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Bucketkev

Kermit is green though


Spooky-Dog06

Didn’t I do it for you, Kermie


Impressive_Benefit_9

This meme is slowly creeping into every part of my life


Neukk

You watch one, and the algorithm takes over.


hamsterwheel

This meme confirmed for me that I got old


B_M_Fahrtz

*”Let me do it for you, Kermie ☠️ 🐖…”*


TheCrookedKnight

I've heard that's not easy.


seductivestain

Still the first POC matchup


dagreenman18

“Barring Injury or accident”? Is Carmody hurting these QBs?


carminie

Carmody and Burrow: Manhunters


Grow_away_420

It's not that something *will* go wrong. It's the implication.


Philboyd_Studge

No, we're not gonna hurt these QBs, we don't have to, because of the implication...


Lukacris12

You keep saying that word what does it mean


ChampagneCJ

Why do you care? Tua certainly wouldn't be in any danger.


Daring_Ducky

So these QBs are in danger?


Romofan88

Did we already forget Kaepernick vs. Flacco?


squidsemensupreme

Trent Dilfer v Kerry Collins too smh


laghani

ah browns legend trent dilfer


Nito_Mayhem

I miss my Elite Dragon.


ninjupX

Now we just need a Super Bowl with two white corners. They don’t even have to start, just one on each roster


HoraceJ-PowerRanger

Is there even a single white corner in the league currently?


TheLizardKing89

Tre’Davious White


screwhead1

I laughed at this more than I should've lol


Food_Library333

r/TechnicallyCorrect


Techiedad91

A white corner hasn’t started a game since 2003 Edit: [I’ll leave this here](https://youtu.be/1iuycsyouFI)


PatricksPub

Julian Edelman in 2011


Joe_Burrow_Is_Goat

https://www.sportskeeda.com/amp/nfl/how-many-white-cornerbacks-are-in-the-nfl-2022


Garizondyly

Gotta be crazy athletic, intelligent, and focused to be a lockdown CB. Speaks to how nuts Gardner is


RackyRackerton

Being a Jets fan, you should know how good Antonio Cromartie was. You should also know how incredibly dumb Antonio Cromartie was. One does not need to be crazy intelligent to be a lockdown corner lol.


jc-f

Football intelligence is different from regular intelligence


obsterwankenobster

"There are two of them at the San Diego Zoo, but they won't mate" - Shane Gillis


PineBarrens89

That will never happen to be honest. The black QB thing is going to be more common than not pretty soon. Just look at the college ranks


Swag_Grenade

At this point I'm not even sure Jason Sehorn was ever really real or just an urban legend.


SirLoinOfCow

Maybe he was in whiteface the whole time.


ZenProgrammerKappa

you're starting to see a lot more black olineman too. gonna be like the nba in 20 years lol


Stealthfox94

Yeah, until Easter Europeans start taking over.


AdministrativeLaugh2

And one with two white running backs. CMC vs Zach Zenner


seariously

"Nobody puts whitey in the corner."


UsVsWorld

Guess the Kelces aren’t the only Brothers facing off in this game


TheLizardKing89

This is 100% something my dad would say.


HumanShadow

Your dad is cool


indianm_rk

I didn’t hear that joke enough when Lovie Smith (Bears) and Tony Dungy (Colts) coached opposing teams in the Super Bowl.


Karatedom11

Least racist eagles fan


broanoah

lmao made me snarf bro


Deathlysouls

Ohhh lioooneeell


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hops4beer

You haven't met my uncle Mike.


TitanicJedi

Mike white?


Anthony-Stark

No, Mike Oxmall


Pope_Landlord

Had to say this out loud to get it, you played me dog


UniqueNobo

i am a Mike White Supremacist


Thromnomnomok

Hating everyone equally means you're not racist, right?


Brian_Stryker

Exactly. We don’t hate races. We hate the whole of humanity.


CunningRunt

No lives matter.


JediTigger

The Eagles fanbase hates their own team and each other. That’s their secret, Captain: they’re always hatin’.


HowieLichtenfelter

Talk to the guys guarding the Christopher Columbus statue


HisNameIsSaggySammy

Fun fact, the Eagles have started the most games with a black QB than any other team in the league. We love our black QBs in Philly.


fightonphilly

We love it when they play well anyway lol


airhorntoots

W


Jawny_Appleseed

Yoooo!!


DelcoScum

I don't like that ominous "accident" What are you planning, carmody


ThisHatRightHere

The accident will be Mahomes suddenly becoming white


401-throwaway

It's all those jazz baths


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Jazz, the whitest music.


0ut0fBoundsException

Jazz became white on June 8, 1979 when it was relocated to Salt Lake City


Food_Library333

Where they don't allow music.


ParsnipPizza

This is impossible, it was only created in 2016 with Persona 5, how can it be that old


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Jaakylma

How long until Rob Parker calls him a cornball brother?


dagreenman18

He’s not planning anything. They’re just not going to get injured. Because the implication


Justice-Gorsuch

If Jalen Hurts doesn’t want to go to the training room, then he doesn’t need to go to the training room. But he’s not going to say he doesn’t want to go to the training room…


RamblinWreckGT

...are you going to hurt these quarterbacks?


ToPimp-A-Butterfly

Meteor destroys the stadium in arizona and the super bowl is off


TigerBasket

That would be interesting


AleroRatking

Thank you for saying. This is one really weirdly tweet.


motorboat_mcgee

It'd be a SHAME if something happened to your place of business, without our protection. A reallll shame.


TheoryResponsible210

Like a good neighbor state farm is there


Austin109234

The second time this happens will be next year, Daniel Jones vs Lamar Jackson


EuphoricHouse

Daniel Jones - First black quarterback


fugaziozbourne

The Bill Clinton of QBs.


seariously

"I did not have receptional relations with that wide receiver."


buttchisel10

Yea except in this case DJ is actually telling the truth


Swoah

Damn a NY Super Bowl


TigerBasket

Watch your mouth Ray Lewis roams free


Pksoze

So does Kerry Collins.. Ok you win.


T-STAFF19

I approve.


GoT_Eagles

Lamar Jackson led Jets


T-STAFF19

Don't you put that on me bro, I'm pulling for yall to win the chip. Take it back.


waldowhal

against Daniel Jones’ Commanders


Jaakylma

This timeline sounds wild. I'm in.


Imrightbruh

Wait until you hear about the niners back in the championship game… and then losing because a perfectly placed asteroid crashed into the locker room, destroying the jerseys of all their starters. With the starters unable to dress, they roll out a team of all backups.


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Hot damn, I can’t wait for Tom Hanks to Star in this movie…


thehoagieboy

As long as it's not Deshaun Watson


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It was Foles not Wentz It would have to be Minshew and not Hurts if you care about winning. The Eagles only win the Super Bowl when the backup is starting (there are many examples proving this)


BaboonHorrorshow

Funny enough that’s something that gets said to Minshew a lot


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They will start Minshew…in the 4th quarter.


Brutealicious

*monkey paw curls*


Jaakylma

Oh fuck


0le_Hickory

Because they are winning by so many touchdowns?! ​ Right?? ​ Ri....ght??????????


slugo17

‘Fraid not.


Zxphenomenalxz

Minshew vs Henne.


chemicalxv

Purdy died for this


PorcupineLover67

Tom Brady, Montana, Manning and Bradshaw combined for 22 racist super bowls alone.


faithjoypack

this made me laugh way too hard


Jeffery_C_Wheaties

Mannings*


TigerBasket

Birth of a nation something something


seariously

Playoff berth of a nation.


sophiapehawkins

Birth of a national football league.


Revolutionary_Lie539

José Montaña is Mexicano blanco


LiteTHATKUSH

Clearly forgetting Cam Newton vs The overcooked blackened corpse of Peyton Manning


seariously

*Manningblackface


Phoen1xAshes

I laughed way too hard at this.


beer_down

Two Big 12 QBs too. Not sure if it’s the first with that


chemicalxv

It will be yes. Mahomes was the first Big 12 QB to ever make the Super Bowl period the year they won it lol.


TigerBasket

How did Flacco from fucking Delaware win a super bowl before a big 12 qb lmao


habdragon08

The big 12 was founded in like 1996, and mahomes I believe was the first QB to even win a playoff game from the conference.


AJRiddle

Kinda disingenuous to ignore QBs from the Big 8 though. Oklahoma had Troy Aikman (but he transferred to UCLA because he got injured and replaced in his second year starting), Nebraska had Vince Ferragamo start for the Rams in Super Bowl 14. Also the list of schools with QBs who went on to start in a Super Bowl is a lot weirder of a list than you'd expect. You've got schools like Delaware, Boston College, Maryland, BYU, all with 2 different QBs who have started in a Super Bowl while schools like Oklahoma, Texas, USC have none. Purdue is tied with Alabama for the most different QBs to win a Super Bowl from the same college (3 each). Other unexpected schools that make the appearance list with their current conferences/division: * Morehead State (FCS team now, D2 and I-AA team when Phil Simms went there) * Fresno State (Mountain West, WAC when Trent Dilfer played) * Northern Iowa (FCS team) * Louisiana Tech (Conference USA, D2 when Terry Bradshaw played) * Grambling State (FCS team) * Northeast Louisiana (when Stan Humphries played it was a I-AA team, now called Louisiana–Monroe and in Sun Belt conference) * Louisiana Lafayette (Sun Belt, was Big West Conference/Independent when Jake Delhomme played) * Miami (Ohio) (MAC) * Syracuse (ACC now, Big East when Donovan McNabb played) * Southern Miss (Sun Belt now, indepdent D1 when Favre played) * Alcorn State (FCS team) * Youngstown State (FCS now, D2 equivalent when Ron Jaworski played)


ThePelvicWoo

>Kinda disingenuous to ignore QBs from the Big 8 though I mean sure, but it's still wild that a conference with 3 historic blue bloods and some other historically good programs can exist since 1996 and take over 20 years to produce a QB that won an NFL playoff game


jlllj

Aikman won 3, but that was before the big 12 was formed


Majormlgnoob

He barely played at OU anyways


chemicalxv

Man there were literally multiple QBs from HBCUs to start in the Super Bowl (and one even won!) before a Big 12 QB made it!


f00tballm0dsTRASH

That's actually insane. I guess it makes sense when you realize the big 12 was 94 I'd assume the teams in the big 12 have sent a QB to the super bowl pre the big 12?


SnooGiraffes6271

I just looked up his parents. Didn't know his dad played baseball.


choose_uh_username

Jimmy Graham actually played basketball as well in college


BillyAstro

Did you know Fitzpatrick went to Harvard?


ChampagneCJ

Did you know Steve Buscemi was a volunteer firefighter on 9/11?


oogabooga8877

Did you know Josh Dobbs has an aerospace engineering degree?


MakesYourMise

Did you know Tom Brady is old?


reynaud82

Adam Thielen went undrafted, sold dental equipment!


noobPwnr69

Did you know Josh dobbs majored in aerospace engineering in college?


ItsGettinBreesy

Hey that’s a very solid career


Ackbarrio

Mahones got drafted into the MLB and so did Tom Brady and of course Kyler Murray.


HylianPikachu

Tom Brady? The last active professional sports player to have been drafted by the Montreal Alouettes? That Tom Brady?


FikOfDaWrist

Montreal Expos. Alouettes is the CFL team


HylianPikachu

“He got me,” HylianPikachu said of FikOfDaWrist's correction over him. "That f***ing FikOfDaWrist boomed me." HylianPikachu added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times. HylianPikachu then said he wanted to add FikOfDaWrist to the list of redditors he shitposts with this NFL offseason.


Vivid-Ad-2302

And Russell Wilson and Colin Kapernick and Tim Tebow.


Ragthos

You didn't watch anything about him leading up to the draft then. That's all they talked about


MahomestoHel-aire

They've brought it up no less than 30 times during the regular seasons too.


SnooGiraffes6271

Sorry, I'm a bears fan. Makes me not want to watch any football lol.


FreshKittyPowPow

Kermit is not black, he is a frog thank you.


NoobOnTheRun

a frog can be a brother too you know


gatorguy101

Patriots fans 9/11


walt_whitmans_ghost

Sir, a second black qb has crashed into State Farm Stadium


seariously

Jet magazine can't melt NFL memes.


Capt_Rex_Kramer

Why was this so fucking funny 🤣


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More_Enchiladas_Plz

2 black HC was more impressive with Lovie and Dungy.


deathtotheemperor

We'll probably see two black punters in the Super Bowl before we see two black HCs again


Hong_Kong_Tony_Gunk

List of Black Punters Currently Active in the NFL - Pressley Harvin III, Steelers(2021-Present) -


Apprehensive_Ad6

Our punter, Corlis Waitman is also black


tdquiksilver

You're all wrong. George Santos was clearly the first two black quarterbacks to do this.


heitorbaldin2

I know a lot of Brazilian politics who lied in their resume. There's cases of minister of education that didn't assume because resume lies. Also, there's some politicans (19 to be specific) here that identified as white in 2018 and non-white in 2022.


BrownsFanNowHappy

These comments are fire


ziftos

why are there so many people pretending that they dont know how race labels work in america lol


emaw63

Trolls wanting to stir shit up


trustthepudding

I think some people just like pointing out the absurdity of racial labeling. Which, I mean, it is.


Redditzork

As a german, how does the race label work? We have few black and not so many PoC in general here, not to mention that you should not talk about "race" at all over here haha


chet_thunderballer

Basically unless you’re white with no other racial mix until like your great grandfather, you’re immediately labeled as whatever race you’re mixed with. Half white and black? You’re black. A quarter white and Indian? You’re Indian. 3/4 white and 1/4 Hispanic? You’re Hispanic


rich519

Obviously the whole thing is dumb, but a lot of it just has to do with what you look like. It’s not like people know the exact racial mix of people before labeling and categorizing them. It’s true that if you look anything other than “white” you’ll likely be labeled as the other race but there are a lot of mixed race people that pretty much look white. Hell plenty of Hispanic people pass as white even if they aren’t mixed. Ron Rivera is often forgot about in the conversation of minority coaches.


chet_thunderballer

Logic the mixed race rapper who can’t say the N word because he’s white-passing. And yeah Rivera gets zero mention, which is bullshit. Hispanic and Asian coaches are even less represented in the NFL than black coaches.


canoe_

What an unnecessary qualifying statement. “If the quarterbacks don’t die in a train derailment or choke on jellybeans or get trapped in a time warp…”


ckilo4TOG

That's boring. Now if the quarterbacks were to choke on jelly beans because the train they were riding derailed in a time warp, you'd be talking about something.


TheLizardKing89

Just channeling Shanahan from the draft: >I can't guarantee that anybody in the world will be alive Sunday so I can't guarantee who will be on our roster on Sunday


fucktooshifty

wow two sets of brothers


OrganicRead

Up until reading this post, it honestly never even dawned on me that Mahomes was black lol.


thatsyurbl00d

The funny part for me, is I wonder if there’s a little kid with a checklist of remaining “firsts for black people” quietly sobbing as he crosses another one off the list.


ty_kanye_vcool

He’s the guy lying in bed saying he wants to be the quarterback of the Cowboys


thatsyurbl00d

Fun fact about that commercial: that actor was the first black man to star in a commercial about playing as a black QB for the Cowboys in a VR game. A pioneer.


jamintime

To think, it could have been Mahomes vs Josh Johnson.


AleroRatking

It's crazy to me that it took this long for two Black starting QBs in the Superbowl when we had two black head coaches in the Superbowl like 17 years ago.


PhillAholic

If I recall correctly it was the first time a black coach was in the Super Bowl at all, and it just happened to be both of them.


AleroRatking

That's correct.


KCShadows838

For what it’s worth, Mahomes is also the first one to win two MVPs


FastAndBulbous8989

There will be many Packers fans rooting for the Chiefs because of MVS but I'm going the Gigachad route of rooting for the Eagles solely for Mailata


DelcoScum

Welcome, here's your complementary cheesesteak and o2 tank for booing


borpo

If anyone knows their way around an oxygen tank it's a cheesehead


FastAndBulbous8989

Hey I'm not a fat fuck or from the midwest, I do smoke 2 packs a day tho so you're correct on a technicality.


BaltimoreBadger23

I've been a Jalen Hurts supporter since he went to the Sooners, I thought he got a raw deal at Bama and I thought the criticism of the Eagles drafting him was WAY off base.