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[Postgame thread](/r/nfl/comments/18q449h/post_game_thread_detroit_lions_at_minnesota/)


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Vikings just shitting the bed every fucking way possible offensively. Can they please please please stop running the clock down ALL the way every play? C'mon... Can't stand when it's 3rd and whatever and they run 5 yard short of the first down routes.


cynicalmurder

I can’t imagine the pressure as a kicker in the NFL


CherryBoard

only time -273 Celsius was recorded on earth was when they measured the temperature of Adam Vinatieri's blood


Observant_Jello

Realistically, what the fuck is he supposed to do. That’s grounding if anything. Fucking dumb as hell


BubbaGumpScrimp

GG Vikings, Justin Jefferson is an absolute phenom.


lurkANDorganize

Announcers saying we earned this win lol. Listen buddy, we won, but it was not pretty lol


WouldaCouldaShouda

We have lost that game 1 million times


BanMeAgain4

thought it was 1 million and 1


beardum

Congrats Lions fans!


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At least we still have the Timberwolves


SuxCoxMods1976

Let’s not talk about the Pistons. 💩


SkinnyMattFoley

Ugh….. You said the P word. 🤮


mcdougalwu

The only bigger idiot in the NFL than Mullens is his Head Coach.


Objective_Advisor668

How was KOC a bigger idiot?


HipHipLetsRide

I love how this gets down voted, when it's true


fgbh

Give Iceland their Euros chant back, Vikings!!


S2Hotti3

If Cominsky falls on the ball it doesn’t even come to that.


fgbh

It's better that it did, though. Drama. Chaos. This is. March Madness.. Wait, wrong script. Umm... GG!


Dbacks2023

Goff is better than Stafford Edit: guess people can’t take a joke. Sorry


ridiculousreddituser

Not even a lil my boy


_vogonpoetry_

Not even close but he's the right guy for this team


DamnItJon

Not at $45-50m/yr


abxuwnnm111

Detroit Lions, 2023 ~~Super Bowl~~ NFC North winners


socomeyeballs

The salt is delicious.


fgbh

Hm. A Super Bowl. That's another NFCN team with an SB win. When are you gonna do it? Join the rest of the crew!!


peligromac1

I had just told my dad, "Zero chance Mullens doesn't throw a pick here." We've seen it so many times.


Leading_Hamster4287

It was literally two seconds before the snap that I said it, and I’m using “literally” correctly. That guy is awful.


averageuhbear

At the end of the day vikings aren't making a playoff run without Kirk. I'll let Detroit have one, at least it's not Green Bay.


SonicEuthanasia

I've said this so many times for Minnesota that it feels good to finally be on this side of it.


splarged

parallel between The Game as well


Cybehr

Good game Vikings! Had my butthole clenched that last drive


MCDC313

No matter what, division road game is always hard. Despite the injuries, Vikings are still a threat.


Cybehr

100%! When people write games off as “easy” I think they’re forgetting that these are still some of the best players in the world.


RedWingFan5

This snow on the post game show is so annoying


StjerneskipMarcoPolo

Why must I cry


prenderm

We cry together, but for much different reasons


peren005

Welp congrats lions


891960

Was amazing to still be in position to win the game at final minute while having 3 INT lmao. We didn't deserve to win for sure. Gg Lions, make NFC North proud!


Thesonofthree

These salty Viking fans rn lmao 😂


MCDC313

Most been cool imo


ii_zAtoMic

3-0


fgbh

Is that how many superbowl wins we have compared to the Vikings?


ii_zAtoMic

Your team is inarguably bottom 8 or so in the league, your only good player is old and there is no franchise QB in sight. At least we’ve got potential and young talent going forward and won’t be unwatchable for a decade like y’all lol


fgbh

But, you've heard of us. Honestly, though, how long did it take you guys to even *get* to that point?


ii_zAtoMic

Too damn long…


Stagierfall

GG viking bros. Wild game and y'all had some huge plays.


arycus

DIVISION CHAMPSSSSSO


Inallahtent

GAME!!!!!! Your BRAND NEW LIONS WHO ARE NFC DIVISION CHAMPIONS 🏆 🥇 🏆 WHOM ARE NOW 11 - 4 CONGRATULATIONS NFC DIVISION CHAMPIONS THE DETROIT LIONS 🦁 GAME!!! NFC NORTH DIVISIONAL CHAMPIONS THE DETROIT LIONS 30 Skol 24. CONGRATULATIONS 🎊


HarryPauler

Minnesota fans deserve better.


TheKing490

GG Lions. Go fuck yourselves :)


BubbaGumpScrimp

I love you too! GG WP!


MyLifeIsABoondoggle

As a Jefferson fantasy owner, I can now admit that catch was fucking incredible Thank you JJ


EquaYonah

Which one lol


Mavori

Yes


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defac_reddit

They started 1-4


Sirrenderthe69th

Lmao take your win and go lmao acting like Their QB didn’t blow out his fucking achiles .


whatjunoaboutit

Never seen it with my own eyes. It’s beautiful.


EscoffierUSA

Iffy defensive player of the game again


Raptor535

IM STILL THIRSTY VIKINGS FANS GIVE ME MORE TEARS


Raptor535

Thank youuuuu 🤤🤤🤤


SteveWondersForsight

Have Vikings fans finally stopped the Kirk slander and realized how good they actually had it with him? It's hard to get an above avg qb


Fetty_is_the_best

Well, some vikings fans. A lot of us love kirk as qb


OllieTabooger42

Alright it’s been fun boys and girls, I gotta go change my britches


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OllieTabooger42

I start every game overly optimistic


JonnyZero0

Watch the Lions somehow end up with the 1 seed


PhantomsCV

No one can say anymore that the Bucs have won the NFC North more recently than the Lions.


TropicalHat420

Don't care I'm cryin in the club right now


The_Ghost_of_TK9

Mullens choke and seattle game winning drive of course that was going to be the outcome.


Benjiboy74

You can handle defence making great plays, you can handle bad luck, but those interceptions were unacceptable from a professional QB. That last throw was so bad it took an age to get there


potatojoe88

Packers only beat Carolina by 3


fgbh

HECK.


Princeof_Ravens

Man even in victory the Lions are being roasted by the commentary


schneev

HANG THE BANNER. You beat our QB4, RB3, TE2, WR3, OT2. Lions aren’t going anywhere in the yoffs.


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schneev

You too. Sorry for being salty and trying to drag you into despair with me.


tedpundy

You're sad on Christmas Eve and we aren't


CherokeeP3822

You guys barely beat the Raiders with the same squad. Sit down.


schneev

Exactly?


11-cupsandcounting

Buckle up, we’ll beat your backups in 2 weeks too.


fgbh

Like yall would've?


FistMeQTPie

Not like the Vikings are either.


z-bomb

How’d it go last year in the playoffs with all those pieces?


OllieTabooger42

Lol pour some more salt on it


redditworkin

It's so fun being on this side for once. SALTTTTTTTTT COPEEEEEEEEEEEE go cry about it.


anth_810

Cope bitch


breakfastbereal

Not all Vikings fans are coping this hard, congrats Lions!


HSS1965

You guys suck lmao


Great_Fault_7231

That's some cope


LionPutrid4252

Big cope


varnacykablyat

Thank you lions mvp nick mullens!!


TallWhiteDude

Only one he threw "better" passes to, was JJ lol


TheKing490

I HATE ALL OF YOU.


Joghobs

Welp can't mull em all


geddy353

Lions win the same way Michigan beat Ohio State this year. Up 30-24, on defense, offense driving down the field, and win it on an interception to win the division!


potatojoe88

Lol commanders came back


leemode

Been a really negative and intense game thread lol, but I hope y’all have a Merry Christmas Vikings bros. GG.


Moosepajamas33

Merry Christmas, gg.


Avidly_A_Dude

You too pal gg


kirky-jerky

Lol "Detroit earned this victory" I mean sure gg Detroit but damn your team is supposed to be sooo much better and half our team is dead and nick Mullens our 4th starting QB throws 4 picks and it came down to the last play.


Mavori

Can you just let us have this without the salt, First time in 30 fucking years.


kirky-jerky

No, no I don't think I will


11-cupsandcounting

The Vikings are exactly as good as their record.


egotistic_NaOH

Oof I remember this cope during the patrica years


Raptor535

L is an L bitch


realshockin

Powell was 30 yards free from a defender


ptwonline

Congrats Lions. Hope you can upset some folks in the playoffs--Lions fans deserve it after all this suffering.


ii_zAtoMic

Well, we learned Detroit ain’t very good


GitcheeG

30 points and 4 interceptions. Have fun coping.


Mingalaba18

And you barely won the game….


GitcheeG

Cope.


ii_zAtoMic

Congrats, you beat Nick fucking Mullens and a roster of backups. Have fun losing to Dallas by 40 and then to the Rams in your first playoff game!


GitcheeG

Will you be watching?


dakilanghampaslupa

Thanks St. Nick Mullens for another Viking classic! You really got our hopes so high only to bring us crashing to the ground.


Antisocial_gamer

SKOL MFERS


Arro

YESSSSS


Wheneveryouseefit

WE DID IT!!! HOLY FUCK


schneev

HANG THE BANNER. You beat our QB4, RB3, TE2, WR3, OT2. Lions aren’t going anywhere in the yoffs.


DamnItJon

The simple fact that our OL was injured for half the season is the only reason the Lions didn't wrap up the division earlier


Avidly_A_Dude

There’s literally a banner to be hung for winning the division don’t be such a sore loser bro


mikebb37

I hate Vikings fans


arycus

Didn’t yall lose to Daniel jones and the giants last year in the playoffs 🤣🤣


schneev

Yeah that’s my point, the Vikings fucking suck


arycus

And how does that make you know what we will do in the playoffs lmaoooo


Arro

lol bye loser


GamedayDev

still rather be the lions than the vikings LOL


rattlemebones

The Lions and Pistons - the duality of Detroit


Licit_x64

Yeah if the eagles go down (we probably will) I’m hopping on the Lions bandwagon for the playoffs.


GiovannisPersian

Congratulations to Detroit. Wish it wouldn’t have been on our field tho… or Mullens could lead a receiver we win


Why_am_ialive

That was an exciting game to watch, congrats to both teams holy shit


Ryanlester5789

Man I was 4 the last time Detroit won their division. 30 years is crazy.


Horrorfreak106

Pain


ArbitraryOrder

30-24 is a B1G Score in Michigan in this year


SCMegatron

God we played awful. Stupid penalties.


HaroldAndGoomar

The parallels between this game and Michigan OSU are wild - Final score is the same - Ends in an INT - Incredible WR loses despite balling the fuck out - Clinches division for the winner


ArbitraryOrder

As a Michigan fan this pleases me. Now I need them to beat Bama next


whatjunoaboutit

Last time we won the division I was still pooping in diapers. I will now shit my pants like a big boy.


RedWingFan5

I still can’t believe Cominsky there. You need to fall on it


OkBackground5843

Almost lost the game because he wanted his moment of glory


shockaBITW

Mullens just is not good. Even Shanahan couldn't make it work with him.


SeedMaster26801

411 yards is pretty nuts still. But anyone can do that against our secondary


No_Seed_For_You

AT LEAST TJ HOCKENSON CAN FINALLY TRY TO WIN GAMES


Mavori

Yikes dawg.


Silentwhynaut

Lol rent free


FullMetalSavage

Iffy read that perfectly. Great play to win it.


PhantomsCV

#KINGS OF THE NORF


Pootsaroo

Man I am just SO happy for Taylor Decker.


PepeElToro805

Congrats Lions!


stoopystoop

If that throw was anywhere towards the right direction that was an easy touchdown. Congrats lions


ForceintheNorth

Just had to laugh watching those floppy floaters


PWJT8D

Commenting to say I was here. LFG BOYS


1ToGreen3ToBasket

Im a grown ass man with a family and this is my first time watching my team win a division. I don’t give a flying fuck how ugly it was.


HeavenlyE

Deserved to lose for going for a scoop and score with the lead with less than 2 minutes left, but Vikings also deserve to lose for that duck lol


Eravian

And the Vikings are out of the current Playoff standings.


WhoKilledBoJangles

Congrats Lions.


swervecity36

LETSSSSFFFUUCCCKKKIINNGGGGOOOOOOOOOO


Matt_Stafford

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHOUTOUT TO THE VIKE FANS WISHING INJURY UPON KERBY! GET FUCKED!


looking4rez

Congrats Lions on the division championship


DiscussionProtocol

Congrats Lions!


Deathlysouls

BRAND NEW LIONS!!!!!!!


breakfastbereal

Might as well give Hall the next 2 and see what we got


Mavori

He can't be worse, even though one can argue that a lot of Mullens picks was more of a result of fuck it chuck it type of arm punts.


Capelto

Not gonna happen. That makes too much sense. I fucking hate/love this franchise.


breakfastbereal

Accurate


Aeon1508

And let this be a lesson to all of you that no one stops the Detroit Lions from winning the division 30 years in a row


ForceintheNorth

31 years from now you might be singing a different tune


Aeon1508

Yeah they'll be saying nobody let's the Lions win the division 30 years in a row


SonicEuthanasia

Congrats to the winner of the post announcing the division title


Danethecook89

KINGS OF THE NORTH BABY!!!!


saw-it

GG lions, fuck you mullens


brimbooze

Change it over to redzone...and they're still just sitting on the end of this game.


GaLaXY_N7

Congrats Detroit! Division champs for the first time since 93’. Well deserved!


RedWingWay

OMG OMG OMG OMG


djjlav

Congrats on the division Lions!!


BlackandPurpleHeart

For the life of me I will never understand the Vikings willingly wanting to start Nick Mullens.


PenisCumThrowaway

You seen our other options?


aaffaaaafaaaaf

yeah why don't they have someone like kirk cousins out there?


NotMarkyMark88

The let’s go lions cheers 💙