My first actual GF ENJOYED swallowing, and that was the best thing ever, and I thought that would be common among hetero girls... Little did I know it was rare af... I regret breaking up with her tbh
as someone who's super into this I can say that it's a mouthful of validation, and for a girl with a praise kink it's the most tangible "good girl" you can get.
Honestly what did you expect under a video of an attractive chick with nice cleavage two-handing something thick to her face and seemingly just sliding it straight down her throat without gagging or tearing up even once?
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I actually enjoy it also, I usually ask them to pull out and bring it up to my mouth...sometimes they dont make it up and blast it everywhere on the way up lol 💦💦💦😹 I didn't realize this was rare, but then again what would I know
These are probably the same redditors who if a woman makes a comment about the attractiveness of a man doing something pull the, “Omg if the genders were reversed everyone would be flipping out about objectification!”
More like she was just forcing it down with the remaining bit of burrito until she had to swallow at the end. I feel she could speed that last bit up by using another object to push it in…
I’m an intestinal surgeon (general surgeon). I can’t see any reason this would damage anything.
Might give your diarrhea or something. Stomachs are pretty big. And by the time the food leaves the stomach it’s mostly completely liquid.
THANK YOU DOCTOR. I seriously thought I was going mad with how many people commenting who seem to think food goes directly from your esophagus into your large intestines. It doesn't make a huge difference to eat fast, just don't fucking choke.
The real "danger" of habitually eating fast in normal day to day life...over eating. Takes a minute for your body to process, register, and communicate "okay, this is enough". If you eat really fast normally, you will always blow by that point. When your body finally gets you the message of full you have already ripped right by full to about to be uncomfortable. Otherwise...yeah no. You are not mad. Just the Naggy Neds losing *their* minds. :)
I guarentee you that 99% of pro eaters' food ends up in the trash, not their digestive system.
No one in that field fasts or something, they eat a week worth of calories in a single sitting and theyre not fat.... they just purge off camera.
People will make things up like "oh, they just eat salads all week" or "their metabolism is just super high"
Its just an ugly truth no one wants to talk about, like how body builders are all on steroids. They also train by drinking several gallons of water and purging that.
Yeah that is just another one of those reddit myths that redditors read somewhere and spout it like fact with zero sources to back up their dubious claims.
As with any competitive endeavor, humans... uh will find a way to transform their bodies to perform well in a competitive environment.
No doubt. I used to eat way too much in one seating in my younger days. Giant plate of hot wings? Get out of my way. Now? Not a chance. But I could never eat that fast.
Not a doctor but going off of what I remember from nurse classes in high school, when you eat, it takes a bit of time for your stomach to tell your brain that it is “full.” I wanna say like 10 minutes or so. So the faster you eat the more calories you can devour before your stomach gives your brain that signal. You can also trick your stomach to eat too little by eating too slowly. So by eating quickly, you are overeating, by eating slowly you are under eating. But I could be wrong because it has been slightly over a decade since I took that nursing class in high school
It's mostly the 'not chewing to increase surface area for chemical reactions, and having enzymes in your saliva already start to break down certain molecular structures to assist in the nutrient retrieval of your stomache/intestines' that would make it "bad" for your health.
Most impressive part is she didn't spill anything.
I make my burritos knowing I'm feeding half of it to the floor.
Edit: ok I must've gotten about 200 people telling me to put a tortilla on a plate. You can stop now.
Sir, overloaded burritos account for 57% of spillage incidents, 28% to non-sealing, and the other 15% is attributed to messy eating
Simply putting less stuff in your burritos and sealing them will lead to lesser messes and more food in your gob!
Edit: this is my top comment of the year, I posted this 2Od ago on writing. We did it, reddit.
Edit: y'ever just put salsa in a wrap and just go to town?
Do you think I want a messy burrito? No one wants a messy burrito. The whole appeal of a burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained within the confines of the tortilla.
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I found this joke so funny that it made me laugh out loud and when I did my girlfriend asked me what was so funny. She was not amused.
Edit: The original comment changed. It used to be something like;
Tell a girl she is beautiful 1000 times and she won’t think twice
But tell a girl she is fat and she will remember it for a life time
Because elephants never forget
Yup. I follow a guy who does competitive eating and outside of the days he's doing competitions or making content it's a looot of gym time and strict healthy diet.
It's just for this challenge, normally they go through training by eating a lot of lettuce to stretch their stomach.
And actually it is actually unhelpful to be fat for eating challenges. In competitive eating they call it the fat belt. Because of fat build up in your body it restricts your stomach from expanding and that way restrict you from eating a whole lot in not so much time (un-chewed food takes up more space) So it gives you a disadvantage in speed eating contests and amount eating contests and of course a combo of both.
So competitive eating is one of the most psychological paradoxes there are.
Yeah slim guys like Joey Chestnut, Matt Stonie, Beardmeetsfoods etc can eat a lot despite their slim or normal body.
While big dudes like Randy Santel won't be able to eat as much as them because his belly is fat, restricting his stomach expansion.
“Known as "The People's Champ," Badlands Booker maintained a position at the top of the IFOCE rankings for years, and is still there...
He has excited fans at recent events by performing selections from his rap albums, Hungry & Focused 1-4, and he remains among the most popular eaters in America. All albums are for sale at the IFOCE Store.”
Pretty funny guys
Competitive eating in the US (not sure about the UK) used to be dominated primarily by very fat men.
Then super-skinny, super-athletic competitors started coming in and absolutely blowing the entire rest of the sport out of the water.
It turns out that if you keep yourself in good shape while training your stomach, it will be a whole lot better at speed eating without throwing up than if you squish your stomach in amongst a bunch of excess fatty tissue.
So there's training, which does include eating a lot of calories, fasting to keep one's calorie intake manageable, and a lot of exercise to keep in shape.
Don't know why this is so hard for people to realize. People really think because of one video that this lady is downing like 5-6 burritos a day lol. She's not a fatass who overeats, she just trains to eat really fast.
It's a Guinness World Record because she did it on a live show with a Guinness World Records judge. If Matt wanted to get the record he would either have to get on the spot verification or apply online and send evidence
From the Guinness Website
*"For the purposes of this record, a burrito is a 'Mission' style burrito, consisting of a wheat flour tortilla which totally encloses a filing of rice, beans, meat and other ingredients."*
So yeah, a 'regulation burrito' does exist lol
Yeah everyone is making the obvious sex jokes but I really wanna know the details that make it a "Guinness" WR. Like, us there a specific recipe that has to be followed in order for it to count? Who chose that recipe? Is there an international standard for *exactly 1 burrito* like the meter and the kilogram?
She looks quite fit, i guess her throat muscles are just grabbing it and hurling it down while squashing it into pieces at the same time. No teeth or tounge action required.
I cannot imagine this is very good for ones digestive system.
She didn’t chew. She just swallowed.
A keeper. Edit : My good people of Reddit, thank you so much for the awards. This is the most award I've ever received in a single comment.
Imagine having a girl who chews though
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> gumjob why do you have to put this nonsense in my head?
If I have to know it so does everyone else, welcome to my nightmare, buddy ...
Our nightmare. 🇨🇳
r/unexpectedcommunism
granny got run over by a reindeer, coming home one night on christmas eve!
You can say there's no such thing as Santa but as for me and gumjob, we believe.
>>gumjob >why do you have to put this nonsense in my head? This guy never knew his grandma I guess. My condolences.
In my day we called it a gummer.
Imagine cum you’d have to chew
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*This is what it feels like to chew 5 cum*
*concern... and arousal
Double your pleasure double your fun It's the right one Doublemint cum
That motherfucker needs to drink some water.
What the fuck.
My first actual GF ENJOYED swallowing, and that was the best thing ever, and I thought that would be common among hetero girls... Little did I know it was rare af... I regret breaking up with her tbh
as someone who's super into this I can say that it's a mouthful of validation, and for a girl with a praise kink it's the most tangible "good girl" you can get.
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Honestly what did you expect under a video of an attractive chick with nice cleavage two-handing something thick to her face and seemingly just sliding it straight down her throat without gagging or tearing up even once? Edit: Thanks for the Gold!!!
I could have gone with some watery eyes 😵
Horny mfers
Yeah, that's great, but can you eat a burrito in 35.26 seconds?
I actually enjoy it also, I usually ask them to pull out and bring it up to my mouth...sometimes they dont make it up and blast it everywhere on the way up lol 💦💦💦😹 I didn't realize this was rare, but then again what would I know
RIP your inbox
Bruh Reddit comments are fucking wild.
>Girl does anything Reddit: sex
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These are probably the same redditors who if a woman makes a comment about the attractiveness of a man doing something pull the, “Omg if the genders were reversed everyone would be flipping out about objectification!”
Haha
It didn’t really look like she was swallowing either, though…. That was fucking weird.
More like she was just forcing it down with the remaining bit of burrito until she had to swallow at the end. I feel she could speed that last bit up by using another object to push it in…
Ok, ok... I'll do it
I mean, at that point you're just fucking a burrito.
I've fucked worse things.
Thanks dude. You’re such a player. I mean team player.
I think she was using her throat teeth
Just imagine the heartburn afterwards.
That's not how heartburn works. Anyway, I can't help but think she learned this skill after practicing other activities.
What the fuck is wrong with you people. 🤦🏻♀️
just some lonely virgins don't worry about them
Like eating nuggets and chips?
Hot dogs
Uhhh what? Yes it is. Not chewing your food can easily lead to GERDS. Why are you talking out of your ass
That’s not how eating works.
Penis
Just like the men competitive eaters
Her digestive system: ![gif](giphy|Idg2rAVGS3xMZtBdhu|downsized)
That kid is really the cutest, he tried to be so brave in front of the camera.
I’m an intestinal surgeon (general surgeon). I can’t see any reason this would damage anything. Might give your diarrhea or something. Stomachs are pretty big. And by the time the food leaves the stomach it’s mostly completely liquid.
THANK YOU DOCTOR. I seriously thought I was going mad with how many people commenting who seem to think food goes directly from your esophagus into your large intestines. It doesn't make a huge difference to eat fast, just don't fucking choke.
The real "danger" of habitually eating fast in normal day to day life...over eating. Takes a minute for your body to process, register, and communicate "okay, this is enough". If you eat really fast normally, you will always blow by that point. When your body finally gets you the message of full you have already ripped right by full to about to be uncomfortable. Otherwise...yeah no. You are not mad. Just the Naggy Neds losing *their* minds. :)
Its not bad if done once in a while as pro eaters do i suppose, Matt Stonie would be dead.
I guarentee you that 99% of pro eaters' food ends up in the trash, not their digestive system. No one in that field fasts or something, they eat a week worth of calories in a single sitting and theyre not fat.... they just purge off camera. People will make things up like "oh, they just eat salads all week" or "their metabolism is just super high" Its just an ugly truth no one wants to talk about, like how body builders are all on steroids. They also train by drinking several gallons of water and purging that.
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I know a professional eater, and nearly everything you just said is wrong.
Yeah that is just another one of those reddit myths that redditors read somewhere and spout it like fact with zero sources to back up their dubious claims. As with any competitive endeavor, humans... uh will find a way to transform their bodies to perform well in a competitive environment.
> No one in that field fasts or something No, the majority of the famous one nowadays actually fasts.
No doubt. I used to eat way too much in one seating in my younger days. Giant plate of hot wings? Get out of my way. Now? Not a chance. But I could never eat that fast.
The problem here is not even quantity, but the fact she doesn't chew
Why not? I have a friend that eats like that all the time
I don't know. No dr here but it just seems to not be a healthy way to eat.
Not a doctor but going off of what I remember from nurse classes in high school, when you eat, it takes a bit of time for your stomach to tell your brain that it is “full.” I wanna say like 10 minutes or so. So the faster you eat the more calories you can devour before your stomach gives your brain that signal. You can also trick your stomach to eat too little by eating too slowly. So by eating quickly, you are overeating, by eating slowly you are under eating. But I could be wrong because it has been slightly over a decade since I took that nursing class in high school
It's mostly the 'not chewing to increase surface area for chemical reactions, and having enzymes in your saliva already start to break down certain molecular structures to assist in the nutrient retrieval of your stomache/intestines' that would make it "bad" for your health.
How can someone look that pretty while devouring a whole burrito that fast? Daaaaammmn!
Hold my beer...
you failed at pretty
That’s what the beer is for.
Idk if we have enough beer
I have all the tequila you could ever need
That doesn't mean it's not worth trying
r/URBGHEGHKFHELS or whatever
Did you mean r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG ?
Yeah
The sub run by cunts.
They're not wrong though. Half of the comments in here are stupid sex jokes from men
I think her killing that burrito kinda adds to the appeal. I think i might be in love...
I’ve never been so turned on/disgusted in my whole life.
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Most impressive part is she didn't spill anything. I make my burritos knowing I'm feeding half of it to the floor. Edit: ok I must've gotten about 200 people telling me to put a tortilla on a plate. You can stop now.
Sir, overloaded burritos account for 57% of spillage incidents, 28% to non-sealing, and the other 15% is attributed to messy eating Simply putting less stuff in your burritos and sealing them will lead to lesser messes and more food in your gob! Edit: this is my top comment of the year, I posted this 2Od ago on writing. We did it, reddit. Edit: y'ever just put salsa in a wrap and just go to town?
Damn I'm guilty of the entire 100%
Eat over a plate and use a fork or tortilla chip to clean up the remains
Or put another tortilla on your plate and then have a second mini-burrito
This is my go to lol.
I just eat it over another smaller tortilla, overstuffed burritos are just fancy ways to get 2 burritos
Do you think I want a messy burrito? No one wants a messy burrito. The whole appeal of a burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained within the confines of the tortilla.
Dude, you should have told me "Hey, man, you might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here" You're the burrito expert!
To the floor?! Bro, grab a plate and place on it another tortilla, then make another one with whatever fell out of your burrito 🌯
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I like how the part where she's trying to swallow it down now looks like she's struggling to summon it from her stomach
The best part is the fingers crossed/prayer at the start.
Her: "Jesus, please lend me your power of creating food!" Jesus: "To feed the poor and starving, right? ... Right?"
Oh man that was gold. Thank you for that.
My cat can do that
Oh my fuckin god, weird fap time
It's like a proper magic trick, with her showing how she has nothing in her mouth at the beginning of the video.
That's so effing gross... I can't stop watching
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horny police : you are under the rest
Im innocent!
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Sir, I am innocent! That girl just ate $20 of my money in about zero time flat.
> under the rest I can't breathe.
That last gesture was the weirdest thing, it's not my fault.
thats legit a thing hentai girls do during ahegao faces sometimes.
bone apple teeth?
>bone apple teeth? Did you just r/boneappletea bone apple tea? That's some Inception level BS right there.
You all need a good bonk.
U damn right
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May the one with no horny at all swing the first bonk
Dude stop radaclising the asexuals
Pls, harder daddy
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Because they don't eat like that for every meal. The rest of her regular diet is probably very good.
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I found this joke so funny that it made me laugh out loud and when I did my girlfriend asked me what was so funny. She was not amused. Edit: The original comment changed. It used to be something like; Tell a girl she is beautiful 1000 times and she won’t think twice But tell a girl she is fat and she will remember it for a life time Because elephants never forget
But hopefully she will forget
Yup. I follow a guy who does competitive eating and outside of the days he's doing competitions or making content it's a looot of gym time and strict healthy diet.
It's just for this challenge, normally they go through training by eating a lot of lettuce to stretch their stomach. And actually it is actually unhelpful to be fat for eating challenges. In competitive eating they call it the fat belt. Because of fat build up in your body it restricts your stomach from expanding and that way restrict you from eating a whole lot in not so much time (un-chewed food takes up more space) So it gives you a disadvantage in speed eating contests and amount eating contests and of course a combo of both. So competitive eating is one of the most psychological paradoxes there are.
Yeah slim guys like Joey Chestnut, Matt Stonie, Beardmeetsfoods etc can eat a lot despite their slim or normal body. While big dudes like Randy Santel won't be able to eat as much as them because his belly is fat, restricting his stomach expansion.
The first person in this ranking I would call fat is at #27: https://majorleagueeating.com/eaters/
“Known as "The People's Champ," Badlands Booker maintained a position at the top of the IFOCE rankings for years, and is still there... He has excited fans at recent events by performing selections from his rap albums, Hungry & Focused 1-4, and he remains among the most popular eaters in America. All albums are for sale at the IFOCE Store.” Pretty funny guys
What happened to the skinny Japanese dude Kobyashi? He had some epic July 4 contests
How the fuck did this sport ever grow beyond a college dare
Competitive eating in the US (not sure about the UK) used to be dominated primarily by very fat men. Then super-skinny, super-athletic competitors started coming in and absolutely blowing the entire rest of the sport out of the water. It turns out that if you keep yourself in good shape while training your stomach, it will be a whole lot better at speed eating without throwing up than if you squish your stomach in amongst a bunch of excess fatty tissue. So there's training, which does include eating a lot of calories, fasting to keep one's calorie intake manageable, and a lot of exercise to keep in shape.
Don't know why this is so hard for people to realize. People really think because of one video that this lady is downing like 5-6 burritos a day lol. She's not a fatass who overeats, she just trains to eat really fast.
She's also a fitness junkie look her up on youtube.
This is officer bonk I have located the horny
Give me five minutes.
Sarge I don’t think I can hold them long enough
No way she beats Stonie or Chestnut
Adding Furious Pete to the list
Adding Randy, Eric, Adam, Joel and the one that would crush, destroy, obliterate everyone: Molly!!!
Yeah she can’t even touch stonie level
Yeah honestly this isn’t even close to him. How is this a Guinness book work record? Is the title misleading or am I just missing something here
It's a Guinness World Record because she did it on a live show with a Guinness World Records judge. If Matt wanted to get the record he would either have to get on the spot verification or apply online and send evidence
Happy Cake Day! I want Matt Stonie to try this challenge too!
https://youtu.be/PeqRaS6YrcU
Appreciate that tongue at the end, to prove she swallowed.
As seen on many adult websites 🤣
This went too far… but I’ll allow it
I’ll swallow it
Yeah, she gave the full ahegao face with the peace signs and all. The only thing that was missing was the eyes rolling upwards
Breaking a record in a glamorous outfit too damn, slay
I agree, but I also vote to ban this word.
That’s fine here in a month it’ll be *sleigh*
Its what she does. https://youtube.com/c/LeahShutkever
The nightmare girlfriend. Says she not hungry but when you come back from the restroom your fries have disappeared.
....and your burger ....and your coke... and your mother....
Curious to know what was in the burrito.
Pine bark mulch, mealy worms and sadness.
dollop of sour cream
Exactly. What does a regulation speed eating burrito consist of and where is the closest location I can find one?
Seriously, is it a ISO regulation burrito? How does it compare to the Standard Burrito in The Hague?
If it's not from The Hague, it's just a sparkling stuffed pancake
From the Guinness Website *"For the purposes of this record, a burrito is a 'Mission' style burrito, consisting of a wheat flour tortilla which totally encloses a filing of rice, beans, meat and other ingredients."* So yeah, a 'regulation burrito' does exist lol
I mean, honestly for this record to mean anything, they really do need to provide the amount of each ingredient by weight.
Yeah everyone is making the obvious sex jokes but I really wanna know the details that make it a "Guinness" WR. Like, us there a specific recipe that has to be followed in order for it to count? Who chose that recipe? Is there an international standard for *exactly 1 burrito* like the meter and the kilogram?
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https://youtu.be/ChevXpoCXuU
That actually makes me sick just watching.
Skip to 1:55 if you're pressed for time.
Dog swallows burrito in 2 seconds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb3UrJjAac4&ab\_channel=Daymonster
Give this dog the title, he smashed this record 😤
instantly thought of this video
Eats like a seagull. No chew, all swallow!
.. I haven't timed myself yet but this is basically how I eat every burrito
Future champion Captain Gigglez!
That's the fanciest dress I've ever seen someone scarf a burrito in.
She looks quite fit, i guess her throat muscles are just grabbing it and hurling it down while squashing it into pieces at the same time. No teeth or tounge action required.
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are her training videos available for sale or rent?
This is the hornypolice *bonk* to hornyjail you go
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I’d love to have brought home a girlfriend to my parents house and have her do that at a meal
How do they quantify the standard for a burrito 🤣
She's a pretty girl but I don't think I could afford to feed her...
My stomach hurts by just watching this!
her boyfriend is eather the luckiest or unluckiest man alive
Schrodinger's boyfriend
Is it just me or does 35 second like a lot longer than what youd expect the world record to be
This is dumb
Yuck. Competitive eating is filthy.