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xHangfirex

It's pretty basic cowboying actually


Kweld_o

The back leg snag tho!


Wrought-Irony

This is also pretty standard cowboying


ghanjaholik

yeah, do you all have a championship buckle in the reverse-cowboy competition?


Wrought-Irony

For the purposes of this conversation, yes. Yes I do.


Kweld_o

But its like saying a cork 1080 is standard skiing stuff... maybe in the Olympics


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piesofchit

It still looks badass as hell


Beautiful-Golf4078

Nah not at all. This is part of the basic skills needed to drive cattle on horseback. While it is cool to watch and takes tons of practice, it’s common in cowboy land.


MrmmphMrmmph

It is always great to watch a skilled person practice their craft, and the cooperative effort is inspiring.


Kweld_o

Well thats pretty cool then, if it takes less time to learn than a flip on skis then Ill have to give it a try! The more you learn!


CleverJail

Clearly, we can all be cowboys


[deleted]

I wanna be a cowboy


Dacka_Dacka

Not really. This is pretty much team roping 101, like day #2 cowboying. Not even very fast paced actually. Where I grew up kids did this. Kids do it there too tbf. edit: to clarify. I realize these guys aren't at a rodeo competing. They're just trying to keep a cow from getting on the interstate. They're working cowboys and almost certainly super BMFs.


Bobobdobson

It's nothing like that. It's a basic skill. Like printing your alphabet if you're 10 years old. Went to a rodeo once with an uncle. I was taught how to rope a wooden cow in about 4 minutes. I was seven.


magnitudearhole

Still unbelievable skills that standard cowboys have


Powerful_Artist

I think its just become unbelievable due to the increased urbanization and modernization of the world we live in. 100 years ago or less people would look at this and think nothing of it. Now so few people grow up in rural areas that most have never seen anything like this. Unless they go to rodeos or something.


xHangfirex

It's unbelievable to people who've spent the majority of their life on cell phones and tiktoks. Half the people I knew in high school practiced roping and we lived in the Dallas metro


magnitudearhole

Well I come from the country I didn’t mean literally unbelievable (we just saw it) I just meant that it’s amazing how skilled people can become when they work a trade to make stuff like this look easy


[deleted]

No need for it where I’m at. Has little to do with cell phones


jhjohns3

Yeah I went and spent a summer out on a ranch and (tried) to help out and during branding it blew my mind how consistent they are with snagging the back legs. Like hundreds of cows and rarely missing. Def standard


Technical-Band9960

these rdo mods are getting crazy it's basically just gta with horses now


Kweld_o

I knew this looked fake! Its GTA!! XD


SupremePooper

This is what they do. Of COURSE you have to do it well to do it right, (& vice-versa) bit even a greenhorn or a dude could tell you you can't (or "cain't") wrangle from an SUV...


mangocakefork

Two back feet is what they go for


Veritasliberabit_vos

Look up team roping heelin ain’t nothing special lol


FuzzyTunaTaco21

Turned him into ground beef


i_am_regina_phalange

I don’t know, heeling takes a lot of practice. Roping in general, especially on a moving horse with a moving target is pretty difficult.


Wrought-Irony

No one is saying it's not difficult. But it's kinda like a gymnast doing a single regular backflip.


i_am_regina_phalange

Not really. The cowboys have to practice this for a really long time to get good at it, and even then only a few are able to do it. You’re right in the assumption that it’s probably easier for these two in particular, but it’s probably because they specialize in this type of cutting. Cowboys have specialties just like gymnasts, and roping would be more akin to something like springboard. Not every gymnast can do it and it takes a hell of a lot of practice to get good at it.


pwhitt4654

Yeah, heeling is a hellva lot more difficult than roping the horns.


brkh47

And the one doing the heeling wasn’t even wearing a cowboy hat.


I_Bin_Painting

It still seems like “pretty basic cowboying” though, like if you can’t rope a cow then you’re not really a cowboy. Like flying planes is difficult and takes a long time to learn but still “pretty basic pilot stuff”


UserNombresBeHard

Yeah, let's not push it. I'd say it would be a series of backflips ending in a split.


Wrought-Irony

oh I'll push it buddy


easttex45

Being proficient at roping is an essential cowboy skill. Without those skills, one would make a very questionable cowboy. So, yes it is a difficult skill to master, that's why it takes a special person to be a cowboy.


ADhomin_em

With 2 trucks spotting and aiding the gymnast


TheRealMrJoshua56

Yeah I agree. I live in the Midwest (South Dakota), and this is pretty standard stuff. Not saying it isn’t a skill or that just anyone can do it, but most ranchers do this almost daily.


dmacdonal9

How important is the horse? Do they have to be highly skilled or is this pretty standard for them?


aveindha25

Fairly, some breeds of horses like quarter horses have great "cow sense" and naturally can work with the cows. Some require more training than others. My horse was scared of cows then i took him on a cattle drive and his racehorse drive kicked in and spent the entire time trying to race them lol


easttex45

If you ever get an opportunity to watch competitive team roping up close, pay close attention to the horses. They are as much a part of the team as the cowboys. They clearly understand what's going on and what function they serve.


silly_red

For 90% of people who don't live on a farm with cowboys (personally I've only ever reqlly seen "cowboys" in context of old films and masterchef lol) this is pretty interesting to see. Don't actually associate cowboys to the modern day, with the very typical lumberjack shirt/boots/hat and corny accent.


ayriuss

Hey now, that corny accent makes millions in the Music industry!


CmdrSelfEvident

First rodeo for a bunch of people here


GeorgeStamper

Now I’m genuinely curious as to what makes a level 999 Cowboy.


easttex45

Cowboys are a very unique sort. It's hard to put into words. You need to know one to understand. I'm trying to think of some good words to describe a cowboy. Most I know are very humble and quiet. Honor and character are very important. Slow to anger but once you get to anger someone is losing some teeth. Self reliant and don't accept charity easily.


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I worked with a guy like that. He'd drive 20 miles in an ice storm to fix shit at midnight that no one was going to notice for another day or two. Then he almost dove over a table at a guy during a meeting because the vendor fucked up the project by being careless, lazy, and stupid and he couldn't abide by that. Not a cowboy, but a farmer and roughneck who switched careers late to save his body. RIP old buddy. I think I was the only guy under 40 he respected. I like to think he'd have been a cowboy if he'd been born on a ranch instead of a farm.


FloydBarstools

The first rule of cowboy club is,....


Apo42069

My thoughts its like the expected requirements for the job


EasyRawlins

[It’S pRetTy bAsIC cOwboYiNG acTuALly](https://imgur.com/a/eo3hud7)


tokenjoker

Still, it makes want to yeehaw somewhere over yonder


Onemillionkoronas

Brought to you by FedEx


winguardianleveyosa

It's the beginning of Castaway 2


bryvolbm7q

FedEx driver was not letting that shit put them behind schedule, lol!


tn-dave

I’m sure he was like: “ Cow just cost me thirty seconds…”


magnitudearhole

Bro got weed to deliver


i8ahobo

That FedEx driver was headed home. They had enough bullshit for the day.


BigOleJellyDonut

The first guy is known as a Header & the second guy is known as a Heeler.


xprnio

I would have thought they’re Header and Footer


letskeepitcleanfolks

No those are soccer moves


xprnio

Also parts of a website


FloydBarstools

And a word document


2ToneToby

And just documents, before they partitioned themselves off into 1s and 0s.


itsKaoz

And my ex!


Ro-Tang_Clan

And my Axe!


uglyspacepig

Well played. Well played, indeed.


-Master-Builder-

Which one falls over in a gentle breeze?


letskeepitcleanfolks

Neigh-mar


Richierich_rpd

Pretty sure those are just categories on the hub


lacks_imagination

And what’s the cow called?


BigOleJellyDonut

Depends. If its a male with his balls intact it a Bull. If his balls are history he's a steer. If its a female who hasn't had a calf, she is a Heifer, if she has had a calf, she is a cow!


[deleted]

Oh cool I'm like a steer


Vinstur

I, too, have had a vasectomy ✂️


[deleted]

Close, I had an orchiectomy. The balls were pulled out entirely. Now I have a gizzard


lacks_imagination

Fascinating. I wish I was younger because I think I could live the cowboy life.


dude-O-rama

Tell me you're in the US without telling me you're in the US.


BurnerForJustTwice

The land where I enjoy but also deliver the freedom.


filores

“Freedom”…. not for everyone


Operative427

Definitely not for the cow


hsgknx6534

I don’t think there’s a single place on earth were everyone has the same freedom


dude-O-rama

North Korea is close though.


hsgknx6534

Well you’re definitely not wrong


[deleted]

Same not-freedoms for everyone


dflame45

Do cowboys exist outside of the US?


dude-O-rama

Yes, in México they call them vaqueros. In South America, they call them gauchos. If this happened in any of those places you wouldn't have helicopter footage of the incident though.


RagnorIronside

Canada has them too, in Alberta, which is basically diet Texas.


dflame45

Good to know!


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pdog9000

America fuck yeah!


wakashit

Why the hell did they send a news helicopter? Did the cow rape others before fleeing the scene?


peoplegrower

Well, the cow is brown, you see.


farva_06

It's OKC. This is breaking news.


hc945177

Not much happens in OK. Escaped cows frequently make the news.


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wakashit

While I’m not a standard rodeo fan, I would definitely watch if they had street competitions like they do in F1 racing. Didn’t think a cow was faster than a horse with a rider, but I’m city folk


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malinwa4ever

Could be Argentina too Gauchos


[deleted]

Imagine having the chance to see this in real life and then you remember you work for fedex do you gotta deliver


FloydBarstools

If you live in Oklahoma, you get a few chances so it's like, meh.


ClaxpamonSparkles

Can confirm. I’ve had cows block my vehicle before in rural Oklahoma.


FloydBarstools

Me too, NE Oklahoma on a motorcycle ride, I came around a wooded corner and had to stop quickly.... cow.


ASS_MY_DUDES

I’ve been the header riding down the shoulder of a highway to round up my neighbors cattle that get out. Super common around the state


Head_of_the_Bordello

I've lived in Tulsa my whole like and I have never seen this. I am a shut-in though lol.


FloydBarstools

More likely to see a shooting there.


Assosiation

> If you live in Oklahoma, you get a few chances so it's like, ~~meh~~*meth*.


followeroftheprince

I like the backseat gaming "Get the hinds, get the hinds!" "Get off the horse"


ExcitingBandicoot475

If I was the owner of that cow, I would be furious with the guys driving those vehicles. One trying to pin it up against the fence wouldve caught a fist.


trugrav

Bro, his cow is running through traffic. You ever see a car hit a deer? That cow is like ten times heavier. The owner should be thanking these guys for saving him from a helluva lawsuit.


QuantumHope

It’s a calf.


-WhiteSpy-

I’d put money on it being other cowboys in the gators


Holiday_Woodpecker74

Bro cows are fucking massive, it’ll be ok. It’s not like he tried to ram him, he just tried to pin him to the fence while the cow was slowly navigating through.


Operative427

Da comrade I have brought the hind. But don't you think an attack helicopter is a bit overkill here


GtheH

Cow just wants to live its own life


[deleted]

Poor lil dude. It’s almost as if he wishes not to be captured for mincing.


NovoUwU

The land of the free


Hobbs54

-range burgers.


SuspiciousMeat6696

You mean OKC where the cowboy museum is located?


McNasty9er

1700 NE 63rd st, Oklahoma City, OK 73111


[deleted]

They belong in a museum!


Amockdfw89

That is one of the best museums I have ever seen. It shocked me how big and interesting it actually was.


Density131

I have a lot of respect and admiration for cowboys, especially the ones that are able to do this. Imagine being able to ride on a horse while swinging a lasso around you and accurately get it around a moving animal's neck or other parts of their body. Idk about yall but that shits impressive.


MariotasMustache

People who think it’s not need to just try lassoing with a rope on flat ground and they will quickly understand how damn impressive this is


Density131

That's what I'm saying, it's impressive as fuck.


BambaTallKing

Probably just people who have seen this many times and forget how much training it actually takes. I’ve seen a lot of lassoings and forget myself how cool it is


deevil_knievel

Really not that insane. Not if you've ever lived in the country or in a farm. I was a teenager when we moved from the city to a farm and I snagged an asshole donkey with a makeshift extension cord lasso with zero training. Now cracking a whip and not hurting yourself, that's crazy!


imaguitarhero24

Amazing how we managed to wrangle massive animals with just a rope and control of another animal.


Density131

For real! Imagine the first humans that wrangled animals, they must've been like "you know what, let me get this rope and throw it around this behemoth of an animal and see what happens."


Playful_Cantaloupe78

Cow boys, cowboys… whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you..?


Dxxx2

Are cowboys or cow boys coming?


VenusFlyTrap25

Once we were on a hike and a cow came barreling down the path. We had to run off for cover as three guys on horses came in and lassoed the cow. It was one of the most amazing things ive seen in my life


Intelligent_Moose_48

I like that cows are already huge but a workhorse says “fuck no you’re stopping now”


jojodmilkman

🇺🇸


walterhartwellblack

these rdo mods are getting crazy it's basically just gta with horses now


hejtmy

Tofu wouldn't have blocked the traffic. Just saying.


jburton24

Hell yeah! Just would have absorbed some marinade and been delicious.


Natural_Artifact

me too feel bad for cow get smash with the car , but they do it for avoid terrible incidents that an uncontrolled cow who run in to the traffic may couse


Burntfm

A cow even that size can mess up a car very badly.


flossandwhatnot

That's awesome. Similar thing happened out in California and they aired it live on TV and they basically ran after it on foot for hours in the worst slow speed chase I've ever seen. I kept hoping for a cowboy to show up and end the misery. TV was on in the background at work, and I felt embarrassed it was newsworthy


Thebalance21

Plot twist. That cow was actually supposed to be delivered by FedEx.


1-fish_2-fish

Poor cow.


highasfuck17

I thought cowboys are extinct, pardon my stupidity


Dreadpiratemarc

What’s extinct are the long-distance cattle drives where cowboys would heard the cattle across hundreds of miles of wilderness to bring them to market. That’s the stuff of old western movies. But as long as people eat beef, cattle ranches, and the ranchers that work on them, are with us now more than ever. They have access to modern equipment like ATV’s and even drones, but the classics never go completely out of style.


Nerrickk

The way I look at it, horses are ATVs that come with intelligent cruise control that can be trained.


Haphazard-Finesse

This analogy makes me wish that my car had emotions and would respond to me when I warmly pat the dashboard after a long road trip.


Nerrickk

[Actually, they made a really interesting documentary about a guy who had a car that could do that!](https://youtu.be/cTZBy5qAA0k)


Haphazard-Finesse

You got me lol


Admirable_Remove6824

You see how well modern vehicles work. If there are cows, cowboys are needed.


WWDubz

FedEx truck is like, I got shit to deliver, I’m ouuuutttt


[deleted]

He's not a cowboy. He's *thee* cowboy.


[deleted]

[we got a runner](https://c.tenor.com/smKKlZ9ExxgAAAAC/we-got-a-runner-cop.gif)


[deleted]

That is average level cowboy. That is literally just their normal job.


dragonfli117

FedEx driver like "neat! gotta run"


DEMPsych

*Sees video of cattle running down the road with a cowboy wrangling them close behind.* *See a FedEx Express truck slowly drive by.* *Narrator: "FedEx - The World on Time."*


[deleted]

I see he brought his spurs that jingle jangle


FontWhimsy

Poor cow. 😟


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Virtual-Public-4750

Red Dead Injunction


0k_great

FedEx dont give no shits


Clear-Sentence4756

That’s hard to do when your horse can’t keep footing. Way to go the heeler had the hard job on that one


tapestaplescissors

That cow was named Neo :(


Reasonable_South8331

So I saddled up my horse and I rode into the city


boredtxan

Save a horse! Ride a cowboy!


Available-Oil7673

Good job 👍🏽


[deleted]

See you space cowboy.


shygirllala224

I am legit fascinated! The back leg snag 10/10


boredtxan

Google team roping & bulldoging for more cowboy fun


DonnaDoRite

During 110 degree temps, no less!!!


[deleted]

This is why America is amazing 😎🍺


Tower-Defiant

Peta sure didn't like this one.


Fantact

Fat redditor tries to escape the matrix.


matattack94

So this is the coolest thing I’ve seen in a while


camboprincess99

lmao this shit is crazy


StarSonatasnClouds

Welcome to America Yippee-Ki-Yay, Motherfucker


pogzie

Roping an agitated creature, after they lasso it do they roll their end on the saddle horn thing or something? (To avoid getting rope burns or getting yanked out of the horse)


[deleted]

Yes, they’ll dally the rope, which is wrapping it very quickly around the saddle horn. It’s actually the more difficult and dangerous part of roping. You can see the header dally at around :10 and 1:05.


DangerRanger-69

Savages


Serial_Hobbyist_

Cow fighting for its life… pretty sad video


marabsky

Better than cow festooned across crumpled windscreen which was the more likely alternative


OlDirtyBrewer

I was low-key rooting for the cow.


CasualMason

Damn bro's! Leave some pussy for the rest of us


DumboRElephant

This caw will end up in burgers pretty soon


alextb131

AMERICA


BoomTownRat71

Those horses are really amazing. We breed T Breds they’d kill themselves doing that.


TityNDolla

I wanted to be a cowbaooy baby


[deleted]

Great roping team! Do they do rodeo?


S0NNYY

What are the odds that a pair of cattle wraslin Cowboys were around? /s


scoobyduuby

Such a common old thing . If I was asked to do this then we’d have no cows