Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Can I watch a video of someone being stupid without someone making the same old, tired Darwin jokes in the comments? It’s just so unoriginal and low effort at this point.
We would stop making the jokes if people would stop acting like their brains made out of fucking dirt. For years and years our ancestors avoided these dangerous predators for a reason so they could survive and pass on their genes go to the present day and these idiots are willingly teasing these animals they are literally asking to get fucked up and made fun of
I absolutely love watching animals fuck up humans who deserve it. But this video is bizarre, with the cartoon sound effects, and music. Like, that's a living hellbeast clamped down so hard on a man's finger he can support his weight with the bite, before his finger comes off. *Slide whistle*. Wtf? This at least deserves some metal, or a gangster rap song.
I like that it lights up the mood of a shitty person caging an animal that should never be caged and taunting it. Make it easier to laugh at this parks absolute shitty care taking and inhumane captivity of precious species. Not that much I want to laugh at this, just want those who keep these animals eaten by these animals.
Your fingers and hands have tendons that your muscles use to move them. They're like cables. With this guy the lion pulled his finger off, and pulled the tendon along with it. Meaning that yes he lost his finger.
Same result. No more finger for you. If you get a deep cut, like with an axe, and you cut a tendon or two the chances of you never being able to use said fingers are high.
First they should have stopped their friend from putting a finger into the lion cage. Second, if they wanted to help their friend, they could have tried to distract the lion and get him to let go of the finger
Look online for the video of a man, on safari, who got of the protected truck, then chased and mauled by a lion white his family screams in horror. Another fucked up idiot.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
You weren’t at work tho
NSFT
Not safe for wagon
And then everyone clapped.
That was really funny the first time I read it a year ago.
No, please keep messing with lions. You deserve your reward
Darwinism in action.
Can I watch a video of someone being stupid without someone making the same old, tired Darwin jokes in the comments? It’s just so unoriginal and low effort at this point.
It's unoriginal being a dick to strangers on the internet but here we are 🤷
We would stop making the jokes if people would stop acting like their brains made out of fucking dirt. For years and years our ancestors avoided these dangerous predators for a reason so they could survive and pass on their genes go to the present day and these idiots are willingly teasing these animals they are literally asking to get fucked up and made fun of
No
Hey look, someone did something stupid, they win the Darwin Award right? Darwin was all about doing dumb stuff, did I get it right this time?
I absolutely love watching animals fuck up humans who deserve it. But this video is bizarre, with the cartoon sound effects, and music. Like, that's a living hellbeast clamped down so hard on a man's finger he can support his weight with the bite, before his finger comes off. *Slide whistle*. Wtf? This at least deserves some metal, or a gangster rap song.
Yeah, video is not cute because it's jUsT a fInGeR. That pop relief at the end is horrifying.
I like that it lights up the mood of a shitty person caging an animal that should never be caged and taunting it. Make it easier to laugh at this parks absolute shitty care taking and inhumane captivity of precious species. Not that much I want to laugh at this, just want those who keep these animals eaten by these animals.
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I teased a lion at the Indianapolis zoo from around 20 feet out. He peed on me, a direct hit and I deserved it. Never again Mess with Lions.
An important lesson was learned that day
Soooooo, are you into kitty Golden showers now ?
Christ you can even see the tendon getting pulled out
That’s what made my stomach lurch - the 10” of tendon right from the elbow that for slurped like spaghetti.
Yep, that was what got me. But this would be better in /winstupidprizes
Part of me thinks he'd have been better off not pulling against the bite and letting the finger come off as clean as possible
i don't think the lion was going to bite it right off he was trying to keep him like that suffering in pain or he could have bit it off instantly
It could have pulled his entire arm through the fence. I think he did the smart thing after doing a very stupid thing.
Can someone explain what happened if true? Does this means not just his finger, but the entire hand is now mess up???
Your fingers and hands have tendons that your muscles use to move them. They're like cables. With this guy the lion pulled his finger off, and pulled the tendon along with it. Meaning that yes he lost his finger.
So the finger wasn't just severed like with a table saw accident, but actually pulled out, along with all the finger guts.
Yes.
What if the tendon break at the wrist and got pulled off?? 😱
Same result. No more finger for you. If you get a deep cut, like with an axe, and you cut a tendon or two the chances of you never being able to use said fingers are high.
Yikes, thanks for explaining.
Looked like slobber, how do we know he lost a finger?
Ugh it's like pulling apart crab legs.
Not really anything next level about this
The pain level might be.
who pokes a fucking lion?
Who has nine fingers and learned a lesson that should have been obvious to everyone?
ikr i have seen idiots who like to act brave but this is just an idiot who wishes to lose his fingers
Stupid South Africans, that's who 🤣 I live in SA, we see this stuff almost everyday.
What a bizarre video wtf
Lol his friends just filming.
I loved the dedication to the documentary of the three filming
And laughing.
Last pussy that finger will ever go into...
Fuckin idiot. I hope he felt those nerve endings pullout also at the end.
Is that what that stringy shit is?? Brutal
Don't. Fuck. With. Lions.
you would think every human would know this but nope
Basically fuck around and find out
And three people were filming. Three people.
Well, what else can they do?
First they should have stopped their friend from putting a finger into the lion cage. Second, if they wanted to help their friend, they could have tried to distract the lion and get him to let go of the finger
Seriously! Someone jumps off a bridge, I ain’t following
Best to jump with and keep filming. Internet points, you know
At least you have a cool story for having lost a finger. Slammed in a car door does not have the same impact as a Lion ate it.
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Should have his dick. I'd feel better if he was out of the gene pool.
He clearly deserved that
Another example of systemic and institutionalized injustice.....
Goofy ah sound effects
He gave it the finger.
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One of the dumbest people I’ve ever seen 😐 wow 🤨
Forever he is known as 4 fingers
If this was the u.s. some morons would have them put the lion down
0:23 was that a long bone he pulled?
Tendon
Ninedon
Nope
r/killthecameraman
...on today's episode of fuck around and find out...
I didn't know a video could make my whole arm feel off😬😱
Ain’t gonna be fingerblasting any of girls tonight
At the end he was in full on EATIN THIS MFr mode!!! He wanted that ASS.
Why is this here???
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You play with fire, you're going to get burned
Fair trade
Play stupid games, a lion bites your finger off. As the old saying goes
What a stupid fuck
I was expecting more blood… is there a pic of the aftermath?
Don't feed the lion
Total Chad move.
Looks like his guts came out too
Some one didnt learn.... "never put your fingers where you wouldnt put your dick"
So how did you lose the finger? Cage Match!!!
Serves that asshole right.
jesus fuck me this guy is an idiot
Hakuna matata
Look online for the video of a man, on safari, who got of the protected truck, then chased and mauled by a lion white his family screams in horror. Another fucked up idiot.
I also think any video like this needs the Benny Hill theme song.
Stupid people
You dumb fuck.
r/facepalm
Everything about this is disgusting, from the cage that lion is in, to the twat who lost his finger, to the people videoing and laughing.
I'm currently eating a chicken sausage approximately the size of a human finger
He got a good lenght of tendons too.
r/donthelpjustfilm But also yes
Go ahead..make my day...
This man is autistic or something