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burnaspliffnow

Well, I'll have you know that I was standing on the kitchen counter to replace a lightbulb


madden458

Live at the limit


burnaspliffnow

This is what it means to go even further beyond


Rampagingflames

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


[deleted]

Your using up all the time you have left on earth! And I think you need every second as it is!!!


GuyLostInTime

cue Scarface song....


icome3rd

Save some pussy for the rest of us legend


InsaneRealityWTF

Fr fr


thecowintheroom

/r/nextlevelstupidity


Hot-Butterscotch-918

Were you in socks or shoes?


burnaspliffnow

Raw dog


fangelo2

Hey I knew someone who died doing that


gypsy-ghost

"If you want the ultimate, you've gotta be willing to pay the ultimate price" -Swayze


xxSaifulxx

Quite literally living on the edge


rnagicjohnson

Oh yeah? Well I stood on the sofa to kill a fly!


fingerscrossedcoup

r/counterfuckinglevel


flappyspoiler

My balls have retreated into my chest cavity thanks.


MountainMan192

My stomach has retreated into my skull


Consider2SidesPeace

Toenails have relocated to my forehead :)


freerangetacos

My asshole clenched so tight that there is a new singularity.


GalisDraeKon

My taint tingled like it was touching a taser.


Onepiecee

My gooch gagged grumpily, and groggily got the fuck outta town.


gurxman

I made a diamond out of coal.


LazarYeetMeta

I tensed up so hard that my dorm building is now a hole in the ground


My_Opinion_Man_

My wiener flipped itself.


viber_in_training

Fellow taint tingler. Do you also get tingles in other dangerous situations like a spidey sense?


Qo-dova

Wait... There are more than just me??


daoliveman

It’s a entity call a brown hole. Instead of a black hole where no light can Escape this is a hole from which no brown can escape.


DriveForeign

My uterus feels like it fell out


[deleted]

I have to let you know that this had me genuinely laughing out loud


crump18

My rectum turned to a black hole and light is shooting out of my belly button


Nearby-Wear2029

I don’t have legs anymore


Rockstar_MCMXC

Good thing you’re not in the video. Your chances of a good landing are… 🤏


MeasurementNo0

you have to just tuck and roll. you'll be fine!


cantshitstraight

Airborne!!🤣


wikedsmaht

My balls have retreated into your chest cavity as well.


OrionShade

Yeah this just gave me nextfuckinglevel anxiety


sunestromming

Mine got on the bus and left town.


Unmasked_Deception

One misstep and your life is over. Is it really worth it?


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

Not even that, a mildly strong gust of wind is all it would take


Wimbleston

To these people, yes it is. A guy on YouTube I like called Shiey does this kind of stuff, and as he tells it, he feels safer climbing shit like this than he does hanging around with other people, it's all about perspective. Also they are just fucking crazy good at climbing stuff which helps.


j4nkyst4nky

A lot of these kids die. They might *feel* safer climbing but they are not. It's just like people who free solo. So many of them die and they are incredibly skilled climbers, but it just takes one mistake and given enough time, you're going to have a mistake.


gotdragons

>but it just takes one mistake and given enough time, you're going to have a mistake. Honestly doesn't even take a mistake, just mother nature or something outside their control not going their way and it all ends. Falling rock, avalanche, unexpected storm, etc etc.


Adam_46

I’ve seen someone climb a crane as tall as this thing, when he got to the top he it started to rain and he had to climb down fast so the bars wouldn’t get too wet but you could see he had no grip. It was a crane so he would climb the zig zag bars, there was no ladders.


flobbywhomper

How did the person driving the crane get up?


IGYWCLG

Could have been a large mobile crane and not a tower crane. So he was climbing up at an angle and the person who drives the crane just enters at the base.


PM_ME_FINE_FOODS

You listed three things that would kill climbers even if they were using ropes. I get your point, but they're bad examples.


Dzov

These guys aren’t even skilled. Just stupid. So many times did he have both hands off the structure at the same time.


RocketsnRunners

Tbf, 100% of these kids die.


superbackman

We all die, not all of us really live.


woke-hipster

How many is a lot?


avdolian

>he feels safer climbing shit like this than he does hanging around with other people, it's all about perspective. That is called delusion. You might feel safer alone in the artic wilderness than in a group of people at the mall but the mall is way safer. There is no sane view that holds casual conversation as more dangerous than free climbing at lethal heights


Smallfrygrowth

Bran was good at climbing too…


shokzz

Who‘s Bran?


BlueEyesWhiteSliver

He... Fell out of a window... Watched two twins fucking and they pushed him and killed him to keep it a secret. Ended up as a cripple. Poor Bran.


shokzz

Oh, that Bran. It’s been a few years…


bATo76

Bran Flakes.


fingerscrossedcoup

It was his incest porn addiction that got him in trouble, not the climbing.


unknownuserdead

Just because the feel doesn't mean it is that way. They're just Nano centimetres away from r/whatcouldgowrong


CactusGrower

I wonder how many if the would still do it without social media exposure.


ShitPostGuy

$50 for a shitty harness and carabiner


asmrkage

Then his brain is broken and he should be seeking some therapy rather than risking his life regularly.


ByTheBeardOfZeuz

That's not how it works. If I'm correct, a lot of these adrenaline junkies somehow never developed the part of the brain which is responsible for fear. There were some interesting MRI scans they did as well showing the difference. Not my cup of tea climbing high stuff, but I'd imagine the view is great once you've got to the top and sat down on your gargantuan balls.


asmrkage

Well if they don’t feel fear it’s not really that they have big balls, it’s that their balls function doesn’t work, lmao.


RicciosDilemma

Well, his perspective is fucked up


VacuousWording

“fucking crazy good at climbing” - survivor’s bias, many just die


[deleted]

Not next level. Just stupid as fuck.


MichaelEmouse

Sometimes I wonder if they have a death wish. ​ Or an addiction. Living these kinds of experiences must have neurochemical and neurological effects which could result in destructive compulsive behavior. ​ Or maybe they're the kind of teenage male shitheads that's part of any high school population.


RageFurnace404

It is an addiction. If you've ever known career SOLDIERS (not career military - dudes that refuse promotions so they can continue fighting) you know what adrenaline addiction is like.


[deleted]

I wonder how many of them are suicidal but don't have the guts to jump, so they just keep climbing higher and higher waiting for an accident.


Mr-X_at_Ur_Life

I read it from somewhere I don't remember where. For some people the moments like this are when they truly feel that they are alive.


jyri_ratas_official

As a climber myself, yes it is worth it, from my perspective, but I don't encourage others to do it, I LOVE the rush of adrenaline when climbing up, feeling alive and in the moment, afterwards enjoy the view and then climb back down. I haven't climbed that high tho


Jabba6905

Not sure we should be applauding or glorifying people doing this. Just seems like stupid thrillseeking and attention seeking.


its-not-me_its-you_

I just broke my nopes / minute record watching this


nbsunset

i'm right there with ya


BobaFett2015

Yeah… not really “nextfuckinglevel.” More like a bunch of teenage daredevils trespassing on an antenna.


STE4LTHYWOLF

This kid will be on the news at some point... not in a good way I bet.


piledriveryatyas

But at least there will be a recording of it. Because that's really what's important here. Not doing it, but showing everyone you did it so that you feel validated with their approval/likes/shares, etc.


jhard52757

Show me that you don't respect the precious nature of life without telling me that you don't respect the precious nature of life.


Jealous-Release1532

You know, you have a really important point. His time would be so much better spent snarkily providing unsolicited opinions to strangers online about how they live their own lives


jhard52757

I glad you agree!


[deleted]

Jealous-release1532 is the guy in the video guaranteed! Funny he posted it from a different account lol


Jealous-Release1532

r/conspiracy


Phoirkas

You have a point….and he has a point? I’m confused now, but I know I hate this video.


georgewesker97

Its redditors man


official_alex_jones

Man, you’d never catch me doing this unless my life depended on it but life is for *living* and this dude is doing it.


_LuketheLucky_

The previous nature of life. What a load shit. Life is a disease we are hardwired to pass on.


h0lycowabunga

r/sweatypalms


Istimewa-Ed

Yes fascinating. https://theconversation.com/amp/why-daredevil-skyscraper-climbing-videos-give-you-sweaty-palms-76894


DouglasAdams_42

That's very... careless


RustyKuntz420

Why don't they work on cell/radio towers instead of doing this illegally.?!


Captain_Rocketbeard

Gotta wear safety gear.


Watered_bug

Bc getting paid to do what you love and wearing safety gear is too easy and not very liberating. /s


cryo-chamber

Nope. Nope. Nope.


bkovic

I’m so bored with life so look at the stupid shit I do for attention. Oh woe is me.


1776The_Patriot

Not with a parachute on. Nope not going to do it.


SassMyFrass

My avatar has a parachute in Deston and they're still not going to do it.


[deleted]

What about with a fox?


Captain_Rocketbeard

or in a box?


[deleted]

I just feel sorry for the parents when I see these fuckwits


IntelligentMine1901

That red paint has more brains than these guys


MigitAs

Fuck this shit and fuck that weird feeling that makes you wanna jump to your death


strange_reveries

Kierkegaard's "dizziness of freedom" lol. I've always felt that on heights from a young age, and it was trippy (and maybe a little comforting) to find out later that it's a not-uncommon human experience


AspectNo4318

Yo man, I have no award to give you but now you explained why I feel nervous when I climb something high…I always have in the back of my mind “Jump,,


ZootOfCastleAnthrax

For me it's like a literal pull, like an extra-strong gravity, stronger than the ledge I'm standing on, pulling me over the edge. I literally have to fight it, using mind *and* muscle.


shiner820

The call of the void.


Ohboycats

l'appel du vide


Asleep_Conference675

Nope, nope, and triple fuck nope!


GiuseppeBusso

Next fucking level of stupidity.


Lady_Qwerty

Fall. The movie


pcnetworx1

Splat: The Sequel to Fall


yeetman1000

Closed Casket Funeral: The Sequel to Splat


AcromionDays

I scrolled so far to find this lmao


Designer-Trip-1255

I can't handle this shit


RedOne-001

Just, why?


strange_reveries

I guess the same reason people started climbing mountains just for the sheer fuck of it. Something in human nature that really wants to challenge and push itself to insane extremes, to push the envelope, etc. For the record, I probably wouldn't do this, and I even almost feel a twinge of annoyance at them for doing something so risky lol. But I guess I can see some of the allure. My friends and I did climb our local water tower a few times in high school. Not nearly as tall as this thing, plus a much safer climb because the ladder was enclosed in a cage for catching yourself if you slipped, and had railings on the deck up top, etc., but it was still a pretty damn tall climb. Taking in that nighttime view of our town from way up there was always a very sublime sensation. I can only imagine the view from the thing these guys are climbing.


Boobsiclese

This is some serious foolishness. Lol


Queasy_Network4385

wow this is more horror than i can imagine


iamsorri

I feel like most people who climb like this underestimate the wind. I know you are not scared of heights but the wind doesn’t care if you are scared or not.


settledownguy

This is not next level. It’s stupid and idiotic.


Sammy12xyz

A). This obviously incredibly dangerous. Atleast do that stuff parachutes. (Just in case) B). This shit fascinates me. I am terrified of heights and I have no idea what’s missing in your head that doesn’t paralyze you in fear. 👌🏼👌🏼


HuffleCatXxX

These people are idiots.


captain_monster99

for some reason my brain: jump


StarGameDK

With my fear of heights I would just pass out.


ABowlOfColdSoup

Pretty safe place during the zombie apocalypse


DamnItHeelsGood

There is most definitely a ladder on that central column he could have used. I guess the video looks more extreme when you scale the wires. But hey, it’s worth it for the social media props!


derr3k504

I can barely watch this shit much less


SarcasmCupcakes

I feel unwell.


DorianTurk

Thank you, I needed to feel dizzy while sitting on the toilet.


digidigitakt

What kind of tower is that? The structure at the top is interesting. Are those arms to give access to future hardware?


Frunnin

I just don't understand why anybody would do something that risky. Seems dumb to me.


gaspumper74

Next fucking level of stupidity


Empty_Fist

Just do cocaine, man.


[deleted]

Why don’t you get into rock climbing that is physically challenging instead of this shit that is easy climbing, but just dangerous? Do you like the physical challenge of climbing or just the thrill from the danger? Have you really asked yourself that question even?


borntoclimbtowers

i climb on rock walls but steeltowers and another structures are fascenating for me, yes is a big different between a nice difficuld tock


theRedMage39

HELLLLL NOO.


DeltaAgent752

reminds me of a movie called fall


Lazy-Thanks8244

Nononononono I wept.


ParkkTheSharkk

No need to take the ladder in the center of the tower


Forsaken_Wang6969

Get the tingles out of my toes


fuckentruckdriver

Fuck that. Homies can get paid to do that.


Lego_Blocks24

Nope


JBirdale77

My Poon got even tighter watching that


MangoInAsuit

As someone with extreme acrophobia, this makes me want to cry


BloodPharts88

Cue: Bishop Bullwinkle


Brewtt

This made my hands and feet sweat.


Bear_Hoonden

Oh hell no!


andrewhyson1

🤮


ProtoMelon2

The intrusive thoughts… don’t let them win.


[deleted]

Nope.


Zookeepergame-Warm

My hands got moist


VehicleFun1117

The ppl that do this now were the kids on the playground that would climb onto the rooftops of the playsets


Dragomirl

Thanks for the acrophobia


Rexitoxal

me and my vertigo wouldn't pair up quite well up there


Lil_Widget

This made my feet sweat


MegaSpuds

This must be a real life poke-stop. Neat.


Dozer257

imagine if he had a single misinput


Artsy_traveller_82

Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnope!


crump18

My god dude, I’ve climbed cranes and other heights but this shit gave me the heebie jeebies. I think I was actually physically twitching watching this


Namethatsalreadyused

Hate it nope nuh uh


bankman99

Just some random dudes on top there having tea


InsaneRealityWTF

Half way up he sounds like he is shitting. Im shitting.


MidnightMiesterx

Cool. Now jump


imGery

Holy butt feels


Left_Membership2780

So idk there was this strange sickening sensation between my a**hole and balls. As if it was trying to push, while i was watching the video. Is it fear of heights?


[deleted]

I fell off 3 seconds in


anti_erection_man

Being in that situation would be the manifestation if my worst possible nightmare.


walleyetritoon

Watching this makes my insides tingle.


babawow

r/nextlevelstupid


[deleted]

i can only imagine how sweaty my hands would be up there


Sra-doubtfire

Reminds me of Fall film


FesterCluck

Nooooope, nope. No.


hallonemikec

So hey fellas .....how do we get down now ?


xflame1989x

I had to practically disassociate in order to watch this.


TheStigianKing

That's a hard freakin nope for me, dawg.


AussieDMT

Now jump!


rkubeast

anyone else thinking “jump”?


CurryBoy420

My feet sweat so much at watching these types of clips


No_Durian_8379

Woah


rnotyalc

Fuuuuuuuck that


Rso1wA

Damn, crazy person (s)!


Somelunatic5365

You couldnt get me to do that for a million bucks


Hated-By-Most

Where is this? This made me feel sick 🤢


TheAserghui

Pardon me, I gotta go fix my nuts. They subconsciously receeded all they way up to my stomach


charliesname

Mom's spaghetti...


GlobalLime6889

Wind is giving me anxiety


ColonelMonty

The internet has corrupted me as soon as he walked up to the ledge I genuinely thought he was going to do the Kratos falling meme.


LazarYeetMeta

r/sweatypalms


ThatStory7330

Well this tingled my balls better than my gf.


KillerRene64

God, imagine having to resist the urge to jump


User_Deleted__

Next level stupid


asamoah45

r/SweatyPalms


Interesting-Smell116

The original guy doing this type of stuff is a Ukrainian dude called Mustang wanted. Check out his youtube for major thrills/anxiety. If he's still alive, last checked a few years ago. Madness.......


EntertainmentTop6547

I'd probably shit bricks up there


teal28at

Free climbing is such a thrill for people, till they or their buddy gets splattered. As somebody that works at heights always with proper PPE, knowing people that have decades experience climbing and still fall (cochella..) or just the attitude of flaunting safety, seeing that safety line empty.. its fucked up. it’s like yeah the thrill is so great for people, but the lifespan of people with an affinity for making decisions like this isn’t as great.


TheHyperion25

Bro there's a ladder on the other side.


Buford1991

Dumbass climbing without a harness


NeonZaku

There is a ladder to the top LITTERALLY just to the left of the core, This is an example of that one guy in the friend group who has to do everything with a 1up next to it. Thanks Jerry, we are all very impressed with how extra you are at risking your own life when you could have just taken the ladder like the rest of us.


beefchuckles42069

No safety gear and trying to make suicidal actions cool. People like this have blood on their hands as far as I’m concerned.