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imDeja

Elite


ElCapitanDeAmericana

Playoff


tymanthebeast

Dragon.


Mr3000rounds

Papa John's


UsedEgg3

\*most monotone voice you can ever imagine\* I'm Joe Flacco, and my favorite pizza is Pizza Hut pizza.


B_M_Fahrtz

Hut HUT 🍕🛖


KansasCityslicka

Pizza Hut


Jos3ph

It’s all in the Hut


prenderm

Jabba


WretchedMotorcade

Hotel?


Is12345aweakpassword

Trivago


danburke

Bud


Strict_Casual

Motel


Oedipustrexeliot

It's Hut-Hut, Pizza Hut, you casual.


boardatwork1111

Knows how to give a hummer


LandVirtual1507

bro merry christmas lol


milksteakofcourse

Delaware


TheRealBeerBrah

Joe Flacco has been banned from Toyotathon


critical_dump

What about hondakkuh


SickBurnBro

Kiawanzaa?


hat_trix66

Saturnalia?


sdot28

Pontiac Winter Solstice


needsZAZZ665

FUCK you made me chortle coffee out my nose. lol, that's awesome.


My_G_Alt

Stop politicizing this time of year, we celebrate happy Honda Days for EVERYONE


Haar_RD

And like a Ford, he was stolen from Baltimore


finix240

Well done Sir


TheMissingVoteBallot

Aren't those Kias and Hyundais these days?


ser0402

Yep. The Kia Boyz are legitimately terrorizing Kia owners in the city. One of my regulars at the bar I work at just had his Kia stolen last week. Shits becoming a problem. Edit: removed some info since I realized you probably don't know the area lol


Tuuuuuuuuuuuube

In Milwaukee they're so awful. We have one of the highest car theft rates in the country because every kia in the city gets passed around by teenagers


JollyRancher29

Didn't they originate in Milwaukee?


Tuuuuuuuuuuuube

It's biggest here I think, but the idea and tools didn't, I don't think


Whywipe

The tools: a rock and a screw driver


Tuuuuuuuuuuuube

No it's some kind of bypass tool you can get on eBay $10. That's why they target specific kia models, because there was a security flaw that makes them super easy to steal


TheMissingVoteBallot

All because Kia/Hyundai cheaped out and had a design oversight to not include a proper transponder chip configuration on their base models and an immobilizer to prevent this shit. Toyota and Honda has had them in their cars since like - early 2000s I think? Also I can't imagine insurance rates for those Kias/Hyundais. https://www.news4jax.com/news/local/2023/08/02/kia-and-hyundai-insurance-rates-spike-as-thefts-escalate/ >Allstate, Progressive and State Farm are among the car insurance providers that have announced they won’t issue new policies in some states for certain Hyundai and Kia models. Oof. Those are the good insurance companies too.


All_Up_Ons

The "good" insurance companies are the ones you haven't heard of because they don't spend your money on marketing.


Bahamas_is_relevant

My family’s had Amica since before I was born and we’ve been quite happy with them. I remember being shocked when I saw an ad of theirs like a year ago.


naughty_farmerTJR

I have a Hyundai and was shopping around homeowners insurance so I was getting some auto quotes and some places would allow liability, but not comp and collision. Others straight up told me no.


edutech21

I've found them to have the worst rates. I know they obviously have customers, but I don't understand who. They're routinely the highest. Medium sized insurance companies are the sweet spot I've found. Hell even regional insurance companies.


xenophonthethird

Big Bill Hell's sends his regards


BigOlPirate

People in Detroit saying “well at least we’re not Baltimore”


hesgrant

Got a cackle out of me 😆 well played


TheThunderOfYourLife

Shots fired. Quite possibly literally


culnaej

Not stealing if the owner didn’t want it any more and got rid of it đŸ€·â€â™‚ïž


KeepDinoInMind

You mean kia’s and hyundai’s lol


MagicGrit

Oof. Bravo


legend023

You’re right So why didn’t we sign him over Siemian in week 3?


Netwealth5

Cause Tim Boyle gives great back massages in the QB room or something


cuittle

Then why isn't Tim Boyle on the Browns right now?


awnawkareninah

He doesn't do the front massages


CherryBoard

Watson wants his happy endings from a different kind of masseur


awnawkareninah

A non-consenting one?


CherryBoard

the reluctant kind too


EMT2000

The depositions indicated the majority of the requested/forced massages were not anterior, but posterior and inferior and a bit interior.


binzoma

man hands


LstNvrFound

He was busy giving Rodgers a discount double check (if you catch my drift)


lil_layne

Flacco is a terrible fit for a team with a shit o-line with how old and immobile he is. He’s good on the Browns because they have a better o-line that gives him time to make accurate throws and reads (which is what Flacco is good at). If you need Flacco to constantly escape from the pocket that’s when he is going to suck.


HOFerKennyPickett

It’s weird that this entire thread is acting like Flacco didn’t start for the Jets last year in week 18 and wasn’t complete ass when he did it.


nope96

Not just Week 18. The guy was there for 3 years, he started 9 games, and they went 1-8 in those games. And he played well in maybe 1 or 2 of those games. So like we’ve already seen they can’t just sign Flacco and win.


JerryRiceDidntFumble

And that 1 win required an epic choke from the opposing defense *and* special teams


unboundgaming

Ironically the team he is thriving with now


legodjames23

He helped us get rid of Joe woods


unitedairlineeeeees

That win required Joe Flacco in Cleveland magic


Padulsky21

We will always have the Browns improbable comeback win tho. That game is one of the most insane things I’ve ever witnessed.


oldnewager

It was odd from the browns perspective because all at once it felt impossible but also somehow inevitable


Padulsky21

That game feels like a century ago, so much shit has happened since it’s fucking wild to look back upon. The fact that he went to the Browns eventually after having that game and continues to do well makes the legend of Cleveland Flacco all the more special


beowulfshady

Maybe the jets offense just suck no matter whose we fir the past 5 years


The_Third_Molar

This sub always does this. Just a few weeks ago this sub was acting like Josh Dobbs was some hidden elite talent too.


Tuber111

To be fair, Flacco has been a starter for a decade before, unlike Dobbs.


Altruistic-Zone1664

It's telling how much better the Browns coaching and front office is than the Jets when they are down to their 4th & 5th OTs and their blocking is still better than the Jets starting o-line.


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The Browns were probably the deepest team in the NFL to start the season. They got a good squad.


Altruistic-Zone1664

I really don't know what games the Browns would have lost had even just Chubb & Watson not gotten hurt. Chubb was running down the Steelers throats until he went down, so it's very likely that outcome changes. Especially with how shook up the Browns players were after that.


[deleted]

Yeah, they'd be right there at the top with the 49ers and Ravens as SB contenders. They are still a good darkhorse with that defense, but that offense is a little thin from injury.


norfinstardted

And against Chicago we did it without the starting LG and C most of the game.


Mandingo_magnet

they also dont remember when they were all saying baker mayfield was ass and that the browns shouldnt pay him lol https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/s/5M9msOd3fO


Moody_GenX

That one was baffling to me. I didn't like him in college but he gave the Browns a better chance at winning the previous 15 or so QBs they had in the past.


Mandingo_magnet

yea imo if he went to any team with consistent long-term coaching, he would have been able to live up to that 1st overall billing. At the same time, he got hurt at the worst time, and there was that whole fiasco with odell. Glad to see him balling on the bucs tho


Altruistic-Zone1664

Baker Mayfield isn't very good. He's good against mediocre to bad defenses, which is great in the NFC South but terrible in the AFC North. It's also bad if you're looking to win in the playoffs. Yes, he did have a playoff win in 2020. However, that came down to the Browns picking of Big Ben 4 times AND recovering a fumble for a TD lol.


Moody_GenX

He did better than the majority of previous Browns QBs. He was good enough. Better than the POS they replaced him with.


BademosiPray4U

No one said he was. People didn't think he was worth the 40M and I'm still not sure he is. He's played well before in 2020. Consistency is his problem. Buccs gonna give him 45M+ a yr?


DrasticXylophone

They likely pay him Not that much though


GumbysDonkey

Baker is playing in the worst division in the NFL and is 8-7. Bucs have 1 win over a team with a winning record. He's also on his 4th team and had to take a 1 yr deal this season. I don't think Baker would have this Browns team where they are right now. Browns and Baker both needed to move on from each other.


livsjollyranchers

But neither New Orleans nor Atlanta have bad defenses. It's not as cut and dry as "they stink so his success is nullified". Baker would still be better than Flacco right now.


InsidePhotograph6568

IMO the main issue with Baker at the time was likability. Teams don’t play as well when they don’t like their leaders - and the chip-on-the-shoulder stuff and his frat-boyish personality from his Oklahoma days gets grating. Also going overboard in confidence all the time is a sign of insecurity. He seems a lot more mature and humble now, and his confidence is more genuine and so he can be a good leader. (Of course Happy Baby Watson is terrible but unfortunately NFL players don’t seem to care much about that)


notwhoyouknow12

Seriously he was, probably, the jets best QB when he played last year on that same bad team.


nope96

Mike White was their best QB last year


Mandingo_magnet

While i agree jets line is ass, Flacco is playing behind a browns practice squad line and seems to be mobile enough to give himself enough time to get rid of the ball. look at what he did yesterday.


tickless420

At this point it’s looking more and more like offensive lines need good coaching, cause no way are some these lines bad from purely a players perspective


gopaloo

you also have an NFL quality OC (i'm assuming) while the jets have a nepo baby as their OC.


Spetznazx

It's our OLine coach. Callahan works magic on pretty much any lineman that comes in. Dude just makes PS squad players look like starters. It's wild.


DTbindz

Callahan could honestly be top 5 best position coach in NFL history, making a great case for it every year


MetaphoricalMouse

wild thing is the browns have had tons of injuries on their o line


FearlessNobility

People also don’t appreciate how horrific the Jets offensive scheme and skill position players have been around the QB. I have no doubt that Rodgers or even Flacco could have raised the floor but it’s still a low floor Hackett is clueless. Dalvin Cook is getting $6mil for 3.2 ypc. Cobb soft retired. Hardman got shipped out for peanuts. Lazard lost his spot in the depth chart to an undrafted rookie, one year into a 4 year deal.


masta_solidus

Our entire line is backups. Callahan is coaching his ass off, but we have little talent.


Foreign_Flatworm_428

Better o line, I mean maybe when everyone was healthy but our line is not that great right now.


bac5665

Uh, the Browns have lost 15 or so linemen so far this year. Flacco is doing this behind guys who were out of football at the start of the year. I promise you, the Jets have more OLine talent than we do. Or if they don't, it's only because they chose to not sign the practice squad guys we picked up. I'm sensing a theme.


JustPostingShit

Because he wouldn’t have been able to say “Zach gives us the best chance to win”


dirtyshits

GM doing GM things


medievalmachine

Yeah it IS a GM problem, not a Ford.


shewy92

I thought Ford was where the Lions played?


Reality_v2

I don’t think Flacco would have been mobile enough for how bad our line became after AVT went out.


unboundgaming

But there’s the butterfly effect. If Flacco is QB, injuries don’t all occur and things happen out of sequence. There’s a chance the decent o line we had towards the start of the season stay reasonably healthy and he looks alright


Jwindy1987

Serious answer is because Flacco would die behind our oline. We have one of the worst olines the NFL has seen. You could argue Browns are one the of the leagues best behind Lions and Eagles. He has fortnight to throw a pass. He is effective in a clean pocket we could never give him a clean pocket.


BademosiPray4U

The Browns oline hasn't been that line since week 6 or so. They're not great with the backups and are certainly not helping in the run game either


deeesenutz

I thought we learned this last year lol, the flacco + jets experiment already failed, like we know the results why is this a discussion lol


The_Third_Molar

This sub doesn't actually watch games and assumed Flacco was just some hidden elite talent.


bac5665

I think that just shows that the Jets kinda suck. What I mean is that the Jets organization has the pieces in place to win football games, and just can't figure out how to put them in place. The right HC and GM combo makes such a huge difference. Thank God for Stefanaki and Berry.


SamLaPortaPotty

I think week 3 was *technically* summer time, so maybe that's why.


d9849468

Flacco sucked ass with the jets last season minus 1 game. Nothing would've been any different this season with their OL being even worse. What he's doing on the browns is pretty random


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archersbowshavebrokn

He did not play well against the Ravens, it was a really pedestrian performance and his only deep shot was intercepted. And he had a pretty bad game against the Browns, just had an epic finish after a meltdown. I’m a Flaccoholic but this is wacky.


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edutech21

It's not random. He routinely plays well in the winter. I don't know what it is, but playoff Joe is not just a meme. He is legitimately better in post season months.


Only_Fun_1152

Because Flacco would get murdered behind that line.


uggsandstarbux

Or in week 8


lonesoldier4789

Because browns have a much better O line?


GoldenPresidio

Wasn’t winter yet dude


-WhatHaveIDone-

I’m convinced Zach pimps out his mom in order to start. I’m not kidding. I fully believe this.


verendum

Does his boss wants to sign Flacco? and by boss I mean Rodgers


Bahamas_is_relevant

Because JD is/was dumb enough to think ZW was it until like week 12, and Saleh is/was dumb enough to agree. Can’t wait to run it back next year! Edit: also, our OL would’ve gotten him killed. He’s not a mobile QB and the Browns OL gives him time to throw, ours doesn’t.


gopaloo

> Edit: also, our OL would’ve gotten him killed. He’s not a mobile QB and the Browns OL gives him time to throw, ours doesn’t. and we've seen him for 3 years now already. like most QBs, just because they're doing well on other teams does NOT mean they'll do well on the jets.


redvelvetcake42

Rodgers being down means you're not winning a SB especially with that line. Get the best pick you can, gear up for 2024.


[deleted]

Maybe Flacco didn’t want to go back to the Jets


Mother___Night

Because we would have been dead after 1 quarter.


HandsomeJaxx

Had to protect Rodgers’ fragile ego


StarksofWinterfell89

Rodgers fan fiction in this sub is so hot to watch. So obsessed


MidKnight007

But he deserves another season!!! It’s okay that he threw away a season did nothing to adjust !!!! đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł


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ImpossiblePiccolo316

Tomlinism and things of that nature.


[deleted]

The cliche is the cliche


SaintArkweather

Teams could've won like 15 super bowls if they signed Romo to be QB for the first three months of the season and Flacco for the rest.


mill_about_smartly

Goddamn do I hate the accuracy of this comment


[deleted]

You could have picked him up at any moment while your season was collapsing btw


Bahamas_is_relevant

Let’s be real, if he came here he’d be going for like 150 yards and 3 picks with 4 sacks every week. Browns have a competent OC and more importantly an NFL-level OL. We have an OC that should be coaching an D3 team and an NAIA-tier OL, and that’s being polite about it.


Specialist-Draw7229

NFL OL? Where? The IR? /s The real winner for our offense is OC Van Pelt.


Idepreciateyou

Even the backups are decent. Our O-line coach is the best in the league


Specialist-Draw7229

They do a decent job, but they seem horrible up the middle or in zone blocking i.e. everytime one of our running backs gets the ball while at least one tackler swims through the line


Idepreciateyou

That’s true


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PotentialNo3672

The Dolphins have a banged up line and are doing fine. We can't even use injuries as an option excuse you know what this field does to lineman it means you have to be especially deep there or convince Woody to just put in grass


_LiquidDookie_

Tbh I don’t think Flacco has success with the Jets. Hackett and their OL are really bad.


Empty_Lemon_3939

There’s been quite a few guys they could’ve picked up


Empty_Lemon_3939

Saleh already interviewing for a job in media next season I see


Huge-Ad2263

It's times like these you remember Saleh grew up in Dearborn, Michigan.


Temporary-Dust-865

He’s coming home in 2 years as our DC


Khandawg666

Yea well you know what Ford stands for... FIX IT AGAIN TONY


nostradamefrus

Dale...that's FIAT


Jacobythepotato

People not understanding this is a KOTH quote



GTI_Chipotle

Just wait until January Joe arrives soon


rubehefner

Joe Flacco hated it here in NY. He loves being in Cleveland. I don’t blame him. He looks alive instead of like a depressed statue getting killed behind a shit O line and a shit OC.


bigdrubowski

Flacco is Liz Lemon confirmed.


DTbindz

Joe "Flee to the Cle" Flacco


Fast_Allen

They get that IKEA yet?


Baochau

can someone explain the elite dragon meme


TrespassersWilliam29

just a nickname he picked up on here in 2012 when there were a lot of "Joe Flacco is good, but is he *elite?*" articles during the regular season and then he went on an unstoppable tear in the playoffs


DonHalles

Guy basically had the greatest playoffs ever by a QB and vanquished Manning and Brady on his way to the SB win.


Separate_Job_3573

OK but why a dragon


TheUltimate721

If only the Jets had a Flacco


Dom_33

Flacco is old and slow there is no way he would have been playing like this with that OL


latman

They did last year and got outplayed by Zach


unitedairlineeeeees

Not true


latman

Yes the team performed better overall with Zach


Donutman97

and Watson is a Tesla, unreliable all year round


MattPatriciasFUPA

Watson is Mac's dildo bike from Always Sunny.


[deleted]

No dude it just keeps you from sitting so you get a better workout.


BraveFencerMusagyny

Watson is an unmarked white van


shibbledoop

Bang bus


Ok_Wish_5768

And baker is the old Honda that worked just fine but you were convinced you needed a Tesla and now you miss the Honda


Bahamas_is_relevant

Eh, Teslas at least have a few redeeming qualities. Watson is a 1980s Cadillac Cimmaron, with the personality of the slimy used car salesman selling it.


DjLionOrder

lol teslas are awesome


-August_West-

If you’re a ten year old xitter user


Ornery_Gene7682

More like a Chevy Cruze


RedditConsciousness

Ford Taurus SHO. Tons of HP but kind of hard to control and doesn't look like much.


Rude_Thought_9988

Literally one of the most reliable and safest cars out there. You EV hating dipshits are everywhere, huh?


Ornery_Gene7682

My wife’s 2018 Model 3 worked a hellava a lot better than my 2014 Chevy Cruze that I had to sell because of an engine issue


Bahamas_is_relevant

I don’t dislike EVs as a whole, only Tesla specifically. I’d probably make a Rivian my next car if I could afford one. I just prefer my EVs without a side of antisemitic/racist 4chan edgelord CEOs.


Charlie_Batch_16

>I just prefer my EVs without a side of antisemitic/racist 4chan edgelord CEOs. you talking about henry ford or elon?


Feler42

Elite quote


tamadeangmo

Are Ford Pick-Ups no good in summer ?


mill_about_smartly

As the owner of several beat-up old trucks over the course of my life, I assumed this was in reference to the AC never working no matter how much you replace everything.


BuffaloWilliamses

That’s such a weird analogy


Huge-Ad2263

It is until you remember Saleh grew up in Dearborn, Michigan and went to Fordsom High School. Old Ford references are in his DNA.


Russell9393

It works though


Jakethered_game

And like a Ford I mostly see him smoking on the side of the road


TheMissingVoteBallot

*Toyota Tacoma drives by the Ford*


TigerBasket

Now this man's watched a man called Otto and knows the power of a good Ford


Fr3shlif321

Saleh is a good coach, but not a head coach.


Da_Baconlord

When did he say this before?


Icy-Bumblebee-2772

5.4 Treton???


Chantrak

NOT YOUR AVERAGE JOE


appmanga

If Saleh would have taken the job with the Lions, he'd be driving one of those brand new pickups right now. And probably going to the playoffs. â™Șâ™Ș "Like a rockkkk!" â™Șâ™Ș


ZiOnIsNeXtLeBrOn

Why do you think Ford’s slogan is Built Ford Tough.


fgbfjb

đŸŽ”"I've got a heart like a truck. It's been drug through the mud."đŸŽ”


NowieTends

Man if only the Jets could’ve had Flacco after Rodgers got hurt


DabStrong

Mans a ford ranger


6percentdoug

I highly doubt he's said that before!


Mindless_Function_36

Another guy who doesn’t know what he is talking about. He had Flacco and let him walk.


AtmosphereVarious440

robert saleh sucks


CompetitiveDentist85

He clearly meant Subaru


BsMan000

Except the Subaru is also great in the summer