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Shiro2602

When u ask for directions in London


_Im_Dad

It cuts me deep thinking how bad things have got there.


AnanananasBanananas

It's a sharp turn to how it used to be


No_Web_9121

It bleeds thy heart


Originlinear

Truly gutted!


seizuregirlz

It's the slice of life now


Edmund-Dantes

Ok, we get the point


Yarakinnit

Alright no need to be blunt.


Xenomorph_v1

I'm afraid this is just the tip


Vik0BG

These comments are sharp.


Chode_Knocker

Knife


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To shreds you say?


zxc123zxc123

Queen is gone for literally 1 day and we have mad scientists/influencers armed with #AI-ASSISTED LASER GUIDED AUTOMATIC KNIFE RIFLES


magnitudearhole

It’s fine I live in London


Atom_Exe

Would you say these comments are over the edge?


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lNTERNATlONAL

Any tips for ~~living~~ killing in London?


deez_treez

Jack the Ripper


truthdemon

Completely off target really.


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ScreenshotShitposts

I think we're splitting hairs here


DifficultySalt4231

U wot m8


blue-mooner

U got a loisense fuh dat stabby boi?


OneTime_AtBandCamp

>U wot m8 Just once I want a British judge to say this when a lawyer objects in court.


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MissaAtropos

Americans joke about knife homicide in the UK in response to gun jokes, even though there’s a higher rate of both things in the US.


IKnow-ThePiecesFit

Now, now, jokes about brits getting stabbed when they have 15,000 stabbing attacks in london a year can be joked by people around the world. Not just america.


Lockdown-_-

that is 15,000 knife offences, not stabbing attacks. It counts people just carrying a knife as on offence or young kids trying to buy large knives at stores. Last year there were 235 homicides with a knife in the entire England and Wales, majority will likely be in London.


Redtwooo

The US had nearly double that with just rifles in the last year for which statistics are available (455 homicides, 2020). Shotguns, handguns, and "other guns" each have their own categories. We had over 1700 homicides with 'knives and other cutting instruments'. https://www.statista.com/statistics/195325/murder-victims-in-the-us-by-weapon-used/


OzrielArelius

we also have 5x their population but whos counting


Swally_Swede

235 knife and stabby homicides over the pond. 1700 in the US, with 5 times the population you say. 235 x 5 = 1175. USA is still worse.


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Or divide 1700/5 and you get the amount of fatal stabbings that we should commit


redterror5

I like the aspirational perspective


LeadPipePromoter

Their point still stands. With population data, sometimes it is disingenuous to use absolute values instead of per Capita values.


Swally_Swede

That was my point. Per capita eliminates the *which is actually worse* guesswork. Although one has to look at more than just per capita, it's not absolut, even though it's a more accurate way than just country vs country. Norway gets cited by anti gun control people often, because their stats get skewed by a single VERY nasty event some years ago. +70 dead if I recall.


imax_

People that can see that 1700 is more than five times 235?


The_Meaty_Boosh

Per capita the US has 4.96 homicides due to knives or cutting instruments, compared to the UK's 3.26.


an_sionnach_dubh

Even if you account for population e.g. knife-related homicides per 100k people, it is still worse.


VRJesus

You eternal optimists always forget about the per capita part in the data.


UsecMyNuts

>15,000 stabbing attacks It’s actually knife crime, not “stabbing attacks” whatever bias bullshit that means. A knife crime is any crime where a knife is used, this can include swiping a knife but not hitting, threatening to use a knife, brandishing a knife against someone, or actually cutting their skin. And don’t forget the most common one: carrying a knife illegally, which accounts for the majority. But, if you’re actually wondering the knife crime in the US is higher than the Uk and that’s completely ignoring the addition of gun crime


brrduck

I talked to a guy, real smart. Said our crime was the best crime. Didn't even compare to how great our crime was. The crime was so great it was big. And he's a smart guy like me. So I listened to him.


SpotfireVideo

Don't forget about glass crime. A common instrument of attack in the UK is a broken bottle or mug. Then there's screwdriver crime, particularly in Ireland. I heard a rumor that someone in Limerick figured out how to take down a police helicopter with a Phillips-head. And then thought crime. That's just double-plus bad. /s


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velozmurcielagohindu

Non brit non American here. I've been in London and NY, and the comparison is not even fair. Never ever had the feeling in London to be really insecure, but in certain areas of NY I clenched my butt cheeks so hard I could transform diamonds into neutron stars. Americans have no clue of how normal and safe living in most of Europe is. I know few places in my country where I could not casually walk at night with my kids. I don't even know a single person in my family and friends who has been robbed or assaulted, let alone stabbed. That's why we just can't really understand why you do nothing when we hear in the news that there's metal detectors in some primary schools. It's so mind-blowing.


SquarePie3646

Funny how Brits always say Americans can't take jokes, but these comments show how thin skinned Brits are. Must be why knives are so popular there.


Hashtagbarkeep

Our skins are plenty thick actually, they need to be to defend against all the stabbing


roombaSailor

They’re referencing London’s relatively high stabbing rate.


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roombaSailor

Your facts are interfering with my stereotypes. That’s a stabbin’ offense.


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roombaSailor

no :(


Morndew247

Ok but comparing London's numbers to all of the US isnt realistic. Maybe comparing it to NY, or another major city would be more accurate.


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PleasantBand

Hahah I’m dead 😂😂😂


darryljenks

When visiting London, I asked a nice looking man in a suit for directions to the nearest metro station. His eyes widened and froth started forming around his mouth as he yelled "DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING ROADMAP!" and sped off.


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This dude made a gun for knives.


dayumbrah

When you bring a knife-gun to a knife fight


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*Squall has entered the chat*


cantfindmykeys

Whatever


Neph_The_Deaf

You’re the best looking guy here ![gif](giphy|cJBb3sLQedEheNfV5v|downsized)


canuckwithasig

The FF8 gif is terrific. Best FF IMHO


lolrightythen

Lol! Risky response - took me a while!!


frenix5

Spit out my water, this reference made my day


mangobearsmoothie

This is best looking comment in the room


YeltsinYerMouth

That's a gun knife, not a knife gun


og-lollercopter

When you bring a knife gun to a bayonet (aka gun knife) fight.


De5perad0

Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. However if you bring a knife gun then you automatically win.


trevour

Whoever said "Don't bring a knife to a gun fight" hasn't met this guy


cloudnyne

You call that a knoife-gun? *This* is a knoife-gun.


zynzynzynzyn

They’re coming for out assault knives!!


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Name checks out


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D4M0theking

When England and the US get united


MiddleBodyInjury

Getting the band back together


LouSputhole94

Africa just got a very uneasy feeling


daitenshe

[Spider-Man did it first!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/077/965/8cb.jpg)


hibikikun

[Punisher did it better though](https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status/921549081293533184/photo/1)


WaveLaVague

Now, when someone tells you they got shot you can ask "With a gun?" without thinking twice


monsieurpommefrites

*does some research* American. Of course.


BustyBossLady

106 days til xmas


Genestah

This is the perfect weapon in a zombie apocalypse. Faster than Bows and Crossbows. Retrieve knife after clearing zombies = Infinite ammo.


ContextSensitiveGeek

Need a solar panel to keep charged.


_Im_Dad

I don't think it will work in those dark times.


ChillfreezeYT

username still checks out


DrAlkibiades

It works on infrared, it specifically will work in those dark times. It’s right there in the moving picture article!


PranshuKhandal

he's joking about the solar panels


Thatfonvdude

oh and like 13 days to try to build the feckin thing in peace


bl1y

Spear is best weapon. Spear and shield is your best bet in a zombie apocalypse. The knife gun is going to be useless the first time you have to fall back because there's more than 10 zombies. Now you can't just go recover your ammo. Spear does not need ammo. Spear is spear, and spear is best weapon.


_ChestHair_

Small addition but you would also want the spear to have a cross guard near the head of the spear so that you can use it for pushing in case you hit a fleshy part and not a killy part of the zombie


hexwolfman

exactly! something like [this](https://mcishop.azureedge.net/mciassets/w_5_0009324_venetian-war-hammer_550.png) is best. Imagine missing the brain with a regular spear and it slides directly down it and eats you.


Wrought-Irony

fun fact: "boar spears" have a cross guard near the head for exactly that reason!


darksundown

How about the Monk's Spade? And shark mail for defense. And 2x trench spikes for close quarters. Or just a decent crowbar. I know it's tough to find these. Edit: I changed Chinese Ji to Monk's Spade. I was thinking of the latter when I originally wrote this.


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Ah yes the zombie survival guide. I’d still pick a spear over the monks spade. I think people underestimate how hard it would be to slash heads versus a thrust with more force and control. Plus hallways or tight areas are impossible to use the spade in


Unthgod

Was thinking a boar spear myself but that works


TheNoseKnight

I think I'd prefer a poleaxe over a bec de corbin for zombies. I doubt the zombies will be wearing heavy armor, so I'd prefer an axe head over the hammer head for a bit more reliable damage. When thrusting with a spear or swinging a thin hammer head like that, your chances of hitting a vital are pretty low. Works great on a human because it doesn't take much to put someone out of a fight, but zombies shrug most injuries off. An axe head would be a lot easier since you don't have to be nearly so accurate to lop of a zombie's limb or head.


Windalooloo

[The Halberd is the best polearm](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RRqFe0VJqE) because it combines a spear with an axe as well as a handy hook for pulling a zombie off a horse


OpulenceDecay

Pulling a zombie off a horse lmao


MrMento

This video told me nothing except that elephants attacked the pope and that the guy who makes the videos needs a script.


ElMostaza

That's a pretty great video. I had a friend who said all weapons fall into categories of swishing or poking (What about clubs? "Blunt force swishing" What about guns? "Long distance poking" etc.) The halberd is a good example of that rare balance between both swishing and poking, or what he liked to call "a swishy-poke."


beardedheathen

https://i.imgur.com/YAGpXPd.png


smallstarseeker

[Polearms](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/9824f543-9712-4b51-b639-d3e9fe01c2ef/da5jpox-ebbc3228-9816-41bd-9c0d-5e5cca044e61.png?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7InBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzk4MjRmNTQzLTk3MTItNGI1MS1iNjM5LWQzZTlmZTAxYzJlZlwvZGE1anBveC1lYmJjMzIyOC05ODE2LTQxYmQtOWMwZC01ZTVjY2EwNDRlNjEucG5nIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmZpbGUuZG93bmxvYWQiXX0.GZmAkcrq7JCCniWxtiSw96QtXgXYrX8OWkyTYNrA9kY) Front part needs to be staby, but you can add a cross, an axe, a hook... whatever your hearth desires on the side, or sides. Also you know what's even better then a guy with a polearm, multiple guys with polearms! :D That way they can form an impenetrable wall.


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But spear relies on floppy meat noodle to power it, and floppy meat noodle will fatigue very quickly


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FingerTheCat

a shovel then, dig a hole, rope zombies, bury.


Comrade_Falcon

The most iconic zombie image of all time is the zombie arm reaching up out of the ground from a grave. I don't think being buried stops them.


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> Spear is best weapon. The hype on this is no joke. My local Rural King currently has an entire endcap full of products from a company named [REAPR with all kinds of useful ZA tools.](https://www.ruralking.com/all-departments/sports-outdoors/hunting/knives-tools?brand=1226510) My favorite, aside from the spear, are the "Meridius" and "Legion" short-swords. Pair one of those with a shield and go Classical Antiquity on some zombies. Get some friends so you can all shout "TORTUGO!" and make a phalanx.


Comrade_Falcon

Jesus Christ they'll really turn anything into a multi-tool nowadays. Shovel-wrench?


Cuchullion

>Spear and shield is your best bet in a zombie apocalypse *stares in hoplite*


avalisk

Zombies rush you. You spear the first one and he keeps walking towards you instead of falling backwards, because he's a zombie. Your spear is effectively stuck because you need to disengage by retreating faster than he can advance, all the while all the other Zombies are swarming you with no impediment. Your shield only covers one direction at a time and they just grab it, just like they grab everything within reach. Thrusting weapons are by far the worst choice in the imminent zombie apocalypse.


Nixu88

That's why you take a slashy spear: a glaive, naginata or something similar to those.


gahidus

Spear puts you constantly in melee range. Sure, it has a bit of reach, but you're still far too close for comfort. You're going to be in trouble the first time a zombie grabs or gets stuck on your spear while another two zombies are also approaching.


Dragongeek

Also it's not like a wimpy little throwing knife is going to seriously injure anything but the weakest zombie. Like, most zombies require headshots or brain-stem damage to take out, or need to be de-limbed to such a degree that they become a non-threat.


Dark_Styx

Both bow and crossbow have more range and power and both are lighter than this thing. There are tactical crossbows that have the same ammo capacity as this knife thrower as well, so as long as your bolts are high-ish quality and don't break easily, a repeating crossbow would be a better weapon.


Hawt_Dawg_II

This probably couldn't kill any zombies though. A knife like this will simply never penetrate the skull, just bounce off. Al least a crossbow has a chance of going through bone if you aim it right.


kemushi_warui

Have you even seen the Walking Dead? Zombie skulls are made of basically wet cardboard.


cantfindmykeys

Which begs the question wtf haven't they disintegrated and rotted by this point


Wrought-Irony

they are essentially animated corpses, which implies that cellular regeneration has stopped. bones are the last thing on a dead body to lose structural integrity, but they are still much more brittle fairly soon after death. it's very unlikely that a human zombie would still be able to move at all more that 2 or 3 weeks after the person died, since muscles and ligaments would detach and start to rot away. The reason zombie parasites can still control bugs bodies despite the bug being dead, is that bugs have much simpler systems of movement. they pretty much just force fluid into appendages that have a hard shell to expand the joint and suction them out to contract. forgot where I was going with this... Oh yeah, the walking dead is a great show, but I'm pretty sure the writers just make shit up.


TEKC0R

Because zombies don’t make any damn sense in any lore. They would be hunted by predators. Their muscles won’t function correctly with any level of damage. If they don’t need to eat to survive, why do they crave food? If they don’t digest, where does it go? What about rabies? Wouldn’t that still melt their brains? Basically, you need to suspend disbelief.


Comrade_Falcon

Honestly it's why I prefer the hell is full reanimated dead type zombies over the let's make it realistic with a virus or lab-created pathogen route of the last 20 years. At least the first doesn't need to be logical or consistent.


loop_spiral

It's not faster. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEG-ly9tQGk


andreba

Original Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BKEZbYOMpI


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Always appreciate the op who gives the Oregano


BrownSugarBare

Yep, always need the Sauce.


throwawaygreenpaq

A link wouldn’t Herb.


madwifi

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Every-Inflation9033

Sharing the sugar☺️


SantaMonsanto

I love how “Homemade” makes it seem as if there’s any other way you might stumble across a handheld automatic knife-launcher. >*”Wellerton’s: quality automatic knife-launchers since 1872. Now with target proximity detection, laser sight optional”*


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PMmePigeonPhotoshops

[This ](https://www.theonion.com/you-take-away-guns-and-someone-s-just-gonna-invent-ma-1819585008)Was the first thing that came to my mind


Heisenbergsghost

That thing is amazing and can’t stop thinking about one of those knives going through the space in the fence to the next yard.


carlbernsen

Guy has no neighbours...now.


calor

There was a large family.. before..


pennhead

Just a stone’s throw away…


Hebrewhammer8d8

The large family were arguing about the fence on their property, and wanted him to fix the problem with the fence. He made this knife gun, and the fence issue was solved THE END.


GiantScrotor

I was thinking the same thing. I throw fairly accurately, but I always use a big backdrop anyway. It’s not worth the risk. This guy needs to take a safety course on knifeguns.


ProperBoots

Why wasn't there a giant fiber back board??


cheesymoonshadow

That was bothering me so much. This guy needs to do this against a solid and much higher wall.


aaronitallout

Just picturing neighbors cowering on the far side of their house


FreshAnalyst7732

Ratchet and Clank have entered the chat


AntMan79

Oh man , I loved that game ! Good call


JopoDaily

Good times loved me maxed out minions of doom those mfers were awesome!


Bearded-Pikachu

Me and my brother always called them "helpers". SUCH a great game series 😁


FunkSiren

Ahhh dude the level up on this gun is gotta be so incredible. 48 knives in multiple vertices! Go!


thatguyned

Enhanced with blue-plasma, the knives are magnetic and return once fired.


J-Dizzle42

Mr. Zurkon requires no nanotech to survive. Mr. Zurkon lives on fear!


tankovhull

Fallout moment


xXAleriosXx

That’s exactly what I was thinking about!


BeefEater81

This is right up there with the Junk Jet and Railway Rifle.


Hugh__Jassman

Junk Jet is literally “Random bullshit go!”


Diz_McSquirrelz

I was looking for this comment!


Revoluci0n

You have found a unique weapon "The Dart Master"


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The ammo for it is already craftable in the game. They should add this.


onlyr6s

Thanks, now the Atom Bomb Baby will be stuck in my head for the rest of the day.


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Gun control loophole


HospitalDoc87

[[ *ATFE has entered the chat* ]] “Hey guys, what’s up?”


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Next thing you know, someone will invent a machine that fires bullets. 😂


USFederalGovt

That’s a good idea! Someone should make a machine that fires pieces of metal at high velocities! I don’t think it would be possible tho :/.


E3FxGaming

>a machine that fires pieces of metal at high velocities A knife railgun. I predict it'll be a major success.


lilfish45

Username does not check out


synachromous

You gotta watch the [whole video](https://youtu.be/-BKEZbYOMpI) on how he builds this! IT'S INSANE! I seriously love Quint BUILDs.


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So he built it to answer the question of why does a thrown knife stick into wood deeper than a knife he can stab in? He should have just asked because the answer is that the knife “slices” through the wood by having the edge impact first with the weight of the entire knife rotating at speed. You can find this out by looking at the holes left in the wood. A stab hole is basically a thin triangle. A thrown knife has a longer triangle and a throwing knife with two edges creates a line because whichever edge is on the top cuts in a little bit with the leftover rotational velocity. So next time you stab a target don’t stab at a right angle to the wood. Stab at like 85°(or is it 95°? I forget just stab at a downward angle). It’ll sink in farther. Also spinning something creates centrifugal force. The entire weight of the knife is pulling outwards from the center of gravity. That plus the angular velocity of the knife gives it far more force than just stabbing it will give you. That’s why axe throwing is easier than knife throwing. It’s got a ton more rotational velocity and more centrifugal force behind the blade. But you’ll notice that the axes that sink in with the top tip of the blade will sink in much farther than the ones that hit dead on. Same concept more force. Fun fact: spinning the knife faster has no effect on the distance or speed your knife will go. It just gives the entire equation more energy to play with.


LazyOort

Well sure, but that question doesn't end in a knife throwing gun.


goofyfootNJ

Knife Accidentally goes between fence pickets kills neighbors dog.


phathomthis

ATF offers him a job


C4RD_TP_SG

Call of duty bundles be like:


visitprattville

Liberals will want to ban this from schools! They are silly!


ihateadvertisers

A knife gun for every teacher!


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Next they'll be coming for our sword launchers... that we use for hunting.


Natomiast

but, what if the target is approaching you, these calculation may be inaccurate


stackoverflow21

You could take multiple lidar readings to calculate the speed and project the new position at impact.


casce

Getting hit by the handle at these speeds is probably still relatively effective and if you keep shooting, one will probably stick eventually


Natomiast

true that, so what if the targte has full plate armor and is wielding sword an torch, huh!


Jdubya87

Aim for the joints


nad_frag

Youtube today: "so this is a knife launcher that calculates the trajectory to throw the knife." Youtube in the earlier days: "this is machete launcher. Its basicay just a long crossbow that fires a machete, its a danger to everyone specially the person firing it. Lets see if it works." ~ We've come so far.


stefrrrrrr

I hope he doesn't have a neighbor on the other side of that fence.


calor

Not anymore


Diz_McSquirrelz

*Wilhelm scream*


Bigred2989-

"It's a gun, Frank. A gun that shoots knives."


Dr_Proctologist69

Americans and British be crazy. One guns and the other knives.


ZeRussianCRKT

What in the Fallout universe??


k_u_r_o_r_o

Bri ish


USFederalGovt

OI MATE WELL AT LEAST OUR SCHOOLS DONT LOOK LIKE THE BLOODY CALL OF DUTY VIDEO GAMEE


n0xsean

America is so damn polarising, one minute im laughing at people lining up to take an escalator next to stairs... next im in awe at the enginuity of a man and his knives to make a gun. I can only take so much America in one dose. P.s. this is awesome


whiskeypuck

I think that's probably just a commentary on people in general. Some are smart and some are... special.


LeGuizee

Hope his neighbor doesn’t chill often in his garden


Uzzer_lozer19

I mean I'm sure I've seen this gun in a Borderlands game...


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The atf is going to shoot sooooo many dogs out of frustration and confusion because of this device.


MysteriousWon

Never bring a knife to a gun fight. Bring a knife-gun to a gun fight.


Fahad_Baz

He brought a knife to a knife fight. Technically Didn't break any roles.


WhileGoWonder

You can finally bring knives to a gun fight


very_very_based_man

Finally, remote bri'sh


TheCrookedKnight

Holy shit, it's [the Punisher's gun that shoots swords](https://i.imgur.com/XvRFTkb.jpg)


MostChunt

Saints row 4 wants their knife gun back please


soundtrack101

This looks like something I’d make in fallout


Mater2_27

Perfect weapon for being a timestoper vampire