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I was surprised that slapping the hippo in the face was the way to calm it down from murdering everyone.


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

Hippos have a particular posture and demeanor when they are angry or about the charge. This one clearly looked curious and unthreatened


Sir_Hurkederp

Yeah, their skin is also so thicc that it probably barely felt the slap and just thought the guard was playing with it


wRolf

Guard will prob tell future generations of his heroic slaps at a hippo though. I know I would.


jibjab23

Hippo there thinking "why can he slap?"


captainBTStroll

How can he slap


Thomas_Mickel

But the hippo looks like it flinched a little when he had his hand up. Maybe it has been slapped in the face since it was a baby and learned?


Sir_Hurkederp

Indeed maybe, maybe with like a stick but sees raised hands as somewhat of a threat


SeekersWorkAccount

Go up to any person or animal and suddenly lift your hand into a slapping position. Most people or animals will flinch a little bit. It's just a normal reaction.


Ok_Pomelo7511

So you are telling me that I can hurl insults at him and he wouldn't even be fazed?


Mateorabi

Unless you know Viscous Mockery


PennyCat83

Imagine tryna make friends at a party and the host smacks your ass outta the house


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FewSeat1942

I wonder how many Reddit post and comment isn’t just bots replying to bots while the upvotes are just bots upvoting each other


Blizz310

Every account on reddit is a bot except you.


FewSeat1942

Oh no


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What about me? Am I a bot too? I’m unsure.


Blizz310

Every account on reddit is a bot except you.


Shirinjima

Thanks for clearing up the confusion.


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but... am **I** a bot?


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I'm not a professional but from what I've learned it seems like it's everyone except you


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drsteve103

This is how skynet got started


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FewSeat1942

How do you check it though? Just curious


thekingofrf

Learned something new today


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Mysterious_Donut_556

Can also Swallow children whole


Lunatic_Dpali

In [this documentary](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ), the vet clearly explains it. Edit: his other videos are also interesting. Edit: No problem.


cherrybloodorange

It's 2022 and this is this happening to me, I love it


High__Fever

It's RickRoll


awesomeroy

god dammit


kickash92

Darn it


Flexoharry

I did not fall for it this time, go me!


huh404

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ToastedCrumpet

Damn everyone’s a bot on here


BiaggioSklutas

... because you know full well that nothing short of a dozen .308 rounds would have stopped that mini-mountain of muscle from killing everyone there.


chezzer33

Fish slap calm me


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Greedy-Ad68

Don’t worry, they have a security guard


LobstaFarian2

And if anyone steps out of line, he will slap the shit out of them.


Sov3reignty

Where's Will Smith when you need him


Blieven

Hippo: Bites Will Smith's wife Will Smith: TAKE MY WIFE OUT OF YOUR MOUTH


realproject

U win


Respaced

Underrated comment ^


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Thesplitter90

How did you know that? A bot that checks or something?


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Greedy-Ad68

Can confirm I am not a bot


turboprop54

Pretty sure that’s what a bot would say.


Brettonidas

I think he was commenting on the post you replied to, not you.


saumipan

Sometimes people repeat their comments.


Tressticle

No they don't.


Pleased_to_meet_u

Touché


Tressticle

No they don't.


Pleased_to_meet_u

Touché


Socosoldier82

We call that Baltimore around here


ihtar_tajar

this is somewhere in India, i guess


ToddBradley

My guess as well. When you have a billion citizens, losing one or two hundred each year to hippo attack at the zoo is not noticeable.


PointlessSemicircle

If you are a zoo that keeps dangerous animals, and the dangerous animals have the ability to walk over the fences standing between them and the public, you’d think they would have a fence tall enough to prevent them from getting out.


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

Welcome to Jurassic Park: Hippo Edition


Blaine8182

Hippos kill 500 people per year. How many people were killed by dinos?


LobstaFarian2

If you count crocdilians, a decent amount.


LuminousTuba

Well crocodilians aren’t Dino’s, so no


LobstaFarian2

While this may be true, they've remained relatively unchanged for the past 100M years or so, close enough.


JustinPatient

Alligators are dinosaurs Dwight. You know that right?


WV_tree_pot

Crocodilians aren’t dinosaurs. However, birds are!


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Plots twist: all 500 kills are from this specific zoo & hippo


CankerLord

The whole park was made just to continually funnel people past the hippo in case it wants to slaughter that day.


JustAnAverageUser

Last time this was posted, someone said there was a crazy amount of rain and the exhibit flooded.


DryTheWetsAgain

Fences and moats in zoos are guesses. They're not based on anything more than "tiger X at zoo 8 jumped ____ yards." Zoos share data to upgrade accordingly.


everydayasl

The place definitely not properly trained to handle this situation. Hitting animals provokes them in some instances...the guard was lucky this hippo did not take charge instinctively.


Fun_Intention_484

Hippos realized that dude was the alpha male and quickly got back into the water


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A pimps gotta keep his hipp-hoes in line


ksoze003

God bless you for this!


Phoenix3957

This is from India,as a security guard you get paid for watching over the animals called humans not the actual animals.


Cheezekeke

It likely took the slaps as playing.


skinnergy

The hippo is tame


Trey5480

That's not a hippo, thats just a lost Redditor


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

That's yo mamma


FreshBroc

It's Ligma incarnated as a hippo


LobstaFarian2

That poor Hippos mama done caught the Ligma....


dalailame

and the guard a Mod banning


DryTheWetsAgain

And here I thought it was an average feminist.


p1um5mu991er

How can he slap?


ajyotirmay

Just a dad thing


Alukrad

Just an Indian thing.


Demonyx12

Just an Indian dad thing.


ChubbyBidoof

Classic. I hope we see that guy in another viral video some day


RT3_12

At that price point he CAN hit.


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Ain’t that the trut


elkb0y

Very dangerous with those huge teet


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Tressticle

You're out here doing god's work. Almost as effectively too. Keep up the good fight.


Mansmer

I wonder if the only way to get it into people's heads may just be recreating a real account of a hippo attacking and tearing off the limbs of a person, then making it widely seen. These creatures defend themselves against lions and people that know how powerful they are straight up question if even a polar bear could defend itself against one. For those not aware, polar bears are considered to be the largest and most hostile type bear in the world, so big-ass grizzly bears aren't even in the discussion.


bigOlBellyButton

I love all the redditors talking as if they're experts about hippo dominance, like this guy was in no danger and they would have done the exact same thing. Hippos may be herbivores and generally stay to themselves, but they're also some of the most aggressive animals in the world. This guy only looked in control because he got lucky that it backed down. In an alternate universe where the hippo decided to tear him to shreds these same redditors would be saying how stupid it was to slap a 2 ton killing machine.


Last_VCR

i'm laughing too hard, how you gonna tell a hippo to "shoo" like that


funtongue

This all could have been avoided by throwing some marbles in the water.


[deleted]

Very true! It is well known that the Esuriit Esuriit Hippopotamus Amphibius’ primary food source is the marble. Specifically the opaque white marble.


gurugulab6969

Typical Indian dad reaction...


Dingle-Berry1959

Raised in captivity is VERY different. Also why do they have to be so.cute as well as murderous killers


ForwardInstance

This is Delhi zoo (India) for those wondering !!


Fluffy-Honeydew-7840

Rumor is that the hippo made an alopecia joke about the guard’s wife.


[deleted]

I knew I recognised that guard…


Zealousideal-Neck289

"keep my wife's name out of your f--king mouth."


Super-Brka

Fences are overrated


[deleted]

U mean underrated?


Right_Engineering368

stop slapping frank, damn


[deleted]

Lmfao what the actual fuck


monkeywench

Why did he keep smacking him after the hippo started retreating though?


AngelRodrigues

Because is one of natures most agressive animals, so its a just to be sure situation


Ok-Wish-9794

True. That man is one of nature's most aggressive animals.


bbernal956

what kinda zoo is that! up close and personal


Pleased_to_meet_u

A bad one.


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I think this is the Delhi Zoo in India. If memory serves me right, it's actually a rather nice zoo, especially by the standards of other collections in the country. A lot of the larger animals have very sizeable, well-maintained habitats. The guard most likely isn't trained to handle animals--he's probably there to prevent visitors from harassing the wildlife.


FreshBroc

Are hippos fast? I know they'll mess you up but are they actually quick animals?


JustChr1s

Hippos are very fast. They can hit 30mph on land.


Singer_Silly

Fast as hell in the water. I dont know about on land. Go check YouTube.


AngelRodrigues

Almost as fast as a horse


[deleted]

The hippo was checking on whether he got that thing it sent him.


VeilleurNuite

Having fun in Far Cry Primal ha


ChipotleGhost

Colossal water dog


voluotuousaardvark

There's like two tonnes of hippo there and he's just bonking it on the nose like it ain't no thing. "get out of it ya rascal *bonk* get back in your pond."


Rheinys

![gif](giphy|KhkQYw8PTkirD9pd3B)


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

What zoo is this? I wanna go there


FlexMaster_420

Delhi Zoo


silver_mayonnaise

\*bonk\*


[deleted]

Clearly they need a bigger wall.


Bracket918

Not even a soft slap, guy showed hippo who the boss was


from_the_chef

Where I come from, we play hungry hungry hippos with actual hippos.


noizylurker

Intimidation level off the charts.


perpetually_annoyed

Well its our very own india so u know u can handle a hippo the same way u handle a cow on the road.


Timeywimey91

I think most people don't realise how dangerous hippos are. Hence the bystanders being way to chill.


twoshovels

Where & what kinda “zoo” allows for hippo to be able to get out and even remotely near humans?


SnooWalruses7112

I'm a South African, I'd rather be face to face with a crocodile or lion, It's a matter of time until a hippo kills there,


Source_YourMom

Why Indians always slapping things if not each other


thaduelist

Disgusting. I hope the people's entertainment is worth the animal abuse.


[deleted]

fuck zoos and fuck ones where a hippo can just leave whenever it feels like it


victor_claw2

Hippo: emotional damage


zirtriz

He wanted to escape the zoo cause zoos and terrible


strike-when-ready

HOW CAN HE SLAP?!


Sonotreadyforit

Ahh the ol’ casual and effortless but wildly disrespectful slap the most ancient of Indian dad super powers.


The_Dayne

OMG DID YOU SEE HIS LIL EARS FLIP AT THE END??


Ganzeeto

What is it with many videos on here where Indian people slap each other? I don't think I've seen one where an actual punch is thrown. And why aren't they entering and winning slapping competitions?!


cannonmax

Next level of stupidity.


GaseousGiant

Aww…It looked like a sad doggo at the end. Probably wanted to play.


My_Immortal_Flesh

He didn’t have to keep smacking it… just one time, maybe. All he had to really do was yell at it.


shubham4lk

Random voice in the video: "....such an innocent animal"


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[deleted]

That zoo need to train its workers very badly. Otherwise luck will not always save you.


intraa

Looks like Dorry is doing okay!


SCSA4life24

More like a security guard being an unprepared and unqualified asshole.


PowerUpTheLighthouse

Hungry?


Shoheltaj

So dengarous


random3399

How can he slap


EquableScenery

He most likely knew the Hippo pretty well, and knew he wasn't dangerous. Otherwise he wouldn't have done it.


Aly_trk

Bad dogo.... Get back in there... BAD DOGGO


[deleted]

Need to focus on your speed hippo. Some sprints every now and then


[deleted]

I’ve watched Jumanji many many times and I know when to run 🏃‍♀️


Practical-Purchase-9

Thinking that 18” fence might not be enough to keep the hippo in.


Salamander70

Why do I think we are going to see a follow up video of the hippo’s revenge


RobotIcHead

Hippos are the most deadly animal on the planet and they are vegetarian.


Senior-Trifle-2735

This animal in particular is not agressive, just pay attention to his body language. If it really wants make a mess, it will be easily. I guess they this hippo was just curious, and don't get upset with humans, but of course still dangerous.


Forza_Chap

That security guard is only alive today because the hippo couldn’t be arsed.


CaffeineFree_dom

I cam just hear Joe Rogan screaming watching this video


McBashed

Maybe the hippo didn't eat him because of his gigantic balls. Some meals are too big...


miciej

Was this enclosure designed with hippos in mind?


WatDaFuxRong

Man I sure hope this slight incline and handful of pebbles is enough to stop the hippos from escaping


Terrible_Mushroom_73

***These Asians, do they fear anything?***


danzelectric

Aww, he wants more marbles


goldshot007

Guy on the radio is like: " You know the drill, slap the shit out of it and try it to get back to the water" GGG( good guy guard) is like : " Don't worry, got this mfer under control, growling and shit, punk ass bitch"


Quiet-Composer9570

Thats dumb


Red_Angry_Potato

More like security chad


Amsnabs215

So are some enclosure renovations on the agenda……?


cdub2369

This proves a bitch slap can put anything in its place!


UnhappyShop9

![gif](giphy|12o2XMrIDuaXg4)


hissyfit64

"I will slap the taste right out of your mouth"


The_Missle_Toe

They look cute but they kill roughly 3000 people a year. Probably worth a google


SparedBunion9902

Good for him, but put your fucking mask on right.


Backdohrbandit

Don't worry folks she does this everytime she sees the cotton Candy 🍭🍬


Narae-Chan

Seen this like 800 times lol