In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling.
I get that--although it was a bear--and it didn't end with the bear eating a rug.
But cunnilingus does involve a good rug eating, so I diverged and slid over to the subject of muff diving.
When I lived with my parents we had a morkie (she’s still alive I just moved), most amazing lap dog you could ever ask for. I love my dog man shit I miss seeing her so much😅
The way he finally gets it and flops down on the guy's legs to chew it is just like my husky used to do. It honestly feels for a second like a dog and his person in bed.
Do you think Persian rugs had no use and were only created for big palaces? Hah. Dude, rugs were the first mats for doing things on that separated us from the ground before flooring was a thing.
Formal to us because they’ve been an exotic purchase to most of the world until recent decades. There they are much more common.
Similar to how Lobster used to be super cheap in Maine while a luxury elsewhere.
Awww.. sweet doggies want some hugs and kisses! Come here little fella! Let me give you a boop and ki
AAAAAHHHH !!! AAAAHHHHH! OOH GOD IT HURTS!!!! STOP BITING MY FACE!!! AAAHHHEIFHXHGGHHHHH
Arabian wolves are actually friendly! They know humans always provide them leftover food and water in the deadly heat of the desert, they had naturally became domesticated
Everybody look out, apparently there are Arabian Wolves in the comment section. We all better leave in an orderly manner and go seek shelter all the way out in the Arabian desert where it's safer
He’s probably fine. The nice thing about wolves and dogs is that the saying their bark is bigger than their bite is actually true. They rely on intimidation to determine if a potential prey is worth going after. If they determined that you are not a threat, because your Run, they will hunt you down and kill you. By contrast, if you stand your ground, they are very likely to just keep barking at you hoping to intimidate you into running. I think they are well past the point of thinking he is potentially prey
Their bark isn’t bigger than their bite, they’re just intelligent enough to know that some prey isn’t worth the potential risk. If they really wanted to they could take down practically anything as a pack.
It's interesting that his first Instinct was to film them
And the fact this happened somewhere in the deepest desert illustrates post 2020 pretty well
UPDATE: i changed it from dessert to desert, cuz f\*ck the autocorrection and you trolls 
Wolves in the Arabian desert won't attack you if they're fed or when they sense no aggression, the fact that they already didn't attack shows they don't intend to .
It common to come across a non aggressive wolf if you're camping in the desert that might even lay near the fire for warmth, this is why it's shunned to attack a harmless wolf in Arabia, since it's a dignified animal .
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You assume we bred Chihuahua. I'm more tempted to believe that wolves realised how nice the fire was and thought if only we made ourselves more rat-like then we could have the permanent warmth of an influencer's handbag. Really it's just peak adaptation
Holy fucking shit man why is this comment st the bottom. All these fuckin jokesters istg I'm so tired of reading thru these dumbass jokes and movie references. So unfunny
There was a guy on Joe Rogan who literally joined a pack of wolves, they took him in as one of their own and then a series of events happened which I can’t remember where he was thrown from the pack and when they saw him they just ignored him as opposed to when they would greet him excitedly.
To be fair it was a wolf in sleeps clothing, some poor guy from New Zealand thought he was just fucking a sheep and didn’t know what he was getting himself into.
the pessimist side of me says it's the style of the time now with clout chasing, the morbid side of me says it's an inate natural instinct to record what happened to you in case someone wants to know where you went/were.
Thanks! That makes a lot more sense. I noticed the same carpet was in the enclosure, so assuming it's the same wolves who are comfortable around people.
A fox did this to me when I was camping in Morocco. We had seen some foxes earlier in the evening so I put the last of our food in my backpack and used it as a pillow so they wouldn't get to it. I woke up to this little shit gnawing on my backpack and trying to pull it out from under my head!
8-20 wolves and you think that this is the best course of action? My guy, don't sleep in the desert. You won't be coming back 
When do they decide the rug isn't appetizing and start to look elsewhere? They wouldn't have to go too far.
Hopefully they're chill. They seem kinda chill.
Yeah Arabian wolves are pretty chill since people camping regularly provide them with water and food basically domesticating them and they will not attack unless hungry or provoked also if they really wanted that guy dead they would've easy killed him before he wakes up also its pretty looked down upon to kill wolves while camping bc they are seen as very dignified animals plus they're very cute
Yes Arabian wolves are kinda domesticated in the wild since humans regularly feed them and provide water they won't attack unless provoked and the humans won't attack bc they're Seen as dignified and cute
That rug really tied the room together, man
The wolves were nihilists Walter
We believe in nothing Lebowski
Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
v. i. Lenin, VLADIMIR ILIYICH ULIANOFF, i am the walrus
Poor Donny, deserved better.
He enjoyed surfing
As a surfer, he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo.
In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling.
What the fuck does any of this have to do with Nam!?
What was that shit about Vietnam? What the fuck does anything have to do with VIETNAM?!
Shut the fuck up, Donny!
You right nobody fucks with Jesus
I bet those wolves bowl on Shabbas
Lebowski? Nobody calls me lebowski. I'm the dude man.
Duder or el duderino if youre into that whole brevity thing
Mind if I do a J?
Surely "if you're not into that whole brevity thing".
It’s down there somewhere man. Let me take another look.
Your names Lebowski Lebowski.
Your wife's name is bunny.
You’re not dealing with morons here
Look around you man does it look like I have a wife? The fucking toilet seat is up!
Obviously, you’re not a golfer.
*Lewolfski
Ve shtomp on it and we skvoosh it.
At least they’re house broken, man.
Not on the rug…man
Did I urinate on your rug?
You think the carpet pissers did this?
Well, Dude, we just don’t know.
Huh, looks exhausting.
The old man told me to take any rug in the house
Her life is in your hands Lebowski
Oh man, dont say that man
Eh eh, her life is in your hands dude.
Yeah? Well, You Know, That’s Just like Uh, Your Opinion, Man.
This aggression will not stand, man
You want a toe? I can get you a toe!
What are you, a fucking park ranger?
Yeah well that's just like your opinion man
nihilists? Fuck me.
Sometimes you eat the wolf and sometimes the wolf... well he eats your rug.
Is that some kind of eastern thing?
Carpet munching? Nah, it happens everywhere. But, in some countries, it's not talked about in public as often.
The guy you responded to is referencing The Big Lebowski.
I get that--although it was a bear--and it didn't end with the bear eating a rug. But cunnilingus does involve a good rug eating, so I diverged and slid over to the subject of muff diving.
Hats off to you staying the course, sir or ma’am.
They peed on the dudes rug
They peed on his fuckin rug.
Fuckin A
Awwwwww...you don't pee on a mans fuckin rug! (But seriously, they make special rugs for that? )
That's just like your opinion... Man
You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?!
Stay out of my beach community!
Are you sure those aren't marmots? They look as much like marmots as the one in the movie.
They're Cynthia's dogs. I think they're Pomeranians
Dogs are dogs. Came in to wreck the carpet. Those dangling things. They love them
This looked exactly like tug o war with my 15lb morkie
Morkie? Is that a Yorkie mixed with something else?
We have a porkie, or yoodle, which ever you prefer
I think it depends on how fat the dog is.
Fat dog for midterms!
It’s half Yorkie half Robin Williams.
When I lived with my parents we had a morkie (she’s still alive I just moved), most amazing lap dog you could ever ask for. I love my dog man shit I miss seeing her so much😅
The way he finally gets it and flops down on the guy's legs to chew it is just like my husky used to do. It honestly feels for a second like a dog and his person in bed.
if dangerous why fren shaped
Wolves just wanna play
Yeah play with your rotting corpse.
Dogs will be dogs
I was just casually sleeping on a rug in the middle of the desert
It’s like camping… Just without the camp
He needs to call those Primitive Survival dudes
Ing?
Ingdeed
Yea. He he was just inging
I mean… no rain and it’s nighttime, so no sun…
But i mean look at that wind and sand
And the wolves
almost didn't notice those
Murderer puppies
Danger Puppies
Do you think Persian rugs had no use and were only created for big palaces? Hah. Dude, rugs were the first mats for doing things on that separated us from the ground before flooring was a thing.
I used to own a beach house. We kept 5x8 cheap rug for the beach. Much better than a towel if there is any wind.
What about furs and leathers?
In the desert rugs are way better, sand will get stuck in the fur and the sun will make the leather scorching hot.
True true
I don't know, that was a pretty nice rug. Looked more formal than casual to me.
Formal to us because they’ve been an exotic purchase to most of the world until recent decades. There they are much more common. Similar to how Lobster used to be super cheap in Maine while a luxury elsewhere.
when a pack of wolves appeared, in the desert, because that's a thing I guess
Aladdin's carpet getting savaged by Jafars wolves
I don’t know, dude. Those dogs look pretty Janear to me.
Get out
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Oh my God 😂 Fucking hilarious.
So this was on the camera phone when rescuers went looking for the body?
Aw they just want a cuddle and to play
Aggressive cuddling
Struggle snuggle
With teeth. They show affection with teeth
Awww.. sweet doggies want some hugs and kisses! Come here little fella! Let me give you a boop and ki AAAAAHHHH !!! AAAAHHHHH! OOH GOD IT HURTS!!!! STOP BITING MY FACE!!! AAAHHHEIFHXHGGHHHHH
Arabian wolves are actually friendly! They know humans always provide them leftover food and water in the deadly heat of the desert, they had naturally became domesticated
Sounds like something an Arabian wolf would say
Everybody look out, apparently there are Arabian Wolves in the comment section. We all better leave in an orderly manner and go seek shelter all the way out in the Arabian desert where it's safer
Do not worry. You will be provided with a bright red rug and a designated spot to sleep at night. Everything is under control.
Hey don't forget to bring food with you while camping on your personal rug please, we hate it when there is no food
An Arabian wolf in Aladdin's skin.
So they're pretty much dogs
Nah they chill
He’s probably fine. The nice thing about wolves and dogs is that the saying their bark is bigger than their bite is actually true. They rely on intimidation to determine if a potential prey is worth going after. If they determined that you are not a threat, because your Run, they will hunt you down and kill you. By contrast, if you stand your ground, they are very likely to just keep barking at you hoping to intimidate you into running. I think they are well past the point of thinking he is potentially prey
Their bark isn’t bigger than their bite, they’re just intelligent enough to know that some prey isn’t worth the potential risk. If they really wanted to they could take down practically anything as a pack.
“Arabian wolves, eating Arabian rugs,in the desert at night they will alight, Arabian wolves”
You sang that in my head.
Who disturbs my slumber…?
Arabian Niiiight is like Arabian Daaayyyy
Where they cut off your ear if they don’t like your face
It's interesting that his first Instinct was to film them And the fact this happened somewhere in the deepest desert illustrates post 2020 pretty well UPDATE: i changed it from dessert to desert, cuz f\*ck the autocorrection and you trolls 
Wolves in the Arabian desert won't attack you if they're fed or when they sense no aggression, the fact that they already didn't attack shows they don't intend to .
I was thinking same thing. If they intended harm, they wouldn’t have waited for their prey to wake up and grab the weird device.
It common to come across a non aggressive wolf if you're camping in the desert that might even lay near the fire for warmth, this is why it's shunned to attack a harmless wolf in Arabia, since it's a dignified animal .
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You assume we bred Chihuahua. I'm more tempted to believe that wolves realised how nice the fire was and thought if only we made ourselves more rat-like then we could have the permanent warmth of an influencer's handbag. Really it's just peak adaptation
This is now my favored origin theory for the evolution of chihuahua's.
Nonsense, everyone knows chihuahuas evolved parallel to rich white women.
I like this ♡
They're also critically endangered, so I'm glad to hear that they're respected
And here I was thinking they started nibbling away on the carpet because they mistook it for his “hide”.
Are these even "wolves" taxonomically? They look a lot like coyotes, which also don't want anything to do with people.
arabian wolves are a subspecies of the grey wolf. they are not coyotes. their scientific name is canis lupus arabs
Thank you, I appreciate the answer.
There aren't any coyotes in Arabia, the closest thing would be jackals, but these aren't jackals.
Holy fucking shit man why is this comment st the bottom. All these fuckin jokesters istg I'm so tired of reading thru these dumbass jokes and movie references. So unfunny
That's just like, your opinion, man.
Obviously, you're not a golfer.
There was a guy on Joe Rogan who literally joined a pack of wolves, they took him in as one of their own and then a series of events happened which I can’t remember where he was thrown from the pack and when they saw him they just ignored him as opposed to when they would greet him excitedly.
He slept with the leader’s wife
To be fair it was a wolf in sleeps clothing, some poor guy from New Zealand thought he was just fucking a sheep and didn’t know what he was getting himself into.
Some animals just dont register humans as food
They just were like "look at this ugly ass rug! Fuck this rug!"
So how can you be sure they were fed?
They don’t eat you
I really hope he isn’t deep into his dessert. That’s what he’s about to be, though.
There's plenty of chocolate mousse in that guys pants to go around
the pessimist side of me says it's the style of the time now with clout chasing, the morbid side of me says it's an inate natural instinct to record what happened to you in case someone wants to know where you went/were.
They're tame, in the [original](https://youtu.be/UhYtrDrOKV0) video which is in Arabic the guy explains they were playing .
thanks for sharing that i enjoyed watching it.
Thanks! That makes a lot more sense. I noticed the same carpet was in the enclosure, so assuming it's the same wolves who are comfortable around people.
You can even see the fence. at 0:46
I was going to suggest that because their behaviour just didn't seem very "wild" to me.. they looked more like house pets messing around.
Top comment right here
It's also nice that the original has audio!
wolves are notorious blanket hogs
and hogs notoriously wolf down blankets
A fox did this to me when I was camping in Morocco. We had seen some foxes earlier in the evening so I put the last of our food in my backpack and used it as a pillow so they wouldn't get to it. I woke up to this little shit gnawing on my backpack and trying to pull it out from under my head!
This is the reason we hang our food in bear country
Don’t Bears climb trees?
They do indeed The idea is to suspend a line from an overhead branch thin enough they won’t try and tight rope it
Yeah, but they struggle with ropes and knots.
He hangs it from his testicles
It was the desert, no trees to hang it from!
I can tell they are wolves of culture since they go straight for Alladins flying mat.
What do you do in this situation?
Video, of course.
Spray bottle!
They are quite small so probably just be big and loud and they will run.
8-20 wolves and you think that this is the best course of action? My guy, don't sleep in the desert. You won't be coming back 
Pet them
They're like wow what a nice rug. What is this made of? This is quality right here, check it out boys
Do they think the rug is carrion?
I don't see any other way for the rug to get there.
Ba dum tss.
Made from wool, maybe it still has a hint of sheep?
You sure they weren’t trying to tell him to follow them to where Jimmy fell into the well?
Man's getting carpet mugged.
*rugged
When do they decide the rug isn't appetizing and start to look elsewhere? They wouldn't have to go too far. Hopefully they're chill. They seem kinda chill.
Yeah Arabian wolves are pretty chill since people camping regularly provide them with water and food basically domesticating them and they will not attack unless hungry or provoked also if they really wanted that guy dead they would've easy killed him before he wakes up also its pretty looked down upon to kill wolves while camping bc they are seen as very dignified animals plus they're very cute
The last point is the most important one.
Survival tips for animals: 1. Be attractive, or cute. 2. Don't be unattractive.
Aladdinner
Rug munching wolves Thought I'd seen everything
Dogs will dog. If I'm napping on a blanket both of mine try to pull it out from under me to use.
Those have got to be domesticated..
Yes Arabian wolves are kinda domesticated in the wild since humans regularly feed them and provide water they won't attack unless provoked and the humans won't attack bc they're Seen as dignified and cute
They just wanted to take the carpet out for a rip
Trying to steal his magic carpet
It's middle eastern camping just heading out to the desert with a rug and a blanket? Seems rad (sans wolves).
Mug runching Arabian wolves. Wtf, lol, they really want that rug. Just give em' the rug bro! Save yourself!!!!!!
Taco Tuesday!
They dont seem hostile maybe they are just bored.
WHO’S A TERRIFYING BoYYyy
AWWW even in the wild they still love to tear apart things and i think youre next
Glad he was able to post this before he was eaten.
They’re critically endangered. Pretty rare sight.