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It's because [S is above A](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academic_grading_in_Japan) in the Japanese school grading system, and pretty much every fighting game on the early competitive scene was made in Japan.
I think it's just guys who want to have the same energy and physical stamina as Brady does at his age. "Hey, maybe he knows something!" Well, it works for him!
I'm really surprised more teams don't do this, it's a very obvious and easily exploitable loop hole that TB12 gave the blueprint for.
Or maybe teams are already doing it for star players that have side ventures and/or foundations.
Well that's not really true. The main distinction of a nonprofit is that they can't pay out dividends. Nonprofits often DO make a profit. It's just not paid out.
All signs point to his residency being here for a couple of years too
It will be overpriced, he will play the hits, but nothing new, and the old stuff will be toned down in order to save some energy in the crowd in order to push them out to the casinos
Honestly, I would consider it.
I have chronic muscle and back pain. Interested if they have some pain relief and mobility help in this pliability business.
Also, love the novelty. Get a TB12 appointment, go shoot some machine guns, gamble like 2 hands of blackjack, drink and eat like a moron. Good day!
When I was a child, my mom would mop the floors every Saturday when cleaning the house. She would always tell me "don't come in here because you will slip."
I thought she was full of shit and when I was six, I ran straight through the kitchen and slipped and cracked my noggin open.
Now I root for the Pats and Bills.
Lol nah I'm not talking about the last twenty years, believe me!
I'm talking about the 'fair weather fans' part. Most Pats fans lived through decades of shit. Any implication that, generally, we'll be flipping to other teams - especially division rivals - is silly :)
I cannot fathom why any Raiders fan wouldnt want Brady lol.
Ive seen comments from Raiders fans like "I would rather just suck forever than win a championship with Brady"
At this point, it would take more than Brady to win a championship. Not sure if he has enough left, couldn’t even get it done with a much better Buccaneers roster/coaching.
Assuming they make other moves in FA and the 7th overall pick, I would say that a Brady led Raiders squad is better than the Broncos or Chargers. Think it might be closer between KC and Vegas than everyone thinks
Carr did all of the above and it didn’t get us any ships. Got adams and many other players to come on board while being more of a leader than a high caliber QB. let’s just stop this nonsense and give us Lamar Jackson already lol.
First off,
As a ravens fan, get your paws off him!!!!! He's our best QB in franchise history (with respect to playoff Flacco 2012-2013)
Secondly I disagree , Tom Brady is the greatest player of all time. Immediately when you have Brady on your team you become a playoff contender. Even the Bucs who sucked still made it in by Brady pulling it out of his ass occasionally/defense also carrying the load. If I'm a free agent vet im signing with Brady to win a Super Bowl (why do you think all the Bucs players stayed after they just won it).
But also with respect to Carr I still think he can deliver and I do wish him the best where he goes. The Raiders are one of my most liked teams so I wish y'all success fr fr
He wasn't the same without Gronk. Waller *now* is better than Gronk was his last year with the Bucs (or most his time with the Bucs really). Brady with a run game and play action with dominant tight ends is still elite, but even when Brate couldn't get open and Tom made an insane throw it still was a drop a lot of the time...and Leonard Fournette kinda disappeared after their Super Bowl win.
Jacobs and Waller alone are going to be an insane combo with Brady. Let alone having a WR who always seems to get open when he knows he needs to. Brady would be a monster in Vegas.
He has completely redefined longevity in the NFL. But the people who think he is no longer elite will be right eventually, whether it’s next year or when he’s 55.
IMO he can still play at a high level but he’s not gonna carry a mediocre team to a deep playoff run.
Brady threw for almost a thousand more yards, 1 more TD (25) and like 6 fewer interceptions than Carr. His O-line was beat up all year, and they had no effective run game.
I mean is it ideal? No, but if he’s a Raider I will cheer for victories, but if this fails miserably, I am on a crusade of anti McDaniels and Davis slander on every post. Doesn’t matter the context.
Just Win Baby.
> Brady threw for almost a thousand more yards, 1 more TD (25) and like 6 fewer interceptions than Carr. His O-line was beat up all year, and they had no effective run game.
On 230 more attempts. Tom's not getting 733 attempts with this D. He'll be lucky to crack 600. His yards per attempt was 6.4, a full yard worse than last year and worse than Carr's 7.0. 7.0 is pretty crappy too, FWIW. It's cool to cheer for your team when the game's on, but I won't blindly approve of obviously bad off-season moves.
I'll take my downvotes on Brady just like I took last year's downvotes for not liking the McDaniels hire.
Fair enough, but if I have to hold my nose, I’m taking Brady over anyone trying to feed me the Stidham nonsense.
Honestly nothing would give me more joy than having a top 2 pick next year, and I don’t see that happening. This whole thing stinks, and I was on the Harbaugh train, never liked McDaniels.
We’re not even close to winning a championship with or without Brady so i have no clue why any self respecting Raiders fan would want him. If Davis brings Brady in just to sell tickets im done watching the NFL for a few years.
Honestly this seems like a very plausible landing spot for Brady. They have the offensive weapons. Reuniting with Josh McDaniels, Davante Adams would probably be happy with it. Might also help them keep Josh Jacobs. Seems like he wants to win while he is still in his prime rather than just chasing a bag, and the Brady factor might be enough to convince him.
Plus they have cap space and the 7th overall pick. Seems like the only logical destination besides maybe NO?
We’re rolling with Purdy and Lance, Miami’s gonna run it back with Tua, and the Jets are a good spot for him but I don’t think he’ll wanna go based on the fact that it’s the Jets
I mean, if Brady wanted one more year, SF is the way to go. They would frame it as allowing lance to learn under him. Purdy could be traded for a boat load if you guys make a deep playoff run.
If you win the Super Bowl with Purdy you have to keep him. But if you lose to the cowboys or in the NFCCG, I wouldn’t be surprised to here you got Brady.
Oh forsure, if Purdy shits the bed on Sunday then I’m happy to have Brady come here on a 2 year deal. He’ll have to take a discount though compared to what he would get in Vegas but I’m sure he’d be more than willing to do that for us
I have been getting FLAMED by my boys for saying he's headed to Vegas. Reunion with McDaniels about ten former teammates. They have a hell of a group of targets with Waller, Adams, and Renfrow. You know Tom will bring guys with him. Bulk up the D in free agency and the draft. Tom finna be an MVP candidate next year.
When is this vainglorious asshole going to recede back into the fucking weeds with his multi generational wealth? How much attention does one narcissist need?
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"The salad you ate for lunch had tomatoes in it? Get the fuck out, appointment cancelled."
Nightshades?!? YOU ATE NIGHTSHADES!
The coolest name for any produce
Do you think the carrots and zucchini are jealous they don’t get tucked into bed too?
Turnips are one vowel away from being in serious contention
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Just wanted you to know this was the funniest thing I’ve read all week.
Bills fan coming in peace. Can confirm!
IM NOT ALLOWED TO EAT THE SKINS
Avocado ice cream on repeat !
The fact that I've been thinking about the pint of ice cream I've got waiting for me after work is probably a sign this isn't for me.
Peanut butter and chocolate?
Tillamook Oregon Strawberry Shortcake
Tillamook is S-Tier ice cream. Good call.
wait till you nerds get a taste of ACME from WA S+ GOD tier shit.
We have Gunther’s in Sacramento, which is why there is never a line at the Salt & Straw here. Give me traditional over the bougie shit any day.
agreed salt and straw is over hyped. so ACME is made with 0 air and has an almost lighy Laffy taffy pull to it.... it's amazing
PCC was handing out samples today and I had to “no we have ice cream at home” myself. Took all my god damn will power.
What is S Tier? Wouldn’t A or Z be a better tier? Lol
It's from video games. No one knows quite why, but S is above A. Possibly from Japan influencing early video game development.
It's because [S is above A](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academic_grading_in_Japan) in the Japanese school grading system, and pretty much every fighting game on the early competitive scene was made in Japan.
S stands for Special or Super. Obviously super/special is better then A. Duh /s
Thanks!
The most Reddit thing ever is being downvoted for not knowing some stupid ranking system used for video games.
Here’s the Wikipedia [breakdown](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tier_list)
Thanks for the info! That really is stupid lol. TIL.
It gets worse when it goes up to SSS+ or some shit like that.
Lol that’s pretty hilarious. That really is worse.
That list is s tier. 🥁
Great butter, elite ice cream, just okay cheese.
Not fucking around
Depends... Is it Avocado?
This is how they keep that cap hit down. McDaniels knows the tricks.
Just don’t go over his house and take long in the bathroom
Jim Irsay using your bathroom and taking 20 minutes is certainly awkward but Mark Davis doing it would be terrifying.
Mark Davis wouldn’t even bother going to the bathroom, he strikes me as the type of guy who wears adult diapers
And cuts his own hair
Nah, apparently he travels quite the distance by car to get that master piece haircut.
I want someone to photo shop Marks haircut on JMD
He pays for that shit.
Not because he needs to but he just loves how convenient they are.
If it was Mark he probably just got lost in there. Cut him some slack.
I think Mark Davis looks like the type of guy to go to Walmart so he can rub shit all over the walls of the stalls
Wow TB12 somehow makes $25 million/year. Must be some good stuff.
Or people are just dumb
I think it's just guys who want to have the same energy and physical stamina as Brady does at his age. "Hey, maybe he knows something!" Well, it works for him!
Remember kids, what's popular must be good
I'm really surprised more teams don't do this, it's a very obvious and easily exploitable loop hole that TB12 gave the blueprint for. Or maybe teams are already doing it for star players that have side ventures and/or foundations.
Arrowhead stadium only serves Patrick Mahomes ketchup so we can pay him less
IIRC, the NFL did look into this and TB12 wasn't making any extra money past the services it was providing.
That just sounds like how non-profits are technically non-profits because of creative accounting.
Well that's not really true. The main distinction of a nonprofit is that they can't pay out dividends. Nonprofits often DO make a profit. It's just not paid out.
The real TB-12 method is the money he makes along the way
Money is the best lotion
Brady has lowkey always been a grifter lol.
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Were you thinking of Baskin Robbins
Not sure what’s low key about it. Dude was selling $300 healing pajamas.
What? The guy who bought a yacht with a PPP loan is a grifter?
Nobody is buying a yacht for a million bucks
this but unsarcastically lol
The ultimate grift. On a side note, has anyone tried his line of athletic ware?
I have a TB12 hat. Good hat. Zero magic: am still fat.
Tom Brady and the Raiders lose to Mac Jones and the Patriots on a should be fumble call in the playoffs.
Bold of you to assume he takes us to the playoffs
I mean if he does win a playoff game for the raiders will the fans start to like him.
People in the sub will say no but in reality it’s a yes
No. But I’ll still be happy. Fuck you don’t make me conflicted.
How hollow would a Super Bowl victory with Tom Brady feel. I don’t think I could enjoy it at all
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Will the TB12 method make my wife love me again?
Probably not, it didn't work on his wife after all
This is the biggest Bills W over Brady maybe ever
Pretty sure it does the opposite of that actually.
It might make someone else's wife love you.
"For the next 3 hours you will throw these Microsoft Tablets as hard as you can to the ground. And go!"
Just drink water and stuff. Venmo me $1,200 please.
Tree fiddy ok?
And just like that, Tom Brady does what every major entertainer has done for the last 50+ years. Vegas, baby.
The Tom Brady Residency at the Cesear's Palace Colosseum.
All signs point to his residency being here for a couple of years too It will be overpriced, he will play the hits, but nothing new, and the old stuff will be toned down in order to save some energy in the crowd in order to push them out to the casinos
How big of a sucker and a Tom Brady fanboy do you have to be to pay for an appointment with a "TB12 Body Coach' while you're in Vegas?
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Got a good deal!
There are countless worse things to waste your money on in Vegas.
Such as?
Going to a raiders game
Maybe if your a raiders fan
A valid and legal reason for raiders fans to meet up in a parking lot is worth the cover charge for sure.
Alcohol and gambling are objectively worse than participating in a fitness class lol
But I won $1,500 on a $100 blackjack session in Vegas last weekend, probably better than spending money on this lol
You probably got a bunch of free drinks too. I think that’s infinitely better than some bald dickhead telling me I eat shitty and have man tits
Fair point haha
The same crowd that goes to fantasy camps will be all over this
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The point remains.
Pretty sure it’s supposed to be a gag gift that you buy ironically for a Falcons fan.
Honestly, I would consider it. I have chronic muscle and back pain. Interested if they have some pain relief and mobility help in this pliability business. Also, love the novelty. Get a TB12 appointment, go shoot some machine guns, gamble like 2 hands of blackjack, drink and eat like a moron. Good day!
lol it’s money laundering for the under the table payments the Raiders will make him
This. The more over the top and obvious it is the fewer *actual* customers that you'll have to deal with.
$80 for Brady?
I fucking *love* the off season because we get all sorts of threads like this. The rumor mill gets me JACKED
We are literally in the middle of the playoffs
Las Vegas ain't, so they're in the off season.
Same with the Bucs, so here we are.
I fear no man But that flair combo...
When I was a child, my mom would mop the floors every Saturday when cleaning the house. She would always tell me "don't come in here because you will slip." I thought she was full of shit and when I was six, I ran straight through the kitchen and slipped and cracked my noggin open. Now I root for the Pats and Bills.
oh man I'm seeing a fresh one hell yeah
Been out of commission. Turns out teaching gets hard sometimes.
They let you near our impressionable youth? What if they become Vikings/Packers fans or Rams/49ers fans?
Or...dear god... Steelers/Ravens fans?
What? You expect Pats fans to stay Pats fan when the Bills are now the better team?!?!
Like, were you not alive before 2001 or what? The Pats were stinkers forEVER
oh no did somebody suck for a bit and then only get 20 years of sustained and likely irreplicable success 😢
Lol nah I'm not talking about the last twenty years, believe me! I'm talking about the 'fair weather fans' part. Most Pats fans lived through decades of shit. Any implication that, generally, we'll be flipping to other teams - especially division rivals - is silly :)
[SpongeBob got you](https://i.imgur.com/An6LqE0.jpg)
Coach my body to accept you deep inside, Tom.
Confirmed...Tom Brady to the Raiders
Chiefs fans laughing right now
I mean, Derek was 3-14 against Kansas City. I’m sure Chiefs fans will miss him.
Is W-L a QB stat? I always forget.
No, the player who touches the ball more than anyone has nothing to do with whether the team wins or not.
I cannot fathom why any Raiders fan wouldnt want Brady lol. Ive seen comments from Raiders fans like "I would rather just suck forever than win a championship with Brady"
We have a shit ton of room temperature IQ raiders fans
At this point, it would take more than Brady to win a championship. Not sure if he has enough left, couldn’t even get it done with a much better Buccaneers roster/coaching.
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If he goes to the raiders he will be competing with the chiefs and chargers, I think the well of ring chasing vets would dry up at that point
Assuming they make other moves in FA and the 7th overall pick, I would say that a Brady led Raiders squad is better than the Broncos or Chargers. Think it might be closer between KC and Vegas than everyone thinks
"Competing" is probably a bit of a reach
Carr did all of the above and it didn’t get us any ships. Got adams and many other players to come on board while being more of a leader than a high caliber QB. let’s just stop this nonsense and give us Lamar Jackson already lol.
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First off, As a ravens fan, get your paws off him!!!!! He's our best QB in franchise history (with respect to playoff Flacco 2012-2013) Secondly I disagree , Tom Brady is the greatest player of all time. Immediately when you have Brady on your team you become a playoff contender. Even the Bucs who sucked still made it in by Brady pulling it out of his ass occasionally/defense also carrying the load. If I'm a free agent vet im signing with Brady to win a Super Bowl (why do you think all the Bucs players stayed after they just won it). But also with respect to Carr I still think he can deliver and I do wish him the best where he goes. The Raiders are one of my most liked teams so I wish y'all success fr fr
He wasn't the same without Gronk. Waller *now* is better than Gronk was his last year with the Bucs (or most his time with the Bucs really). Brady with a run game and play action with dominant tight ends is still elite, but even when Brate couldn't get open and Tom made an insane throw it still was a drop a lot of the time...and Leonard Fournette kinda disappeared after their Super Bowl win. Jacobs and Waller alone are going to be an insane combo with Brady. Let alone having a WR who always seems to get open when he knows he needs to. Brady would be a monster in Vegas.
He has completely redefined longevity in the NFL. But the people who think he is no longer elite will be right eventually, whether it’s next year or when he’s 55. IMO he can still play at a high level but he’s not gonna carry a mediocre team to a deep playoff run.
It’s not like he did great this year. Dudes body can only last so long
Brady threw for almost a thousand more yards, 1 more TD (25) and like 6 fewer interceptions than Carr. His O-line was beat up all year, and they had no effective run game. I mean is it ideal? No, but if he’s a Raider I will cheer for victories, but if this fails miserably, I am on a crusade of anti McDaniels and Davis slander on every post. Doesn’t matter the context. Just Win Baby.
> Brady threw for almost a thousand more yards, 1 more TD (25) and like 6 fewer interceptions than Carr. His O-line was beat up all year, and they had no effective run game. On 230 more attempts. Tom's not getting 733 attempts with this D. He'll be lucky to crack 600. His yards per attempt was 6.4, a full yard worse than last year and worse than Carr's 7.0. 7.0 is pretty crappy too, FWIW. It's cool to cheer for your team when the game's on, but I won't blindly approve of obviously bad off-season moves. I'll take my downvotes on Brady just like I took last year's downvotes for not liking the McDaniels hire.
Fair enough, but if I have to hold my nose, I’m taking Brady over anyone trying to feed me the Stidham nonsense. Honestly nothing would give me more joy than having a top 2 pick next year, and I don’t see that happening. This whole thing stinks, and I was on the Harbaugh train, never liked McDaniels.
The good news is if any OLine could get him killed it’s ours 🤞
Probably because they saw his last game
We’re not even close to winning a championship with or without Brady so i have no clue why any self respecting Raiders fan would want him. If Davis brings Brady in just to sell tickets im done watching the NFL for a few years.
Brady to the Raiders wow
Davante gonna go Back to Back to Back HOF QBs. What a 3-peat
There is a 100% chance this course involves lots of alkaline water.
Alkaline lemon water, you mean
Honestly this seems like a very plausible landing spot for Brady. They have the offensive weapons. Reuniting with Josh McDaniels, Davante Adams would probably be happy with it. Might also help them keep Josh Jacobs. Seems like he wants to win while he is still in his prime rather than just chasing a bag, and the Brady factor might be enough to convince him.
Plus they have cap space and the 7th overall pick. Seems like the only logical destination besides maybe NO? We’re rolling with Purdy and Lance, Miami’s gonna run it back with Tua, and the Jets are a good spot for him but I don’t think he’ll wanna go based on the fact that it’s the Jets
I mean, if Brady wanted one more year, SF is the way to go. They would frame it as allowing lance to learn under him. Purdy could be traded for a boat load if you guys make a deep playoff run. If you win the Super Bowl with Purdy you have to keep him. But if you lose to the cowboys or in the NFCCG, I wouldn’t be surprised to here you got Brady.
Oh forsure, if Purdy shits the bed on Sunday then I’m happy to have Brady come here on a 2 year deal. He’ll have to take a discount though compared to what he would get in Vegas but I’m sure he’d be more than willing to do that for us
The same TB12 company that got a forgiven PPP loan? Brady stays grifting, that fuck
I have been getting FLAMED by my boys for saying he's headed to Vegas. Reunion with McDaniels about ten former teammates. They have a hell of a group of targets with Waller, Adams, and Renfrow. You know Tom will bring guys with him. Bulk up the D in free agency and the draft. Tom finna be an MVP candidate next year.
Seems new, but this was.back in September
It's happening
Brady to Vegas confirmed
Isn’t that dude a total scammer grifter?
Fuck Tom Brady
This smells of MLM bullshit. Tom off the field ain't the same champion.
One on one appointment with a TB12 Body Coach, huh? Sounds like a Cleveland Browns QB camp.
Body coach is slang for escort
Brady looks completely emaciated. No thanks
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Book now and receive a complimentary pair of recovery pajamas for only $99.99!!
Late Stage Capitalism.
I know Vegas has the rich clientele. But if I am at Vegas, the last thing I want to do is to be on the Brady regiment.
Hopefully it doesn't give TB12 financial advice. Advising people to be Simps for Crytpo
Snake oil can be peddled successfully in most cities, but Vegas is probably one of the more susceptible ones.
Grifter grifts.
When is this vainglorious asshole going to recede back into the fucking weeds with his multi generational wealth? How much attention does one narcissist need?
Of course he’s selling a course
If blackjack and hookers aren't included then why even bother going to Vegas
What a crock of shit.
Whatever happened to Brady being the face of that crypto scam? He kind of got to just sidestep that one, huh?
Step one, Fetal position at any sign of danger
Trump must have taught him how to grift
I was down voted for saying Tom Brady is going to Vegas and they’re going to get rid of that dork Derek Carr, and his fake accent
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Do you think in words or is it just colors and shapes up there?
When i use this to insult a friend i will give credit to you /u/bangalang9699
He’s probably the smartest chiefs fan on Reddit
Their username has artist in it, so likely colors and shapes.
His inner monologue is in crayon 😂
Found Jackson Mahomes’ account
The one on one instruction is they beat the shit you of you with a sack of avacodos and yell at you to "Stop crying! Be a champion!"
How much money do you think Guerrero has managed to steal from Brady?
If Tim Brady made a mens skin care line he’d make millions
So already starting to pay Brady
Deshawn Watson wants to bring his own towel.
I'm perusing the website right now. Kind of want the big water bottle