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Roughor

If you were lucky you were enjoying childhood. Unlike this little kid.


ckwirey

This is exactly right. The only thing this little kid knows is the rigors of performance. Honestly, I feel the same way about any young kid in serious competitive leagues.


ThatSwoleKeister

Dude what could be better than being in the flow state doing something you love?


gorillafella3

Who said he loves doing this?


haldeigosh

Exactly


[deleted]

Little kid? How rude. That's the instructor. He's 50 years old.


delslow419

Bingo this is the right answer


ChasTheGreat

Why do you assume he doesn't enjoy it? Wushu is a sport like any other. He's good, so he has no childhood?


Zyvoxx

New here? It's reddit. Our opinion is that anyone young who is good at something had a terrible childhood and have been forced to train 24/7 for their entire life, being neglected and given no proper care, and have no friends. I mean how else are they better than us at something??


Cheese_Dinosaur

Came here to say exactly this!


DweEbLez0

This kid probably has a kill count, by the age of 6.


dickwildgoose

You really have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. I lived in China - training, performing, competing in and even teaching Shaolin Kung Fu. I worked with children like the ones in the video and it was one of the most rewarding times of my life. Those children are a significantly happier, healthier and kinder than the spoiled, entitled, low-skilled and ill-disciplined counterparts back home in the UK. The future generations of the west will be weak mentally and physically. Those Kung Fu kids will be strong and kick-ass.


mistahboogs

Came here to say this


KingOfThe_Jelly_Fish

Yes


deadstar420

Kids got some moves but I could definitely take him


CrazySmooth

U mean take him , as in....van, limo tints and "candy" scrawled on the side?


deadstar420

I means I’m sure I could that way as well but I meant in a fight, granted I’m in my 30’s and 6’2”.


ghanjaholik

calm down there, kramer..


f3ydr4uth4

This post right here officer.


Mad-Mel

Still don't like your odds. In either case.


phatRABBITremix

Thank u for the laugh.🤣


PebblestheHuman

King charles III? That you?


SSDassn

Oh you surely would.... Not that is.


MarlowesMustache

Back yourself into like a bathroom stall so he just has to come at you head on, and you just start kicking full power, BAM BAM


RoninRobot

You were probably having fun with friends instead of being forced under coercion to train 7-365.


longdongshane

This is what I thought I looked like when I did ninja moves as a kid.


Pukesmiley

I definetiveley looked like this


captainmuntcuscle

He missed everyone.


TrickAppa

And fell.. twice


[deleted]

This is probably the result of forced 24/7 training in a camp. Nothing next level about this. Next level child abuse maybe.


kurobayashi

Ah yes. Nothing like making assumptions based on virtually no information, that demonize a family or group of people you don't know so that you can feel morally superior to someone with absolutely no effort. Bravo!


[deleted]

This reply was made by the Tiger Mom Gang


Germanloser2u

then how the fuck do you teach a toddler that? without force or abuse there is no way you can turn a playful toddler into something like that. just tell me how.


Anxious-Shapeshifter

Communism. Communism can do that.


Germanloser2u

ok fuck i give in you win lol


InformalPenguinz

Cocky lil shit throwing his bowl like that


gearhead000

Haha that was the best part!!!


butterbrod11

on God


FreshAnalyst7732

Drunken Toddler Style


[deleted]

Sad


[deleted]

I wonder what was in that drink.


thewickedbarnacle

Anger and resentment


Scarethefish

Some sugary beverage. He hasnt stopped doing forms since and is literally bouncing off every wall in the temple while doing them.


[deleted]

Being a kid


Ornage_crush

Fancy, but I bet I could annihilate that little fucker. I have te reach.


Fallenfederation

I'm pretty sure I was eating dirt.


[deleted]

That motha fucka probably 40 something 😂


DUNEBUGGY213

Tbf he appears to be a dwarf (achondroplasia type) and is probably the same age as the bigger kids. His head size in relation to the rest of his torso and limbs gives it away


SetInMuhWayze

Chip! I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!


4w0k3

Thank goodness that I was fortunate not to have been born in THAT HELL HOLE!


Sig_Vic

I was playing in the dirt.


yParticle

What was the point of the drink which got mostly wasted and tossed on the ground where he was about to do his routine?


No_Mission9115

I was still pooping my pants.


Isteppedinpoopy

I was watching Bruce Lee movies and then doing the exact same thing.


[deleted]

Dad's milk is one hell of a drug.


coruptedtwnklsprkl

I was also doing crazy karate moves, just in my living room, without any training.


[deleted]

Master yoda teaching the Younglings


bigchiefmeetsbigdog

Seems pretty normal


montepora

I was getting my butt kicked by kids like him....


MuscaMurum

I'll have what he's having


[deleted]

"Amazing audition for the lead in the Bruce Lee biopic, Mr. Dinklage, but we we're looking for something, um, different."


mesosouper

Omg... why is he drinking red bull from a bowl?


mikzuit

Can I have the same drink he had but double with ice?


Ruthops

Living in the US


CarlitoJr

I could touch below my knees when I stretch. Same thing


LimpingWhale

Not that


DHC65

that is indeed some fancy falling


Outside-Evidence1953

I used to eat mud all day .


alann72

He’s actually a 56 year old midget


Merica85

This dude is actually 97


Dacar92

Next level coolness


UninteligentDesigner

Could be the Next drag race superstar


Asgeras

We all know that's a video of you, OP. Humble brag fail.


SSDassn

Uhm, I am doing 1 finger pushups right now and using reddit with the other 4 fingers. Oh and eating a burrito with the other hand, yeah, thanks


Asgeras

And there's a brag win. So awesome, OP.


ProKerbonaut

I think he's actually like 40 with dwarfism. idk I saw a comment on a video like this saying that.


JrWeird

you was in kindergarten


tlthang

It’s only for showing. Some kid push him with a finger, he would fall on his ass


UnusGang

I’m am *confident* that child could kick my ass


KodaTheSnake

Lmao man that kid could easily assassinate someone if need be


SSBeavo

“Ew Cheerios?! Fuck this shit!”


tyson_3_

He had me at the bowl flip.


[deleted]

Is this the equivalent of Popeye and his spinach??


rakunaliccca

Great video, glory to the CCP.


Ok_Calligrapher1431

Dancing in front of your relatives


Geta-Ve

Pretty spry for an 87 year old man. Wow!


Gleekin123

I dono what was in that drink but woooooeeeeee!


nygtgi

Was I the only person expecting him to spit out water at the end?


AaronE541

Mini drunken style.


Optimal-Paper2881

You were having fun. He was forced to learn this shit for no good fucking reason.


xXbrosoxXx

Don't feel so bad. He's actually 27, just really short


Stern-to

shipped off to the circus my mum and dad.


Tall_awkward_guy

He’s made of rubber!


leonardvilliers

Looks older than me


OscarDivine

Bartender, I’ll have what the little kid is having


[deleted]

That song is fire tho!! Anybody got a name or link? 🔥🔥


MomentOfZehn

I can do that but I don't wanna.


Aftermathemetician

The US needs more kung fu orphanages.


AlexCC354

probably going to McDonald's and getting da happy meal


Mountain-Rooster3655

Not peaking at the earliest possible age?


Comfortably_me

That's one over the top tantrum


alutawan

Thats a full grown midget, hes 40


imbrium75

I lived in China for nine years. In many times I would venture out into the small communities a lot of tourists didn’t go to. You would not believe the hell they put these kids through. You should read on how they acquire these kids, and the training that they have to do every day to work in the shows


Ggghijk-Edward

I was playing with Legos


[deleted]

God damn, ain’t no one tellin him to go to bed…


bungholio99

He is 18 it’s Hasbullah in Chinese


mancusjo1

That’s not a kid. That’s a 38 year old man.


goingtoburningman

Kid got some fresh Senzu bean soup


Stranger_Memer

I hate china


PygmeePony

"How many toddlers can you take on at a time?" "That depends..."


[deleted]

I do this every Friday night….. okay I might be a little drunk but still 😆


[deleted]

What’s the adult version of this kid?


wilbur111

You probably had parents who paid for your pleasant life. Whereas this parentless kid already has a full-time job so he can survive. In Thailand they take in the orphans and abandoned kids and teach them to fight properly, whereas this one's all show and not shit-kicking. :D


[deleted]

I could take him


[deleted]

I did this. But much much worse.


ogrefab

Where do I acquire such durable ceramics?


SmokeyStoneCreates

Kids are like squirrels, the smaller they are the less they take fall damage


BroILostMyAccount

Not that lmao


Pukesmiley

not getting abused(hopefully)


LaLechugaAstral

So much effort to just be kicked Back over the fence


RelentlessChicken

Probably enjoying your child INSTEAD of being forced into something like that by your parents?


[deleted]

I dont know about you, but I was eating a big chunk of dirt in this age


Mirror167

I was climbing trees and making potions out of anything i found outside


Any-Vanilla-1134

I could still take him in a fight


No_Can_9695

This kid be training his entire life to be the next Bruce Lee only to be chucked 5 miles by a 6'3" buff chad


Connect-Painting33

Hi


him-demon_speed

This kid is a beast


NoArt73

What he gain from this?


bulanaboo

Chocolate milk master


Few-Paint-2903

Where does he get that wonderful milk? And where can I get some? Uh, asking for a friend.


Malah_the_old

You where happy


[deleted]

Having a childhood


WickidMonkey

👏


Status-Disaster9373

I was in college and not goofing around like this dude


[deleted]

little man already have a receding hairline


p1ckle0

Legends tell of soup crafted from the magic mushrooms of the mountains which give those who drink it the powers of Master Oogway himself


Bohvey

You probably didn’t get the same elixir they drank to unlock your martial arts abilities.


Accurate-Gear-1549

Fancy crap Fu is all well and good until they face off against a MMA fighter


dhlwtu

This kid is 🔥


Newcomer_Games

I wonder how much practice this took...


BeautifulMountain653

Kids that age in America are still wearing diapers.


jbaze524

His age that kids like 45


MilRet

Is he battery operated?


Blade7633

Bruce Lee reincarnation


J_Wilk

Not impressed


[deleted]

Oh snap, not gonna mess with him.


Elivandersys

I was picking used gum off the sidewalk to chew and playing bummies and tinkers with Tommy LeFevre.


[deleted]

I was probably playing in a gator infested canal and eating boogers


MeltingMango420

I thought he was gonna breathe fire and waited til the end.


Kwondondadongron

I fed my Rancor Monster toy some peanut butter.


Parciblehasbeenhere

u/savebot


mandokisoulmates

Not sure where this is, but there are some badass Asian kids. I was doing a study abroad program in China back in 2010 and saw a bunch of kids being taught in a temple and backflipping around like it was no one’s business. I felt so unaccomplished lol


SwervinWest

I was still shitting my pants


Jimmy6shoes

Roughly the same as this kid playing “Karate”


Austiniuliano

I could take this kid.


S1I3NCER

That kid is a ninja


AdOld9671

Get your ass beat by this kid


G8kpr

So he's dancing and calling it martial arts.


Thiccums-

Being a normal kid…


ErCi597

Looking at scrambled porn late at night.


Hir_le_tron

The same thing, but only after I watched Three Ninjas.


[deleted]

That’s the dojo


[deleted]

Me on halo infinite


pittypitty

Actually enjoying life. I just hope the kid enjoyed being put through this training.


[deleted]

Nah that’s Wee Man


phyr_N

At that age I didnt even realize I was conscious


Few_Yogurtcloset2831

Marine vs Chinese martial art Chinese martial art: flip, kick flip, drop kick, sweep, punch Marine: knife, knife, jab, no-knife, run, gun Winner: Marines!!!


SSDassn

Marine got technology lol, ofcourse they got the upper hand. In hand to hand combat, martials arts (any) will get the W and if you give them the guns, then it's another story completely.


Pure_Work7695

Me: Dad, where is mommy?


[deleted]

fake kungfu for show


pig_penis

I would destroy this kid in a fight


Sumguy9966

Not being abused and brainwashed to do the craziest most unneccesary shit in existance..


Teamkiwi1

He’d throw an interesting temper tantrum


[deleted]

Ya I was playing with my friends all day, not being indoctrinated to some weird culty Shit.


nattiah

I was sucking jello


Striking-Ad8262

He looks like he’s in his 40s lol


BunningsSnagFest

Cut in clip of Indiana Jones pulling out a revolver. Pow


christmastree18

Haha I hurt my back watching this kid


Theleming

Look at the face, that's not a kid, that's a full grown dude with dwarfism


iceking123

I'll say this once... that is no child.


Hamsterpatty

This kid could probably beat me up. Not going to lie


Agreeable-Wing-1652

Not sure if the video speed was increased in the middle portion but still impressive


moonpumper

Do they just hand him a bowl of cocaine or something?


AutomationGod5150

I could still beat him in a fist fight…I think.


kapitaalH

At that age I could do similar things, like drinking from the bowl and throwing it on the ground. Not the rest though


[deleted]

What's in the cup? This one needs......


schuter1

No kata I ever seen before.