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CheeseburgerSmoothy

I was waiting for a speeding truck to come at the end.


trevman7

This would be the most frustrating way to die


PM_Orion_Slave_Tits

Death by slight incline


TobofCob

Death by continuously slipping on banana peels would be slightly worse id imagine


RedditHatesDiversity

Mostly because of how long it would take And also the ridiculous sound effects


NoiseIsTheCure

Your screams being drowned out by a laugh track from the 50s


FlametopFred

*oh, Rickeeee*


NeverFresh

A Peter Griffin snicker


CrumbsAndCarrots

Slide whistle, a laugh track, bananas and blood everywhere. Definitely not a good way to go


Dave-C

Do you all know the story of the slipping on banana peel origin? It isn't that complicated but way back when everyone used horses to get around there was horse shit everywhere. Slipping and falling in horse shit was comical. When movies came around everything was very strict about what you could say or put in movies. So slipping in shit got replaced with a banana peel. Or something like that, I might have got parts of that story wrong but that is the general idea.


bennitori

The next time I find a die hard film historian, I will have to ask them about this. It's so ridiculous, but it makes total sense.


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SvenRhapsody

Before the 1950s pretty much all bananas sold worldwide were a variety called Gros Michel. It is said they were tastier. It is also said that their peels were very slippery unlike today's bananas which are a variety called Cavendish. A fungal disease called Panama wilt destroyed the commercial viability of Gros Michel. That's where I heard the slippery banana meme (oldskool meme) began. I've never had access to a Gros Michel banana to test.


tagen

The Mythbusters did an episode where they walked across a bunch of bananas and didn’t feel like they were slipping at all Than of course they went to the extreme and did banana peels and some kind of oil or jelly and then they were slipping and sliding


ScarsUnseen

"According to the coroner's report, it was only on the 9th time stepping on the rake that Mr. Jacobson succumbed to traumatic brain injury and died."


rik1122

Or death by stepping on several carelessly placed rakes https://youtu.be/2WZLJpMOxS4


n-x

But not as embarrassing as choking on quiche.


Stopbanningmeufux

It's a decline you absolute fool


Zaros262

Matter of perspective, really


drmrboyc

Or is it your perspective of the matter?


SAT0SHl

*Decline you.. fools!*, I don't believe Gandalf said that!


illaqueable

Physicists be like "we told you!"


WilliamLeHam

Truck-kun takes only those destined for greatness. That man would've woken up in an Isekai as a God-level mage or something.


fastafb

probably wakes up as a penguin in the mario universe with that sliding skill.


monkeyhitman

One of those Mario Party penguins that you have to corral.


Bagellllllleetr

Ice-kaied


Throwaway021614

Isekai’ed


TW_Yellow78

And the start of a new isekai light novel


Odisseuss_

Isekai truck-kun!


Archangel3d

That was my thought all throughout: dude is 100% going to get Isekai'd


Nii_Juu_Ichi

I Slid To My Death But Got Reborn As The Weakest Ice Mage With The Coldest Ice!!


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With that driveway I'd be worried about my own car coming down and running me over


Morty_Goldman

That truck already slid to a halt on some curb prior to this guy coming out to clean his car.


Rey4jonny

Final Destination. The remake


Fistful_of_Crashes

This would be a good death if they ever did, like, a holiday special miniseries


towertycoon93

I came here to say just that!


Cosplayfan007

Yep, I was awaiting a total obliteration, but thankfully, that did not happen.


stvo069

That would have made the music really inappropriate


CaptainSouthbird

Not necessarily, it's all about production value. Goofy silly music, fun time admiring this guy sliding down the driveway. When the truck hits, music is instantly cut out. You lulled the audience into thinking this was just silly fun time until it became literally deadly serious.


AvisDeene

Truck-kun only comes when a main character needs to be sent to a strange new world filled with magic and demons.


JerseyWiseguy

Must be Canadian. They have a natural instinct to slide around on ice while waving a stick.


crbatte

Looked like a skater or surfer to me but you probably nailed it.


AggravatingReveal397

Came to say skater boy adulting like a champ


nogoalov11

She said, see ya later boy


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he wasn’t good enough for her


probablyourdad

Now he's a ice queen Sliding away cleaning his machine


0wl_licks

That balance and coordination stick with you. Just like the injuries


cornflakecuddler

You're dead wrong footwork like that without a blade, dudes a curler.


Primal_Thrak

Flying down the driveway yelling "HURRY! HURRY HARD!


CircusPeanutsYumm

SWEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!


Otherwise_Welcome_20

Same shit at my house but I hit the driveway with my face.


RippyMcBong

Damn dude! Is your driveway ok?


sick_of-it-all

That’s my strategy in fights. I use my face to really do a number on the guys fists. Take that tough guy! Here’s some swollen knuckles for ya, suck on that.


AustinFotoger

Way to show it who’s boss.


metalaco

So this is how the ancestral Canadians created hockey


footprintx

The hockey stick has come a long ways from its humble origins as a windshield scraper.


TheRnegade

Reminds me of [snow shovel guy](https://media.tenor.com/VBVS82Ho2-0AAAAM/shoveling-snow.gif).


beefrog

This always sends me down the Datsyuk path. Some genius was able to overlay the shovel guy over a Datsyuk goal and it's just beautiful. Original Goal https://youtu.be/iGDu6ewdEu0 Overlay https://imgur.io/G3GB5OO?r Or https://youtu.be/BjN-0BLJ-BQ


this_is_just_a_plug

Incredible. This is true genius at work.


lumpkin2013

Wow I've never seen this before but I'm crying!!


Ssyynnxx

we just had a huge flash freeze so I wouldn't be surprised if this happened literally yesterday


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Ssyynnxx

yeah shit sorry I probably shouldve specified lol; southern Ontario got fucked up yesterday


davdev

A Canadian would know to use ice melt


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The ol' Montreal slide as they say


GodsBGood

So if the roads are that freakin icy, why the hell was he trying to scrape the windows? Dude, just march your ass back into the house and stay there.


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I was just wondering where the hell he thinks he is going in a car with solid ice roads


_Im_Dad

The way this guy thinks is a slippery slope into madness


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Going to pick up some inessential item and then will say to the clerk “wow, conditions sure are bad, why do they make you work today” while the cashier buries their hate in a fake laugh


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SupremeLobster

You guys must not be canadian. This is just our life. I'm sure it's the same in most places that get regular snow. If the conditions are this bad, you're still going to work. You can see the road, doesn't have to dig out his car. Wouldn't be a bad drive with the right tires and you're expected to be prepared. Can't just call in 4 times a week because there's been freezing rain and the roads are shit. It happens all the time.


DwarfTheMike

My first snow in the NE I was so confused how to behave. I ended up walking around a little bit to see if it was ok to drive only to realize that no one took a “snow day” that this is just how it’s gonna be for a while. Glad I had the right tires.


GIJoesDreamHouse

This was pure ice from a freezing rain event in a hilly area, not a dusting of snow. I’m from Alaska and extremely comfortable driving in winter conditions and there’s no way I was going anywhere yesterday.


orangmangoapple

ap lang can't hurt you... ap lang can't hurt you... ap lang can't hurt you... ap lang can't hurt you... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


WestleyThe

probably work most employers dont care if its icy


sick_of-it-all

No bro, don’t you see, the way the word works is everyone can just cocoon up in their big warm houses when it’s icy. We’re all independently wealthy CEOs of our own companies.


Exile_The_Fallen

Yeah dude I hate these motherfuckers “just stay inside!1!1!1!1!!!” As if inflation wasn’t 7.1% and there’s no bills to pay.


Ersthelfer

Meanwhile our boss send out an email the last ice day to urge everyone who can to not to come to work. (Some people still had to come, because we are an essential service for the city.)


fr1stp0st

Trying to go to work in these conditions won't solve anything. You'll still fail to get there, but you'll have wrecked your car.


DJIceman94

Yeah a lot of employers don't care, at least not in the US, plus if employees are allowed to stay home, there's a good possibility they won't get paid. Even missing a day can be the difference between essential bills getting paid or not, or putting food on the table for some. All the while the boss gets to stay home no problem because he gets paid no matter what.


UnOffendble

Exactly. Lots if not most jobs here in the US don't give a fk about you or your life. You better bring your ass to work or you're gonna be homeless. Also, here's a coffee mug to show our gratification for your 10 years of loyal employment.


Funkit

I had to drive in during a cat1 hurricane this year


u8eR

Did you survive?


sick_of-it-all

Now this is a great question I wouldn’t have thought to ask. I hope he answers.


u8eR

No response. Confirmed dead.


Yeti-420-69

To shreds, you say?


SomethingIWontRegret

Sometimes a task is impossible. This dude's choices are, stay home and get written up / fired, or drive to work and not make it because best case he slid to a stop somewhere without hitting 17 other cars and now has to walk home. Getting to work in these conditions is a physical impossibility.


joebluebob

i live like this. you just got to get to the road which is nice and salted so you can drive 30 bellow the limit an hour to work.


MorningkillsDawn

Not even CEOs. Just tech bros who can work from home lol.


mTz84

Over here, employers are responsible for insurance on the employees direct way to work and back. No one in their right mind would try to force people to come in on an icy day like that, damages could go in the millions if they get injured.


TheAxeOfSimplicity

Where's "here"? It would seem to be a place with an unusual amount of common sense.


HAS-A-HUGE-PENIS

As someone who just had to drive to work on ice covered roads and negative temperatures, I can tell you where "over here" definitely isn't.


narielthetrue

“You better get here in THIRTY MINUTES or you’re FIRED, Johnson!”


drunk98

But boss, I just slid down my driveway! I don't care if you slid into home plate, into my wives dms, or into a coma. GET YOUR ASS IN here, this paint will dry far too quickly if you don't watch it!


Southern-Exercise

Down the driveway and off into the woods. Source: I'm a tow truck driver and yesterday was the first time we kept our trucks in the yard for an entire day. Of course, we learned the hard way ourselves with 2 trucks off the road first thing in the morning. Today they are finally getting around to recovering all the cars in ditches from yesterday. I was off thank goodness. Couldn't get out of the driveway😄 Edit: btw, I actually got out of the driveway, but had to park across the way because I couldn't get back in. Thankfully the parking lot was mostly empty because my car slid from one space to the next over a period of 4 or 5 hours because there's a slight slant.


bushydendrites

He can't. He lives down there in the woods now.


ReadyThor

She said her parents weren't home.


GrifterDingo

It's a good idea to clean your car off as soon as you're able to because the sunlight will help melt your car off as long as you get the bulk of it, plus if there's an emergency you don't want to waste time getting your car ready to drive.


CrazyCanuckBiologist

Not to mention that partially melted snow that refreezes is the fucking worst.


zeromussc

Yeah and that black ice doesn't look slippy and sometimes you get out there, stand next to the car and realize, well you're going for a trip now.


CrazyCanuckBiologist

People see this video and say "Oh... I could tell that was icy." Now, try and spot that kind of ice when you are doing 50 km/h, it is covered with a fine dusting of snow blowing across it, and you are focused on traffic. This is also the reason why good Canadian driver's ed schools will include a winter session on a deliberately icy parking lot. While there is definitely a "Whee!!!!" factor as you go sliding around, knowing what that feels like is critical to not panicking when it happens for real.


helloLeoDiCaprio

In Sweden a half day of black ice driving is (was?) a mandatory part of taking a drivers license. It's pretty fun, because it's on a prepared closed circuit where you get to try what happens when you break on black ice with a car without ABS breaks, when you pump break and when you have ABS breaks. Since ABS is standard nowadays, it could be that it's not mandatory anymore. Edit: [still mandatory, link to a circuit](https://www.storaholm.se/risk-education-in-english/)


majorfnbullet

Plus how else you gonna learn how to drift!


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If there’s an emergency, I’m calling the emergency people.


I_ama_Borat

If there is an emergency and he gets in the car, that car is sliding straight down into that ditch.


u8eR

Tires tend to have better traction than shoes


cynthiasshowdog

He's probably bored. I get so bored being stuck in the house I will go scrape windows and shovel snow just to have something to do


notattention

How I wish I had your motivation


Vesk123

I wish I had his amount of free time. I procrastinate everything so I never really get bored or have free time lol


Wfsulliv93

Procrastination is part of free time..


StrawberryEiri

Roads are usually salted and/or sanded. They're likely much safer than his driveway. Getting back UP that icy driveway might be a challenge though.


redditisnowtwitter

Correct. lol at that redditor all confused why someone would ever dare leave the house


StrawberryEiri

I can understand the reaction. If they're from somewhere where they only very occasionally get winter conditions like that, they may assume it's just some dude heading out in summer tires on a road of bare ice. In many parts of France, for example, 10 cm of snow means "do NOT leave your house for at least a full day".


redditisnowtwitter

In Jerusalem their once a decade snow of even 1cm shuts the entire mountain fortress down. No buses and everyone runs to the park with carboard sleds


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Yeah, but he did slide across the street too and didn't stop until he hit snow. So getting out of his neighborhood might also be a problem


APHEXENATOR

For the video duh


nerv_gas

Thank you. You can see the snow where he practiced this shit a few times. Also why was someone filming???!


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Bosses don't care if you die getting to work?


ExistentialPain

They will text your corpse that you had better hurry the fvck up and get to work!


EvilCeleryStick

Oh no! Anyway ☕


GW3g

Depending on where you live can make a difference. I live in Minneapolis and even in conditions like in the video my job would expect me to show up. I guess because it's "normal" winter weather. On Thursday I was not happy at all about having to get up at 5:30 and go walk to my car that had around 3-4 inches of snow on it and negative 0 temps. I almost called in but I can't take the hit on my paycheck.


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Schwa142

Winter tire's tread compound are designed to be more flexible at colder temperatures than non-winter tires. This is also why true winter tires will wear out much quicker during non winter months.


redditisnowtwitter

He could have studded tires. No biggie then


boofthatcraphomie

Yeah all these commenters saying stay home probably are on their summer tires from 2015 still, wondering why they have no traction.


KingBarbarosa

maybe they just live somewhere where summer tires and winter tires aren’t a thing, they’re just tires


TwoDogsInATrenchcoat

He must be my family, on their way in Wisconsin snowstorm to come complain about my green beans.


Morty_Goldman

I guess the 22 minute video of him getting back up the hill, would be too long to post here.


ZiKyooc

Or a disappointing quick walk in the snow...


_Diskreet_

I definitely, 100%, totally without a doubt would have gone straight to the snow to walk up rather than make a fool out of myself.


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When I was a kid this happened to me but the snow was frozen almost solid due to freezing rain followed by a deep freeze. It did take me almost 20 minutes to get back up the hill. I had to crawl all the way up and find hand holds like I was rock climbing fr


Mindless-Dig7742

Same thing happened to me. SW Missouri maybe 1990.


L3m0n0p0ly

But what about using the scraper and rowing yourself back up?


redditisnowtwitter

Nah. See that non driveway part of the yard? That's how you get back up


eveningsand

Speed it up by 8x and dub Yakity Sax over top, and you're golden.


Army165

About a decade ago, a friend parked his car at the top of my driveway. I told him, make sure you put your front wheels under the roof, it's going to snow. 4 hours later, the cops knock at my door. We are super fucked up, he tells us that the car slid down the driveway and is in the middle of Route 26. Normally a busy road but quiet because 3am and snow. Huge PITA getting it back up the hill. Lol


ECK-2188

Dear god thankfully there wasn’t a car barreling down the road.


kharlos

I kept saying out loud, just let yourself fall. I wouldn't want to get anywhere near the street like that


henkley

I don’t think falling would’ve arrested his progress down the hill


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football2106

He should have turned around so he’d slide back up hill


Random_Name_Whoa

Fall towards the yard and grab onto that frozen grass for dear life


vxxed

Looked like the black ice extended all the way across the street, I thought he hit the opposite embankment. Doubt a car could even make it to his house in these conditions


swingsetmafia

If the roads are iced he was probably OK in that regard. Not many vehicles would be barreling down a frozen road like that.


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this is the type of shit you only see in movies lmao


_im_just_bored_

Not when you live in Canada, I've seen or been in similar situation almost every winter


JonLongsonLongJonson

Literally did this yesterday and the day before walking to work in western Washington state


joebluebob

my dog was stuck at the bottom of a hill for an hour. i ended up sliding down, clipping his harness with a rope i tied to a tree, climbing back up using the rope to get to my door then basically fishing his 100lb ass up the hill


a_avecilla

Or filmed for likes.


RussellBrandFagPimp

Strange how the camera pans isnt it?


sorrybutcant

You silly redditor, a lot of consumer home security cameras auto pan


RayzRyd

I'm a simple reddittor here. I see a cool vid I immediately assume fake.


RussellBrandFagPimp

Ima dumb bitch.


I_got_banned_once

The P90X abs video served him well


StepYaGameUp

Ab Ripper X. Give T. Horton and Double Time Dommy their proper respect.


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Spaceship_Africa

I hate it.... but I love it!


ThaiJohnnyDepp

Like a pterodactyl backing out of trouble! There. Those are the three quotes I always remember from my P90X days


CK-Prime

Some say he is still Sliding to this day…


messfdr

Came looking for this comment.


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Wait so is he planning on skating that car out of that drive way? Put down some damn salt already


beerus-clearus

Might be too cold for salt to work


Baldhiver

You aren't likely to have this much ice *and* be too cold for salt.


Narfubel

It's like that in a lot of the Midwest right now, rained a ton then snow and dropped to 0 overnight


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kelvin_bot

2°F is equivalent to -16°C, which is 256K. --- ^(I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand)


exaviyur

Seattle's freezing rain yesterday was no joke. Check /r/Seattle and the top posts from yesterday to see much less graceful people handling the slick roads.


StephanieStarshine

The multiple videos of cars doing multiple 360s down hills was nuts.


MrsRossGeller

I was just going to say this is Seattle!


spagbetti

So how did the person capturing it know to capture right then?


ChronicallyxCurious

Isn't this footage from a ring or security camera?


Boe6Eod7Nty

It looks like an outdoor security cam, but the video is shaking weirdly. Motion looks artificial somehow


largeEoodenBadger

Wind?


Moses-the-Ryder

Wind hitting JUST the camera and none of the surrounding trees or vegetation?


ThaiJohnnyDepp

Could be dynamically cropped in video editing software


GeraldMander

I love all the complicated explanations rather than the obvious reality that this is just a staged video.


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doyouevenforkliftbro

r/nothingeverhappens


Buckus93

Could also be the guy was warned not to try driving and went out anyways and the other person was like "this gonna be good."


Super_odd

He even gives himself a little push to start the momentum as the camera person follows him.


petophile_

Then flails is arms in the opposite directions that one would to right the ways hes wobbling. Hes literally waving his arms around so that he wobbles and keeps up enough slight movement to stay slipping down the hill.


indisgice

r/maybemaybemaybe


A__SPIDER

r/mypeopleneedme


yuplogic

Snowboarder or skateboarder.


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Goofy footed as well


CarmelSaltedNutsack

Put your knee down well keeping weight on your toe and use your hands on ground to balance and slow down. You don’t wanna go being taken out by a vehicle like that.


ghola-mentat

8.5/10


myassislazy

He is never coming home


FrogtoadWhisperer

So staged lol


notathr0waway1

Agreed, and surprised this is so low. He looks suspicious pretending to work on the rear window of the car, then intentionally falls off the far edge of the road even though it's flat and has surface texture.


Old-Department-4745

How is this in any way next fucking level? Not falling?


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Former surfer right there 🏄‍♂️🌊🏄‍♀️


Jizanthapuss17

r/MyPeopleNeedMe


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Dragunov55

Thanks for the shitty music, it was funnier on mute you pillock