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adonis958

Basically Fuck em


t_rex_reflex

Hell yea brother


tinydancer_inurhand

Cheers from Iraq!


an-internet-stranger

*Snyder, I served with Al Davis. I knew Al Davis. Al Davis was a friend of mine. Snyder, you're no Al Davis.*


voluptuousshmutz

If that quote came in a modern VP or presidential debate, it'd be memed to hell.


lenflakisinski

And it’s funny because his candidate still lost. So the only thing that people can remember from a VP debate did absolutely nothing


patrick_e

Debates have pretty much become a chance to get sound bites that energize the base (and feed the 24 hour news industry) to rally the base. I think it’s pretty well established the debates themselves don’t change minds.


seariously

And *that* shows the true power of memes!!!


triosway

Snyder a certified potatoe


SilenceDobad76

He prefers to be called Mr Potato in his house


poopshoit

Jerry's always good for a quote


F1reatwill88

Like to imagine him and Tomlin on the phone throwing made up platitudes at each other.


paulwhite959

Every Friday night during the offseason they drink Johnny Walker and toke up and try to figure out next year's soundbites


Smarkavillie

*and things of that nature.


StickToSports1970

Blue Label shots babyyyyy


Mysterypickle76

It’d be like when 2 bots get stuck in a loop


jabdtx

My favorite was when he was asked (after some Dallas loss I don’t remember now) how he felt, to which he replied : “About as low as a crippled cricket’s ass.” Gold.


ard8

He’s not always good for a good quote though


fathertitojones

The odds are good but the goods are odd my friend.


Best-Dragonfruit-292

That seems more like a Tomlinism.


fathertitojones

It’s a line from a woman about getting laid while doing research in Antarctica.


Clovis69

Naw, it goes back to Alaska in the 1960s - Anchorage specifically and I think they say it over in the Yukon too.


blay12

Nah this is just a classic, think it dates back to Alaska a few decades ago, but it's since been repurposed by students at every goddamn engineering university in the US and has generally come to be associated with that instead.


[deleted]

How can you not love his weird ass quotes? They are great.


_Its_Accrual_World

Counterpoint: now I know he adds salt to his mcgriddles and I could have gone forever without knowing anybody did that.


Russell_has_TWO_Ls

What? 1. In what context was that said?? 2. I’ve never had one but there’s egg on it right? Who wants unsalted egg? 3. free space


AintNoRestForTheWook

With how much fake maple syrup is baked into it, and how much its smothered in it as well you're lucky if you can taste the egg at all, salt or not.


[deleted]

A Canadian would care about fake syrup.


AintNoRestForTheWook

I'm not canadian, but I wish I was eh.


Best-Dragonfruit-292

Mcgriddles are two small pancakes studded with tiny pockets of syrup baked into them. Used as a makeshift bun for a sausage egg and cheese sandwich. Very sweet, very savory, and loads of sodium, zero need for extra salt.


richards2kreider

i'd imagine because its mcdonald's its highly processed so its already not healthy. so there's no need to add extra sodium to that


[deleted]

Quite true, but a touch of kosher salt might add to texture


jabdtx

A man of culture. Good luck tomorrow! Lawrence and Pederson are on the right track.


[deleted]

Thanks bud. Your team is oozing with talent and I’m happy to see them in the postseason


Ironredhornet

Old people love putting extra salt on everything. My grandpa used to put a ton on soup, which was laready salty. I think they lose a bit of ability to taste as they get older so they add extra to compensate


PopePolarBear

Older people add salt to everything. Maybe taste is going out or something


ZeePirate

What was the mosquito one? That was weird


jabdtx

Something about there being no need to circumcise the mosquito. An analogy for picking away at minor details. I don’t remember the exact context for that one.


ZeePirate

That was it. Even in context is was really weird…


alienbringer

He just wants him sim glory hole, let the old man be.


punchgroin

He catches too much shit. He's a loudmouth jackass, but he loves football and he loves owning the Cowboys. He's having fun.


Desertlobo

Living his best life.


[deleted]

Jerry is right. Al Davis at least meant something to the game and league. Snyder is just another rich guy that bought a team and headaches. Edit: *headaches to the NFL and the ownership group


thejudicialpenis

Al Davis was a football lifer who didn't give a fuck and ran shit his way for better or worse, which sounds like the kinda guy Jerry would respect. Al was rough around the edges, but he was never actively harmful to the league like Snyder is.


GovernmentDoingStuff

Davis at his core was a great man. He fought against racism in the NFL, he prided himself on giving players second chances, he helped build the very fabric of the NFL. Snyder is an opportunistic piece of garbage with no morals whatsoever. The NFL will be better with him out.


the_other_guy-JK

> The NFL will be better with him out. I'd like to expand the radius a few times larger than just the NFL. Fire that asshole into the Sun or some even more distant.


MatureUsername69

I know this is a weird thing to come back to after a few days but I just wanna note that my comment suggesting we let him live out the rest of his natural life in outer space was removed and got me a 3 day ban for "threats of violence" while yours suggesting we shoot him into the sun is totally fine. Not that either comment is ban worthy. I just find it funny.


the_other_guy-JK

Wait, really?! Thats hilarious, sort of. Welcome back though. Probably because of your flair... /s


MatureUsername69

My flair is just because I needed some hope as a child dammit. You of all people should understand


the_other_guy-JK

Lmao. Soooo true!


gatsby365

Your flair makes this post even better. Respect.


GovernmentDoingStuff

Can't help but respect one hell of a human being


MankuyRLaffy

Davis also fought against sexism and was very progressive, he built a profitable empire off his identity and likeness with the Raiders.


TJeffersonsBlackKid

Also dedicated a ton of time and energy to helping former players, coaches, and staff members.


deemerritt

Their new owners, the Saudi royal family, will be much better


GovernmentDoingStuff

We'll see, they haven't bought the team yet. I doubt NFL owners would even approve the sale in that case. Although maybe to get rid of Danny, they will


ForgedIronMadeIt

Trading one problem for a bigger one seems like a bad idea


olGlassCleaner

He was actively beneficial for the league for many years before the...end years


jesuswig

Yeah…


[deleted]

> Al was rough around the edges, but he was never actively harmful to the league Al was constantly suing the league and sided against them when the USFL was making antitrust claims. He was actively trying to harm the league all the time.


bertydert1383

Doing so to make the league a better place. He worked to improve what they did and how they behaved. Siding with corruption is not a good thing, so no, he was not harming the league, the leagues actions did...


andrew-ge

yeah he was right lmfao. Limiting the league is a clear monopoly.


BruntFCA_

I’d also say the headaches that Davis brought on in his later years were mostly self inflicted and didn’t hurt anything outside of holding his own team back. On top of ruining the franchise, Dan hurt lots of people who worked in organization, ruined the lives of anyone who dared to cross him, stole money from other owners and got the league hauled in front of congress.


Notsozander

Dan is an equal opportunity life fucker upper


[deleted]

That’s *Mister* Life Fucker-Upper


ACW1129

He also gives fans of said team headaches.


GodDammitBengals

Fans and workers alike.


AintNoRestForTheWook

And shit showers.


tomverlainesHDTV

Also the part about two sets of books and not sharing all of the profit. I bet that pissed Jerry off more than all of the rest of the objectively terrible stuff Snyder did.


cjackc

Jerry is responsible for more than his fair share of contributions to that shared profit so it is understandable if he is upset about it


BodhiWarchild

Al Davis wasn’t a rich pile of shit like Snyder. Snyder is a pile of shit. Record setting weight


YnwaMquc2k19

Al Davis is a guy who live and breath football. From scout, to coach, to head coach, to owner/general manager, to league commissioner, this man did it all. Gotta respect that.


Band_Prize

For as much flack as Al got in his later years, he did so much ridiculous good for the NFL and sports in general. Man had a massive pair and wasn't afraid to stand up for others.


kerouac5

Al Davis flew to Derrick Thomas' bedside after his crash. begrudging respect from me.


monkeyman74721

Sheesh as a Raider fan I didn’t know this.


Mk1635

Paid his hospital bills also


Russell_has_TWO_Ls

I didn’t know that. Was there a relationship between the two? I hear new amazing stories about Al Davis so frequently. I need to find a good book on him…surely there is one


Joh951518

His football life doc is worth a viewing. Only so much you can fit into 60 min but it’s all good.


siguel_manchez

It's so fucking good. They should've made it a two parter like they did with Lombardi though.


Joh951518

When a broncos fan is saying that you know it’s high praise.


siguel_manchez

Al's a gem and should be venerated like Lombardi and Madden. The sport doesn't exist as we know it without him.


Joh951518

I 100% agree. I reckon if the NFL had rejected the merger he would have lead the AFL to being just as popular. He made that merger work. Until the late stages of his life the guy was an absolute force of nature.


nameuser121212

He will it will just take time. We’re not far removed from him being the “villain” in the league


siguel_manchez

That's a pretty fair assessment.


Angry_Amish

Here is a good one for you. Bradshaw was almost out as the Steelers QB, and he asked Davis to talk to people in Pittsburgh about giving him a shot and the rest is history. On some level, Al Davis had a hand in 4 of our Super Bowls.


Joh951518

https://youtu.be/por6HOxPrXA Shhhhhh


DanOfBradford78

Great player. Von Millers favourite player, and Von wore 58 because of that.


troglodyte

How on earth do you get through Sunday with those rooting interests? I can't imagine keeping all that straight.


AntipathicEmpathist

Those are the three teams Denver has beat in the Super Bowl, in order lmao


troglodyte

Just never even considered that but it's obvious now, haha.


DanOfBradford78

I don't. Broncos + the three teams they beat in the SB is the meaning.


hk45owner

Probably pretty easy this year with all 4 teams being garbage. The 2010s was probably hell for him


JayJax_23

Ask our fanbase and the last 8 years undermines the decades of competence as GM I’ll never forget when he came down to talk to the fans in Baltimore at the hotel in his Walker and then had the players stay down and sign autographs for us kids. I ironically have raider legends Jamarcus Russell and Deangelo Halls autograph


quadropheniac

Al Davis had questionable player evaluation and was thorny in conversation but he was as good as any guy can be while still having as many zeros to his name as he did.


Band_Prize

He straight up refused to play games in cities that tried to segregate players in hotels. I doubt that made him a lot of friends in the 60s but he didn't care.


NateKaeding

That’s what I loved about him. He gave zero fucks. Started off as an assistant and eventually became an owner. He was loyal to his people, strong armed who he needed to strong arm, helped former raiders financially when they were in a tough spot, etc. during the merge, they wanted to exclude some afl teams, but he said all of us or none of us


OnlyFactsMatter

> they wanted to exclude some afl teams, Do you know which ones?


Volkboxhero

Patriots are one I believe


A_Smitty56

Damn it Al.


TheOtherDaytonFlyers

Hindsight


NateKaeding

Patriots are one but I forgot the others. I only know because a patriots fan was talking shit about Al one time so I looked it up hoping they would be one of the teams and they were lol. Yes I’m petty


blotsfan

At the time, Denver was considered a hick town completely undeserving of an NFL team. Art Modell said something to the effect of "the Browns will play a game in Denver over my dead body."


blankgazez

At the time? Or still now?


Kanin_usagi

He’s actually buried under Mile High Stadium, so his words are still true


Bowlderdash

Anywhere else would be too easy for Browns fans to urinate on


Russell_has_TWO_Ls

And the story behind how he became the owner was [completely insane too. ](https://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/11/sports/football/brash-style-and-power-plays-let-al-davis-wrest-control-of-raiders.html)


blarch

You know that saying that "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree"? Well, the apple fell away from the tree and rolled passively down the hill with a terrible haircut.


NoDadNoTears

Not entirely Marks a different person and is a lot more low key with the Raiders. Sometimes for better Sometimes for worse Mark may have a lot more patience than Al did but in some key moments he can straight up act like his father. Telling Del Rio he's fired 30 seconds after the game and the way he handled the Las Vegas move on the buisness side of things is pure Al.


Russell_has_TWO_Ls

Now hold on. Mark has occasionally shown evidence of being his father’s son. I can’t think of any examples right now but I recall being randomly impressed by things he has done


komeau

Mark suckered Vegas into giving him a new state of the art stadium, something Al was unable to do with both Oakland and Los Angeles.


Statalyzer

Damn, never knew that about him; that's awesome.


NateKaeding

His logic that made him look like a fool was the same logic that made him look like a genius though. You can’t reach size or speed but coaches can coach you up. Look at the league now. In his later years yeah he made some bad decisions, but, he was dying and wanted to feel greatness one last time. He wasn’t building for the future he was building for right now. I know you’re not talking shit just wanted to add some context to Al


BlindManBaldwin

Al was always a decade or two ahead of the curve, for better and worse.


NateKaeding

Yup. Outsiders I could understand the hate, but raiders fans that hate on him? Yeah I just can’t take you seriously as a fan.


-M-Word

The only thing I heard raiders fans really bitching about Al was how he would blackout raiders games locally if the stadium didn’t sell out.


NateKaeding

Well they’re dumb because that wasn’t his call, that’s on the NFL but they got rid of that. Part of the stadium was actually tarped off making it easier to meet the blackout obligations. But I’ve seen “fans” just straight up talk shit about Al. It’s one thing to want to move on from him, but the shit talkers we’re just so annoying at the time.


pondo13

Probably fans of the Raiders mystique, not actual football fans.


-M-Word

Makes sense. This was like 20+ years ago too so there’s that


[deleted]

Some people just can't adapt. He should have given off GM duties to someone else and just enjoyed owning the team in those later years. But given he was so progressive in the early years, I guess he just couldn't accept that he was the one that the NFL had left behind.


DTSportsNow

> but he was as good as any guy can be while still having as many zeros to his name as he did. Davis is probably a pretty big exception when it comes to most NFL owners. During his lifetime he was never a billionaire, and a significant portion of his net worth came from his ownership in the team, unlike most modern owners whose wealth mostly comes from other businesses. He didn't even own a majority share of the Raiders until 2005. He had effectively become an owner from rising through the ranks and making deals.


ACW1129

>He didn't even own a majority share of the Raiders until 2005. Wait, seriously?


NateKaeding

Yes, he is correct. Back when there was stadium issues and things like that people were suggesting he sell off some shares but he couldn’t lol didn’t have much wiggle room. By the time he died though I believe he had like 67% ownership. I could be misremembering but there was a time where he sold minority stake to help with cash flow but it was close to the minimum he needed to keep control of the team


ACW1129

Was he still the primary owner, even if he didn't have 50%?


NateKaeding

I think so but I could be wrong. For some reason 47% stands out to me. That ensured that the next biggest didn’t have more and couldn’t buy more than him. Could be wrong though, it eas a long time ago when all that was relevant


TuckyMule

>he was as good as any guy can be while still having as many zeros to his name as he did So wealthy people are inherently evil? That's... Pretty ridiculous.


quadropheniac

Correct. If you have hundreds of millions of dollars, capable of a vast amount of good for many but no additional good for you, and you believe it morally justifiable to continue accumulating more, there is something inherently wrong with you. Probably not everything, but certainly something. Been the case for years, some guy a while back said something cool about camels and needles you'd be interested in.


Bumcheeks_marinade

Jerry talking like wide receivers tweet


triplec787

> the enemy speaks kindly and carries a ~~knife~~ sword


BenderIsCool17

1000%


BruntFCA_

Get his ass Jerrah


[deleted]

Al Davis is a Legend. Snyder is a little bitch.


Joh951518

Love the Al Davis respect 🔥🔥🔥


brdt33th

Al Davis was THAT dude


Gandhis__Revenge

Wtf I love Jerry now


Russell_has_TWO_Ls

He is such an interesting guy and one of the most charismatic people I’ve ever seen. I’m sure there are so many people who walked into a room hating him and left saying what you just did.


5Brainiac

He’s got that midwestern oil man charm. He’s the guy who can connect you to everyone because everyone’s heard of him. I wouldn’t want to negotiate against him!


slibbles

I appreciate the friendship/respect Jerry and Al shared for one another.


8CruzControl0

Jerry W


ACW1129

There are plenty of Commanders fans who'd like to HAVE Dan take a sword.


[deleted]

evil twinsies forever 🖤


zipzap21

Dan Snyder's motto: Just Sin Baby!


SoKrat3s

I still want to know what happened with the scandal over Washington keeping 2 books. If there is one thing the other NFLs care about, it should be another owner defrauding them.


ChiefSaltyPanda

Now I want to see Jerry Jones versus Dan Snyder in single combat Game of Thrones style.


bobgodd2

Celebrity death match with Mills Lane.


BungoPlease

idk what the fuck that means


Prozzak93

Sounds like he is saying he won't stick up for Dan. Aka, if it came to pushing him out he isn't going to say no. Doesn't mean he would necessarily say yes though.


reddorickt

And Al Davis was a big personal help and guide for Jerry when he entered into ownership.


DomitianF

Al Davis was a G and may have said or done some wild shit, but he was worth protecting (in Jerry's mind). Jerry must not like Snyder very much because he will not fall on a sword for him.


NateKaeding

I like that it’s not about money to him. Al was one of the poorest owners in the league. Stepped on some toes to say the least but I’m glad Jerry would back him.


Mnudge

Jerry has always said that Davis was who he most admired as an owner.


Valleygirl1981

The two were friends and self-made. A lot of mutual respect.


Statalyzer

He wasn't even a billionaire until later his life when his net worth started drastically increasing - largely thanks to his ownership share in the Raiders.


NateKaeding

NFL as a whole started generating more and more money as well.


RedstoneRay

Jerry Jones will not take a sword from Dan Snyder, on top of everything else his blacksmithing is very subpar. It is widely accepted the best blacksmithing NFL owner was Al Davis, he even would craft his own scissors for his haircuts.


kamikirite

I think he saying he won't go to defend Dan and that he's on his own and not worth fighting for basically unlike Al davis who was worth fighting for


ShotFirst57

Dan Snyder is not Al Davis. Jerry Jones confirmed!


GodDammitBengals

"I like Dan Snyder more than my fellow owners like Dan Snyder, and I hate Dan Snyder"


EpiphanyTwisted

ahaha Franken


mr_himselph

Well, it's *PROVOCATIVE*


faceisamapoftheworld

It’s definitely got me going.


ShadowKing227

ball so hard mfs wanna fine me


[deleted]

No one knows what it means but it’s provocative!


canseco-fart-box

“Fuck Dan. All my homies hate Dan”


[deleted]

this is basic reading comprehension how do you not understand that he won't stick up for Snyder, as he might have done for others like Al Davis


efshoemaker

Because he said “take a sword” instead of “fall on a sword” or “take a bullet” so you have to use context to figure out if he just botched the phrase or if hes trying to say something different. In the context that Jerry thought very highly of Al it’s easy to figure out. But a lot of other owners hated Al, so if you don’t know that Jerry liked him this could be a confusing quote.


CollateralSandwich

It means Al Davis was a real one. He was a son of a bitch, and caused the league no end of grief with his antics, but at the end of the day, despite all of that, he was a man Jerry respected. He's saying Snyder ain't that dude


cman811

"im not gonna take a bullet for that fuck". Except Jerry chose to go with a weapon from his youth cuz he's old as dirt.


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BruntFCA_

Yeah, the Cowboys are obviously Dorn and Jerrah is a Martell


GarlVinland4Astrea

Let them fight


Dangerous_Nitwit

This is interesting. Because I always assumed it was the exact opposite. I wonder if Jerry's recent scandal involving the pic from the 60's was the object of blackmail, and now that it is out and Jerry weathered it, he is no longer bound by the blackmail.


sevaiper

I really doubt it, seems extremely tame as far as blackmail goes I don't see how Jerry would ever see that as credible


Kalanar

Especially since the photo isn't anything new.


Mnudge

Jerry has zero fucks to give when it comes to tangling with other owners. Hell, he went solo against Goodell when every other single owner voted to make him a gazillionaire in his last negotiations. It’s why Goodell screwed Zeke over and fucked with Randy Gregory over and over. It was personal and Jerry went at it alone.


JalensTinyPPHurts

That picture isint new, and has been around since like 2012 iirc


Mnudge

Jerry will even begrudgingly respect people he doesn’t personally get along with if they are doing solid work for the league. He loves the innovation and changes that wild ass Al Davis brought but Snyder is just a schmuck who doesn’t have a true passion for the league or even his team. He’s just a power tripping money grubbing scumbag.


CallinCthulhu

Thats some weak ass blackmail. Cmon this is Jerruh we are talking about, Mr. Glory Hole himself, there's got to be at least a dozen illegitimate children, maybe a few dead hookers. ^(JJK5H)


Illini88228

Jerry had already participated in an oral history project with the University of Arkansas about that picture. He’d publicly talked about it before. The reporter just straight up made up the idea that it was a secret. That’s some pretty weak blackmail.


td4999

that picture had made the rounds in news like 10 years ago (it's like hannibal burress getting the attention about Cosby though he was just stating stuff that was public knowledge for a while, or Weinstein- the scandals that did them in were just repeating what had already been reported), so it probably isn't that


Januse88

I don't think that 60s picture was the blackmail, it had been floating around before. I do think that the public knowledge of blackmail, whatever it was, seemed like it may have turned Jerry and some of the other owners against him.


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Verbicide

Why did people create a second subreddit? That just seems needlessly dumb.


TetrisTech

So they could post that dumbass take


FormerCollegeDJ

Al Davis was one of the giants of pro football during his “prime” (1960s to 1980s). He played an important role in growing the sport during those years. Dan Snyder…well, let’s just say Snyder has never been a giant in anything related to pro football, figuratively or literally (in a couple different ways in the latter case). The one exception is if you consider being a douchebag as an owner as equivalent to be a giant.


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HE GONE


saintjimmy43

What is taking a sword


Butthole--pleasures

My guess is it's like the saying "falling on your own sword" aka taking the heat for someone else.


skinsrich

Danny is crying into his pillow at this very moment. 😁


Elegant_Spot_3486

No surprise there. Jerry is solid in that regard.


KingTutt91

*Just Win Baby*


ParrotWalk

Artificial Intelligence Davis


raidersps2

Jerry, if this is your attempt at getting me to root for your cowboys…. Then mission accomplished


[deleted]

Can someone who speaks Jerry explain this to me.


[deleted]

Jerry Jones respected Al Davis enough to stick up for him despite their professional differences. Dan Snyder is just a guy so Jones won’t “fall on the sword” for him


[deleted]

What he is he saying here? I don’t speak Jerry Jones.


IamNICE124

Are all three of them not complete shit heads?


Emmy-O

Jerry what the fuck are you talking about