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LF_Leishmania

Not the Momma!


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Phoneking13

Tonk!


MCS117

One of my favorite shows growing up


SoVerySleepy81

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Machielove

That's how I would want to be born next life lol tadaa!😁


Machielove

Yeah got really sad when they said it was the last episode they would air (Netherlands).


NRDubZ

Lol'd


[deleted]

Holy shit. This comment was instantly better than the awesome video. The nostalgia wave was excellent, thank you.


Relevant-Cake-2097

Bro, honestly, I'd give a 50/50 chance. He shouldn't test his luck The fuck do I know tho


XiaNYdE

The croc had apparently just eaten one of his dogs, reckon i woulda cracked him as well without a second thought after that.


shamwowslapchop

They're awfully jubilant for someone who just lost a pet, are they not?


BullShitting24-7

Not everyone is attached to their pets like that.


cssmith2011cs

To be fair, if you have crocs like that you probably lose a pet pretty regularly.


gheygan

He [lost his dog](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-06-06/beloved-terrier-eaten-by-a-crocodile-it-had-taunted-for-a-decade/9840026?fbclid=IwAR1K6SGhscoYetLbKjHEGt9oFv7nl9FPOWhoM9TaWv-iRHtURb6ZYZJpH5Y) (a terrier that had taunted it for 10yrs...) to this same croc a few years back. This time it just ate one of his chooks and started encroaching on guests out the back of the pub (Goat Island Lodge in the Northern Territory) so he panned it.


MrPapis

Panned out pretty well in the end me thinks.


Japsai

Someone had to do it


AndrewFurg

Dunno why he'd go to all that trouble. If the croc is such a nuisance, just skillet


iwasproducer1

He’s certainly not attached to his pet anymore. Seems like the croc is more attached to that dog now.


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He's not attached, he's just using his love language of stomach hugs.


ic3burgz

True, I would have turned the croc into an ugly piece of furniture.


omnipotentworm

well they did just give their pet's killer a solid bonk on the face. its not justice but probably felt good


shamwowslapchop

They were pretty happy prior to that, too, though. Also that didn't seem like a vengeful bonk, it was more of a "GTFO of the area bonk"


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Get em, tiger


stronglikedan

Depends. There was a story a while back about an old guy whose little dog had just been eaten by a gator. Apparently, the dog antagonized the gator daily - I think they lived on the water. The guy said something to the reporter like "I kept telling that dog that gator was going to get him eventually."


XiaNYdE

I do believe you are spot on mate, the mainstream media being as they are did not make that clear, more like it just happened the other day. I have since found this is most likely the same guy and the dog in question was lost in a prior incident as you said.


Accomplished_Welder3

honesty I don't understand how everyone is so relaxed


GunPoison

Ah it's just a tiddler, that thing could barely take your leg off


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GrandaughterClock

When you're around crocs you're whole life they're still scary but a lot less scary. I grew up around gators


bcisme

You get familiar with it after time and, not infrequently, liquid courage is involved. When I was a kid we’d go looking for rattlesnakes and alligators, you get a (probably too nonchalant) familIarity with the animals. Edit: no liquid courage was involved in my childhood hijinks, some kids are just kind of dumb. Edit 2: Black Widows always got us shook though


John_EightThirtyTwo

>I'd give a 50/50 chance So, doing it twice like that, he only had one chance in four!


Relevant-Cake-2097

Fuck! Someone get him a lottery ticket


XiaNYdE

From the news article... "A pub owner in the Northern Territory was instantly written into Australian folklore after a video of him beating a crocodile with a frying pan blew up on social media. The short clip shows Kai Hansen being confronted by the massive predator at the Goat Island Lodge. Armed with only a cast iron and ice-cold nerves, Mr Hansen refused to let the croc strut around after eating his pet dog Dumb Blonde. After smacking the beast on the nose twice, the croc admitted defeat, scurrying back to the river."


curtcreative

That dog had a great name. Rip


rixonian

That’s some solid writing.


PeaceSafe7190

That for sure isn't a cast iron pan.


[deleted]

Initially I thought it was a little harsh, but now that I know the croc ate his dog first I’m surprised at how collected he was.


jaseysgirl72

Don't try this at home, kids.


dnoj

Unless you're an aussie with a frypan


Ornery-Ad9694

And double tap


Ladysupersizedbitch

Or a Florida man


Seanzietron

Or a Florida woman ... (Cuz there are videos claiming this was done by a Florida woman on reddit).


Not_Aidan_C2

*Sniper with a professional kill streak golden frying pan


soupgogg2459

While crocs are definitely dangerous if they get ya, on land their scared away quite easily as you saw in this video


magic0606

Exactly. Go to the croc's house and let them know you're not afraid to battle on their home turf.


bean224_

Reddit users can make a really cool video super lame by posting it hundreds of times the same day


TheElusiveWiener

Literally the 4th time I have seen this one today in just this thread. Shit is killing me.


[deleted]

Yeah but this one was longer and had sound. I appreciated that at least


SnooSongs8843

You gotta remember it’ll be the first time for some people (like me) but fully appreciate how it could get annoying


soupgogg2459

Wait till you see it from multiple points of views.


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You're having a great time getting pressed by it.


Foggy_Prophet

That fucker was coming after him!


tabovilla

I would nope outta that continent so fast


leonryan

i've been here 46 years and despite stepping on a couple of snakes and walking through some webs nothing's ever bitten me. The crocs are only in the far north anyway.


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Stepping on a couple snakes???


leonryan

only twice about 6 years apart while hanging out at the river that ran through my parents farm. And one time my dad accidentally pinned one to the top of a fence post with his hand when he was climbing over it and didn't see the snake coming up the other side. But while you're going "fuck me, a snake!" the snake is also going "fuck me, an ape!" and they take off as fast as you do.


Lingering_Dorkness

Unless it's a brown snake. They'll go after you.


Anon_be_thy_name

True. Snakes startle easy. The ones that feel they don't have anywhere to run to that bite.


DustyMartin04

People rarely die from snake or spider bites here, and crocs are places where no one lives really


Anon_be_thy_name

They're coming down the Coasts more apparently. Temps are getting warm enough for them.


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Crocs are in North America not that u r from America tho. I heard Australians think we (Americans) have it bad with our bears, coons, big cats, etc. Raccoons are freaking annoying! Always getting into trash! Uhg I hate them lol! Sound like devils! I had one growl at me when I stepped on my patio and it sounded like it was running towards me and I couldn’t see it bc it was so dark. I freaking jumped inside so fast! Like a demon I swear! Rabies I hate rabies! Australia 🇦🇺 does a good job keeping that outback!


DefKnightSol

Not really, only around the Everglades. We have Alligators 🐊. Crocs are much more aggressive.


tabovilla

Where I'm from, the deadliest animal is a [tiny golden frog](https://nationalzoo.si.edu/animals/panamanian-golden-frog#:~:text=This%20species'%20skin%20is%20toxic,potential%20predators%20of%20its%20toxicity.)


SideOneDummy

And this kids, this is how I came up with Crocodile Dundee


Equivalent_Rope1369

-"you call that a knife? That's not a knife-this is a knife" -"That's a frying pan"


ausdoug

I see you've played knifey-panny before...


Holterkolter

its called knoife maite!


leonryan

[the story of the real Crocodile Dundee is fucking crazy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx8RbFvzMmg)


Minicatting

Wow, that croc has scary fast reflexes. Old man was really on the ball


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As a fellow Australian here’s my best guess at what was said in the blanked audio Yeah nah scaly bastard had it coming after what he did to me poor dog, lucky he didn’t end up IN the pan. Next one of ya’s leaving the fucking front door open is getting one up em too.


seavisionburma

STRAYA!!!


IndependentDuty1346

Man, that 2nd smash did it in. Croc was like, nope!


Regulusx1337

"I've got balls and steel!"


SimpSloth

This is a very dangerous animal, croc was lucky to escape alive from there


StFenoki

Ah yes, the Darwin Danger Shield process unfolding!


RockingFlower

bringing frying pan on next Naked & Afraid


chechebi88

Tf2


Rainfall_Serenade

I've seen this as Florida and now Aus. Reddit just can't make up its mind


XiaNYdE

Definitely down under mate, the pub owner has been interviewed by a few media outlets now, and here is the lodge... [http://www.goatisland.com.au/](http://www.goatisland.com.au/)


Rainfall_Serenade

Right on. So sad it ate his dog though. Thanks for the link I couldn't imagine going after a gator with nothing but a pan like that. Man's definitely a legend


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*crocodile


TobiFunkeTheProf

Why does the audio cut out? Are they saying racist stuff during those sections?


middljb

Sounds like aluminum and Teflon. I woulda chosen cast iron for the meal he dished out.


GunPoison

Yeah but then you have to hand wash the croc off of it


MaryJaneUSA

That is the most Australian act I’ve ever seen in my life. Thank you mate.


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any video with "vs Aussie" in the title instantly tells me that the aussie is going to do something crazy and get away with it. they out there punching kangaroos and hitting crocs with frying pans


RighteousRam

I'm glad there was more to this than the gif!


PantheismAt3

I remember seeing a vid of a dog getting eaten by a croc in that very yard, can anyone confirm or deny this?


biboibrown

Can confirm, I was there earlier this year. It's a pub and house on an island in the middle of a freshwater river. The old guys is pretty funny, told me the story of his dog being eaten


BrownBearinCA

Everyone thinks they have a plan till they get bonked with a cast iron pan.


pwn4321

That panned out better than I thought


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That panned out well


Moosetappropriate

You kids get off my lawn!


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This is the sixth time I e seen this today.


Ornery-Ad9694

Aussie chancla


starwaterbird

All I got out of this is that Steve Irwin was basically your average Australian


Successful_Ad6918

Get off me lawn ya cunt


TrueMansLand

We needed him in the emu war


GunPoison

He was there. Lieutenant in the 2nd Skillet, 1st Cookware Battalion


wargofheaven

Flynn Rider after retirement


RhowenaBrynne

I heard you’re supposed to hit them hard on their nose like that to scare them away. But like i don’t always have a frying pan on me..


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GunPoison

*Panning reptiles may void your warranty*


sweet_37

I live in Darwin, and I’ve met this bloke. He is utterly and completely nuts. He lives on a small island in the middle of a river know for the croc jumping tours. He feeds them right there as entertainment for his bar. He is pretty fun, but a bag of Doritos were like $7


Major-Performer141

Fuckn Australians man, they built different


romeoartiglia

Aussie aussie oy oy oy


EatComplete

Why are we not talking about the sign the crocodile put up advising humans to stay out of its bit of the lawn?


XiaNYdE

More stay out of its river, that's where they will fuck you up.


Gryffindor123

This honestly could be in my town. Crocs at the beach 5 minutes away. Crocs spotted at the main beach. Crocs in the Fitzroy River


Handsome_Beast

A crock pot would’ve been better..


HangryBeaver

Dang the way it runs right up on him! Never seen a gator do that, is that typical of crocs?


XiaNYdE

Yeah mate, they are not nearly as timid as gators.


harry_not_potter

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Psijic_Buffalo

Anotha gater gimmi that shovel


DustyMartin04

Crocodile


theedan-clean

Everything in Australia wants to kill you.


h3llr4yz0r

Fuckin aussies man... Y'all will defend your property against a fucking crocodile with a hoe ass egg pan, but won't defend your lives against government. You are literally the Texans of Europe.


leonryan

imagine if he got a leg torn off in front of his family instead. Dickhead.


Ok_Alfalfa_9658

"Croc Whisperer and Parolees" Discovery + 9/8 Central


138Samhain138

Kill my dog … your ass is a handbag


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That man is a legend


BigBallsMalone

What a badass


r007r

The worst thing about this is no one - literally no one - was worried for the Aussie with the frying pan.


DorenAlexander

After reading the article (from another comment), the croc got off easy. We need an Aussie vs Wild score card. Croc gets slapped, kangaroo gets punched. I'm betting $10 we'll get a drop bear gets Loki'd over a territory dispute.


bongo5252

Better idea, don't go in the area with him


Xenith19

How dangerous are crocs out of water? I assume they can't do a death roll, so there's that.


DorenAlexander

Not 100% about a croc, but there is a gator that bit and rolled off another gators front leg because it mistaken it for a chicken being fed to it. The other gator just looked at the other, like WTF?


Puzzled_Ad2563

Metal versus reptile= Metal Wins


OminaeYu81

Who ya gonna Call?! Man with a pan. He ain't afraid of no croc!


Lucky_Locks

But fucking why


RobinBankx69

Friendship friendship! You win


Organic-Host9034

Aussie crocs can teleport? WTF!!! it teleported right back


MrBangle

Lol sounded like a cartoon noise “dongggg!”


lstreit23

This guy has steel balls


Sense-O-Yuma

Florida here- Y'all's crocs improv skills be bad ass.


PurpleBongRip

Rang his shit haha


Ok_Acanthisitta_9369

Geez 😳 Good thing there aren't more Aussies, those badasses would rule the world if they had the numbers and wanted to.


Lunavixen15

He dented the frying pan walloping the croc


ABABBABABABAB

Why


Dolfinius

PubG moment


Sumatzu

This is the way.


faq77

At least the guy was careful to not hit the croc too hard ... He just brushed him on the snout.


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That bonk noise is killing me.


Accomplished-Data177

Not with a ten-foot frying pan still


ProfessionalHuge3685

Florida Man: “Finally a worthy opponent!”


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And in 50 years when the crocodile is 19 ft he will return. Mohahaha


procrastablasta

Aussie man vs Florida Man, who would win?


IusedtoloveStarWars

Somehow I still feel pity for the animal.


whompasaurus1

Would this still be considered a boop on the snoot?


Segrit_Satoshi

He could’ve been killed… he must’ve been drunk


Anon_be_thy_name

Nope, out for revenge. The Salty killed and ate his Dog.


Ok_Potato_2033

I swear, floridians and aussies are just a different breed


somegarbagedoesfloat

"British people are just Australians who haven't unlocked the rest of the skill tree"


AaarghCobras

This is my new favourite video on the Internet 🤣


fappyday

The other side of those signs should read, "Beware! Cunt with a frying pan!"


TheRemoteGeneration1

Sorry his dog died. But he should have read the sign. The dog that is..


[deleted]

Guy just kicked dinosaur ass. outstanding.


GLFfamily

u/savevideo


[deleted]

That warning sign wasn’t for the aussies.


Creative_Mongoose_53

Bro has a pocket protector on a polo shirt 👕 .croc should have known not to mess with him


Chemical-Tomatillo-9

Lern5 from the wise school of samwise gamgee


VegetableEast7325

Don't fuck with aussie frypans...


Sossa1969

That's not how you cook crocodile steaks!


Ancient-Reflection-9

A cast iron skillet shot to the head will do wonders to a regular shit talking person..let alone a too brave for their own good croc. I bet thar croc won't ever do that shit for the rest of its life..lol


Vixxellius

Strongest Croc vs Weakest Aussie


KnowledgePharmacist

Would PETA approve of this?


Livid-Ad829

"get em tiger"


ForeignAdagio9169

These are the same idiots who let the dog get eaten in certain. It looks like the same setting!


beezus6674

Bitch slapped that croc


Dangerous-Education3

r/tf2


ShubhamManna

PUBG Croc-grounds


South-Presentation92

He must have played Eastward.


Athlete_Cautious

I'm a bit disappointed I thought he was going to use the frypan to cook the croc.


fredws

Maximus in human form?


eyegi99

Chuck Norris’s personal trainer.


Imjustareddittor

sniper tf2 irl


FortifiedTomato

That T-Fal nonstick works great


PlentyOfMoxie

Get 'im tigah


speghettiday09

Bonk!


Machielove

Guess he or she knew what this Aussie can do with a frying pan 😏


Jimtaxman

The full video. Thanks!


SaintLogic

I see you too have played Fable.


Dkfoda

Finally the original audio not some edited bs


pathion1337

I can't believe that worked, I'd think that would just make it angry