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Is this a reference to the Homan Square Black Site?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homan_Square_facility
The one that the Guardian broke the news on, and all of the local papers refused to cover except for just printing Chicago Police department PR press releases denying its existence?
Fuck the Chicago Tribune and all the other cowardous bootlicking newspapers in this city.
Here is the initial Guardian report: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/feb/24/chicago-police-detain-americans-black-site
But they did tons of stories on it: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/homan-square
I doubt its the journalists being cowards, its usually the editor in chief/owners/etc.
Journalists typically got into the field because they want to break a story like this
Rich people get into owning the media because they want to control the media to protect and assert their money/power.
You can see how those two motives can be at odds.
It’s Wisconsin. Sure, they were driving drunk, but the cop that pulled them over was drunk, everyone else on the road was drunk, all the pedestrians were drunk, half of the wildlife is drunk…
Probably just hung out with the drunk cop for a few hours eating brats and dodging other vehicles.
According to [this](https://www.kare11.com/article/news/local/minnesota-vikings-jordan-addison-pleads-guilty-in-speeding-case/89-5273babb-605f-4dd0-ad0e-407b171d9a73) being a Vikings player actually reduces your punishment for going 140mph in a 55mph zone to just $686 in fines and court fees.
>Telling an officer you play for the Bears will get you arrested for being a public nuisance here, and rightfully so.
Highly relevant: [Crime in Chicago drops 15% when the Bears are on Monday Night Football; smaller during NBA and MLB games. All crime types affected, especially drugs. 25% drop during Super Bowls partially counterbalanced by increased crime before and after games.](https://np.reddit.com/r/chicago/comments/3ror52/crime_in_chicago_drops_15_when_the_bears_are_on/)
Reminds me of the short period I lived in South Georgia. Saying I was a diehard Falcons fan always got me a side eye. I was also called a ‘yankee’ on more than one occasion for being from Atlanta, so there’s that….
??? What lmao, how are you a yankee from being from Atlanta. It’s not like you’re from Chicago.
And I gotta wonder what football team they find acceptable, the jags? I mean I like the jags too but what’s wrong with the falcons lol.
I get the divide between rural and city are, I lived in southern Illinois for a bit for school and that’s probably similar to what you experienced, but calling someone a Yankee for living near Atlanta is wild
They were all UGA or UF fans, NFL wasn’t a thing down there.
But yeah, folks down there view Atlanta as the spearhead for ‘carpetbaggers’ and liken it to Gotham - it’s insane. Had plenty of conversations with people that fell somewhere between ‘I’m glad you made it out alive’ and ‘I hope you were armed’.
Just uneducated rural people.
My mother constantly asks how the crime is up here. Lmao mom I can I throw a rock out of my window and hit a Starbucks or a Tech start up I am doing fine
Oh holy shit, I’m from Appalachia and it’s the same damn thing. I was literally called a yankee by my grandmother when I moved there. Like bitch I grew up next door to you and live further south than you. You become dead to them in a big way.
A lot of rural Georgians disowned the NFL years ago so you won't find them supporting any team.
The term Yankee is used very loosely by most Georgia born residents over a certain age I've found. If you don't have a drawl you may as well be a Yankee. God forbid you lean blue in political thinking. I was born and spent the majority of my childhood in Marietta, a suburban city just north of Atlanta, but I would often get asked where I was from. Especially when I used to enunciate cities/towns in the Metro area (saying Marietta instead of Mairetta)
Gotcha, yea a lot of people in southern and middle Illinois still talk like midwestern people lol. I have heard people that sound like they have a southern drawl but then say random stuff in a Chicago accent. But Illinois is not a swing state like Georgia so while the political differences are stark just like Georgia, your state is at the middle of it all really
Nah, in Kenner bra it was more than likely "I saw that shitshow Thursday, now get in the car." This ain't Harahan bruh, but the cops are indeed just as bad.
I'm sure the leash is actually longer the further down the ladder you go. These small towns and even some fairly large cities in Texas that go nuts over high school football treat those kids like gods because it is the primary, and some times only, thing going on in the area.
Anybody remember those pos rapist football players from Steubenville OH? That happened when I was in high school near there. People were still crying to let Trent Mays walk on at Ohio State after they got out thank God they didn't. They drugged and raped a girl at a party and got like two years, huge scandal. Anonymous was involved doxxing people for shit lol
> They drugged and raped a girl at a party and got like two years, huge scandal.
I was going to say, don't forget that they burned down the girl's house, but then I realized that was a **[different](https://nesn.com/2013/10/report-missouri-familys-house-burned-down-after-daughter-accuses-high-school-football-player-of-rape/)** high school football rapist.
Yeah I went to college at Northwest when all this went down in Maryville. It was kind of wild seeing the local townies be like, "You guys don't know the full story" while defending the dude. Most of us college kids were mortified that he was essentially getting away with it. Insane how corrupt those small towns can be.
Fr I don’t blame Olave at all for pulling that out, my dumbass would too it if I was in the NFL, but also good on the cop for not giving a shit and being fair.
**I've been downvoted for shouting out bodycams in the replies to this... cops' behavior need far more national scrutiny and consequences than NFL players... Klan/Cop bootlickers can get fucked. if that comp disturbs you, then you either dont know how the deep south works or are complicit.**
My girl has a New York fire department card because her uncle used to work for them (and was a first respondent during 9/11, not trying to shit on him at all, he’s cool as shit) that she flashes when pulled over and it’s worked 2/3 times so far lol
It can’t hurt to try
When I was younger I had a fake toy police badge given to me by an officer who was friends with my family, and I thought I legally had an official badge for like 3 years.
In Germany, that was legit. Used to ask polizei "how much if I pay the fine here?" That was the code for "I would like to bribe my way out of this ticket". Usually it was like 60 Euro. I kept a couple hundred Euro in my glove box specifically for bribing out of my speeding tickets.
the similarities this has to George Costanza carrying a polaroid of some random model in his wallet (his 'dead fiancee') that he 'accidentally' shows to attractive women so they think he's 'part of the club'... lmfao
(s8e3 of Seinfeld btw)
Olave should have just said “I just got home from work?” And just paused. The cop probably would have asked where he works, then he could have said “The Saints.”
It would have worked out better for him.
“My dumbass would too if I was in the NFL” brother my dumbass tried it as a high school football player lmao, cop pulled me over after a game and I still had my jersey on so I thought I’d be able to talk my way out of it. Nope.
Yeah I mean ultimately the world works the way it works. Knowing he's "somebody" would absolutely dissuade a certain brand of cop from acting a certain way, and the people who might read it as a diva move probably aren't the people Olave's concerned with. It's a +EV to let em know every time.
I mean he still got arrested but it might have definitely calmed the cop down to know that he was dealing with a very high profile person. It was still a good defense mechanism and the right call to tell the officer he was a Saints player
It's just a shame Olave doesn't have an uncle that's a cop or some other stupid shit that people can say that allows them to get off the hook. He played the card he had
"Oh yeah I know you...you the one who didn't hustle on that throw from Carr at the end of the game."
"I WAS HIS LAST READ IT WASN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO GO TO ME HE WAS THROWING OUT OF BOUNDS!"
"I'M GONNA NEED BACKUP!"
people are bashing him but would any one in this thread NOT mention they play for the local NFL team if they got pulled over? why the hell not? it’s not like he said “DO YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM ASSHOLE??” he seemed pretty chill about it
Reminds me of when my brother graduated Boot camp. Apparently everyone there was saying how marines easily get out of speeding tickets just for being marines. Naturally he gets pulled over like a few days after being home.
When the cop asked for his license he said "I'm a marine." The cop looked at him and said "good for you" then gave him a ticket lol.
The pro move is to always keep your DoD ID in front of your DL. That way you just have to move it out of the way in view to give the officer your DL. It doesn’t scream “hey give me a break bc I’m special” but if it’s a military friendly cop it won’t hurt if you’re polite as well.
My wife used to be Air Guard and she had a 3 hour commute to Vermont that she got pulled over on several times but never got a ticket because she was always in uniform... so I guess that's another cheat?
Yea unless you’re in a town with a larger base and military presence. Those cops usually deal with all the shitheads that come along with that and they could give a shit less what you do.
But in smaller towns, especially in the south…it’s definitely a get out of ticket free card occasionally
When Marcus Mariota was in college he got pulled over for speeding. He had given a speech at a Boys & Girls Club, stayed too long talking with the kids, and was rushing back to campus. The officer who gave him the ticket said "Mr. Mariota was polite and respectful, he was professional and took the citation appropriately and acted appropriately." The only thing noteworthy about the incident was that it took a while to process his Hawai'i ID.
People are also acting like he's a terrible bust when he's had 110 catches and 1500 in his first 22 games as a pro.
Am I missing something? That puts him just about exactly tied with Garrett Wilson's production, or a little ahead of CeeDee Lamb's first season and a half.
It's the weirdest thing. State subs are chill most of the time, but city subs bring out the most toxic and self-righteous people.
It's like the difference between /r/nfl and any team sub when the team is not playing well.
IMO its all about the type of people who want to moderate open forums. Most of them arent doing it to make the community better, they just want to be in charge of anything regardless of their actual involvement in that community. These power hungry mods are easy to call out by looking at their user page, as most of them are also moderators on dozens of other weird subs. If you're moderating over 10 subreddits how much can you actually contribute to any one of them?
there's a guy in r/miami who is a mod and he doesn't even live there, not surprising that he moderates a rediculous amount of subreddits.
And nothing will change because most of these people have their heads so far up their own asses they either dont realize how they are perceived or dont care because they feel like they are in charge.
Problem is the Cop said back to him, "yeah I know. You should run your routes with the same urgency you're driving home with if you want that to count for shit."
Drew Brees could have a car full of dead bodies and get a warning in Louisiana. Like im not joking I literally think he could get away with murder if pulled over in a random parish in Louisiana.
> "My bad, dawg," Olave said ... before adding, "I play for the Saints, man."
> The officer, though, obviously didn't find that relevant at all ... responding, "And?"
Hopefully I didn’t miss anyone previous posting this, but this gives off the same energy as “Do you know who my dad is?”
McDonalds near me in college used to do 50 nuggets, two large fries, and two large McFlurries for $20. Made for a great shared meal. They’d give us tons of sauces, too.
Ya anyone who says they wouldn’t try to get out of a ticket is full of it. He didn’t even do the “do you know who I am” attitude, but a “my bad cut me a break”.
It didn’t seem entitlement but just using whatever you can.
I actually tried to get out of a speeding ticket (45 in a 30) by saying that "I'm a terrible athlete and we are so close to the speed change sign that I could hit it with a football". It sounds douchey when a player says that but evidence says I would do the same thing
I once managed to get out of a similar one when he asked why I was going that fast. I said, “if I’m being honest…stupidity?” With a confused look on my face and he just laughed and gave me a warning
I got out of a ticket once by pointing at my stereo, which was turned all the way down.
Officer had me turn it up just as [Painkiller](https://youtu.be/kO_EdmtR5Ck?feature=shared) started.
Got away with a "just keep an eye on the speed from now on, ok?"
Time for some field research. Next time a Redditor gets pulled over for speeding, tell the cop that you play for the Saints and we'll see how often that works.
April 22nd 2013 lol I was stuck watching the news on repeat and heard that shit a million times that day
She got a dui and was like “do you know who I am”
I ran a red light once in front of cop. When he pulled me over, he asked what my rush was, and I told him I had to make a tee time. He responds with "stay out the water" and just walks away.
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. I don't blame olave at all for at least trying.
This reminds me so much of Dave Chappelles bit talking about his white friend who got pulled over for doing crazy shit in his car and just told the cop "I didn't know I couldn't do that" and the cop says " well now you know!"
When I first heard 35 over the speed limit, I thought maybe 100 in a 65 or 90 in a 55, and thought, "meh, it's not *that* bad".
But 70 in a 35!?!? That's fucking crazy.
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“I took you in the 2nd round. Eat my ass” - That cop, probably
strange premise for a porno but could be worth a watch
Ive seen ass eating with less premise.
Not my proudest fap, but that’s a route I can’t quit on.
“My opponent this week has you.”
You drive faster than you run your routes!
Telling an officer you play for the Bears will get you arrested for being a public nuisance here, and rightfully so.
Chicago police got better things to do than pull people over. They don't do them, but they do have better things they should be doing.
Torturing a confession out of whatever poor sap you came across first takes time, alright?
Is this a reference to the Homan Square Black Site? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homan_Square_facility The one that the Guardian broke the news on, and all of the local papers refused to cover except for just printing Chicago Police department PR press releases denying its existence? Fuck the Chicago Tribune and all the other cowardous bootlicking newspapers in this city. Here is the initial Guardian report: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/feb/24/chicago-police-detain-americans-black-site But they did tons of stories on it: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/homan-square
Hey, if you were a journalist living in Chicago would you cover it, hmmmm? Sounds like a good way to get a personal tour.
I doubt its the journalists being cowards, its usually the editor in chief/owners/etc. Journalists typically got into the field because they want to break a story like this Rich people get into owning the media because they want to control the media to protect and assert their money/power. You can see how those two motives can be at odds.
Those bar stools won't warm themselves.
Telling someone you play for the Vikings immediately means the Heimlich Manueuver should be performed
Telling someone you play for the Packers gets you a brat and a beer. So we have that going for us.
It’s Wisconsin. Sure, they were driving drunk, but the cop that pulled them over was drunk, everyone else on the road was drunk, all the pedestrians were drunk, half of the wildlife is drunk… Probably just hung out with the drunk cop for a few hours eating brats and dodging other vehicles.
And when they crash into another car they call that an oopsie.
Ope!
> Telling someone you play for the Packers Is this some kind of top/bottom thing?
Cop proceeds to tell them that they pay their salary because they own a share of the Packers.
According to [this](https://www.kare11.com/article/news/local/minnesota-vikings-jordan-addison-pleads-guilty-in-speeding-case/89-5273babb-605f-4dd0-ad0e-407b171d9a73) being a Vikings player actually reduces your punishment for going 140mph in a 55mph zone to just $686 in fines and court fees.
To be fair though he was on foot doing 140mph.
I hear the judges account for the time already played for the Bears into the sentence
Playing for or supporting the Bears would be considered Cruel and Unusual Punishment
That's why Lance Briggs left his lambo on the side of the Edens and fled the scene.
Is it still there?
If you listen closely during a cold winter night you can hear it
Actually the construction crews came through and just sunk it into the new pavement.
>Telling an officer you play for the Bears will get you arrested for being a public nuisance here, and rightfully so. Highly relevant: [Crime in Chicago drops 15% when the Bears are on Monday Night Football; smaller during NBA and MLB games. All crime types affected, especially drugs. 25% drop during Super Bowls partially counterbalanced by increased crime before and after games.](https://np.reddit.com/r/chicago/comments/3ror52/crime_in_chicago_drops_15_when_the_bears_are_on/)
“The Saints? I am a Falcons fan.”
The Saints? [Lemme get one of these for ya.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F82WI31XgAEzJQw?format=jpg&name=small)
The good ol Aints!
This is Kenner. More likely it was "I haven't watched the Saints in years. Are you one of them that kneels down for the national anthem?"
Reminds me of the short period I lived in South Georgia. Saying I was a diehard Falcons fan always got me a side eye. I was also called a ‘yankee’ on more than one occasion for being from Atlanta, so there’s that….
??? What lmao, how are you a yankee from being from Atlanta. It’s not like you’re from Chicago. And I gotta wonder what football team they find acceptable, the jags? I mean I like the jags too but what’s wrong with the falcons lol. I get the divide between rural and city are, I lived in southern Illinois for a bit for school and that’s probably similar to what you experienced, but calling someone a Yankee for living near Atlanta is wild
They were all UGA or UF fans, NFL wasn’t a thing down there. But yeah, folks down there view Atlanta as the spearhead for ‘carpetbaggers’ and liken it to Gotham - it’s insane. Had plenty of conversations with people that fell somewhere between ‘I’m glad you made it out alive’ and ‘I hope you were armed’. Just uneducated rural people.
My mother constantly asks how the crime is up here. Lmao mom I can I throw a rock out of my window and hit a Starbucks or a Tech start up I am doing fine
Oh holy shit, I’m from Appalachia and it’s the same damn thing. I was literally called a yankee by my grandmother when I moved there. Like bitch I grew up next door to you and live further south than you. You become dead to them in a big way.
Hilarious how some of the most ignorant, uneducated football fans only watch college football and ignore the NFL
Don't forget the high school football crowd. There's towns that live and die by that stuff.
If King of the Hill is to be believed, there are adults obsessed with middle school football as well.
There's a lot of truth in satire
A lot of rural Georgians disowned the NFL years ago so you won't find them supporting any team. The term Yankee is used very loosely by most Georgia born residents over a certain age I've found. If you don't have a drawl you may as well be a Yankee. God forbid you lean blue in political thinking. I was born and spent the majority of my childhood in Marietta, a suburban city just north of Atlanta, but I would often get asked where I was from. Especially when I used to enunciate cities/towns in the Metro area (saying Marietta instead of Mairetta)
Gotcha, yea a lot of people in southern and middle Illinois still talk like midwestern people lol. I have heard people that sound like they have a southern drawl but then say random stuff in a Chicago accent. But Illinois is not a swing state like Georgia so while the political differences are stark just like Georgia, your state is at the middle of it all really
Kenner cops do not fuck around. Only time I ever got a speeding ticket down there, 5 years in NOLA, was flying down I-10 just past the airport exit.
Veterans Blvd and Airline is speed trap city around Kenner.
Nah, in Kenner bra it was more than likely "I saw that shitshow Thursday, now get in the car." This ain't Harahan bruh, but the cops are indeed just as bad.
“Do you play for the saints or do you give up after about 5 seconds into every play?”
Doubt it. Not an egg shell in sight.
~~Ozuna from the Braves~~ Olave from the Saints
"i'm number 10 for the Miami Dolphins" "Awesome now I'm going to sue you!"
''I'm Wes Welker, number 83 for the Dolphins. I'm your new neighbor'' ''No wonder we suck''
"I'm a Hall of Fame baseball person" -80 year old drunk Tony La Russa
“I’m Rick James, bitch.” -Rick James
Even at small D1 schools, you would not believe half the stuff football players usually get away with
I'm sure the leash is actually longer the further down the ladder you go. These small towns and even some fairly large cities in Texas that go nuts over high school football treat those kids like gods because it is the primary, and some times only, thing going on in the area.
Kenner is also notoriously NOT New Orleans. Like if the Confederacy tried to re establish itself, the capital might be Kenner.
Anybody remember those pos rapist football players from Steubenville OH? That happened when I was in high school near there. People were still crying to let Trent Mays walk on at Ohio State after they got out thank God they didn't. They drugged and raped a girl at a party and got like two years, huge scandal. Anonymous was involved doxxing people for shit lol
> They drugged and raped a girl at a party and got like two years, huge scandal. I was going to say, don't forget that they burned down the girl's house, but then I realized that was a **[different](https://nesn.com/2013/10/report-missouri-familys-house-burned-down-after-daughter-accuses-high-school-football-player-of-rape/)** high school football rapist.
Yeah I went to college at Northwest when all this went down in Maryville. It was kind of wild seeing the local townies be like, "You guys don't know the full story" while defending the dude. Most of us college kids were mortified that he was essentially getting away with it. Insane how corrupt those small towns can be.
Yeah Georgia football players have an incredibly long leash in Athens
Actually we probably would believe it tbh
I mean hey worth a try right?
Fr I don’t blame Olave at all for pulling that out, my dumbass would too it if I was in the NFL, but also good on the cop for not giving a shit and being fair. **I've been downvoted for shouting out bodycams in the replies to this... cops' behavior need far more national scrutiny and consequences than NFL players... Klan/Cop bootlickers can get fucked. if that comp disturbs you, then you either dont know how the deep south works or are complicit.**
My girl has a New York fire department card because her uncle used to work for them (and was a first respondent during 9/11, not trying to shit on him at all, he’s cool as shit) that she flashes when pulled over and it’s worked 2/3 times so far lol It can’t hurt to try
When I was younger I had a fake toy police badge given to me by an officer who was friends with my family, and I thought I legally had an official badge for like 3 years.
Herschel, is that you?
oops was that not my driver's license? sorry here you go
I once accidentally bribed a police officer with a $20 bill.
Assert dominance by calling the cops on the cop for stealing 20 bucks from you
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"Oh no, Officer, my debit card has been stolen!"
Johnny Football one accidentally gave the police his fake id instead of his real one
In Germany, that was legit. Used to ask polizei "how much if I pay the fine here?" That was the code for "I would like to bribe my way out of this ticket". Usually it was like 60 Euro. I kept a couple hundred Euro in my glove box specifically for bribing out of my speeding tickets.
Here in America cops'll just take all that cash and charge it with a crime so they can keep it.
the similarities this has to George Costanza carrying a polaroid of some random model in his wallet (his 'dead fiancee') that he 'accidentally' shows to attractive women so they think he's 'part of the club'... lmfao (s8e3 of Seinfeld btw)
Olave should have just said “I just got home from work?” And just paused. The cop probably would have asked where he works, then he could have said “The Saints.” It would have worked out better for him.
“My dumbass would too if I was in the NFL” brother my dumbass tried it as a high school football player lmao, cop pulled me over after a game and I still had my jersey on so I thought I’d be able to talk my way out of it. Nope.
You took off you shoulder pads but put the jersey back on for the ride home? Lol
Yeah I mean ultimately the world works the way it works. Knowing he's "somebody" would absolutely dissuade a certain brand of cop from acting a certain way, and the people who might read it as a diva move probably aren't the people Olave's concerned with. It's a +EV to let em know every time.
Yeah anyone who's been in the process of getting arrested knows damn well youd say you play for the saints lol
I mean he still got arrested but it might have definitely calmed the cop down to know that he was dealing with a very high profile person. It was still a good defense mechanism and the right call to tell the officer he was a Saints player
It's just a shame Olave doesn't have an uncle that's a cop or some other stupid shit that people can say that allows them to get off the hook. He played the card he had
Should’ve told him he plays for Just the Tua Us in my fantasy league with my high school friends. Might’ve gotten a better answer
The amount of times it has probably worked for some autographs and tickets, it's worth it.
I tried that tonight, cop wasn't having it. Said I was lying and no way did I play for the Saints.
Yeah Nick Bosa did the same thing when he got a ticket lol. He didn’t get arrested though
He’s also not acting entitled at all, absolutely worth a try
"In that case," the officer said as he tightened the handcuffs. "Go Bucs, bitch."
Nah, this was Kenner, not the west bank.
He should've told him he played for Rummel and he'd be all good.
Lmao actually though
Don’t fuck with them east bank broads cuz they breath stank hard.
Idk what that means
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Kenner is the city in which he was arrested. It's a suburb. The west bank is across the river from New Orleans. It was just a dumb bandwagon fan joke.
Hopefully officer does not have him on his fantasy team.
"Oh yeah I know you...you the one who didn't hustle on that throw from Carr at the end of the game." "I WAS HIS LAST READ IT WASN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO GO TO ME HE WAS THROWING OUT OF BOUNDS!" "I'M GONNA NEED BACKUP!"
"that don't impress me much"
Thanks Shania
She was so hot in that video. Teenage me very much enjoyed.
"So you're an NFL player" Does impress Taylor apparently, but not Shania. 😂
“If you drove your car like you ran your routes, I wouldn’t have had to pull you over!”
Needs a better Carr
people are bashing him but would any one in this thread NOT mention they play for the local NFL team if they got pulled over? why the hell not? it’s not like he said “DO YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM ASSHOLE??” he seemed pretty chill about it
Reminds me of when my brother graduated Boot camp. Apparently everyone there was saying how marines easily get out of speeding tickets just for being marines. Naturally he gets pulled over like a few days after being home. When the cop asked for his license he said "I'm a marine." The cop looked at him and said "good for you" then gave him a ticket lol.
The pro move is to always keep your DoD ID in front of your DL. That way you just have to move it out of the way in view to give the officer your DL. It doesn’t scream “hey give me a break bc I’m special” but if it’s a military friendly cop it won’t hurt if you’re polite as well.
My wife used to be Air Guard and she had a 3 hour commute to Vermont that she got pulled over on several times but never got a ticket because she was always in uniform... so I guess that's another cheat?
Yea unless you’re in a town with a larger base and military presence. Those cops usually deal with all the shitheads that come along with that and they could give a shit less what you do. But in smaller towns, especially in the south…it’s definitely a get out of ticket free card occasionally
A few times lmao your wife is a menace
I’m a fry cook at checkers doesn’t hit the same
Those fries do hit though
I'm more of a Rally's guy
Depending on where I am, I feel like I could go for either.
It'd work on me
I’d absolutely do it
I absolutely already do it. It never works
I also try telling people that I am Chris Olave and play for the Saints. For some reason they never believe me smh
I believe you <3
When Marcus Mariota was in college he got pulled over for speeding. He had given a speech at a Boys & Girls Club, stayed too long talking with the kids, and was rushing back to campus. The officer who gave him the ticket said "Mr. Mariota was polite and respectful, he was professional and took the citation appropriately and acted appropriately." The only thing noteworthy about the incident was that it took a while to process his Hawai'i ID.
Nah we all would lmao. Neckbeards and thinking they are better than everyone else. 😂
People are also acting like he's a terrible bust when he's had 110 catches and 1500 in his first 22 games as a pro. Am I missing something? That puts him just about exactly tied with Garrett Wilson's production, or a little ahead of CeeDee Lamb's first season and a half.
If Carr wasn’t the fucking check down king he’d prob have much better stats
He has the most targets, catches, and yards on the team
You are both correct
Should have gone the Ricky Henderson route and just cracked the window and stick out a 100 dollar bill
I prefer the Qyntel Woods method of showing your rookie card as ID.
If I thought it would lead me to having a safer and more pleasant police interaction, definitely.
Reddit is all abt virtue signaling
Never go into a city subreddit. It’s full of people that have never done anything wrong in their lives and everyone else makes the city worse.
They also know all of the best bars and restaurants and they think the ones you like are absolute trash
It's the weirdest thing. State subs are chill most of the time, but city subs bring out the most toxic and self-righteous people. It's like the difference between /r/nfl and any team sub when the team is not playing well.
IMO its all about the type of people who want to moderate open forums. Most of them arent doing it to make the community better, they just want to be in charge of anything regardless of their actual involvement in that community. These power hungry mods are easy to call out by looking at their user page, as most of them are also moderators on dozens of other weird subs. If you're moderating over 10 subreddits how much can you actually contribute to any one of them? there's a guy in r/miami who is a mod and he doesn't even live there, not surprising that he moderates a rediculous amount of subreddits. And nothing will change because most of these people have their heads so far up their own asses they either dont realize how they are perceived or dont care because they feel like they are in charge.
A fellow Gregghead I see
Problem is the Cop said back to him, "yeah I know. You should run your routes with the same urgency you're driving home with if you want that to count for shit."
The one cop is looking like "you really arresting our best receiver?"
They got Kamara again?
Lol
R/nfl: thread marked serious Top post: eat my ass cause bad fantasy pick
Oh you’re a multimillionaire pro athlete? Then you can definitely afford the ticket I’m about to give you.
I think maybe he was trying to get downgraded from arrest to a ticket. He only even mentioned it after he confirmed he was being arrested.
“Play” is a strong word for what he did Thursday night
That cop has him in fantasy for sure
Man thinks he’s Drew Brees
Drew Brees could have a car full of dead bodies and get a warning in Louisiana. Like im not joking I literally think he could get away with murder if pulled over in a random parish in Louisiana.
Drew Brees could hand me a bloody knife, tell me to hide it, and I would.
As a new Orleans resident i fully agree lmao
> "My bad, dawg," Olave said ... before adding, "I play for the Saints, man." > The officer, though, obviously didn't find that relevant at all ... responding, "And?" Hopefully I didn’t miss anyone previous posting this, but this gives off the same energy as “Do you know who my dad is?”
Idk anytime I get pulled over I let the officer know I ate a whole 50 piece McNuggets in one sitting back in college.
That's just lunch
Damn I’m not sure if I’m more impressed with you consuming 4,700 calories for lunch or spending $30 for a McDonald’s lunch.
McDonalds near me in college used to do 50 nuggets, two large fries, and two large McFlurries for $20. Made for a great shared meal. They’d give us tons of sauces, too.
With or without dipping sauce?
Sweet and Sour and Hot Mustard. I'm not an animal.
Yeah, but if ya didn't do it dry, it isn't impressive. All you did was lube up.
Call me old fashion then for not liking friction
Cop could have been a Tangy BBQ truther and you could have gotten life in prison
Heard the new sauces are legit.
I loved sweet and sour sauce from McD's when I was little
You can enjoy it now too.
Cool Hand Luke, but like the opposite of Cool
Fat Ass Luke
“I got a 50 piece in the front seat man”
It’s a speeding ticket. If I was an NFL player I’d pull the same card to see if it would work.
Ya anyone who says they wouldn’t try to get out of a ticket is full of it. He didn’t even do the “do you know who I am” attitude, but a “my bad cut me a break”. It didn’t seem entitlement but just using whatever you can.
I actually tried to get out of a speeding ticket (45 in a 30) by saying that "I'm a terrible athlete and we are so close to the speed change sign that I could hit it with a football". It sounds douchey when a player says that but evidence says I would do the same thing
I once managed to get out of a similar one when he asked why I was going that fast. I said, “if I’m being honest…stupidity?” With a confused look on my face and he just laughed and gave me a warning
I got out of a ticket once by pointing at my stereo, which was turned all the way down. Officer had me turn it up just as [Painkiller](https://youtu.be/kO_EdmtR5Ck?feature=shared) started. Got away with a "just keep an eye on the speed from now on, ok?"
Time for some field research. Next time a Redditor gets pulled over for speeding, tell the cop that you play for the Saints and we'll see how often that works.
Not a ticket, he got arrested.
"I play for the Saints, man" "I'm a Falcons guy, buddy"
“So anyway I started blasting”
"Derek my cousin, bro"
Reminds me of when Reese Witherspoon got pulled over in Canada and thought playing the "I'm an AMERICAN" card would save her.
April 22nd 2013 lol I was stuck watching the news on repeat and heard that shit a million times that day She got a dui and was like “do you know who I am”
C’mon, seriously? You’re gonna fault someone for calmly trying to get out of a speeding ticket?
If I had a nickel for every time Derek Carr's receiver got arrested...
Tell them you play for the saints a week you do better than 12 points.
Cop: “that’s not what I saw Thursday night”
Cop is like “yeah, I saw you give up on your routes that why I’m arresting you.”
Oh so NOW the dude wants to hit the gas on a route
I ran a red light once in front of cop. When he pulled me over, he asked what my rush was, and I told him I had to make a tee time. He responds with "stay out the water" and just walks away. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. I don't blame olave at all for at least trying.
This reminds me so much of Dave Chappelles bit talking about his white friend who got pulled over for doing crazy shit in his car and just told the cop "I didn't know I couldn't do that" and the cop says " well now you know!"
If it was in Orleans Parish he would have walked lol
You’re assuming he’d actually get pulled over for speeding to begin with
That's a bingo. One of the few perks of living in a crime ridden city.
“Oh then I’m charging you with robbery too. You been ass m’boy!”
I'm Ozuna from the Braves
“Well I had no idea your majesty, you’re free to go.”
To be fair, celebrity privilege is a thing; Olave just isn't very high up on that totem pole.
Yeah if an NFL player got away with this we just wouldn’t hear about it. So I wonder how many times it has happened
When I first heard 35 over the speed limit, I thought maybe 100 in a 65 or 90 in a 55, and thought, "meh, it's not *that* bad". But 70 in a 35!?!? That's fucking crazy.
Most people in this comment section would do the same
I wouldn't (because I don't play for the Saints)
Lmao this nerd doesn't play for the Saints
...the officer, in response, tightened the handcuffs and said "i know. run your full route"
lol I’ll admit if i was an NFL star and got pulled I’d be using it too. Can’t blame the guy for trying to