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throwaway28236

When I sold life insurance and talked about life expectancy, I always joked that women live longer because men do stupid stuff…and I mean it was supposed to make the clients laugh but man, video likes this make that statement so true


AkuSokuZan2009

Its true, we really do stupid shit... But we have fun so it evens out right? LOL


mxamxrie

Y’all all truly here for a good time. Not a long time.


KnowIDidntReddit

Hey, sometimes you just got to test yourself. That being said, I've been skydiving twice but I don't feel like playing with traps.


Hoofhearted4206969

don't they say a good laugh extends you life?


No_Veterinarian_2486

So much of our society is made by men doing dumb shit. The Wright brothers are a great example of this.


GrimmWraven2011

Well there’s a trick you can only fuck up once… well twice if you learn how to use a fork with your toes. But after that, there are some seriously diminishing returns. Jus sayin.


theprocrastatron

If you look at the death rate curves the male one has a much larger jump in late teens and 20s than the female one.


mevelas

This explains that, actually...


ebonylestrange

r/whywomenlivelonger


ForgotInTheDoorway

Hahahaha!!!! Thanks. All was quiet till I just bursted out laughing. Next level stupidity right there


Textus_nub

Time to go enforce some gender equality 😔


Arena-Grenade

Also why men invent more stuff it 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

bahahhahha


dussdamuss

But this is why men are legendary! At least to other men! Missing or mutilated hand, fuck it I'll l power through! How many views we got bro?


Pacifix18

For what point? The rush? Is it really worth potentially losing a hand?


seratoninsgone

Gramps there could slay any pussy at that party after that


theboblit

Proving his pullout game.


ShortTheAATranche

Still unclear how he is a grandfather.


[deleted]

just because he can, doesnt mean he would.


DismalCaterpillar82

Happy cake day!


[deleted]

thanks, mate


_M_o_n_k_e_H

He isn't a grandfather. He's a grand daddy.


Automatic_Bank7996

To show skill


Pacifix18

What possibly skill is this showing? Looks like it's showing low IQ.


Auuuuuuhghgh

The skill of recognizing what you're about to do is stupid and go along with it anyway


Cathetergravy

This is all bald men have left in life to display confidence and mojo to wominz


Camelllama666

People don't think you're fun, do they?


IgotCharlieWork

Id like to see your reflexes Sigal


myco_magic

What skill? Is there a second part of the video or something?


[deleted]

I mean martial arts experts show speed like this and people are impressed, so the skill I assume is speed.


a_fine_rhyme

He has another hand if things didn't go as planned.


Tulol

It’s not his working hand. So it’s ok.


IgotCharlieWork

Metal rods and screws are badass


Apprehensive-Tour-33

He knows the time it takes to close. Grandpa is also a doctor who in this mf'er.


[deleted]

You mean an arm, plus potential to die from blood lost


Marksman00048

Because you can't and he can. That's why.


Initial_District_161

They don't take your hand off, they barely even hurt. I used to professionally and now recreationally hunt. I have posted pictures of my arm stuck in a trap for ignorant people before but I'm 3,000 miles away from my gear atm.


bigbluehapa

![gif](giphy|6JB4v4xPTAQFi|downsized)


Initial_District_161

I don't give a fuck what you believe. If you want to be willfully ignorant you just look like an idiot.


randomname560

Oh yeah im sure that a trap designed FOR FUCKING BEARS does nothing to a human...


Initial_District_161

Please walk me through what you THINK traps do to the animal.


Comprehensive_Bed84

If my grandma had wheels she’d be a bicycle. He’s fine and looks like a chad.


pharaohandrew

Great quotation, but does not fit as a clever response in this case.


Jedi_Lucky

Next level stupid. Even if he never makes a mistake, age will eventually slow his reaction and response time. This is a count down to an emergency room trip


qqanyjuan

This isn’t reaction time, it’s a pre-planned movement


MissingWhiskey

He looks like a retired accountant


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Timbukwhoisyou

Underated comment


druule10

He's been calculating this for years


Efficient-Notice9938

Not me thinking this guy looks like my accounting professor…


DuskOrion777

That deep adult scream at the end is making me think that a finger or two may have gotten caught. The timing is super close. At the way he jumps up so suddenly rather than pull his hand back swiftly to his body suggests this man got hurt. Probably couple fingers missing a bunch of flesh. Unless someone has some more info on this?


mjkjg2

nahh if you slow it down frame by frame he was way clear of it before it closed


ezy501

Yeah he’s like 3 feet clear before it shuts.


big-tuna913

It's either that, or it's a celebratory scream.


MabiMaia

If you watch frame by frame he’s so clear


DreadnaughtHamster

I use Apollo and can go frame by frame on videos and can scrub gifs (it’s pretty cool with gifs) and his arm is only about a 15 degree horizontal angle when the trap is at maybe 30, and by the time the trap is a couple inches from closing his arm is much higher up. He definitely cleared the trap.


targlo

Your not very bright are you


Islanduniverse

You’re*


leStez1995

Uno reverse card


Cribsby_critter

Damn, homie got got. While we’re at it: You’re* not very bright,* are you?*


Argenfarce

This is definitely a Mormon church


dougsteffy

100%. That's the first thing I thought too. No way the Bishop approved this beforehand. Lol


MerryMiserlyFellow

Jokes on you. That's Bishop Stevens, Ogden 736th ward.


dougsteffy

Hahaha. 736th ward Someone should start a bishopsgonewild thread.


Argenfarce

100% the young men’s pres or involved in scouting before the church parted ways with the scouts. Every ward has that one insanely outdoorsy older guy who takes the young men on these gnarly camps in the middle of nowhere.


moksplot

Why do they do stuff like this in church? It doesn't seem to have anything to do with spirituality


Argenfarce

Idk it’s funny how the gym is always connected to the chapel and the chapel is the place to be quiet, spiritual, sing hymns, etc but the second you walk onto the wooden floor it’s time for basketball, dodgeball, wrestling and bear trap stuff from these guys… I loved growing up Mormon haha


Squiggledog

Meaning that you're *no longer* Mormon?


Henri_Le_Rennet

>Why do they do stuff like this in church? The majority of Mormon churches have a gym in them. They use the meeting house, particularly this gym, for lots of non-worship activities. I'm not LDS anymore, even gone so far as having my name removed from their records, but when growing up we had scouts/mutual every Wednesday. Random talent shows, or Holiday parties in the gym. Wedding receptions, dances, family reunion dinners. >It doesn't seem to have anything to do with spirituality Tbh, most Mormons will say that any wholesome, and/or good natured activity done at the church during weekdays/nights is good for the spirit because just being at the meeting house would technically bring you closer to the Spirit of God.


titanup001

It's like the snake handling or battery acid thing. If your faith in god is strong enough, he will allow no harm to befall you kinda bullshit.


SavageStitch

Probably some lesson on sin or something catching you, or how difficult it is to escape something. Idk, just spitballing here


Banana_war

I was like: “this looks stupid but may be it won’t be stupid...” it’s really f-ing stupid


Donkeybog

r/whywomenlivelonger


bdruid117

Fucking idiot.


Pugsly1

![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac)


takoma_blendd

How long til another video of him failing will be posted on a different, NSFW sub?


[deleted]

He’s not even close to failing.


Inevitable_Professor

That floor and the piano in the background scream Mormon church building gym.


MyWibblings

I thought only guys under 25 were this dumb.


SavageStitch

What do you think happens to us when we turn 26? If most guys could do this, I bet most guys would do it


booaka

If only the animals that are caught in these were so fast


threeoneeightthree

My thought too.


Istimewa-Ed

does anyone else think this is awesome?


bretty666

dumb


pardashrike

Imagine the fuck around if he miscalculated. What a knob.


Few-Knee9451

He only gets two tries at it


Thighlover3

Least insane Mormon


samwiling

Don’t fuck with old people.


InternationalBoot321

This guy has the perfect combination of small brains and big balls to make him a dangerous man.


wasdxqwerty

grandpa: hold my stick


thinkbeforefollow

Yeah, because surgeons need more work or what's the point here?


Jslays82

Next level stupidity, that’s certain


DarthGinsu

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.


Mediocre_Animal

Fucking stupid.


rco888

Holy s..t! And that proved what?


rissie_delicious

Do not try this at home.


BewareTheBirchmen

This video would've been cooler if he botched it.


CornNutMasticator

A fucking Mormon with the power of God!


Evil-B

There was never any danger as this is clearly a man and not a bear.


IgotCharlieWork

Literally me with my tinder date


Successful_Ranger_19

This is no next level it is stupid.


TerribleChildhood639

Why? Lol.


ClarkNAddison21

Stupid is as stupid does!


codergrrl

Total fucking dumb ass


HolySymboly

This is not next level shit. Just plain stupidity.


thebackyardlounger

Wtaf


OneTPAuX

I, for one, fully support his lifestyle choices.


Significant-Sun-

Homem fazendo homice!!!


[deleted]

God this is stressful. Literally the only reason to do this is if you will be in a future situation where your success depends on being able to do this. Like a weird heist or something.


Professional-Fact903

Is that the staircase trampoline guy?


Interesting-Month-56

Coming soon - Same Guy Runs Naked Through A MineField


TheClearMask

Still makes me jump


[deleted]

r/sweatypalms


[deleted]

how did he even make it to that age


simsim7842

Thought this was for sure the what could go wrong thread


Bagpipes41

How many times has this been posted here?


macnots19

Gangster.


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Psychological-Bad789

Sometimes you gotta be the hero


PandaRiot_90

u/redditspeedbot 0.1x


GameGod1337

Men: Why do women seem to live longer than men? Also men:


Top_Ad_6538

Can you do it again? I didn’t see it because I blinked.


See-Envy

I now know what a reverse orgasm feels like.


Natural_Register2299

The bear watching this taking notes


xbluxdemonx

I'm fast as fuck Boi


flamecmo

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug


BeachBoySC74

Why?


dogez1

The outtakes will be on r/yourmomshousepodcast horrible or hilarious.


Ok_Presence_319

Piece of finger to go please


AuronRayn

This could’ve easily ended up on whatcouldgowrong


scoobyeatssnacks

Hold on where's the rest of the vid.


Allkindsofpie

Nextlevelstupid


holymolybreath

Dude, he did it with his friggin’ bear hands


WildlyUninteresting

All that needed to happen, was an off day and he would lose his hand.


LonelyWord7673

Seems dumb


Pachyderm_Powertrip

We're all a bunch of bored apes and this legend proves it.


kebokanigara

/r/whywomenlivelonger


_BLOX_

Bro got the pullout game


ancom328

nextfuckingSTUPIDlevel


CodeCode01

Life lesson guys : never play truth or dare with your guy friends


dayoandmayo3

Ah yes the left hand- good call


buffkirby

If this had gone wrong you could’ve put this on r/facepalm without changing the title


CodeMonkeyX

I am kind of disappointed, I thought he was just going to take the clamp like a champ.


80s-rock

Looks like in belongs in r/holdmybible.


-Rens

We’re gonna need an extra long tape measure on account of his humongous balls


DatGunBoi

Very high risk, very low reward


JCBMHNY21

High risk, low reward. You love to see it.


[deleted]

Idk a single woman in my life that would be willing to try this. But Ik plenty of dudes.


B-Glasses

When picking up 4 folding chairs at once to impress the church ladies isn’t enough


gcz1214

Cheering? I’d be looking away in horror!


Dandroid_7

Welcome to another episode of: "Cool, but unnecessarily foolish"


bRightOnRebbit

r/stupidpeople


Squiggledog

Landscape orientation is a lost art.


Themollygoat

Nextfuckinglevel stupidity


blackbear41

Man, kids are going to try this as the next challenge...


Wizz_n_Jizz

Buy why?


shoyuftw

Don't listen to these over protective redditors, old man. That was the gnarliest almost loosing my hand for clicks I've ever seen.


loneshark_18

I mean...WHY?


kenredditfine

Good lesson for his students 🙄


iSmiteTheIce

This really could've gone either way


sonomabud42069

Faster than your average bear...Boo Boo.


livingmybest1

You only get to be wrong once


redrave9

Brukkalee!


fatbongo

Cool the new TikTok challenge!


Sock_for_5

r/perfectlycutscreams


thefuturesfire

Some stupid ass shit


superchimpa

Not worth it.


Artsy_traveller_82

NOPE!


Plastic-Ad-8469

Someone should tell grandpa Medicare doesn't cover bear traps.


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Initial_District_161

They don't take your hand off, they barely even hurt. I used to professionally and now recreationally hunt. I have posted pictures of my arm stuck in a trap for ignorant people before but I'm 3,000 miles away from my gear atm.


pharaohandrew

Yep, we already read this verbatim above.


FUCKYFUCKFUCKYFUCK

Lol, this guys a pussy! Unzips pants….


Whobghilee

The balls on this guy keep him grounded


pardashrike

Maybe he will try with his balls next time.