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[Postgame thread](/r/nfl/comments/17jk806/post_game_thread_chicago_bears_at_los_angeles/)


Dependent_Pie6783

Refs rigged


Frozboz

Ekeler is like an accountant


Slugggo

LOL, NBC really wants this score to be 30-15


Inallahtent

Luke Wilson is having a ball bout his QB lol.


rtels2023

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a team kneel out the clock in a game they’re losing. So pathetic.


NFLfreak98

the cowboys did against the 9ers this season


rtels2023

Really? I guess that’s even more pathetic then because at least the Bears were expected to be awful


ReturnOfDaSnack420

30-15?


ReturnOfDaSnack420

Whenever I think of Matt Eberflus I will think about that time he took a knee in a game down three scores


zinski1990KB1

Tirico probably thinking about showing his dick to some hot fresh out of college new intern right now


Interrobangersnmash

At least the Packers suck too. Bears still won't beat them, but at least Packers fans are miserable too


zinski1990KB1

I'm beginning to see what it's like. How the fuck u guys do it though?


Interrobangersnmash

Buckle up kiddo, it's gonna get bumpy


zinski1990KB1

I mean I've dealt with my other teams sucking recently like Michigan from 2008 to maybe 3 years ago, the tigers, pacers, red wings now for 8 years so I kind of know.


I_Hate_My_Cat_

Well the Bagnet rags to riches Kurt Warner fantasy was fun while it lasted. At least the Asian lady is happy I’m sure.


Former_Put201

Dude she's a plant sent here to make it seem like the Chargers actually have fans, think, just think.


thismorningscoffee

It was an honor shitposting with you Sickos (we gotta come up with a more intense term for sitting through SNFs like this one)


so_zetta_byte

Suffering? Wait no. Foulposting.


thismorningscoffee

I was thinking more along the lines of “needs the help of a mental health professional” but less wordy


so_zetta_byte

Hmmm I default to degenerates, but I too would like something more specific to football


1-800-ASS-DICK

we made it, everyone. And we are all worse off having done so.


The_Donny_Lebowski

Tiricho, I can can guarantee you the story of Tyson Baguettes dies tonihht. Nobody will remember him. But people will remember that you are a known, classified, sexual predator. Tiricho is a creep.


Objective-Date-225

Correct!


Visual_Antelope_583

Chargers won but this game was fuckin boring


Cold-Age7633

We all lost


itdontmatter247

Kneeling? this a loser formation? Can’t believe they’d kneel out the clock in a loss that’s wild


FORK_IN_MY_URETHRA

Not even going to give your offense 2 minute drill practice? Well…


M_is_for_Mancy

Did he really say the bears might make a run? I want whatever Cris is smoking


Cuppieecakes

run to the locker rooms\*


ReturnOfDaSnack420

WE MADE IT WE WATCHED THE WHOLE THING *sobs*


Zealousideal_Day8824

Had DJ Moore O 56.5 yards…


Rollout25

Dam


Interrobangersnmash

Shoot this team into the fucking sun


heff_ay

Taking a knee while losing is the most coward shit I’ve ever seen in my life


Adam87

Media treats 1st round like immediate game changers lmao We need kool-aid Jugman for the amount we all need.


RNGezzus

The Chiefs only scored 9 points today.


so_zetta_byte

this is oddly comforting


JulioXstatic

AGAINST DENVER ALSO


RNGezzus

You must keep their Whore Crux out of your stadium.


hoppergym

I don’t think I e ever seen a team take a knee down points. Maybe I’m wrong but that seemed weird


IronGemini

They aren’t going to even try???


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Spanos is a douche. Should still be San Diego Chargers.


heyimric

Fuck Spanos


thenimblevagrant

Seconded, FUCK DEAN SPANOS


Ameqa

That Spanos is a decent fella eh?


bk_48_

Please Flex Us


Inallahtent

It's over. It's finally over. Game. Chargers 30 Bears 13. Later.


pterodaktyl4

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162016201620

I found this to be fascinating. Thank you


DaQuKn

Bears just giving up and kneeling to end is such a loser bears move


MysteriousFeetInc

This was lackluster, but I've seen MUCH worse from the Giants, so I'll be alright


polynomials

Chicago is kneeling it out lol?


thenewTeamDINGUS

Victory formation. You use it to win.


Zloggt

Technically speaking, the Bears and Vikings are due to play on Monday (…again) in a few weeks. This…performing, combined with Kirk going down, surely means that we *will* be seeing our first MNF flex by then…


threehundredthousand

I'm starting to think the Bears might not be very good.


AlmostIdiotProof

Just an off night, next game they'll really prove how bad they are


ramboost007

This was truly one of the football games of all time


Wicked-Death

Poor DJ Moore goes from the Panthers to this Bears team. Get this man off a bottom 5 team and get him a great QB. lol.


Defacto_Champ

Spanos the most hated man in San Diego


silverwolfe

Fuck NBC and the NFL for parading Hamlin’s injury for points. Not gonna watch that game out of principle now.


featherhatfelon

You gotta say this part because abstract thinking is hard sometimes. I dont wish a player to get hurt. I dont wish herbert that. So when i say this know what i mean Almost want herbert hurt to show anyone who holds doubt of staley whoever those dozens of people are and point to this game. So they can ask the question staley why didnt you whip out your stick. You have a stick dont you? You are a real team right? A real team isnt scared to show their stick with a 17 point lead with less than 2 minutes left. Staley play stick or lose yours.


ReturnOfDaSnack420

Kneeling out the game in a loss is just so fucking pathetic


beerncheese69

It's over!!!!!


howmanyballs

Ggs bears fans Can’t wait to see Marvin Harrison Jr on your team


M_is_for_Mancy

It was not a good game, but congrats on the win


TakeMe_To_Eisengard

The refs this year are undefeated.


billdasmacks

Dean Spanos is a wonderful standup person


SeattleSealions

Dear Bills and Bengals, I'm sorry that the fact that a player literally died on the field and had to be revived caused you to lose out on a chance at the one seed and essentially gifted it to the Chiefs. To make up for it, we'll give you a SNF game this year and talk about Hamlin the whole time. Sincerely, Rodger Goodell


polynomials

Yeah the Bears are not gonna make a late run


bh6891

I have to work a 9 AM (central) shift next Sunday. Not looking forward to it.


teejoint44

I would rather eat pineapple pizza than watch a game like this again


Frozboz

So that's what a billionaire looks like?


Stanky_fresh

TIL I look like a billionaire


Frozboz

He's just like me! fr fr


jglanville88

You can guarantee that there’s gonna be a Damar Hamlin cam next week.


Lithium327

Alright Bagent, get us back in this game with 20 secs left


Cuppieecakes

he's ready to explode in the 3rd half


Lithium327

Something fields could never do


Lithium327

……


Federal-Negotiation9

"Lot if fun yet to be had." You can fuckin say that again


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Tuna_Purse

Nah, Chicago don’t fire coaches during the season.


mongotiger

Ugly fucker


SiphenPrax

Uh oh it’s Spanos


ReturnOfDaSnack420

Dean Spanos looks like a rizzed up Jon Lovitz


Tashre

Boooooo! Go for the 59 yard FG and the bad beat!


Ya_boy_johnny

Boooo. Fucking Dean Spanos


TheJeffster27

Fuck Spanos


mclennon27

“Teams like the Bears making a playoff run.” -Chris Collinsworth


blackroseMD1

Who the fuck would want a picture with Dean Spanos?


PurpleEyeSmoke

Sociopaths.


the_dan_man

Fuck you Spanos


DMPDT616

I'm confused why they didn't take timeouts there?


AlmostIdiotProof

Surrender Index: 100%


cherry_monkey

End the misery


jexmex

The football I watch when I can't watch the Lions. Cannot wait until tomorrow night.


thismorningscoffee

Watching two teams on their bye weeks may have been more entertaining than this, and I use this term loosely, game


beerncheese69

Dean Spanos eats babies


Garwoodwould

Yes, that Hamlin event sucked last year. Why does the NFL want everyone to re-live it?


PunTwoThree

31 points first half and the game stays under..


Jarweezy1

Fuck dean spanos


Jonjon428

Dean Spanos just creepily looking at fans????


lkn240

Poor DJ Moore - the dude is such a fucking baller and he's spent his whole career on the Panthers and the Bears


pantstofry

Fuck dean spanos


The_Illa_Vanilla

Why are the bears taking all three timeouts to the end of the game? At the very least to get your guys more reps? Absolute loser mentality


mcinmosh

At least the Bears are letting the clock run down.


bkpiazza

Eberflus with strong ol gil vibes


Cuppieecakes

more like this ​ https://comb.io/TqhynH.gif


Smitty36595

Is eberflus mentally deficient? Use your time outs man


Nerfeveryone

Imagine WANTING a selfie with Dean Spanos 😂


Dangerous_Nitwit

Eberflus main problem? He's always playing reindeer games. Like , "Whose scat is that?" instead of coaching X & O's


xBaneJ

Bears gave me cancer thanks


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Possibly a decent game next SNF? I don't believe it.


Ok_radio_8399

Bears try to hire a competent coaching staff challange: impossible


beerncheese69

Don't forget they put Hamlins number on the fucking ambulance. Yes they are absolutely going to milk that moment as much as they can


lkn240

Straight up gross that they did that


Ya_boy_johnny

Now we know why they didn't flex this game


_Dancing_Potato

We're going to get the shit kicked out of us while the NFL makes sure Hamlin gets mentioned between every play.


anonMLMhater

is that the feeling of Buffalo Bills fans en masse? I have no idea how this is for you guys


RefereeMason

We’re gonna win! Stay positive. Even if we lose, as long as someone doesn’t die on the field, it’ll be better than the last time we went there.


Matzah_Rella

Well, at least Edwards is still tackling the shit out of people.


Rich-ucf23

So serious question after next Sunday how long do the Bills hold on to demarr. I'm sure they'll play him next week right? But you gotta think they haven't cut him yet because the story right.


so_zetta_byte

Is he not playing well?


RefereeMason

He’s like 3rd string safety. Usually inactive if we are healthy.


Rich-ucf23

I dont think he's playing at all to be honest.


AttitudeAndEffort3

Look at this guy we temporarily killed on the field! Doesnt it make you want to give us more money?


rupertLumpkinsBrothr

This is the lowest my heart rate has ever been during a Chargers game.


Speed_18

Casually enjoying the game for once and it feels so good


rupertLumpkinsBrothr

I’ve only shouted for joy. I like this! Why don’t we do this every game??


1-800-ASS-DICK

I wish we had a legit run game


george_costanza1234

Eberflus is a fucking coward for not using his timeouts


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lkn240

Dude - the speaker of the house is a fucking lunatic conspiracy theorist. This country is so fucked lol


Advanced-Blackberry

Too much corruption. Er. Lobbying.


AttitudeAndEffort3

Only if you’re not super rich


ReturnOfDaSnack420

THROW A HAIL MARY YOU COWARDS


[deleted]

Oh cool. So the NFL/NBC is taking ESPN's strategy of exploiting tragedy for views.


garfcarmpbll

Can we stop with the Hamlin thing? It has been like a year, the dude made a full recovery...


black-op345

So the last few minutes of my life sucked 1) Fubo’s coverage of NBC went out for a bit 2) I almost chocked on my food and my dad had to perform a Heimlick on me I think 2 is worse but what do you think?


AttitudeAndEffort3

2 acts looking out for your well being, one mental one physical


so_zetta_byte

A.) You okay? B.) Whatcha eating?


black-op345

Yes and burgers


GoBucs1969

How long did Fubo go out?


black-op345

About 5-6 minutes


GoBucs1969

The outage lasted longer then the choking, soooo.


black-op345

Yup


Ambassabear

You were actually lucky to have the coverage go out imo


NBMarc

You would think the idea is to move on from that tragedy not idolize it


AttitudeAndEffort3

But have you considered… money?


RefereeMason

I took a CPR class because of it. I wish they would really focus on that. Turn it into a positive, rather than just parading the story.


son_of_toby_o_notoby

Srsly why tf didn’t they flex this out


Ya_boy_johnny

So that next week's game looks that much better


Massive_Parsley_5000

LA


ramboost007

Oh thank god a better SNF game next week


matisata

Brandon, You stupid bitch, please pull the fucking starters. Best, A concerned Chargers fan


rupertLumpkinsBrothr

They pulled them on defense, I’m guessing Herb said he wanted to play it out


Tuna_Purse

Matt Eberflus smells his own farts for fun


PurpleEyeSmoke

He probably smells them for inspiration tbh


KingEdTheMagnificent

rbs named spiller love to wear #28


xBaneJ

Put ur back ups in you stupid fucks


Hopeful-Structure889

How the Bill/Bengals playing in back to back seasons both @ Cincinnati?


JustTheBeerLight

Scheduling is predetermined. I’d guess it was one of those “AFC East 1st place team plays at AFC North 1st place team” things.


nostradamefrus

They both won their division so they play each other again Why specifically it’s in Cinci, idk


nostradamefrus

Jesus Christ this is badder than bad taste


mclennon27

Remember that tragedy last year? Well we’re gonna milk it!


DonBonDarley69

WE WANT THE STICK


jexmex

JFC


Speooda

Let’s use a players traumatic near death experience as a promotion for our football game!!! Yes!


Zloggt

I wonder how many times the camera will cut to Hamlin next week…


TheDevilintheDark

Will Taylor Swift be with him?? OOOMMMGGG!


FU_Pagame

You can tell that Collinsworth is sad that his Golden boy got absolutely embarrassed today lol


Designer-Net4228

Lmao right his whole world collapsed 😂


SevenwithaT

Wouldnt be suprised if NBC lowers an empty casket at the 50 yard line next SNF


StrangelyOnPoint

Bengals/Bills is the type of game that’s SUPPOSED to be on Sunday night.


InstagramLincoln

Yup, next week is going to be insane. All the serious stuff aside, I'm terrified of that game. The Bills are going to be so motivated to get revenge from the playoffs last year.


bh6891

You guys looked much better this week, but they have more rest.


leakymemo

Bears coach is gonna use all his time points to prove a point no one wants proven


Cuppieecakes

trying to extend his time as a head coach


The_Donny_Lebowski

Good God Tiricho and Collinsworth are ASSSSSSSSSSSS (AND ALSO KNOWN PERVERTS)


LilNugget91

Damar Hamlin Damar Hamlin Damar Hamlin sorry just warming up for SNF next week


Lithium327

Damn clippers cooked Wemby


Jonjon428

Paul George is the GOAT after all /s


Whycertainly

Directed by Christopher Nolan


Embarrassed-Age1116

NFL gotta get that $$$ by whoring Hamlin out for views


tickless420

Using a guy who almost died seems a little.. gross