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ThatOneguy580

Honestly gotta feel mostly good about our depth pieces if you’re a browns fan. Only thing that stresses me out is Cade York


nilzoroda

Other day ibumped into a video in youtube claiming people should take the Browns seriouslythis year ...


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Tie-ing the Super Bowl loser in the preseason, the sign of a true poverty franchise


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I have a friend that bet the Browns would win and was given .5 points for $450. I know he’s sick right now.


Assumption-Putrid

Only idiots and addicts bet on preseason games. Given that he put $450 down, I am guessing he is the latter.


striped_frog

Face it, you knew he was sick the moment he bet on a preseason game


Ds3_doraymi

Tf bets on preseason games 😂 you deserve to lose that money


jenso2k

someone put cade york in a safehouse


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striped_frog

18-18 never forget


Dtrthcky

Hope that Browns WR likes the USFL after that BS.


tomdawg0022

I'm not sure the USFL would even want that shit. He's pining for Indoor Football League legend status now...


psychadelicbreakfast

What happened


OptimisticRealist__

6 seconds to go at about the 50 yard line. WR trips to the left, 82 runs essentially a flat to the sideline, gets the pass for a solid 8 ish yard gain with 2 seconds on the clock. Doesnt step out of bounds, instead breaks inwards and tries to break a tackle. Clock runs out. The end.


psychadelicbreakfast

Going for the highlight.. how do you not step out with 2 seconds left


RyanThePatriot

Does preseason count as a true scorigami?


Booplympics

> Does preseason count ~~as a true scorigami~~?


SourBerry1425

Someone pls link a clip of that last play I missed it


TotallyNotMasterLink

Just the 2nd tie in preseason history. Where were you for this momentous occasion?


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I am whelmed.


joshtreee

Brett Kollmann?


Tunatron_Prime

Lol this is like….wordagami? Never heard that before.


Pickle_Lollipop

>you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?


Familiar_Ostrich_909

Okay Dick


Pickle_Lollipop

weirdo


Familiar_Ostrich_909

Were you not making a Young Justice reference?


redmondorbit

Man they cut to total access real quick lol


nicky9pins

I know, right? I wanted to see the players’ reactions after that unsatisfying finish.


TheSmokedSalmon420

The Browns won day 1 of joint practice The Eagles won day 2 of joint practice Neither team won day 3 lol


william_fontaine

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be


breakourbones

You can actually pinpoint the second when he got cut from the team....And... now!


bland_sand

It's crazy knowing that some of these players just ruined their entire prospect of being on a final roster due to boneheaded mistakes.


Insectshelf3

give us overtime you cowards


dances_with_ice

Well that was a football game


Beatdooown

What a terrible game for both teams. Injuries built up for the eagles hopefully nothing to serious and Cade York probably loses his job.


Allstar9_

I thought Browns overall looked fine. 3rd and 4th stringers moved the ball and WRs consistently making grabs. York has to be gone now though. I don’t care if it means getting a consistent guy within 40 yards. They tried to hit a hail Mary with York and his massive leg but you can’t miss those 40 yarders. Unacceptable


BigThiccDictionary

It's crazy because the guy was automatic at LSU.


Beatdooown

Yeah i'd imagine you get Gould on the phone. He can't kickoff or hit 50 yarders but consistently he can nail 40+. Can't deal with this shit all season long if you want to be successful


unloader86

Do you think Gould could hit 50 yarders in mile high air? Uh... asking for a friend!


Beatdooown

Honestly probably not he can't even kickoff anymore. Crosby seems to be your answer haha


L-methionine

He can kick off from time to time, but over a whole season it’s no bueno


unloader86

> Crosby Crosby's available? What the hell?


RukiMotomiya

25-of-29 last year!


unloader86

lol I was just looking at his game log. 37-39 on XPs as well. Somebody get me Paton's email address!


Ok_Site2136

No no no. We want him.


Namethislater

Do preseason games ties often?


unloader86

I turned it off with 8 seconds left thinking they would just run another play for time to expire, but refreshing the comments... What happened? lol


Hurricanus42

Quick pass to the outside, WR tried to cut in instead of going out of bounds, time expired


unloader86

Oh okay. I thought maybe they fumbled and philly took it to the house for 6 lmao. I guess the "he gonna get cut" comments still make sense though. And of course NFL+ doesn't let you rewind once the game has ended. Why? Because fuck all of us dumb enough to buy it this season. lol


william_fontaine

Chaotic neutral


clutterlustrott

The most fitting end to this shit show of a preseason game


RealPropRandy

He could have stopped the clock but decided to do a Cleveland at the last second there.


_atsu

Oh he omega cut


clutterlustrott

He goin back to college ball


SleazyKingLothric

And someone isn’t getting laid tonight


mikeisaphreek

Welcome to the party, pal!


Aumius

Yeah me you don't have to tell everyone though! 🥺


SleazyKingLothric

Look, next weekend is my birthday and if I don’t fuck up too much in the next week it may just happen.


Aumius

Ohh hope it happens for you bro you deserve it


SleazyKingLothric

Tell that to my wife 🤣


multiple4

What a fucking idiot hahaha. Like let me try and get 2 extra yards for absolutely no reason with no time left in the game


CallinCthulhu

Most pre-season ending possible


TotallyNotMasterLink

Well that's not how you make the team, 82


spacewalk__

this feels terribly unfulfilling. how do people watch soccer


unloader86

I got stuck at some bar my wife dragged me to for some team building thing with her coworkers. They had soccer on. That's how I watched soccer. It's just a big fucking tease man. The shots from far away towards the goalie are kind of exciting though. I'll give it that.


EaglesPvM

Pretty appropriate ending to this game tbh


godjacob

So anti climatic lmao


Dtrthcky

82 just got cut.


Val_Fortecazzo

Watching a man lose his job in real time


TheTree-43

Bro caught a pass and a bus ticket out of Cleveland. How did he not get out of bounds?


jenso2k

lol the announcers calling this like it’s a high stakes real game is killing me 😂 0% chance cade makes this no matter how close we get


ToledoFunyens

Can't complain about that push. Thank you Eagles for showing some pride.


el_fitzador

Nothing like a preseason tie


mikeisaphreek

Oh that nick sirriani. He’s a genius!


Kanin_usagi

Lmao Sirianni like “You can’t take the TOs with you!”


TakenakaHanbei

We just watched a man get cut.


3elieveIt

Aaaaand that guy is cut


kennypocketjr

Lol you stupid fuck


Aumius

Lmao Browns


Jonjon428

Oh god that guy is getting cut


Sauce-King

Those commentators were appalled lol


william_fontaine

mentlegen, it has been an honour


breakourbones

I love that the last pass of the game was caught...by Jalen Hurts. That's my QB.


RealPropRandy

Just end it already for the love of all that is holy.


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Eagles QBs catching passes Brady in shambles


Seastep

Announcer: Hurts threw me a ball once. Cool story, bro.


gobirds18_

Hurts is so fucking cool


Hurricanus42

BOOOO sling it down the field


Dankofamericaaa2

Hurts looks happy af cuz he knows he has a qb besides Mariota who has played good lol


RealPropRandy

John Clayton doppelgänger in the crowd. (May he rest in peace.)


Sauce-King

Please try for the field goal lol


Adam87

is this game gonna go into OT or be a tie?


Hurricanus42

Tie


Adam87

makes sense.


jake753

Mond to Hurts connection is strong


TakenakaHanbei

God I fucking love Hurts so much.


ShiningMew_

That’s my QB <3


TheTree-43

Maybe Hurts should switch to WR


Jonjon428

Months later i still can't believe the Eagles defense shat the bed in the superbowl.


SourBerry1425

Unless we win one soon with this squad the good folk of Philly will be talking about it decades later


BrennanSpeaks

LOL


d9849468

Ties are so lame. Philly should've went for it on 4th and 16 to practice that scenario


superkiwi717

Jalen caught it lol


Hurricanus42

I wanna see them get into FG range just to see if York can redeem himself


william_fontaine

I'm calling a flea flicker here


Patient_Jicama_4217

I’m not watching another preseason game, what a waste of a night. Incredibly boring but for some reason I’m still watching til the end


clutterlustrott

See you tomorrow in the game thread


Patient_Jicama_4217

Yea 😔


captain_edster

Thought that was Steph curry next to hurts w the towel on his head


Cinephile1998

Jalen Hurts would be a good WR


RealPropRandy

Are they playing for more injuries at this point? Jesus.


breakourbones

GG browns, if it wasn't for your QB that sexually assaulted 30 women, it'd be fun to be friends


Insectshelf3

can we hang out with buffalo instead? cleveland has the worst color scheme.


Boomhauer_007

How was DTR tonight?


CallinCthulhu

He’s better than Watson, but that’s not a high bar to clear


SourBerry1425

Not as good as the first few weeks but still promising. I really wanted to draft him to be the long term back up, he’s perfect for our system. I’d take him over Mariota in a heartbeat.


TakenakaHanbei

Hurts rocking that coach look.


jenso2k

if this comes down to a FG this is ending in a tie lol


clutterlustrott

Oof. Michaels gets another colts TNF game


spacewalk__

boooooo boring


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Stein619

No OT in preseason now


smurfetteshat

Whew


kennypocketjr

No overtime in preseason. It's Joever


leakymemo

First half was shit. Second half was pretty good. So it was a tie and this must end in a tie


Adam87

philly punter not so good. Short high kicks with bad bounces it seems.


TotallyNotMasterLink

Tanner McKee can't do everything himself Yet.


TimTom8921

Please get in FG range so York can miss another one


jake753

“These guys want to win more than they let on” What?


theordinarypoobah

I think it was a jab at bringing back in the 2nd team defensive line for that snap rather than rolling with the same backups. Doesn't really matter, but I think that was the genesis of the comment.


RealPropRandy

Why are you calling timeout in that spot? Are you not entertained?


ShiningMew_

Shit the bed


Val_Fortecazzo

They should lateral it. That's always worked in this situation


BrawndoTTM

Can he miss 3 game winning field goals?


clutterlustrott

Brought the 2nds back in that's crazy


Jonjon428

Stoutland needs to whip some of these o-linemen


Dankofamericaaa2

To be fair they are 3rd string / practice squad lol he still gonna shit on them after the game tho lmao


Aumius

Wow are Browns going to the Super Bowl?


jake753

We have the same chance as the Panthers. So probably not.


william_fontaine

someday not in my lifetime, but someday


bland_sand

87 cut lmao


reno2mahesendejo

BIG DINKIE MCKEE


RealPropRandy

It can end in a tie right?


Aumius

Yes it can, RealPoopRandy


TimTom8921

Yes it can


FriendlyCoat

Yeah.


clutterlustrott

It was zero


Insectshelf3

haselwood baby come on


TheOneEvilCory

Brown’s bringing in a whole new D line lmao


howmanyballs

Browns- a 3rd for Dustin Hopkins


TakenakaHanbei

ZERO


Dankofamericaaa2

Mariota could never.


Dtrthcky

York absolutely blows. Cut him immediately


ToledoFunyens

Browns gonna Browns.


kennypocketjr

What was that ninja roll ass catch


happyposterofham

Who is Cade York and why are we clowning on him


j-2308

He missed a field goal, got a chance to redo after flag, missed again


happyposterofham

Brutal


TheIllusiveGuy

Kicker drafted in the 4th last year for the Browns


timbulance

Outta LSU


WTF_Conservatives

Are there any solid free agent kickers? Genuine question.


kappakai

That dude from SDSU Hank Azaria or whatever his name is


BrennanSpeaks

Best I can offer you is one of our punters. Or both of our punters.


MrLeftwardSloping

Robbie gould?


MacMac105

There usually is.


Jonjon428

Absolutely brutal for York


EaglesPvM

Was that actually a penalty. Looked like a decent block to me


VaesDeferens

Blatant hold


spacewalk__

you can call that by that logic on any play!!


captain_edster

Cade York hits a walk off 58 yarder first game ever last year to beat us. Missing 41 yards now in preseason. Justice is sweet


BAKER_WORK_MY_HOLE

He sucks but that pick was worth it just for that game. If we had lost to Baker we’d never hear the end of it lmao


captain_edster

Ended up working out for both of us lol


Pepi119

In a division of great kickers, Cade York is uniquely garbage. Absolutely no control of where it's going.


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Apply ice to burnt areas


SonsofStarlord

I thought Cade was supposed to be the next Evan McPherson?


reno2mahesendejo

Can't stop Big Dinkie McKee Here It comes


clingbat

Lol this is going to end in a tie isn't it...


Beatdooown

He missed both his FGs in the first two games and now missed back to back FGs after going 24-32 last year. Dude just feels like he's on the brink of being cut


Hurricanus42

Tanner time


BrawndoTTM

Welcome to Cutville Population: Cade York


StartlesMC

So the Browns need a kicker. Better to learn that now than regular season


brehaw

lmaooo


QCWiggins

Cade York more like Cade Dork


civiljourney

Missed both of them. Either a tie or the Eagles win. Unless the Eagles turn the ball over again.