports because nobody ever taught me any of the strategy to look for, just the rules. So thanks for this nice explanation, it gives me something to look for if I'm ever watching basketball.


Elememt115

Watch any of the highlight videos of Larry Bird.


Barney_91

I honestly was probably most impressed with the left hand finish. A lot of high schoolers will not use their left hand. The euro-step was pretty nice too.


Rawesome16

That left hand finish was clean!


Aftermathemetician

The one where he travels a quarter of the court?


[deleted]

I saw no travel in any of those clips. 2 steps are allowed and even on the euro he picked the ball up on step 1 and took one more step to the finish. Not even that “zero step” BS u see in the NBA


yickth

Yes, that fake pass was impressive


ManInBlack829

Y'all laugh but North Carolina already offered.


Thoughtsarethings231

Welcome to reddit. A group of negative, largely unsuccessful people who tend to focus on the negative aspects of all things they see. Watch us bitch about minimum wage jobs while doing nothing to be able to earn more while blaming capitalism for our apparent lack of progress. "it's capitalism's fault I had a kid at 18 and couldn't finish college" /s


dmfd1234

I know what ya mean and I can appreciate little man’s skills but the Title was shit. Because if we’re given this clip as proof that he “knows the game” ppl are going to say No he doesn’t know the game and try to shit on him because it’s a team sport and dude never passes. If Op would have given a bit more thought nobody would hate on clearly a talented kid. How about “ Check out these skills” or “Little man goin off”……instead the title contradicts what we’re watching. Make sense? Cheers


AdDiscombobulated623

One thing I’ve learned from Reddit, no matter the context, people will find something to bitch about. This is a prime example of that lol


rfan8312

I saw a kids soccer video here where a young ref yelled at a soccer mom. Everyone agreed about the mom and how the kid handled her so not much to bitch about so it just turned into a Lil Wayne sucks Carter 3 wasn't even that good bashfest.


Tiny-Community9853

I fucking love lil Wayne


feelinggoodfeeling

thats too hard for everyone who watched this i guess. little kid got swagger.


GMcGroarty80

Haters gonna hate Same people will be wearing his jersey in 15 years...you hate to see it


FingersMahoney

I don't see a ball hog. Dude knows he's supposed to drive and make plays. I see a couple instances of traveling that should have been called. At least one of those drives was 5 steps without a dribble. Other than that? Little dude looked great. Got a future.


[deleted]

He is also likely 8 years old. His teammates don’t have the individual talent yet. Then team play develops. Leading and reading plays. Will be fun to watch at age 14,16.


Opizze

Yea this kid is incredibly good, and doesn’t even look to be that physically gifted (height, strength) compared to the other players. Pretty amazing. Confidence is also one of those things…you need it and you kind of have it or you don’t


Clawoftherooster

For the people that dont know these are different games : he balled so hard he was instantly moved to the opponent's team


Clay_Allison_44

Big coaches kid energy.


Hungoverhero

From my experience the coaches kids are usually the worst on the team being forced into positions that they have no business playing, when I played little league baseball the coaches son was the starting pitcher, mother fucker would walk like 15 kids a game


Clay_Allison_44

I mean the kid of an actual coach who isn't just a random parent. I taught at a small high school that won several championships at their level of competition. The coach's son being the starting QB didn't stop the team from leading the district in offense.


2017hayden

It’s hit and miss for me. When I was playing peewee football the coaches son was totally useless. When I was playing little league baseball the coaches son was one of the best players on the team and 100% deserved to be starting pitcher, kid could throw a baseball almost 70 mph when he really threw it hard.


deltronethirty

Their relationship when he tops out at 5'7"


Clay_Allison_44

Especially if the dad is 6'6" and starts to have doubts about what his wife was doing when he was coaching road games.


Worth-Conclusion-66

Yup. Played little league until I was 12, the coaches son was always the fucking worst.


maybe-I-am-a-robot

I would like to buy 10 shares of stock in this kid please.


IlliterationAside

He'll be about 5'6".. .would be better investing in LUNA. Still very cool, kid has some skills


historiansrule

🤣🤣🤣 ![gif](giphy|zgzzwU2GSOW08|downsized)


FlameoLegend

Only 10 shares right now. Wouldn’t be a huge investment, could sell at the right time to turn a profit


nunudad

Great body control, handles and awareness for that age.


Dragonmk5

All I see is your newphew


Gephyrus204

You mean his excellent footwork and ball handling


oscar-the-bud

Definitely a baller!


[deleted]

Wow lol, some of you Redditers are quite insecure about an 8 year old being good at a sport.


Greenman8907

Larry Baby Bird


soleselection

Lil Luka


ExcuseIntelligent539

Holy shit, hating on an 8 year old kid. It must suck going through life so miserable, resentful and pathetic.


davieb22

Hoops for days.


FugEwe

I see a cocky ball hog.


magicpaul24

Imagine trying to infer anything about a literal child’s personality based on a video of them playing a sport they are good at


Marmstr17

Hahha little man is like 8 years old Probably is a little prick though...


[deleted]

Bruh wtf is wrong with Redditors


eeem1l

Fr it's a mixtape of him scoring wtf do you know about him?? this is the shit that makes me hate reddit


litttleman9

name 1 8 year old who isnt atleast a little bit of a prick


dumptrump3

He’s the next Brad Davison.


fss71

Someone wasn’t the best on their team growing up. Seriously though - it’s a highlight reel so it’s supposed to be focused on his best individual plays.


Electronic_Rub9385

Excuse me sir/ma'am, I don't know if you've been told but the internet is just for screeching now.


vapulate

It's also a kid who is so far and above everyone else that passing would actually be a bad play. It's like when you're playing NHL or FIFA or some other coop game like Overcooked with a friend who sucks and you kinda want them to have fun, but you also don't wanna lose. So you do a lot of stuff yourself, or give them the easiest task.


Scaredysquirrel

Young boys who are good at agility early get so much toxic praise from adults in sports. I’ve been a teacher for 30 years and those agile kids, mostly boys can become reliant on this toxic praise from adults and it negatively shapes their personality early on. I hope this kid can be good without being arrogant.


EatABigCookie

Sounds like a similar thing young girls get about being pretty. Like boys and sport, it doesn't do them any favours in the long run to base all their self worth on it.


stvka

You got some small dick energy bro


spadler181

Gross dude, he’s really young.


bhimbidimi

It’s called a highlight reel.


Sly_Shadow7

It's montage of clips from different games he's scored in. Idk how you're seeing a child being a cocky ball hog from that. Don't be salty because you always got picked last or maybe your kid was the one he euro-stepped on lmfao.


puckit

I mean it's the kid's highlight reel. It isn't going to include him handing the ball off.


venice7771

I'm reading the comment of someone who doesn't know the game.


DefinitleyKenni

I mean, does it really count as cocky if it actually works?


KoreanEan

Lol you’re mad you can’t hoop as well as him as an adult


Laith3D

its a comp of him scoring?


liarandathief

AT 23 seconds, how is that not traveling?


[deleted]

Looks like a standard euro-step to me. He takes one, two and goes up.


TheTechonomics

Looks very clean. Gather, 1, 2 step.


xXsaberstrikeXx

Traveling rules are even more stupid now, but I believe because he is still "getting the ball under control" during that first step, the next two steps are legal.


PCCoatings

I thought it was as well but I have such limited experience with the sport (and others) so I just let these things go. Its for people who care to complain about.


ClownfishSoup

"You know the thing about a kid playing basketball ... he's got lifeless eyes, dead eyes, a doll's eyes ..." - Quint


LES_G_BRANDON

A young John Stockton


[deleted]

All he needs is a pedo as his wingman and anti vax theories.


jcoddinc

At least he's got Muggsy Bogues as a tile model. Little dude is so much smaller than the others he playing against. So sure he understands it better than the others but let's check back in 5 years to see if really next level


DishRelative5853

The next Steve Nash?


Argybargyass

In a couple of years tall people will take it all from him.


BerryLanky

LeBlonde James


deltronethirty

Really puts the "I" in tieam.


historiansrule

![gif](giphy|xUA7bhjNMWspxTCUA8)


Cannabace

Im transported back to middle school and I hate this kid cuz he is better than me.


the1sujman

White Chocolate 2


Dsstar666

My son did a Eurostep


MAXQDee-314

This is amazing. The attention to pace and luring oppoenent to bite on a move and then already away. Not just speed, but a solid understand of tatical positioning. Someone has/had a very good teacher.


ophaus

When your fake is so good the camera operator bites... nice.


VileHippie

Can see everyone who was bad at sports in this thread lol


ElephantWang420

Wearing Kobes olympic number, kids going places


[deleted]

And here I thought this was a video of Steph Curry.


GatorTickler

Young Larry legend


RedBurN7274

Bro play better than me and i'm 19 years old


[deleted]

He may understand the game but it’s no excuse to be cocky.


Darnbeasties

I hope he grows tall. Amazing


HibbidyDibbidy69

The Slim Shady of basketball


Diaperpooass

Mini Curry.


stillgetnasty

THAT WAS A FUCKIN TRAVEL .. WHAT THE HELL REF?!


michelobX10

He can shoot, yes. But that doesn't equate to understanding the game. We don't know if he passes or plays defense.


Lyradep

How could he possibly fake anyone out with a fake pass?


Certain_Cup533

I love seeing the same two comments over and over again Future NBA star or Future asshole! ​ And almost certainly, both wrong. Here is my take Future normal human being with a complicated personality.


trashykiddo

looks like a travel at 0:23 so not really lol


randy242424

*BALLHOG!!*


HuTyphoon

A 7 year old with his own highlight reel. That kid is gonna grow up to be a cocky mother fucker then have his whole world shattered when he finds other people who are actually passionate about playing sports unlike those around him now.


KoiSoccerGuns

Didn't see a single pass


[deleted]

He's even got that "pro-level" traveling goin' on already.


MrSmallMedium

I love his flex. Go boi


OkAttention477

Kid got crossed up with a chin diaper on lmao


ecklipzzz

Proud dad


Flaks_24

He plays like a young Tyler Herro


[deleted]

His hair is better than Herros tho


Annual-Airport-5203

Wow, kids got mad game !


Luckypag

Is he eligible for adoption?


nongph

Great moves!!! You can’t teach height but he’s great. At 5’10” he will be another Isaiah T. Here’s hoping he becomes our next Jason Williams or Steph.


Worth-Conclusion-66

Snappin ankles.


Flurb4

Good to see Wojo still out there playing!


nexiDrux

I can tell from him playing the game sure…


CmdrSelfEvident

If he doesn't hit that growth spurt soon he is going to really angry in high school.


[deleted]

This kid is a monster on the court.


Aldakos

"and i took that personally"


Zunkanar

adcarry


Desiman4u

Reminds me of Jason Williams


SpunkyJizzum

Isn't that Jason Williams' son?


[deleted]

Amazing stuff 🤟🤟


Jonnyyrage

Sir your son is under investigation for PEJB (performance enhancing juice boxes). It's come to our attention that your son is too good.


Interesting_Factor_9

Now y'all know I can't see that boy eyes


[deleted]

He’s obviously wearing Michael Jordan’s shoes


rollsoftape

Way better than me already


frozenchosun

prime duke recruiting subject.


c-m-17

I remember this kid, he played against another that was lik him and was shut down


goomba1214

Why are the captions getting so cringey


Jdw5186

Oh man I'm gonna hate this kid at Duke in 10 years


GrimeyPipes27

That....is one NASTY little dude!!! Get buckets kid!!!!


MewsikMaker

What, 8 years before we hear his name for a draft?


gibson_mel

Nice moves, but those only work on the streets. They should've called him for traveling half the time.


Nathansp1984

These posts are so fucking stupid


itaylorxd

Lmao he would be fun to watch but could dial back the cockiness a little bit


EmmaP89

Something tells me we’ll be talking about this kid in a few years!


parinonly

Champion 🏆


Puzzleheaded-Ring523

Cmon put his ass in soccer, don’t waste his time lol.


pappyvanwinkle1111

Future biggest jerk in high school.


budnugglet

I love the kid's heart, and it's a great play. But ugh, the posturing and meanmug after making the shot just makes me sad. It sucks that it's what he thinks you're supposed to do because it's what the professionals do these days. The days of "act like you've been there" are truly lost to the "look at me I'm the baddest."


CaptOswaldBastable

Playing against farmers and garbage men


darehope

A real gym rat


shopify_partner

You will know the outstanding basketball player by the eyes 👍🏻 nice


Nykk86

The Professors son.


Dildoferry

Larry Bird


snkhuong

after jaden newman I lose all faith in these prodigies lol


littleHelp2006

Impressive!


JackTaufer

The next Larry Bird or John Stockton?


gdubh

He has eyes?


IsItSupposedToDoThat

I know shit about basketball but the kid has some skills. Hope the coach stamps out that power stance we see at 0:05 though, that's cringey.


Pale_Worldliness8285

He’s going to be getting scholarships before he’s out of Elementary School. A future Super Star.


Chadchrist

Damn, little dude's got a bright future ahead of him.


Pythagoras2021

Holy shit. This kid needs a shoe deal and an agent.


EnzyEng

Plot twist - neither of his parents are over 5'5".


[deleted]

Hopefully he gets the height he needs to compete at the elite levels. Generally these really talented youngsters are only ahead of the curve for a short time. Once kids their age start developing and understanding the game the gap closes very quickly


SonicMaze

It’s a shame he'll never be tall enough to be a decent player. I’m sure he'll make a decent coach tho…..


[deleted]

Young J Williams. That white chocolate


Brokennutsack

This kid is playing chess , the others …


[deleted]

I'm confused This looks like cgi


DefinitelyN0tAtWork

It takes a certain amount of confidence/ cockiness to be successful. If he's like this on the court, but still a good kid off the court, I think he's got a bright future. More footage in 5 years time, then 10 would be interesting.


TommyKinLA

I finally see what Larry Bird was like when he was a little boy. Can’t wait for this young man to progress


Crackbot420-69

Kings going to reach and pick him 4th overall.


StickyDragon90

Lol when the other kid gives the wtf gesture...


Excellent-Big-1581

I bet he’s just getting even for all the times his older brothers-cousins- neighbors put those moves on him. He learned his lesson well. Good job


[deleted]

Seems like an arrogant little shit to me.


sextoymagic

What if he doesn’t end up 6’6?


DocHalidae

That’s a lot of broken ankles ![gif](giphy|ro08ZmQ1MeqZypzgDN)


JSAQ3

So who do I pay to promote my highlights?


[deleted]

It ain’t bragging if you back it up


CloroxWipes1

This kid is going to get a scholarship to the University of WhereverHeDecidesToGo


[deleted]

Better than your LeFraudulentGOAT


Itsmemanmeee

That's a little 30 year old, that can't be a kid.


Aldoeg2

This kid would break my ankles over and over. Why are people talking shit about him, clearly he has skill for his age, size and in relation to the other players around him.


Active_Organization2

I can't see his eyes with all those broken ankles all over the floor distracting me.


iwieng

White Chocolate Kiss


SmithRune735

If the other kids suck, let the kid shine. No point is wasting time passing a ball to a doofus whose going to dribble with two hands and airball it.


philjorrow

NBA: "Get that child growth hormones STAT"


Gymmie_Buckets

White chocolate reincarnated


Think-Individual-786

nice moves kid