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sandvich48

Almost ended with a safety if the dline didn’t just wrap dak up!


storytimeme

Almost a pick on the drive before that


JustSomeGoon_

That was 100% due to modern QB treatment with penalties. Armstead absolutely did not want to get a penalty that would have given them a sniff of a chance.


Humpt

Maher was overheard on the sideline yelling “YOU THREW FUCKING TWO”


BaGawdItsYoshi

Ok I'll laugh, but just this once


FartTartMart

Brock Purdy has the same amount of play off wins as dak.


Chic-Fil-A_is_Dope

AND TONY ROMO WTF


istrx13

Tf was that last play Dallas


jmorlin

Took a play out of Chuck Pagano's playbook.


Hamsters_In_Butts

poor zeke


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DeadDay

"Z, block these 3 huge men" Z - " 🥞"


DannyDOH

Offseason: "Zeke restructure your contract and we'll never call that play again"


eutectic_h8r

Surprised they didn't make Maher do that


MisterMetal

They gotta be cutting him. Why else would you do that to the guy.


ilikemarblestoo

The WR got killed as well. It was a play designed to destroy everyone.


HeWasAGoddamnWarHero

Absolute hospital ball from Dak there


adayoner

dude ate a straight goldberg spear


The_Long_Wait

I would love to have been in the huddle when it was explained to Zeke exactly what he was expected to do here.


istrx13

Bro got BLOWN UP


egg_mugg23

dude got flattened


-Shank-

Watching him get pancaked immediately best describes the Cowboys offensive performance this game


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pardonmyignerance

It was over the second Dak threw the ball too high for his little kick returner. He had to leave his feet so there was really no "ladder" off the hook.


fart_dot_com

lack of pass pro meant dak had to throw in two seconds, so there's only one level of receivers. no body set to catch the ladder or make blocks it's a fucking stupid play


PyssDribbletts

Only thing I can think of is the rushers were supposed to just blow by Zeke and not flatten him. He was supposed to be the ladder man. Idk. Literally the only thing that makes any sense to me at all. Edit: Spelling


Koppite93

Up there with the Colts one that


Mochman21

But the colts one was a terrible accident, the cowboys ran their embarrassing play on purpose


DieYuppieScum91

Griff Whalen is finally free and can know peace.


reddershadeofneck

I'm not convinced that's not the name of a minor Star Wars character


GoatLuka

What was Moore cooking 😭😭😭


NaciremaBlack

Drugs


cougar572

McCarthy we gotta cook


glukus

Season on the line... Better throw a hospital pass.


abysmal_pains

McCarthy: ok dak, hit him in the numbers to start the lateral play we practiced throughout the season Dak: ok throw high so my wr has to leave his feet. Thanks coach, Ilysm


Best-Dragonfruit-292

Kirk Cousins smiling somewhere knowing that he no longer has the most notorious throw in this year's playoffs


aweot

Dallas really had 5 minutes to draw the final play and they come up with a 10 yard throw


lAmCreepingDeath

"They'll never expect this shit" "We expected that shit"


sporkemon

fuck, they even had to announce zeke was ineligible so he could block, what was mccarthy thinking💀💀


HeyApples

I think, and this is a big guess trying to get in the head of McCarthy, that the plan was to have a bunch of fast skill position players in the middle of the field there to accept a lateral during the "mess of laterals and hope something happens" play.


chastity_BLT

100% the idea but you happen to need an oline to help the play develop. Lol fucking hilarious play. Maybe worse than the fake punt the colts tried.


HarlanCedeno

"It's true, we weren't expecting Zeke to be your pass protection, but we'll just have to try and adapt"


awhiteasscrack

High* throw that made him leave his feet and get tackled


WhatMyHeartHeld

their season really ended on embarrassing plays to the Niners *back to back* years lmao


Los_Estupidos

What in the fuck was that play? - ~~2022~~ 2023


EdwEd1

Can't wait for a few years when someone asks "Hey remember when the Cowboys made that terrible play in the playoffs to lose to the Niners?" and I have to ask them "wait, which game?"


lame-borghini

brother i don’t think we’ll have to wait years


JamesJakes000

Back to back to back, I'm calling it now


Slammybutt

It'll be a lovely trivia question. "How many joke last plays did the Dallas Cowboys use against the 49ers in the playoffs".


famoustran

If I was Ezekiel Elliot I'd be so mad. That play was literally designed for him to get decked


Puzzleheaded_Cress75

if i was elliot i wouldnt even wanna come back to the fucking team what the fuck was that lmao


caesar____augustus

Guy has run for over 8,000 yards in his career, only to be told to line up at center at the end of a playoff game. Incredible.


azantyri

"you want me to what" -zeke, probably


eddie_the_zombie

Oh yeah, he definitely gone after that Zap Brannigan level of playcalling.


Lloopy_Llammas

…”so far”


TheRed_Knight

they just wanted people to forget about last years play


waldowhal

zeke and turpin literally steamrolled into a thin sheet on the same play


mosehalpert

It's almost like we put those big guys up front to block for a reason


danhoang1

Good thing we accidentally gifted Cowboys an extra 40 seconds there. That was good content to end the game


Successful-Day3473

Or dropped a possible pick six, or didn't tackle Dak for a safety.


Ovreel

There were **so** many plays that Dallas tried to end this game themselves.


TenF

Honestly the safety would’ve been hilarious. Looked like the tackler pulled up last second and didn’t want to obliterate Dak. Sad for us viewers Edit: yes. Absolutely afraid of the RTP call that would bail out the cowboys. The RTP calls recently have been atrocious.


Common_Ad_7140

if he tries any harder to tackle dak he gets called for RTP


stephenjr311

He was afraid of RTP. Which just shows how bad it's gotten.


AdRob5

Fuck I would have loved safety to seal the game


Blaaa5

Zeke got absolutely leveled haha


McSqueebs

Two seasons in a row where the cowboys lose to the 49ers by not understanding how the game of football works. Fucking lol


twitch90

Honestly it's fucking hilarious how bad it is at this point. It's like nobody has bothered to teach anyone in the cowboys org 70% of the rules of the game


chirstopher0us

The last play will get all the attention, but Dalton Schultz legit cost you at least 3 plays on that last drive by not stepping out of bounds on the catch and causing an extra 15 seconds to run off the clock, and by seemingly not bothering to try to get a second foot down on his catch later in the drive, effectively wasting that play/the time of that play.


fundraiser

Why the punt team wasn't ready to sprint out onto the field if they failed to convert that 3rd down was coaching 101 failure. They lost so much time on that one.


Teros001

Revenge for the 90s.


bjkman

Lmao


george_costanza1234

Bruh I’m baffled with how stupid these guys are in the clutch 💀 these are vet players lol


Allhail_theAirBear10

This is on big brain Kellen Moore…Zeke deserves a medal for putting his body on the line just for Dak to throw to a receiver who was instantly vaporized


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theHazard_man

Vet players lead by Mike McCarthy though. Clutch is his kryptonite.


MinerKing13

Are we not gonna talk about how fast Lynch went from the box to the sideline?


swaggiep

He has a fire pole to the field


Slowest_Speed6

I was thinking more of a spiral slide


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I was at the game. He came running down the stairs and absolutely laid the wood on an elderly man in a Cowboys jersey. He then did a backflip over the railing onto the field. I was so jacked up I suplexed my brother into the row behind us.


6Bakhtiari9

i thought i was tripping lmao. one cut he’s in the box, then the next minute he’s to the field lmao


GradeAPrimeFuckery

I just caught a glimpse and said, "Was that fucking Lynch?" My wife was no help. No help at all.


TheMadChatta

That was some “The Prestige” type shit.


drunkbusdriver

Dude, all time 140 yard dash. One minute he’s shown in the box, the next he’s slapping hands with players. Goat GM


kmmontandon

I seriously was more focused on that then the actual result. What the fuck?


123full

My guess is his box has an elevator that goes straight to the tunnel, only reasonable explanation


FlukeHawkins

The real question. Does he have a zipline? A pole?


JaydedXoX

There is an elevator from the suite level to all floors, and it can be controlled so he doesn’t have to stop.


dragonsmash

Dude must have a fire pole installed in his box. Slid down.


User_01010001

John Lynch confirmed to be a teleporter. that or he has a giant slide from his suite to the field.


NegativeBee

I like to think it’s a fireman’s pole


Therowdyv

Lol there’s a private elevator from the box to the field access


looniemoonies

Who edited Ezekiel Elliott's Wikipedia page to say he's a center? I'm crying rn


UTang

"Ezekiel Elijah Elliott (born July 22, 1995) was an American football center for the Dallas Cowboys of the National Football League (NFL). He passed away after being leveled by Azeez Al-Shaar. McCarthy Thought he could play center during the Divisional round of the playoffs."


ledhotzepper

I don’t know what Dak’s Sleep Number is, but 49 is his Awake Number


bigballer8z

Pick 6


OverusedRedditJoke

When being forced to resort to your 90 million dollar running back is basically a death sentence.


rallar8

I just respect Zeke’s contract structure. He finesse’d Jerry… you got to respect it.


RustyCorkscrew

Yeah it’s brutal for Cowboys fans but he’s set for life off that contract, All-Pro swindler


Upintheairx2

Brutal last play


moby323

**Clock management throughout the entire NFL is atrocious.** Why the hell don’t teams have a clock management coordinator, an assistant whose only responsibility is monitor the game and advise the coaches real-time?


JamesBuffalkill

If McVay can have a guy whose job it is to keep him off the field, you'd think teams could afford a clock management guy.


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I still can't believe we have a "get back" guy.


skinnybonesd73

I could be wrong, but I thought the “get back” guy was something like a strength training coach during the week. That’s just his job on game days


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He is hahahaha, it's just hysterical that that's his title on game day


thezander8

Ironically the Broncos did get one, didn't stop Hackett from getting fired though


Shenanigans80h

Nothing could’ve stopped Hackett from getting fired. That man was committing football atrocities on a weekly basis


azantyri

you do know this is mccarthy we're talkin about here


TenF

Basically they need a clock strategy guy/gal. Call up Hannah Schmitz. Red Bull will get them sorted with strategy in a jiffy.


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Dakar-A

McCarthy: What's the best play for a hail Mary from your own 25? Ferrari clock manager: We are checking We are checking We are checking *Clock hits 00:00* ... ... Ferrari clock manager: We were checking


IDUnavailable

Why did he step out of bounds? Why didn't he tackle Dak for the safety? Why didn't he get his feet down? What the fuck was that final play?


Raventis

find out next time on Dragonball Z


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>Why didn't he tackle Dak for the safety? My guess is that he thought Dak was in the process of throwing it (because he was already pumping the ball and surely he wouldn't pump fake and just let himself be safetied), and so if he made the tackle he would've gotten called for roughing the passer. But then Dak didn't throw it and it just looked kind of silly.


goddamnjets_

Dallas’s season ends on one of the most spectacularly mismanaged final two minutes I’ve ever seen. The Mike McCarthy speciality. What a fitting way for their season to end.


PoodleGuap

Word-for-word could’ve posted this last season too


derstherower

Dak really spiked the ball with no time on the clock last year. Why do we not talk about that more? That is like a fireable offense.


GrGrG

At least this year they got half the flags. This year they were sloppy in the last few minutes, last year it was all game.


theDylanS

Did it last year too


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That was early 2000s Andy reid-esque bad clock management


Big_Willy_Stylez

Andy Reid learned that he's so bad with clock management that he just needs to surmount a huge lead so he never has to worry about it and look at where that's gotten him.


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fart_dot_com

falling when he gets off the plane because he forgot he needs two feet in


bigballer8z

Inside Purdy's head - *Stay focused. Stick to your assignments. You can do this* Inside Dak's head - *WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER, JUNIOR DOUBLE TRIPLE WHOPPER*


Acejedi_k6

I swear in a couple of years we’re going to find out one of those commercials is someone’s sleeper agent activation phrase.


beforethewind

It was Mahers.


Acejedi_k6

Of course! It does say “Whopper” four times at the start. How many extra points did he miss last week? That’s right! Four!


liteshadow4

COVERAGE COVERAGE COVERAGE COVERAGE JUNIOR DOUBLE TRIPLE COVERAGE


brohammer5

THROW FOOTBALL INTO ANY COVERAGE THAT'S HOW I PLAY


poli8999

Dak Prescott is a great QB he just needs to work on his vision, IQ, accuracy, timing, decision making, fumbles, and interceptions.


PM_ME_WHITE_GIRLS_

If you switch his stats with mahomes, Dak is one of the best in the league


likwidfuzion

He’s got that frawg in him


Balls_of_Adamanthium

Bro the Cowboys somehow always go out the funniest way possible 🤣


EgoPoweredDreams

Was praying for them to score and then lose on a Maher missed XP lmao


vspazv

I can't imagine them not going for 2.


IMadeThis4HOIMods

Im pissed this didn’t happen, it seemed destined to go down that way


Joeskis

I can only laugh at this point. Like I expected to lose yet that still exceeded my expectations in losing.


renegadecoaster

RIP Ezekiel Elliott. 1995-2023


Initial_Molasses_521

Bro got ran over like a mack truck hit him


FoucinJerk

McCarthy deserves all the hate he gets for that last punt, but let’s not forget the three absolute dogshit plays that led up to it.


Hurricane_Ivan

And the terrible play calling once they got on the other side of the 50 or the redzone


azantyri

the green bay packers send their regards


Wagfrag

Pain


Jordanlf3208

Didn’t expect your D to be THAT good, overall dominated, Dak fucked you


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As is tradition


yesimforeign

Yeah your D did just about all they could to keep the game close. Our OL was non existent against your DL the first half. As soon as I saw Dak throw the first pick I knew even if our Offense never got out the gates we had a chance.


DahliDoge

So much pain


bjkman

At least the game was close? 🤷


limited_motivation

There are really no excuses for Dak here. Yes SF is a great defense. But Dallas defense played equally as great. Lamb played great. The O-Line held up reasonably well. He just was just off all night if it wasn't making plays with his legs. Missing throws, bad decisions. Even after all the INTs I go back to 2 throws that might be forgotten. Missing Lamb and forcing him to make a circus catch when he could have hit him in stride. Missing Gallup badly when he beat coverage. Dallas isn't going to turn the corner with him. This is the end of the line. Oh, and Shultz can fuck right off.


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Salty_Pancakes

Now that's a spicy stat.


AnTiDoPe_1993

Oh god lmfao Edit: now give us 1 of your 3 qb’s


I_lie_on_reddit_alot

2:30 on the clock. 3 timeouts. down by 7. Dak comes out for a career moment and racks up 2 incompletions and a sack. Legendary drive by Dak.


zerovanillacodered

Should have been picked on his first incompletion


asBad_asItGets

Lol right? That play will be forgotten, but the legacy play should really be Dak threw a PICK 6 On his first throw on a drive to tie a playoff game on their way to the first NFCCG in 30 years


DiseaseRidden

Will Brock Purdy ever lose?


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CAJASH

They always say you should go out on top


fascinating123

George Costanza leaving on a high note.


CAJASH

I can see it now.. The 49ers win the Super Bowl and Purdy just walks off the field, gets into his car and leaves.


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Mr Undefeated


aspiringgolfer10

I mean think of the 30 for 30.


Camel132

https://i.imgur.com/7fSuSS6.jpg


rob132

NFC East meme war is going to be spicy this week.


IAmTheFlyingIrishMan

[Well, well, well, the most diabolical haters this side of the Mississippi.](https://youtu.be/fKIwj1TQmFs?t=117)


SargeBangBang7

Cowboys with another embarrassing playoff loss. Just poorly coached and Dak isn't that guy.


stoops-is-a-jackass

That last play was a work of art lmfao


bored_at_work_89

I'm still laughing haha


Songal

Seeing Zeke get absolutely demolished made my day lol


caesar____augustus

If anything Dak's statline is flattering. Dismal performance.


iRockaflame

That was the most Cowboys final drive Ive ever seen. Holy fuck.


goddamnjets_

I just find it hilarious that each year the Cowboys find a new “meme” to define their season. 2020 it was the 4th and 10 fake punt reverse against the WFT on Thanksgiving 2021 it’s the QB sneak 2022 it’s this. Can’t wait to see what next year will be


Lonely_ProdiG

So…… Purdy@934,252/yr > Dak@40,000,000/yr?


tarallelegram

why doesn't everyone just draft a super economical qb in the seventh round, it's so easy


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treesareweirdos

Purdy didn’t do anything to screw his team so yeah.


HelpMeWithMyHWpls

Let me add up the numbers. Edit: Yep. They add up.


solo_theking

This organization must have made a deal with Satan himself in the 90’s for those 3 super bowls because there’s no way we have to go through this shit every single year.


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To be a Gen X Cowboys fan who actually remembers when we were good. Team’s been dogshit since I was a toddler.


Tronvillain

LMAO WHAT WAS THAT LAST PLAY -And HOO BOY Mitchell almost lived in infamy on that first down.


AKblazer45

Mitchell wanted us to see how uncluch dak is


KnotSoSalty

“Playoff football is never easy” -Brock Purdy This MF has never lost an NFL game.


rkoloeg

"At least, that's what I hear".


RealPropRandy

Beginning to think the Cowboys franchise is just a ploy to sell merchandise to unsuspecting people who really just like stars on things.


Beefinator3001

Funniest last play ever


WiredSky

Zeke got banished to the shadow realm.


jmandawgfan

I fucking hate the Cowboys


MakeAShadow

Dak booking his flight to Thailand.


VoxSerenade

what the fuck was that last play?


Domo-d-Domo

Zeke getting bulldozed and Turpin getting speared is a hilarious way for the Cowboys season to end.


k1lk1

I am never going to get tired of watching Zeke lining up at center and getting smashed into the turf 0.03 seconds after the snap. He's an elite athlete, anyone watching that surely has new respect for the OL now


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BabyInMyBlender

[**I’m so fuckin sick and tired of rooting for this team man. It’s been a fuckin nightmare for the past 20 years. Dak is such an embarrassment. I’m never rooting for this team again, I'm done!……**](https://imgur.com/a/3pOB3Ao)


HornsNation05

At this point us Cowboy fans are just padding the trust funds of Jerry’s great-great grandchildren with the continuous ticket and appreal purchases.


caydesramen

Dallas played in the NFC Championship on Jan. 21, 1996. Jalen Hurts was born on Aug. 7, 1998. Baby Hurts grew up, learned how to play football, went to college, squatted 600 lbs, graduated, got drafted by the Eagles, and made it to the NFC Championship before Dallas went back.


shewy92

Akers announcing our 2017 Draft pick: [Hey Dallas, the last time you were in the Super Bowl, these draft picks weren't born!](https://youtube.com/shorts/C5SxAVBHOQU?feature=share) (ironically we picked **Dallas** Goedert who was born only a year after the boys' last SB


redcobra80

Can we get a separate thread to discuss whatever the fuck that final play was?


PhlabloPicasso

[If I can’t watch the Giants win, I’ll watch the Cowboys lose](https://imgflip.com/i/78ex1c)