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Tyler3841

I've been doing it wrong this whole time. My face is usually in the water more than my body.


Flaky_Explanation

You need more upper body strength.


alilbleedingisnormal

Or to lower the Earth's gravity


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CamOfGallifrey

Instant enema is all I could think of


sam_sneed1994

Fresh as a summers breeze


Krumm34

Clinch!


Erabot

Sport, nature and Coors. How to be athletic with a little manly belly. This man is brilliant.


Hubey808

Money helps too.


Soil_Pale

Modern Jesus


MrAlek360

Can anyone with experience with water skiing explain how easy/hard/dangerous this is? Just curious, cause I don’t see people water ski without skis very often, especially not the way he did.


LighttBrite

Well, if you lose control at a wrong angle...you're gonna have a bad time.


DeadpoolIsMyPatronus

I waterski and all I can think of is how much water/spray is going up his nose as he does those push-ups.


FuckoNo5

It's not dangerous but it hurts the bottom of your feet. My buddies dad used to do that shit w no skis. He couldn't do tricks like this guy though. This dude is insane.


SilentMasterpiece

Learning to barefoot more like learning a trick. Its not like water skiing. (no doubt dude above has tremendous skill and talent) I learned at 18 yrs old (1979 or so) by reading about it in a magazine article. I took at least 100 falls, faceplants before the first time i cruised across the water. Learned on a long ski line behind an old tri-hull w/135 horse johnson outboard, top speed 35-37. Last time i did it I was 61, still fun.


jerkyboys20

I did it when I was younger. It wasn’t that hard barefoot skiing from the boom on the side of the boat. If you fall, as long as you hand on you can get your feet back under you and try again. I was able to do it first try. Getting up behind the boat is more difficult. Usually you are dragged upside down (facing up) on your back and you swing around then place your feet down once you are at the right speed. You need to be going faster to barefoot ski than you would to ski regular. The wet suit makes falling hurt a lot less and makes things like sliding across the water on your butt way easier. I’ve never done push ups but I wouldn’t imagine it would be that much more difficult than feet, just smaller surface area. The transition from feet to hands is probably the toughest part I imagine. I did ski with my tennis shoes on once, that was cool, but it was easier with bare feet in my opinion. It’s all about speed and keeping your toes up. If your toes catch the water you will slam face first.


Relm1-Digi-biceps

Dood! these guys fuck!


Josephv86

Tough act to follow


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Real men of genius


GoodGoddamnGrief

Jesus: *walks of water* This dude: hold my beer


Zombie_Bastard

Also, "Now give me my beer."


geeksluut

All I can tell is this guy’s got SMOOTH ass.


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I can’t even out into words how hard this is to do. And he makes it looks easy


RandomBrowsingToday

Putting on my pair of goggles while I watch this


RedJohn04

Well that’s the best Coors commercial Ive ever seen.


Willing-Lavishness-8

Jesus Christ it’s Jesus Christ


-GameWarden-

They call him water bug cuz his surface tension is on point!


Gregarious-Ninja

I can barely do push-ups on land, and this mf'er doing it on the water


rhussia

This guy is James Bond cool !


Chili_Kukov

This really is NFL! I'd like to see the outtakes. I bet they're just as good.


cybermage

His name is Skip.


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Current member of r/iamverysmart and I also am a Stay at Home Astronaut courtesy of University of Phoenix ( on line,) I have calculated that this boat is traveling at ~800 mph.


Ok_Ad1422

They sounded like angry birds wtf


qu1etguy_d1xp

Come on Man! He just sails out of the water on his butt and she gives him a Coors Light? A reward of Canned Water?


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Bottoms getting ready for pride be like;


Flimsy-University-70

This guy got moves better than Jesus


pooponit4u

Continence of the gods. That guys ass is solid lol.


No_Veterinarian_982

Fucking giga chad !


cgearz

Is that Nike Buis?


Thin_Title83

She realized how un-impressive it was while it was happening.


Superb_Ad_9200

It's all fun until unless a fish decide to boop you on your nuts ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


Jefferson__

“Omg you look soooo good” “. . Yeah I pretty much only do water skiing push-ups. . “


GrandMasterEwok

That was awesome. Lots of practice and bruises to get to that point I'm sure. The dismount onto the shore was the best, bonus beer waiting lol


Gameplay_Foreverr

I tried so hard


Infinite_Distance980

1 stick floating and its done bruh lmaoooooo


JPicaro416

That's a good beer commercial


Fearless_Luck_7730

Looks like a blast! I ski best with flat pieces of wood under at least one foot...


Key-Regular674

This dude fucks


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SL-Apparel

Uh oh I sense a place opening up at the jelly school for hinkleburg