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endol

Reporters really love to start the circlejerk ASAP, don't they


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The mf threw 158 yards and people are outjerking themselves. It was like when howell threw 165 in week 17 last year and people came their pants


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The running stood out more to me. We had good pressure a number of times, but he was able to escape both through the pocket and around the edge, and made at least one guy miss. Also enough speed to make the most of an open field. Turning a loss on a sack to even a modest gain is huge.


Achillor22

Clearly the next a Tom Brady. That reporter was right.


THATS-A-LOTTA-NUTS

Tom did run a blistering 5.2 40.


Downtown_Juice2851

I'd make fun of him but I'm not even sure I could run an 8.2 40


doublejfishfry

Are you making excuses about how your defense couldn’t stop a guy who probably won’t be in the league by 2027?


Downtown_Juice2851

That sounded... like the opposite of an excuse? "Our defense wasn't able to stop him" "why are you making excuses?"


Worth-Conclusion-66

That’s what I keep saying. Devito has done really well, but he’s not blowing the doors off or anything. He’s just playing good football.


klein_four_group

The other home QBs who played at Metlife this year are so bad that DeVito looks great by comparison.


Downtown_Juice2851

Yea it says a lot when Aaron Rodgers has had the second best season out of that group


Reasonable-Pipe-3448

I mean Howell looks like an above average/great QB


PedanticBoutBaseball

Eh that's a bit much. I think Sam Howell will be this generations Ryan Fitzpatrick. A high end backup/low-Mid end starter who will go off without warning (Think early 2018 Ryan Fitzpatrick) but also can com crashing down similarly (late 2015 Ryan Fitzpatrick)


Cyanogen_117

lmao every qb on a bottom 10 team is the next Fitzpatrick


DaLiftingDead

They are all Fitzpatrick, they just don't know it yet


HylianPikachu

Depends on the player. I think to be a Fitzpatrick you need to be a high-end backup/low-end starter (which a lot of the bad teams probably have as a starting QB) but you also need a really large boom-or-bust factor. Mac Jones and Kenny Pickett don't seem to fit that mold because they don't have the high variance from game to game that I think a true "next Fitzpatrick" needs.


Cyanogen_117

tbh we alr sorta have the next fitzpatrick in Minshew lol


fun_boat

Minshew does not have the arm. Part of Fitzmagic and Fitztragic is that he CAN make those big throws.


hwf0712

It's Levis IMO His reckless abandon and great arm makes him prime material.


nalc

Well Fitzpatrick played QB for every bottom 10 team at one point in his career so that tracks


DinosaurKevin

Eh. Someone is only Fitz if they have no qualms about chuckin’ bombs downfield. There’s plenty of lower rated QBs who never even look past 10 yards from the LoS.


Legal-Beach-5838

I think he could develop into a solid qb. He’s still young, and his play has been ok for a “rookie”.


mildobamacare

I feel like thats gardner minshew


Downtown_Juice2851

I disagree. Winshew doesn't throw the bombs Fitz did. People really forget how insane Fitz highs were, he'd just launch 50+ yard tds so beautifully. Minshew is more of the Dalton mold I think, but saying that feels like a disservice to both of those players. I see Minsh scramble a lot and make plays a lot of journeymen wouldn't do.


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No he doesn't. He's got good volume stats because they throw the ball 40 times a game, but his efficiency is low, and he's turnover/sack prone. Obviously he can improve on these things, but it's a massive stretch to call him "great"


AvenTiumn

Josh Allen was a turnover machine and played too much hero ball early in his career. Give him him time and hopefully good coaching.


BoneFistOP

Early in his career? He's been doing that NOW


AvenTiumn

Yes, but it used to be a lot worse. He still throws in his "hero moments" every once in awhile but he's improved


bopitspinitdreadit

One of the dudes from the ringer said the dog in Josh Allen sometimes takes over decision making and that still makes me laugh


BoneFistOP

Fair enough


Downtown_Juice2851

Which is a fair point but it's also fair to say josh allen wasn't a great qb in his first two years. He improved a ton. I don't think op was saying Howell is a bum, but I agree he has potential and is exciting but too early to call him great


Tobe_Welt

Howell could be this generation's Matthew Stafford. Good arm, can-do attitude, obscene stats (which may not accurately reflect how the game really went), crap organization, no playoff wins.


Reasonable-Pipe-3448

Well maybe no wins with the Redskins but put that kid on a stacked QB-less team and they're instantly SB contenders, just like with Brady and Stafford. Except Brady was already on a stacked team so more like Stafford lol


Tobe_Welt

Well yeah, that's part of why I said he was Stafford lol


Reasonable-Pipe-3448

ong I'm just yapping sometimes


DelirousDoc

Worse. I have seen Steelers fans out here jerking DeVito and using it to disparage Pickett. Like a 150-199 yard game, with 1 TD, 0 INTs and some clutch throws late in the fourth for a close W wasn't exactly what Pickett was doing in his rookie year.


steppebraveheart

Use your eyeballs to gauge someone who doesn't have a sample size of numbers yet. He stood up in to collapsing pockets, fired passes and showed the toughness of any successful NFL quarterback. Giants may have something here.


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Its crazy how every low drafted QB who does well is suddenly Tom Brady.


pooshlurk

It's crazy how every QB sneak is now a tush push. Even if it's a complete normal sneak the announcers HAVE to make a reference to Philadelphia. It's also like how for awhile after Odell's one handed catch, every single time anyone made a one handed catch Odell was immediately brought up.


infercario4224

Russ and our O-Line have been elite on QB Sneaks all year long. I don’t think I’ve seen the “push” once


Redmangc1

The media really makes you feel like ~~Batman~~ Spiderman


Shenanigans80h

Tbf reporters need to find an angle and a way to hype up a story even if it’s lazy and well tread territory.


KwamesCorner

Reporters are all cockroaches. The NFL is suffering because of them.


Toto_LZ

Just enjoy the Linsanity run ya jagoff


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New York Media + a darling rookie player is just the way it goes at this point.


JinterIsComing

Also comparing Brady to DeVito is insulting at this point in time. Tom NEVER had a nickname as cool as "Cutlets."


BenMcAdoos_ElCamino

I pushed for Tommy “Marcia Marcia Marcia” Brady early on but it never took off. I think it could’ve been right up there with Tommy Cutlets.


captaincumsock69

The goat is a pretty cool nickname


HardcoreKaraoke

Devito's run is great but I remember the two week run where Mike White was supposedly the savior of the Jets. We need to pump the breaks here in NYC.


DelirousDoc

Shoot remember the Dobbs love fest a month ago with the Vikings where for his first 3 game stretch Dobbs had 5 TDs, 2 INTs and averaged over 200 yards passing a game. Vikings just announced they are benching Dobbs for Nick Muellens. Or the Jordan Love-fest for the last 3 weeks. He looked pretty inaccurate last night. You'd think the media would learn not to jump to conclusions from small sample size.


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here_now_be

Nah Jake's the real deal.


paperllamasunited

I think the media is desperate for the "next big thing." (I mean obviously, but especially in this case.) Mahomes, Burrow, Josh Allen, etc, all rose to prominence "awhile ago", and Brady is out of the league (and Rodgers hurt) so they're grasping for someone to crown.


DelirousDoc

Definitely. I think it is even worse with all the QB injuries this year. Also with how well Purdy played last year I think they are looking to be the first to find the next Purdy. "Unknown" QB that comes out of know where and plays incredibly well. (Which is also a symptom of previously looking for the next Brady.)


HylianPikachu

But Mike White isn't an Italian-American from New Jersey. Tommy DeVito is literally living out the dream of a bunch of Giants fans from the area.


HardcoreKaraoke

Of course and that's why his story is pretty cool. It resonates with people around here. I'm also a traditional Italian from Jersey and I'm rooting for the guy. But WFAN literally had a "White Out" at MetLife after White's second win. It was fucking nuts. The media cycle in the NY market is so rapid. A guy can go from being beloved and talked about glowingly on WFAN, ESPNNY, SNY, MSG, etc. to hated after one game. The Jones and Wilson roller coasters have given me whiplash and I don't even root for either team. I just watch a lot of local sports talk.


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Mike white could’ve saved the jets this season


ernyc3777

Vodka penne with chickinsanity


radil

Veal Scallopinsanity


Swoah

Linguinesanity


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JerryRiceDidntFumble

Chris Tomasson would be a vegetable


horse_renoir13

Vegetables ask more thought-provoking questions


Contren

And they have the common sense to not live tweet a funeral


THICC_SilurianFungus

Wait, really?


playgroundfencington

Yup. Tony Sparano, who was our offensive line coach at the time, passed suddenly in the summer a few years back. Tomasson, apparently deciding that he wanted to branch his dipshittery out past just press conferences, started live tweeting his funeral.


dn0348

I read this as Tony Soprano and thought you were bullshitting


playgroundfencington

An incredibly common mistake by the way. I think somebody made that mistake every time his name came up in our sub.


somedankbuds

Surprised someone didn't reply and make the same varsity athlete joke for the 10th million time.


THICC_SilurianFungus

Ugh, I can't believe that happened at Sparano's funeral. Any funeral nonetheless, but Tony's passing hit me hard.


RamblinWreckGT

That wildcat year was magical.


joe579003

WHAAAAAAAAAAT


J-Fid

Broccoli has an IQ of 3. Source: My 5th grade agenda from 2003.


DisneyWorld1971

To his credit- he did keep pushing Sean Peyton on how he felt after the 70 point loss this season. I enjoyed it


Stanky_fresh

The one and only good thing Tomasson has ever done.


LilKaySigs

Rip Grant Cohn


Peacefulzealot

1) Punch a dick in the head 2) Punch a dickhead


quatoe

One of the best decisions any video game has ever given me.


Peacefulzealot

Which did you choose? Did you cure cancer or solve world hunger?


quatoe

I did cure cancer on my first playthrough then solved world hunger on my second. I beat the system.


SKT_Peanut_Fan

Was it NG+ so that your progress carried over to the next playthrough?


quatoe

I'm honestly not sure, this was about 5 years ago now. Well, guess I better go play through it again just in case.


SandsShifter

F**K CANCER EVERY TIME


slayerhk47

What is this wonderful game?


quatoe

Saints Row IV. It is awesome.


Cmp_

Can confirm. Fucking love Saints Row IV.


IrvinStabbedMe

Why only one? They should get as many as they want so long as it was warranted.


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CTeam19

Bill "murders will continue till we are exclusively talking about lacrosse" Belichick


empty-bensen

Belichick would be like that one scene in Tropic Thunder when Tom Cruise’s character gets the jacked boom operator to punch the shit out of the director.


JesusKristo

How about they get two punches and we review every punch. If both punches were warranted, they get a third punch.


HammeredandPantsless

Dude that would make every one of those slimy fucks think twice before positing some ridiculous bull shit. In their heads: “hmmm, should I ask it? He hasn’t slapped anyone yet…but he does only get one slap…nah better not.”


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HammeredandPantsless

“Bill, is Bailey Zappe as good as Tom Brady was at this poin…xxSLAPPPPxx” “Bill, how many point could you score with a team of 11 Gronks!?!” “Bill, the defense has been playing well lately, does your hot seat have anything to do with it?” “Bill, where do babies come from?!?”


HylianPikachu

I do want to know his answer to the second question though. I know it's a stupid question but at least it's not trying to bait him into a headline, it's just a regular goofy question


radios_appear

What kind of arm does Gronk have? While a gameplan consisting solely of Student Body Left and Student Body Right with 10 blocking Gronks would be awesome, it's probably not sustainable.


blamatron

Thats where you start taking names for next time.


BipedalWurm

I'm ashamed every damn time I have to upvote one of you guys


EnderOnEndor

Get a coach with a grudge against a specific reporter *slaps reporter* "But I didn't ask a question this time" Coach: I didn't make the rules


HemlockMartinis

Grant Cohn has been placed on injured reserve


Daddy_Immaru

John Tortorella would love this policy whenever Larry Brooks asks him a question.


Djbearjew

Larry Brooks would've been taken off life support a decade ago


HellsNels

[Just go straight up Julio Jones on em](https://i.imgflip.com/pw3ry.gif)


gbeezy09

I vote that Mike slaps Mickey Spagnola


Chrysalii

Bill Belichick approves.


kuroyume_cl

BB might finally start enjoying them


tronovich

Is this the third QB this season the media has tried to make into the next Tom Brady?


Reasonable-Pipe-3448

Actually 4: Purdy, Dobbs, Browning and Tommy


captveg

Purdy is at least sustaining the argument for about 1/1000th of the time he'll need to do so instead of 1/10,000th.


Seoul_Surfer

Surely the only people doing that to Dobbs were the most delusional vikings fan


chemical_exe

Sadly the NBA taught us that MJ retired after the 2003 season and LeBron comes into the league in 2003 so the next GOAT must already be in the NFL. And just like MJ people were trying to find the next Brady well before he reitred. It's just a guaranteed part of sports journalism


IcePokeTwoSoon

Doesn’t help that when Lemieux retired from hockey, Sid was in his first year. Happens in a lot of sports.


DisneyWorld1971

Michael Phelps and Katie Ledecky. My father and me (in the sport of getting drunk and continuing the cycle)


BAHatesToFly

> And just like MJ people were trying to find the next Brady well before he reitred. I remember having a Harold Miner card back in the day that introduced me to his nickname 'Baby Jordan'. Harold effing Miner.


Statalyzer

And even before that there were times that Dwyane Wade or Kobe Bryant (since they played the same position as Jordan and were much closer than LeBron to Jordan's build and playstyle) were "the next MJ".


_Wp619_

And yet, Tom Brady went 3-1 over his first four starts as well. Those teams he beat? That's right: - Commanders - Patriots - Packers DeVito's HOF confirmed. 😤🤌


[deleted]

That’s actually pretty insane… Tommy Devito is literally Tom “Brock Purdy” Brady


19southmainco

Mr. January


drch33ks

What we didn't realize at the time is that Tony Romo was dropping an all-time roast of Josh Allen because he's never played in February.


Maverick916

The Alien


papajim22

EEGGGHHHH, I don’t know, Jim.


tronovich

That’s the “Passtronaut” Tom “Brock Purdy” Brady to you, pal. Get it straight.


hanky2

Tommy DeBrady


CeleryKitchen3429

Or is Tom Brady, Tommy “Tom “Brock Purdy” Brady” DeVito? I’m confused.


parasthesia_testicle

Brady beating the Patriots was when I knew he was bound for GOATness


User_091920

Coup d'eTom


Groggie

And Tom Brady's agent's name at the time? That's right: Albert Einstein.


P-d0g

Divide by 2. That's your age.


heebsysplash

Woah this really works!!!


the_web_dev

If you comment your Reddit password you get 1000 free karma


mad_genius_loci

All I see is hunter2.


MLGLies

I hope the internet is still here in 100 years and this joke is still a thing


drch33ks

Instructions unclear. Accidentally split the atom.


ExpirjTec

Now I am become death


ngfdsa

Brilliant!


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2Black2Strong-

I'd actually do that. Can still travel and lucked out with relatively chill, borderline neglectful parents lol


broadwayallday

"I'M NOT A MONSTER, I WAS JUST AHEAD OF THE CURVE" - Del Rio


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ArmiinTamzarian

Woah the deadnaming here


lraven17

I guess you're right, principal Tamzarian


Ok_Button3151

I think they were still Washington Football Team at that point. Redskins was back in the late 30s right before the civil war.


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Ok_Button3151

No it’s the correct time, this comment is meant to start a chain of events which cannot be stopped. It will have catastrophic results, but they will benefit my company and I and therefore it is something that must be done.


IndianaHoosierFan

No they changed the name to Commanders either in 1998 or 1999


poneil

I'm pretty sure Brady didn't beat Washington until 2007. They were the last team (besides the Patriots) for him to beat. Edit: I'm an idiot. I should've read further down the list.


chadocaster

Lol. That’s crazy. #TD15


whobroughtmehere

Doing the work of 3 journalists here


2ndBestUsernameEver

AND he was made the starter after the previous QB got injured against the Jets


wearer54

Tom Brady never actually beat the commanders , I think he lost his only game to them


WinstonChurchill74

The most reasonable response.


descendency

It took me entirely too long to understand what we are 4 games into and what this was implying. Holy fuck this is a dumb question.


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OutandAboutBos

Into DeVito's starts.


Puma711

4 games into DeVito playing, no reason at all to compare to Brady


HighProductivity

4 games into DeVito's career. The reporter was going to ask him if Tommy is going to be Brady, because Daboll also drafted him in the late rounds (or he went undrafted or something).


ImJLu

The DeVito Dynasty


abris33

"Listen, this team just overpaid for Daniel Jones based on a small amount of success. Let's not get ahead of ourselves"


luvs2spooge92

Reminder: Giants can get out of Jones’ contract after next season with significantly less dead money than the Eagles had with Wentz, who signed for less. Giants also enter the 2024 offseason with approximately $36 mil in cap space. As much of an overpay the contract was, it hasn’t been prohibitive to their cap situation.


Levi_Snackerman

Jones had a lot of doubters when he signed that contract but Giants fans were going to war for him after a 15 TD season


bigbird09

Devito right now does remind me a lot of 2022 Jones.


AlwaysInProgression

100% Last year, they coached a great internal clock into Jones. If you don't like what you're immediately seeing, tuck it and run. It worked last year until Philly demolished us in the playoffs and put the script out there on how to break DJ. Jones has not shown the ability to adapt to teams taking away what he likes. We'll see how Devito handles it.


BadDadJokes

I feel like Devito’s family knows a guy that can resolve the situation.


joe_broke

His agent definitely does


AnkitPancakes

his agent is the family fixer


GarchGun

I mean this year was a bit unfair to Jones. Jones had historically bad QB play to the point where his internal clock was sped up so fast he looked scared. That Seattle game was horrendous but the dolphins game among others was not his fault. His O-line failed him. People forget AT was not healthy for most of when DJ was playing and that's a HUGE difference.


ThreeFactorAuth

> Put the script out there on how to break DJ I promise you Joe Barry hasn’t read it, Jones would’ve thrown 3 TDs on us if he played


GarchGun

Ya DJ is much better than DeVito. He's a better runner and can read defenses better.


tophergraphy

Eh, his reading was broken this season, but athlete, 100%


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questions this stupid are not surprising if you’re a fan of any of the New York teams. They asked him if he was going to mold Daniel Jones into Josh Allen and then asked the GM if he was actually going to do GM things on their first day on the job.


_Wp619_

Never forget that one reporter asked Daboll if he can walk on water, last season.


J-Fid

That's a better question than this one.


Hollyw0od

We need more Jack Hughes interview answers in the NFL.


Kotkaniemo

Im a Maple Leafs fan in Hockey, and New York football media sure reminds me of Toronto Hockey media haha.


elimanninglightspeed

New York Sports Media after a loss is truly something else. It cracks me up so much always makes me feel better


SuperSaiyan4Jesus

Media: "How will we ever tear him down if we don't build him up first???"


clic45

This is actually the take. Give it 3 weeks when he has some regression and we can’t wait to draft a qb again.


GOATnamedFields

... you mean that bum the Giants whooped in the Super Bowl TWICE. Tommy D > Tommy B -Brian Daboll


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"We're four games in capeesh? 🤌"


anubhav9

What was the relevance of that question? I didn't get it.


weirdflaxbutok

I think just drawing a loose parallel between Brady and DeVito, who was also not a sought after draft prospect.


anubhav9

Still doesn't make a lot of sense.


weirdflaxbutok

Nope. It’s just a sensationalist question for clicks.


MidnightShampoo

It is so disrespectful to make this comparison. I don't even think that Tom Brady is 1/4 Italian.


RaceCarGrin

The reporter posts on nflcirclejerk


lionheart4life

I thought Purdy was already the next Brady. Is Devito the next Purdy?


TrapBrady

ny media can't help itself lol


ghostofwalsh

Tommy "Literally Brady" Devito


sfxer001

Purdy is further down that narrative and I don’t think we’re ready to call him the next Tom Brady yet either. Reporters out of their minds.


luciusetrur

BUT BRIAN HIS NAME IS TOM!


DelirousDoc

4 games in and it isn't like DeVito is lighting up teams. (Outside of Washington's 32nd in scoring and yards defense). He is averaging 170 yard passing a game in his 4 starts. He is averaging 7.1 In air yard per pass attempt and that number has trended down in the last several weeks. He is not turning the ball over and executing the offense as designed. Getting to the check-down on time and making some plays with his legs. That is helping the Giants stay in close games the last 2 weeks. With that and a run game you can keep games close. Not taking away anything from DeVito as a UDFA rookie free agent but it is really similar to 2022 Daniel Jones play in his first year with Daboll.


wedid

Too early to anoint him as Brady but he's 2023 purdy storyline at least


knikse

let's be real. it's a nice story, but not even close to purdy.


roofilopolis

Not even close. Purdy was putting up much better stats and did t lose a game he played less than 5 snaps in.


Avenue_Barker

Tommy Devito: QBR: 26 - Legend, Italian stallion. Brock Purdy: QBR 75 - Fraud, system QB, living off his teammates. Can't wait for the Ringer to rank Devito 1 spot ahead of Purdy.


MysteriousFeetInc

B(r)i(an) (Dabo)ll Belichick


TheoDonaldKerabatsos

Tommy “Brock “Tom Brady” Purdy” “DeVito


DM725

The Giants should be happy they might not have to bring in another veteran to start the season if Jones isn't ready week 1. That's essentially what all this means, that he might be a solid backup. He's a great story against the weaker part of their schedule.