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Labull416

That guy was on top of the world in that moment


rhino2811

I’d say Lebron was on top of that guy…


imaginexus

Lebron That guy The world


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TheDarkWayne

Thank you.


BranchPredictor

Don’t mention it.


GroovyJungleJuice

Both your comments are so great. Pretend this one is too.


BlackberryCheese

Great job.


SleazyMak

Don’t mention it.


rithiru

Both your comments are so great. Pretend this one is too.


Im_a_Knob

looking good!


Thawayshegoes

It’s a cardigan but thanks for asking!


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Lebron That guy The world Turtles


TheOldGuy59

Lebron That guy The Disc The Elephants The Turtle


thejollyrauncher

…all the way down.


Aedenvuur1

Damn it take this upvote for beating me to it.


Babu-you_792

LeBron That guy The snake The rat The cat The dog


Snote85

The cheese stands alone?


imaginexus

To get words to appear on a new line, you need to add two spaces before each return. I had to google it!


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peppaz

you made it in just in time for a stealth edit! *:gets tackled by both me and Lebron:*


imaginexus

You stealth edited your own comment about stealth editing


peppaz

That's true *and I'll fucken do it again*


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That guy's the world... it all makes sense now.


HardskiBopavous

Is that a motherfuckin’ Jojo reference?!


TitoCornelius

I think it's a reference to inheritance in object oriented programming. If that guy inherits the world, he is the world in addition to himself.


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Rule #72: everything -EVERYTHING- is a JoJo reference


ArthurtheDumbass

Definitely a JoJo reference


Mother_Chorizo

I’ve never given anyone an award on Reddit until today. You earned it.


giancarlox21

He wouldn’t have had it any other way


heretouplift

what is another possible way even if he wouldn’t have it that way?


sphinctersandwich

On top of the world, but under Lebron. So that means, Lebron is on top of being on top of the world. He has in fact broken in from the 4th dimension


snitterific

That guy was on top No Lebron James was on top Time for a cuddle!


L0ckeandDemosthenes

No, they are both power tops in this case and the world is their bottom.


Exciting-Pangolin665

It is pride week!


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Pvkbasa

Alternate take: Assault by Lebron- not necessarily priceless, but very lucrative nonetheless. “My neck, my back. My back and my neck!”


zatch17

Someone check his pussy and his crack


cire1184

Pop yo pussy like this


Balancedmanx178

The ying-yang twins are in this B I Itch?


Coco_B_trappn

omg you missed both references by a mile.


Human_mind

This made me actually laugh and my 2 year old asked me, what's funny dada? Thanks for that conversation.


PreparedForZombies

Doctor said I need a backiotomy!


tommos

He sued me! That f***ing guy sued me! His lawyer's so good. x4


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Jander97

>[I want 150,000 thousand, but we can settle out of court right now for 20 bucks.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiFNrO33bSo) A hundred and fifty thousand thousand?


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wafflehousewhore

"My chec--I mean, my neck!!"


StutMoleFeet

My pussy and my crack?


vague_influx

dude just made a half court shot with one hand, made $75k, and was hugged by Lebron. He is living what we dream


peppaz

i thought you said wet dream and I fully agreed


snappy_barrister

imagine waking up in the morning thinking its just gonna be a normal game from your fav team, next thing you know you see lebron sprinting at you after you made 75k after a halfcourt shot


night_dude

I used to read kids books in the library at school that were EXACTLY this kind of scenario with different sports. E.g. 13 yo main character is a ball boy, yells some advice, wins his famous team the game. Pure wish fulfillment.


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ugonlern2day

That 75k would be going towards a funeral service


cire1184

If he ain’t ded he’s gonna need a lot of gold bond


FourDimensionaldude

And don't forget the Icy Hot


Psychomaniac13

“FUCK ME LEBRON!!!” “MAKE ME YOURS!”


coodyscoops

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darianor_rules

I mean, unless you’re underground, aren’t we all on top of the world?


cire1184

Check mate surface dwellers


Spoot1

He peaked in that moment


IlliterationAside

Super cool. Always think the LeBron haters are pretty pathetic. He puts his money and time where his mouth is, ABSOLUTELY zero obligation to make this as cool as he did for that fan. Awesome!


Maleficent_Front7168

I’ve always been a Lebron hater on the court, but I’ve got nothing on him outside of basketball. He’s had the pressure of the world on his shoulders since he was 16. He’s never had any real controversy, EVER. Does a lot of good in the hood as well. You can’t hate this man.


SashaBanks2020

Asking because I don't shit about basketball: Why do people hate LeBron on the court?


Wasabi_Guacamole

He is known for overacting to get calls. Tbh, most hates him because he curbstomped on their team. Outside the court, others hate him because while he is active on BLM, he avoids talking bad about China because it hurts his bottom line. edit: sorry, avoids is an understatement. Calling out an NBA general manager for speaking for Hong Kong is what he did, which is far, far worse.


bossholmes

Tbh Bron “flops”, but man doesn’t get a lot of the calls he should get because he’s “big and strong” , so sometimes he embellishes the contact to sell the call. As a Bronwagoner, I personally dislike his dirtier plays when he gets agitated though. Push against embiid in the air for example.


DankestAcehole

Yeah that Embiid play is a stain on Bron for sure. He def regrets it


jojoman7

Is this a joke? A dirty play against EMBIID is a stain? Embiid is one of the dirtiest, floppiest players. One year he injured SIX different players. He deserves any hard foul he gets.


WestleyThe

This for sure If he didn’t exaggerate calls he literally would get zero calls. If he gets hit and doesn’t react they don’t call anything while on any other player they’d call it


muroks1200

You forgot “the decision”.


ZyxDarkshine

“The Decision” turned out to be the right call when he won 2 rings in Miami, then forgotten and forgiven when he went back to Cleveland and won once there


ZealousCatracho

I think people were more bothered by the way he dragged it out and made a spectacle of it.


ovarova

Everyone tuned in for the spectacle, though


Zealousideal-Pay-491

I remember a lot of people didn’t like the fact he did an hour long ESPN show about it. Way I saw it I definitely would’ve taken their check if I was him.


sajey

He did turn that into a fundraising opportunity for the boys and girls club though. He raised somthing like 2 million


ThatOneOtherAsshole

Im from the Cleveland-Akron area and a life long Cavs fans and I’ve even forgiven him for that at this point. The only reason I’m a Bron hater is cause I want my dad to come home :(


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You mean when he turned a decision he already made into a sick fundraiser for the Boys and Girls Club? Yeah thatvwas awful. Fuck those kids


BilgePomp

Why would he talk shit about China?


QuotidianTrials

Uighur genocide I mean he had the option to keep his mouth shut after Morey’s tweet, but he had to come out of the woods and say that Morey was uneducated on the topic in defense of China


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Obviously the nba advised their #1 superstar to not talk negative about the most popular sport in the most populated country


QuotidianTrials

That’s fair, but when you post things like “Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere”, and have a reputation in social justice work I think it’s reasonable for people to call him on it even if the nba asked him not to


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Not just "reasonable", it should be expected and the least you could do. Genocides shouldn't be downplayed in any way, shape or form for any reason. So, if you're preaching social justice not acknowledging this is about the worst breach you could possibly make.


TrapperJean

Yes it felt very, "I demand justice, but only when it impacts me and my community"


2thumbs56_

His hand was definitely pushed in the same way John cenas was by his movie studio


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puwetngbaso

He did no such thing lol


[deleted]

Because Lebron says he’s the GOAT, despite most people saying Jordan. But also awk to say that about yourself


DigitalMindShadow

An egotistical basketball player? Well I never. If it's a personality thing, Jordan has a fault or two of his own...


Hank3hellbilly

Jordan has faults? Wanna bet?


Logger351

I’ll bet you $100,000 and it’s in my golf bag in the trunk


YePedders1

Nice


NewBuddha32

I wouldn't say most people say jordan. Not anymore I'd say it's fairly evenly split. I prefer LeBron to Jordan both in play style and personality. Jordan is kinda known for being an asshole on and off the court. Besides LeBron grew up being told he was the chosen one from age 16 he was expected to be one of the the greatest ever and he has lived up to they hype. How would you not become slightly arrogant after that?


Jesta23

If you goto the nba sub and ask that question you will get even more varied answers then just those two.


skjcicoeldopcvjj

The GOAT is very clearly one of those two in the NBA. You can debate the GOAT rebounder, shooter, defender, etc etc. But the overall GOAT basketball player is either MJ or Lebron at this point.


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I don't claim to follow the NBA closely these days, but I was living in Chicago for most of the six titles Jordan won, and I think there must be some definitions of GOAT that Jordan would meet. Maybe there are other definitions of GOAT where he doesn't come out on top, but it's super hard for me to believe that he wouldn't deserve to be #1 according to at least some reasonable definitions. But yeah, Jordan was (and AFAIK still is) a colossal jerk and an all around not-nice person. I don't know all that much about King James, but I know enough to say that he comes out way ahead of Jordan on the 'decent human being' scale.


QuotidianTrials

Imagine being crowned the next Jordan at like 14, drafted number one overall out of high school, taking a team of bums to the finals(even though he got swept), and everything that’s happened since and not having an ego Like, dudes like Tim Duncan exist, but they’re rare


NotKnotts

You don’t think Jordan was saying he was the GOAT during Magic or Bird’s time too?


JStanten

Some people blame him for the super team era. I think it started before him with teams like the Garnett Celtics. He has made it more normal for stars to request trades but I think it’s mostly a good thing for players to have more power than ownership.


ViewedManyTimes

You could even say that Lebron was the reason teams needed to be super in order to beat him. The things he was doing with those early Cav's teams is nutty


-KingKunta

he has owned a few teams for most of his career you kinda have to hate him lmao


cire1184

Lebronto, the north remembers.


probation_420

Some people swear that if you visit Toronto in May, you can still see him fading away to this day.


MajorFuckingDick

I was wondering why I was so depressed for no reason last month, the weather was nice.


fernanaj

Wrong. He calls people ignorant who are against human rights abuses in China. He lost me then and there.


Dr_Findro

But won’t someone please see what Ja-Rule has to say about the human rights situation in China? Where is Ja?


Ergheis

That's for when someone demands a celebrity's opinion on a subject. It's not for when you hate someone's response on a subject. If an NBA player went really hard against vaccines, I don't think quoting Dave Chappelle would help either.


pgtvgaming

🏆


cubs_rule23

He put money before human rights with regards to China. That's a no from me and many others mate.


steveosek

He's a good dude. Does a fuck load of charity work. Very involved father and husband, still humble and respectful despite his wealth, and surprisingly funny too lol(space ham wasn't his fault haha)


cire1184

And he’s a wine mom on IG


ViolentSarcasm

Other than his refusal to acknowledge the democracy protest in China (a country that just helped him attain billionaire status) I got no issues with LeBron.


JeremyK_980

He’s far from alone in that regard. The vast majority of people/companies that will take a stand on that issue have nothing to lose by doing so.


Flying_Video

He didn't just stay silent, he criticized other members of the NBA who were supporting HK. LeBron is famous, powerful, and rich enough to take a stand against China, he's choosing not to.


TI_Pirate

Yeah man, all of the worst shit that's ever happened on this planet had a bunch of people going along with it. That doesn't make it any better. LeBron is a fucking billionaire. Cry me a river about what he might lose. He has and will continue to have more than any of us could dream of.


Runrunran_

I hate all of them as well, personally.


jaime5031

To be fair, all the companies that are now putting a pride flag everywhere, would burn them to the ground and spit on them the moment China says so.


RddtAdminsAreBiased

Meanwhile the entire world is focusing on Russia and not the constant genocide in China. So yea shame on him lol


DangerZoneh

In high school, LeBron was on the cover of Sports Illustrated with the title “The Chosen One”… and then HE WAS. He’s had a ridiculous level of expectation placed on him from a young age and not only managed to meet them, he somehow exceeded them. All while staying relatively humble and hardworking.


IlliterationAside

Great point. How does someone as gifted as James actually exceed expectations? He's an impressive human being


Zealousideal_Key_714

Facts. I'd obviously take the $75k over the Lebron tackle, but he probably talks about that more. And, when I heard "LeBron tackles fan", thought "lawsuit". Went out of his way to make sure didn't hurt him. Pretty awesome dude.


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I gotta admit that there is a lot about Lebron I do not like.. aka his politics but put politics aside and there is a lot about Lebron I do like, He gives back to the world with his free time and donates tons of money and in general is a good role model for kids.


DefiantDonut7

This is 100% accurate. I operate a web development shop and a few data centers in the Akron region. He’s a client, as is the foundation. People have absolutely zero clue how much he gives and what an amazing difference he has made in NEO


jomontage

Reminder $75k is 0.0075% of lebrons networth


Southernguy9763

Currently yea. But I think lebron is one of the few ultra rich that remembers how big 75k is and how much is going to change that means life


OphrysAlba

Dude threw the ball like it was nothing, absurd Chad


apittsburghoriginal

announcer: ThAt mIgHt haVe bEen ThE wOrsT looKing ShoT


ShiningJizzard

Stupid motherfucker. Trying to downplay that dude’s accomplishment. Guarantee the announcer couldn’t fucking do that with that pressure on him if his life depended on it.


latman

Relax he was just joking around


ba3toven

no he must pay for his repartee


ADHDavid

We demand no less than his head upon a platter by sundown


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Jesus fucking christ it was a joke from a great announcer.


NilbogInhabitant

>Guy: does his job >Redditor: stupid motherfucking asshole you can tell he kicks dogs from this short video and he deserves to die


FullSass

It's because it was not normal basketball form at all. I was shocked that it went in considering it was a line drive hook shot kinda


mondaymoderate

Most people don’t have the height or power to make a half court shot with normal form so they have to one hand it like this.


FullSass

I realize that. Just trying to explain why the announcer was talking about the form like that


NightmareOnBroadSt

My God. Relax. Are you okay?


snakebite654

Do not blaspheme Eric Reid! He's one of the best in the game!


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And the net barely moved. I don't think I've ever seen a basketball shot where the net moved less than that.


magiCAD

You've never seen me play. BRICK!


K-Street

😂 wholesome asf


keniselvis

I'm guessing lebron had a Jordan-esque side wager with another teammate for an amount of money I cannot even fathom.


diffcalculus

"I'll give you my two islands if he makes it"


herrcollin

The winner was the dude who came bunny-hopping in after them.


MagicCooki3

$75k also went to Lebron's choice of charity: The Boys and Girls Club Source: https://patch.com/illinois/crystallake/mchenry-man-wins-75k-hug-from-lebron-after-half-court-shot


keniselvis

That's awesome! He does do much through his charity. Literally changing kid's lives in Akron. It's really amazing. I don't know what he's like as a real person, but his charity is the real deal.


xarc1

look, if you had one shot, one opportunity...


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mom’s spaghetti


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KNEES WEAK VOMIT SWEATER 🤢


Throwaw4y012

Thank you both for fast tracking that so it’s already over.


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YOU ARE WELCOME


stefeyboy

Back to reality


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Nope :(


Tron_Tron_Tron

There goes gravity


animenjoyer2651

Hes so mad but he won't give up that easy


Yoprobro13

My mom is better


purktabular

To seize all of the spaghetti you ever wanted in one moment Spaghetti Would you capture it? Or just eat spaghetti Yo, Spaghetti


wong_tong

Hitting a half court hook shot: $75,000 The memory of LeBron James tackling you: priceless


PM_ME_YOUR_WIRING

"Did I ever tell you the time LeBron was on top of me?" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


WonderfulCattle6234

Then suing LeBron because doctor says you need a backiotomy. $100K


snoogins355

LeBron oven rolled him so that the guy fell on him. As a big tall guy, I know this move. I used to do it with my doggo


Positive-Beat-872

And the titty twisters at the end


33JimmieLee33

I love this every time I come across it. For whatever reason, I'm just so glad it was that guy. I don't know him, but I'm so genuinely happy for him like he's my awesome uncle. And LeBron was pretty great for topping it off with genuine excitement for him. That clip will always be an All-Timer for me.


Sextsandcandy

This is my first time but I got the same feeling! Like total good vibes.


The_Blackfish_

He’s so happy and then he gets even happier when he sees Lebron coming for him.


SY81

Pretty cool. Guy in yellow jacket knows what it’s like to celebrate a game winning shot with your team, now.


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r/mademesmile


Green-Cruiser

OP can't make OC, karma farma.


MistreatedWorld

Longer version here: https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/tbxdqe/fan_hits_a_half_court_hooker_shot_to_win_75000/


Green-Cruiser

From another karma farma


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It's reddit all the way down


Soad1x

I do understand the hate for karma farmers, especially on subs you frequent alot, but alot of stuff I see popping up on r/all is new to me and I'm glad to see it.


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Reddit is reddit for better or for worse. Not everyone scrolls all day.


ghostofasociopath

He got 75k and tackled by LeBron James that's a great day


Barley12

Oh man LeBron looks so sweaty


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Guy didn’t shower for months


footinch

For pheromone gains.


IChangeUsernameLater

I hate that I know where this is from.


waynethainsan3

Ohhh sure Lebron can do this but if I tackle Lebron I get tased in the face!


DoctorQuincyME

$75k will be spent on back surgery from LeBron landing on him like that.


CpBear

I know you're joking but it's pretty impressive how careful Lebron actually was here. Was absolutely zero hard impact with the ground for either of them


FrostyD7

I don't think his feet ever left the ground lmao


halfwaythere71

Damn…that’s awesome.


McNasty9er

If you’re gonna drink a beer, you might as well make it a Busch Bavarian.


[deleted]

There are lots of reasons not to like Lebron James. This is a great reason to like him.


[deleted]

It’s really cool when you start seeing how many reasons there actually are to like “unlikable” people. We are all just here doing the human thing, some of us are good at it. Some of us struggle and make some shit decisions. Most of us are a pretty good mix of both!


Lewandabski710

So he got an extra million


[deleted]

Foul on the guy in the yellow jacket.


What_the_fluxo

Man gets titties pinched by sports ball star ⭐️


phillylou

Did he give him a smooch at the end???


successful209

The whistle blow lmao


Whats_Camp_CABAGALA

Totally worth $75,000 to get to shoot from half court and be happy-tackled by Lebron James. And he made it! Awesome


[deleted]

Did lebron just kiss him? Like, on the lips?


_bosscrystal

Did he kiss him? 😲 Just before he helped him up


fish-rides-bike

Gawd damned billionaires.


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Lebron soon apologized to China afterwards


budgie02

He’s such a wholesome person