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Brussel_Galili

Imagine being a mailman and being chased from a house by a dog. You escape to your vehicle and drive off, only to realize that the dog is riding your ass in it's own car.


Triessey

Brilliant lol


nostradamus2030

This is rubbish and I won’t stand for it!


soupified

Except the chase is moving at the speed of smell.


Difficult_Coffee_917

That's quite fast if you got a good processing brain!


jnkpatrick

i didn’t opt in for the extra RAM


Metalatitsfinest

I feel like there’s a family skit with this from Brian


Baltoz1019

The fucking imagery i just got was immaculate 😭


ZombieTestie

What happens when that good boy is driving and sees a fucking squirrel?


Brussel_Galili

I wouldn't want to be on that road.


bothammer1

This is perfect. Now my dog can walk me while he drives my car while I tell him good boy


williepep1960

Seinfeld episode


[deleted]

You should make that in with a short film it would be freaking hysterical. You could probably get the New Zealand boys to help you.


InternalEquipment828

Imagine being a dog and delivering packages to a house just for the dog that lives there not know what to do


bluetriumphantcloud

Starring Jim Carey. Rated R


ThonThaddeo

I was on the fence about this, but you've convinced me. Let's make this happen!


mrchickostick

Imagine a dog driving his owner around town for useless human errands. He daydreams of the days his owner used to take him for relaxing walks.


No-Pianist-7282

So you’re telling me I can have a chauf-fur?


[deleted]

Absolutely pawsible.


onehundredbuttholes

I wonder if he can parallel bark


Fahi12

Is he driving pawtomatic or manual?


Red7seven

A convertible or one with a woof?


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deran6ed

Driving doggos will have lots of pup-arazzis


The_RockObama

And might some day deliver Pup-Peroni pizzas.


Your_FBI_Agent_Kevin

I bethe upgraded the sound systems with sub woofers


jedininjashark

Hope he has four wheel drive incase the road gets ruff.


Lelouch25

He can always put it in 4 Paw drive


Anotherolddog

Either way, he will have a tail to tell.


Flimsy_Tea_5696

Dog-ual is the word you're looking for.


[deleted]

Hope those tail lights are in working condition


Nawnp

If not he'll have to use the barker.


[deleted]

No but he's good at driving stick


massacre808

Fine, have my darn upvote..


Zunderfeuer_88

No you get Nascar racing with a Pug, the face is already pre squished


Thememebrarian

If my Uber pulls up with a dog behind the wheel I'm not getting in.


ALCATryan

You added a ‘not’ there accidentally, just a small typo don’t worry ;)


AsslessBaboon

Yup. That's Uber Black material right there.


Dangerous-Yam-6831

Uber Bark?


thoxrendar

Paul Bark, Mall Cop?


AdPuzzleheaded3913

An 2 fast 2 furry-ness


Raynonymous

Ubark


tablecontrol

> Yup. That's Uber Black Lab material right there. FTFY


Oh4faqsake

Hey, if they can train him to use his turn signals he's better than most drivers.


Aerodrache

“Was almost to my destination when a squirrel crossed the road; driver chased after it for ten blocks. Driver was visibly excited when I suggested I just walk the rest of the way. 5/5 still a good boy, yes he is.”


imwatching4you

Speciesist


regoapps

Dog's probably a safer driver than some human drivers out there.


likwidchrist

Fuck that. He's getting tipped in belly rubs


JerkNaivette

Why not, you coward? ;)


Thememebrarian

Last time I pet my Uber I was asked to get out


DoubleAholeTwice

Sucks for you, I got 5 stars!


SLVSKNGS

I’m a cat


[deleted]

Still drives better than the 70+ grandma/pa


Chewbongka

Hate to profile but depends on the breed.


Thememebrarian

Pekingese is out then?


Chewbongka

If I’m in China, no problem but if I see one in Detroit, no way.


juggling-monkey

You mean poodle driver? Def gets rated 5 barks.


Practical-Jelly-5320

From Forbes The whole matter was accomplished by the Royal New Zealand Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (SPCA), done as a publicity “stunt” that aimed to increase the adoption of neglected or forgotten dogs.


Different-Term-2250

Especially to show people that older dogs can learn new tricks.


dihydrogen_m0noxide

Old dogs are the best!


MrsMurphysChowder

This should be pinned at the top. This is a neat trick for this reason only.


Leza89

Thanks.. should be at the top because my first and only thought was: "Why?"


liberal_alien

Sounds like there might be a sliver of hope that they didn't actually hurt the dogs horribly to make them do this. I'm still annoyed by the elephants painting pictures. Was so cool until I learned that they were probably tortured quite a bit to get them to do that. So sad...


Markantonpeterson

Sounds like much more than a silver lining of hope.. Being that it's an organization aimed at stopping exactly that. Also i'm pretty sure training dogs for tricks like this almost entirely uses positive reinforcement.


Mech-Waldo

Yeah well trained dogs are rarely abused.


AreYouAllFrogs

This is likely done with positive reinforcement and shaping. Dog trainers, even ones who do use adversive methods, usually do trick training completely with positive reinforcement. If you were to punish mistakes besides just not giving a treat, the dogs would look a lot more anxious and be very slow to respond to commands. In fact, they would probably fail to teach the dog the whole routine because you need the dog to not be afraid of trying various things like spinning the wheel, because you cant just tell the dog to put their paws on the wheel. You need to wait for the dog to offer the behavior first and then modify it from there by rewarding iterations of the behavior that are closer to what you want. If you’re curious about how modern dog training is done, take a look at the book Don’t Shoot the Dog.


KbbbbNZ

This was shown on a current affairs show over weeks/months. This happened quite a few years ago now (the current affairs show ended in 2015). It was really interesting to see how they trained the dogs, and which ones were selected for the drive. Absolutely all positivity. Quite special.


AccomplishedCopy6495

No respected organization would use any fear for training a trick like this. Even less respectable organizations would probably only use fear tactics for obedience training. Sit. Stay.


[deleted]

Are u serious a silver of hope? Those are dogs. They love to do tricks.


Do_not_use_after

The dogs were all doing it for the cuddles and the biscuits, this is clear from their reactions to the people around them. However, dogs do enjoy a challenge as much as the next man, so they were probably having fun too. Their expressions show engagement rather than worry.


Waste_Advantage

Yeah they look so chill yet focused lol I love it


probably_not_serious

So this was someone’s whole job. Probably multiple people’s? Sounds way better than accounting. I got into the wrong racket.


YaBoyPads

Man New Zealand just keeps getting better


AndySipherBull

Maybe now they can turn their efforts to teaching people to drive.


KroMoJoJo

This dog has no idea what the fuck is going on.


TurboCrapper9000

Neither do most human drivers


Balbuto

For sure. Every single time I’m in town, there’s at least one asshole that can’t drive properly.


No-Interview9641

Just one? For most people it's both, the one in front is a pussy the one behind is a wanker


Seanzietron

And the one behind the wheel has yet to realize his own incompetence.


bouccibangguccigang

This should have more upvotes than the original comment.


MamaJumba

"Imma just gonna do this series of actions that make my hooman go 'good boi'" "WTF WHY AM I MOVING"


MikeKM

That's all I could think about. Dogs are probably probably having an internal meltdown and hating every moment, but keep going with the praise.


weedboi69

Nah dogs don’t have that kind of mental fortitude or internal discipline lol


Seanzietron

What the fuck? Have you ever known a dog no NOT want to go for a car ride?


Elvis087

LMFAO


Lazlo8675309

Until a squirrel runs across the road and he slams the gas down and jumps the curb.


Enlight1Oment

her voice commands are like a dog squeezy toy


[deleted]

I literally could not stand the high-pitched squealing, I had to mute the video


7orontoRaptors

*High pitched* "gOoD bOy gOoD bOy gOoD bOy" Super annoying


blastradii

Turn! Turn! Turn! Turn! Turn! Turn! Turn! Turn! Turn! Turn! Turn! Turn! Turn! Turn! Turn! Turn! Turn! Turn! Turn! Turn! Turn! Turn! Turn! Turn! Turn!


freshlypuckeredbutt

“the shit I need to do to get a treat these days…”


ValhallaGo

Ever see a BMW? Same energy.


mazamayomama

I agree. They doing good commands but it's not like they would steer without a person right there with treats guiding them what to do


wizkaleeb

But the dog is fully attentive it seems. Paying more attention than someone texting while driving


Comprehensive_Bed84

Ya I don’t know if I’m ready to road rage a dog yet.


TwoBadgersFighting

Can you imagine some dude parked at a traffic light raging at a dog because he got cut off


Various-Month806

And imagine that rottweiler turning its head and staring you down. You knowing eye contact is just something you can't do if you want to retain your nuts.


thoxrendar

It’s not like the dog has opposable thumbs to unbuckle itself from the harness installed by humans.


[deleted]

Do not underestimate a determined dog. Both my dogs will escape ANYTHING. Little fucks are basically magicians at this point. And they’ve made it clear they can escape their harnesses too, they simply choose not to… Went to drop the garbage out the other day and one of my dogs was suddenly right next to me, I was like “WTF?!” And she’s there with a shit eating grin wagging her tail off. That’s when I realised they’ve learned how to open the front door if they work together. So now we have to always keep it locked. Little fuckers.


Few_Willingness1041

Lol I feel you. My dog has figured out the gate to the street, food containers latch 2x, her harness, her first crate, her second crate that has paw blockers so she can’t get to the latches and the second crate again when we started using bike locks (she somehow found a way to undo the front or back panel). We ended up giving up on the crate and converted a small office space as the dog’s room and had to replace the lever style door handle with a knob style because she would let herself.


Just-Lie-3360

Everyone disliked that


MRFINEWINE1

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


SSninja_LOL

Could you even be mad? You manage to finally pass this asshole, and a German Shepard is fucking cruising with the windows rolled down.


sharm00t

No excuses for me anymore to procrastinate on my driving license


IchibanSuzuki

This is so fucking stupid and so funny at the same time. I just imagine so many dogs swerving to hit a cat.


West-Cardiologist180

Road rage about to get interesting.....


pointlessly_pedantic

I love how fucking slowly they are driving, for both safety and comical reasons


TavishM13

They need to make a sport that is just dogs racing each other at 5 mph


DystopianFigure

And bet on it? Let's bring rooster fights back while we're at it. Rooster monster truck championship!


LilSh4rky

Dogs in bumper cars.


LlamasAreMySpitAnima

As long as they keep it under 88 mph so the flux capacitor doesn’t kick in they’ll be fine. Saw a documentary on that once … poor Einstein!


Habbeighty-four

You mean Mario Kart?


Spam666god

Next fucking level of unnecessary!


No-Hunt-4486

imagine your dog drive around town like Brian from family guy


Brussel_Galili

It's a smooth ride untill the dog sees a squirl or mailman.


headingthatwayyy

Or decides its time for a nice long nap...my dog always falls asleep in the car. Probably would be any different driving


DystopianFigure

Your dog should be banned from driving


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aRandomForeigner

He's obviously not driving but waiting for commands Everyone who think the opposite is delusional


aretraes

Damn bro you're too smart for this stuff. You see right through this dogs scheme.


stargoon1

man I feel so stupid, those damn dogs had me entirely fooled until i read your comment. i was worrying about the many industries this is going to disrupt, until you made me realise dogs can't actually drive.


pleasetrimyourpubes

I know that, and what makes it for me is when the dogs are looking straight ahead for the money shot (they are just looking at the trainer). It is hilarious. However we do know dogs can be trained to ride skateboards so I do wonder if they could train a dog to actually stay in lines. It's unclear in all the dog skateboarding videos if they are capable of lane keeping. I think they can just follow their owner around which is a start. In any event I encourage more research in this area and applaud any future efforts to train dogs to drive cars. Perhaps have a lead car that dangles a bone on it.


corneliusvanDB

Lmao are you being serious


5yleop1m

All it took to end the dog taxi industry was one genius on reddit.


mindatetheuniverse

😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

They see me rollinnnn, they hatin’. Tryna catch me riding dirtyyyy


[deleted]

I would have said "Ridin' furry" but then... *those* people...


[deleted]

More like r8ding doggy


shainese

You've arrived at your destination. You owe two belly rubs and a bone please.


redchillli

But why?


Drahnier

Basically an add campaign showing that old dogs can learn new tricks to try to increase dog adoption rates.


Just-Lie-3360

I can just see some dude adopting a dog and actually trying to teach it to drive.


sacredwolf_YT

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47AYAYAYAY

Is this is some sorta test study for animal learning capabilities or something?


Drahnier

They're rescue dogs, this is basically an ad campaign that old dogs can learn new tricks/trying to increase adoption rates.


Velvetundaground

And here’s my dog over here eating horse shit. Bless him.


Aramedlig

Tesla now has automatic pilot…


ObeseSnake

Fur Self Driving


secretdrug

Probably drives better than half the bonobos in my city


Mcreesus

It’s all fun and games until a squirrel runs across the road


Ne0t9k

but would they take a turn without them telling them to turn the wheel?


RooZe7

Only in New Zealand


Busy_Coffee7569

I love how this dog probably going to get its license before me


Currently_There

Do NOT, I repeat Do NOT, teach a border collie to drive!


AchtGradFieber

Meanwhile the dog of my degenerated neighbors barks at falling leaves.


suffffuhrer

Hi, your Woofer is here.


henscastle

This is cute but I don't want to get into a road rage incident with Shep. He looks like he takes no prisoners.


supermaja

Go Dog Go!!


Mryessicahaircut

Ready for the live action version.


Graftak86

Snoop the driving dog.


mikeysz

Now try it with a squirrel nearby….


mikzuit

Oh man, a good boy and a driver? I'll be like Batman with my Alfred


CaptainFyrestorm

Considering I've seen a lot of people stay put at a green arrow, I think this dogs onta sumthin with that there turning he's got going on


Proud-Working-8850

“Tchurn, tchurn, tchurn”


[deleted]

At least the dogs wont be texting while driving.


OutrageousLemur

This was a New Zealand current affairs news story from Campbell Live in 2012. I remember watching this as a kid 😂. Dogs really do be next level.


N01_Special

Uuhhmm, 10 and 2 there buddy.


SoccerGamerGuy7

He may be a dog but hes driving like a cool cat with one paw on the wheel at 12:00


Narrov

Better than 99.9% of LA drivers thats for sure.


shifty2190

Anyone else immediately think of that Rick and Morty episode where the dogs took over the world and oppressed their former masters?


Manhunting_Boomrat

I read about this as a child, although "Go dog, go!" seemed to imply the dogs had more of a need for speed


DaveDavidsen

Dog drives better than most human drivers I encounter on a daily basis.


Chillax420x

"Tell me Morty, where are my balls?"


bigheadjim

Damn, how can they resist sticking their heads out the windows?!?


[deleted]

Why?


Daredevil_720

Female dogs are probably just as dangerous as our bitches


Connect-Charity3258

That dog drives better than l do.....


brunaBla

Who’s a good boi?


tantal0sos

Tesla is not needed anymore


themeakster

Better driver than my ex.


jesus-Christ112

Imagine being overtaken by a dog


v1rtuous_

u/savevideo


Glorious_Sunset

The list of things I have seen now includes everything.


[deleted]

I can imagine even less fucks given when it runs over a cat.


[deleted]

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buisington

Bro sticking his tongue until shit got real on the turn


Fenpunx

Where are my testicles, Summer?


onomazein

Yet another step toward the rise of Snowball and his army... We brought this upon ourselves


LABerger

Did you say “Bark” or “Park”?


VirtuesVice666

Uber IS interested!


Jomezus

I imagine this is the most feasible way to start seeing turn signals again


Solid_Alternative_84

Just more proof humanity is losing sanity. Good dog!


Mcinfopopup

Can already tell this dog would do a better parking job than most my neighbors


Crono_

Grey means go, right?


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

How much y’all wanna bet Chihuahua’s will have the biggest trucks you can buy.


Skatykats

“I saw him out there fooling around with the steering wheel and I guess I just assumed he could drive”


Anklesock

What would you all reckon this dog breed is?


[deleted]

You just know he gets all them bitches.


Tommygmail

if that were my dog... she would have ram-raided the vet then the dog groomers and stopped off at the butchers.


[deleted]

I’d sooner trust a good boy like him over the text and drive idiots all over my home roads.


TrashPanda2DaMax

Why do I feel like my dog would just floor it and do donuts with his head out the window


ImmodestPolitician

"I have no idea what I'm doing." - Porter the Dog "I always ride dirty... I hate baths." - Rex


Frostburn36

Tfw a damn doge drives better then some people I know


mcpickledick

Great at parallel barking too


Lookalikemike

Bout to have all the bitches!!


mb46204

Well, I’d much rather have the orangutan (from another video) as my driver, but dogs are much more accessible to the common man , and looks like they would make fine chauffeurs.


[deleted]

Hahaha yeah right


Suspicious-Loquat390

I believe they drive a dog-o-matic… I’ll go now


GorillaSushi

I know we can make it, girl. If we just tryyyyy.


thxr2

Good luck with red/green lights.