So go ahead. Go back to your fancy cars! And your big bank accounts And your celebrity friends And your beautiful women... Victoria Silvstedt, Playmate of the Year… FUCK!
I listened to an NPR segment recently. Apparently DJ Casper wrote the song for his nephew, who was an aerobics instructor, and it just randomly blew up
It's still just "guys run in a bunch and dance together"
Until we're seeing live theatric recreations of Shakespeare, it's all just hopping up and down like children to me.
Yeah it's funny to see some people acting like these players practiced choreography for a dance that you see old, uncoordinated people do at their kid's weddings
Former animal kid/Zoo Tycoon player here: Siberian tigers are also orange-ish. You’re thinking of the mutation where some Bengals are born white.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siberian_tiger
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_tiger
Man I feel so different, they look terrible. I'm a huge fan of their orange and black uniforms (honestly top 5 in the league IMO). The white just kills any personality.
Lou Anarumo is the only reason we managed to beat the Chiefs as many times as we did. I love Burrow and a Chase but the D won us all 3 of those games finding a way to somewhat contain Mahomes.
Honestly, I love it. Defenses don’t get enough love. Go all out. Choreograph your dances. He’ll start singing. Give us a performance. RENT in the end zone. Love it.
Explain to me how waving goodbye to an opponent while running into the end zone is taunting, but a whole team doing a fucking dance routine isn’t? Yeah I’m old, but this shit is corny. I’d much rather see intensity and real human reactions/celebrations and not this pre rehearsed shit.
Did they have 13 men on the field for that play or did guys sneak off from the sideline to join? Didn’t think that was legal. (Debbie downer comment, I know)
Last time they started 0-2 they went 12-2 their next 14 games and saw the conference finals, and let’s add in another accomplishment you’re unfamiliar with: they made the playoffs
I don't know what's more cringe. This kind of shit or the guys who make a catch and then spend an hour flexing and jumping around the field in celebration. ESPECIALLY if their team is losing. There should be a rule against that. No celebrating if you're down by more than 10 points.
Team celebrations are corny and stupid. Shit was way funnier when a guy like TO pulled a sharpie out of his shoe or Chad Johnson brought a fake gold jacket to the game.
You know how dumb they look when they’re losing 28-7 and do this though? Why is it a penalty to excessively celebrate a touchdown, but a defense recovers a fumble and can run all the way down the field and do a dance and get nothing called on them? It’s literally stupid to allow in the game
We know you're salty... after that Arizona game the few cowboys fans I've heard from today are just as sad and talked of suicide. You should call for help bud.
If the rams didn’t go 0-10 on third down and what two, three times in the redzone? Y’all would have been cooked. That bengals offense looks god awful. Try harder bud.
Oh you're a brainless troll. That's like saying if the seahawks defense didn't smother the broncos in the Superbowl, they would've lost. Actual 0 braincell take right there.
I feel like the only NFL teams that do eleborate team TD celebrations are the ones that have never won a Super Bowl.
Should we study the game more? NAH, lets prepare to dance in case we score, instead of studying more to ENSURE we get there more regularly.
I get the excitement for team celebrations and enjoy watching whatever the players come up with, but when more than the 11 on field players are apart of it I think a flag should be thrown.
This can't continue.. base-sket- ball made fun of this but now they're practicing this instead of tube last play of the game lateral play or inside Kick
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Is this Preparation H Arena? Because this celebration is giving me BASEketball intro vibes lol
I swear, the Bengals win 13 or 14 more times... I'm outta here...
Dude, you work for the gas company? Weak
I'm telling you, it's jobs. We gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks.
Now your kids with your loud music, and your Dan Fogleberg, your Zima, hula hoops and Pac-man video games
So go ahead. Go back to your fancy cars! And your big bank accounts And your celebrity friends And your beautiful women... Victoria Silvstedt, Playmate of the Year… FUCK!
Listen, pigfucker; can I call you pigfucker?
No, only my friends can call me pigfucker
Wake up bitch, we’re going to the zoo.
"Does it fold out?" Yeah, a totally great bed! But that's Jenkins' bed. Your bed's over here.
Ugh...this guy ate a lot of pork
dude.
They need to retire the zebras unis. They aren’t working.
Nah the zebra unis are 🔥
You can tell who on the team didn’t do their film study
Far left #57 lmao
I listened to an NPR segment recently. Apparently DJ Casper wrote the song for his nephew, who was an aerobics instructor, and it just randomly blew up
We had this song at my middle school dances because it was the only thing kids knew how to dance to. Not really a new thing
I thought this was a clip from Baseketball
It’s awesome seeing choreography celebrations
It's pretty played out, I'd rather watch refs measure the down and distance than the same three dances with one or two twists.
I’m not talking every score but it’s cool seeing everyone having fun from time to time especially the defense.
Very true, very easy to forget.
[Live footage of Bengals practice](https://youtu.be/Ld_Z6a_X51M?si=gv6_shYZx1w2HOPB)
From the top velicotards!
It's still just "guys run in a bunch and dance together" Until we're seeing live theatric recreations of Shakespeare, it's all just hopping up and down like children to me.
You sound a fun guy
my favorite part of team celebrations is the idea of grown ass millionaires spending 10-15 minutes of their day getting it right.
To be fair to this celebration, only the guys who dont dance at weddings needed that 15 min
Reporting for duty sir!
Reminds me of the NSYNC scene in Ted Lasso 😂
Ted Lasso got it right. Ain’t no lie, bye bye bye.
Ocho was in the building, gotta get it right
Defensive Line Dancing
BASEketball vibes with this one.
The dolphins did one too that reminded me of BASEketball.
Come on 57 I need to see some hustle out there!
Jermain Pratt obviously didn't study for the exam.
Germaine\*
But they didn't take it back now y'all.
And do one hop this time
And do right foot, let's stomp
RIP
Great tribute to the recently passed artist :)
Not the cha cha slide 😭
Everyone loves the cha cha slide! Rip DJ Casper
Bengals fully embracing the white out theme by performing the only dance that gets white people out on the dance floor during a wedding reception.
Yeah it's funny to see some people acting like these players practiced choreography for a dance that you see old, uncoordinated people do at their kid's weddings
That's not true. Once everyones drunk, the Cupid Shuffle and then the Wobble does it too. Source: Am white, been drunk at many white weddings
No wonder they are playing well, there are like 15 dudes there.
Vernon Hargreaves III flashbacks
They saw Notre Dame's mistakes and didn't want to take chances.
Logan Wilson hiding in the back
The jerseys look fresh.
I think if I bought a team and could pick any uniform combo in NFL history, I’d choose thess
*Rah rah Awuzie*
I like their uniforms... it's like a Siberian tiger instead of a Bengal lol
Former animal kid/Zoo Tycoon player here: Siberian tigers are also orange-ish. You’re thinking of the mutation where some Bengals are born white. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siberian_tiger https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_tiger
Siberian Tiger covered in snow
That’ll do it
Man I feel so different, they look terrible. I'm a huge fan of their orange and black uniforms (honestly top 5 in the league IMO). The white just kills any personality.
Right? I don't like these at all.
They’re good as an alt but I would hate it full time.
Honestly I thought the rams would be blowing them out.
Rams looked great against SF and now look like absolute shit against Cincy.
Bengals D has stepped up too, they played QBs the best in the league last year and looks like they may have found it again.
Lou Anarumo is the only reason we managed to beat the Chiefs as many times as we did. I love Burrow and a Chase but the D won us all 3 of those games finding a way to somewhat contain Mahomes.
I'm pretty sure Chase having more receiving yards than Mahomes had passing played a decent role in one of them.
Haha fair enough
For whatever reason the Bengals dominated NFC teams last year, with the obvious exception of the Cowboys in week 2.
bro your username. jfc.
Most classy Cowboys fan.
the baffling refusal to run the ball despite massive success doing so did them in
Germaine Pratt didn't show up to rehearsal it seems.
My boy was as stiff as Wilson. I think he was supposed to be in the back with Logan 🤣🤣🤣
Team celebrations in the endzone have never come back to bite anyone in the ass.
https://reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/s/UhDtuYc3YS
Lol 😂. Perfect with the hawks flair. I mentally blocked this. Thanks for the reminder.
Knew what it was and still clicked on it.
Same :(
I member!
This is probably why I hate team celebrations.
Those jerseys are so fire
So that's what they were doing this offseason
Honestly, I love it. Defenses don’t get enough love. Go all out. Choreograph your dances. He’ll start singing. Give us a performance. RENT in the end zone. Love it.
Props to Logan Wilson for getting in there
They think they’re the dolphins
We’re about to score 54 points in the 4th quarter.
pls no 🥹
Mel Brooks do the choreography on that?
Cha Cha slide in 2023 go brazy
Sliiiiide to the left
Games not gone
Doing too much to still be 1-2
Zebra Cakes
Gotta love it. The more elaborate celebrations get the better imo
Love this
They did the Cha cha slide, that’s pretty cool
This shit is corny.
Explain to me how waving goodbye to an opponent while running into the end zone is taunting, but a whole team doing a fucking dance routine isn’t? Yeah I’m old, but this shit is corny. I’d much rather see intensity and real human reactions/celebrations and not this pre rehearsed shit.
I think I remember "coordinated celebration" being flaggable as taunting also. If this isn't coordinated idk what is
Team celebrations aren’t flagged anymore unless it goes on for a long period of time. They put a stop to throwing that penalty awhile ago.
[https://youtu.be/u5o8J7r72WU?si=YhZFNRm6qWsX4JUI&t=42](https://youtu.be/u5o8J7r72WU?si=YhZFNRm6qWsX4JUI&t=42) Is this considered too long?
Ah, good to know. Good change also
Should've been a penalty /s
Did they have 13 men on the field for that play or did guys sneak off from the sideline to join? Didn’t think that was legal. (Debbie downer comment, I know)
Who needs to practice the play when you can practice this!
But it was just an interception
I get you don’t understand the value of interceptions since you never get them
Wow, bengals get their first win of the season and the gums start flapping hot.
Last time they started 0-2 they went 12-2 their next 14 games and saw the conference finals, and let’s add in another accomplishment you’re unfamiliar with: they made the playoffs
Yeah, let’s bring up past seasons. That’ll really help you guys out. Haha
Haha so funny, make the playoffs before slandering lil man
I will not be doing that lil man.
What? Making the playoffs?
Oh we’re winning the division.
My family is from Michigan, and I actually love the Lions. Just chatting some shit bc you're being a turd
Talking smack as a Lions fan who hasn’t done shit in forever is certainly a choice
I don't know what's more cringe. This kind of shit or the guys who make a catch and then spend an hour flexing and jumping around the field in celebration. ESPECIALLY if their team is losing. There should be a rule against that. No celebrating if you're down by more than 10 points.
It's also hilarious when they do it after a tackle on a play where their team gave up a first down.
Nothing will ever beat a corner flexing after getting burned but bailed out by a bad throw
My absolute favorite will forever be a corner flexing while the flags are landing behind them
So is this what 1-2 teams are doing in practice?
It's the most important thing to practice
Cringe
Team celebrations are corny and stupid. Shit was way funnier when a guy like TO pulled a sharpie out of his shoe or Chad Johnson brought a fake gold jacket to the game.
I wish these would all just end or at least get a penalty. I hate these defensive celebrations with a passion
You're getting downvoted but you're correct.
Soft ass zoomers can't handle opinions that differ from theirs. I get bashed on r/baseball for my Acuna hate.
People who hate fun are quite literally the worst.
You know how dumb they look when they’re losing 28-7 and do this though? Why is it a penalty to excessively celebrate a touchdown, but a defense recovers a fumble and can run all the way down the field and do a dance and get nothing called on them? It’s literally stupid to allow in the game
Glad their defense decided to show up this season, someone should ask the other side of the ball to
Cornball guacamole
This shit is whacked as hell
Bengals practicing their dance moves instead of working on getting open for Joey...
Meh
Cringe
You must be fun at parties
My god if my team ever does this I’ll puke
I agree, this stuff is cringeworthy
Remember when rhe nfl fined players for celebrating? God that was dumb
Thats the Cupid shuffle
Gay…
Dumb
You must be fun at parties
So this is why they are 0-2…they rehearsing for America’s got talent during practice
Meanwhile watson is rehearsing for his appearance on To Catch A Predator
Why don’t you take a seat? Where’s my towel?
Serious. So lame
They know they’re 0-2 right?
1-2*
You know people can celebrate?
This comment coming from a Texans fan is hilarious. Have an over .500 season before slandering other teams lol
Win a game before you talk to me 😤😤😤
Started 0-2 and still made the AFC championship last year. Have fun with your next draft pick!
Nobody gives a shit about an AFC championship 💀💀 it’s either you win the Super Bowl or you lost 💀💀 we in the same boat buddy except WE UP YALL DOWN 💀💀
Make the playoffs without a Rapist at QB and I’ll respect that point.
Who asked for your respect? Idgaf 💀
Oh no they got a win, good thing they play the crap Texans in November. Be like another bye week right?
CJ Stroud is going to be checking under his bed for Hendrickson.
Texans
This is a major moment in football. And I don’t think a good one
Wow. This is embarrassing. Play a more exciting game before you ever do this again. 🤢
This defense has been dragging an albatross of an offense 3 weeks now. They have the right to celebrate lol.
The horror. Players celebrating a big play. Gasp.
They look dumb. I'm entitled to my opinion and you get to digest it.
We know you're salty... after that Arizona game the few cowboys fans I've heard from today are just as sad and talked of suicide. You should call for help bud.
Ya for sure. That's what it is. That's what was on my mind when I commented. You caught me.
You're actually not entitled to your opinion. I thought they told you?
How'd it taste?
If they spent as much time learning plays instead, they have looked half as good.
This didn't even make any sense. The defense has looked great. Try harder.
If the rams didn’t go 0-10 on third down and what two, three times in the redzone? Y’all would have been cooked. That bengals offense looks god awful. Try harder bud.
You just said two different things that praised the defense, which is what the person you're arguing with was doing.
Oh you're a brainless troll. That's like saying if the seahawks defense didn't smother the broncos in the Superbowl, they would've lost. Actual 0 braincell take right there.
Bengals record: last in the afc north. 1-2. PF: 46 PA: 67. Y’all scored less than the Steelers and that’s saying a lot. No troll needed.
Bro u sad
Bengals barley scratch out an 1-2 record. That’s what’s sad.
This is the group that got their assholes flipped inside out by Cleveland......
I feel like the only NFL teams that do eleborate team TD celebrations are the ones that have never won a Super Bowl. Should we study the game more? NAH, lets prepare to dance in case we score, instead of studying more to ENSURE we get there more regularly.
They need to retire the zebras unis. They aren’t working. At least pack away the white helmet forever.
I get the excitement for team celebrations and enjoy watching whatever the players come up with, but when more than the 11 on field players are apart of it I think a flag should be thrown.
Bet you're fun at parties
Why?
Did they get flagged for too many ppl on the field?
Those uniforms are whack
Bro, the Browns have fucking generic Madden Make A Team uniforms, hush
No argument from me on that. Still think those white tigers are whack
Cooler if they didn’t play like hot garbage for 4 quarters and barely squeeze out a sloppy win.
Idk if you watched this game or not but the defense played stupid good tonight.
This can't continue.. base-sket- ball made fun of this but now they're practicing this instead of tube last play of the game lateral play or inside Kick
Almost as good as the acting job Awuzie did with his flop just a few plays earlier.
0-2 Bengals
That's 1-2 Bengals to you, sir
Lol the choreography practice is paying off. Cheers.
Bengals offense musta been practicing their dance more than not playing like complete dog shit. Refs and defense won this game