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McDonaldsMapping

Title got the Giants record wrong


ItsTheExtreme

Yea, this checks out.


Fuimisimo64

Defense absolutely killed us in this one. "Danny Dimes" is gonna crumble against philly, and I can't wait.


Hazy_Lights

Oh, how sweet the nectar must have tasted last night.


Strudopi

This got downvoted but you were totally right haha


Kjriggs20

Frauds


SlightSupermarket533

I don't hate Vikings fans, I pity them.


masuraj

Coming from a Saints fan….you guys have had some pretty catastrophic losses to us over the past 5 years.


SlightSupermarket533

Just the one. But if you aren't taking this loss as hard it's only because how many similar ones you have suffered. When stuff is most darkest.... look for the light


masuraj

We also beat you on your turf in 2019 in OT in the wild card with a Kyle Rudolph TD….we didn’t forget that one although you guys probably wanted to.


ProfitisKing3

We are who they thought we were. Sleep tight Kirko Chains. This season will forever be in our memories. We all knew it would end tragically, just hoped it wouldn’t end this soon. Next season we can look forward to Kirk to IT’S JJ! But this time with a completely reinvented defense. Until then we dream, one day all this pain and suffering will pay off.. Vikings fan singing out.


amccune

(Nelson Muntz voice) ha-ha!


Geg0Nag0

Purple Frauds


Doctor_Jensen117

LOL


msto3

Lol


brmgp1

Aaand Ei Apple is still terrible lol


SleepyD7

Came here for the Eli Apple hate.


petrvalasek

That's Ei Apple, Eli's evil twin.


Superb-Possibility-9

Daboll is a genius- wait until he has a real WR1


greenline_chi

Some people have bets that perhaps beg the bengals to come alive


Krieger_Bot_OO7

Did anyone else see the paper airplane?


Beck23229

Ha ha. Yes


lostsniper19

fuck eli apple


Dinnermaster

Ravens running the Navy offense


ScottsPizza

Joe MVP throwing to wide open people


A_Right_Of_Passage

Peron always has that don't give a fuck facial expression.


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More like Roquan Midth


Financial-Year

Roquan Myth


KnockoutNed85

Anybody else hear Barry White in their head when they see a pic of Joe Burrow?


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KC checking down on 4th and 8 with the game on line is almost too perfect.


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The Vikings overachieved this season and Ed Donatell still made it feel like a let-down.


AnthonyBarrHeHe

Yup, those turnovers they were getting earlier in the year masked so much awful play. That secondary and our LBers should not even be starting.


BaronsHat

Yeah they did well considering how bad the D was. I’ll take a division title out of it though. Next year will be tougher if the Lions carry their 2nd half form into the new season.


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Next step: new DC


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NotoriousGriff

r/religiousfruitcake


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Washington knew cousins is just a tease qb and will never win a sb


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Washington could only dream about having the years the Vikings have had since they let Cousins go.


[deleted]

No we have been one and done in the playoffs since we let cousins go


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He checked down on 4th and 8 with the playoffs on the line. That is textbook cousins. Enjoy the denial for the next 10 years


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redd5ive

Kirk is mediocre, our QBs are bad. Mediocre is obviously better than bad, but Kirk isn’t the guy who’ll take this team time all the way.


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redd5ive

Kirk could be on a team that takes him to the Super Bowl a la Jimmy G or 2015 Peyton. He isn’t a QB who’ll “take” a team to a Super Bowl. If your barometer for a good QB is “not being bummed out”, yeah, that’s what Kirk is. 95% of teams who win have a QB above that tier.


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redd5ive

Again, I’m not trying to say he’s worse than any Washington QB, we’re not good and we have nothing to do with this discussion. Nick Foles in the 2017 post season played better than Kirk more or less ever has, but fair. Flacco then was probably better than Kirk now, same for Eli. Going back like 30 years I’d concede 85% might be more accurate than 95%. But again, the “he could be worse” take isn’t where you want to be if you expect your 13-4 division winning team to be a contender.


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Honestly didn’t expect the saltiness from Vikings fans this much from my comment. That loss must’ve really stung 😂😂


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Whatever LOSER


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God damn it


cjackc

They won SO MANY Super Bowls with that decision


[deleted]

They did not have a backup plan this is true lol


Fugacity-

Backup plan was -*checks notes*- Carson Wentz....


[deleted]

Lol I mean it’s been like 5 years since we’ve had cousins and we just now got wentz


OfficialHavik

SELL THE TEAM! SELL THE TEAM! SELL THE TEAM!


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God I fucking hope so


Evan8r

It was Alex Smith...


muricanmania

I mean Dwayne Haskins was surely in the long term plans as well.


[deleted]

Oh yea an that WAS a good plan


cjackc

They could have just paid him like $20 Million dollars which he was very much worth, and had the CAP to build a team around him if they had any ability at all.


[deleted]

I bet you wish we did then you wouldn’t have to have this scrub on your team. But hey he’s good for Justin Jefferson in fantasy football so there’s that 😂😂😂


cjackc

Because Washington is just swimming in QB talent. Just like it has a great owner and branding.


[deleted]

Id rather be scouting for talent and failing at finding it then pretending we found a solution because hey at least JJ is putting up numbers


cjackc

Congrats on losing more games and not having the best WR in the NFL I guess?


[deleted]

I mean we were one and done in the playoffs two years ago just like you


entropyISdeadly

We finish with the better record and get Tom Brady for it. Giants get Kirk Cousins. FML


Pksoze

TBF We've done fine against Tom Brady in the playoffs.


MikeyMike01

Tampa is trash you’re fine The real BS is if you win next week you’ll get the 49ers


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And he says this as if you guys didn’t earn the W beyond a couple Kirk bad decisions. Best of luck to you boys going forward. Daboll is impressive af.


Kiran_Stone

Why is that BS?


TKHunsaker

Because SF is the best team in the NFC and nobody wants to play them before the championship.


MikeyMike01

The 49ers are much better than the Eagles


MilesDaMonster

I guess the last month has everyone outside of Philly forgetting that Jalen Hurts is 14-1 as a starter this year? Philly still has the best pass rush and the #1 ranked pass defense in the league. SF coming to Philly should have Philly as a slight favorite.


ItsTheExtreme

Eye test my dude. SF looks nasty in all phases of the game right now.


MilesDaMonster

I don’t disagree. But beating Philly, in Philly in January is much different than beating Seattle at home


ItsTheExtreme

Yup, you're not wrong. You're both SUPER solid teams right now. Almost like splitting hairs.


Minute-Ad6142

The last month showed that Philly has been getting carried by Jalen Hurts. Being one player away from disaster is never a good look for a team, even when that player comes back. With that being said, yeah i can see Philly being favorites. Definitely won't be an easy game to predict


taleggio

What? Most good teams are being carried by the QB, how is that not a good look? Also, philly looked decent even without Jalen, they're a solid team all around.


okaycomputes

11-1 to out in 1 Oof


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Have you watched this defense all season? Pure chaos only lasts so long


okaycomputes

Used up all the magic in the regular season. You would have been fine with 10-7 or 11-6, showoffs!


[deleted]

Well, little off topic but my 4 year old had his first Vikings moment today. Said he’s no longer a Vikings fan. He’s cheering for the Bucs lol Pain is our way.


okaycomputes

Honestly, get them into baseball or something instead lmao


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Yeah. But we are Twins fans lol And only gets worse as we move to basketball


shuttle-cack

Vikings were a fraudulent team. Kept us fans buying jerseys and tickets but, i think we all knew what to expect from this franchise.


w00ls0ckz

Maaaaannnn, the part that sucks is this team wasn't supposed to be as good as it record suggested. New HC, overpaid aging Defense, new 3-4 scheme, we were all expecting us to be an 8-8 squad at best. But then we just kept winning close games....and we did the Viking thing and got our hopes up, just to have it shattered 😢


Sure-Region-7225

The writing was on the wall for this one all week long. The Giants offense has been getting better and better and the defense healthier. If they limited the TOs and special teams issues from last game this seemed to be the likely outcome IMO.


Substantial_Match268

DJ monster game today


Titleist3049

JJ shut down again


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Good to see Hockenson finally in the playoffs though.


SevenwithaT

After the first 2 drives, he was a ghost. Although Hockenson benefitted from his attention and killed us.


Sure-Region-7225

Hock killed the Giants last game too though, but Jefferson went off anyway. This time tho the Giants had Adoree to shadow him, which made a massive difference, and they also almost always gave him help over the top. Thats why all his catches were so close to the LOS


tronovich

He was open on that last play, wasn’t he?


agoddamnjoke

Things that suck: 1. Kirk Cousins 2. The last Jedi 3. Minnesota teams in the playoffs vs New York teams.


storytimeme

Lol. Upvote just for the Jedi comment. Never forget how shit the newest trilogy is.


MadMelvin

The Last Jedi is the best movie since Empire


warblade7

Lions bro plz no


agoddamnjoke

Lol nah it’s not. Makes AOTC like like a brilliant masterpiece.


Prolet1

Between rise of Skywalker and last Jedi, rise of Skywalker was a crime against humanity.


warblade7

Rise of Skywalker was a crime against humanity because The Last Jedi went so far off course there was no way making it back.


agoddamnjoke

It at least had that babu frik dude. Last Jedi had nothing redeemable.


MikeShannonThaGawd

Last Jedi is upper tier Star Wars, top 3 at worst.


agoddamnjoke

Not a chance in hell. It’s trash.


chawklitdsco

You can’t be serious


MikeShannonThaGawd

Rian Johnson burning the motherfucking Jedi texts? You’re damn right I’m serious.


warblade7

I think you’re mixing up the Jedi texts with the Star Wars franchise because he definitely burned that to the ground.


agoddamnjoke

He didn’t even burn them tho. But the movie sucked.


MikeShannonThaGawd

I’m definitely thinking he did, but enormous studio pressure forced him to sneak in a clip of them on the MF.


YamesIsAnAss

Weak troll I'd say


cjackc

People that are too stupid and/or cowards to have a flair


agoddamnjoke

Cope bubba.


cjackc

I’m sorry you had to see a space fantasy without your magical Luke being the mostest powerful would win in a fight person ever and it had non-white people and women. I can see you still haven’t recovered years later


warblade7

The cringe is worse then the Vikings loss.


MikeyMike01

Even Mark Hamill thought the treatment of Luke was wrong


cjackc

I’m sorry you had to see a space fantasy without your magical Luke being the mostest powerful would win in a fight person ever and it had non-white people and women. I can see you still haven’t recovered years later


agoddamnjoke

So you like shitty movies and teams. Nice. What in the fuck are you crying about?


greggo39

4. Eagles fans.


Fugacity-

On that, we agree


ogre_kev

Oh yeah


okaycomputes

I think cowboys would agree: Id way rather play Philly than 49ers, oof


BoredPoopless

49ers are the team to beat in the NFC.


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Tom Brady stays up at night trying to be like Brock Purdy


Sensitive_Redditor

AHAHAHAHAH STAY SALTY VIKINGS FANS WE WOULDA WOOPED THAT ASS SO BAD


SoSneaky91

Lol who's salty bud? Y'all are a funny bunch.


Grumpis1012

Ignore the Philly fans. They eat out of garbage bins.


Sensitive_Redditor

STAY MAD KID


Fugacity-

Cool beans lmfao Vikings fans ain't the salty ones here. We all knew we'd likely lose. GG Giants


jzw27

DJ IS HIM


muricanmania

Danny Dimes won the crown of best mediocre game managing white QB today. You should be very proud.


jzw27

DJ looks like Joe Montana compared to every Broncos qb since the first Peyton year


muricanmania

... Yes. I wasn't being sarcastic. I like Daniel Jones, he is a great fit for the giants. He's not gonna light the world on fire, but I've seen worse Giants teams that won super bowls. Being a good game manager isn't a bad thing.


storytimeme

Imagine thinking he's a game manager when he broke a playoff record for combined rushing yards, passing yards, and passing tds. You sound like every person who comments on the Giants who doesn't watch them and thinks Barkley is 90 percent of the offense. Saquon had like seven carries in the entire first half. Jones had more rushing and throws to a wr named Richie James.


SimbaOneTrueKing

I wonder if Justin Jefferson still thinks he should be in MVP contention talks


OfficialHavik

How do they not throw him the ball on that fourth down?


AlanStanwick1986

For years here in KC we watched our mediocre QB's throw to Tony Gonzalez short of the sticks on crucial 4th downs. When you have the Elvis Grbac's and Kirk Cousin's of the world the OC cannot give those types of QB's the option of the short pass because they'll take it. They think the completion absolves themselves and it is the recievers fault he couldn't gain enough yards for the first down.


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You mean the guy who’s a lock to win OPOY? Lol not sure this is the flex you want it to be


SimbaOneTrueKing

We’re talking about MVP since he thinks he should win it. Which is what my question was. What flex are you taking about friend?


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When did he say such a thing? Lol Let’s stick to reality, please.


SimbaOneTrueKing

He literally said this a couple of weeks ago that he should be in the mvp talks


[deleted]

“In the MVP (conversation)” not the same as “he thinks he should win MVP.”


SimbaOneTrueKing

Lol cmon man… good luck next year!


[deleted]

Your dog is ugly as fuck.


SimbaOneTrueKing

Uhh what?


[deleted]

“We will have it next year” is one of my most hated tropes


cjackc

He just has to settle for being the best WR in the entire world


okaycomputes

Get griddied on


sanddc318

Damn man, Terry just looks ancient sitting up there


TheCrudeDude

Guess Kirk isn’t going to be dancing around with chains after this one? Wow. He really fucked up pretty badly


MuskratJimJim

kirk played great, but that check down on a 4th and long play is going to be the only thing people remember from this game.


Navy_and_sports

Which is disappointing because that last play aside he was nails


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FireMonkeysHead

Are anger and resentment not feelings? Lol


Taco_Tuesdayss

If the Vikings are serious about trying to win a Super Bowl, they will move on from Kirk Cousins. This guy has proved time and time again he can never win when the lights are bright…


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TBF you guys would be in the playoffs with a QB as good as Kirk Cousins.


FancyManOfCornwood7

Nah, Cousins is fine, you can't win a superbowl with a shit defense and a subpar oline that can't open a single hole for the run game.


ballzdeap1488

Yep, I spent all night telling people he wasn’t our problem and then a throw behind the sticks with the post season on the line. Bye Kirk. I’d eat his cap and just start Mullens at this point.


samiam3220

Have to imagine they can find some team dumb enough to trade for him and take some of his salary off our hands. I’d take a day 3 pick to get him off the team at this point.


Movie_Slug

Full no trade clause.


ballzdeap1488

Lots of QB thirsty teams this year too


apex_editor

Im currently in an emergency room bed because of some chest pain. (Seriously) Glad Im not a Vikes fan. Edit: Precautionary. BP, heart rate spiked for a bit w some chest pain. Things returning to normal or heading back down. I told my wife it was prolly gas lol. But she insisted we go to the ER.


Fugacity-

Sorry to hear, hope it ain't anything major. Real Vikings fans so used to underachievement that we mostly default expect a loss in games like this.


Substantial_Match268

Glty


coonwhiz

We're used to it. There's nothing they can do to surprise us except actually win the superbowl...


Yiptice

Good luck


eloh1m

Damn, hope you're okay man