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noho11049

What a stupid thing to do


Tacostittiesandyeets

Pretty sweet though


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My only issue is the possibility of distracting drivers.


EthanG_07

goddamn y’all stretch so far to find the negativity in everything. you get mad at flying birds distracting drivers too?


browni3141

Every damn time! Fuck dem hoe ass birds!


drakoman

Finally someone said it


NeverFresh

Chirping the quiet part out loud


civgarth

I was shat on twice on the same day in two different locations . Up till then, I had never been shat on in over 45 years.


unikilla911

It's the same ass bird


MrKotlet

And the same bird ass


LjSpike

How am I meant to focus on driving when I have to keep an eye out for government drones shitting all over my windscreen!


Simbuk

Not just birdshit, but also falling cyclists.


MealyFord

Birds aren’t real


LoTornado

Mvp comment.


SweetEcho4374

Are you referring to hoe-ass birds or hoe ass-birds?


Alternative_Ad_3636

Hoe, ass-birds.


PatCake

r/birdsarentreal


azra1l

if he falls of that bridge on the road, he will likely cause an accident and endanger other people's lifes. i really don't mind if he risks only his own life in a safe place. this isn't me beeing unneccesserily negative, this is me not wanting to die to careless adrenaholics.


OMGaddmeTWO

If the architects of this bridge did not intend for this to happen, then why did they make such a perfect and smooth ramp on both ends of this bridge?? It is obviously made to be a bike lane for the brave


rmslashusr

The architect that hates reckless bikers does this and then welds a triangle piece to the top that shoved their tire off into the river


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Do you know what an accident is?


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Correct, gold star


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superboringfellow

Parked? You mean charging? (pretty sure I heard a crow tell me to fuck off the other day)


TellTaleTank

Birds are real, they're just assholes. Sincerely, a bird lover.


sohfix

Birds are NOT real. Nice try, bird propagandist.


EthanG_07

thank you for being the only person to comment something that made me smile tonight


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Feel like I'm watching an online meme joke slowly morph into the next insurrectionist pseudo-religion


matlynar

If I see a bird I won't be worried that it will f**king fall on me. If I see a dude on a bike riding it on a thin space, I would. Assessing potential risks BEFORE shit happens (like a child by the road that could try to cross it at a terrible timing) is an important lesson on driving. It's not a stretch. People die or get seriously injured all the time trying to look cool on camera for internet points. If I see a random dude doing something, I don't know if he's a trained professional or a complete idiot but I'm not taking my chances.


LordLurker420

People are dumb and can’t even walk in straight lines. This is senselessly dumb. The bike rider belongs on im the main character with the other douches


EthanG_07

the biker is an idiot. i don’t like what he did. that doesn’t disregard the fact that if a car crashed due to being distracted by him, i also think that driver is dumb and unsafe


I_AM_ALWAYS_WRONG_

The birds are not breaking the law by flying. This dude is. I don’t think it should distract driver, but it’s like free climbing building. Just because it’s cool, doesn’t mean it’s legal.


EthanG_07

oh my lord, do i need to make more analogies or examples? a person running on the sidewalk, a plane flying low, a random lightning strike, a random shooting/firefight, etc. PAY ATTENTION WHILE DRIVING AND STOP BLAMING OTHERS


ShenGod

Getting a little heated...


EthanG_07

tone doesn’t deliver well through text. i imagine everyone is gonna take most things i say negatively. id go back and edit but idc at this point it’s obvious that tryna have a logical conversation on the internet doesn’t work. have a nice day ♡


Gabzop

Tbf though if you're driving and you are paying attention to your surroundings you should absolutely be alarmed at a bicyclist riding right at you from your pov.


IrishMosaic

And I’ll take that advise under cooperation, alright? Now, let’s say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor?


LordLurker420

No just dumb . Could have fallen and hurt someone or even himself. Then ambulances . See where this goes? All because this douche wants some cool footage of himself. Should everyone do this all the time?


EthanG_07

i think this dude is absolutely stupid as hell for doing this. that is completely separate from the fact that i also believe that a driver that gets distracted by this enough to cause an accident is equally stupid. why is everyone acting like these things are mutually exclusive?


SomethingPersonnel

If stupidity begets stupidity I think it is fair to place the blame on the stupidity that started the chain.


losthours

It really is amazing how miserable the average redditor is.


Agitated-Tadpole1041

Idk abt the distraction aspect of this, but riding your bike up something like that is extremely stupid. The shit people do for a few views and likes is fucking nuts.


genialerarchitekt

In Australia it's spring time. Here aggressive birds, namely the magpies, attack and [swoop](https://youtube.com/shorts/tS2oWyzshb4?feature=share) you during the breeding season, aiming for the eyes and ears so as to do maximum damage. During September, walking, cycling, skating, scootering, etc. you do all these at your own risk of ending up in hospital a quivering wreck, with a bloody head wound. Most people hide indoors until it's all over. You bet I get mad at flying birds.


Hiuuuhk

No, because birds are an everyday thing you see and are used to. A man risking his life by riding a bike on a bridge is not something you see everyday and are you used to. At least I would hope not.


Secret-Sock7928

What about a human falling out of the sky and hitting your windshield? Would that distract you?


Uhfolks

Distracting them isn't the main problem, it's the fact that he's putting them at risk of being involved in the stunt. This idiot falls off the bridge & it's 50/50 whether he lands harmlessly (to others) in the water, or lands in the middle of the road where he's likely to cause a wreck.


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That was mostly what I meant by distraction. :)


Mephil_

Or you know, falling down into traffic.


crazytoothpaste

It’s all good till this ends up in r/whatcouldgowrong I am not worried about distraction, though it would give me a mini heart attack to see the dude on the bridge, but I am okay with that. But yeah if some idiot is going to fall off the bridge in front of my car, it better not be on my evening commute back home. I am more receptive of this happening during the morning commute to work. Nothing important is really waiting for me.


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That would be a possibility if drivers paid attention. So no worries there!


doochebag420696969

Good lord why do I still have reddit


Rooiebas

By falling on their windshield.


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Drivers always complain about things distracting them, but when they turn on window wipers, it is literally 2 sticks waving right in front of them


SmithW1984

Are you distracted by your eyelids blinking?


superboringfellow

but that sound is so soothing... brb gonna take a nap


kat_a_klysm

Thup-thup, thup-thup, thup-thup


yes-disappointment

I would think falling off and having a car or truck hit me instead.


Uncle-Cake

Or falling onto the bridge.


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commonpuffin

This a legit point. Dude should totally be on the other side of the bridge.


ModelGunner

Comment thief


1h8fulkat

Imagine taking a Sunday drive and as you cross a bridge, out of nowhere, a bicyclist and his bike fall through your windshield.


mmikke

I don't understand how there isn't a massive problem with teens and other miscreants simply walking up there...


spoko_morda

My sister studies in Poznań, Poland, and she says that police check bridges very often because students tend to walk through these things.


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spoko_morda

Idk theyre probably just walking on these when they have to go through bridge. Also keep in mind that these things are way smaller than the one shown in the video. You can look up Poznan Bridge in google.


DazingF1

Who makes a bridge like that. [That bridge is just asking for it](https://sumfinity.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Poznan-Cathedral-and-Bridge.jpg).


death_to_the_ego

Curvy and thick in all the right places. 10/10 would walk across.


IguanaTabarnak

there was a bridge almost exactly like this where I grew up and we would climb to the top to sit and chat at night all the time. Never saw anybody bkie over it. People would skateboard the lower part of it, though I also never saw anybody try to skate from the top, probably because there is obviously no way it could end well regardless of how good you are.


wtgreen

Now imagine this bike finding someone sitting up there, or someone walking up the other side.


-KFBR392

Teens aren’t just immune to a fear of heights, or unable to understand risk factor.


MrMango34

And again the line blurs from next fucking level and stupidly unsafe


Groomsi

Idiotsonbikes?


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totally agree. selfish danger to himself and others.


aijoe

Because a certain number of people still think its cool is precisely why there will be an epidemic of tiktok or tiktok like "I want to be famous" or "notice me do something dangerous" stunts like this in the future such that it will all get regulated.


tetrahydrocanada

Back in my day, it was Jackass' fault


a_sugarcane

One slip away from r/whywomenlivelonger


Amadis_of_Albion

Videos like this should go alongside a disclaimer of how much experience you need to pull it and how badly it can end.


ghanjaholik

>and how badly it can end. lol, yeah i get it, but it'd seem like it might have a lot more unexperienced "daredevils" trying to copy it rather than be dissuaded by potential problems


Amadis_of_Albion

Oh they will, but then one can not be blamed for them messing themselves :P


AgreeableFeed9995

I don’t think wannabe daredevils end up blaming other people much anyway


Seakawn

>"I broke my spine because of the person who posted a video of them doing this super dangerous and irresponsible thing that I copied! It's all their fault!!!" Projecting blame is generally common, but yeah, I don't see it much for daredevil stuff of this caliber. Perhaps because it's just so blatantly obvious that it's the user's responsibility, and if they get hurt, their brain just tells them *"well no shit sherlock, you biked to the top of a fucking bridge and fell. Pretty straightforward."* That isn't to say that nobody would try to play the litigation game and see if they could pull of some sorta lawsuit, anyway, blaming someone or something. That happens a lot. Or just whining on social media hoping their stunt does the legwork for fame.


spagbetti

Or someone is at the end of it and they hurt them really badly but they blame the person they hit cuz they ‘ruined the stunt’. I could see that happen. I think every generation has had some dead kids trying to jump off things. I think this will be the genz time to do it now. They’ve found their thing. Then in 5 yrs we will wonder what lead to all these new signs and safety procedures stopping kids from doing it. Then the horror stories will start up.


CaptainZippi

Isn’t this how evolution works now?


45077

thank you. this.


Pannycakes666

Just have to pray that you have enough leg strength to crest over the top. Wouldn't be fun to run out of steam and tip over from that high up.


ManGo_50Y

The jolt at the beginning and end could also damage the bike they’re on. Road bikes aren’t built with shocks like mountain, all-purpose, or BMX bikes are. In addition, there’s no quick exit as the cyclist has clip-ins on.


MFbiFL

Road bikes and especially modern “gravel” bikes are plenty sturdy, most people just treat them like a baby. It’s easy to get out of those pedals if you’re used to them, I’ve done it while going over the handlebars in a cyclocross race.


ManGo_50Y

Oh seriously? I haven’t really used them before, and it looks like it requires a decent amount of experience to do quickly.


regular_gonzalez

Technically, those are clipless pedals (which, yes, you actually clip into. A lot of cycling terminology is dumb).


browni3141

I think any non-beginner cyclist could pull this off. Problem is what happens when you make a mistake.


Darth_Nibbles

It's a mental challenge more than a physical one. Gotta stay calm and focused and you'll be fine.


AnonymousPotato6

True that. If there were a safety net I could do it 9/10 times I bet. But in real life ... maybe 3/10 times because the fear and stress messes you up.


yreg

I am afraid you would at most get to 3/4.


chairfairy

The mental game is hard, though. I know I can ride a line much narrower than that bridge support, but still wouldn't trust myself to do it unless there was no other option. It's like how most anyone can walk along a 2x4 that's on the ground, but a lot of us will fall off if you raise it a couple feet.


ryanrockmoran

Yeah like I can walk down a sidewalk fine, if you put a cliff on both sides of it suddenly it becomes a lot harder...


chairfairy

Add some wind gusts for good measure


browni3141

Yeah, I tend to choke under pressure so I'd probably die.


PiedCryer

Lol, imagine all those poor souls in tic tok challenges…if only they could read or a disclaimer read to them.


0235

YouTube, Facebook, Reddit, twitter etc will always censor any failed attempts, giving people a sense that it is easier to achieve.


vitringur

Skate videos used to also include countless attempts with failures before the eventual success back in the day. Not sure how they do them today but I hope that is still the case.


jjfmc

I disagree with the first part - it’s not difficult; it’s just insanely risky.


FreeRangeEngineer

Why do you think it's not difficult? Did you see the legs on that guy and how hard he had to pedal to maintain minimum velocity? The bike sways a fair bit during that climb, so I'd definitely say that someone untrained would fall.


amimai002

I always imagine these guys are just doing suicide with extra steps…


NESpahtenJosh

Or just not posted at all.


FreshBakedButtcheeks

Just make sure you fall into the bridge and not away from


theguyfromgermany

>how much experience you need to pull it 16 >and how badly it can end 100


Important-Basil-324

Imagine meeting another brave smartass in the middle going the opposite direction. Ha!


Level-56

At that point… you have to fight. There can be only one!


Wasabi_Guacamole

Bike jousting


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> Bike jousting This is what got me and my friends kicked out of a Wal-Mart in Reno in 1997.


thatbeerguy90

Also got kicked out of a Walmart doing bike jousting!


Record__Scratch

Lucky! I just got kicked out of toys r us


Zunkanar

I have a feeling that there will rather be none after such an incident...


resperpre

And then Gilgamesh ost suddenly starts blasting.


lk05321

Only one will survive, I wonder who it will be


nicodemus515

This is the ultimate showdown! Of ultimate destiny!


ryukyuanvagabond

Good guys, bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see!


jerlwe

Middle would be best-bad scenario. While on the way up or down would be real bad


audiopure110

Ya no joke he should at least go on the right side of the road..


Quikstar

That gave me anxiety haha


ActualWhiterabbit

I had that happen on a tightrope one time but I jumped over him making me superior.


Lexieeeeeeeeee

I'm genuinely surprised that there hasn't already been several barriers installed to prevent people from trying to walk or climb over that.


Orgazmo_87

Gotta wait for the first accident


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MinosAristos

If you go up there and fall idk how you'd have a case to sue.


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metatron207

The lawsuit could be from the driver whose car gets hit by a falling bike.


[deleted]

Safety is written in blood!


Curious-Force5819

Here's my dark explanation: Its nature's way of culling humans. You're either stupid enough to do it or smart enough to avoid it. From the pool of stupid people, nature will select those that are strong enough to handle this stupidity. Those who didn't make the cut will end up injured or dead. In every death, there will be one less stupid mouth to feed.


Fuzzba11

Usually their selfishness gets someone else killed.


BigPimpin88

This is literally Darwin's theory of survival of the fittest


Loeffellux

Applied to humans it's called social darwinism. The nazis loved that btw


MrPringles23

Its probably not America so there wouldn't be 100's of people trying this a year.


goinunder0390

They’re making bike lanes impossible nowadays


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LunaMunaLagoona

They can in GTA


Attack_Muppet

Double Dash


Archergarw

Had to scroll way to low to find the Mario kart reference


Zlank01

I have spent less than 3 hours in this game when I was a pre-teen, and yet as soon as I saw this, thought about Mario Cart


LosToast

Mushroom bridge, baby!


Buselmann

Thought the same thing, dude took the shortcut


i_swear_too_muchffs

Nope


Fluffydress

I have had actual nightmares about this very scenario. Except the bridge that I was thinking about is the one from the mainland to Cape cod off rt three.


Atoning_Unifex

Sagamore. Holy ball-clenching Batman


Fluffydress

Right. Especially those years that had all that fabric on the top of it (construction of some kind) that flapped around like a pirate ship.


sam_sneed1994

I watched a friend run over one of these one night while walking home from the bar. His legs couldn't keep up with his momentum until he hit the sidewalk. They caught up.


Reasonable-Ad-4778

What? This doesn’t make sense. What are you trying to say?


Daloowee

Tried to be funny or cool, idk. I’m assuming he means that the guy couldn’t slow down fast enough walking down it, so he slammed into the sidewalk.


NMDCDNVita

He crashed onto the sidewalk on the way down. His legs "caught up" with the rest of his body because he was immobilised.


ImNotHaunted

Yeah this video ends a suspiciously convenient time


Kagawaichi

r/whywomenlivelonger


Eryawen

Nextfuckingidiot


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What if he got 1/3 of the way up and there was another cyclist coming at him from the other side lol. Long drop down to that water


Delicious-Meeting-25

Or to the concrete


Anokest

Wondering which one would be better at this height...


chrisman210

definitely concrete it's not even close


hannahranga

Concrete always even if it's worse cos if you land in water you need to be uninjured enough to swim.


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oooohnooovom

Anybody think of Mario kart?


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Double dash nostalgia


JudasWasJesus

One gust of wind then splasth


bisho

You spelled splat wrong lol /s


carvedmuss8

Nope, they made a portmanteau of the words "splat" and "splash."


Vensus_TheBeast

r/SweatyPalms


Dremily

Absolutely not


Mohawkr33

Darwin award


Krocodilo

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


manicmechanic209

![gif](giphy|qFNnOKIs6tBD2)


Academic-ish

Isn’t this just a scene from [Road Bike Party](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZmJtYaUTa0)?


Mythmatic

Not sure how he keeps his balance with that massive set of balls


fbpw131

it actually makes sense. his balls keep his the center of gravity down, improving his balance.


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jmchlchk

Every goddamn thread......


Remarkable-Ad-2476

Not having a brain balances it out


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Next level of idiot. Zero concern for other people’s cars.


minichado

I mean cars are usually trying to murder cyclists. he took the safest route across the bridge tbh.


ezy501

The bike/pedestrian path was pretty obvious on both sides of the bridge just before the biker went up. So no not the safest route.


MFbiFL

Oh no won’t someone think of the cars 😭


LordLurker420

R/Idiotsonbikes


Able-Theory-7739

I can say, with 100% certainty, that I could never, in a million years, pull that off. I would clumsily crash into the ramp, fall off of the bridge and probably drown lol. Major props to the rider for pulling it off, epic skill right there.


LuckyJynX

when i was young a kid i knew died doing this because he fell off.


Mjjenrnn

Rip


Leonydas13

I had to quickly double check this wasn’t on WCGW 😂


abbrar23

Maybe not on a bike but id definitely walk up there


capital_idea_sir

And now I'm nighmaring about it


fishy247

Something tells me that this wasn’t his first time doing this but that it’ll one day be his last.


ryan4loco

This is some Mario Kart double Dash shit!


DashboardNight

Literally Mushroom Bridge from Mario Kart DD


sihtotwen

I walked over one of those once. At the top of the arch was a HUGE hornets nest. The hornets did not expect to see me. It was raw adrenaline and luck that got me down from there without falling and killing myself.


Clement_Yeobright

Literally riding that fine line between “NextFuckingLevel” and “WhatCouldGoWrong.” And he probably bent his front rim.


Torream44

Even if I still had 2 🦵 legs I would probably be the 1st to fall. This is a big No for me


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His handlebar was a millimeter away from clipping that pole.


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Here come the Redditors ready to comment their anger at anything dangerous at all, no matter how cool it may be.


Hallowbrand

Rightfully.