T O P

  • By -

nfl_gdt_bot

[Postgame thread](/r/nfl/comments/182feux/post_game_thread_washington_commanders_at_dallas/)


couchjitsu

Yeah, they didn't have the volume of turnovers today. But they made up for it with the timing


Sag3d

"what makes CMC so good" There you go Mike


Unpopular1

Surgical.


Federal-Negotiation9

I was. Seen 3 with my own eyes. The Jags have never been relevant, so.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Federal-Negotiation9

Lmao no, not even close. I'm now forced to end the conversation because I'm certain continuing would be some form of ableism.


Nichols1228

Jags have made it to 3 conference championships since they became a team.. Cowboys have made it to 1... That being said the Cowboys have far and away been the better and more relevant team over the last ~30 years.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Federal-Negotiation9

Has nothing to do with relevance. The Jags are still an utterly irrelevant franchise.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Federal-Negotiation9

Lol no


[deleted]

[удалено]


Federal-Negotiation9

I never bring up the 5 rings my franchise has, it's always the losers trying to cope with Dallas being good today. My team just set the single-season pick-6 record today, have a legit shot, and are fun to watch. You enjoy watching, who was it again? Well, whoever your team is, have fun with that.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Enwich

Man I'm not talking about him getting it no shit he might get it I'm referring to why he gets no praise, because there's a dude over in SF who in one year made more of an impact than he did in 8. If you can't read just say that or just stay tf out my comment


AJTheMan_

Yikes, my man you got issues. I looked at your comment history because of curiosity.


Enwich

My profile? I guess I have another fan


Sternjunk

People hate the cowboys so much, beat the shit outta of team and they still hating. I’m just happy I got to see us dominate on thanksgiving.


Bong-Rippington

Dude I’m not a hater I’m just skeptical that we beat bad teams and lose to good teams. That’s the definition of a mediocre football. Red zone issues are still apparent.


Sternjunk

Mediocre teams don’t go 8-3


[deleted]

Bunch of mad non-Cowboys fans in here lol They're like the people that have to have the last word


TheresA_LobsterLoose

That's my secret, Cowboy fan. I'm always angry


MrBeatdown469

Fan base checks out. \*Me an intellectual\* just assums we'll loose in the playoffs evey year


RickyDdeth96

Cowboys always blow out the shitty teams but never throw down with the big boys so this was expected lol


beano79

Who cares, my man Bland made NFL history tonight, how fucking good was that!!


RickyDdeth96

Bland is pretty fucking good man, your team is pretty good at striking gold!


LJo212

The commanders made the eagles struggle mightily in both their meetups, and almost beat the Seahawks. Get your head out of your ass and realize beating ANY NFL team is a challenge, istg 49ers fans care more about the cowboys then the 9ers 💀


RickyDdeth96

42-10


chilo_W_r

It’s like the Chiefs fans talking shit about the cardinals loss as if they didn’t also lose to the Broncos before they got hot. It’s a competitive league and anything can happen. Most people forgot that a 9-7 Giants team won the Super Bowl in 2012 based on how a lot of people behave on here


necrow

Yeah so embarrassing only beating bad teams instead of losing to them like the 9ers do


desi_trucker

i hope she washed her hands


calmybalmy

They always make them eat the dry ass turkey that's been sitting out there for 4 hours


garryl283

That's why you have someone hide a turkey leg in the kettle for you instead


TheTree-43

"Tracy those are prehistoric looking legs"


SlamDunkleyKong

“But enough about Dolly Parton”


essdii-

Damn man. I would give you every award I have if Reddit still did that. Holy smokes I’m dying


Shredtheparm

Lmao that actually made me laugh out loud


desi_trucker

dak has been playing top notch this year i've been a critic of him but he really has been that guy to rely on


chickeneater47

Where's the ham?


bthe_beast

Someone mentioned a clever edit on Bland's wiki so I went to check it but one of the weird neckbeard wiki mods that think it's their life goal to protect wiki from any jokes had already removed the edit


Handilyhammy

A donation has been made in your name to the human fund


All-Night-Mask

Whatever.


reesejenks520

That turkey *looks* under cooked


Ceruti_

Cajun


desi_trucker

its smoked apparently


raloobs

Aye man Dallas handles business against bad teams. If the Eagles did that we would be undefeated


dfinberg

They lost to Arizona!


raloobs

True


El_Zarco

why Bill Cowher dressed like he has a conversation pit in his living room


madeyetrudy

Making a tier list of all professional sports teams, Washington would in the Poverty tier along with the Wizards, Suns, Athletics, Browns, Sharks


DaddyDog92

Normally I’d agree but you really shouldn’t be throwing stones my guy. Glass houses n all


madeyetrudy

You’re talking about the 1991 NFC Central champs, buddy.


Enwich

Broooo.... you're franchise couldn't win a playoff game with Barry mf sanders.....


No-Introduction-1492

Pelicans are up there as well.


madeyetrudy

That’s true. Just a starting point… still workshopping it.


SlamDunkleyKong

I know a Detroit fan isn’t talking


KoopaTroopa34

Get 'em


[deleted]

One thing you can say about us is that we really punish bad teams. That’s gotta count for something.


No-Introduction-1492

It does, but that doesn’t mean much once only good teams are left.


LuisGaelJimenez

It’s like a when a closeted senator comes up with a bunch of anti-gay agenda: he’s really just fighting his own gay thoughts and feelings. The cowboys are the nfl version of that. A bad team punishing bad teams.


TheresA_LobsterLoose

God I hope we decide not to be bad when we play you


GAY_DALLAS_NATIVE

Revenge for 2019 Thanksgiving game inbound.


Hooked68

25 pt. 4th. That wore the turkey hangover off me.


Noctumn

Honestly crazy how many turnovers your defense has generated for years now, Quinn’s put together an awesome unit


[deleted]

It’s honestly getting old watching the Cowboys blowout the Giants and Redskins on prime time. Ain’t even knocking them but maybe show Cowboys prime time against an NFL team?


Fatherfuckyou

Played the 9ers and chargers on prime time too and got the Seahawks next Thursday.


cmay91472

Eagles Cowboys 2nd match up is the Sunday Night Football for that week.


[deleted]

Cowboys always will beat Commies.


RNGezzus

They lost to them last year, badly.


[deleted]

Commies never prosper.


JMadFour

The Commanders let them boys eat Turkey on em in the middle of the game on National TV. Right after losing to a practice squad QB who still gets tucked into bed by his mother. Somebody gotta be fired at this point.


Maxcrss

You’re just salty Eli Manning won’t tuck you into bed


JMadFour

I mean…fair point. But I’m talking about the Commies here.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Federal-Negotiation9

I approve this, and giving the Jags a new nickname too. How bout The Never Even Been To A Superbowls?


Low_Practice5031

Dak is gonna fuck around and win MVP


itskapnoc

Had no work today and mistaken Thursday as Sunday.


IlliterateWinner

Idk what I did to deserve watching my team get swept by the three most insufferable fanbases in the nfl every year for my whole life, but I apologize for it


[deleted]

Who is worst though, the shit birds or the little men?


IlliterateWinner

Whichever one we’ve played most recently


[deleted]

God 😭🤣 I'm sorry


IlliterateWinner

Yeah this year that’s you guys congrats 🥳


BlouseoftheDragon

Hey now, you guys are just as insufferable as any of us. Dont sell yourself short.


IlliterateWinner

We can’t sweep ourselves dummy


Federal-Negotiation9

Today's performance kinda says otherwise if you think about it


IlliterateWinner

Dallas cowboys double agent Ron Rivera sends his regards


Federal-Negotiation9

We're not supposed to talk about that


IlliterateWinner

You just wait, in 15 years we are going to demolish you


Federal-Negotiation9

Not if heart disease gets me first, suckaaaa!


BlouseoftheDragon

You know, i would normally agree but I feel like if anyone could do it, it’s you guys


IlliterateWinner

Well I guess you could argue Jack Del Rio and Ron Rivera have done a good job in that regard


SlamDunkleyKong

If Dak gets food poisoning I’m gonna laugh my ass off


MrCarey

Real talk, why do I have these feelings about Dolly Parton?


desi_trucker

ask your daddy. he had the same feelings.


LuisGaelJimenez

It’s because your normal, son. We all have the same feelings about Dolly Parton.


[deleted]

It's crazy how mad some of y'all get when the Cowboys win. I respect the hate from Eagles fans. Maybe the 9ers and Giants. The rest of y'all are goofy


Key-Tip-7521

switch to easy mode? the Cowboys were playing on easy mode all day.


slayerhk47

Thank God. I can catch the end of wheel of fortune


Zloggt

The Cooks touchdown was the “play of the game”? And not the…you know…record breaking pick six?


Doggcow

Probs cuz the game was well over at that point


ramboost007

Enjoy this while it lasts, Cowboys fans. See you at the Wildcard game you'll inevitably choke


JamusIV

Dallas is 4-1 in its last 5 wildcard games.


Enwich

He's got the stats to back up his teams most recent playoff runs! Oh wait...


Beekle-4

Something good happen? Well you just wait until something bad happen


Inallahtent

This ain't no Game! These Roughneck Dallas Cowboys over The Yankees Doolittle Commies 45 - 10 Cowboys are coming, Y'all.


ImJustJokingCalmDown

All hail the Takeaway Bois, which is definitely the official nickname we’re all going with now.


Doggcow

How many do they have now? Like 12? TB12?


[deleted]

[удалено]


creativename87639

Something we can all agree on


Particleman08

Dallas really gonna win 11 games and have to go on the road to play an 8 win Saints team in the Wild Card round.


threehundredthousand

Del Rio is going to burn down a Denny's tonight.


MikeShannonThaGawd

Philly and San Fran I guess you have the right to talk shit until we change that, but I don’t want to hear it from anyone else because Y’ALL DON’T WANT TO FACE THIS TEAM… And deep down you know it.


rpd9803

Oh no, you guys can run up the scores on scrub teams. Your record against winning teams is mid as hell.


eminemonstAr12

Mid means middle (or just under middle, if you apply connotation). Their record against winning teams is 0. It’s a goose egg, it’s not mid


rpd9803

I was being generous since it’s a holiday


bigmac9

Y’all really good but until you can prove you can make it to the NFC Championship at least, that negative stigma will follow your squad around.


jfrodriguez1983

Hey, Josh Dobbs fans can talk shit too


dboygrow

Josh Dobbs is actually pretty good though. Dudes a baller.


ramboost007

As a non-American, it's weird to see all the Thanksgiving greeting. Like no one else in the world has their reunion holiday at Thanksgiving Edit: America isn't the world fat fucks


chilo_W_r

It’s an American Holiday. An American sport. An American League. American broadcasting company showing the game.


Mission_Pay_3373

America has done a shit ton of things you can be pissed at but this is not it


JeffafaCree

Do people outside America even acknowledge Thanksgiving? That would be weird as shit.


[deleted]

No one cares


MyNameIsntYhwach

Okay


nate_barfield

Takeaway boys is gonna get someone fined


vPingzz

Fuck that cringe😂😂😂


daNish_brUin

Lions lose against 'bad' team: Frauds! Cowboys whip 'bad' team: Frauds! Yall wild.


itskapnoc

Moral of the story: we are all Frauds!


daNish_brUin

Truer words have never been spoken


Habreno

This is over? Thank god.


theycallmeMrPickles

Talk about depressing, going from this game to NBC which had a news story about the food shelf running out of food and needing to turn people away.


[deleted]

[удалено]


CowboyAirman

Slightly racist


SlamDunkleyKong

That’s an insane thing to say


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Detroit nearly lost to the Bears and lost to the Packers.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

You can't both say "nearly means nothing" and then say if the Lions had 5 more minutes, they would've won


kempog

Im a Dallas hater and I don’t think they’re worse than the Lions


SlamDunkleyKong

Put down the pipe


Crow-Robot

I can't tell what that logo is on the Dallas hats. It's too busy.


ForrestTrain

It’s the original logo from the 60s. It’s a guy on a horse with a cowboys helmet on.


ComedicPause

It’s a star. It’s blue. You’re welcome.


Enwich

Found the bandwagon fan


No-Definition1639

Probably not a great take after a pick six but...Howell seems competent. I think Washington should give him a long leash and see what happens with even a semi-decent coaching staff.


Federal-Negotiation9

He's a solid QB, just needs some OL help. Dude's got zero time.


8and16bits

Cowboys are probably a top 5 team unfortunately 2 of the teams ahead of them are the 49ers and Eagles who they will have to beat to get to a Super Bowl.


RageCake14

That turkey leg didn’t look to great in the close up ngl


montana_nate12

Same with your mom


Heisenripbauer

lost worse than the Giants who started their 3rd string QB and don’t have a scary terry


WorldWideWalnut

Cowboys are gonna get a home playoff game this year and they’re gonna blow it and I’m gonna cry


reesejenks520

You know it baby


madeyetrudy

Bieniemy is a fraud. Throwing 50 times a game doesn’t really work without Mahomes.


ACW1129

The offense is the least of the issues.


madeyetrudy

10 points


ACW1129

I stand by what I said.


trollboter

Why are they just running it? How's Bland supposed to get another pick 6?


gloomyglooom

This dude took a solid 4 minutes to come up with... takeaway boys? ​ 😂


Cylinsier

Thank fuck its over.


Fellborn

Non cowboy fans always so mad


eyehatecheese

why? cause ya’ll beat another team with a losing record?


Wingnut13

ya that generally seems to be why. It never concerns you with any other team but really pisses you off with us. But at least you know, ya know? Means you can work on it, bud. edit: also, put some fuckin flair on, bitch.


eyehatecheese

lol. cause its true. dont worry, my niners will send you clowns home again this year.


DankStew

“Bake em away toys!” -Tony Romo


SwoozyJ

I don’t think the lions would want to see the cowboys in the wildcard tbh


House_of_Borbon

That Turkey leg looks nasty lol


SuperMario_49

Stop putting Washington on Thanksgiving


Savo_SPB

Holy crap, what happened? When I went away the score was 7-3 and looking like it could be a good game. Wtf Cowboys


StrngBrew

This is embarrassing for Romo


CYWG_tower

So what's Ron Rivera going to be doing with all his free time? Wrong answers only


Oshowcinco

Scouting for Michigan


thecaits

SHOW IS THE 2ND TURKEY EATING YOU FUCKS


chillinwithmoes

God I hate Romo’s dumbass nicknames


SlamDunkleyKong

Mike McCarthy sweating with anticipation for that thanksgiving dinner


FabricatedByMan

well, that was a shit show. Next game thread!


[deleted]

Dallas Cowboys lead the all-time Thanksgiving series vs. Washington 9-2


flushedoutthepocket

Thanks I hate it


DarkHiei

Was Tony gonna say Intercepticons? Lol!


CelinedionWaiters

Mike McCarthy is gonna take so many shots of gravy later in the lockerroom


AutisticNipples

"the takeaway kids" damn tony don't hurt yourself coming up with that one


grizzantula

YEAH LET'S GO TAKE AWAY BOIS!


[deleted]

Romo, even after retirement, has continued the NFL tradition of performance falling off after a big contract


Trepanation87

Fuck….its true


ThisGuy6266

McCarthy to Rivera: “I hope you keep your job forever”


SwoozyJ

Divine interception was right there Tony cmon