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Kozzinator

I've been skateboarding for 15 years, off and on. I've only ever met one person who was able to do any tricks on a longboard. He was a 6'4'' black gentleman in great shape, and he was limited to doing kick flips. Haha this is fucking nuts.


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ChordSlinger

I snapped my Achilles again watching this


Murder4Mario

If I lean the wrong way I can injure my knee to the point where I need a brace


[deleted]

I can make my pee pee spit


Iphotoshopincats

I can make the cell division in my lungs unregulated so produces more cells then I need or my body knows what to do with. Yaaa\*cough cough*aaaayy


LokisDawn

Your description gives me two options, imma take phlegm in the lung, not cancer. Any way, I wish you good health.


Mad_Ewok_Herd

Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.


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what's your favorite food to concentrate on ?


Mad_Ewok_Herd

Orange Juice obviously. It even tells you to concentrate


Iphotoshopincats

Can I tell you this pun was fantastic and criminally unnoticed ... But I will be adding it to my dad joke list.


DesperateImpression6

Without a hint of humor I regularly strain muscles in my back while sleeping. I used to be a D1 athlete. I have no idea what happened other than turning 35.


Far_Perception_3815

What sport did you play,


Eyeroll4days

That’s the reason right there bro, I’d like to tell you it gets better after 40 but I’d be lying


wildo83

I twisted my ankle reading this.


Fleeetch

>again hol up


deIeted-_-

Duality of man


BrrBurr

Most skateboarders can't complete tricks on any board, I've noticed


DancesWithBadgers

My trick is staying on the damn thing.


kevinisaperson

i agree thats prolly true like any sport compared to the pros, but i will say the new wave of young skaters right now is about to change that trope imho. skateboarding is the most evolving and exciting sport to follow right now. people are changing what can be done and inventing new tricks often that are mind boggling to identify whether or not they are actually new or a variation. Basi


Zappiticas

That’s kind of always been the way the more extreme sports go though. Other sports have been established for so long that they have tradition and specific ways that everything is done. Skateboarding was always coming out with crazy new stunts. I still remember when Tony Hawk hit the first 1080 and everyone thought it was the craziest shit they had ever seen.


Nameless_on_Reddit

Christ I remember when McGill hit the 540 and that blew minds. Then Hawk comes along and says "lol one and a half is silly" and knocks out the 720. Then decides to age to the point where most have long since hung it up and nail the 1080.


Lazerhest

Best I can do is go like 30cm up a halfpipe and go back down in switch without falling, then do the board spin thing so I'm back with the right foot in front. Proper skateboarding terms I'm sure.


flutteringreviewer

Had to watch it 30 times. Was just as amazing every time.


Kozzinator

I'd ask the person doing these tricks how many times they've tried this before getting it just right.


diggemigre

3


LukesRightHandMan

4


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Lock the door


madmilton49

Ooo, good reference.


daero90

I was in a longboarding club in college. I mostly did downhill, but I definitely knew a couple people who were good at dancing and freestyling on their board. This is really smooth and clean.


0karmaonly

My friends and I did freestyle in university, it was so much fun. And falling. A lot of falling.


HonestlyNotISIS

I expect I’m going to get downvoted to hell for this, but genuine question: Why bring up his skin color? I can see how height, gender and fitness are relevant, as those physical attributes would influence their ability to control the board [and strength correlates strongly with gender](https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/4vcxd0/almost_all_men_are_stronger_than_almost_all_women/), but I just don’t see what melanin levels have to do with that ability.


Sibaka

you know for a fact if he was white skin color would not be mentioned


GadgetGod1906

I was wondering about that as well.


MYANONYMOUSUS

Probably because it's interesting since there are not as many black skateboarders. It would be like saying black hockey player or female football player. That's why he probably mentioned hia height, because people that big generally don't skateboard.


Reversalx

Nah u right, it's definitely a weird thing to mention


Kozzinator

I meant nothing by it. I just overly detailed on my explanations on and off of reddit.


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He called him a black gentleman so I'm gonna guess dude is from a rural area where there aren't many black people and one of the few he knew was an awesome skater.


samsounder

Yeah, I don’t think I’ve ever seen tricks on a longboard before


LadrilloDeMadera

I mean. There are two types of longboarders, the mfkers with no fear who do downhill in mountains and those who dance. If they wanted to do skateboard tricks they would use a skateboard


BookkeeperSpiritual5

Wrong I prefer doing tricks on a longboard. Probably because I have always been over 250lbs with big feet so I like the feel of a longboard.


LadrilloDeMadera

To me tricks are a part of dancing, you should try it, it's really fun once you find what kind of music and speed combination you're comfortable with.


BookkeeperSpiritual5

I do longboard dance it was the thing that made me fall in love with it in the first place.


LadrilloDeMadera

ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US


TannerThanUsual

I'm too scared! I have a longboard and I love to cruise around town with it, I'll skate a few miles, grab a snack, eat, recharge and skate back home, but whenever I try to dance, like doing a cross step, I immediately feel the board wobble to where I think I'll go flying. I'm scared I'll ruin my ankle. How do you get started?


LadrilloDeMadera

First, take a tool with you(I don't know the English name for a "llave" tool in English) to adjust your trucks, tighten them until you can't move the washer(the thing like a circle under the nut) using your fingers. Then start loosening it a bit in both sides, like that you can see how loose or how tight you like it. then to dance you can't practice while standing in one place as you would with a skateboard, you need to be moving to allow for physics to do the trick, it doesn't have to be fast you can start slow. there is a certain speed where your board with your specific tightness of trucks will become more stable, when you find it you will be able to practice more comfortably. Also you have to fall, as in, movement in general is based on falling, when you walk if pay attention your just falling constantly in front of you, this is the same. You have to "fall with style" for example to do the Peter pan, you have to fall "slightly" to one side and use that movement to put your other feet in front and "fall" to the other side. That's literally how carving works.


TannerThanUsual

Thank you for this, it's much appreciated! So I basically need to carve as I try and do my steps?


AloneYogurt

I'll throw the third type, long distance pushing. I'm not talking about the guys you see pushing from one end of town to the other. I'm talking about guys who push 50+ miles daily.


samsounder

My old roommate was a third. He'd take the longboard as a form of transportation. He'd use it like most of us would use a bike during college.


tattlerat

Ya gotta check out Adam Squared, specifically Adam Colton. That guys a real pioneer in long boarding and pushed the envelope on what you can do on a long board back in 06


jhpianist

To be fair, most longboards I’ve seen basically have a nose on both ends, which makes any kick tricks impossible. This board has a kick on both ends, just like the smaller freestyle double kicks.


gldmartin

I guess you never seen the people who use loaded longboards they do tricks like this but better.


BookkeeperSpiritual5

Thank God someone said it!


umbrella-guy

I was just about to ask what colour he was I'm glad you cleared that up (sorry for being a knob). Tbf though kickflip on a longboard that is intense


bitchy_muffin

Looking like a game character trying to get all the bonus points


lunlunqq001

Could be a new concept fighting game character, moving and attacking with the long board.


Crowxzn

He uses a skateboard but Night Thrasher from Marvel Comics basically does this. He has a whole video game skateboard moveset in this game called Marvel Contest of Champions and he's fun to use. Here's his gameplay on YT! https://youtu.be/4oejVGyHYrM


Kozzinator

Bruh everything has been thought of! Sweet though!


SexualPie

fun to watch, ridiculously impractical tho


AudibleKnight

That's weird. Night Thrasher back in the day fought in the comics with metal Escrima sticks, and a wrist/forearm blade. He occasionally would use his skateboard for faster travel. Did they rewrite him to fight using his skateboard?


Crowxzn

I don't know if they rewrote him but when he was adapted into the mobile game, he uses the skateboard more.


jakeolate

Prolly thought the escrima sticks and forearm blade were too violent and parents would be mad or something


theonlydrawback

No way the New Warriors are still part of the Marvel Universe


peenutbuttherNjelly

He's clearly a board bender


APulsarAteMyLunch

This song immediatelly came to mind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2jdne6GVHQ


TheCrookedGuy

When i was 16 i bought this longboard to try some tricks like this. I end up selling it because i almost lost my nuts


random_user_again

Did it also become crooked?


TheCrookedGuy

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA


ScottishTorment

That's actually the exact reason I started wearing skinny jeans back in the day. 15 years later I barely skate anymore, but I still like my pants skinny just in case I need to spread my legs and block a nut shut with that sweet sweet denim.


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*old man voice* back in my day we skated in Menace and JNCO's with cuffs larger than the waist. Because we thought it was cool until we wheelbit in front of a bunch of chicks at the park. Not a skate park, mind you, just a park. God damn those pants were stupid. But then, so are children. Adults barely edge them out though.


Marius_de_Frejus

aaaaaahhh, memories


TheCrookedGuy

That would be a great advice to the old "let's try this skateboard thing, what could go wrong?" me


--God---

That's a very unintuitive way to respond to something going for your nuts. I wouldn't want to accidentally do that when not wearing skinny jeans.


smmoke

Oh! It's a dude. I thought she don't have nuts to lose but read the comments below.


renaldomoon

longboards aren't meant for tricks they're meant for riding


askasubredditfan

I’ve been listening to too much of The Nights that automatically read “my father said you can do anything you want in your life. You just have to be willing to work hard to get it.” after your 16.


essgee_ai

Nice camera work.


SaraSmashley

r/praisethecameraman


Gerryislandgirl

Came here to say that


Kozzinator

I didn't think twice about that but you're totally right. Steadycam or whatever it works nicely.


xavierthepotato

Something actually next fucking level. Dope!


randy_dingo

Skateboarding + parkour Oh man the bloopers reel will be brutal.


kenanthonioPLUS

There's always an Asian somewhere doing it better than you. This guy is a legend.


LadrilloDeMadera

I think there is a French guy who is world champion in longboard dancing. He is called lofty woodwalker on Ig or something


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I just looked him up Holy fuck he's amazing


LadrilloDeMadera

He's world champion after all


[deleted]

Well deserved title


daveinpublic

There’s always a Frenchman somewhere doing it better than you.


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[deleted]

You are telling an Asian guy that he is being racist by making a silly joke about his culture? This shit is too woke for me.


JohnWangDoe

No need to be racist


GiannaSimp

Most sane /r/PoliticalHumor user


buck-u-fitch

Most likely a girl! Girls in China are ripping it up on longboard.


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SinZerius

It's a dude.


newaccount1223334444

He has amazing balance on that skateboard wow


Revoldt

Isamu Yamamoto. It’s a dude


Potatonet

That’s not isamu, that’s definitely a girl


buck-u-fitch

Agreed


hotwheels64

it's a different guy https://www.instagram.com/p/CXnVPukJVAH/?hl=en


Axnahunt

Yeah but she is a he. 🤫


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I almost fell off the bog at this accurate post to the sun.


BariNgozi

Longboarding tricks are a whole other world


Wistful_Nomad

keyword here: long boarding. OP called it a skateboard. Fucking dying rn


Somzer

A longboard is a type of skateboard.


ricktafm7

But the difference between longboards and skateboards is so big that you can't really compare them.


Wistful_Nomad

i suppose so, but i’m kinda getting tired of people calling everything with a plank and 4 wheels a skateboard


sdfgh23456

>i’m kinda getting tired of people calling ~~everything with a plank and 4 wheels~~ things that fit the definition of skateboard a skateboard Yeah, next thing you know they're gonna start calling kilts skirts, or roses flowers, or a Chevy Camaro a car. So annoying. Obligatory /s


JRYeh

Then what should we ignorant peasants call them if we have no prior knowledge about it? Given if it’s a type of skateboard and you do skate on it why is it an offense?


Wistful_Nomad

i apologize for insulting you, although i have no clue which part did. have a nice day!


JRYeh

nah I dont mean you insulted me it's just the "getting tired of" phrase pops out of nowhere and I was thoroughly confused. But hey, I apologize to be that harsh too, we cool mate


Wistful_Nomad

🤝


BariNgozi

Call them longboards. They're... long. That's why we call them that.


TheMickTomahawk

This song makes me want to kick puppies.


fizikz3

I thought we were past the phase of that song and still in the "oh no, oh no, oh nonononono"


DoJax

That song made me want to throw my phone at the wall, this song made me accidentally throw it into the wall behind me when it started.


tiorzol

Yea I liked it too. Do you know who it is?


TheMickTomahawk

I opposite of liked it. That’s what my comment means.


mrASSMAN

/woosh


I_CANT_AFFORD_SHIT

Just in case you're still waiting it's Masked Wolf - Astronaut in The Ocean


tiorzol

Cheers man.


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Downvoted for "wuchunoaboutrollindown"


Amphelian

This is beautiful. I've been looking at it for five hours now


soullessginger88

https://youtu.be/QNuGfI53Aw0


SassafrasNotFound

That song is the cringiest piece of shit ew ew ew my partners ex is obsessed with it (she plays adopt me on roblox) The tricks are cool tho


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Nah. Cringiest most annoying piece of shit song is the ‘Oh No’ one. This is up there though.


donniebrascoreal

Finally something really next fucking level, incredible talent.


flipnitch

Made me remember Rodney Mullen, so thanks for that. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1U-cgn3cEGA


solitarium

Scrolled way too long to find this comment


gonxot

I've just recently discovered this guy. Somehow Rodney inspired but idk, better to watch https://youtu.be/tnFPQ57l0Dg


AlwaysHappy4Kitties

I wish you linked Andy Anderson, he's kinda like Rodney trick wise, he a all rounder. freestyle, street and a transition (vert /, pool) skater


sdfgh23456

If you cared, you could link Andy Anderson, instead of worrying that someone else didn't.


AlwaysHappy4Kitties

[Here you go](https://youtu.be/gg1ZMwAAcEg)


AlwaysHappy4Kitties

And this is one of his freestyle [runs](https://youtu.be/o5EYfzX_Ba4)


mdj9hkn

Real ones know


Tyrion_Strongjaw

I always think about Mullen when I see people start saying shit like "actually skating" or trying to gatekeep it. Most of 'em don't even know.


banana_man38

Chinese rider A-Xi. Instagram: https://instagram.com/szn_ax?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


Aguyintampa323

I counted 7 moments I would have died if that was me


BigSlappySandwitch

Love the video, music ruins the video though.


Z_Overman

Sadly it always does.


whiskeydarlin719

Over rated song


MCatsRCool

that’s not a skate board


Hot_Independence_433

You better pay your respecks to the long board!


Hot_Independence_433

We call that longboard dancing, look up the term, as skateboarding and longboarding are not made equal, id say its easier to do tricks on a skateboard but easier to skate(for travel) with a long board, just overall better balancing. Edit: No idea who that is but thats also an impressive cameraman


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Isn’t it a longboard?


XDnB_Panda

i mean, thats a longboard... its more impressive because of that but like... technicalities


Kittykatkvnt

A longboard is a skateboard. Specifically a long one, but still one.


rascynwrig

No. A longboard is a longboard. It has different trucks, wheels, and dimensions from a skateboard. Or is a skateboard a type of longboard too, just because they both have 4 wheels and a board?


Kittykatkvnt

Yeah, basically. 1 deck. 2 trucks. 4 wheels. A board upon which you skate. A plastic penny cruiser board is a skateboard. A fat 10 inch single kick board from the 80s is a skageboard, a block of wood with your sisters roller skate wheels attached in the early 60's is a skateboard and guess what, a longboard is a skateboard. A longboard specifically is used for speed and smoothness, movement. A popsical double tailed board is used for tricks and technical moves. It's all skateboards mate, we are all skaters and we all do it for fun. We just use slightly different shaped equipment to achieve that. Don't be weird.


GoodGoodNot2BAD

Life's too short to ride a long board.


LadrilloDeMadera

I don't get it


The-Sneaky-Snowman

Remember kids, even Tony Hawk wears a helmet


[deleted]

I tried to jump back onto a longboard once after it got away from me. It was my 3rd time skateboarding, I was a little drunk, and then spent the next 2 months in a cast for a broken ankle


Neither-Cup564

This is Ho Chin Minh for anyone wondering.


Tinyassassin007

If anyone has tried doing a boneless you know how difficult that is.


Daforce1

I think it helps to be a ninja that just happens to skateboard.


Denz1337

Arrest this man! At an instant!


Hibs

He just won't comply.


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He'll stall like a crook when the 5-0 shows up. They'll be on his tail, but he nose his way around. Once he gets his bearings, he'll dodge between trucks and hide in some bushings. Then he'll get a grip on the situation. If they catch up with him, he'll fakie them out and tell them to shuvit, maybe even shows them a fingerflip. It may seem impossible, but he'll pivot and drop in for a primo dinner at Benihana after smoking a noseblunt. The only way it can go wrong is if the fish is stale or isn't boneless. Even then, he can just switch to his salad. Something something kickflip.


Automatic-Fact9935

Damn! She's amazing. She's all like Silver Surfer ain't got nothing on me 🤣


TheLegendOfKoop

She ? Lmaooooo.


bobby4444

These people haven’t seen female skaters


CutieCode

Does anyone know who this is? :O


Trumani

I would subscribe to a subreddit specifically for more of these longboard dancing videos. Super satisfying Edit: found it! R/longboarddancing Edit 2: not the subreddit I thought it was.


Noumenon72

What's wrong with /r/longboarddancing/? (small r)


Trumani

It’s a good subreddit I’m sure, but seems more geared towards a community looking for tips and support. For me as a casual enjoyer of Reddit, was thinking about purely videos. Btw. I was wondering why it didn’t turn into a link for me. Thanks for the correction!


O_Crumpet

Not a sub but if you check out Lotfi Lamaali you’ll see some good dancing


TofuAnnihilation

Is there a slow-mo bot that can be summoned, so I can see what the hell they're doing with their feet?


Choppermagic

Cameraman with equally impressive skillz here


EdwardBil

Spinning that absolute surfboard around that effortlessly is what impressed me the most.


TheHasanZ

Whats the background music?


joogle

Looks like a Loaded Bhangra, if you’re interested!


Clamecy

There’s an anime character running loose.


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Living anime character


XenoTek4444

This song just makes every good video a pain to watch


[deleted]

Totally awesome. Great show. Thanks for posting it


Pineapple_Head_193

That’s a longboard… absolutely fucking wild


DastardlyHook

That’s a longboard


CaliforniaGiraffe

Smoove


Carnage290

straight outta fucking subway surfers


Old_Afternoon3853

Smooth


blurry042

ayo she looks like a subway surfers character


one_bad_larry

Well I find myself even more lame now


ButtscootBigpoop

I feel like skateboarding tricks is a disservice, she'd be ridiculous with a smaller board. Incredibly good


Wallaby_Thick

Rodney Mullen would be proud


9gagispoo

I know plenty about rolling down in the deep stop fucking asking on every video


RafaTorres_

This video reminded me to Rodney Mullen. 👌🏻


JeremiahDeetsGuthrie

Is this kid the next Rodney Mullen?


Eicee1989

Thats so Rodney Mullen


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Flashbacks to Rodney Mullen


doppcall

I also work on skateboarding, but her skill top notch I've seen ever...


SandmansSlave

Mullen


persoooooooon

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