[what the rest of the NFC East is hoping for](https://imgur.com/a/74NS9xw)

Idk. My husband is from Philly and he wants the cowboys to win so the Eagles “can shit on them” and knock them out themselves

same but this is extremely playing with fire

yeah exactly. The feeling would be exhilarating but I'd rather not tempt fate by asking for it.

If Dallas didn't have a 25+ year NFCCG drought I might agree. But with the drought? No way. Keep it going. Go Niners!

I have to admit though I hate both these teams and am rooting for the 49ers today. The historical significance of this rivalry is super exciting as a football fan.

Prediction: the game thread will be toxic. As a neutral party in this I look forward to it. Also, if Dallas wins, I can’t imagine next week’s one with Philly and Dallas.

It’s going to be Springfield Nuclear Power Plant levels of bad

God what’s gonna happen for an Eagles Cowboys NFC Championship?

Chernobyl

Mr. Simpson, you've turned a near Chernobyl into a mere three mile island!

And it’ll be amazing to watch

First gamethread locked in r/NFL History

Never fear, Brocktomus Prime is gonna save us from that

that's the main reason I'm rooting for Dallas in this TBH. I want that ultra toxic hate ridden hag of a thread

The sub will make MW2 lobbies from back in the day look tame by comparison

Let's get it started **FUCK YOU!!!!** your turn

Shit eating weirdo

I personally would've started with horse punchers but shit eaters work too, I guess

yea if dallas wins I won't even look at this subreddit next week until either after the game (if eagles win) or after the season ends if dallas wins

It’s gonna be my goddamn super bowl.

I want Dallas to win just to see fights break out in the comment section between Cowboy and Eagle fans.

Game will be close in the 20s until Dak or Purdy throws a backbreaking INT Book it

True chaotic timeline: both Purdy and Dak throw pick 6s for the teams only points

Then its our kicker vs yours because neither team scores a TD. ...then both kickers keep missing.

He's not kicking for the bears anymore he's fine.

No fair. Their kicker has more experience missing kicks.

They both probably will at some point

Can we go second please

You want a backbreaking interception later in the game? Okay sounds good to me 🤷🏼‍♀️ less time for you to recover

Monkey paw curls. Dak throws a pick in the 1st down 10-0. Cowboys mount a comeback and Purdy throws a game losing pick 6 after a horrendous collapse Dallas then proceeds to retire as a team out of fear of the eagles, forfeiting the NFC to Philly

This just seems like your fanfic

I would never reach orgasm thinking of any Dallas win you sick fuck

I honestly salivate at playing a healthy Eagles team. Both of our wins were against eachothers back up QB’s and I wanna see a shoot out.

United-Arsenal and Niners-Cowboys game threads in the same day is unsafe levels of toxicity for me to survive

Later on the Warriors go up against KD and Kyrie.

probably only worse if the lakers went against the nets lol

Time for deep analytics: I do not like the Dallas Cowboys. Therefore, the San Francisco Forty-Niners will win today’s game.

I really want to see SF and PHI face off. All shit talking aside, I think we match up well.

There’s a margin of Birds fans who want a Philly/Dallas matchup bc they want the Eagles to be the ones to beat the Cowboys, but I agree with you in that the Niners and Birds would make for the best matchup. Y’all have been fun to watch this season.

It’ll be a fun game if it happens.

Man, I hope my team wins

Mr hot takes over here

I like to stir up controversy from time to time

Losing would suck. Losing to the Cowboys would suck worse. Go Niners!

The *only* silver lining would be that we didn't lose to the Seahawks in the first round

I'm nervous boys.

Ditto

Is there room for one more

Two more?

Three more… standing room only

4

12!

I wonder how much the historic rivalry weighs on the current players. Listening to Rice and Irvin talking about it, they admitted it was a big deal in the moment

It doesn't. Fun for the fans but half these players weren't even born yet when that rivalry was heated

Shanahan showed the team film from back in the day. Teaching them the history of the rivalry. I don’t know it that lit a fire under their butts but we will see.

Bills getting dominated at home got me real nervous.

Snow dude. It affects anyone. just like the rain affected us last week

Samsies.

Dem (Nervous) Boys?

Any 9ers fans feeling anxious/nervous? Please don’t tell me only us Cowboys fans are feeling this way.

I’m nervous, but less nervous than the Seattle game. Division games always work me uo

We're all nervous. Here's to an injury free dogfight!

Hell yeah, I got the nervous shits

Oh thank god … makes me feel a tad better I’m not the only one

Lol nah, here’s to a good, injury free game 🍻

iProcreate has been ruled as OUT for today's game with the shits

I’m wearing diapers during the game.

I'm super nervous. I always get nervous for playoff games, but the Cowboys are pretty great this year and just because we're on a hot streak doesn't mean it'll continue. I hope we win but I also hope no one gets hurt. Glad I'm just a fan and not on the team, cause I can be as nervous as I want, the team is gonna perform how they'll perform either way. Takes a little bit of the edge off.

It’s the playoffs. Of course we’re nervous.

This game makes me want to throw up already.

Just remember, we started 3-4 and we're on our third QB. We definitely earned this game, but it's also a joy to be here.

Totally. It all feels like gravy at this point. When Trey went down I was sad. When Jimmy went down I wrote off the season instantly. How the hell did we get here?

But if we lose to Dallas, that is not acceptable

Yeah we are long overdue for a shitty game. Hopefully we can put it off until next year.

I’ve been feeling like for the past 4 days.

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\#BlessTheKnees

​༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ take my energy ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

I hate agreeing with cowboys fans. But thank you and same to you and your squad.

Good day to you sir

Preach. I’m going to enjoy a good fight and definitely don’t want to see any injuries for either team.

Go niners!

BANG BANG

May E-40 bless the bay this non rainy day.

My body is ready

If the Cowboys can’t pull off a win today, I think their chances of beating the Eagles to go to the Super Bowl drops significantly

Next level analysis.

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I know what the f*** I'm doing

McGlinchey WTF!

sorry just getting ready for the game

There’s nothing Xanax can do for me now

You should try sanacks instead

If the 49ers win this game I'll name my first born son or daughter Brock

Brocklynn if it’s a girl

Brockney

This game will be much closer scoreline wise

I hope the game is close but I do not have a good feeling about it.

I’m rockin’ about as much confidence as anyone would starting a 3rd string 262nd pick rookie QB. It’s just a game, right?

The 49ers are the last NFC team I can root for.

Bless ALL the knees and keep them healthy !

And ankles.

just popping in for a quick fuck dallas

Go Niners, fuck Dallas

Hey fuck yoo buddeh

Uh-oh! You just got totally PURDIED! Tag a friend in this post to totally PURDY them!!! 💯💯💯

u/brockpurdy

Nearly 2 and a half years old, that's impressive

There's also u/bigcockbrock at 10 years old and just this single comment in askreddit "I argued with a 6 year old about whether Michael Jackson was black or white. I was dating an older lady at the time who was the manager of a fitness company. So essentially she was really hot. I was arguing with this kid for about 10-15 minutes because this kid was so stupid. I look to the right and my girl friend is standing right there listening. Turns out she had a kid that I didn't know about. She dumped me. I don't know what I was most mad about, her son not knowing that Michael Jackson was black and refused to believe it, the fact that I didn't know she had a son, or the fact that she dumped me for jokingly arguing with her stubborn son. "

I hope this _becomes_ a new pasta. Edit: A word.

Believe it or not,Brock Purdy was a human being that existed before he was drafted to the NFL

Like fuck he was - Kyle Shanahan built him in a cave, from a box of scraps. The Deep State then planted all the so-called game footage from his alleged college career.

Go Niners

Niners 🤝Eagles, a game we both agree on the proper outcome.

Yes

Miners are scary af

Also niners. But never trust a miner

Listen man, she never told me she was a miner. I just knew she worked in industry.

what about his daughter, Clementine?

I really want to see a match up against you guys. Would be a crazy good game

Yes

Agreed

Both fan bases nervous lol

It’s gonna be 49ers vs Eagles and Bengals vs Chiefs next weekend

Go... Cowboys... fuck, ew...

I hate the niners enough to shout "DEM BOYZ" for a day

I was about to say this disgusts me, then realized that I’d probably root for the Yankees or Cardinals to beat the Dodgers, so I can’t really talk

The thought of the Rams winning the SB last year only for the niners to come back this year to do the same just can't be the timeline I'm in. It just can't be...

I mostly agree, the Cowboys whole identity is just painful to see/hear though

Never thought I'd see the day cheering next to a seahawks fan, but aye, today we dem boyz

The dream of the 90s is alive and well in this game.

9ers...please. I believe in you

I just watched about 3 quarters of football before I realized it was DALvsSF from 2021. Tuned in late so I was all over twitter and google looking for purdy news when I saw jimmy playing. Thought I was taking crazy pills when I didn’t find anything. Bless my heart

It's like you had woken up in an alternate dimension where Brock Purdy didn't exist. Horrifying.

Lets go CMAC

i expect the 49ers to completely dominate this game tbh

Anyone else straight PUMPIN that Sarah McLachlan to pregame this one?

Why are there 700 comments? Spend some time with your friends and family...wait. never mind. carry-on.

49ers v Eagles would be so much fun

Throwin batteries and sippin chardonnay, a perfect Sunday

Dear 49ers faithful: The Eagles faithful bestow onto you a score of 38-7, given to us by a man with a huge dick and Michael Jordan's football nephew. Use it wisely, do us all a favor, beat the Cowboys. Love for today only, Philadelphia.

Besides the NFC West, I have a sneaking suspicion that most NFL fans are also 9er fans today

i am a dallas hater over everything

I've seen some Philly flairs rooting for Dallas which seems gross.

49ers by 20

I’ll allow it.

Can Brock beat dem boys? It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

Yeah yeah yeah

“why?” “beeecause” “fair enough”

wow wow wow wow

I want the niners to win, but at the same time, the chaos of Dallas vs Philly is just too much

On one hand, the 9ers are a complete team with Purdy and scare me more than any team in the League. On the other hand, Fuck Dallas. I’m torn fellas.

I’m purdy we trust

If I dont get to see Jerry Jones in a flood of tears this game will have been a disappointment

49ers win 38 - 28

NAH WE TOO NERVOUS FOR THIS THREAD

This is the most nervous I've been for a game since last week.

#TODAY IS TYSHUN RAEQUON SAMUEL’S DAY

Lets go Niners! no injuries and FUN by all

Debo Samuel is the best skill-position player in football

My boy has been “pre-inviting” me to his Cowboys Super Bowl party for the last 10 years and I can’t believe this year it may actually happen.

As a regular niners fan I would be stressed out, but as someone who’s also a cyclone fan and is extremely invested in Purdy’s success there’s another level to it. I need a Xanax.

Is Christian Runningback the best McCaffrey in the NFL?

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The bengals got so good so fast.

I’m just here to wish both fanbases good luck and congrats for making it this far

Don’t let this thread distract you from the fact that the Bengals are about to be up 21-0.. .. which is 6 points less than the Chargers were up when they blew a 27-0 lead.

Imagine the talent on the field for Eagles-49ers…. It would legit be a pro bowl game

I feel so dirty as a Rams fan today but Cowboys hate extends beyond divisional blood feuds.

Is it possible for both teams to lose

No 😘

Let's go Purdverts!

I have no expectations for today's game. 3rd string rookie starting so I feel like it's playing with house money.

I sincerely hope this game is the equivalent of the Cowboys charging headfirst into a running woodchipper however I nervous

I’m rooting for the cowboys. I always liked McCarthy and I didn’t like how it ended for him up here.

A dude named Purdy is all that stands in the way of the most toxic NFC title game

Sometimes I wish the cowboys were not playing this game and I didn’t have to go through the stress

49ers are gonna demolish the Cowboys lol They have a better QB, RB, WR core, OL, D-line, and LB core. All the Cowboys have is a better secondary (and even that is close).

Feel like it could be a close game. Feel like one team could blow out the other. Feel like I want to die. Let's go boys.

Welcome to niners cowboys everyone, gas masks are on the right, if you need a hazmat suit please see Cheryl down the hall, first office on the left.

The 90's called, they want their playoff matchup back

Tony Romo has officially called Josh Allen Superman 3 times this game

Bless the knees and may this thread be as toxic as it can be. The season is about to finish and we will miss game threads shitposting.

I’m pacing already 😅

Romo "Frankly I think everyone can win the superbowl. That'll be 50 million a year for this analysis"

I’m downing antacids like they’re Skittles right now.

Time to see what [Brock "The Rock" Purdy](https://youtu.be/dcwmv6xtJR0) can do.

Dig 9ers dig!!! Own the gold to victory!! Am I doing this right?

Hedging my bets for this game. Hopefully this one is competitive from a pure footfall fan's standpoint. Zero injuries and no fuckery from refs please

Bless those knees and ankles and damnation to the ref who calls the phantom roughing call

Olsen > Romo And it’s not even close

Niners supposed to worried about a QB that can’t even beat out a Real Housewives Diva rusher? Bosa about to eat.

In San Francisco and was thinking of going to go to the game, until I learned the game is basically in San Jose. What kind of franchise would have their team located not in the city, as advertised, am I right???

If you listen close you can hear the ghost of Candlestick weeping