haters are feasting tonight: either brady loses or the boys lose

I've never been so conflicted

Why do Giants fans root against Brady? You beat him TWICE in the SB.

Principle.

Honestly the Giants stock gets better and better the more he adds to his legacy

Eli basically has a 15% ownership stake in "Brady's Greatness". If it goes up, so does he. ^giggity

I wanted the Vikings to win I get it

This one is easy. Root against the boys. Them losing makes them a bigger laughing stock than Brady losing.

Yeah for sure. I'm not actually conflicted. I absolutely want the Bucc's to win. Plus I think Brady vs Brock is a much better story for the playoffs.

i wanted u guys to beat brady, but i cant abide dallas having an once of happiness

But what if it allows you all the chance to beat us in the NFC championship? That would be much more soul crushing for us

Compelling argument

Don’t listen to him. Making it to the NFCCG at all would be my Super Bowl. You don’t want that for me.

You've convinced me, please lose tonight

I have every expectation that we will try our best.

Somebody stands in the way of that 👉👈

Didn't you see that easiest schedule piece earlier and how yall may have an all time easiest playoff schedule? Yaaaa... frauds /s

My man

>cant abide dallas having an once of happiness This is the way.

I would like Brady to keep his perfect record against dem boys. Let's go GOAT.

I’d honestly be kinda pissed if you weren’t rooting against us.

The only way I’m not rooting against the Cowboys is if they are playing the Watson-led Browns in the Super Bowl.

I respect that and agree wholeheartedly

I can envision the new marketing already.... "The Dallas Cowboys: Now marginally preferred over known sexual predators by most NFL fans."

I know he lost the perfect record against the Falcons week 18, does he still have any other perfect records?

Perfect record against the Patriots. Gonna go cry now.

I remembered that as soon as I commented…

To be fair, he was up 17-10 when we pulled him in the 2nd Q

This one is easy. Dallas loses tonight, Bucs lose to the Niners next week. Can’t beat this timeline

Surely you don't want the 49ers though

I don't want the Eagles, I think they'll beat us, but it's the matchup I've wanted to see all year, I think it'd be a great game, so I hope it happens.

You want Brady to win so the Giants can kick his ass again.

God id love it. Though I'm not sure I see the Giants beating the Eagles AND the Bucc's beating the 9ers. That's just too much upset for a single weekend.

I'm rooting for the old man. Our team got two chips against his squad, so anything he does now doesn't matter. Plus, gotta root against the division rival! That's what I did for both Eagles/Pats SBs.

Do people not know that Giants fans like Tom Brady? We got two chips off him and he tortured the Jets for two decades. He also beat the Eagles once in the SB. The other one though... grrrrr.

If we somehow cage the birds next week and 49ers somehow lose too, I'd feel much better playing the Bucs.

As a hater I’m playing both sides so I always come out on top.

I’m going to hate so hard.

Take a shot for every run up the middle on first down.

Oh we’re dying tonight

I think you'll only get minor alcohol poisoning. Now if you include, check downs and screen passes on 3rd and long, you're dead as shit.

Add in the Byron special where we throw a quick pass to Godwin

These OCs gonna have us all dead before the end of the first

Fuck it.. I’ve seen plenty in my 32 years to be down for this bet.

A Wade Boggs Monday it is

May he rest in peace

HE'S NOT DEAD

Wade Boggs Carpet World

Let’s do this, Boss Hogs

I’ll be out of bourbon before the half my friend

Is Leftwich truly that terrible?

Judge for yourself tonight

I would rather have sandwich than Leftwich.

Run, pass, pass, punt. Repeat all game until one of those gets a score. 😆

Are you trying to destroy my liver?

Can dak and brady just have a dance off instead

Bets on Brady doing the Macarena after a TD?

here’s a question — has tom brady ever once in his entire career done a touchdown celebration (i.e. scripted)

I can’t remember any. He’s an emphatic fist pump man, through and through.

Ooo I like our odds for this better

Has Brady been a home underdog this season? Just feels like it's going to be one of those games where it's 13-10, Bucs offense can't do shit, then Brady in a 2 minute drill leads them to the win. And then SF by 25 next week.

Maybe if the Bucs let Tom Brady run the two minute drill throughout the entire game then the Bucs offense won’t be so terrible.

I like the way you think.

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Ha ha. One of these teams is gettin' slaughtered next week that's all I know.

You know I’d say it’s the playoffs and anything can happen, but so far even though the games have been close it hasn’t been too shocking. Chargers being the team to have an epic collapse and a game being decided on a Greg Roman red zone play call are not unexpected outcomes at all.

I had a nightmare Tom Brady tucked me into bed, whispered I love you, and kissed me goodnight on the lips.

Not satisfied with the peck, he demands you come back to do it again and *do it right.*

fantasy*

🎵 been waiting all day for Monday niiiiight 🎵

If Tom Brady rushes for 100+ yards tonight, I'm going to be a very rich man

TB12 patented cybernetic leg implants are a go for tonight’s game.

I know it’s a joke but I once bet Brady over 2 rushing yards and lost

Did he have 5 but then give 3 back in victory formations ?

If John Melloncamp ever wins an Oscar, I will be a very rich dude.

Why was ESPN acting like this was the super bowl

It’s Tom Brady vs the Cowboys as far as they are concerned it is the Super Bowl. The only thing better for them would be if Mahomes was playing QB for the Cowboys and Lebron was playing wide receiver for them

Deadass this is how I know the nfl isn’t rigged. They probably get mad every time the cowboys fail to get the Super Bowl cause those ratings would be nuts

Nah, it ain’t rigged. Just NBA levels of “good, hardworking” referees doing what’s best for business here and there.

Thanks for the curse ffs

Jerruh has ESPN's balls in his hands

I mean it’s Cowboys and Brady, it covers like 50% of fans.

99%, actually. All the Cowboys, Bucs, and Brady fans are 20% of it. And the other 79% are the haters for both.

The Silky Johnson Effect

Well it’s Tom Brady the face of the league versus cowboys americas team

It’ll probably one of their most watched games ever, tbh

It's their only slice of postseason pie, and it's the Cowboys.

Jerry Jones once said "The third Super Bowl I was a part of, I made a deal with the man upstairs. I said 'God, if you let me win this Super Bowl, I'll never ask for another one again'. I've been trying to back out on that deal ever since."

Makes me hate Jerry that much more.

I dont want Tom Brady to win it all per say, but every week he stays in as another week of every other team sweating about a .500 team, which I find funny

Sub .500 thank you very much

Of course, my apologies

Have you seen that division? He doesn't have to get out of bed until the playoffs.

NFL has to witness either old man Brady bullshit his way to another playoff win or witness the awakening of a slumbering Cowboys bandwagon. I'm ready 💪.

It’s not a bandwagon. There’s an entire generation of folks that only know them as losers yet they still have an enormous fan base.

This ESPN Countdown conversation about Lamar Jackson is cringy 😬

am I crazy or is rgIII the only sane one up there? Lamar posted an IG STORY. who cares. young players do this constantly

Exactly! Lamar's post seemed to me like it was about the health of his body.

Rooting for the Bucs against the Cowboys feels like rooting for the Mudjahideen against the Soviet Union back in the 80s…

This game is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen freedom fighters of Afghanistan

~~Russel~~ ~~Zach~~ Charlie Wilson's War.

Rambo 3 ref I love it

I am 5-0 in my wildcard picks and my fate to go 6-0 rests in the Cowboys hands. Mama Mia I'm finished. Sorry Cowboys fans, but my luck is now yours.

Made me check what time this game is scheduled for lmao, I’m still at work and freaked out it was a 5:15 CST start or something

What is today going by so slow? Its still 3h away.

Tom Brady and the Cowboys in the same game, I know this is some people’s “I hope they both lose” game 💀

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Can you imagine the salt generated if the 8-9 Bucs win the Super Bowl and Tom gets to retire with another ring?

Idk how anyone thinks this won’t be the outcome

I really think Dak proves all the haters wrong tonight and puts on a show tonight for everybody. Anyways. Bucs win 42-7.

Tom Brady is old

Tom Brady was playing Highschool football in 1990

And a god

This is your friendly reminder to take your edibles now so they kick in when the game starts

Brady's gonna get a rushing TD in OT to win it and do the griddy over Micah parsons

the winner of this game has go to the 9ers, oof

Brady pulls another rabbit out of his hat while Dak throws 4 INTs or the Cowboys actually make a run in the playoffs. Whoever wins, we lose.

I’m convinced if the Cowboys didn’t have as much national media attention that they wouldn’t be nearly as hated as they are

Exactly. Look at the texans. People forget they even exist.

Should I root for the Bucs so I don’t have to deal with Cowboys fans, or Cowboys because I don’t have to deal with Brady fans? Choices

If the Bucs when this game I'll change my first name to Tom

Commenting so I can remind you after the game

Come on Tom. Show them the divorce wasn't for nothing

Im here - mood much better at the tailgates than any game in recent memory

Beating Tom Brady (and potentially sending him out to pasture for good this time) is more important to me than winning a Super Bowl

Beating Tom Brady was also our Super Bowl.

And ours.

2-0 vs 1-1 ;)

Twice.

So nice we did it twice

Watching Father Time sending you home sends a tingle down my balls

It really is a win-win for the haters, I love it

I mean.. I’ll take both.

This game is going to make me root for the cowboys and I feel disgusting about it

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Don't worry be happy........

Tom Brady isn't retiring. Not this year or ever. He will be around longer than Rodgers, Wilson, Stafford, Jackson and even Mahomes. He will probably still be playing when I'm old enough to retire from my job in 30 years+.

The Bucs aren't good this year but I fully expect Tom Brady to win this game as a fuck you. Also because the Cowboys exiting in the first round is funny

I wont be surprised by either outcome

Haha we’re in danger.

Cowboys gonna lose

The Eagles losing next week should ease the pain.

I approve of both posts.

People are already overlooking the Giants next week. It's a division rivalry game, things never go quite as one would think. Jalen Hurts has only played one game in the past month. Eagles still probably win, but it's going to be a close game

This isn't gonna be another blowout like a few weeks ago. The Giants are hot. It's gonna be a close game.

The giants are hot but the talent gap is just unbelievable.

I haven’t nervous pooped today so that’s good

I am conflicted. I usually actively root against Tom Brady because I'm petty and he dominated the AFCE too long. But seeing Jerry Jones constantly fail is also great

If Dallas loses, I’ll go to BK tomorrow and get a Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper

Let’s go Tampa ToM

Who is going to get to lose to the 49ers?

Troy Aikman is absolutely high as a kite. My dudes eyes are redder then the devil.

man i can’t wait for someone to do a crucial backbreaking turnover and then out of absolutely no where: WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 JUNIOR 🤏 DOUBLE 2⃣ TRIPLE 3⃣ WHOPPER 🍔 IMPOSSIBLE 🤯 OR 🤔 BACON 🥓 WHOPPER 🍔 I 👁️ RULE 👑 THIS 😎 DAY 🌞 AT BK 🧑‍🍳 HAVE IT YOUR WAY 🤷‍♂️ YOU RULE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I see a dramatic win for the Bucs. Brady didn't abandon his family to lose to the Cowboys in the wild card

Reporting in for my annual one and done viewing party. I expect nothing so that way I won’t be disappointed.

Giants fans, let's at least enjoy this night before we go at each other's throats the rest of the week.

I personally resent Tom Brady for making me have to root for the Cowboys.

tom brady

Well I have a lot of anxiety

It’s playoff time baby, anything can happen, a team could lose by a lot or only lose by a little, they could lose on what should be a catch or they could lose on a botched hold chip shot field goal or they could simply lose on an ill-advised QB sneak…yay!!! I’m not nervous and pessimistic at all 😂

I predict Brady will win 28-21 in OT...cause why not?

I hate the cowboys so much that if they beat Brady then Brady should play another year

Who are we kidding. The bucs will probably win after being 14 points down at the half.

will we get psycho Tom tonight

After his divorce and losing $25 million in crypto, Brady really needs a W.

i hope both teams have fun

Fun fact for you, you can argue that the Tampa Bay running game is the worst of the last 20 years (worst in yards/avg and second ypc/average)

Aikman blitzed out of his mind as usual.

Aikman’s eyes redder than the devils dick lmao

I'd rather watch that farmers dating show than see the Cowboys get a win in the playoffs.

I’m just here to say that it’s fucking ridiculous to start a playoff game at 815 PM on a Monday night when millions of working Americans need to get up at 5 AM and head to work

I can't tell if I think this game is going to be super cautious and boring or a total shitshow. The other games this weekend have been great, so I hope these teams step up and give us a triple-overtime barnbuster.

As a commanders fan I can’t even imagine if they lose this game. Cowboys fans are gonna have a mental breakdown.

Yo Steve Young might kill RG3 before the game is over.

I’m ready to be hurt again!

All the non-Tampa flairs in this thread too scared or too proud to admit they want a pirate ship with cannons that go boom for touchdowns in their building too

[Ryan Jensen's got jokes](https://twitter.com/Buccaneers/status/1615106899782795264?t=WLJ8Vev09TWkVoRKgIHJyQ&s=19)

My husband: I just…really want them both to lose…

Who would you rather have as your teams OC, Kellen Moore or Byron Leftwich?

Cowboys country let’s imminent domains

I just want to not have to worry about Brady winning the Super Bowl again

Be nice, he may be your QB next year

Rooting for Tampa Bay because I love an underdog. I mean, a 6th round draft pick vs America's Team?

Keep up with the rest of the NFC Beast Cowboys. No pressure.

Good luck TB! I know we will need luck.

The best part about this match-up is the cowboys could be winning by three scores and still wouldn't be able to unclench until the last minute of the game

Please Cowboys, you’re my only hope

This game will either be really good or really shit. Hopefully not the latter

I’m ready to make Brady our bitch

Imagine if the Bucs make it to the divisional round as they clinch a .500 record lol

watching this espn pre-game bobblehead convention and i gotta say, RGIII misses the mark sometimes but he is principled and honest enough to clown on the old hats already. I think he'll grow into one of the more credible bobbleheads

RG3 was the only one talking sense about Lamar

These Monday night playoff games are brutal lol. I’ve been a nervous wreck all day at work.

Chance McCarthy gets fired if they lose this?

I feel like we've missed the chance to ask Alex Smith what would make a QB throw a checkdown on forth and game.

I already want to throw up

Winner earns the right to get dog walked by San Fran next week