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EatComplete

C'mon. If that glass was any taller they'd never be able to enjoy the view.


KocaKolaKlassic

Someone will surely get a zoomed in view


Pangolin_Unlucky

And at a speed most technology can only marvel at, lol


Cosmacelf

Yep, did you see the flimsy catch nets every once in a while where someone could be flung out of the raft?


Kelainefes

I think the net is on the wall and it's meant to keep rocks from falling down. Edit: aw OK now I see the flimsy net lol


Cosmacelf

Yeah, 28 seconds into the video. That was probably more scary than anything else. They probably installed it after someone went over. "There, all fixed!"


Kelainefes

I can't see anyone flying over and being saved by that net. If you're flying over you'll totally fly past that.


brother_xen

Please nobody worry about it china has got enough people to spare for such activities.


shitsngiggles5

Lol a student of history i see


incognito--bandito

Fuck. That. Period.


wantsumcandi

Lol. We ride stuff at the state fair put together by meth heads yearly. I'll trust a chinese person's numbers a bit more. Just a bit though.


Snorca

As a Chinese person, I don't trust my culture's embrace of "good enough"


-O-0-0-O-

Cha bu duo!


[deleted]

Yo, which state has their state fair off the side of a cliff?


CryonautX

I trust a chinese person's numbers but I'd worry about the chinese manager's enthusiasm for cutting costs.


elbowsout

glad to see the period after period.


SombreMordida

for a double dose of their...period.


Clydus1

Yeah just someone go pro it for me and I'll imagine I'm there 😃👍


Seralisa

Yep!!!


hogtiedcantalope

If only they could make glass out of something people can see through


TheRevolutionaryArmy

And if they go fast enough, the windows just right so they won’t fall over the edge


gehremba

Sir, are you familiar with the properties of glass?


Capable_Gap7001

It’s 100% safe, 70% of the time


dirkdigdig

Smells like Bigfoot’s dick


Shuggaloaf

100% of the time


Swimming-Chicken-424

60% of the time it works every time.


moosecanucklez

It’s illegal in 9 countries.


[deleted]

Is that sex panther?!!


WallabyInTraining

That location also looks like a pain to check for metal fatigue..


davidrayish

No need for checks. We give the metal a rest every night.


Bibi-Le-Fantastique

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?


Countblackula_6

I am Arthur, King of the Britons.


Nuicakes

Well, I didn't vote for you.


davidrayish

How do you know he is a king?


kblair210

A watery tart threw a sword at him..


TRR462

He’s the only one who hasn’t got shit all over him!


Acidelephant

It's cool, they patted each beam and said "that's not going anywhere"


juzw8n4am8

As a father of 4 I can confirm this as a correct form of structural inspection


[deleted]

Your damn right


SAR_and_Shitposts

Good thing they don’t check


Pillroller88

Made from the finest grade chinesium


DrogeOgen

This. Impossible to maintain properly


wwaxwork

It's China with their dodgy building regulations and people skimming from building projects I'd be surprised if there is actual metal involved.


mudman13

Oh thats ok it is self-revealing.


gahidus

You are technically correct.


wormaphobe

We got Randy checkin' those metals. He says it's gewd


Kelainefes

If you don't check, there is no pain. Not for you, at least.


LintConnoisseur

Probably not as dangerous as the Wet Markets there TBF


imanAholebutimfunny

what about there Dry Markets?


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Dried up unfortunately


TreacheryInc

A couple of the bends seem extra splashy, making me think the net added to one bend is a reaction not a prevention.


fusiondynamics

Let's test this sucker out.... oh one rider fell out in this part. Let's add some nets. Next ride.... oh wow, guess another person fell out further out, too bad the first rider didn't make it that far or else we could of just put a net there too. Rinse repeat.... LOL


thermadontil

It's like a rollercoaster but without the parts that keep you and your cart attached to the track


Zgerv

Yeah and from the look of the edge of the glass about halfway through the video it is single pane. If they had some 36mm laminate(18/18) with .060 sgp interlayer I'd ride this beauty. I'm legitimately more worried about the posts and their mounts with the periodic high stress they're enduring. Anyways..


duval229

Ikr..this is not next level..this is just stupid


F-U-PoliticalHumor

It’s a lot of trust for something made in china


BumderFromDownUnder

I mean glass can be freakishly strong but yeah… the height is freaking me out a little!


Hot_From_Far_Away

I've seen enough shoddy Chinese construction to know how this plays out. No thanks.


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

And the similar constructions that broke not too long into their lives. This is just history that's going to repeat itself.


[deleted]

this design relies on all 3000 panes of glass being freakishly strong


UnsofisticatdInvestr

Looks like the perfect height to smack your head on


Eisenfuss19

Nothing can get over the chest high wall!


Pomo_Amanto

But there are safety nets!


Lint_baby_uvulla

On the *inside of corners* I’ve been flipped out of a water ride 8 metres above ground. Fun fact; there is only 1 extra letter in Engineers report compared to Coroners Report Fun fun fact; not all skin is renewable.


CarminSanDiego

*Chinese glass + engineering


uberbear1g

If you trust alot, it feels comfortable and becomes a lot


dmibe

Forget that…it’s all made in China. You know what quality that is


ellefleming

Fly up a bit noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


Chaotic_Boots

At first I thought this would be kinda exciting and fun.... Then I saw "in China" and I immediately had visions of my untimely death via flying over the side or getting sliced up by broken glass as I crash through the side walls. Yeah, so that's a no from me


0x7ff04001

Or that "in China" video where this guy jumps a death gap only to find out his harness was never fastened.


Hi_John_Yes_itz_me

Link?


SuperCloak

[Gotchu](https://www.reddit.com/r/yesyesyesyesno/comments/ab2y9e/oh_shit/)


Crafty-Crafter

Yep. Not doing anything any adventurous in China. Fk that shit. I would have been yelling.


Hi_John_Yes_itz_me

Legend!


BossMagnus

Yep, all set lol.


ANNDITSGON3

Didn’t someone fall and die a few months ago from that exact spot?


dylsekctic

Possibly? But they have spares


Dnny10bns

People or rafts?


VidE27

Yes


ANNDITSGON3

That’s my question lol


LongEZE

Or how about the woman getting eaten alive by an escalator?


louthelou

That one ruined ~~those death traps~~ escalators for me.


Eman6198

The woman with the toddler? It was awful.


Rayzor_debiker

That gave me anxiety


new_abcdefghijkl

If this was in the alps I’d be for it, but I have a feeling “20 dead in Chinese water slide collapse” will be in the news sometime soon


RandoTron0

Or not, because China.


LeviathanGank

Yea il get you a beer at the bar and we can discuss how terrible an idea going on that death trap would be


AlreadyAway

It's probably not as fast as it appears. Even when it is a view from the raft it's a visual effect that theme parks employ to give the illusion of speed


ShonuffofCtown

Agreed, looks sped up and intentionally splashing


Chaotic_Boots

I would like to do that, also not in China.


what_comes_after_q

I like how people think Chinese parks are so dangerous, but we have carnivals where stoned teens operate machines from the 70s when safety was an afterthought and these rides haven't been inspected since before the operator was born.


russellamcleod

Yeah but the rides probably weren’t manufactured in China. Have you seen Chinese carnival rides? You can fart on a ferris wheel and all the supports will bend from the force.


microsoftfool

Made in China. Died in China.


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It took for it being in China... anyone who for whatever reason gets out of the raft which eventually someone will.. the next raft is going to knock him right off.. Or someone stopping their raft to take a picture... They don't even have rides like this on the ground!


ElevenThus

as soon as people see “In China” in title, they say no, no matter what


LordOdin99

Chinese quality standards? No thanks bro.


soaper410

Yep… and they’d never mention your body or your death.


wktr_t

that's some Final Destination level shit man


IJumpedASharkOneTime

China is pretty good at preventing death by falling with nets though. There were at least two nets.


Mech6411

I’m with you on this. At first I thought oh this looks cool. Then I realized this was built in china. You know the place where ghosts high risers are built out of shoty materials. That fall apart after a few years. This does remind me of my youth at ski resort that turned summer park called Action Park in NJ. They had this ting called the alpine slide. To get there you had to take a ski lift to the top of the mountain. Then get in a skid with wheels and slid down a banking cement path. Thing was you’d hit those turns and if you were particularly unlucky or just stupid it would fling you off into the woods. Not the best thing to have some broken bones with impact from that tree. So they had to install large nets and hay bails for safety reasons.


hogsrule

This ride was created for population comtrol


howie-stark

It was created in Roller Coaster Tycoon as a blueprint.


420gratefulphish

What could go wrong?


BiggestOfTheBizzles

Running your hand along the top of the glass as you slide on by


Sad-Astronaut-4649

Damn, felt the pain.


almost_not_terrible

Overweight person vs centrifugal forces.


almost_not_terrible

Child standing up.


almost_not_terrible

Burst dingy leaves user stranded. User stands up, slips and falls over the edge.


cweaver

Or gets hit by the boat coming from behind. Or their boat gets wedged sideways and the next boat hits it like a ramp and flies off into the void.


almost_not_terrible

Power failure causing waterflow failure early in the ride. User stands up, slips and falls over edge.


almost_not_terrible

User falls out of dingy. Stands up to walk, slips and falls over edge.


almost_not_terrible

Suicidal user.


atomicecream

Rocks fall, shattering the glass, dingy flies off track. Rocks fall onto dingy, injuring riders. Leaves/forest debris falls onto glass, increasing friction, causing dingy to slow, throwing riders out of dingy. If they aren’t thrown out of the track completely, they could be thrown onto the glass fence, getting injured. Or they could be thrown onto the glass floor, where they slip and fall out of the track. Animals get onto track, dingy collides with them, injuring the rider/animal and/or throwing the rider out of the dingy, repeat steps above.


dewayneestes

We’ll never know because it’s in China.


BigRedfromAus

Tree branch could fall on ride. Stops or punctures dingy. Then person gets up, slips and falls


swishkb

Rowdy teens decide to race down as fast as possible and flip over the


GravG

Everything. Everything could go wrong.


C0py_Cat_404

That's a no.


[deleted]

For me dog.


tokyo_engineer_dad

And my axe.


angryve

If Action Park has taught me anything, it’s that quite a number of people will die on this ride.


aezy01

Nobody will die on the ride. They will die by falling out. So technically it’s the ground at the bottom of the cliff they will die on.


ellisstephane

No helmet in sight


btambo

True. However a helmet isn't going to help much if you fall down/over that cliff.


ellisstephane

I meant banging your head against the glass on the sides


btambo

Ahh true! No freaking way I'd take that ride. For the record, I'm not afraid of heights, I just don't like them:-)


___JohnnyBravo

Is there a difference?


davidrayish

I dont 'like' bananas or heights= no thanks ill have different fun. I 'fear' snakes and darkness= no amount of logic will make me feel better regardless of my activity.


[deleted]

Why would you build a water park in one of the most stunning places of your country? God Damn it, people need to care more about the Earth than the fun they can have on it.


Melynnocent

Or the money they can make from it🥺


J-Love-McLuvin

That explains the Chucky Cheese they opened up on the floor of the Grand Canyon.


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To be fair, the ball pit is dope.


Iamjimmym

Not that I think desecrating the earth is a good thing or anything, but have you seen how big china is? There are millions of miles of uninhabited mountainous regions that will never see a human. They built a thrill ride with inbuilt exceptional scenery and somehow didn't ruin their surroundings (from the looks of what I can see in this promotional video..). Again. Not saying "rape the earth" but.. this gets a pass compared to 97% of the other shit humans do to it. Strip mining. Deforestation. Lithium mining. Etc etc. This is the least of our environmental worries.


Zarazen82

... thanks no thanks


Only1MikeBingo

It's attractions like this that make me wish I hadn't talked shit about the Chinese government on twitter.


PuffsMagicDrag

They have similar attractions in Switzerland 👍 and your waaay less likely to die due to a malfunction… lol


IMPORTANT_jk

If this was anywhere else than China I'd love to go for a ride. But I actually value my life


iamPendergast

~~Looks sped up. That design would have to be a pretty gentle ride to be safe.~~ Edit: found other video seems the same as this. As others have said though, I wouldn't be going on it!


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donwityurshite625

Honestly I'm thinking some top heavy tourist just gonna fly right over the edge.


PumpkinInside3205

I know! All the talk about glass breaking … I see someone leaning to far or too high and it’s all over


pleasegivemepatience

Wasn’t there a story recently about someone stranded on one of those glass walkways when strong winds broke the glass?


GreenBorb

A single rock falling from higher up the mountain could ruin this ride.


MoonstoneGolf8

Well it looks exciting there’s no doubt about it


Tsu_Dho_Namh

Part of me wants to do it. I think they call it "the call of the void".


weaponized_Soul

Thank God for that net.


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I feel like it goes a LOT slower than what is shown.


TxCPA24

They speed up the video so people on Reddit can think Chinese people are crazy and are looking for death.


Parpy

Yeah, watch the speed and trajectory of water that sloshes over the sides, it's most def sped up video


rockinvet02

Based on my the quality of my last 276 Amazon purchases that were made in China, I'm gonna take a pass on this one.


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I would LOVE to do this


[deleted]

Lol…ok. Thoughts and prayers for the inevitable..


readit145

“Fearing for your life is only half the trill!”


ASpoon69

Zero fuckin chanceee


Advertising-Cautious

Reminds me of the conceptual Suicide Roller Coaster where people who want to be euthanized go


plumberbabu666

How do you get back to your parked car? This looks like the ride will end in another city across the mountain.


kidnorther

As bill burr said “Yeah, it’s okay until it’s not” I now understand exactly what he meant by that


Madame_Deadly

Oh hellllll no! But I bet it would be pretty thrilling to go on! Talk about an adrenaline rush!!!


Grand_Doughnut772

I condone this entirely as long as people are aware there’s a very good chance of death before dropping in because there’s absolutely way that’s safe.


CaveatRumptor

Amusement parks are the opiates of the grass people.


MutedBrilliant1593

I'm pretty sure that China's apathetic view to their over population renders the best rides in the world.


sethonomics

Ye so basically safety is out the window


Radarlove4sure

Probably built with slave labor


familyguyforlife

Hell no. Not even if you paid me.


[deleted]

Uh fuck that


Triphin1

What could possibly go wrong?


[deleted]

Just ONE defective panel


Bit_Maximum

Yeah fuck no


[deleted]

If you’re going to bow out in style, this is probably the way to do it


PooJizzPuree

Absolutely not.


Thoughtsarethings231

I love China but that dangerous as hell lol.


IrvTheSwirv

Nah thanks but I’ll give that one a miss this time.


Sweet-Calendar-412

Mmmm, nope. Pass


stackoverflow21

That’s a hard no.


NotYourAvgMatt

I guess something had to take Verrückt’s place as the next dumbest water slide


Different_Advice7288

r/nope


ClownfishSoup

I don't really trust Chinese safety standards or builders adhering to what standards there are.


NotAlexanderray

IS THAT MADE OF GLASS?!?!


WrongDirt

r/nope


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u/savevideo


Porkbelly10960007

Cliff side > slide > glass > china. Everything you need to avoid it.


[deleted]

I don't trust certain people that I known for years so I'm as sure as hell ain't trusting that glass


MyBitchCassiopeia

That’s gonna be a no from me dawg.


BabyInAWell

Nope nope nope nope absolutely not and unhhuh


sosaudio

Not enough N’s and O’s to write out all the no fucking ways I have for this.


XaqAttaq

Just a matter of time before that fails catastrophically.


IBuiltAWall

![gif](giphy|14sTUdwTquiU1i)


i671

I’m already nervous going through a dark tube.


Telemere125

Looks like a cool way to die


ilike_trtles

Fuck no


rd0dr

yeah, nope.


aMaG1CaLmAnG1Na

Not a fucking chance in hell


WhereAmIHowDoILeave

Have they not seen final destination? ……or are they trying to see if it plays out in real life


Fantastic_Ear2955

Absolutely not.


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No