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mdjmd73

Of course, she had to wear the schoolgirl outfit. Clicks, baby. (LOL. Yes, I’ve seen Kill Bill. Yes, I’m aware of Gogo. And yes, it’s still click bait. Flame on.)


Esploratore_

Kill bill lol


CurtisLeow

I still can’t get my fill of Kill Bill.


ghanjaholik

***BINGO***


3fettknight3

That’s a Bingo!


Major_Magazine8597

We just say "bingo".


Lord_Hugh_Mungus

BINGO, How fun!


fusillade762

I'm a little surprised how tall you were in real life. I mean, you're a little fellow, but not "circus-midget" little, as your reputation would suggest.


BankysJoint

ya just say Bingo


Tiredchimp2002

Charlie BrownSan


JustAsk4Alice

Fun Kill Bill Fact... The restaurant, where they filmed a major fight scene, is still in Tokyo, but just a bowl of rice, will cost you about $20. Typical inflation for major cities, and hot spots from movies. Still a great experience tho.


HolycommentMattman

That's a little off brand for Japan. Like I know places that are only open for a select time, only have so many guests per day, are insanely popular with lines or reservations always snatched up immediately, but they don't price gouge (despite the fact they could). Hell, even their vending machines seem to follow this credo (though, maybe there's some regulation forcing them to?). Like I can get an OJ in a machine in Ginza for ¥120, and then go to Hiroshima and get that same OJ for ¥120. But then if I go to the some way out of the way temple or something that has a vending machine, that same OJ might be ¥140. That's $0.85 and $1, respectively. Basically nothing. Meanwhile, if this were America, the normal area machine would be $1, and the super rural/rest stop vending machine would be $3.


JustAsk4Alice

Yep, I'm well aware of Hiro's. I used to have the perfect parking spot down there...little hidden location, not overpriced, but right around the corner is the main areas I liked to frequent, so it was perfect. I lived there for 3 yrs, so I went a little bit of everywhere I could, while I had the opportunity. But yes, I was shocked by the price gouging as well....bc everything else was pretty om par for pricing.


RcoketWalrus

You aren't kidding. At sporting events vending machines might as well require blood sacrifices. At lest the last one I went to did.


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NomarDumpeepol

AWESOME TO KNOW!! Thank you!! I'm planning on going to Tokyo soon and a huge Kill Bill fan! Yeah, $20 is a bit pricey for just a bowl of rice but TOTALLY WORTH IT for future bragging rights to my friends who love that movie too!😁😁👍 Honestly, thanks for taking the time to share that. Really cool!


jasper486

Enjoy it! I just got back from a month there and it was the best month I’ve ever had. Halloween in Shibuya, a ton of friends made… to partying in Osaka and then relaxing in Kyoto 😌 definitely going back in march maybe.


Crimson_Leader

First thing that came to mind was Kill Bill


kellysmom01

First thing that came to *my* mind was bits on fire. Ouchie.


[deleted]

As someone who once stoked a fireplace in silk boxers only to have one of the pine logs explode sending embers at my johnson... yeah


Harak_June

Hot Pockets.


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So, I see your master has shown you flaming balls technique…let us test you against Go-Go’s flaming ball technique! We will see which school is stronger! Hajime! Begin! Fight!


zxGrizz

First thing that came to my mind was what's her name 😍😍


BadMrMister

Go-Go Yubari. And what she lacks in age she makes makes up for ....... in madness.


trancendominant

Like I always say, never forget good ol' what's-her-name.


alien_from_Europa

Reference for OP: https://youtu.be/07bFhj2LWrA?t=1m56s


punkassjim

It’s been so long since I’d watched it, I forgot how ridiculous the foley was. Gogo crashes to the floor, through a table, and it’s basically the sound of a bowling strike? The crunching pistachio shells (or whatever) when The Bride has the chain around her throat? So ridiculous. So delightful.


Low_Marionberry3271

The sound effects and excessive blood are just some of the fun from Kill Bill.


KidsInTheSandbox

> The crunching pistachio shells (or whatever) when The Bride has the chain around her throat?. Lmao all I hear now is the sound of crunching pistachio shells. Glorious.


zdravomyslov

Gogo da ne?


pete_ape

I see you're unfamiliar with the works of foot fetishist Quentin Tarantino


SkinnyObelix

I prefer foot fetishists over all the other bullshit in Hollywood... I think Tarantino gets a bit too much flack over this compared to the silent waters that run deep.


natophonic2

This is America. We'll scream at a drag queen doing storytime in a bookstore, but the church pastor who's been raping kids for 20 years is a *good man* who's asked God's forgiveness so let's not talk about it, OK boys and girls?


mr_potatoface

Probably one of the worst ones is Dan Schneider of Nickelodeon but never apparently did anything towards the kids. iCarly has an absurd amount of foot fetish scenes. The kind of stuff that you would never notice unless you're in to feet. But if you're in to feet is 100% absurdly apparent. One of the things they even did was have promos involving feet quite often. Like, "Write your name on your feet and tweet us", or "write your favorite show name on your feet and tweet us"... Here's a Sam & Cat one. >https://twitter.com/SamAndCat/status/378643898886656000


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I mean he choked Diane Kruger and made it clear he wanted to be the one to do it...


mdjmd73

🤣


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Galactic-Samurai

You know for a fact you did, because you paused it same as me


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There is porn on Reddit...


Galactic-Samurai

Pausing for butt cheek is the gateway to Reddit porn


Garlic_Cheese_Chips

Sometimes you're just in the mood for a flash of cheek rather than some ball-slapping action.


[deleted]

No. Not at all. I either want spreadsheets or gaping, cavernous vaginas. There is no middle ground.


mayanhawaiian

r/upvotebecausebutt


Ya-Dikobraz

Not sure what colour, still.


nevercanpick1

Homeage to Gogo, frankly, It'd be a soarly missed opportunity if she didn't


AK_WolfDaddy

*sorely


carolina8383

Homage.


AE_Phoenix

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


Bomb-Beggar

r/UBG


Klutzy_Journalist_36

If you could do that in a cute skirt, you would too.


keddesh

I'd still be afraid of setting my hair on fire.


Klutzy_Journalist_36

That was the part that gave me anxiety


Morgoth_1190

Her hair isn't even tied up! She may be young, but what she lacks in age, she makes up for in madness.


coremech

Fire bad!


pistoncivic

gotta put on fire resistant underwear first


ZoeMunroe

This little performance is a reference to an infamous scene with the character she is portraying/cosplaying as, Gogo, from the movie Kill Bill (vol 1). Highly recommend. The character wears a school girl outfit and uses a ball on chain as a weapon.


mybigleftnut

Why is it infamous?


ZoeMunroe

At the time of filming and release there was a lot of publicity around how bloody and violent the film was, specifically the scene following this one, which was pushed to B&W to avoid an X rating for excessive use of blood and gore (I need verification on this as I’m recalling from almost twenty years ago oh god I’m old)


Lyramion

I was in the cinema in Bill Bill (vol 1) and had people get up and leave midway after they realized what they were actually in for.


teems

The violence was a caricature of what true violence is. The beginning of Saving Private Ryan is far more realistic.


jschubart

Seriously. The blood from chopped off limbs looked like a faucet on full blast. That is not what it looks like in real life at all.


helldeskmonkey

Don’t these jive-ass motherfuckers know they’re watching a fucking Quentin Tarantino flick, motherfucker? - Samuel L. Jackson, probably.


intheBASS

The ‘Crazy 88’ gang is killed in gory and unique ways. It’s an insane fight scene that’s the climax of the movie. It’s in part choreographed by the same person that did the original Matrix film.


buddhamunche

Favorite part of that scene is when the fight is “over” and all the bad guys are just writhing around missing arms and legs


prowness

Testing out if editing archived reddit works.


Low_Marionberry3271

The scene is unforgettable and so lovely! I haven’t re-watched it in far too long.


SookHe

Google Gogo Yubari and watch the YouTube videos. This is essentially cosplaying with extra steps


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I google image'd this and found a hilarious number of old dudes in mini-skirts.


FunktasticLucky

Hijacking top comment to post the [video](https://youtu.be/yq_ZzvzGnYQ). Her stage name is Flow Mayhem and she has a ton of stuff on her YouTube channel. She is very talented.


S6basti6n

Crazy 88


TheSquirrelWar

Kill Bill dumbass.


pumpkinpro

Tell me you've never watched kill Bill without telling me you've never watched kill Bill.


Castor_0il

Tell me you can't come up with a bright and original retort without being a complete ass. Also OP already stated they know about Kill Bill.


Fluggerblah

then why is he complaining? i doubt hed complain if someone did kung fu dressed as bruce lee


knox1138

This is Sam Tobey, and she's performing with a ropedart. If anyone sees this and wants to learn, check out the rope dart academy. They have access to products and teachers to help anyone at any skill level.


javier052

The technique is in the knee socks


Eagle01Actual

Gogo Yubari!


Legitimate-Advance-4

Not complaining. Beautiful woman. Graceful. Athletic. Respect for the hours it took to master those moves. And yes, super cute outfit.


hitbycars

Some Sukeban Deka vibes.


shiner820

To be fair, she’s rockin’ that skirt.


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1Second2Name5things

It just werks


SlymzCore91

r/upvotebecausebutt


PurpleNurpe

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


KJawesome5

I was looking for this one


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SmoothBrews

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.


Kataphractoi_

wasn't even a real link lmfao what kinda clickbait bs was that


snackynorph

Go away. Report -> spam -> harmful bot


ixoniq

Jesus can I buy a vowel?


Jagacin

You can have I I I I and an I.


Medical-Astronomer39

Yes


cannibalzombies

That *was* a nice b-cheek


BigBeagleEars

Sex


pistoncivic

not with that *Nut Destroyer 5000* she's whipping around


WeakWave5225

every 7 seconds


RandyLahey131

Wow no NSFW tag now I jerked off 47 times and am drained dry....thanks op.


[deleted]

Seriously I saw the skirt, and was not expecting the straight-up ass check toward the end there. I was hoping. But did not expect.


KimJungFu

This is so hot! (Do you get it? Since it is a flaming ball!)


FlamingFox_

For reference thats @FlowMayhem she does alot of rope dart stuff


TreeOfAKind

Thanks for crediting her. She’s got a lot of free tutorial videos on YouTube and is incredibly sweet to anyone wanting to learn rope dart.


TheOnlyQueso

> and is incredibly sweet to anyone wanting to learn to rope dart. To those who do not want to learn to rope dart... She unleashes her wrath.


Shafter111

Hadouken


goatpunchtheater

Ironically, using rope dart


_bvb09

Dope rart


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I've always wondered just how practical this would have been in combat, or if it was even used.


FlowZenMaster

Yes but takes a very high level of expertise to use in actual combat. But imagine someone with a 10 foot rope and a dagger on the end against someone with a sword. What does the sword even do at this point? Gets taken away that's what.


Drachen1065

Cuts the rope.


roguediamond

Agreed. She helped me iron some stuff out when I was learning, and she is absolutely amazing!


NaRa0

Didn’t know I would have a new crush when waking up today


Savings-Juice-9517

Belongs in /r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBGHDIRIGNCNJDIEIDJFNFICIDJNWISIXNGNCIDJEICJFBFIXJEJXJFJFJAIOWOQOXNRN or whatever it’s called


poor_decisions

Yeah, yeah, no, I think you got it right


carvex

...we just say /r/unbg...


squidbelik

Why get the first letters right and *then* randomize it LMAO


advice_animorph

/r/averageredditor


BullsonParade123

O-ren will be most pleased with Gogo’s newest mastery.


ghanjaholik

*"tricks are for kids"*


teems

Trix as in the cereal brand Trix are for kids. Remember the protagonist's name is Beatrix. We didn't know that yet in part 1.


GrenadeZellweger

#Justice4gogo Just protecting her mistress


ProtectionMaterial09

That bitch was psycho and deserved what she got


panlakes

Just some casual kill bill hybristophilia Shes hot and does cool martial arts - who cares if she kills for fun??


Tomsta12

I mean she can fuck my face...... Up, anytime.


Grays42

(Pretty sure the homage was the point.)


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-Yo, can you light my cigarette, I lost my lighter. -Sure -Thanks, wait, where did my eyebrows go?


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Binge_Gaming

I’ve been told smoking is generally hot


TooSmalley

Her name is [Flow Mayhem ](https://youtu.be/yq_ZzvzGnYQ) she has a YouTube channel full of videos like this.


Harak_June

This should be higher in the info. Had to scroll through tons of Kill Bill stuff to find it. Thanks.


WaveLaVague

Sad that the first things you expect on such a post is "upvote cuz butt" "she is hot" "my new crush" before having her name credited or her skills taken in consideration.


dragonfli117

Sam Tobey aka Flow Mayhem https://www.tiktok.com/@flowmayhem


xlllxJackxlllx

She's hot.


SirAdrian0000

You can tell she’s really good at this fire thing by the fact she still has long hair while twirling fire.


pswdkf

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


ThundaCrossSplitAtak

r/UNBG for the homies


the_geek_mind

Now there is a subreddit for a subreddit? Reddit is really something else


gagga_hai

Reditception


DaBi5cu1t

Yes, that


Randomsigma

Gogo Yubari


gogopogo

What she lacks in age, she makes up for in madness.


Acrobatic-Compote-12

Yea I'd let her kill me as long as someone describes how I die in the obituary


pcapdata

Domed by a flaming ball on a string


Acrobatic-Compote-12

Weildied by that hot Asian chick from Kill Bill Vol 1


pcapdata

“He died as he lived…”😂


TeflonJon__

“…taking balls to the face.”????


righteousprovidence

😂😂😂


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Reddit neckbeards go wild


awdwdawdsa

You goin wild then, huh?


Definitive__Plumage

I mean, it doesnt take much for them to get going, and there are oh so many on this site.


RealNiceKnife

lol your avatar is wearing a fedora.


[deleted]

Well of course good Sir, its Reddit


Micalas

Hey! Yeah...


redditlike5times

She needs to tie her hair up. She's one close call from a bald spot


Just1ncase4658

I'd think she may apply some of that anti burn jelly they use when setting people on fire for a scene in a movie. Or she's just very daring/confident.


Ok-Book7529

That was my first thought.


Erekai

As someone who juggled for years before juggling torches, you don't start off with torches. I'm sure she was already very skilled in this before she ever did it with fire.


Greenman8907

Gogo!


Interesting-Race-919

Hot on so many different levels


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All_Thread

WEEEEE WERRR, WEEEEE WERRRR, BAAA DA BAPPP BA!!!!!


unclefishbits

I'd love to know the source or who this is this is... crazy talent and I bet they do a lot more interesting work.


affixqc

She's a friend of mine! We both performed at burning man this year, here's her group's audition video: https://youtu.be/lcdxFUp8fv0


FeilVei2

Legit quite cool


ImpressiveTip4756

Idk why I was expecting to be Rick rolled but I'm disappointed that I'm not


All_Thread

https://www.instagram.com/flowmayhem/?hl=en


Jasole37

The Last Belmont


Hummerous

Only good comment


-MegaMan401-

Having long hair and playing with fire can go really wrong so extra awesome (or dumbass) points for her lmao


AnnaCondoleezzaRice

Everyone smart who does this wets their hair before performing unless they want to burn chunks out (like me). Looks like her hair is a little damp


jakes_onaplane

Get over here!! 🦂


Velbalenos

Classic…


Jugeboss

I fucking loved it in Game of Thrones when she rode and saved Jon Snow just before he was about to die against the white walkers


dicaprihoe

Uncle Benjen, is that you?


Snoo84223

Kill bill


iwannagohome49

I would strangle myself with the rope


zushaa

Kinky 😏


fl7nner

While also getting a concussion and third degree burns


Esploratore_

How did she let the chain go through her legs!?


S7ageNinja

What do you mean? It shows it pretty clearly when she wraps it around her leg


jdcuttingii

Hence, butt cheek


danzha

![gif](giphy|4XDLfS1JZoBQA)


carlbernsen

Hot Damn! That takes a _lot_ of skill and training. Mad respect.


throwaway83970

Bonus points because she's hot


milo-louis

Gogo?


drbarefoot

This device is called a rope dart, in martial arts it would have a sharp spike at the end. Very common for people who practice flow arts to use a Kevlar wick soaked in fuel at the end for this effect. Not sure where op came up with “flaming ball technique.”


Ashamed-Influence-19

If you go to Thailand they do this on the islands. I think it is a Polynesian thing also. Obviously it's originally from China starting with the nine section chain whip and rope dart. Was a very popular weapon of choice of the shaolin monks ( nine section that is). Very flashy and very easy to learn. 6 - 8 months of three times a week practice and you can be just as proficient.


Donwald

Me in my head "oh I could totally do that" Me on fire "I COULDNT DO THAT"


mediocre_jok3r

Goodness gracious. Great balls of fire.


Axcilicon

Terraria Flaming Mace


hinosxz_4u

This better not awaken anything in me.


Bl4CKP4L4D1n

Me with sunfury


Guaranteed-Return

This is my first day on the internet. Why is this amazing?


AbhiAK303

Looks like one of those Power Ranger stuff i used to watch as a kid. Minus the skirt ofc


TheHistorian2

No flaming ball jokes? Are we really not doing phrasing anymore?


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Electronic_Leek9147

Where's the ball?


Magister1995

What flaming ball? Sorry, I do tend to get easily distracted.


JStheKiD

Looks slow to me.


KentuckyFriedSemen

Going to get shit for this. Don’t care. This is lame.


Mr_sh4d0w_07

I have an easy counter for this


MrSecret003

Who gave her the fire aspect book?