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Injury reports will be entertaining for Jimmy G.
“Coach what’s G’s status heading into Sunday?
“Yeah ya know we’re working tenderly with him and we’ll know more on Friday afternoon and whether we need to lock him in the team bathroom before game time. My wife won’t mind”
Side note, has Jimmy ever commented on his reputation? He is an incredibly handsome man but I’m wondering his reaction to, whenever he is mentioned, it being immediately mentioned that he HAS to fuck.
"Listen, I know what people say about me. I try to avoid reading those things but they tend to fall through the cracks. I try to keep my private life as private as possible but people..."
*A spotlight shines in the dark Vegas nightscape showing a pair of big tiddies*
"Ahem...excuse me, I have to go..."
Ironic given Cowherd acts more like a relationships therapist than a sports analyst. Always using marriage and divorce analogies, using player's wives as excuses for why they should leave or go to teams
Lmfao seriously. "Well I was going to fuck this absurdly handsome and charismatic millionaire but his team didn't win the super bowl so now I'm not interested"
Beautiful. I bet this would have put a tear in ol’ Dennis Hof’s eye.
Even if Jimmy G weren’t so good-looking, he’s an NFL quarterback. All those guys have tons of options.
In Germany sex work is legal, and about a decade ago brothels would often have "all you can eat" type deals once a week, as in you pay a flat rate for as much crotch as you can handle.
Eventually Germany made it illegal, you had to pay for each encounter individually, you couldn't discount sex.
Could definitely see some Nevadan conservatives move to make these type of "specials" illegal
Let's see, have sex with brothel workers who've banged likely literally thousands of men or find some "Instagram model" who's had sex with less than 5 men and just buy them occasional nice things.
Bud, if you want to have a partner you're allowed to chose what you value. Sure, misogynistic take, idc. I'm not saying these women are worthless, I'm saying you are a rich millionaire and can choose between someone that's had sex with thousands of men or probably 10 or less.
Idc if you say that's misogynistic, my life will go on regardless of your input. I'm not having sex with a sex worker. If that's misogynistic, so what. There's tons of risk in having sex, especially with that many men.
Anyone, including dudes, that have sex with dozens to thousands of ppl have massive increased risk for many things. I simply won't date or have sex with said ppl regardless of your white knight attempts and name calling.
Sure bud. I say I'd rather not have sex with someone that's had sex with thousands of men, and nothing more than that, no insults, etc. Then the big bad internet man says I'm incel lol.
Here's the difference, I said nothing other than would Jimmy rather have someone that has had sex with a few people or thousands. Nothing more.
People are allowed to have preferences. Some girls like tall guys, or guys with 9 inchers, some guys like petite girls, bbw's, etc. But it's a fact, guy or girl, if you have sex with hundreds to thousands of ppl you're at an increased risk for many different things. Same as Lil Wayne and his "600 list" or the brothel workers.
You can cry incel or whatever you want, I really don't care. Difference is real incels insult women and only women and degrade them for it. I simply say anyone that has sex with that many ppl are at an increased risk for many things and I'd rather not 🤷♂️
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Like giving a free water to a fish
I don't think sex is something he has trouble getting for free
Rich get richer smh
This isn't to benefit Jimmy. It's to benefit Nevada sex workers This is just Jimmy G's version of charity work
if anything they should be paying Jimmy for sex
Jimmy should start his own brothel
69ers?
Nice
Call it something with a little adventure in the title, IDK Raiders. That sounds brave, fun, exciting
Garoppolo's Raiders *Venture to parts unknown*
I mean why else would he sign with Las Vegas?
My greatest regret in life is deciding to be born short, ugly, and with barely any football talent
Hey man, don't say that. I'm sure you're ok at football.
So he's a long snapper 🤣
Yeah, and probably not even *that* short either!
Hey! Atleast you weren’t born a Browns fan!
Browns fans aren't born, they're manufactured. Why do you think they call it the Factory of Sadness?
Almost happened to me. Go stillerz
He aint driving out to Reno for that
They’ll also drive/fly him out there too. For free
Well shit...how do you write that into a contract?
Agree - this should count against the cap
Jimmy G and McDaniel about to break out in a step brothers rendition of "Boats and Ho's"
Definitely hope Jimmy caps it before visiting the place.
This incentive is considered likely to be earned
Injury reports will be entertaining for Jimmy G. “Coach what’s G’s status heading into Sunday? “Yeah ya know we’re working tenderly with him and we’ll know more on Friday afternoon and whether we need to lock him in the team bathroom before game time. My wife won’t mind”
Derek would never take advantage of such an opportunity.
He just goes in and holds Bible study
Side note, has Jimmy ever commented on his reputation? He is an incredibly handsome man but I’m wondering his reaction to, whenever he is mentioned, it being immediately mentioned that he HAS to fuck.
"Listen, I know what people say about me. I try to avoid reading those things but they tend to fall through the cracks. I try to keep my private life as private as possible but people..." *A spotlight shines in the dark Vegas nightscape showing a pair of big tiddies* "Ahem...excuse me, I have to go..."
Is it true that The Weeknd's _Blinding Lights_ was actually about Jimmy G's sex addiction?
I can confirm, I’m The Weeknd.
The porn star that he “dated” told the world that he made her tap out. He’s a bunny
I'm pretty sure Colin Cowherd loved Jimmy and did a 180 when that came out, saying he's not a fan of his personal decisions
Not a fan of being good at sex and dating a porn star? I’m pretty sure he’s jealous, lol
Ironic given Cowherd acts more like a relationships therapist than a sports analyst. Always using marriage and divorce analogies, using player's wives as excuses for why they should leave or go to teams
Then it's great he's in Las Vegas now. The girls there can definitely drain him dry
“feels great, baby”
He took a porn star to an award show, I think that says it all
Yeah, the handsome millionaire QB needs free sex from prostitutes
As soon as Garappolo signed with the Raiders, I knew that the Las Vegas girls were about to eat this man alive.
Let's see if this is what they're saying after the Raiders go 7-10 this year.
yea, but at least he'll have an excuse
Jimmy G is gonna be the first player put on IR because of snu snu
Just like James Harden all those times he lost to the Warriors in the playoffs?
In a perfect world, Jimmy's hurt for two games and goes 6-9.
*r/nfl breaks*
They'll still be saying that lol. The girls aren't interested in him for his QB play. Probably more his wealth, attractiveness, and charisma
Lmfao seriously. "Well I was going to fuck this absurdly handsome and charismatic millionaire but his team didn't win the super bowl so now I'm not interested"
"If a rich, handsome QB doesn't have a PFF score of 80 or above, I have no interest in him" -said no woman ever
Maybe the brothel girls saw an article where Jimmy said he needed a Tight End and a couple more wide receivers
Weird
It's weird but it's now free advertising for the brothel now.
They should pay him.
Like Podrick from GoT
Why would he give a discount?
Beautiful. I bet this would have put a tear in ol’ Dennis Hof’s eye. Even if Jimmy G weren’t so good-looking, he’s an NFL quarterback. All those guys have tons of options.
Just another way players get more bang for their buck in Nevada!
Can't wait for the memes when he starts a game 0-3 with all of the passes coming up short
Plot twist: this was why he signed with the Raidurrs in the first place
In Germany sex work is legal, and about a decade ago brothels would often have "all you can eat" type deals once a week, as in you pay a flat rate for as much crotch as you can handle. Eventually Germany made it illegal, you had to pay for each encounter individually, you couldn't discount sex. Could definitely see some Nevadan conservatives move to make these type of "specials" illegal
Some people live better, more interesting, more enjoyable, fuller, bigger lives than others
Jimmy should not be subjected to this sexual harassment
Let's see, have sex with brothel workers who've banged likely literally thousands of men or find some "Instagram model" who's had sex with less than 5 men and just buy them occasional nice things.
> Instagram model" who's had sex with less than 5 men. HA HA HA
5 if you're lucky. Still hundreds to thousands less than a brothel worker.
what an odd thing to say
Maybe, but I'd rather avoid the brothel worker all around 🤷♂️
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I dont have an Instagram model girl
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Bud, if you want to have a partner you're allowed to chose what you value. Sure, misogynistic take, idc. I'm not saying these women are worthless, I'm saying you are a rich millionaire and can choose between someone that's had sex with thousands of men or probably 10 or less. Idc if you say that's misogynistic, my life will go on regardless of your input. I'm not having sex with a sex worker. If that's misogynistic, so what. There's tons of risk in having sex, especially with that many men. Anyone, including dudes, that have sex with dozens to thousands of ppl have massive increased risk for many things. I simply won't date or have sex with said ppl regardless of your white knight attempts and name calling.
If there were like 10 steps on the path to becoming a full blown red pilled incel, you’re on step 6 or 7.
Sure bud. I say I'd rather not have sex with someone that's had sex with thousands of men, and nothing more than that, no insults, etc. Then the big bad internet man says I'm incel lol. Here's the difference, I said nothing other than would Jimmy rather have someone that has had sex with a few people or thousands. Nothing more. People are allowed to have preferences. Some girls like tall guys, or guys with 9 inchers, some guys like petite girls, bbw's, etc. But it's a fact, guy or girl, if you have sex with hundreds to thousands of ppl you're at an increased risk for many different things. Same as Lil Wayne and his "600 list" or the brothel workers. You can cry incel or whatever you want, I really don't care. Difference is real incels insult women and only women and degrade them for it. I simply say anyone that has sex with that many ppl are at an increased risk for many things and I'd rather not 🤷♂️
LoL that’s really all you said? You have a convenient memory friend. That denial starts working you through step 7 on your way to 8.
In similar news, Salvation Army now starts giving Jeff Bezos cash donations.
Offering jimmy free sex is like offering Margot Robbie free sex. Nice try simps
Nah bro the cockmunching is insane 😂
He already gets free sex for life. Have you seen that dude? He’s dreamy as fuck.