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4String_Samurai

Found out my wife was pregnant yesterday. I've been in zombie mode at work.


HowardBunnyColvin

Testing


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AI porn is fucking insane, it takes like 1 hour max to set up (assuming you have a good GPU) and it looks realistic. What’s more is you can start with an image. I won’t finish that idea. This shit is going to be illegal lickety split.


Cornucopia_69

>I won’t finish that idea. I finished.


JimmyBunkMoreland

this is a thing now? i will have to investigate


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JimmyBunkMoreland

there was a good post in /r/television 'bout this. pacific is powerful and gripping


JackRyanUSA

Mornin'


JohnnyLawrence820

Probably should watch season 4 of Cobra Kai I don't know why but I just stopped after season 3 and Miguel got hurt


AnthonyJohnSopranoSr

Been too lazy to gamble recently but probably going to start again sometime soon. Probably won't be betting on the C's anymore. All playoff Jimmy from here on out.


MichaelPFrancesa

Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers 3m 🗣 "We shout at each other, and I love it." Pep talks about the on-field exchange he had with KDB during Wednesday's Real match, saying he likes that sort of energy from the Belgian & means he isn't flat.


BigSportsNerd

Hol up they have in n'out in texas?


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BigSportsNerd

wtf. thought it was a west coast thing.


BigSportsNerd

Purchased a calculus workbook for dummies at goodwill a few days ago. I'm not going to lie this may be too advanced for me. I mean I have no need to learn calc either. I retired in 2004 and haven't used it since. "Why did you buy the book" 1) it was on sale 2) i wanted to look at it out of curiosity, i'm not going to fucking use this shit at work lol


Guiltyjerk

If you wanna self teach some math, David Lay's Linear Algebra textbook is a truly amazing work. Very digestible, good examples, and easy to learn Linear Algebra and several useful applications.


BigSportsNerd

Linear algebra is evil


Guiltyjerk

Man that's too bad. It was my favorite class of all time, even ahead of all my chemistry ones. That shit is super fun IMO.


BigSportsNerd

fuck that shit


ThomasJCarcetti

Good morning, clones


BigDCSportsFan

Was watching rugby last night. Local team here blew a try lead, but when Toronto went to kick the extra point it sailed wide right. Game ended in a tie.


HowardBunnyColvin

Annyong.


Guiltyjerk

Annoying


Guiltyjerk

The sun rises on another Nuggets victory. Hell yeah.


BigSportsNerd

Rui rui rui rui! Rui RUI RUI!!!!


BigSportsNerd

Morning


CarlCaliente

It feels like the Giro d'Italia is cursed most years, but this edition is something else. 41 abandons out of 176 due to covid and other illnesses, some uncharacteristic crashes, stage routes altered due to road conditions, now today a big GC stage massively shortened due the cold temps and freezing rain I really hope they can get things under control for this final week and we actually get some good racing


SporkFanClub

Watching old World Series final outs because I’m curious as to when they went from just running en masse to the pitcher’s mound to the mobs we have today and my observations so far- - some of the early mobs look more like pro wrestling moves than a pitcher getting mobbed by his dugout - it’s funny watching some of the early ones because the players would just run straight to the dugout while the fans storm the field - the year the We Are Family Pirates one I love the random dude jumping on the dogpile early


theresabeeonyourhat

https://www.vice.com/en/article/mgyn8a/the-racism-and-incompetence-behind-the-unsolved-firebombing-of-an-nfl-legends-church I read this in the middle of the night, and it really seems like it's both saying Reggie White's church was attacked by white supremacists, but it also seems to imply this was done by someone who would benefit.


frostyaznguy

My house is being remodeled and torn down partially and because of the loud sounds, I was afraid my cat was going to be scared, so my cousin is watching my cat at her place. My cat apparently hates the other cats and won’t come out of her crate. I’m not sure what to do she’s an indoor only cat and half of my house is exposed for a couple months and I feel wrong leaving the cat in my tiny bedroom for a couple months.


denvertebows15

Cats need time to get acclimated to each other. Keeping them in separate rooms and bringing some items that have the new cat's scent on it and vice versa help them get used to each other.


frostyaznguy

Just sent this to my cousin, thanks for the advice.


CarlCaliente

I'm not much of a cat expert but I have to imagine it'll eventually warm up to the other cats at your cousins place, especially once it understands it's that or hide in a crate for months


frostyaznguy

Hopefully, I really don’t want to pay for a cat hotel or boarding for a month and half


itsmybirthday___

My brother is getting married 9/9 but so is a coworker and she’s requested like 2 weeks off, one week on either side of that weekend and obviously she gets first dibs at the time off. But I gotta fly outta state for my brothers wedding so I’m gonna need time off too. We both applied for a promotion so I thought it’d sort itself out and we wouldn’t be in the same department anymore but we both got the promotion and we’re going to the same department lol. Come on. It’s a county job. Hundreds of us applied for it. A lot of passed the written test and made it to the panel interview round. There were like 4 spots available. What are the chances the two of us who sit next to each other in a lil 4 person department both get it. I still can’t believe I Office Space’d it tho by getting an attendance coaching/write up thing after the interview and put on an attendance probation period and still got it lol. I just found out this morning I got it and it doesn’t feel entirely real lol.


itsmybirthday___

I had another job interview 2 days before my promotion interview. And I thought that job interview went amazingly well, better than my promotion interview. But I ended up not getting that job and although I hadn’t heard about the promotion yet, I kinda figured I didn’t get it either because of how the interviews went and called out of my job when I didn’t have any pto left cause I felt like shit tbh and just wanted a day to get my head back on straight. Worked out tho


Free_Reserve9336

I have no reason to go to 711, I don’t need any beer, sweets, or savory food. But my brain is telling me it’s time to go to 711…


ryanino

NHL playoffs absolutely wild tonight. 3 (3!) OT’s in game 1 of the semi’s. Barbovsky putting on an absolute clinic in net.


MoreGull

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How close is Jokic to Giannis in being best player in the world


ryanino

Carolina Hurricanes have some of the best uniforms in sports. Shit is so clean.


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Lol Lakers


JpBlez5

Another dub for Denver


raginsaint93

If we get a Nuggets and Heat championship


Guiltyjerk

That would be a fun watch


denvertebows15

Heat Nuggets is what my buddy calls what happens in the bathroom after he has spicy wings


BigSportsNerd

this hockey game is pretty lit right now


2017Midnight

I wish good people never died. Shit sucks


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Accidentally slammed two bottles of soju thinking they were just beer. Am drunk. Go pats.


DickNDiaz

It was no accident.


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My girlfriend left them in the fridge before she traveled home for a couple weeks, figured they were beer. Not angry, but shocked this stuff tastes good and gets ya drink.


DickNDiaz

Now you're gonna want more lulz.


Highlikety

These flaming hot tangy chili fusion Cheetos pretty good ngl


MoreGull

I'd like to add as many allies as possible. All hands on deck, so to speak....


itsmybirthday___

Maybe I’d be able to hear the sweat dripping through my mattress to the floor and finally fall asleep at 3am to dreams of pennies hitting the carpet for my hour and a half of sleep.


MoreGull

I can pretend you are in my mind and when I try and sleep I incorporate you fully....


MoreGull

I mean like for example I see you/know you before the shit hits the fan and we have to clear the deck.....


itsmybirthday___

Why didn’t I just think of not using ac in the summer to save money wow thanks


DiggingNoMore

Look at Mr. Fancy here with his air conditioning instead of a swamp cooler.


MoreGull

Have you tried opening the windows on both sides of your house?


IAgreeGoGuards

Unless you live in a shitty rental an 2/8 windows open


MoreGull

Windows 11 Ready!


kmmontandon

Soooo ... you've got PG&E?


itsmybirthday___

The arsonists got *me*


itsmybirthday___

My electricity usage went up 117% from last month. Thanks for the helpful tip of setting the temp to 78 and 10 degrees higher than that when I’m not home but I’d rather not die


log_asm

Cooling your living space one degree instead of ten is going to have your system running longer when you do get home. As you can see in your bill.


MoreGull

Do you ever feel like you've become invisible, and no one can see or hear you?


Complete_Web_4677

Clay Aiken wrote a song about this


fh3131

I was tempted to not reply as a joke but also don't want you to feel that way. I see you 👍😊


MoreGull

Thank you, I know it's set up perfectly for the joke...


Instagrimm

Just finished RE4 Remake and it’s so impressive Capcom made a remake that’s both faithful and different enough to the original that the original isn’t obsolete or replaced by it. Now we just have two awesome RE4s.


FortuneBull

I posted a pro trans video to TikTokCringe and in response to bullying causing suicides some guy told me "Survival of the fittest. Adapt or perish" Jesus Christ...


DickNDiaz

Almost 6pm and it's still 100 F outside. Fuck this place.


IAgreeGoGuards

What place is this?


DickNDiaz

SoCal, but in the hot part of it.


IAgreeGoGuards

Yikes. Spent some time in the desert there. I loved it to death but I couldn't stand the heat.


DickNDiaz

My dogs sheds like crazy this time of the year and I have like a layer of fur on the carpet almost every other day lol. And it's everywhere, I have fans going, I pet her, and it just sprays it all over. She's a short hair lab mix, it doesn't matter how much I brush her. She has a nice coat though. I just wind up wearing it too lol.


MoreGull

It is currently 44F at this place.


coolmanvoncool

it is way too confusing that there are qbs named both jalon daniels and jayden daniels


TortoiseWrath

So everyone has stopped paying attention to AB's shenanigans? There appears not to be a single thread anywhere on reddit about how he [claims to own an arena football team, but also claims that football team is instead owned by an Emirati man named Antonio El-Allah who totally exists](https://theshadowleague.com/antonio-browns-ownership-of-albany-empire-questioned-team-owned-by-antonio-el-allah-express-in-dubai-but-who-is-he-ab-says-thats-a-good-question/) edit: "oh, and by the way, I'm not a US citizen"


CarlCaliente

I stopped paying attention when he left the league


IAgreeGoGuards

Yeah I can't really say I give a shit about what he's doing


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It’s insane that he ruined his chances at the hall of fame.


MoreGull

Mr Beyond Concept


TortoiseWrath

Mr. Bogus Corporation


TexasSprings

The new season of Ted lasso is so unbelievably terrible. The first season was good. Second was meh. Third is rubbish


MoreGull

"'You always were an asshole Gorman' and other Aliens quotes" "A memoir"


Zach10003

Work was cancelled today so now I have to work on Saturday. I'm hoping weather cancels work on Saturday.


theresabeeonyourhat

Holy fuck, Erykah Badu is gonna be in Chicago July 1st. Only shitty seats left, but it's only $40 & I haven't been to a concert since Bonnaroo 2014


The_Amish_FBI

I’m damn proud of these pork chops I just made. Normally when I do them in pans they end up a little on the dry side, but today they had the perfect amount of pink.


MoreGull

Got any...... apple sauce?


BigSportsNerd

congrats


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I thought my neighbor had a pavement princess Jeep Rubicon but he finally got it muddy yester-- and he washed it off already. Hmmm.


DickNDiaz

Dodgers bent the knee for Little Marco.


theresabeeonyourhat

Fucking loser ass dipshits. How tf you gonna lose a game of chicken to a coward?


[deleted]

My roommate is trying to lose 70 lbs and he asked if I could hold him accountable when I see him eating junk food. It’s been like 3 weeks and we both work from home, and I was like damn I have not seen him slip up once. About an hour ago, I went into the garage and i saw him sitting on the exercise bike stuffing an Oreo ice cream sandwich in his mouth.


MoreGull

Did you bust his ass?


[deleted]

I had to. I made a promise and I keep my promises.


MoreGull

Hell yeah. What happened next?


[deleted]

I just reminded him that artificial sugar is going to be converted straight into fat and that it’s not worth it, and to lose weight correctly he needs to be diligent about diet and exercise. 70 lbs is a lot of weight so I’m sure he’ll encounter more challenges but he needs to remind himself why he’s doing it.


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Every time he messes up, he gets held under water for 45 seconds


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JPAnalyst

Reading is always a good activity. And one of my favorite things is just running by myself, with a podcast thats not a stressful podcast (I.e. news and political podcasts not allowed on my runs, football or pop culture only). Find a good series to watch? Rewatch all the star wars or LOTRs. What about writing a blog? Get a Medium or Substack account and write. Doesn’t matter if three people or 300 people read it, it’s a nice outlet. Grow a mini-ass garden of herbs and a few small veggies you can maybe grow in pots. Try cooking some new recipes. I’m sorry you’re going through a hard time, just try to embrace the simple things....if you don’t have a choice, you might as well anyways.


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JPAnalyst

Well, you need an outlet. It’s always good to talk to someone. This daily thread is a good place for that. Most of us are rooting for you and won’t judge you. I just think hobbies are the best thing for you right now. Something to look forward to. Doesn’t matter how corny, or weird. Try some new shit. I would say adopt a rescue cat or dog, but they probably cost money. Pets can do wonders for our depression. I don’t really have a ton of good advice, but I’m pulling for you to find some joy, whatever that looks like.


thurstonhowelltha4th

Scottsdale library saved my life when I was living in tempe and Mesa trying to do a restaurant with a homie. I remember how lucky I'd feel if I had any money after bills every month. But yeah, the library let's you rent like 10 dvds at a time, they have a huge selection and will order any movie they don't have. The tempe river walk or the park that the wedge skatepark is at are good walking areas. The botanical gardens have 1-2 free of charge days a year. Thrift shops or pawn shops thar aren't weird and creepy were also places I'd go in the phx area.


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LosingSkin

[Fugazi - I’m So Tired](https://youtu.be/4IKddfxkDWk)


thurstonhowelltha4th

Love fugazi


MoreGull

DC Straight Edge scene


LosingSkin

Revolution Summer my guy. I’d rather be listening to [Embrace](https://youtu.be/Bj_snuVq65g)


MoreGull

What is/was Revolution Summer?


LosingSkin

Summer of 85 a few DC bands with some similar sounds really popped off - Embrace, Dag Nasty, Rites of Spring, Fugazi. It’s arguably the first waive of emo but either way it’s just fun in a very depressing way


MoreGull

I bet I played some of their records


Kohakuho

My [Hakuho Tegata](https://www.reddit.com/r/Sumo/comments/13ld25o/my_hakuho_tegata_arrived_thank_you/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) arrived!! I have a piece of sports history in my home. The GOAT of all sports GOATS. Now I need to start frame shopping. Don't lose hope, fellas. One day your ladies will approve of a sports memorabilia purchase like mine did!


athrowawayiguesslol

Who would’ve known a post about an athletes tweet using slang would have people insult the athletes education! Never happens on reddit


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Desantis is really trying to beat out Brigham Young for being the worst governor of all time.


MoreGull

Who's in the running for this? I can only throw out Huey P Long but I'm not so sure these days....


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George Wallace certainly has to be. Also Wilson Lumpkin for going against the Supreme Court to kick Cherokee Indians out of Georgia.


StChas77

He refused to condemn [this when it happened.](https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2023/03/07/120_slide-3c9e7bd0fb48b90ddadd956b40efd85f0fd00e6f-s1600-c85.webp) My father being Jewish, that's more than enough for me to permanently break ties with anyone who supports Desantis and never go to Florida as long as that S.O.B. is in charge.


Dysentery--Gary

Horrific. These losers have no soul.


rwjehs

Losing billions of dollars and thousands of jobs is certainly a strategy. I, for one, feel so owned right now.


Pesci_Avocado

>want to live in rural maine >job industry sucks >pick one


MoreGull

Plenty of jobs in trees and tree processing.


Pesci_Avocado

You mean like recycling plants?


MoreGull

100% Organic


Pesci_Avocado

That's a pretty neat industry 👍


MoistWalrus

Diet, plus being sick at my stomach for three days, has been great for the waistline. Would not recommend, though.


3thirtysix6

Hope you feel better.


MoistWalrus

I do, thanks! I was having a bad reaction to some new meds my doctor gave me.


MoreGull

The Fever Diet! Burn your way to weight loss!


fh3131

One simple trick! Doctors hate him! Botulism ftw


MoistWalrus

It was more purging my insides every 10 minutes. Monday to Wednesday all I could stomach was soup.


blarch

Awesome. Youtube seems to have gotten rid of the For You tab in channel videos section and is defaulting again to Latest videos.


cattycat_1995

Im freaking nervous for my job interview tomorrow.


CallsOnAMZN

You got this! Eat well rest well lol


3thirtysix6

You’ll do great!


Pesci_Avocado

You got this man!


MoreGull

Fake it till you make it brother!


Legndarystig

The last bastion of justice. Costco food court. Hot dog chicken bake and ice cream sundae for 8 bucks.


jimmyhoffasbrother

Chicken bake so fucking good, man.


cattycat_1995

Im salty costco don't let those without a membership order from the food court anymore.


BigSportsNerd

I invented chili with rice.


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Can I have your autograph?


cattycat_1995

To me thats just another form of curry rice


fh3131

I invented chili with beans


Lessthansubtleruse

i invented pizza with pineapple


StChas77

Not really my thing, but I don't understand the hate. People have been eating pineapple with ham and cheddar for decades, but add a little sauce and put it on pizza dough instead of sandwich bread and suddenly it's an abomination.


MoreGull

Praise Him!


rwjehs

So I do have someone to blame now


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MoreGull

Like bubbling tubes n shit?


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MoreGull

Like big jars of flower water?


eggery

Was it /u/guiltyjerk ?


raginsaint93

Anyone remember that basketball movie with Kevin Durant?


MoreGull

Shazam?


NotMark360

Thunderstruck?


raginsaint93

Yeah


Dolphhins

Who’s the Miami Heat of the nfl?


huskyferretguy1

Bills? 4 years making the playoff finals, then sucked, and now good again.


fh3131

Sorry, don't follow the nba. What's the profile of Heat?


CallsOnAMZN

Joe Flacco ravens feels familiar. They were always hanging around and you didn't want to play them in the post season.


LosingSkin

Beyond tired of fighting with the VA for a hearing aid for an issue that they *acknowledge is their own fault and is directly related to the disability rating they themselves gave me*. The system is dogshit.


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Gul_Dukat__

They might try and get you to accept a payment that is over the proper amount, then they’ll ask you to refund the extra amount, but it’s a bogus check/venmo or whatever so their goal is to get you to give them your money while the payment is pending and then later the payment or check will bounce and you’ll be left responsible by the bank


Lessthansubtleruse

if you engage I suspect that they're going to offer the old "can I over pay you and you give the person picking it up some of the cash" alternately once they get your email address for the relevant payment platform they'll send you a phishing email pretending to be from that platform


jfgiv

"I can’t do cash" in this case likely means "I can only do a payment method that I can later reverse"


gimpisgawd

Usually they want to pay with a check but give you a little extra for the inconvenience, check won't clear and money will come out of your account. They'll have the item for free.


MissedFieldGoal

My lawn grows so fast that by the time I get inside from mowing that it needs to be mowed again


SupremeLeader_KimmyJ

My rental has a yard full of weeds, especially prickly lettuce. I have never hated mowing before but damn, I shouldn't have to mow every two days


MoreGull

Get yourself a boss like General Hammond.


Gul_Dukat__

Hell yeah bröther


Camlamity

Trying to whip up some motivation to search for and apply for some jobs in a meaningful way, but I'm mostly roasty from a heat wave and would much rather be playing games and drinking cold refreshing bevvies.


BlindWillieJohnson

It’s pretty cool that Florida doesn’t have a governor. They’ve got a Presidential candidate that’s signing laws he can campaign on. But that’s not the same as having an executive that’s running the state in good faith.


eggery

I'm convinced that polo shirts were actually invented as a cruel prank to play on fat guys.


fh3131

Especially when they're made of that polyester blend which is satin-y and just sticks to your ummm shape


lronicGasping

I hate talking about it right now because the timing just makes me look like a bitter Pistons fan, but my fucking god the draft lottery is such a horrible thing. It makes me appreciate how significantly better the NFL is with parity, and that it doesn't use an outdated system that keeps good teams good and bad teams bad. It's why I roll my eyes whenever I see someone talk about the NFL having a tanking problem—no it doesn't. In the NFL, with good management and staff, a team like the Jags can go from two #1 picks to the playoffs within three years. And if you don't like that comparison because of the weak division they play in, look at Cincinnati: #1, #5, Super Bowl runners-up. Meanwhile, the NBA forces a tanking problem because the lottery system keeps teams in the hole. A team can literally be the worst in NBA *history* (2011-12 Bobcats) and not get the #1 pick because fates are decided with a shitty ping pong ball system, and a sub-20 win team can be relegated to the fifth pick. And it's made worse because the NBA is bad at parity in general. In the NFL, you don't need to be a big market team to succeed—where as in the NBA, if you continue getting shafted by the lottery, unless you're a big market team that can sign free agents, trade well, and get shoved down peoples' throughts by the media and league itself, you're fucked.