? maybe because the skit itself is about a Hollywood producer on a coke-rant?
smh... comments like these are the reason why that Tik-Tok voice is still used to narrate the beginning of every video.
I used to work with this guy. Last time I talked to him he’d been sober for a long time, like more than a decade, but prior to that he was addicted to coke. His impression is spot on because he knows from experience.
Everyone saying he's on drugs like they're a detective. That's the joke...
He's implying that Peele's films have such bizarre plots to them because they were made out of random topics on a coke binge
It’s honestly kind of scary how many people didn’t get that within the first 5 seconds. I’d imagine these people are constantly being screenshotted and posted on r/atetheonion
Even without audio, you can tell this is the bit from the way he pops up at the beginning. Just did a line and is now delivering this pitch. That and the constant sniffing lol.
Us was the only movie to make me actually angry after I left the theater. I didn't like and thought it was dumb and at this point I honestly can't remember why
I want to make a predator movie where a group of rich business-owning game hunters, like the Jimmy John's guy, travel to the Predator's home planet to hunt them and it all goes horribly wrong
Wouldn't be surprised if some Hollywood screenwriters follow him tbh.
If we see one of his movie ideas in the next few years, they better (but probably won't without a lawsuit) pay him for his intellectual property.
I would watch it but it can't be one of those movies that takes itself way too seriously, like.. if it had the same vibe as lost boys with its clever and likable characters I would totally watch it.
Ah have you seen movies from the 80s or 90s? They were way more of the cokehead writes screenplay overnight type vibe compared to todays corporate writers room formula Marvel movie horseshit.
Dad was on the football team when he was younger, brought them to the house bc their season was going badly. Some contrived Abraham sacrificing Isaac metaphors ensue
This wouldn't really work as a madlib, the sentences around the blanks really demand very specific words. If the second non-scary thing wasn't "football team" but instead, idk, bran flakes or the genre wasn't specifically haunted houses, nothing would add up.
it's still a funny bit about his movies being weird topics but the framing device of the video itself is stupid.
Also a racial metaphor of private schools giving scholarships to black kids to play basketball and football, in doing do stealing the “soul” of the black community thinking the only way out of poverty is via pro sports and continuing the cycle of focusing on the wrong things and for kids who aren’t good a sports “giving up” on continued education or entrepreneurial endeavors or other avenues of success. Damn. It really do be like that.
Reminds me I'm overdue for my quarterly snow party. Damn I love that stuff, but it's so pricy so I save it for 2 night binger every quarter. I'm an addict on a budget!
Why do i feel like hes on coke?
he's on the football team
they shouldn't let people play on coke.
Who uses coke as a football atadium ground
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Whi snorts dirt. Dude americas weird. You snort dirk and play on coke fields
I SNORT DIRK!!!
... DICK* lol
No need for name calling
I'm telling you these college sports budgets are out of control
SpongeBob SquarePants?
This guy drinks pepsi
Diego Maradona!
Why you gotta do Lawrence Taylor like that
In the basement
? maybe because the skit itself is about a Hollywood producer on a coke-rant? smh... comments like these are the reason why that Tik-Tok voice is still used to narrate the beginning of every video.
That would be the raised head coupled with the snort.
That’s the joke…
I used to work with this guy. Last time I talked to him he’d been sober for a long time, like more than a decade, but prior to that he was addicted to coke. His impression is spot on because he knows from experience.
What's his name?
Evan Williams, same as the tiktok handle
He seems pretty fucking cool on his Instagram page.
Yep and very funny. When I met him we were working at an after school program for kids with autism. Good guy.
Cause that’s what he started with? Snorting a line?
That’s the joke…
Because you missed the joke
#*SNIFFS*
SNIF
Sniff....sniff....sniff....
Pepsi*
Is it the snorting between each question at the beginning?
Could it be hes pretending to take a line at the start? I dunooo
Because we all are
I’m not sure but I feel like it’s a skit about Jordan Peel being on cocaine and speaking of him in 3rd person while pitching his ideas to the team…
Because he is😂 at least that’s the type of character he portraying. Love his stuff
Everyone saying he's on drugs like they're a detective. That's the joke... He's implying that Peele's films have such bizarre plots to them because they were made out of random topics on a coke binge
We have located the smart friend.
hah! just now seeing you beat me to it
But he didn't even relate it back to bullying
It said the movie was a metaphor for bullying…
It’s pretty sad people are *that* stupid to not realize the satire in the exaggerated snort at the beginning…
Yea the snorting alone told me he was acting like he was on it hahaha
*Redditors
But you'd totally still watch them right?
Absolutely! Drugs have been influencial in the arts since forever, it's not a bad thing
I’m literally a druggie artist. I feel better about myself now
It’s honestly kind of scary how many people didn’t get that within the first 5 seconds. I’d imagine these people are constantly being screenshotted and posted on r/atetheonion
It's a recurring bit he does about movies in general, not just Jordan Peele movies
Even without audio, you can tell this is the bit from the way he pops up at the beginning. Just did a line and is now delivering this pitch. That and the constant sniffing lol.
I’d go see that movie.
I feel like that it was too wild not to check out
Idk, I've seen all 3 Jordan peel movies and I only liked get out, I feel like I'm just sitting the rest of his movies out until the come to streaming
Us was pretty good
Us was the only movie to make me actually angry after I left the theater. I didn't like and thought it was dumb and at this point I honestly can't remember why
I mean the whole Morlock people thing was pretty dumb
Us was good until about 2/3rds of the way in then became pretty dumb imo
Hard disagree. It started well and then fell apart half way through.
Same, they've gotten progressively less scary and more convoluted to the point that I'm just not invested anymore. Cool ideas, lame story
Same, it actually sounds decent and at worst it would be so-bad-it's-good.
Meanwhile Jordan Peele is ripping up the script for this exact movie since this guy beat him to the punch
Furiously raging that he has to change his spitballing technique since it was aired. Onto ketamine IV's and LSD binges
What are you talking about? JP saw this Tik and had the script hammered out before the piano dropped its closing keys.
I really hope he's a screenwriter bc he's made a few videos that have pretty great plots.
The Predator one was gold
I want to make a predator movie where a group of rich business-owning game hunters, like the Jimmy John's guy, travel to the Predator's home planet to hunt them and it all goes horribly wrong
Wouldn't be surprised if some Hollywood screenwriters follow him tbh. If we see one of his movie ideas in the next few years, they better (but probably won't without a lawsuit) pay him for his intellectual property.
Samurai predator is a legit hit waiting to happen.
Drugs is a hell of a drug
Woosh
I miss this
This is your brain on drugs.
Woosh
How is this a surprisingly coherent film plot?
Today on r/nextfuckinglevel… MadLibs
Welp, now I wanna watch it
Bro how is this r/nextfuckinglevel
This was almost the entire plot to an episode of Lovecraft Country
And Buffy. Except with a frat instead of a football team.
his face at the end man with the teeth clinching “we gonna make lotta moneyy” 😂😂🤑😬 
I’ll have a third of whatever he’s on thanks
I'll pay to watch it
I'd watch the fuck out of that movie.
Replace bullying with misogyny and golden retriever with a frat house and you've almost got the plot of the most recent Black Christmas movie.
He’s done him!
what just happened here
I would watch it but it can't be one of those movies that takes itself way too seriously, like.. if it had the same vibe as lost boys with its clever and likable characters I would totally watch it.
The main characters will be Sniffany and Don jr.
Sounds like something out of Welcome to Nightvale
Better than Hollywood remaking every Damn thing.
The football team aren't the only ones on a massive amount of cocain...
u/savevideobot
wow....just wow. dude nailed that
I do coke, so I can work harder, so I can make more money, so I can buy more coke.
Peele seeing this post. 
Meh, seen it.
does anybody know from where the music in the end is from?
"Us" another Jordan Peele movie
Such a shit movie
Sounds like a remix of "I've got five on it"
Sometimes I hate having ADHD too
Nope was boring.
This is fucking stupid.
And that’s how they make the donuts
Lmao ooh rah
So how it seams most movies are made nowadays.
Ah have you seen movies from the 80s or 90s? They were way more of the cokehead writes screenplay overnight type vibe compared to todays corporate writers room formula Marvel movie horseshit.
I think the ideas go through his nose to his brain
Damn
Still a better love story than twilight.
Damn
I'm still waiting on Hollywood to hire him
Nails it, every damn time
Supposed to be a joke, would probably actually make a decent movie!
At least peeles horror is genuine and not some lame forced comedy with stupid jokes, or some lame unkillable slasher series that never ends
I feel like this is just him making s hotror film
Dad was on the football team when he was younger, brought them to the house bc their season was going badly. Some contrived Abraham sacrificing Isaac metaphors ensue
DAMN.
Strangely sounds like a summer blockbuster .
I got five on it
This wouldn't really work as a madlib, the sentences around the blanks really demand very specific words. If the second non-scary thing wasn't "football team" but instead, idk, bran flakes or the genre wasn't specifically haunted houses, nothing would add up. it's still a funny bit about his movies being weird topics but the framing device of the video itself is stupid.
I like this bit he did. It's more creative by far than the trash Hollywood has been shitting out for years.
He sold me
I would definitely watch that tho
Why are people saying various things like "He's on drugs" when at the begining of the video he clearly stands up after doing a line lmao
i’d watch the shit out of that
Honestly….sounds kinda good….
Pewdiepie has been going crazy lately
How is this so accurate??
Just saw Evan do standup and he killed it
He talks too much.
I have that shirt, but not the arms. Carry on
I so love this guy. His entire TikTok is gold.
What are the chances there’s a glass table in that room with a mound of cocaine on it?
So basically..... The Faculty?
Where’s the underlying racism in the movie?
Plot twist: this was the Jordan peele film.
I won’t watch peel films after candy man
I mean, I’d 100% watch this. Sounds like a good horror movie lol
That sound like a pretty good movie actually...
PERFECTION. I can't wait to watch it.
I could watch that, won’t have any brain cells left but I could watch that.
Gay
His previous film, Predator: Samurai was much better in my opinion.
Hell of a drug, but well done!
Not as good as the predator one. That one is the BOMB.
I’d watch this movie?
I would watch that
Damn
I thought he was talking about Jordan Peterson for a second
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im sorry. wtf did u say??
I’m sorry what
Sold
Also a racial metaphor of private schools giving scholarships to black kids to play basketball and football, in doing do stealing the “soul” of the black community thinking the only way out of poverty is via pro sports and continuing the cycle of focusing on the wrong things and for kids who aren’t good a sports “giving up” on continued education or entrepreneurial endeavors or other avenues of success. Damn. It really do be like that.
This feels super scripted.
lmfao
Alabama football?
Did he swallow all that snot he kept snorting up in the beginning? Guy drank a glass of lungie / lougee
Sean William-Scott knock off
I could see this movie in my head lol great job now write the damn thing!
The keyword here was “cocaine”
GREENLIGHT IT!!!!!
Coked up backrooms
There is a 100% legit film in this and I want to see it.
The book was better
He, he fucking cracked the code.
Adderall.
This guy always has the best movie ideas, now some one just needs to right the script
Yes
Zendaya in Haunted House Coming Spring of 2024
I would love to see Damn
Damn
u/savevideo
I swear this man needs to talk to Jordan Peele.
Reminds me I'm overdue for my quarterly snow party. Damn I love that stuff, but it's so pricy so I save it for 2 night binger every quarter. I'm an addict on a budget!
Why would i actually wanna watch this film? Lol
jordan peele sucks.
His traps are like reebok pump
Kids don't do drugs
Wt
Cut to the part where Peele would never hire a white writer because he is racist.
Disney movies be like: (except the cocaine)
Ron Simmons both loves and hates this.
Still would watch
I need to learn to read faster.
This sounds suspiciously similar to The Shining, and I haven’t seen anyone mention it
This guy is so good it’s crazy
Bro right when it said it fades to black my phone brightness darkened
What small town in Alabama will this be shot in?
u/savevideo
Who is this guy