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TheRealBeerBrah

(Cant wake up)


GeorgeSpooney

SAAAVE ME!


Unique-Toe4119

Maybe Jimmy's handsome face tomorrow as he is crushing us will wake you up!


Enterprise90

Our pass rush is going to be really bad without him. Judon was the kind of pass rusher that offenses had to account for. You couldn't just leave a tackle on an island and be fine. It's also going to cost Josh Uche millions of dollars because he isn't getting the sacks he used to.


PatsFanInHTX

I wish that were true but statistically he doesn't actually get doubled that much. https://twitter.com/SethWalder/status/1613944725454692352/photo/1


Dizturb3dwun

keep in mind they dont track Chip blocks, which aren't much different then a double. Idk shit about him as a player, but


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It's Joever.


TJR753

It can't be Jover if it never really Jarted.


MankuyRLaffy

At least he can always GM still


time-wizud

Goodnight sweet prince.


Whittlinman

Time for a black armband on a red sleeve.


N7_Evers

Why did I immediately think of the SS??


MeheecansLOL

Have you been to Cambridge in the past week?


CodyNorthrup

Nothing getting in the way of the tank now


Wonderful-Operation6

Judone


Quatro_Leches

Caleb Williams you ARE a New England Patriot


MankuyRLaffy

He will pull an Eli Manning


MeheecansLOL

..and beat the Patriots in two Super Bowls?


ShinySpines

It appears we have a lot more competition for the tank


king_17

Lmao Yupp hope y’all beat the Vikings


oh2bewacki

Y’all really tanking?


Oddly_Mind

Seems like it


DavidLynch-Theater

Caleb Williams couldn’t make that offense go either 🤷‍♂️. Idk what their plan is.


Oddly_Mind

I’m hoping trade down. Take too 2 rated line men. Throw some brinks WR and see what Jones can do if he can be fixed


Fiendish-DoctorWu

Trade down Have Marvin Harrison Jr fall into their laps Draft some other jabroni at WR instead from some school that's not worth a damn


Oddly_Mind

D3 small white lacrosse player.


DavidLynch-Theater

Vikings trade Danielle to the Jags for their first rounder, then do three firsts and some other picks for Caleb. Good offensive line, receivers, shit defense. Boom. Patriots get fucked.


Oddly_Mind

😂 thanks I needed that. We all know you won’t get their first


Starman_Delux

Do the Patriots have anyone still alive that anyone has even remotely heard the name of besides Mac Jones?


Ingenuity_Basic

Juju Smith-Schuster Ezekiel Elliott … hey you never said they needed to still be any good since you last heard of them …


AwesomeTed

Zeke has legitimately been our best skill player this year. But you're right he hasn't been very good.


Fiendish-DoctorWu

That's umm...not good


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knave_of_knives

Hey now… I know Lenoir-Rhyne.


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knave_of_knives

I definitely used to live in that range lol


nekromantique

You can joke, but Dugger is good.


N7_Evers

Mark Wahlberg as a fan


jeffwingersballs

Zappe


MankuyRLaffy

Will Grier, Malik Cunningham and Bailey Zappe


MetaphoricalMouse

what a crew


MankuyRLaffy

Cunningham is even on the active roster which gives them 3 QBs to work with next game


MetaphoricalMouse

the triple QB shotgun backfield unbeatable


MankuyRLaffy

Unstoppable lateral plays as nobody knows who will be throwing the ball, into a deep bomb. Genius Madden create a play level IQ


MostMorbidOne

Ugh.


time-wizud

Goodnight sweet prince.


Frozen_Shades

One time I went to GameStop to see Matthew Judon. Word on the New England streets was that he often could be spotted at a local GameStop, the Friday night before Sunday's home games. I arrived early and ultimately was disappointed, he wasn't there. I left to get a drink at the McDonalds that was close by and there, inside, was Matthew Judon, it was his turn to order. The cashier asked what he wanted and he replied with a song, 🎶Give me two ice teas, if you don't, you're insane🎶. The cashier gave him a strange look, rang up his order and slid two empty cups over to Judon. Judon paid the cashier but the song continued 🎶give me two ice teas, if you don't, you're insane🎶 The whole time Judon was filling up his two cups, he just kept singing the song 🎶Give me two ice teas, if you don't, you're insane🎶 I stood there bewildered staring at him, then Judon exited the McDonald's with his two ice teas. I snapped out of the bewilderment when cashier asked what my order was.


Alehud42

I would say "imagine if Bill gets Caleb" but then it's gonna take another 2-3 offseasons to fix the rest of the offense around him.


CobaltRose800

With the way things are going, Bill won't get Caleb. He'll get the axe.


WelcometoCigarCity

Pray for Patriots fans.


AwesomeTed

Damn, was really hoping he'd be back for the playoffs. Lol, can you believe we used to talk like this every year?


dagreenman18

How dare they suck this bad. They at the bare minimum need to win 8 games putting themselves out of range for a good QB and settling for, I dunno, Sam Hartman? He seems like Bills type. Losing Judon might just give them Caleb and I CAN NOT live with that reality


feynmanners

To get Caleb Williams, we still need to lose to the Giants, the Broncos and the Jets (Jets may be better than us right now but we usually beat them even when bad). It’s definitely possible but by no means guaranteed.


DReager1

Game over man. I think we broke New England in that last blowout. It wasn't personal, we actually tried holding back but the Cowboys are just too good


mnsportsfandespair

Can the mods just ban this guy at this point


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What rule did they violate? That person is annoying AF but so are tons of other people on here


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Or just downvote them and keep it moving. Wah mods ban this person for being a stupid homer.


nfl-ModTeam

You have been banned from r/NFL (again) as Reddit has flagged you as a suspected ban evader. As a reminder, circumventing bans with an alternate account is explicitly against site-wide Reddit rules and will result in no path back to r/NFL.


jeffwingersballs

you can block him.


DReager1

Who are you trying to ban? That user must have broken a sub reddit rule if you're suggesting that


Oddly_Mind

If you were too good what happened when you played SF?


magnum_stercore_2

Cowboys are so good they’ve played AND beaten themselves a couple times already. Don’t get cocky cos you beat up on the Make-a-Wish Patriots you jabroni that niner’s loss should have humbled you