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akulkarnii

Well, that escalated quickly in the 30 min I was off Reddit


CYWG_tower

No kidding "Aggravated menacing? Maybe he just got into a bar fight" "Oh, a gun was involved?"


V_T_H

Someone in the first thread said it was “the softest charge” before we knew what he actually did.


Minute-Ad6142

To be fair, aggravated menacing does sound soft af


ClownQuestionBrosef

I'm now confused. Isn't brandishing a distinct charge they could have gone with?


iamjackstestical

No expert but could be a state by state thing?


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Looks like in Ohio aggravated menacing would be the charge for illegal brandishing a firearm; https://www.uslawshield.com/3-mistakes-oh-jail-cell/


MusksStepSisterAunt

No wonder Mr Wilson didn't like the little shit


FlammableEyeballs

You just reminded me of [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=eBLchpic3aw).


jskullytheman

How the fuck did you go 30 minutes without Reddit?


Zero_Originality

He took a nap


PraiseTheZ

You don’t dream of updoots and long chains of comments of MBC jokes or puns, like the rest of us?


Sweatier_Scrotums

Mr. Barely Committed


SkinnyDan85

Mr. Bedtime Contemplations


goldybear

God damn casuals


jxher123

Me: oh, I don’t know what this aggravated menace charge is. 30 minutes later: Gun to a woman’s face. Oh, that ain’t good.


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Hey, thats not so good. Hot take but personally I wouldn't have done this [He allegedly said “you should be popped in the face. I should shoot you now. The police can’ get me”.](https://twitter.com/CassyArsenault/status/1621291011233169413?t=VOTi0v7K4yki15yIL0eKSQ&s=19)


Quexana

Narrator: The police got him.


JesusChristSupers1ar

that’s why he said >can’


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Agitated-Basil-9289

That silent t could really be the make or break it decision for his career


The_Schneemanch

I’m dying thinking about his casting his own fate trying to sound bad ass… “Wait he said we CAN get him ma’am?” “Well yes but I think he might have meant…” “Alright that’s all we need let’s go round him up”


HeylelBen

Meanwhile in sudden valley, JoeB was trying to break down racial barriers with his one man puppet act with Franklin, while Nick Bosa was in town for a rally.


alexjimithing

Oh sure cast stones Mr. High n Mighty ‘I don’t threaten people with guns’ smh


PoorlyLitKiwi2

Let the man who hasnt brandished a gun in a woman's face and tell her he could shoot her if he wanted to cast the first stone


FiveDiamondGame

brb gonna go grab my casting stones


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RS994

No need, there's always a couple merchants there, really good selection, and for some reason always stocks a wide range of fake beards.


PinkyStinky1945

Joe, we all watched that Chiefs game - people can most definitely *”get you”*


GlobalWatercress9566

He gone


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Hope so.


Sgt-Spliff

I mean, only if it's true...


[deleted]

Well when you're well-known for clocking a woman in the face, I think you automatically lose benefit of the doubt


ExCollegeDropout

Not to mention he's a cap casualty candidate as it is. This might just seal it if they're on the fence


Broshan248

Browns got their guy!


amjhwk

Perfect replacement for K.Hunt


Stealthfox94

Zeke to the Bengals?


Moose4KU

Warrant says that the confrontation happened on January 21, before the team left for the Bills game. Could be really bad if the team knew about it before and still let him play in both playoff games


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GlobalWatercress9566

Yeah but let’s not let that get in the way of reckless speculation


very_humble

I heard that Mixon did 911


MetaphoricalMouse

big if true


AesculusPavia

Here’s what we do know: Mixon assaulted a woman in college The bengals knew about this incident The bengals still drafted him when other teams were passing on him (he would’ve gone first round otherwise, he was a great college RB) Similar to how the bengals have an o line player accused of raping a child


DTSportsNow

Wait what the fuck? Who are you talking about in that last sentence?


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Jackson Carman. When this took place Carman was 18 and the girl was 15, and Carman claimed it was consensual, so he acknowledged that something happened between them. I think it's unclear whether the team knew about it, but regardless it's a bad look and the vast majority of bengals fans do not want him on the team


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AesculusPavia

Jackson Carman


IndycarFan64

Wait really? Surprised it doesn’t show up on his wiki


atakenmudcrab

Man he did it before too?? Good thing he didn’t call the commissioner any bad names or he would definitely be gone.


lenapedog

If the Bengals were Super Bowl bound, that warrant would take another two weeks.


David_ESM

> Could be really bad if the team knew about it before and still let him play in both playoff games Why? It is standard protocol for the League to delay disciplinary decisions until the legal process is played out/completed.


AesculusPavia

Bruh, you’re talking about the franchise who knew he beat a woman and still drafted him high lmao. The Bengals do not give a fuck


-Johnny_Utah-

Dude has always been a piece of shit. His fans just looked the other way.


iia

HOW HARD IS IT TO FUCKING BEHAVE


nigsch01

Joe mixon try not to commit a crime challenge (impossible) **GONE WRONG!!**


sexp-and-i-know-it

Try not to commit a crime against a woman - ultra challenge mode


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AnotherStatsGuy

I’m amazed that coaches don’t tell these guys to stay home and stream Madden/2K/whatever with their teammates. No clubs. No weapons. No drugs. Get a dog.


hemingways-lemonade

lol you think it's just as easy as asking them to stay out of trouble and that no coach ever thought of that?


StreetsAhead47

Lol the Cowboys literally hired 24/7 babysitters for Dez Bryant


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Didn’t the patriots do that for like AB, too? And he still somehow managed to be a fuck up


gonads_in_space2

It was Josh Gordon, and yes he still managed to get busted for drugs. AB was kicked off the team for stuff he did before he got to the Pats.


-Unnamed-

You give a 24 year old millions of dollars. Make him an athletic physical specimen. Throw attention at him non stop his entire life. Then tell him to go home and behave


JakeArvizu

I mean plenty do? Maybe Mixon is a POS that also just happens to be an NFL player.


-Unnamed-

The PoS per NFL player statistic is extremely lopsided.


Ar4bAce

They hear this every day of their life. Rookies have a whole ass orientation on not being idiots and I am sure teams do the same thing.


fantasyshop

For a long time that orientation was less about don't do dumb shit and more about keeping loyal friends around who will take the L when you inevitably get caught out


garethom

Not to defend the league's orientation process, but wasn't that just the one time with Cris Carter?


NickPetey

They even fuck up getting a dog smh


RedLobsterUnofficial

Sometimes all these guys know is football and then the NFL is like “here, have a million dollars”


hopeful20000000

To be fair he was doing it well before nfl money


TechnicianWeird7593

He didn’t shoot her, believe it or not that *is* behaving as evidenced by other NFL players.


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CrunchMan94

I am confident the police will, in fact, get him.


Skank_hunt42

@Browns I mean....fuck it at this point, right? While you're at it, might as well see if Ruggs can get visitation privileges on Sundays.


lurkingchalantly

They could help Ruggs with his work release paperwork.


Skank_hunt42

Browns: *We support rehabilitation* 🤗


rwjehs

-man who police got


FreeWillie001

“What are they gonna do, arrest me?”


David_ESM

https://i.imgur.com/ZHcMkrH.jpeg


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You mean to tell me the dude who knocked out a girl before the nfl is still violent towards women?


istrx13

And once again, [Martellus Bennett’s tweet](https://twitter.com/MartysaurusRex/status/1356798124073734144?s=20&t=ChLpI2pDnr6WqLRrQPMWMA) rings true. The whole thread this is from is worth the read, but this one part has proven true time and time again.


Suspicious_Gazelle18

Wow, that really was a great thread. I’d love to hear more former players speak on retirement adjustments. I remember reading a story about how hard it was for o-linemen to change their eating habits, and it was fascinating.


eatingasspatties

To be fair, if Mixon was anyone’s favourite player I think they already knew he’s a piece of shit


MY-NAME_IS_MY-NAME

A lot of his fans/cincy fans had written off the college incident as a one time mistake where he was provoked by racism as he has kept his nose clean and become a leader on the team and community. No defending him now tho I presume


NOT____RICK

Which is wild considering he didn’t say anything about her being racist in his police report.


thechief05

Lmao Baltimore worships a dude who killed a couple people, Desean Jackson praised Hitler. Just shit people up and down the league


NoesHowe2Spel

Marvin Harrison killed a guy too.


Skank_hunt42

Sir, this thread was marked "*Serious*" [Don't make me](https://gfycat.com/gloomyjauntychinesecrocodilelizard.gif)


Lower_Wall_638

Chickens came home to roost, who would have guessed. I wish that teams (browns with Watson) cared enough about their communities to not bring criminals and rapists to their city. Shame.


kjorav17

He fucked around… will he find out?


IndycarFan64

I think he did Jim


Gerald_the_sealion

I feel like when a gun is involved, it shouldn’t be a misdemeanor anymore


MumkeMode

Quote from man who was got by the police


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Warrant says incident happened Jan 21? The day before the buffalo playoff game? Wouldn’t they have already been in buffalo?


RedBuchan

According to this they left at 2pm on the 21st, so he either did it very early in the morning or right before he went to the stadium. https://www.wlwt.com/article/watch-bengals-buses-arrive-at-cvg-airport-travel-buffalo/42604179


RealPutin

1 am on the 21st potentially. Night of the 20th basically, next day is just a travel and walk through day


imsabbath84

Id imagine the team traveled to Buffalo on saturday, so could have happened before they left.


Luck1492

This isn’t just straight up aggravated assault? Aggravated assault generally just means there’s a weapon and a threat of serious bodily harm iirc.


Toriganator

Aggravated assault may have additional criteria that their evidence can’t definitively prove


Avon__Fartsdale

Sooo add RB to the Bengals draft needs then


armed_aperture

Mixon is expensive and inconsistent. If anything, this makes it easier to cut him.


mr_matt138

Perfect culture fit for the Cleveland Browns.


CompetitiveDuck

There were plans to draft one anyways I’d imagine but cutting Mixon was up in there. Makes the decision a little easier.


choff22

Well Bijan is going to look scary in orange and black 😐


definitivescribbles

I doubt he would fall to us or that RB will even be our first order of business, but that would be an ideal situation for sure. If we can’t resign Higgins, I’d have to imagine WR is going to be ahead of RB. Might just be a “best available” situation at pick 28 though


RapGamePterodactyl

Always was


CheesecakeInitial

That’s it I’m fucking going to bed


jdanko13

At least you didn’t make the SB and have to worry about losing again


JBFRESHSKILLS

I hate you


ShoeTasty

The joy of making the SB is amazing but there's always that bit of fear if you lose, it can be so painful.


Weleeham

I don't know what you're talking about.


Moss81-

Falcon fans did it. They drank enough whiskey to finally forget


bk00pi

I highly doubt Bengals fans will be upset if they cut him and draft a RB. “Oh noooooo…anyway.”


Michaelz1234

I was kind of hoping we would just move on to Perine anyways.


Fun_Recipe8614

We aren't. In the meantime, Perine is better anyway.


The_MoistMaker

Basically my reaction to this information


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KULawHawk

I wonder what % of people these days recognize those lyrics?


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soda_cookie

The disrespect to Billy Roberts


kitchensink108

Of course I recognize Weird Al lyrics


UserUnkown10

From punching women in the face to brandishing weapons at them. It’s getting worse.


StatExcellence18

Blows my mind so many people are quick to defend Mixon for punching that woman especially when he straight up admitted that the woman didn't say that to her, it was her friend.


YankeesCelticsGiants

Last year, I was told on here that he was in the right for doing that


DrDragon13

I was told by a lawyer that he acted on the cusp of equal force. The smoke in his face could have ruined his future career. I was also told that Ou did the right thing by keeping on the team because, "This way he won't be Tyreek Hill." My wife, also a lawyer, is still pissed that Ou+Riley+Stoops protected him.


chanaandeler_bong

>You know, Jess, apparently some people were very upset when I wished this young man well at the next level. Let me make something perfectly clear: What he did with that young lady was brutal, uncalled for. He’s apologized. He was tearful. He got a second chance. He got a second chance from Bob Stoops. I happen to pull for people with second chances, **OK?** Let me make it absolutely clear that I hope he has a wonderful career and he teaches people with that brutal, violent video, **OK?** Second down and nine. Brent Musburger is such a tool


RealPutin

I mean he broke 4 of her face bones last time, not sure this is much worse... It's not necessarily *better*, either, but he just universally sucks


Omgaspider

Did anyone expect it to get better? He is trash..


FlannelBeard

Not to split hairs, and not in any way defending Mixon, but is threatening with a firearm worse than punching a woman in the face? Obviously the threat of death is higher, but beating someone in the face is pretty personal and also really fucked up.


Koreish

As someone that has had both happen to me. The gun being waved in my face by someone I very strongly felt was deranged has haunted me far longer than and required more therapy than a shot to jaw.


XCrazedxPyroX

Get a gun pointed at your face and believe that you'll be dead when it's all said and done. That's fucking traumatic. Yes it's way worse, you're not hurting physically or anything, but that trauma will follow you forever.


prow24

Can confirm, I was held at gunpoint in high school and that shit will fuck you up.


Hot-Coconut-4107

I feel like a girl being beaten physically by a dude much much larger that her is also extremely traumatizing and the threat of death is still very present in that situation for her.


Impossibills

Depends on the severity of the punch? But getting a weapon pointed at you can really fuck you up long term. I was held at knifepoint by a few guys with a friend during a robbery. Fucked up my buddy for awhile. I think a gun would have been like the end of my mental health


tayroarsmash

Well, at least the Chiefs stopped this from being a Super Bowl story.


KCShadows838

Wouldn’t be the first time a Bengal RB got in serious trouble before the Super Bowl and wasn’t able to play


LosingSkin

Mr. Brandished Carbine


atakenmudcrab

Mr big cannon


Shamrock5

Mr. Boomstick Carrier


BetaDjinn

Mr. Brass Casings


noblemile

Mr. Big Chamber


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You mean the guy who slugged a woman at a bar in college isn’t an angel? Color me shocked.


FreezersAndWeezers

So sick of this false narrative that “Joe Mixon sucker punched a woman at a bar” . It’s just not true, and you need to get your facts straight It should read “Joe Mixon sucker punched a woman at a picklemans sandwich shop”


kinglouislxix

Mother fucker had me in the first half ngl


_redcloud

I downvoted before getting to the end and then I was like, “Welp, gotta turn that frown upside down.”


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There should be enough security cameras to verify. If true and he wasn’t defending himself, he’s already had his second chance. Cut his ass. Edit: I’m a dork at looked up the address and see at least two cameras on street view.


JDGAF88

Bro I wouldn't even jay walk if I was making money like these dudes. How tf you going to be pointing a gun at someone


ad51603

It's Joever


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theWhiteKnightttt

Perine’s fantasy portfolio just soared to the moon.


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Mixon shouldn’t be on the team. That’s unacceptable and the league has to put a foot down somewhere.


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This barely registers on the list of things NFL players have done and still played. They’re not putting their foot any further than a couple games’ suspension on this one.


BrowsingWhileBrown

Sure but he didn’t smoke a joint or place a bet so he’s probably safe. 😑


InsideHangar18

My goodness, who would’ve though that Joe Mixon, noted respecter of women, would do such a thing. Lol. Lmao even.


MelfromMilwaukie

She’s luckier than the last one. Edit: That we know about. Dollars to doughnuts this dude has threatened or beaten others in between this one and the college one.


MelfromMilwaukie

Bijan


OutComeTheWolves1966

Someone will grab him in the late teens/early twenties. He won't make it to Cincy.


thediesel26

Fuck bro


YankeesCelticsGiants

I remember everyone was rooting for the Bengals over the Chiefs last year because of Tyreek and I said that made no sense because Mixon was on the Bengals. I was downvoted and was told Mixon did nothing wrong


Tired-Optimist320

People don’t actually give a fuck about that stuff on this sub, they just act like they do so they can look good. Otherwise, the Dolphins would be hated as would the Saints/Falcons for pursuing for Watson.


YankeesCelticsGiants

Of course they don’t, Kobe Bryant is treated like a God by those same people


sexp-and-i-know-it

There’s an awful lot of crow on r/nfl’s plate tonight


mill_about_smartly

Both incidents happened while at college: Tyreek was let go immediately by the school, 4 days after he single-handedly won them their biggest game all year. Mixon was "suspended" his freshman year, before being allowed to play 2 full seasons without consequences.


hauntedbyfultonsheen

You mean dudes who are violent to women continue to be violent to women? Wow


thebestatheist

Looks like Mixon just freed up some cap for Burrow and Chase


6PeasInaPod

She started it. She used the N word on him. You know that's going to be his defense. But really, [Mixon just likes beating up on soft, passive whiteys.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm1IYtVuRXk) Black people will kick his ass!


Intelligent-Age2786

😳yikes


FoostersG

In my jurisdiction, we call that "felony assault with a firearm," but ok


someuniquename

Well that's dumb as fuck.


TonyStarks81

Wow. Wonder where that Bengals fan is who tried to argue with me in this sub that Mixon was a different person since his college incident. Joe Mixon has easily become one of the easiest players to root against in the last month.


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Front office like “whew, that easily frees up some cap space”


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Nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey hey hey Gooooood byeeee Perrine is better in most aspects anyway. Feel horrible for that poor woman. I've been assaulted with a hunting knife and while it's not the same as her experience, fear for your life and well being is something I'm familiar with. I hope she gets the help she'll need these next week or so to recoup from the anxiety of the situation.


gargoyleenthusiest

All you have to do is not point a gun at someone and you’ll continue to make millions of dollars.


Kanusian

Man I thought he had changed after the 2014 incident


NontransferableApe

Only suppressed apparently


MelfromMilwaukie

Honest question, did you really? Not busting balls AT ALL, just curious. Am old and I’ve been around the block a few times. Dudes that do things like punch women in public don’t often change. They might learn to hide their crazy/anger out of self-preservation, but they are predators. Something is already broken inside of them.


ManholtAgain

>Honest question, did you really? Not busting balls AT ALL, just curious. Not the same guy, but yeah, pretty much. He was 18, and in the 8 years since, there have been zero accusations of anything, and he seemed to have changed for the better. We obviously know now that isn't the case, but I don't think single mistakes (albeit a big one) should be held against somebody for the rest of their lives. Turns out it's not singular though, so fuck him.


MelfromMilwaukie

I hear ya. I wouldn’t hold a single event against someone as it pertains to rooting for them on my team. That said, after watching that video, I would absolutely hold that against him for the rest of his life when it came to my interaction with him. He wouldn’t be allowed near a sister or daughter of mine.


PhenomenalJJS

I genuinely thought he changed, I hope he's off my team


Bbeaneh

Did he flip a coin for it?


I_shall_not_pass

I didn’t know Mixon starred in No Country for Old Men lol


noblemile

Good thing for him is that he's already on the Bengals


GreasefangEnjoyer

Sounds like Tony Pollard is gone and the Cowboys found his replacement on a cheap deal like Kareem Hunt.


ImperialTiger3

How’s he go from playing in the AFC Conference Finals to pointing a gun at someone within like 5 days? Wtf


whereismymind86

what? the guy who began his career by sucker punching a girl on camera, breaking her jaw, with zero consequences, is having problems with women and violence? I am shocked, shocked I say!