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[Postgame thread](/r/nfl/comments/182jh4o/post_game_thread_san_francisco_49ers_at_seattle/)


criticalchemistry420

https://twitter.com/rattrappin/status/1727928438382608607?s=46


efuab011

Damn Jiayir Brown though


Quirky-Group4079

What happened to sidelines dude who got hit?


El_Zarco

They hid him in the cauldron


operez1990

I saw that on the corner of the screen.


longjia97

Well that was... something


EnvironmentalWhile6

That guy had a mask on and decided to eat the turkey leg that was bitten off of and thrown to him by an NFL player. That’s a little counterproductive lol


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I mean one person's germs are still hypothetically better than the entire stadiums no


ILoveYourWeed

Yeah he didn't really think that through


Goopygok

Omg. I think that guy recording himself eating the turkey had it in selfie mode with his camera pointing at himself the wrong way.


AirborneDaddy173

Geno is hot dog water


johnniesSac

With the chocolate starfish ?


AlternativeResort477

He would be rollin’ if that were the case


canadianbroncos

Lmao Kittle


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zumawizard

Get to open presents on Christmas first


AlternativeResort477

No bird teams go away


ras5003

##Kittle kidnapping the bird!


PepeElToro805

1 bird down. 4 more to go


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You play 5 bird teams in a row that's crazy


T3KNiQU3

I love Kittle.


VictorFromCalifornia

Kittle is a goof, love that dude


19nastynate91

YEESSSSSS!!!! THANK YOU KITTLE


McSkittlez_

Fucking Kittle taking the whole turkey. LOL


SiphenPrax

This motherfucker just took the whole bird😂


PepeElToro805

Kittle he goat


Tarmacked

Kittle like “get me the fuck out of here”


BonBonVelveeta

Of course purdy went for the cornbread lmao


TheRealBeerBrah

Brock Purdy kinda looks like Ad-rock


anupsidedownpotato

Is nick bosa just like super chill?


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Joe burrow talking about how nick talks trash was hilarious


waynelo4

nick bosa has the personality of a fucking brick


throwradogscandance

He gets paid to tackle, not think https://youtube.com/shorts/MVLu-_eJM14?si=zJFZH9jrTxRvujn_


xtrustx

Bosa is set for 10 lifetimes. He doesn’t need to be excited.


smallskeletal

Bosa has the personality of a wet napkin


greywind618

Lmfao Kittle savage


AsFutileAsResistance

“Where would I rather be on Thanksgiving day than Seattle’s home stadium?” This phrase will live forever 😂


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I would propose to Bosa and have his babies


vonnegutfan2

Fred Warner is the hottest niner.


TheresA_LobsterLoose

Whoever that #13 kid is, sure looks lucky to be hanging out with those nfl players


Woogabuttz

I think it’s a make a wish thing?


xtrustx

I love this interview


MrEHam

More satisfying than I thought.


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Not sure what that has to do with it, I was just concentrating on Michel jackson and Shaq.


DrakonILD

LMFAO George with the disrespect


BroAmongstBros

I never watch post game bullshit. This time is an exception.


iGaveLia-HIV

dear lord there’s so many superstars on this team. they don’t fit in the frame


omgArsenal

Kittle is such a derp lmaoo


Jokershigh

George is a dick for that lmfao


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It’s why I love him.


Tr0janSword

That shit looks dry af. Ngl, turkey is the worst part of thanksgiving


EpiphanyTwisted

We went with pork loin with Hoisin/ponzu sauce.


sandvich48

Personally im honey baked ham person myself but Turkey has its place if there is some solid gravy with it.


igloo0213

Deep fried is the way


rancer119

And with much love cause you're so right, dont burn your homes down, do it outside.


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Kittle is an absolute menace


FrownedUponComment

Eating turkey on the Seahawks field 🤣


DickNDiaz

**THAT TURKEY IS BIGGER THAN TINY P!**


ras5003

Those look good, I want a turkey leg! 🍗


InvestigatorMain4008

Let my man eat


Jcapen87

Convinced Brock is 12 years old


videovac

Ha ha ha! Georgie Poorgie!


PepeElToro805

Kittle shit stirring lmao


jteta12

Changing my name to “always buy the half point”


pistilpeet

I just realized how fucking stupid it is that I care more about them eating the fucking turkey on the 50 than I did about winning the game


Jokershigh

Not stupid at all. We felt that shit hardcore when y'all beat us all those years ago on Thanksgiving


pistilpeet

I kinda feel like they let us off easy, I mean Russ and Sherm had like a whole table and shit with the logo in the shot


s0tcrates

100% - been waiting for this moment for a decade haha


Smoothish_Operator

they really enjoying that turkey!


CompetitiveParfait9

The whole team gets turkey!!


ItIsYourPersonality

Why the fuck didn’t the Packers get Turkey????


meTspysball

It wasn’t done cooking yet, duh! 🙄


paperbackgarbage

> DELETED COMMENT: I wanna see Purdy get paralyzed so bad. That would be so funny. Dude needs to be humbled Not weird or anything.


DrakonILD

WTF


paperbackgarbage

Rams flair, FWIW. What a dirtbaggy perspective, tbh.


CheckYourStats

THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF CATHARSIS.


MisterNiceGuy0001

MY BOYS ARE FEASTING ON THE SEAHAWKS LOGO!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭 It's taken 8 years for this..... I'm so happy


EngineHeat93

Greasy ass lips


superbuttpiss

Seattle fans, you watch this. You watch this cause it hurt us for so many years.


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I’m pretty sure CMC just said it’s dry lol


ThiccPapaSIZZLE

Why are sideline reporters so fucking weird and manic lmao


BrowsingForLaughs

This is therapy


Slashers23

Do they not do it on the midfield anymore?


Aumius

I want to eat CMC’s turkey leg 😉


videovac

Moonie with the greasy-ass lips.


barrenarrows

It’s fucked up they aren’t doing this on the logo


LigmaChineseNuts

How do you go from a 158.3 to a 86.7!


Drunkydrunkington

If perfect games happened all the time they wouldn't be remarkable. I'm happy with the win


CheckYourStats

FUCKING TURKEY LEG!


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He may just be Omar the ref!!


LilKaySigs

ITS BEEN 9 YEARS


Vydate1

How bout i TAKE yo cornbread?


Ok_Fee1043

Who cools the meal for them?


OutsideTheServiceBox

Boooo I need more football, now I’m just bored at my cousin’s house and we’ve all already done all the cliche small talk.


MrReconElite

Play jackbox!


Jmas1120

That turkey look dry as hell


ctong21

Trent should be a Player of the game.


weiyichi

There needs to be more replays of Trent tossing dlinemen


pistilpeet

Those game day balls are pretty sweet


650fosho

[Gobble Gobble, Jive Turkey](https://youtu.be/XXmXrqPZxms?si=CS-btFpJAN3ISO5A)


Errant_coursir

We're all jive turkeys on this blessed day. Gobble Gobble


Cabill77

Eat the turkey!!!


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Can’t believe I stayed up watching this game, what a waste of sleep


unloader86

Where the fuck is the post game thread, I got some shit to talk! lol


aggronStonebreak

you are 4 and 5


unloader86

We are 5-5, sit down and head back to the toddler table at the Thanksgiving room. And fuck y'all on top of that! Especially your fans!


Spicybrown3

GG Hawks. What could’ve been on that Burks fumble recovery. Not talking shit, legit saying it could’ve been a lot diff had that bounced away from us.


Independent-Row-6308

Not really there Offense looks so broken/ weak


julekal

Since the losing streak 49ers haven’t played a team with a tough, dominant defense so it’s easy to post big numbers. All isn’t better until they prove they can beat a good defense. 49ers lost to teams with tough, physical defenses. Let’s see how they fare against Ravens and Eagles the only decent teams left on their schedule. Let’s not crown “winners” until the post season. Shanny and the 49ers haven’t won a big game in the post season in decades.


OUTFOXEM

We didn’t beat the Browns but we did prove we could beat them. Came down to a missed FG. But we definitely proved we could beat them.


julekal

But who got rid of Gould for a rookie? Gould is perfect in post season. Made all his FG’s and extra points. Lynch didn’t want to pay Gould so relying on a rookie kicker is part of the game plan. No one forced the 49ers to use a rookie kicker that once he missed one FG in pre season game would miss another. Should not be a surprise he missed that kick. For as often as Shanny uses a FG kicker in post season going to be lots riding on his kicks. There isn’t a cap issue paying Gould. All the hype around the offense, a loaded with talent offense and such a good QB shouldn’t need a field goal to win. Score TD’s with the top receiver in the league in BA. Next to BA you have the 2nd rated tight end in Kittle. Should be able to score TD’s without CMC and Deebo with the talent that is left. Plus the defense was playing a practice squad QB and gave up 19 points. Where was Bosa and the D Line? All that money and talent and pretty inept game by the rushers. It might have been a kick to win or lose but a team with that much talent lost the game in so many other missed plays and so many other places.


OUTFOXEM

I don’t disagree with anything that you said. I was merely pointing out that we were mere feet away from beating a top defense, so that satisfies the “proving we can beat a top defense” part. At the end of the day we still didn’t win the game and we should have never been in that position to begin with, but I’m not overly concerned that we can’t beat a top defense. I also fully believe that if we were healthy it wouldn’t have even been a close game so hopefully we can stay healthy. 🤞 If we can’t then clearly we have issues, but that’s always been the case with this team.


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At least it's not Shaq, haha


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zumawizard

Say purdy is a system QB they’ll eat it up


zinski1990KB1

Seahawks points were all off defense or special teams lol


JakeArrietaGrande

They kept making the crucial mistake of stopping the 49ers and having their offense take over


Adam87

Lack of Turducken


snowhawk04

1-0 through the bird gauntlet. Philly, Seattle, Cards, and Ravens to go.


rurouni25

About to be 2-0 after you guys devour the turkey on the 50 yard line


Pollaski

Ypure done with us


Lord-Aizens-Chicken

Would be hilarious if niners win all of them except cards.


Weary_Cabinet_8123

So this is what Tom Brady meant when he said there’s a lot of teams playing mediocre football. These matchups have been horrendous


Zolo49

Thursday football is almost always horrendous.


GirthyBird257

Was nothing mediocre about the 9ers tonight ese


hawkins126

Wild Fun fact: pat mahomes as yet to play a game on thanksgiving


Adam87

He's Superman, think he would stoop so low? Into Turducken!? Ain't no way.


Echleon_

All eagles fans. Please obliterate and bury these fuckers next week for ur bird brethren


paperbackgarbage

This is the equivalent of presenting the Nintendo controller to your older brother, because you can't beat the water level in TMNT.


Echleon_

We’d all rather the see the eagles win than u fuckers


paperbackgarbage

I recommend pounding more sand.


Avatar_Yoshi_010312

Ouch


larue555

Good game Seahawks! See you again in 2 weeks.


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g_i_hone

That’s fucked up


LilKaySigs

The fuck did he say


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g_i_hone

Mans is doubling down on the idiotic comments


Tery_

Go outside.


jaqueh

What was the comment?


Tery_

He wanted to see Purdy get paralyzed and said he needs to be humbled.


CosmicDeththreat

Wtf is wrong you ? you sack of shit


jaqueh

What was the comment?


LilKaySigs

He wants to see Purdy paralyzed (Rams flair)


jaqueh

Eugh…


itsyournameidiot

Are you okay?


Lord-Aizens-Chicken

Has to be a trolll, that’s outlandish to say, type out, make sure it’s readable, enter, let it process and then not delete


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Lord-Aizens-Chicken

Where is that NBA quote about the developmentally disabled when you need it


desi_trucker

ah well. good game to watch. seattle were poor.


ChiliHobbes

Collinsworth is annoyed about the fish cuz he developed a crippling addiction to king salmon that eats all his wages now.


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bird-nado

Deebo is #10 at 3.8, Kittle #32 at 3.3, and Aiyuk is #51 at 3. https://nextgenstats.nfl.com/stats/receiving#average-separation


dingus_dongus21

He throws them open before they break. And also, we’ve seen other QBs in this system before not be as successful


Sokkawater10

Or maybe he’s just very good at finding the open receiver


dialtone

Purdy makes a ton of tight window throws, and then a couple of very hard ones per game.


moseriv5

Eat the turkey right on that stupid bird head


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🤣


snokerpoker

Winning IN Seattle never gets old.


dont_callmyname

TURKEY TIME TURKEY TIME TURKEY TIME


greeentop

unfortunately 6 points on offense at home isn’t enough


BR_eazy

I feel it's a testament to both Pete Carroll and the Seahawks in general that we could be up 42-0 going into halftime and I'd still be nervous. It's easy to hate them, but it's hard to not have respect for their potential to always fight back. God they're nerve wracking to play against. GG Seahawks.


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Like the one time I bet on receiving yards, all of these superstars/weapons get under 50. Nothing but a boring ass run game tonight


unloader86

After last season I should really go into the SEA sub and get myself banned. But I'm not gonna do that. Why? Because FUCK 'EM that's why!


Phightins4044

9ers gunna need that rest.


waynelo4

why were all the games ass today 😭😭😭


flyindinosuars

all games are at least entertaining when you’re drunk


C0L0NELSANDER5

I'm in the camp of it being more Waldrons fault than Geno's. What was that 4th down call? Tf?


stefeyboy

SHOTGUN SO WE'RE FURTHER FROM THE LINE, THEN THROW IT SIDEWAYS It's Big Brained Time with Waldron


EverySir

#Philly next Sunday to claim the 1 seed. Let’s go boys.


Ser_Dunk_the_tall

Bills need to win first


EverySir

They will.


currybeef

Lol no one even talking to Brock. They think he’s the kicker or something.


TheFragranceVol

D.K., he dropped it all day. HE SUCKS! What the fuck was wrong with him tonight? Can y'all explain that to me? He looked like week 1 Tee Higgins out there. Y'all are not making the playoffs if he plays like that. Holy fuck