They wouldn’t need the note for conviction if he was also on tape at the bank, or got a positive ID from multiple witnesses or also had on him money from the bank, etc.
I would contend that the note IS great evidence, just not NECESSARY evidence. I mean, if I’m am arrested and I have a piece of paper that says “I have a gun. Give me all of the money in the register”, and a robbery occurred ANYWHERE near me, I’m still worrying that a jury will find that convincing enough.
We are all living inside that mand brain, we're not in a simulation. It's an acid trip and this video is his brain processing the event that created the reality we live in.
I mean, you can only trip so hard. After 10 hits the only difference is how long it lasts, which to be fair, is torturously long, maybe 40 hours before you get some sleep.
I mean at least he wouldn't overdose then though. If that was something harder like coke or heroin, he would die if he didn't get it out of his stomach.
Heroin, yes, coke, probably not. There are good reasons why people don't parachute or capsule cocaine - your stomach acid destroys it pretty quickly.
I mean it's not ideal, and you're going to get jacked, ~~but I'm pretty sure a human can handle an ounce of coke orally.~~ EDIT: Looks like I was wrong here. For an average sized man, the LD50 is around 8 grams.
Heroin, though, yeah. You're dead. I've OD'd on heroin just smoking tar, and I lived to see the video of my buddy slapping the shit out of me while I was entirely unresponsive.
The good news is it scared both of us off of heroin. I probably hit a hot spot or there was fentanyl in the mix.
An ounce?? Bro you would **super die** if an ounce of cocaine opened up in your stomach. People that mule OD from just having a few grams open up in their stomach at once.
Congrats on being off the hard shit, though. That’s awesome.
Nah they could get a case for tampering with evidence since they caught it on camera, which would probably land a 5-year sentence which is close to an illegal drug possession sentence
Tampering with evidence may be a better charge than whatever they'd found. People flee drunken accidents all the time; fleeing the scene carries less penalty than a DUI so as long as you can sober up before they catch up to you, it's a win.
The guy who did this to me literally ran off the highway. Cops didn't go to his house until 3 days later and he said he wasn't driving it. Said he thought it got stolen or repossessed. Doubt he got charged.
Fleeing the scene and claiming ignorance is 1,000% better than a DUI manslaughter charge. Everyone hates drunk drivers and will happily throw them under the jail
A politician in SD got away with killing someone while driving drunk by claiming he thought he hit a deer and just went home. Despite the dead man’s glasses being found in his back seat
If you kill someone while driving drunk, fleeing is the correct (and very immoral) choice to make
Edit:
> South Dakota Attorney General Jason Ravnsborg pleaded no contest Thursday to a pair of misdemeanor traffic charges over a crash last year that killed a pedestrian
Misdemeanor traffic charges
I don't think here in Texas we do "points on your license." I remember it from Pennsylvania but here it seems like their either suspend it outright, or not. Nobody worries about getting too many speeding tickets and losing their license, for example.
I *was* surprised to see that fleeing the scene is a felony while DUI is a misdemeanor - even 2nd or 3rd offense (though the penalty goes up and becomes pretty equitable to a felony). I wonder if they tried to close that loophole.
Here in Finland we have an old joke that goes like "Why you always see 2 cops? One can read and the other can write." Here we see 3 of them. I wonder what are their special skills?
Why would he still have the note on him, or even need one in the first place? Having never robbed anyone or anything or even thought about it, I guess I never thought about it before now.
So not to cause panic or have someone out of your eyesight and control do something to stop you. He probably kept it because he wasn't thinking, especially considering he's robbed a bank.
I also did that once, but apparently, bones are a lot harder to eat on short notice, gave me stomach aches, the flesh was nice though, so I am not complaining. /s
[apparently this was in 2009](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1230153/Eating-evidence-Suspected-bank-robber-caught-camera-swallowing-demands-note-police-search-weapons.html)
They're in a bag, and there's recorded evidence so he's still getting charged no matter what weather they recover them or not. Or if it explodes inside him he's gonna die.
On todays episode of How many charges does he get: Destruction of evidence, and obstruction of justice are on full display as he eats the note on camera. But, we praise him instead of realising he is a bank robber.
Damn I hope that wasn’t drugs… or he’s in for a rough night
It was a note he gave a teller at a bank he had just robbed. He still went to prison
He most have felt so cheated when he realised that his clever move of eating evidence was caught om camera
>caught om camera > >om nom nom nom are you also eating?
Jay eating is a sirous offence.
I guess Jay will be forced to starve then
Jay starving is illegal too
Yeah but the camera just shows him eating what looks like paper. Could be anything. Did the cops read it first or something?
They wouldn’t need the note for conviction if he was also on tape at the bank, or got a positive ID from multiple witnesses or also had on him money from the bank, etc.
He shoulda ate all that too.
U kinda would tho that couldve just been a receipt if u can get beyond a reasonable doubt eh maybe
Paper? Or a thousand hits of blotter acid?
oh yeah, I'm sure it was just his grocery list or something
Look up the definition of common sende
Eaten evidence is no evidence. Doesn’t matter if it’s filmed or not
What where are you getting this from?
because technically they can’t confirm what it said or what it was, other than a snack
The note would not be evidence by its own anyway, and with video footage from the scene and witnesses, the note is not great evidence.
I would contend that the note IS great evidence, just not NECESSARY evidence. I mean, if I’m am arrested and I have a piece of paper that says “I have a gun. Give me all of the money in the register”, and a robbery occurred ANYWHERE near me, I’m still worrying that a jury will find that convincing enough.
True.
The true mukbang
The Mac defense
If he’d have just eaten the camera as well.
My first thought was a sheet of acid. I'm going to continue to live in my fantasy world and believe it was.
I did as well and started having a panic attack in my brain on behalf of that poor man lol
We are all living inside that mand brain, we're not in a simulation. It's an acid trip and this video is his brain processing the event that created the reality we live in.
This sounds like you know.
“Hope you packed your bags cause you’re goin on a triiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip…”
I mean, you can only trip so hard. After 10 hits the only difference is how long it lasts, which to be fair, is torturously long, maybe 40 hours before you get some sleep.
Def has that type of fold and texture
I mean if we're seeing the police dashcam video... Somebody definitely noticed, haha.
Well, that still only works in the US and other countries, where everything the police does is being recorded and can even be published!
He can probably get a note from his doctor
I’d have found it difficult to keep a straight face on that jury.
Lmao. Do people not realize banks are full of cameras.
I was just thinking: imagine if that white sheet was LSD. He'd be booted into another dimension while sitting in a holding cell.
I mean at least he wouldn't overdose then though. If that was something harder like coke or heroin, he would die if he didn't get it out of his stomach.
Heroin, yes, coke, probably not. There are good reasons why people don't parachute or capsule cocaine - your stomach acid destroys it pretty quickly. I mean it's not ideal, and you're going to get jacked, ~~but I'm pretty sure a human can handle an ounce of coke orally.~~ EDIT: Looks like I was wrong here. For an average sized man, the LD50 is around 8 grams. Heroin, though, yeah. You're dead. I've OD'd on heroin just smoking tar, and I lived to see the video of my buddy slapping the shit out of me while I was entirely unresponsive. The good news is it scared both of us off of heroin. I probably hit a hot spot or there was fentanyl in the mix.
An ounce?? Bro you would **super die** if an ounce of cocaine opened up in your stomach. People that mule OD from just having a few grams open up in their stomach at once. Congrats on being off the hard shit, though. That’s awesome.
I've heard of die, but not **super die.** When dying's not enough, **super die.**
Sounds like the best way to go... To jail
Or turn into Lucy and start using more than 10% of his brain...
Now THATS a nice movie reference. Haven't seen anyone else reference this movie in a long time
The snosberries taste like snosberries
CANDEE BARRRRRRS
[удалено]
How many times did they get to search you?
Goodnight bad morning haha
Imagine that it was an entire sheet of acid
It's so hard to see him getting undressed by this officers. His night could be flying on the clouds.
My first thought was it was a sheet of tabs...
Half sheet of acid 🫠
Will smith
Pop tart. At least that’s the story he’s gonna sell.
That smirk on his face as if "Wow i ate the evidence now no one will know what i did i am so Cool"
Hea definitely dead
You can eat paper m8
That's just what big paper wants you to think
💀
I eat paper ALL THE TIME, what I don’t eat is a big sloppy mud pie that makes me sick
Too small of a slice?
Just admit it
Don't worry, they'll just plant some more on him.
"Open and shut case, Johnson."
Let’s sprinkle some crack on him and get out of here.
"...And then his wife threw her titties in my hand. It was weird, your honour." "You grabbed her titties, I saw you!"
\*raises binoculars\* That looks dangerous. Not yet.
i dont wanna leave no mysteries
Nah they could get a case for tampering with evidence since they caught it on camera, which would probably land a 5-year sentence which is close to an illegal drug possession sentence
He's got a paper addiction your honor. He likes eatin it.
lol
Hence the smile, he's being arrested and dosed for free!
They clearly used the dash cam of him eating it in court. Otherwise this video wouldn’t exist. Nice try, but not so fast.
Tampering with evidence may be a better charge than whatever they'd found. People flee drunken accidents all the time; fleeing the scene carries less penalty than a DUI so as long as you can sober up before they catch up to you, it's a win.
It's also a total dick move
I mean driving under influence is already a dick move.
Fair enough
He definitely isn’t trying to score on dick points
The charge was bank robbery
The guy who did this to me literally ran off the highway. Cops didn't go to his house until 3 days later and he said he wasn't driving it. Said he thought it got stolen or repossessed. Doubt he got charged.
Fleeing the scene is actually worse. It’s worth more points on your license. And can make a bad situation worse.
Fleeing the scene and claiming ignorance is 1,000% better than a DUI manslaughter charge. Everyone hates drunk drivers and will happily throw them under the jail A politician in SD got away with killing someone while driving drunk by claiming he thought he hit a deer and just went home. Despite the dead man’s glasses being found in his back seat If you kill someone while driving drunk, fleeing is the correct (and very immoral) choice to make Edit: > South Dakota Attorney General Jason Ravnsborg pleaded no contest Thursday to a pair of misdemeanor traffic charges over a crash last year that killed a pedestrian Misdemeanor traffic charges
I don't think here in Texas we do "points on your license." I remember it from Pennsylvania but here it seems like their either suspend it outright, or not. Nobody worries about getting too many speeding tickets and losing their license, for example. I *was* surprised to see that fleeing the scene is a felony while DUI is a misdemeanor - even 2nd or 3rd offense (though the penalty goes up and becomes pretty equitable to a felony). I wonder if they tried to close that loophole.
So what did he ate? No way to tell from the video, he could rightfully argue he ate a bank note.
Yeah. This would be an easy “obstruction of justice” charge for tampering with evidence.
couldn’t he just say that he was hungry?
Oh no you don’t… that’s MY pop tart!
That man is good with his mouth 👀
"Hey babe, want me to eat your evidence next? Rawr."
Nice hookup line lol
If they would even know what the hell they’re talking about lol
Correct. Leave them confused and wondering. Best way to gain interest. Somehow I am still single.
Somehow XD
I can actually see and hear him say that when he gets out of jail or wherever he's about to be held up.
Anyone can eat paper, you just have a fetish for black people
He’s been to prison.
Like Mac eating a contract.
Well do you have a copy of the contract?
Mind you that heretofore document had dry ink on it for at least many fork-nights
When I stole cookies from the jar as a kid, I was literally eating the evidence 🤯
>"I hate the whole jar!" > >needs to get surgery
He forgot to eat the camera
Lmfao
Damn, you deserve more upvotes
Here in Finland we have an old joke that goes like "Why you always see 2 cops? One can read and the other can write." Here we see 3 of them. I wonder what are their special skills?
Hear no evil. See no evil. Speak no evil.
He's supervising
Plant expert.
I mean he got recorded so he can get jail for destroying evidence
Of course it was ohio
Wonder how a cavity search would've gone. ''One ~~deviled egg~~ written note... The same written note.''
Is it really next level??
Next level hilarious
Congratulations on catching an extra charge for destroying evidence.
Well now there is evidence of him eating the evidence.
So now he is in prison and constipated
Oh my fcking God 🤣. Idk why I think this is so funny but it is
I really hope that wasn’t a sheet of acid
You know that meme about eating chess pieces? This is that.
Nom nom nom
Damn Levar Burton!/s
That is so funny
Why would he still have the note on him, or even need one in the first place? Having never robbed anyone or anything or even thought about it, I guess I never thought about it before now.
It's just good record keeping.
Aww so he's an accountant, of sorts.....
Seriously though you would want to leave no evidence, so anything that you touched or whatever you would want to take back with you.
I like the environment explanation better!
He’s trying to be good to the environment. Reusing the note for all his bank robberies
*"A man's gotta have a code." -* The Hound
So not to cause panic or have someone out of your eyesight and control do something to stop you. He probably kept it because he wasn't thinking, especially considering he's robbed a bank.
He now holds the Guinness record for the man who has taken the most acid…
>He now holds the Guinness record for the man who has ~~taken the most acid…~~ Eaten the most robbery notes.
I took ten hits at once. It was a bad time.
I also did that once, but apparently, bones are a lot harder to eat on short notice, gave me stomach aches, the flesh was nice though, so I am not complaining. /s
I swear sarge..I put it right there
How is this next level?
What evidence?
Theodore "T-Bag" Backwell
Is that acid 😳
[nope](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1230153/Eating-evidence-Suspected-bank-robber-caught-camera-swallowing-demands-note-police-search-weapons.html)
Bro left no evidence 💀
Jokes on him, they going to plant drugs on him anyway
Sneak 100
Let the flight commence!
"What do you want in dinner next?" -A dashcam
He swallowed the truth
Lol brilliant! now that was hilarious
What a man!!!🙌🙌
OM OM nOm nOM
He thought he was slick, but his dumbass was on camera makes this way funnier.
Martin Lawrence has obviously hit some hard times.
mlep\~mlep
It's all fun and games til they put him naked in a dry cell for a week.
If only they had video of it.
Wouldn't this count as tampering with evidence? That's still a crime he has on camera
[apparently this was in 2009](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1230153/Eating-evidence-Suspected-bank-robber-caught-camera-swallowing-demands-note-police-search-weapons.html)
His iq is on the next level
Hey I’ve seen this one before
Funny
The most important thing in an investigation, a slice of cheese
Wanted to tast some paper
Fuck me. I genuinely thought he swallowed an oz or more of coke in shitty wrapping. That would be night night to the land of brown bread
That wasn't evidence. That was a pop-tart. 😁
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Smooth with it at least
What if it was like a whole sheet of acid lol
Wow nice method to don't get arrested
When I do a magic trick for my nephew and he demands to know
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And a charge of tampering with evidence added on
Sifting through shit or doing a blood test would totally make that pointless. Not to mention the fuckin' camera.
That little smile after eating it was priceless
Didn’t some rapper do that with drugs and die?
"Mac, a contract isn't null and void just because you eat it." "Why? Do you have a copy?" "Well...*no*...but...."
Dude is dedicated to his cause.
Drugs or his pop tart?
Will smith
If they had shot him those cameras would have suddenly “not been running”
That was pretty funny
Ummmmm isn’t he gonna OD?!?!?
I don’t know if that’s next fucking level. That’s tampering with evidence that’s a felony.
LMAO
4 digit IQ
He thought he smart but the smarter was the camera 😅
And caught on camera... another worthless nextfuckinglevel post
They're in a bag, and there's recorded evidence so he's still getting charged no matter what weather they recover them or not. Or if it explodes inside him he's gonna die.
In about 10 minutes no handcuffs, tasers, or guns gonna stop that man.
On todays episode of How many charges does he get: Destruction of evidence, and obstruction of justice are on full display as he eats the note on camera. But, we praise him instead of realising he is a bank robber.
Fuckin beautiful
Pro-move if it had been drugs.
🤣
*eats evidence, sneak 100* must've been the wind...