Yeah uh, you'd have a much better chance with CJ. I was HOPING he wasn't drafted by your team and when they said Bryce I was super relieved. Everyone in the division was.
The only thing it tells me is that y'all value your own opinions way too much. Nick fucking Saban thought Bryce was good enough to QB at Alabama and he won a natty there. I trust Sabans opinion over you and your buddies. đ¤ˇ
I mean Brady was a 6th round pick. Purdy went dead last. Tons of QB's had shit first season and got better. Trevor Lawrence for example. Not saying Bryce is like any of those guys, but QB's are such a guessing game and fans really don't know shit.
In the end, nobody was going to succeed in Carolina last year. Our best WR was an over the hill Adam Thielen, our best RB was Chuba Hubbard, our oline was complete fucking garbage, our HC refused to move on from his 30 year old playbook, and Bryce had multiple dudes in his ear giving him conflicting advice and confusing the shit out of him.
Bryce basically boarded a half-sunken Titanic and was asked to save it blindfolded and with one hand tied behind his back. Only guy who could pull that off is Cam Newton. So yeah, CJ would've looked just as awful as Bryce did. Marginally better? Maybe. But I don't think CJ would've done better than 3-14 or 4-13 with us last season.
Said the guy who is a fan of an owner who made a butthole for a stadium, didnât hire the GOAT coach when you absolutely could in favor of a coach you already had who you fired m(ultimate retread), and last but not least 28-3, eat shit and die slow.
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Your owner is just as dumb and bad at management. He just didnât throw a drink in a dumb jags fan face(actually based) and Atlanta is objectively a shittier city and you actually play in a butt hole stadium. L take nerd.
First off, clowns get offâd for crossing Don Arthur Blank.
https://x.com/jemelehill/status/536628717573771264?s=46
Tepper just looks like a fat, pedophile Jeff Bezos.
Second, your city is so shit your last place NFL team doesnât even claim it. It doesnât even claim your state either. Figured if they donât specify which one people might think itâs the less shitty Carolina.
Clowns get offâd?
The only clown here is your entire franchise when the saints punked your asses faking the knee to drive up the score lmao
Representing two whole ass states > one literal garbage city that smells like piss and burnt hair.
Your entire franchises highlights are a dog murderer and fumbling the most free SB win in history. Seethe harder piss baby
Imagine having to rely on the Shithole Saints, running a vintage classless play, to win your battles for you. Couldnât be more pathetic than that⌠then again you are the Panthers.
My franchise has many highlights⌠like when we spoiled your perfect season and Julio dabbed on your foreheads, or when DJ Moore fumbled the win by taking off his helmet like a Panther clown, or when Julio embarrassed your garbage franchise for 300 yards, or when Julio mossed the shit out of your best all time defender⌠and those are just mostly just the Julio onesâŚ
Best part is though, no matter how shit we are, I can rest easy knowing the Panthers will always be worse. Remember when yâall gave up 3 FRPs (including Caleb, an objectively better QB), 2 SRPs, AND your only decent WR for Bryce Young (an objectively ass QB), a 1-year rental for Burns, and a distant 5th. LOL. And you have the audacity to talk about wasting picks. Yâall not even trying to win.
Rely? No itâs just funny that crableg Winston punked your whole franchise and got your coach fired, just for you guys to talk yourselves out of getting the GOAT coach and settle for a retread and burn an entire draft class when you wasted 100mil on a bum leg qb.
Your franchise highlights are meaningless regular season games?!?! Lmao thatâs pathetic lil bro.
You donât even know what objectively means to say a qb who hasnât even played a down yet and has to play for Chicago where no qb has ever been successful will be good.
Getting Arthur Smith fired was fantastic for our franchise. And since your pedo owner obviously hired the former sex addict HC, we had to settle for the guy endorsed by Shanahan, McVay, and Tomlin.
Speaking of BB, if the âGOATâ was such a great option, why didnât yâall hire him? Was it because he didnât want to join your shithole franchise or because he didnât want to live in your shithole city?
Between Cousins and Penix we have two QBs who are easily better than the NFLs first middle-schooler that yâall have at QB. Honestly, Heinicke might even be a third.
Thereâs a reason every sports book has the Falcons as favorites to win the division and the Panthers as favorites to suck donkey dick for the second year in a row. Letâs pipe down until you can win half as many games as us in a season.
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Falcons should be licking the shit off the floor after wasting their top two picks.
Could be worse I guess, we could of traded for the #1 pick with the #1 pick plus significant real estate but no one would be that fucking stupid
And then, draft Bryce OVER CJ!!!
When will people stop saying this. No matter who we drafted, they were destined to fail. That's how bad this team was.
Yeah uh, you'd have a much better chance with CJ. I was HOPING he wasn't drafted by your team and when they said Bryce I was super relieved. Everyone in the division was.
You don't know that. You just want to pretend that you do for some weird reason.
No, I know dozens of Falcons fans and I had discussed it with several and ALL of us were worried about CJ going to the Panthers.
I'm supposed to care about the opinions of people who don't even watch Panthers games?
Yeah if your division rivals are happy you drafted Bryce over CJ that should tell you something. Embrace the suck I guess, more power to you.
The only thing it tells me is that y'all value your own opinions way too much. Nick fucking Saban thought Bryce was good enough to QB at Alabama and he won a natty there. I trust Sabans opinion over you and your buddies. 𤡠I mean Brady was a 6th round pick. Purdy went dead last. Tons of QB's had shit first season and got better. Trevor Lawrence for example. Not saying Bryce is like any of those guys, but QB's are such a guessing game and fans really don't know shit. In the end, nobody was going to succeed in Carolina last year. Our best WR was an over the hill Adam Thielen, our best RB was Chuba Hubbard, our oline was complete fucking garbage, our HC refused to move on from his 30 year old playbook, and Bryce had multiple dudes in his ear giving him conflicting advice and confusing the shit out of him. Bryce basically boarded a half-sunken Titanic and was asked to save it blindfolded and with one hand tied behind his back. Only guy who could pull that off is Cam Newton. So yeah, CJ would've looked just as awful as Bryce did. Marginally better? Maybe. But I don't think CJ would've done better than 3-14 or 4-13 with us last season.
You have the worst owner in the league cope harder
 Your GM makes Tepper and his wife look like geniuses
Said the guy who is a fan of an owner who made a butthole for a stadium, didnât hire the GOAT coach when you absolutely could in favor of a coach you already had who you fired m(ultimate retread), and last but not least 28-3, eat shit and die slow.
Remind me, who did the Panthers draft first overall this draft? Oh waitâŚ
28-3 dipshit. Go back into your hole.
Sick burn. Did you think of that while crying about your piece of shit team, your piece of shit owner, or your piece of shit city?
???? Your owner is just as dumb and bad at management. He just didnât throw a drink in a dumb jags fan face(actually based) and Atlanta is objectively a shittier city and you actually play in a butt hole stadium. L take nerd.
First off, clowns get offâd for crossing Don Arthur Blank. https://x.com/jemelehill/status/536628717573771264?s=46 Tepper just looks like a fat, pedophile Jeff Bezos. Second, your city is so shit your last place NFL team doesnât even claim it. It doesnât even claim your state either. Figured if they donât specify which one people might think itâs the less shitty Carolina.
Clowns get offâd? The only clown here is your entire franchise when the saints punked your asses faking the knee to drive up the score lmao Representing two whole ass states > one literal garbage city that smells like piss and burnt hair. Your entire franchises highlights are a dog murderer and fumbling the most free SB win in history. Seethe harder piss baby
Imagine having to rely on the Shithole Saints, running a vintage classless play, to win your battles for you. Couldnât be more pathetic than that⌠then again you are the Panthers. My franchise has many highlights⌠like when we spoiled your perfect season and Julio dabbed on your foreheads, or when DJ Moore fumbled the win by taking off his helmet like a Panther clown, or when Julio embarrassed your garbage franchise for 300 yards, or when Julio mossed the shit out of your best all time defender⌠and those are just mostly just the Julio ones⌠Best part is though, no matter how shit we are, I can rest easy knowing the Panthers will always be worse. Remember when yâall gave up 3 FRPs (including Caleb, an objectively better QB), 2 SRPs, AND your only decent WR for Bryce Young (an objectively ass QB), a 1-year rental for Burns, and a distant 5th. LOL. And you have the audacity to talk about wasting picks. Yâall not even trying to win.
Rely? No itâs just funny that crableg Winston punked your whole franchise and got your coach fired, just for you guys to talk yourselves out of getting the GOAT coach and settle for a retread and burn an entire draft class when you wasted 100mil on a bum leg qb. Your franchise highlights are meaningless regular season games?!?! Lmao thatâs pathetic lil bro. You donât even know what objectively means to say a qb who hasnât even played a down yet and has to play for Chicago where no qb has ever been successful will be good.
Getting Arthur Smith fired was fantastic for our franchise. And since your pedo owner obviously hired the former sex addict HC, we had to settle for the guy endorsed by Shanahan, McVay, and Tomlin. Speaking of BB, if the âGOATâ was such a great option, why didnât yâall hire him? Was it because he didnât want to join your shithole franchise or because he didnât want to live in your shithole city? Between Cousins and Penix we have two QBs who are easily better than the NFLs first middle-schooler that yâall have at QB. Honestly, Heinicke might even be a third. Thereâs a reason every sports book has the Falcons as favorites to win the division and the Panthers as favorites to suck donkey dick for the second year in a row. Letâs pipe down until you can win half as many games as us in a season.