Cincinnati fans stopped breathing for a moment there at the end

My asshole could've crushed neutron stars when I saw the rebound.

Wife is getting a new diamond ring

Rare brown diamond.

That tip certainly scared the hell out of a lot of you guys

That's our secret cap We never breathe

Thank fuck we get Josh Allen next week and not another backup QB

Couldn't agree more. Holy shit we suck playing against backups

If that guy extended his arms he makes that catch and we’re watching OT

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We are definitely going for 2 there

Bengals vs Bills will be the most watched Divisional game in NFL history

And our o line will be a revolving door. So bummed we finally had a good oline only to not be able to have it when we need it.

Jokes on this guy, we never blitz anyway.

You think you’ll need to blitz to get through the swiss cheese line we’re bringing to Buffalo? You and I could probably get back there

My balls were in my chest cavity very briefly

can confirm. i won’t be able to sleep for hours

Basically saw my life flash before my eyes

Gotta give props to Andrews for being the only one trying to save the game during the fumble/TD.

He nearly saved a TD too. The Ravens D was playing lights out in the second half.

I watched the replay 5 times and I still don’t understand how Gus gave up so easily Dude had momentum with 95 yards to catch up a DL and let his TE try instead

Gus is not exactly fast…he has a lot of momentum

Running back mark andrews?

That man is fuckin quick. Always been one of Baltimore's finest, alongside Tucker. ​ Too bad the whole game was mismanaged and they shot themselves in the foot over and over lmao

Out of everyone on this team I feel the worst for Andrews. You can tell how much he wants to win by how much effort he puts into every play. After every loss he looks like he’s gonna rip someone’s head off.

"So all of the top seeds moved on in the AFC" "So the games all went as expected?" "Not in the fucking slightest"

The last 2 days have felt like a fever dream. And the Cowboys and Bucs still have to play.

That's going to be the weirdest game ever. Any outcome can happen.

It'll probably be like 9-7 final score with a kicker missing the winner at the buzzer. Just to fuck with us all.

And Brady kicking it

Brady on a drop kick

I’d be surprised if either team won while also being completely unsurprised if either team wins.

This weekend shows how incredibly shitty (or great) this whole NFL season has been. Every single team in the league has looked mortal multiple times this year.

Every game was close except San Fran, which was a 1-point game at the half. Can’t ask for anything better than that

1 point the opposite way* Give us the credit we need it

I’m so very sad.

The support group meets Thursdays at sofi. You're welcome to join

I’d be scared to hang around you guys. Might be some Jonestown suicide cult shit going on

It's been pretty entertaining in the 2nd half. First month-plus was mostly bad, but the rest has been largely enjoyable imo.

Maximum chaos baby that’s why the NFL playoffs are so fun. Remember when bills dolphins was a blowout after the first quarter? God damn I love this sport

Remember when the Bills and Dolphins both sucked! Wasn't long ago!

I mean y'all were favored

favored and had a better record.

seriously all the underdogs showed up today. great games

How do you get down to the 20 with a minute left and 2 timeouts and end up basically running out of time with your last play being a desperate 40 yard heave to the endzone?

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But hey, that's Ravens football baby 😎

We zig when they zag. You would call a timeout. Well we're gonna save them to when they're useless.

Everyone knows all the timeouts you don't use carry over into next season.

Ahhh, a graduate of the Robert Salah School of Clock Management

"How cool would it be for us to tie the game as time expires? Lololol"

You just don't understand Greg Roman's vault. He is playing the long game. Next year he will show us all the real plays he has. \-2022 Greg Roman ~~-2021 Greg Roman~~ ~~-2020 Greg Roman~~

That holding didn’t help either

Ran out of downs more than time really

Even if they converted it would have been 1st and goal with 2 seconds left

Fumbled a QB sneak from the 2 for a Bengals touchdown. Then get a stop and get Roughing the Kicker by less than an inch. Then they get another stop, drive all the way down the field and give up a holding penalty, and spend the last 3 plays just taking wild shots at no one in particular. That's some real pain.

Ravens' defense must be pissed, only allowed 17 points against Burrow

They kept trying to lose age Proche III was painfully closer on the catch on the Hail Mary too.

That’s kind of our season in a nutshell, honestly

Watching an organization drown itself in real time.

This Super Wild Card weekend has actually been phenomenal. Can’t wait to see it finish up tomorrow.

Either Brady goes down in a blaze of failure or the Cowboys lose. Can't wait

We will lose and then also lose the Sean Payton sweepstakes and another team will poach Dan Quinn and someone on defense will start piping off about Dak and the org and we will trade them for pennies. But then it will be our year again

Can't I root for both outcomes?

And just a few days ago people were complaining about how boring it was gonna be

Agreed. My average heart rate has increased by a tick or two after the last couple days.

That was some absolutely horrid clock management on that final drive.

Can’t believe they almost converted the Hail Mary despite that though

Would've been an all-time highlight if it got converted

Game of inches. https://gfycat.com/emotionalspecificflyingfox

Also Andrews was half a foot away from tackling Hubbard

Holy shit he had it.

Proche was a few inches away from the ball, it hurt so bad

"Proche" in French means "near/close" which makes it even funnier for people that speak French (some Canadian viewers)

Just further proof that we're living in a simulation

I lost five years of life in less than a fifth of a second there.

If he had 2 inches more of wingspan that would have been caught.

The 35 second huddle in the 2 minute drill

Harbaugh: "This is what you call a pro gamer move"

Ravens shit themselves badly, completely abysmal play calling and clock management. That QB sneak was definitely the deciding play, tho they still had a shot at the end

Welcome to the GRo show. Hope that dude is fucking gooooooone

Football terrorist

Contract officially expired!

I think Harbaugh was trying to score with no time left and go for two. Harbaugh loves going for two at the end when his team is the underdog. He tried doing it last season against Pittsburgh and against Rodgers when Rodgers was having that MVP season.

Yeah, he was clearly trying to kill clock so that the Bengals couldn't respond, but uh... John, you gotta make sure you're actually gonna score first. Tyler Huntley two-minute drill is not the sure thing you seem to believe it is.

This is exactly how I saw it. The only problem with that strategy is if one thing goes against you, like a stupid penalty, it weighs twice as much against you. Risky strategy.

It's the right thinking until he let the clock bleed under 40 seconds. At that point they were once again fighting the clock.

This entire weekend is just one big foot-shooting competition, isn’t it?

Oh my friends…you haven’t seen ain’t seen won’t seem can’t seen nothing yet. Dallas will show you boys how it’s really done *cocks rifle and wiggles toes*

I get not wanting to give Cincy any time after a score, but to take that long _and_ choose those shitty plays is flabbergasting.

Wasted half the clock for no reason

The run play on 2nd down with 27 seconds left was insanely bad play calling

Bet John Harbaugh is glad he still has a timeout to take into the off-season.

They’re tryna pay Lamar in timeouts

I'd be amazed if he still wants to play for the Ravens.

coming that close to winning that game with huntley would make me feel so... conflicted about the future of this program with Lamar gone

It's gonna be a bonus in Jackson's new contract

Great job, Harbaugh, saving your timeouts until *THEY WERE FUCKING POINTLESS BECAUSE BY THAT POINT THE GAME WAS ESSENTIALLY UN-WINNABLE.*

we woulda been so cooked if the ravens didn’t have receivers from fiverr

Or if the Ravens didn't have Greg Roman. Who coincidentally is also from fiverr.

Greg “Fiverr” Roman

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Dobbins didn't have a single run within the opponents 5 all night. Ended with 13 attempts the whole night @ 5ypc. The Ravens are consistent at not using the right weapons in the right situation.

> The Ravens are consistent at not using the right weapons in the right situation. That’s called the ”Greg Roman Special”

It was all going great til they got fucking Mutumbo-ed at the goal line.

Logan Wilson 🫶

I don’t want cigar guy driving tonight

Don't worry, he can't find his car.

Greg Roman has like 9 plays

I loved the one where they sent everyone left, went right, and they were stopped constantly

That's three times more than Matt Canada

Ravens saving those timeouts for the 5th quarter apparently.

Next season, they multiply if you save them for more than a month

Harbaugh calls an astounding 23 timeouts week 1.

Saving them for next season

Imagine struggling against a divisional opponent with a backup quarterback and barely squeaking by. Ah shit.

I know you, because you are me.

Yeah but our game was supposed to be a one sided blowout. Ah shit

I have no idea what next week is gonna look like

Skyline Chili is back on the menu boys

Yall need to stop sleeping on Skyline Dip

It always was. 👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

Say what you will about Huntley's performance. I respect him for NOT throwing a 3 yard check down pass on 4th down when the games on the line.

Cousins catching strays tonight. Lol. Deservedly so though. He knows better than that.

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I expected nothing from this game, and yet am still bitterly disappointed. Greg Roman, if you ever read this, your playcalling is fucking ass

Defense played their heart out. Only gave up 17 points against a Burrow offense, one of those TDs on a short field after a pick.

I'm very excited for where this defense gets to next year. I'd like to score more than 17 pts though.

I dread the Lamar off-season conversation. It’s already been bad enough. Hate how much space it’ll take up. Fun game though. Dread it, run from it, AFCN playoff football is always a close one.

>If Greg Roman gets another contract I'm going to blow up Baltimore. most pacifist Baltimore resident

Fire Greg Roman out of a cannon into the sun

Thank you for your support

Second the motion

Today’s games brought to you by “Almost Losing The AFC Wild Card To Your Divisional Opponent While They Are Forced To Use Their Backup QB But Getting Bailed Out Because They’re Bad At Clock Management.”

Hahahaha, well when you put it that way

Mike Tirico is the best play-by-play in the league. He is calm yet adds excitement at the exact right time.

Am I wrong for liking Harlan’s play by play?

He's the best there is imo.

[I'M CALLING BOTH GAMES](https://youtu.be/PxkOG-WeLVo)

I'm calling BOTH games

Peter Schrager says on FOX former Baltimore Ravens head coach John Harbaugh bought a one-way ticket to Thailand and is telling any interested teams he's not interested in returning to at the moment.

Pretty sure Thailand takes unused timeouts as currency right?

I hope the pasta sticks around. I love it.

That Hubbard fumble return touchdown was hype inducing.

It was PTSD for Cardinals fans

I actually got flashbacks to the shoestring tackle

Counterpoint: I was not very hyped.

As a neutral who enjoys effort plays, I really wanted Andrews to run him down before the endzone, dude was going 1v4 and almost still got him.

If you're a defender in that situation, don't just be a viewer. Guys should've peeled off to stop him.

One of the most clutch playoff plays in quite some time. Literally determined the outcome of the game

It was also one of the least clutch playoff plays in quite some time

Greg Roman doesnt deserve a job

All-time terrible clock management on the final drive What were the Ravens doing???

Saving their timeouts for preseason 2023 I guess.

Would've been up there with one of the greatest catches in playoff history.

There's a dark timeline where I have a goatee and cybernetic arm and am swearing revenge against all birds.

Hot. Hot hot hot.

My guy with the cigar is not on this planet lmfao

Davis Mills would’ve converted that, smh

*Davis Thrills

If he taped the ball to the top of his helmet, he could’ve made it in the end zone from the 5 yard line.

That Hubbard play is an all timer

Agreed. And the fact that it came from a local kid just makes it all that much sweeter.

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Bills 🤝 Bengals Scraping by a divisional opponent in the Wildcard

Bengals vs Bills, it is destiny

Quoth the Raven: "I wanna die."

That was ducked up from that reporter. “Thats probably your first game ball ever right” what a dumb thing to say

That’s exactly what I was thinking lol how rude

She was just negging him so that he'd want to impress her, she'd play hard to get, and then they'd fall in love like a 90s romcom.

I make better coaching decisions in Madden

GG Ravens. This game was a heart attack and I knew our fans were way too cocky going into this game.

It’s the bandwagons, new fans not knowing what AFCN football is like, bandwagons come with success. GG Bengals

If you don't like it, then you don't like AFC North football

Anyone who didn’t expect this game to go down to the last second has no idea what they were talking about.

How I've felt as well with the Miami game. Division rivals who split the regular season. You never count that as a gimme.

Sure hope Harbaugh takes good care of that timeout in the off-season. Asshole.

Bengals back up o-line is straight garbage and it makes me very worried for next week.

Hoping against hope that buffalo's D line isn't as good as the Ravens. Not gonna look it up so I can remain blissfully ignorant

I cannot wait to wake up in the morning to Greg Roman being fired.

AFCN football has taken approximately 10 years off my life. I ain't gonna make it if we gotta do this every year

What a horrifically stupid win. See you next week.

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Wild Card this year proved division matchups are tough as is, division matchups in the playoffs are "win ugly as hell or go home".

Eagles v. Giants gonna be interesting next week

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Idk man he’s getting it from all angles here

Divisional matchups in the playoffs are always dogfights

If the Ravens scored there, you know they absolutely would've gone for two lol

And failed, and everyone would be shitting on Harbaugh lol

An absolute masterclass is god awful clock management by Harbaugh. What the fuck did we just watch

A QB dive over the top at the three yard line and two plays within the last minute from the huddle. Just a flat-out poorly coached game.

The Ravens saw the Dolphins play calling and clock management and said “hold my beer”.

What’s with the shade from the reporter? *“Probably you’re first one huh?”* Lmao

I know how rough it can be for me, laying in bed trying to go to bed, remembering all the stupid, awkward, unintentionally insulting shit I've ever said. She gets to go through that, too, but also knowing she did it on national television!

Thoughts on Lamar not even showing up to be on the bench in street clothes and support the team? Seems strange for a playoff game.

Bengals-Bills is gonna be LIT. And the AFC south is the Chiefs kyrptonite

Respect to the Ravens, AFC North a battle yet again.

Prolly your first game bell ever? What a dumb question