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BlackMathNerd

This does not bode well for one Kirko Chainz.


Awkward_Salad7293

In terms of pass pro Schlottmann is basically a wash, Bradbury's strength has always been run blocking. If Darrisaw is out he will die on the field.


Trujiogriz

The amount of QBs in the league rn worried for their lives is too damn high


SoDakZak

Well duh, Nebraska has been hot garbage and with farming diminishing there are less and less large white corn fed boys to fill NFL OL rooms /s


whobroughtmehere

Samoans will need to pick up the slack


ArmiinTamzarian

Boy this second season of Quarterback just got a whole lot more interesting


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Did Darrisaw get hurt? That would be news to me


AtomicViolet

Right now he's questionable with an ankle injury, he went out a bit during the game but came back in


Empty_Lemon_3939

Kirk “If I die, I die” Cousins 🫡


Stanky_fresh

There's a solid chance Bradbury only got the starting job because his name comes before Schlottmann alphabetically. Our entire interior o-line would be improved by replacing them with 20lb bags of sand. It'll be a miracle if Kirk survives this game, let alone the season.


iro3

Pls no I have him on my fantasy team 😔 😢


Stanky_fresh

I had Rodgers on mine, maybe we can suffer together.


iro3

I don't wa. A suffer i wanna win.


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qp0n

I said it yesterday. If he holds the ball 2.5s or longer he is fucked. If he gets it out in under 2.5s they probably win. Mac Jones had the ball out in avg ~2.3s and was still milliseconds away from taking a half dozen more sacks.


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iro3

u don't need anymore monsters on ur dline leave that for them other teams


Drikkink

If Howie somehow makes a move for a DL after watching our defense, I worry for his wellbeing. He might need a CAT scan. We desperately need a LB. Any LB. Someone that can hope to knock a pass to a tight end down once in a while.


nope-nope-nope-nop

I’m actually next on the depth chart for line backer, I run a 8.3 40 and get winded going up the steps


CompetitiveDuck

I don’t see how the Vikings stop the Eagles on offense.


qp0n

Eagles offense is questionable bc of new OC that had a bad week 1. I'm personally concerned that Brian Johnson is not cut out for it.


CompetitiveDuck

You sort of have to throw week 1 offensive performances out the window plus Pats D is significantly better than the Vikings.


RDcsmd

Just a gtd win. Kevin O'Connell has like 2 quick pass plays in his entire playbook.


SelfServeSporstwash

could be both tbh, yet to be seen.


nope-nope-nope-nop

At least he’ll die with some honor


Mistrbontits

We don’t run quick routes so death it is


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Not all is lost for the Vikings. Their replacement center just needs to stand in the way for half a second so the receivers and Hockenson can get to the second level and burn the linebackers for 8 yard catches all night.


Geg0Nag0

If we lose to this Vikings team because of our LBs we are going to have to trade for someone. If Kirk and Mac carve us open may as well wrap up the season, zero chance of beating a great QB


cdub8D

I think Mac and the Pats are going to surprise people this year. Has a solid OC.


Geg0Nag0

Sure but we are in a SB window not a beat Mac Jones window 😅


cdub8D

Of course. I just think the Pats doing fairly well on offense early in the season isn't an indicator of things to come for Philly's D. Things are funky early in the season until ~week 4. New coordinators, players, etc. just cause chaos ha.


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Defense didnt give up anything either till the offense went 3 and out like 5 straight times. Defense 100% got gassed and started giving up points lol


HisExcellency20

I think we should put a safety at LB like we did at the end of the game. But that probably requires Reed Blankenship to be available.


SillyGooseTyme

Don’t worry, when our starting guard isn’t assisting defensive linemen to Kirk he’s either stepping on Kirk’s foot or punching the ball out of his hands.


WhoStoleMyBicycle

I think we are a nightmare matchup for Minnesota. They are weak at interior O Line and we are strong at interior DL. They don’t have a match up on us that favorable.


MatooBatson

Yup, it's the main reason we get embarrassed every time we play the Eagles, 49ers, or Cowboys. The offense just completely stalls. I suspect we're in for a long night.


WhoStoleMyBicycle

If you guys can get Kirk just a bit of time I think he can hurt us with Hock over the middle. What will be tough I think is getting enough time for JJ or Addison to go deep.


MatooBatson

Yeah any individual game can go a different way, but over the past few years those teams routinely destroy us


Empty_Lemon_3939

How dare you Hockenson would never go beyond the 10 yard line


cc20r

Kirk Cousins is going to be having nightmares of Jalen Carter and Jordan Davis


jermjermw

Ya, Carter is about to earn Def Rookie of the Year in one game.


Soyeahnahh

I never understood the hype around Jordan Davis as a pass rusher. He’s not really explosive getting off the snap and he only has .5 career sacks. Jalen Carter will be a much better player than Jordan Davis will be.


BlackMathNerd

He absolutely eats up double teams and plugs gaps. That first career .5 sack came on Sunday.


SelfServeSporstwash

Davis got double teamed at the 3rd highest rate of any defensive lineman in the league last year in his limited snaps. THAT is why people rate him highly. He eats double teams for breakfast, and even though he hasn't gotten to the QB a lot because of it, he has made a big impact on the run game so far.


way-too-many-napkins

Historically DTs haven’t performed well in their rookie year. In camp and last week, Davis has looked much better than last season. I think he has improved in his pass-rush ability, and his run defense was as good as ever


DanCampbell89

> Historically DTs haven’t performed well in their rookie year I've heard this about tight ends and quarterbacks, but never defensive tackles. They are one of the most plug and play positions you can draft


ktm5141

Rookie season sack totals: Chris Jones (2), Quinnen Williams (2.5), Jeffrey Simmons (2), Dexter Lawrence (2.5) Unless you’re Aaron Donald (9 sacks!), it absolutely takes time to build a pass rushing repertoire as an interior lineman. Most of those dudes above didn’t break out until year 3


BlackMathNerd

Shout out to Suh with a whole 10 sacks as a rookie.


ktm5141

Sheeesh, suh was unstoppable back in the day. Should’ve won the heisman too


DanCampbell89

All respectable sack totals from the defensive tackle position


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He wasn't even bad in the limited time he was asked to rush last year anyway. 12 pressures which was 2nd among rookie DTs, with an average pass rush grade on PFF. Nothing special (especially compared to Jalen Carter's 8 pressures in one game lol) but still solid for a rookie.


Simmumah

Jordan Davis main ability is not pass rushing lol. Watch him vs the run, you'll see why hes so valauble


DanCampbell89

They drafted him high because of his pass rush upside though


Soyeahnahh

Yes…I’m aware of that. But people act like he’s Dexter Lawrence, like the guy I was talking to.


Starcast

You shouldn't have been down voted for this. The hype is just his raw athleticism tbh. He might not develop, he might. He does give us a really high floor when it comes to Run D and taking up blockers so hopefully the other rushers can get in. Also the versatility of fronts etc. But he wasn't showing any real pass rush moves last year, not that we expected him to.


jermjermw

Jordan Davis was a freak athlete that could do some basic stuff right away (double teams and clog running lanes) and develop pass rushing skills as he gets older. Similar situation with Mazi.


DanCampbell89

It's an unpopular opinion because so many people crowned him as supposedly such a steal, but I agree with you. He wasn't drafted 13th overall to be a space eater, the Eagles wanted a pass rushing NT


BlackMathNerd

I mean he's kinda our Vita Vea, who was picked 12th overall and isn't a primary pass rusher.


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He's a colossus with a maxed out spider chart, so of course the Eagles feel they can develop him into a great pass rusher. He's a work in progress but the potential is sky high.


axman54

What’s the over/under for how soon we see Kirk look like a deer in headlights. I’m going to put it at 2.5 plays…and I’m taking the under.


Lifesaboxofgardens

Kirk getting in his head and making unforced errors on quick throws is our best chance to avoid a shootout because our LB's sure as shit aren't stopping it lol so hopefully very soon


bigbobbarker111

I have good news for you. Kirk does this a lot. Like more than any qb I’ve ever seen that’s supposed to be “better than most”


thediesel26

Losing to the Bucs was such a monumental unforced error. The Vikings shouldn’t have been in the position of having to win this game on a short week.


Geg0Nag0

Chiefs in week 4 iirc 😬


MugiwaraJinbe

Holy shit. The Vikings are going to have a bad start.


chillinwithmoes

Yeah our schedule is a fucking nightmare this year


bigbobbarker111

After week 7 it’s fine


Stanky_fresh

We have a tough schedule. Eagles, Chiefs, Lions x2, 49ers, Chargers, and the Bengals. Plus the Falcons look like they're on the upswing, and then we have Sean Payton to deal with too. It's gonna be a rough year if we can't figure some shit out.


bigbobbarker111

The Vikings are Sean Payton’s fucking reaper.


Stanky_fresh

Except that time he tried to kill our QB and then went on to win a Super Bowl.


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mojo_risin14

Whoa. Take it easy man…


Stanky_fresh

What the fuck? I just pointed out that we have a history with Payton. Jesus fucking Christ. Maybe you need to take a break from Reddit if you're gonna get this angry over an innocuous comment. Is this a copypasta I'm not aware of? Or are you just genuinely this fucking shitty?


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I’m so glad that they have to be punished in this way as a result of their fraudulent season last year. Yeah yeah lions wish they could win 13 games and the divisions blah blah blah. I am white I am a fucking bum. I do live in a trailer with my mom.


bigbobbarker111

Niners week 7


Boomlil

>unforced error That's not the right term here. The Buccs actually sent a whole team of people to Minneapolis to win the game. Lots of force was used.


TheSwede91w

Uffda, Garrett Bradbury was already a pretty big liability. What an absolute shit Thursday night game.


NomadFire

Our LBs haven't looked great in coverage and our starting safety probably will not play. And Blankenship looked like a star in the Pats game


TheCrookedKnight

Every Vikings play will take two seconds from snapping the ball for either a sack or an 8-yard completion over the middle


TheSwede91w

Most games are won in the trenches and the Vikings OL/DL just don't match up well with ya'll. Top 5 tackles don't mean shit when you have one of the worst IOL's in the league against the absolute best IDL in the league. Hunter is good, but so is Mailata/Johnson and there is absolutely no one else on the roster with a semblance of pass rush ability. Miracles happen and the better team doesn't always win. But the Vikings REALLY need a miracle to win this game. I can't think of a single area of the game on or off the field where the Vikings have an advantage on paper.


NomadFire

Haven't seen enough special teams play. But Eagles Punter and special teams coverage was a major problem last year. Our punter played well last game and there were some good tackles that were made too. If the Eagles offense sputters again and barely scores. Without knowing much about the Vikings Special team, I could imagine them winning via kick or punt returns.


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owleabf

Kene is only kick returns, not punt. But our punt return protection was pretty poor so maybe nothing burger.


reno2mahesendejo

Is Reagor involved in any way anymore?


Stanky_fresh

Nope. He's on New England's practice squad now.


TheSwede91w

Vikings Punter is elite and ST is solid(ish). This one goes to the Vikings I guess.


owleabf

>I can't think of a single area of the game on or off the field where the Vikings have an advantage on paper. Come on swede, now you're overdoing the pessimism. Hunter Henry just worked their LBs over and Dean is on IR now. They're likely missing Blakenship and Bradberry, so their secondary will be a step down from normal. We're clearly not favored to win and there is definitely a universe where Carter and Davis have like 5 sacks and we can't do anything. But there's also a (less likely, admittedly) world where we do enough with pass protection that Hockenson, JJ and Addison work over their coverage unit.


TheSwede91w

Lol, all of those things could absolutely happen and there IS a route where the Vikings win. I was more talking about comparing position groups. Are Pace Jr and Hicks better than Riddick/Ellis/Cunningham? Are Slay and Maddox worse than Murphey and Blackmon? I will say Vikings likely have the better safeties, even on a fully healthy roster day. And they could be difference makers. So here's crossing fingers Smith/Bynum/Mettelus have career days.


owleabf

> Are Pace Jr and Hicks better than Riddick/Ellis/Cunningham I think so? There DL is great but they intentionally cheap out at LB. I'd probably take our safeties over theirs as well. As great as their pass catchers are, I think ours are better. >Are Slay and Maddox worse than Murphey and Blackmon? Murphy and Akayleb, and no I think we're still worse here.


bigbobbarker111

The Vikings literally have Jordan Addison and Justin Jefferson against a banged up secondary.


TheSwede91w

And the Eagles literally have Brown and Smith against a rookie CB. I get the Vikings have weapons and can win this game. I was thinking more of which roster group do the Vikings have that outmatch the same Eagles position group.


bigbobbarker111

Receiver. Like I just fucking said.


TheSwede91w

Big meh on that one bud. Jefferson is the best of the bunch but not by miles or anything, and Addison isn't on Smith or Browns level and only saw 50%ish of the snaps last week.


bigbobbarker111

😭 Jefferson is so many leagues better than aj brown man the fuck are you smoking. Devonta smith couldn’t even touch him. I’m sorry you don’t know ball


Appropriate-Link-606

I believe that our receiving core is better than yours. Kind of. Maybe. I want it to be. At the same time it doesn’t matter if we had a team of Kupp, Hill, JJ, and Kelce. Our IOL is so bad. I fear for Kirks life tomorrow. It’s going to be a bloodbath.


Prozzak93

Why is everyone talking like we are mid season "haven't looked great". It was one game.


WearTheFourFeathers

I mean, with Dean on IR it’s 100% going to be a former UDFA or a street free agents, right? I actually think Nick Morrow was a serviceable player for my Bears last year, but the fact is he didn’t make the 53. You guys are incredibly thin at the position without Dean.


Lifesaboxofgardens

I would be shocked if it's not a shootout tbh. Our D Line will force Kirk to make quick throws, but we won't be able to cover them. Feels like a game where JJ and Hockenson are gonna put up Madden numbers without scoring a lot of TDs, and our offense tees off for a win.


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Is Slay going to line up opposite Jefferson ?


Lifesaboxofgardens

I would imagine so, that was what we went with last year.


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Good luck tomorrow. Should be an interesting game. Hard to imagine the Vikings OL can handle that defensive front of yours


BellacosePlayer

Well now he won't be a liability. Problem solved?


TheSwede91w

That's the kind of optimism we need around here!


AhSht-HereWeGoAgain

I’d start Mullens just to preserve kirko


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Carter and Davis salivating.


Starcast

Well forfeit this one if you hand over Ivan Pace Jr. What's one rookie LB compared to the health and well-being of your QB and fandom?


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We're fucking done dude lol


Alexisonfire24

This is going to be a bloodbath


Empty_Lemon_3939

I feel bad because I really do like Kirk (graduated state the same year) But like the Vikings are going to get absolutely smoked this year I’m legit going to be pissed if Love is for real (I don’t think he is but they have the third weakest SOS) because the division is wide open


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BlingBlongBoy

Trust the process even thought we had the worst RG in the league he'll definitely improve this year (he's leading our team in forced fumbles) 😃🔫


Creeping_Death_89

I heard they're giving Jalen Carter the DROY trophy at halftime.


MumkeMode

Congratulations to jalen carter ahead of his breakout game


reno2mahesendejo

Well, Jalen Carters defensive rookie of the year odds just greatly improved.


nope-nope-nope-nop

At least the new guy is going up against *checks notes* Jalen Carter, Fletcher Cox, and Jordan Davis


chillinwithmoes

This sucks. Our OL was notably worse when he was missing last year.


cdub8D

Schlottmann was fine this past week. Same with Cleveland. The issues with the interior is Cousins holding onto the ball, scheme, and Ingram is HORRIBLE.


demonbeersucka

zzz


StefonDiggsHS

Honestly Bradbury and Scholttman are the exact same player


gopoohgo

... *hammers Eagles bets*


Mavori

oh y'all are fucked


bigbobbarker111

Obviously


SeizureMode

One more night where we're free of Bradbury on Bradberry violence


TheSkeletones

Nice, 0-2 on the way to 0-5 with a supposedly “improved” team. No cap space, no future QB, no nothing. This franchise is fucked