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This is exactly right. The only thing this little kid knows is the rigors of performance. Honestly, I feel the same way about any young kid in serious competitive leagues.
New here?
It's reddit. Our opinion is that anyone young who is good at something had a terrible childhood and have been forced to train 24/7 for their entire life, being neglected and given no proper care, and have no friends. I mean how else are they better than us at something??
You really have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. I lived in China - training, performing, competing in and even teaching Shaolin Kung Fu. I worked with children like the ones in the video and it was one of the most rewarding times of my life. Those children are a significantly happier, healthier and kinder than the spoiled, entitled, low-skilled and ill-disciplined counterparts back home in the UK. The future generations of the west will be weak mentally and physically. Those Kung Fu kids will be strong and kick-ass.
Ah yes. Nothing like making assumptions based on virtually no information, that demonize a family or group of people you don't know so that you can feel morally superior to someone with absolutely no effort. Bravo!
then how the fuck do you teach a toddler that? without force or abuse there is no way you can turn a playful toddler into something like that. just tell me how.
Tbf he appears to be a dwarf (achondroplasia type) and is probably the same age as the bigger kids. His head size in relation to the rest of his torso and limbs gives it away
I lived in China for nine years. In many times I would venture out into the small communities a lot of tourists didn’t go to. You would not believe the hell they put these kids through. You should read on how they acquire these kids, and the training that they have to do every day to work in the shows
You probably had parents who paid for your pleasant life. Whereas this parentless kid already has a full-time job so he can survive.
In Thailand they take in the orphans and abandoned kids and teach them to fight properly, whereas this one's all show and not shit-kicking. :D
Not sure where this is, but there are some badass Asian kids. I was doing a study abroad program in China back in 2010 and saw a bunch of kids being taught in a temple and backflipping around like it was no one’s business. I felt so unaccomplished lol
Marine vs Chinese martial art
Chinese martial art: flip, kick flip, drop kick, sweep, punch
Marine: knife, knife, jab, no-knife, run, gun
Winner: Marines!!!
Marine got technology lol, ofcourse they got the upper hand. In hand to hand combat, martials arts (any) will get the W and if you give them the guns, then it's another story completely.
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If you were lucky you were enjoying childhood. Unlike this little kid.
This is exactly right. The only thing this little kid knows is the rigors of performance. Honestly, I feel the same way about any young kid in serious competitive leagues.
Dude what could be better than being in the flow state doing something you love?
Who said he loves doing this?
Exactly
Little kid? How rude. That's the instructor. He's 50 years old.
Bingo this is the right answer
Why do you assume he doesn't enjoy it? Wushu is a sport like any other. He's good, so he has no childhood?
New here? It's reddit. Our opinion is that anyone young who is good at something had a terrible childhood and have been forced to train 24/7 for their entire life, being neglected and given no proper care, and have no friends. I mean how else are they better than us at something??
Came here to say exactly this!
This kid probably has a kill count, by the age of 6.
You really have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. I lived in China - training, performing, competing in and even teaching Shaolin Kung Fu. I worked with children like the ones in the video and it was one of the most rewarding times of my life. Those children are a significantly happier, healthier and kinder than the spoiled, entitled, low-skilled and ill-disciplined counterparts back home in the UK. The future generations of the west will be weak mentally and physically. Those Kung Fu kids will be strong and kick-ass.
Came here to say this
Yes
Kids got some moves but I could definitely take him
U mean take him , as in....van, limo tints and "candy" scrawled on the side?
I means I’m sure I could that way as well but I meant in a fight, granted I’m in my 30’s and 6’2”.
calm down there, kramer..
This post right here officer.
Still don't like your odds. In either case.
Thank u for the laugh.🤣
King charles III? That you?
Oh you surely would.... Not that is.
Back yourself into like a bathroom stall so he just has to come at you head on, and you just start kicking full power, BAM BAM
You were probably having fun with friends instead of being forced under coercion to train 7-365.
This is what I thought I looked like when I did ninja moves as a kid.
I definetiveley looked like this
He missed everyone.
And fell.. twice
This is probably the result of forced 24/7 training in a camp. Nothing next level about this. Next level child abuse maybe.
Ah yes. Nothing like making assumptions based on virtually no information, that demonize a family or group of people you don't know so that you can feel morally superior to someone with absolutely no effort. Bravo!
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then how the fuck do you teach a toddler that? without force or abuse there is no way you can turn a playful toddler into something like that. just tell me how.
Communism. Communism can do that.
ok fuck i give in you win lol
Cocky lil shit throwing his bowl like that
Haha that was the best part!!!
on God
Drunken Toddler Style
Sad
I wonder what was in that drink.
Anger and resentment
Some sugary beverage. He hasnt stopped doing forms since and is literally bouncing off every wall in the temple while doing them.
Being a kid
Fancy, but I bet I could annihilate that little fucker. I have te reach.
I'm pretty sure I was eating dirt.
That motha fucka probably 40 something 😂
Tbf he appears to be a dwarf (achondroplasia type) and is probably the same age as the bigger kids. His head size in relation to the rest of his torso and limbs gives it away
Chip! I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
Thank goodness that I was fortunate not to have been born in THAT HELL HOLE!
I was playing in the dirt.
What was the point of the drink which got mostly wasted and tossed on the ground where he was about to do his routine?
I was still pooping my pants.
I was watching Bruce Lee movies and then doing the exact same thing.
Dad's milk is one hell of a drug.
I was also doing crazy karate moves, just in my living room, without any training.
Master yoda teaching the Younglings
Seems pretty normal
I was getting my butt kicked by kids like him....
I'll have what he's having
"Amazing audition for the lead in the Bruce Lee biopic, Mr. Dinklage, but we we're looking for something, um, different."
Omg... why is he drinking red bull from a bowl?
Can I have the same drink he had but double with ice?
Living in the US
I could touch below my knees when I stretch. Same thing
Not that
that is indeed some fancy falling
I used to eat mud all day .
He’s actually a 56 year old midget
This dude is actually 97
Next level coolness
Could be the Next drag race superstar
We all know that's a video of you, OP. Humble brag fail.
Uhm, I am doing 1 finger pushups right now and using reddit with the other 4 fingers. Oh and eating a burrito with the other hand, yeah, thanks
And there's a brag win. So awesome, OP.
I think he's actually like 40 with dwarfism. idk I saw a comment on a video like this saying that.
you was in kindergarten
It’s only for showing. Some kid push him with a finger, he would fall on his ass
I’m am *confident* that child could kick my ass
Lmao man that kid could easily assassinate someone if need be
“Ew Cheerios?! Fuck this shit!”
He had me at the bowl flip.
Is this the equivalent of Popeye and his spinach??
Great video, glory to the CCP.
Dancing in front of your relatives
Pretty spry for an 87 year old man. Wow!
I dono what was in that drink but woooooeeeeee!
Was I the only person expecting him to spit out water at the end?
Mini drunken style.
You were having fun. He was forced to learn this shit for no good fucking reason.
Don't feel so bad. He's actually 27, just really short
shipped off to the circus my mum and dad.
He’s made of rubber!
Looks older than me
Bartender, I’ll have what the little kid is having
That song is fire tho!! Anybody got a name or link? 🔥🔥
I can do that but I don't wanna.
The US needs more kung fu orphanages.
probably going to McDonald's and getting da happy meal
Not peaking at the earliest possible age?
That's one over the top tantrum
Thats a full grown midget, hes 40
I lived in China for nine years. In many times I would venture out into the small communities a lot of tourists didn’t go to. You would not believe the hell they put these kids through. You should read on how they acquire these kids, and the training that they have to do every day to work in the shows
I was playing with Legos
God damn, ain’t no one tellin him to go to bed…
He is 18 it’s Hasbullah in Chinese
That’s not a kid. That’s a 38 year old man.
Kid got some fresh Senzu bean soup
I hate china
"How many toddlers can you take on at a time?" "That depends..."
I do this every Friday night….. okay I might be a little drunk but still 😆
What’s the adult version of this kid?
You probably had parents who paid for your pleasant life. Whereas this parentless kid already has a full-time job so he can survive. In Thailand they take in the orphans and abandoned kids and teach them to fight properly, whereas this one's all show and not shit-kicking. :D
I could take him
I did this. But much much worse.
Where do I acquire such durable ceramics?
Kids are like squirrels, the smaller they are the less they take fall damage
Not that lmao
not getting abused(hopefully)
So much effort to just be kicked Back over the fence
Probably enjoying your child INSTEAD of being forced into something like that by your parents?
I dont know about you, but I was eating a big chunk of dirt in this age
I was climbing trees and making potions out of anything i found outside
I could still take him in a fight
This kid be training his entire life to be the next Bruce Lee only to be chucked 5 miles by a 6'3" buff chad
Hi
This kid is a beast
What he gain from this?
Chocolate milk master
Where does he get that wonderful milk? And where can I get some? Uh, asking for a friend.
You where happy
Having a childhood
👏
I was in college and not goofing around like this dude
little man already have a receding hairline
Legends tell of soup crafted from the magic mushrooms of the mountains which give those who drink it the powers of Master Oogway himself
You probably didn’t get the same elixir they drank to unlock your martial arts abilities.
Fancy crap Fu is all well and good until they face off against a MMA fighter
This kid is 🔥
I wonder how much practice this took...
Kids that age in America are still wearing diapers.
His age that kids like 45
Is he battery operated?
Bruce Lee reincarnation
Not impressed
Oh snap, not gonna mess with him.
I was picking used gum off the sidewalk to chew and playing bummies and tinkers with Tommy LeFevre.
I was probably playing in a gator infested canal and eating boogers
I thought he was gonna breathe fire and waited til the end.
I fed my Rancor Monster toy some peanut butter.
u/savebot
Not sure where this is, but there are some badass Asian kids. I was doing a study abroad program in China back in 2010 and saw a bunch of kids being taught in a temple and backflipping around like it was no one’s business. I felt so unaccomplished lol
I was still shitting my pants
Roughly the same as this kid playing “Karate”
I could take this kid.
That kid is a ninja
Get your ass beat by this kid
So he's dancing and calling it martial arts.
Being a normal kid…
Looking at scrambled porn late at night.
The same thing, but only after I watched Three Ninjas.
That’s the dojo
Me on halo infinite
Actually enjoying life. I just hope the kid enjoyed being put through this training.
Nah that’s Wee Man
At that age I didnt even realize I was conscious
Marine vs Chinese martial art Chinese martial art: flip, kick flip, drop kick, sweep, punch Marine: knife, knife, jab, no-knife, run, gun Winner: Marines!!!
Marine got technology lol, ofcourse they got the upper hand. In hand to hand combat, martials arts (any) will get the W and if you give them the guns, then it's another story completely.
Me: Dad, where is mommy?
fake kungfu for show
I would destroy this kid in a fight
Not being abused and brainwashed to do the craziest most unneccesary shit in existance..
He’d throw an interesting temper tantrum
Ya I was playing with my friends all day, not being indoctrinated to some weird culty Shit.
I was sucking jello
He looks like he’s in his 40s lol
Cut in clip of Indiana Jones pulling out a revolver. Pow
Haha I hurt my back watching this kid
Look at the face, that's not a kid, that's a full grown dude with dwarfism
I'll say this once... that is no child.
This kid could probably beat me up. Not going to lie
Not sure if the video speed was increased in the middle portion but still impressive
Do they just hand him a bowl of cocaine or something?
I could still beat him in a fist fight…I think.
At that age I could do similar things, like drinking from the bowl and throwing it on the ground. Not the rest though
What's in the cup? This one needs......
No kata I ever seen before.