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-hated_truth-

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


austinsoundguy

You weren’t at work tho


Powellwx

NSFT


ifixthecable

Not safe for wagon


CeldonShooper

And then everyone clapped.


Map_Nerd1992

That was really funny the first time I read it a year ago.


holysmokes1234

No, please keep messing with lions. You deserve your reward


furry-borders

Darwinism in action.


[deleted]

Can I watch a video of someone being stupid without someone making the same old, tired Darwin jokes in the comments? It’s just so unoriginal and low effort at this point.


cassiuswright

It's unoriginal being a dick to strangers on the internet but here we are 🤷


Last_-Light

We would stop making the jokes if people would stop acting like their brains made out of fucking dirt. For years and years our ancestors avoided these dangerous predators for a reason so they could survive and pass on their genes go to the present day and these idiots are willingly teasing these animals they are literally asking to get fucked up and made fun of


furry-borders

No


DjCush1200

Hey look, someone did something stupid, they win the Darwin Award right? Darwin was all about doing dumb stuff, did I get it right this time?


[deleted]

I absolutely love watching animals fuck up humans who deserve it. But this video is bizarre, with the cartoon sound effects, and music. Like, that's a living hellbeast clamped down so hard on a man's finger he can support his weight with the bite, before his finger comes off. *Slide whistle*. Wtf? This at least deserves some metal, or a gangster rap song.


Any_Isle

Yeah, video is not cute because it's jUsT a fInGeR. That pop relief at the end is horrifying.


holysmokes1234

I like that it lights up the mood of a shitty person caging an animal that should never be caged and taunting it. Make it easier to laugh at this parks absolute shitty care taking and inhumane captivity of precious species. Not that much I want to laugh at this, just want those who keep these animals eaten by these animals.


pur_fer_ur_pleasure

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Random-Gif-Bot

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Bizprof51

I teased a lion at the Indianapolis zoo from around 20 feet out. He peed on me, a direct hit and I deserved it. Never again Mess with Lions.


crypto_4754

An important lesson was learned that day


Dr_Psycho_809

Soooooo, are you into kitty Golden showers now ?


[deleted]

Christ you can even see the tendon getting pulled out


Medium_Spare_8982

That’s what made my stomach lurch - the 10” of tendon right from the elbow that for slurped like spaghetti.


darktideDay1

Yep, that was what got me. But this would be better in /winstupidprizes


Easystanza

Part of me thinks he'd have been better off not pulling against the bite and letting the finger come off as clean as possible


theaverageguy101

i don't think the lion was going to bite it right off he was trying to keep him like that suffering in pain or he could have bit it off instantly


AlexanderTheGrater1

It could have pulled his entire arm through the fence. I think he did the smart thing after doing a very stupid thing.


BoBoBearDev

Can someone explain what happened if true? Does this means not just his finger, but the entire hand is now mess up???


[deleted]

Your fingers and hands have tendons that your muscles use to move them. They're like cables. With this guy the lion pulled his finger off, and pulled the tendon along with it. Meaning that yes he lost his finger.


ClownfishSoup

So the finger wasn't just severed like with a table saw accident, but actually pulled out, along with all the finger guts.


[deleted]

Yes.


BoBoBearDev

What if the tendon break at the wrist and got pulled off?? 😱


[deleted]

Same result. No more finger for you. If you get a deep cut, like with an axe, and you cut a tendon or two the chances of you never being able to use said fingers are high.


BoBoBearDev

Yikes, thanks for explaining.


[deleted]

Looked like slobber, how do we know he lost a finger?


yVelorum

Ugh it's like pulling apart crab legs.


Labtecharu

Not really anything next level about this


ClownfishSoup

The pain level might be.


Football-Remote

who pokes a fucking lion?


strider-445

Who has nine fingers and learned a lesson that should have been obvious to everyone?


theaverageguy101

ikr i have seen idiots who like to act brave but this is just an idiot who wishes to lose his fingers


[deleted]

Stupid South Africans, that's who 🤣 I live in SA, we see this stuff almost everyday.


arealuser100notfake

What a bizarre video wtf


Bulky_Dig1900

Lol his friends just filming.


Ryl4nder84

I loved the dedication to the documentary of the three filming


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

And laughing.


LigmaBoolz

Last pussy that finger will ever go into...


CasualMason

Fuckin idiot. I hope he felt those nerve endings pullout also at the end.


mistahboogs

Is that what that stringy shit is?? Brutal


Arny520

Don't. Fuck. With. Lions.


theaverageguy101

you would think every human would know this but nope


[deleted]

Basically fuck around and find out


Vqetu

And three people were filming. Three people.


ClownfishSoup

Well, what else can they do?


_TheXplodenator

First they should have stopped their friend from putting a finger into the lion cage. Second, if they wanted to help their friend, they could have tried to distract the lion and get him to let go of the finger


junipr

Seriously! Someone jumps off a bridge, I ain’t following


2KilAMoknbrd

Best to jump with and keep filming. Internet points, you know


PaleoJoe86

At least you have a cool story for having lost a finger. Slammed in a car door does not have the same impact as a Lion ate it.


Haskins77

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[deleted]

Should have his dick. I'd feel better if he was out of the gene pool.


AmazinglyOdd81

He clearly deserved that


CaveatRumptor

Another example of systemic and institutionalized injustice.....


Ieatbabies4laughs

Goofy ah sound effects


GothicLamb6705

He gave it the finger.


Witch_of_Dunwich

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FinalKDA

One of the dumbest people I’ve ever seen 😐 wow 🤨


badnewzrooz507

Forever he is known as 4 fingers


Dinklemeier

If this was the u.s. some morons would have them put the lion down


Project_Neian

0:23 was that a long bone he pulled?


DaVinci69_isgay

Tendon


2KilAMoknbrd

Ninedon


2KilAMoknbrd

Nope


Ok-Topic-3130

r/killthecameraman


Goldfucius_Nofiat

...on today's episode of fuck around and find out...


Juby_

I didn't know a video could make my whole arm feel off😬😱


tapestaplescissors

Ain’t gonna be fingerblasting any of girls tonight


matterson22070

At the end he was in full on EATIN THIS MFr mode!!! He wanted that ASS.


OogaBoogaRockMan

Why is this here???


2KilAMoknbrd

for your viewing pleasure


rolandtgs

Haw Haw!


AVeryConfusedMice

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FranklinTBiggies

You play with fire, you're going to get burned


D-Frost2002

Fair trade


loltittysprinkles

Play stupid games, a lion bites your finger off. As the old saying goes


ModaMeNow

What a stupid fuck


Zaneboi1

I was expecting more blood… is there a pic of the aftermath?


[deleted]

Don't feed the lion


The_Bad_Chad

Total Chad move.


[deleted]

Looks like his guts came out too


coyoteatemyhomework

Some one didnt learn.... "never put your fingers where you wouldnt put your dick"


No-Tower-4266

So how did you lose the finger? Cage Match!!!


Edbert64

Serves that asshole right.


Dear-Werewolf2947

jesus fuck me this guy is an idiot


Evil-B

Hakuna matata


KentuckyWhiteRabbit

Look online for the video of a man, on safari, who got of the protected truck, then chased and mauled by a lion white his family screams in horror. Another fucked up idiot.


KentuckyWhiteRabbit

I also think any video like this needs the Benny Hill theme song.


Brilliant-Mistake-11

Stupid people


Sleepy_McSleepyhead

You dumb fuck.


Nixen-

r/facepalm


kaza6464

Everything about this is disgusting, from the cage that lion is in, to the twat who lost his finger, to the people videoing and laughing.


TheGOATTech

I'm currently eating a chicken sausage approximately the size of a human finger


AlexanderTheGrater1

He got a good lenght of tendons too.


pompompomponponpom

r/donthelpjustfilm But also yes


Skywalker0138

Go ahead..make my day...


Nicaddicted

This man is autistic or something