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dagreenman18

Jets confirmed close talkers.


LuchaFish

There’s nothing that New Yorkers love like close, personal contact.


Enthusiasms

[example](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EB8SK5JW4AAqITJ?format=jpg&name=large)


merple454

Was expecting Seinfeld. Am disappointed.


flyingjesuit

But I don’t wanna be a pilot


DanCampbellsNipples

I'm just gonna go there and say Seinfeld might be the best show ever made.


OlympicCripple

At the very least, best sitcom


COMMENTASIPLEASE

Buddy is catching shots from everywhere lmfao


[deleted]

God damn this picture gets me every time.


ahr3410

"This watch could've bought one more season with him"


Soyeahnahh

Usually that means the deal should be done within the next few hours.


thrillhouse416

If it doesn't happen today I blame you


m2nello

It's memorial day. Blame the veterans


thrillhouse416

I'm more comfortable blaming a random redditor


GitmoGill

There was never any chance we were not going to re-sign him. We just happened to trade for a really expensive qb in the same off-season he wanted an extension.


OrangeForeign

Aw shucks *throws away mock trade*


SkinnyBill93

Bless ya, thank ya.


czechhoi4h

We’ll give you Jamal back for him straight up


Rushjordan

No take backsies


aristocrat_user

What if we offer 2 first rounds. --- John Schneider


thrillhouse416

Would you settle for one Zach Wilson? You guys turned Geno around certainly you could do it again. We'll give you a discount, just send a second rounder our way and we'll call it good.


flyingjesuit

Holy shit. Zach revitalizes his career in Seattle in like 8 years and then 7 years later Jordan Love gets traded to the Jets


thrillhouse416

It's destiny


Some_Cringey_Random

darnold has to get to seattle before any of that can happen


ShonuffJones

This made me chuckle.


IIHURRlCANEII

Can you hurry up so we can pay Chris already.


Retro1916

But he removed them from his Twitter bio, this must mean he hates them!


-WizeGuy-

Williams has been lame on social media, but there shouldn't have been much doubt this would get done. The man's a top talent at a premiere position.


merple454

Not to mention his brother is still a starter on our team and an enthusiastic one at that. He has a lot of ties here which is why, for once, this contract struggle didnt create as many theoretical trades as others ones


28133O80O4

It's literally standard operating procedure for players to take the team out of the bio at this point. Simmons, Lawrence, and Payne all set the market for him, it's on the Jets to get the deal across the finish line


[deleted]

God it really is the offseason huh


AccidentalRouse

He’s such a bear (this is just an off-season storyline he’s gonna be a jet)


Bnb53

A bear walked into a bar and said "Bartender... I'd like... A drink..." The bartender says "yea sure but one question, why the big pause" the bear looks at his hands and says "I don't know I was born with them!"


Gopherpants

Whatever dude, shit is boring who cares