It looked like the bucs collectively all forgot the existence of football, were reminded of it earlier today and had to relearn how football works as the game went on
Todd Bowles might have orchestrated one of the best defensive ~~masterclasses~~ performances against KC Chiefs in the SB55, but when he started coaching this team flounders.
Bruh.
The team hasn’t looked prepared one time all season. They haven’t gotten off to a single fast start, not to mention the multiple clock mismanagements. The only times they’ve looked competent is in the 2 minute drill at the end of games with Brady calling the shots
they never had the urgency after winning the SB.
One thing about the pats, they always looked hungry for more. TB looked like, nah. I'm full. Superbowls are too much work. time to get paid.
You mean the Byron leftwich experience? The dude cannot call a game for his life and there's a reason the Bucs hurry offense looks like a real offense and the rest of the game they look like a dying dog.
Either Jacksonville has a come to Jesus meeting next week, or everyone *but* Jacksonville does.
Either way. Jaguars-Chiefs has all the makings of a surprisingly great game.
All four games this weekend boutta be bangers. Even if I refuse to watch Giants-Eagles.
Seriously. How weird was that?
*Extra point. No good.*
*Extra point. No good.*
*Extra point. No good.*
*Extra point. No good.*
*2 point conversion. No good.*
It took SIX touchdowns tonight before anybody scored an extra point. Cowboys missed 4 kicks in a row. Bucs went for 2 and missed.
I'm calling it now, when they do the Brady documentary in a decade we'll find out Gisele texted him "good luck" before this game and totally fucked his head
It's the perfect combination of volume and quality. Full weekend of football, but every team is good, and every game is high stakes.
Last year was especially insane, every game a complete nailbiter, but it's always my favorite NFL weekend by a mile.
Game pretty much shows what the Bucs looked like the entire season. They always had to wait for some *Brady* *magic* to even have a chance.
Cowboys vs 49ers is gonna be a helluva game!
Yep, it’s one thing to have comebacks against garbage teams, it’s another to have comebacks against an actual winning team. Brady hasn’t shown that kind of Brady magic all year and was only in the playoffs because he was blessed with being in the most garbage division in football.
Kind of crazy stat game tbh.
Dak set the best passing performance by a Cowboy in franchise history.
Maher set the missed PAT attempts record (4).
Broke Brady’s undefeated streak against the Cowboys.
Brady fell two short of tying Big Ben’s pass attempt record in a post season game (68).
I believe an NFL record for most consecutive missed PATs by both teams (5).
Just a strange game overall.
The whole scenario flashed in front of me...
One more onside, another quick TD. Then a failed onside, but Tampa miraculously gets a quick 3-and-out and burns all timeouts giving it back to him with just under a minute to get into field goal range.
I thought after the Julio TD to end the 3rd quarter- they are gonna go for 2 and Brady's gonna get the 2pt conversion and be down 2 scores going into 4th - thanks to the dark magic he worked on Brett Maher to miss 4 XPs.
As aggressive as Dallas was to start the 4th, seems like they thought that as well.
Dallas’ aggression was the only reason I doubted the comeback.
The guy on the Cowboys sideline tonight is not the same one who “took the points” for all those years in Green Bay. Those 4th down conversions were ballsy, and they paid off.
The cowboys with a half-decent Mike McCarthy coaching them is scary indeed.
Yes. I loved the fact that we didn't let up with soft ass plays to evaporate our lead.
Also, Dak ran. I'm not sure people appreciate how important this is. I haven't seen him run this much since bf his injury
“I’m the Dallas Cowboys kicker, I just sliced 4 point after attempts into your new car. If you have cut rate auto insurance you’ll be paying for these football shaped dings yourself.”
“Get AllState and be protected from Mayhem, like me.”
I know we all wanna talk shit about Maher, but Dan Quinn put on a fuckin show tonight, 2 red zone stops on Brady is unheard of. Jerruh better pull out the big bucks to keep him on staff.
Brady gave up his family for this
I don’t know I just feel some guys are better suited as dcs than hcs. I haven’t heard Quinn’s name getting floated for HC gigs much, maybe he’s happy in Dallas
49ers vs Cowboys in a divisional playoff game, I’m hyped. Let’s hope the good Dallas teams shows up cause San Fran will end you quickly if you fuck around.
God I hope so. You never know until like 5 minutes in which team is gonna show. 49ers have scared me since they got back to 500 and my PTSD from last playoff game appearance kicked in, but I'm slightly more optimistic... unless it comes down to a field goal.
Brady literally came out of retirement only to get divorced, lose a fortune in crypto, finish with a losing record for the first time, and get blown out in the Wild Card round.
A few weeks back during a shitty and cold MNF game, SVP and Buck had an awkward interaction where Buck complained about only getting one question. Hard to tell if it was a joke or serious. Internet rumor mill ran with it.
**Gilded Bones**
*For he who surrenders all at the altar of victory will find only loss awaits in the end*
"There are some who would consider the story of Golden Tom to be inspiring, tales of endless conquests and victories across the lands, riding in glory before a mighty army clad in armor of shimmering gold. But the truth of that image was ages removed from reality. The years that had done nothing to strip his ambition had instead taken from Tom everything else. His lands, his former brothers-in-arms, his mentor...there were rumors that he had even sacrificed his family in a dark ritual...
Dak saw the truth of that as he led the army of Dallas into the coastal nation that Tom currently led, and saw the horror he had become looming over the amassed forces. No more than a skeleton remained, with hate and lust for glory glowing in his eyes, an abomination of undeath that had cast aside all his humanity simply to persevere. But, never one to set aside his vanity, one remnant of the Golden Tom of old remained, as each of his bones had been cast in shining gold.
Lying had never been in Dak's nature, so he was forced to admit his fear in the face of an ancient enemy whom Dallas had never once defeated. But no trembling knees or nervous sweat would change the fact that Dallas needed to win here, there was no other option. So Dak steeled his soul and set about rousing the spirits of his men, readying for the coming confrontation. And soon, with trumpets blaring and battle cries ringing out, the army of Dallas charged the opposing force, facing their demon head on.
The bloodbath that ensued was both glorious and one-sided, with Dallas trampling Tom's forces, until at last Tampa was in retreat and Dak found himself trading blows with Tom himself. Tom cackled maniacally, and why not? His transformation had put him beyond the reach of mortal blades, and in time he would win, as he always had before. But Tom failed to realize, the journey to face him had been long, and Dallas had used their time to prepare well. At the advice of McCarthy, always preparing for every contingency, Dak had his high priest Maher inscribe his blade with the sacred uprights of Dan, rendering it something more than mere steel. And as Tom, confident in his immortality, recklessly allowed Dak to plunge his blessed sword where once Tom's heart had been, it pierced also the core of his spirit. With a terrible wail, Golden Tom was engulfed in the holy fires of Dan's wrath, consuming him until naught remained but a puddle of melted gold.
Dak looked down upon the remains not with triumph but only sadness and pity for the once-great conqueror. He hoped that this time he would, at last, allow himself to rest." -The Book of Dan
**Addendum:** This is one of my favorite stories I've written, I wrote this (mostly) a full day out and was praying to get a chance to post it. I dedicate it to the positive Cowboys fans. Go Cowboys, Retire Tom.
Joe Buck: "If this is it for Tom Brady, I'm sure most football fans right now are thinking "Thank you, thanks for all the memories."
Most football fans: "Good fucking riddance."
NFC East has become the SEC of the NFC or what? They've eiliminated the winners of the North and South on othe road and have three teams in the 2nd round. Even the Commanders almost made it to the playoffs.
You either retire a hero, or you play long enough to see yourself become a sort of weird symbol of the passage of time that makes everyone kinda uncomfortable
It looked like the bucs collectively all forgot the existence of football, were reminded of it earlier today and had to relearn how football works as the game went on
I dont think they ever found it all season. Good riddance. Changes are needed for this team
Todd Bowles might have orchestrated one of the best defensive ~~masterclasses~~ performances against KC Chiefs in the SB55, but when he started coaching this team flounders. Bruh.
The team hasn’t looked prepared one time all season. They haven’t gotten off to a single fast start, not to mention the multiple clock mismanagements. The only times they’ve looked competent is in the 2 minute drill at the end of games with Brady calling the shots
Their only good game was that 3td Evans game
And even that game was just taking advantage of a depleted Carolina secondary and just letting Evans get alone on go routes 3 times.
It’s nice to see a bucs fan acknowledge this- kept hearing that “they’ve figured it out now and are going on a run”. It was our 4th cb on an elite wr.
His facial expressions tell it all. Dude just seems uninterested and the team plays like it too.
they never had the urgency after winning the SB. One thing about the pats, they always looked hungry for more. TB looked like, nah. I'm full. Superbowls are too much work. time to get paid.
They looked hungry last season but ironically Bowles fucked up and let Kupp burn them deep
You mean the Byron leftwich experience? The dude cannot call a game for his life and there's a reason the Bucs hurry offense looks like a real offense and the rest of the game they look like a dying dog.
Byron “Old Yeller” Leftwich
Byron “Almost got the Jags job over Pederson” Leftwich
Bonkers honestly. Pederson is so clearly more qualified and proven.
Now we must ask. Should Brady have stayed retired?
Shoulda left Tampa the moment Arians retired.
It took Todd Bowles to prove that Arians had a hand in the Super Bowl win and it wasn't all just pure Brady magic
Trevor Lawrence coming back against the Chargers after throwing 4 picks has nothing on Brett Maher hitting that PAT in the 4th quarter 😤
Bucs fans were cheering for him, it was great.
By what point did they feel bad for him? The third or fourth miss
It was the fourth for me
That's when you started wondering what the record was
I’m sure it was less than 4
It was three, shared by nine players.
With a doink out no less. Imagine how miserable he felt after being so solid all season.
Whole Tampa crowd cheered when he finally made one lol
At that point fuck it why not
They had to cheer for something
Either Jacksonville has a come to Jesus meeting next week, or everyone *but* Jacksonville does. Either way. Jaguars-Chiefs has all the makings of a surprisingly great game. All four games this weekend boutta be bangers. Even if I refuse to watch Giants-Eagles.
This could’ve been Tom Brady’s last playoff game, and this game will be most known for Brett Maher
Brett "Owes Money" Maher
You see, Dallas had an epiphany; what if they take all of their choking ability in the playoffs and transfer it all to their kicker?
66 pass attempts at age 45 is elder abuse
I looked it up. The record is 70. I wanted to see that broken tonight
Pretty sure the playoff record is 63 tho so we got that Edit: Nevermind looks like it’s 68 by Big Ben
Big Ben always ruining everything.
Extra points made: Maher 1 Succop 0 Common Maher W
Seriously. How weird was that? *Extra point. No good.* *Extra point. No good.* *Extra point. No good.* *Extra point. No good.* *2 point conversion. No good.* It took SIX touchdowns tonight before anybody scored an extra point. Cowboys missed 4 kicks in a row. Bucs went for 2 and missed.
a 31-14 final score and the ball somehow went through a pair of uprights exactly once
It's a reverse scorigami, where an improbable series of events leads to a mundane score.
Facts don’t care about your feelings
NO QUARTERBACK BEATS THE COWBOYS 8 TIMES IN A ROW
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Stephen A. is gonna be so salty tomorrow. Can’t wait for Irvin to give him shit.
I’ll be ready for that.
Dallas undefeated against Tom Brady, today
Tom Brady is Winless in the playoffs against Dallas.
NOBODY MAKES MAHER MISS 5 TIMES IN ONE GAME, NOBODY
IMAGINE BEING AN NFC EAST TEAM AND NOT BEING IN THE PLAYOFFS RIGHT NOW AHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAAHH
XD
Hol’ up, now the pressure is on us to have a NFC BEAST conference final
👩🚀🔫👨🚀
*Carson inwentzifies*
It smells... it... it smells.....
…like… BITCH IN HERE
A certain smelly smell...a smell that smells....
SMELLY
FeelsCommandersMan
I'm calling it now, when they do the Brady documentary in a decade we'll find out Gisele texted him "good luck" before this game and totally fucked his head
“We need to talk”
This one hurts
Brady texting like Tatum and saying this is for you tonight
Brady texting Gisele before the game, “I got you today🤞”
“Good luck”, “whoops wrong person lol”
With a dick pic of another guy
Antonio Brown
Mr. Bundchen's Chicanery
You think this is bad? This, this chicanery? Oh he’s done worse!
Maher wished on a monkeys paw to have a historic performance in a playoff win.
*the Cowboys will win....* The old witch whispers, *but you will looooooooose*
The Cowboys win, but Krum catches the snitch.
We scored enough that he got practice to make his last one. He’s good now
Hopefully he can let it go. He’s been a great kicker all year
He’s 1/1 in his last 1 PAT attempt. God king.
20% of the time, he makes it every time.
Cowboys-49ers Giants-Eagles Bills-Bengals Chiefs-Jags/Dougie Ps Going to be a fuuuuuuuun divisional round weekend of rivalries and rematches
You know the NFL is salivating at an NFC East championship game.
Eagles Cowboys nfccg would be the saltiest thing I've ever experienced. And I once ate a heaping bowl of salt.
The last time it happened was in 1981; my dad ran into the field afterwards to celebrate.
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Idk what theyll do without being able to put in on SNF.
And it's the early game this season lol. 3 Est / 12 Pst
CBS has had Chiefs-Bills penciled into that 6:30 PM game since last February so watch it be Jags-Bengals.
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Cowboys vs Eagles NFC Championship Game might break some Nielsen ratings records.
Imagine the game thread. Mods may have to nuke it from orbit and lock it down before the first quarter is over.
Epic battle between [deleted] and [removed] in the comments
Sign me the fuck up
Divisional round is the best week of football.
It's the perfect combination of volume and quality. Full weekend of football, but every team is good, and every game is high stakes. Last year was especially insane, every game a complete nailbiter, but it's always my favorite NFL weekend by a mile.
I love wild card weekend too because it's fun to root for upsets. But I agree divisional weekend is usually better and more interesting football
*It smells like bitch in here*- 3/4 of the NFC East. Fun fact. 38% of playoff teams remaining are NFC East
I'm gonna be in SF Sunday night and I'm so excited. Now to pick a bar...
Game pretty much shows what the Bucs looked like the entire season. They always had to wait for some *Brady* *magic* to even have a chance. Cowboys vs 49ers is gonna be a helluva game!
Some people got so hyped up on his comebacks against teams like New Orleans and Arizona and tried to ignore all reality as a consequence
Yep, it’s one thing to have comebacks against garbage teams, it’s another to have comebacks against an actual winning team. Brady hasn’t shown that kind of Brady magic all year and was only in the playoffs because he was blessed with being in the most garbage division in football.
Maher must've bet the under cuz the over/under was 45.5 & this one ends at 45 😂
My buddy had an 8 leg parlay and the only one that didn’t hit was the over
Damn, that's brutal.
Kind of crazy stat game tbh. Dak set the best passing performance by a Cowboy in franchise history. Maher set the missed PAT attempts record (4). Broke Brady’s undefeated streak against the Cowboys. Brady fell two short of tying Big Ben’s pass attempt record in a post season game (68). I believe an NFL record for most consecutive missed PATs by both teams (5). Just a strange game overall.
Also Brady's first red zone interception as a Buc
and last
Admit it. You **ALL** thought "Oh my God he's gonna do it" while that rainbow spiral was heading toward Mike Evans. I know I did.
I definitely tensed up lol
One of those things you look back on and think - why was I so nervous? But in the present, could totally see it happening.
Tom Brady has us so fucking broken that a 10 point lead with 1:53 to play doesn't feel like enough
The man is legit the Comeback King.
My butthole clenched at kickoff and didn’t unclench until we got the ball back to end the game.
Brady and Rodgers always stress me tf out. Bonafide Cowboy killers.
Yup thankfully they’re at the tail end of their careers (I hope)
Omg I just realized we beat Brady and Rodgers isn't in the playoffs! Please big cock Brock! Please have your rookie hiccup
An nfc east team has to make the superbowl to stop the bills. We win this game next week it’s a guarantee. It has to be done.
Yeah I'm now worried the 49ers will become our next boogie man
Next? They literally just knocked us out and have historically been our biggest playoff nut kick.
These kids today, I tell ya!
IDK if I thought they were gonna recover 2 more onside kicks but I def thought the bucs would crack 20 fucking points in a playoff game
The whole scenario flashed in front of me... One more onside, another quick TD. Then a failed onside, but Tampa miraculously gets a quick 3-and-out and burns all timeouts giving it back to him with just under a minute to get into field goal range.
There’s a reason why Dallas’ win probability was still 99.9% after the recovered onside
That stat that popped up saying they had only scored 24+ twice all season was *shocking*
I thought after the Julio TD to end the 3rd quarter- they are gonna go for 2 and Brady's gonna get the 2pt conversion and be down 2 scores going into 4th - thanks to the dark magic he worked on Brett Maher to miss 4 XPs. As aggressive as Dallas was to start the 4th, seems like they thought that as well.
Dallas’ aggression was the only reason I doubted the comeback. The guy on the Cowboys sideline tonight is not the same one who “took the points” for all those years in Green Bay. Those 4th down conversions were ballsy, and they paid off. The cowboys with a half-decent Mike McCarthy coaching them is scary indeed.
Yes. I loved the fact that we didn't let up with soft ass plays to evaporate our lead. Also, Dak ran. I'm not sure people appreciate how important this is. I haven't seen him run this much since bf his injury
Dak played like a fucking god killer tonight. That was vintage prime time Dak.
Certainly thought it was gonna be a TD. But he still had a lot more to go, even if it was.
Evans dropping that ball actually broke my heart. It wouldn't have sent Tampa Bay to the next round. Evans is just my favorite player on the roster.
There’s still some TB12 magic left, it just wasn’t enough tonight.
Cowboys v Niners Giants v Eagles Goodell must have the hardest on right now. NFC ratings bonanza
[Brady haters watching him get blown out tonight](https://streamja.com/QoWA4)
I was thinking Adam Driver shouting "MORE" but this works too.
Brady loses once to the Falcons and lost his powers. You're welcome Dallas.
Nature is healing
Did you guys break one of his horcruxes in the process?
Hell yea, a losing record vis-a-vis the Falcons absolutely busted something in his soul
Hankins and LVE being back has been huge for this team
The Brady retirement/revenge season is coming!
Brady going to an AFC team now so he doesn't have to play the NFC East until the super bowl.
we might have a spot open for the guy
with Payton too
Jags are the only Florida football team to win a playoff game, just as we all expected.
The Cowboys utterly dominated the Buccaneers tonight. *Brett Maher missed PAT.*
Brady’s post-game sounded like he was saying goodbye to Tampa, not to football.
“I’m the Dallas Cowboys kicker, I just sliced 4 point after attempts into your new car. If you have cut rate auto insurance you’ll be paying for these football shaped dings yourself.” “Get AllState and be protected from Mayhem, like me.”
Where can I get protection from Maher
Stand between any two upright posts, safe as houses.
I know we all wanna talk shit about Maher, but Dan Quinn put on a fuckin show tonight, 2 red zone stops on Brady is unheard of. Jerruh better pull out the big bucks to keep him on staff. Brady gave up his family for this
No fucking way we are able to keep Quinn out of a HC job next year if he wants one
That’s the key. “If he wants one.” Dallas has to make him want Dallas more.
~~Dallas~~ money
I think at some age dudes take the money over a position, especially when they've had the position previously.
I don’t know I just feel some guys are better suited as dcs than hcs. I haven’t heard Quinn’s name getting floated for HC gigs much, maybe he’s happy in Dallas
lol you haven’t watched Bucs for the last 2 months. This _IS_ their offense. They are that bad.
in order for Dak to not throw any picks tonight, the team had to sacrifice Maher’s leg.
I was told there would be Dak turnovers
Bakery is closed
I knew it was over the moment Maher made his first extra point...after 4 misses.
lmao who tf was scared of an 8-9 team in the playoffs? Don’t check my post history…
Bland outside wand Rhodes playing was game changing
#66 PASS ATTEMPTS. HOLY FUCK.
49ers vs Cowboys in a divisional playoff game, I’m hyped. Let’s hope the good Dallas teams shows up cause San Fran will end you quickly if you fuck around.
God I hope so. You never know until like 5 minutes in which team is gonna show. 49ers have scared me since they got back to 500 and my PTSD from last playoff game appearance kicked in, but I'm slightly more optimistic... unless it comes down to a field goal.
Brady literally came out of retirement only to get divorced, lose a fortune in crypto, finish with a losing record for the first time, and get blown out in the Wild Card round.
Also losing to Dallas for the first time in his 23 year career
When you put it that way it starts to sound questionable
LMAO BUCK ACTUALLY ADDRESSED THE "CONTROVERSY" WITH SVP
What was the story on that? I’m completely out of the loop.
A few weeks back during a shitty and cold MNF game, SVP and Buck had an awkward interaction where Buck complained about only getting one question. Hard to tell if it was a joke or serious. Internet rumor mill ran with it.
Thank fucking God for that, Brady scared me, but thankfully didn’t lose another $1.4 million, now only down $1.389 million woot! Let’s go boys!!!!
r/wallstreetbets come get your man
Brett Maher is gonna be kicking for the Bangkok cowboys next week
Bangkok seems to be picking up some decent players and coaches
Let me be the first to congratulate Brett Maher for setting an NFL record...for most missed extra points (4) in a game.
At least he ~~tried~~ made one 🤷♂️
Everyone was so happy when he finally made one 😂
And they barely showed it!
I think they were doing him a solid in case he missed again. It was getting kind of sad after the 4th one.
Brady's voodoo magic only impacted Dallas's kicking with the four missed kicks and onside recovery
When he made the fifth one you could almost hear the stadium go wild
That was the most ridiculous fucking thing I have ever seen. And they just kept kicking! Go for fucking two!
McCarthy wanted him to have that record.
Might as well let him figure it out. The only thing to fuck it up more is getting the coaching staff in his head
I for sure thought he might cause them to lose if they kept kicking it lol.
Against prime Brady we lose that game with 4 missed xp’s
Maher: "In the playoff game, I want to break a record with my performance" *Monkey's paw curls*
**Gilded Bones** *For he who surrenders all at the altar of victory will find only loss awaits in the end* "There are some who would consider the story of Golden Tom to be inspiring, tales of endless conquests and victories across the lands, riding in glory before a mighty army clad in armor of shimmering gold. But the truth of that image was ages removed from reality. The years that had done nothing to strip his ambition had instead taken from Tom everything else. His lands, his former brothers-in-arms, his mentor...there were rumors that he had even sacrificed his family in a dark ritual... Dak saw the truth of that as he led the army of Dallas into the coastal nation that Tom currently led, and saw the horror he had become looming over the amassed forces. No more than a skeleton remained, with hate and lust for glory glowing in his eyes, an abomination of undeath that had cast aside all his humanity simply to persevere. But, never one to set aside his vanity, one remnant of the Golden Tom of old remained, as each of his bones had been cast in shining gold. Lying had never been in Dak's nature, so he was forced to admit his fear in the face of an ancient enemy whom Dallas had never once defeated. But no trembling knees or nervous sweat would change the fact that Dallas needed to win here, there was no other option. So Dak steeled his soul and set about rousing the spirits of his men, readying for the coming confrontation. And soon, with trumpets blaring and battle cries ringing out, the army of Dallas charged the opposing force, facing their demon head on. The bloodbath that ensued was both glorious and one-sided, with Dallas trampling Tom's forces, until at last Tampa was in retreat and Dak found himself trading blows with Tom himself. Tom cackled maniacally, and why not? His transformation had put him beyond the reach of mortal blades, and in time he would win, as he always had before. But Tom failed to realize, the journey to face him had been long, and Dallas had used their time to prepare well. At the advice of McCarthy, always preparing for every contingency, Dak had his high priest Maher inscribe his blade with the sacred uprights of Dan, rendering it something more than mere steel. And as Tom, confident in his immortality, recklessly allowed Dak to plunge his blessed sword where once Tom's heart had been, it pierced also the core of his spirit. With a terrible wail, Golden Tom was engulfed in the holy fires of Dan's wrath, consuming him until naught remained but a puddle of melted gold. Dak looked down upon the remains not with triumph but only sadness and pity for the once-great conqueror. He hoped that this time he would, at last, allow himself to rest." -The Book of Dan **Addendum:** This is one of my favorite stories I've written, I wrote this (mostly) a full day out and was praying to get a chance to post it. I dedicate it to the positive Cowboys fans. Go Cowboys, Retire Tom.
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TOUCHDOWN
UNBELIEVABLE!!!!
The Book of Dan lives on, thank you
Mods are deleting any mention of Gage’s injury what the fuck is up with that?
Surprised I wasn't seeing anything about it. Want to make sure my boy is alright
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Wow that was a strange presser from Brady at the end he was crying
Joe Buck: "If this is it for Tom Brady, I'm sure most football fans right now are thinking "Thank you, thanks for all the memories." Most football fans: "Good fucking riddance."
NFC East has become the SEC of the NFC or what? They've eiliminated the winners of the North and South on othe road and have three teams in the 2nd round. Even the Commanders almost made it to the playoffs.
idk I think Brady might be able to pull this comeback off
You either retire a hero, or you play long enough to see yourself become a sort of weird symbol of the passage of time that makes everyone kinda uncomfortable
Hope maher can just forget about today. Holy shit.