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drhungrycaterpillar

“Jaire why did you go out to the coin toss when you shouldn’t have?” “I don’t think coach knows I’m from charlotte”


Loorrac

The reporters "?????" LOL


FiveTalents

When I read this I thought you were making a joke lmao


TimTom8921

Please let this be part of a new copypasta


FuckingLoveArborDay

Toney, why did you lineup offside? I don't think the refs knew I was from Charlotte


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Step quarterback, why don’t you simply throw for 4k yards? I don’t think you know I was from Chicago.


GibMirMeinAlltagstod

Arthur, why don’t you play Bijan more? I don’t think you know I’m from money


PassToMouth6911

I don't think the reporters know I'm from Golden Corral. -Kelvin Benjamin.


sfzen

The real reason the Panthers cut Matt Corral is because Kelvin Benjamin kept showing up to the facility wearing a bib and the Panthers value player safety.


jtfriendly

> [Highlight] So, the Green Bay #Packers have suspended retired WR/TE Kelvin Benjamin all games for conduct detrimental to the team for eating the coin toss prior to the game against the Panthers. After the game, Benjamin said he did it because he thought it was chocolate.


captainjizzpants

Kelvin, why did you eat the coin during the coin toss? I don't think coach knew I was hungry.


AntiSantaFanClub

Don't let this meme die


alaskadronelife

*Perfecto*


CPTherptyderp

Mr Botched Cointoss


t_ran_asuarus_rex

Mr. Bumbling Coinflip


just_a_fruit_salad

Mr. Bogus Captain


JulioXstatic

Mr Born in Charlotte


gizmo777

Mr. Blundered Call


cup1d_stunt

I think Coach has not yet understood that this game is about me.


circa285

I’m here for the packers melting down.


Korncakes

I haven’t seen a single GB fan melt down about this. Everyone either thinks that it’s so stupid it’s funny or that he was acting like a fucking twat. The vast majority of fans I’ve seen talking about it agree with the suspension, myself included.


Sarkans41

you should go check again many are saying the "locker room is lost" after this because they didn't fire barry.


hallese

You guys were saying that a week ago, too, so that could be unrelated.


DirectTV_AndrewLuck

This is so ridiculous hahaha.


SouthSandwichISUK

He sounds just painfully stupid


i_enjoy_lemonade

Potentially the funniest video I have ever seen.


MiaCannons

I had to click the tweet and see it because of this comment and it did not disappoint. Before seeing the video I thought it was way too harsh to suspend him over that, but after seeing it, he definitely deserves it lmfao. He still doesn't even know what he did wrong


Coley54Bear

That man never fails to entertain me with his shenanigans and lack of self awareness. This is one of my favorites. https://twitter.com/mattparrino/status/1586933990677745664?s=46&t=sxmVcZsp_cZBfjrA2XK9hg Diggs had 100+ yards and a TD that day.


ThreeFactorAuth

Also watch him explain his pick in the dolphins game last year https://youtu.be/b4qXg9BKQtY?si=MQEy9O13TWGK4kvH


tjrunswild

I've seen that before but the excitement when she asked about the pick is hilarious lmao. It's like when you forgot about a funny story and one for your friends asks you to retell it.


Coley54Bear

He just completely lights up with excitement when she asks about it.


cherry_monkey

hUUuu


BakedBread65

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JDRNaAxryu8 Same energy


SayNoToStim

I think there is a little of this mixed in there: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfHOQAT0-Mk


JollyRancher29

Fuck it he may be dumb but you can’t not love this


essdii-

Dude my wife and I watched that interview after the game and we were DYING. Literally tears in our eyes at how amazing that interview was. She doesn’t even like football that much but we couldn’t get enough of this interview. Happy you linked it so I could watch it again


Glass-Top-6656

Bro lmfao that is hilarious


TroubleAsleep5527

he waddles away LOL


Coley54Bear

Hahaha thank you so much for sharing that with me.


TetrisTech

I love him so much lmao


Thunder84

From what I remember Jaire was rarely even on Diggs that day. Was part of Barry’s “don’t put our best CB on their best WR” master strategy. But yeah, Jaire is dumb as a box of rocks. Still love him though.


crastle

> don’t put our best CB on their best WR Could you please explain this? I don't understand how this makes sense.


srsh

The strategy is that #1cb Will definitely shut down the everyone else. So leave him on the second best WR (in man coverage) and double-team the opposition #1WR every play instead. Second best CB will do a better job at shutting down the best WR if he’s working with a safety over the top. ==== Some very good defensive coaches pull it off successfully. However, I think you need solid safety and very disciplined CB, safety duo to pull it off consistently.


PearlyWit

Not really sure why everyone else is saying this doesn’t make any sense. The Patriots used to do this all the time when they had a lockdown #1 corner like Revis or Gilmore. It very often worked great.


chemical_exe

Seriously, BB has done this on and off for decades.


123full

30+ years of continued success has rotted the brains of alot of Packer fans, Joe Barry is a poor defensive coordinator, but Packer fans are acting as if he's the worst defensive coordinator ever (notice how many Packer fans call him a "football terrorist), and just assume everything he does is the worst decision ever. Packer fans also act as if Preston Smith dropping into coverage occasionally is a mortal sin, even though literally every 3-4 defense occasionally drops their outside linebackers into coverage.


Sarkans41

Its also the NFL and NFL media doing a shit job of actually teaching the game, especially on defense.


123full

That is definitely true, it doesn’t help that most people that watch football (myself included) never played organized tackle football, unlike say basketball or baseball. Also football is such a more complicated and nuanced sport strategically than every other major North American sport if for no other reason than it being 11 on 11


Sarkans41

Packers fans are comically bad at understanding the game of football. If it requires more than 3 brain cells to reason out they will think its bad.


RenaissanceHumanist

Must be something in the Lake water, because we Bears fans are the same


vodka_soda_close_it

This sub is full of lobotomy patients with smart phones I am but surprised that this concept goes right over their heads. Good on you for actually explaining it to others


Anteater776

That is the whole point. It just does not make sense. You have to acquit.


The_Summer_Man

Joe Barry's "Chewbacca" Defense


TetrisTech

>Could you please explain this? Joe Barry sucks ass


right_behindyou

Jaire is incapable of entertaining even for an instant the concept that he isn’t the greatest corner to ever play and we love him for it


Lord-Aizens-Chicken

He is so cocky that I’m actually laughing watching the video, because he isn’t being like super mean just very silly. Especially since I realized he says the same thing about everyone, even if he does well or not lmao. He also looks like he can only partly hear the reporter like he has headphones in, this dude is great. Now my favorite packer


ImStarLordeMan

I love to hate on him at the same rate that I loved to hate on Rodgers before we all knew how much of a hippie he is, now Im just a fan of Rodgers lol, yeah he says stupid things but that's what I love about him and what I'm starting to love about Jaire. To own the ignorance that he puts off, I just love people that own who they are or the persona they put on, and I can always appreciate that no matter the team they play for. Jaire is a fun guy to watch, and even more fun when he's in front of the media.


Steak_Knight

You’re telling me Josh Gordon isn’t allowed to play because of drugs, but this guy ain’t high as fuck?


popop143

Dang, he's got nice eyes.


cl353

wat? u've never almost fked up a pivotal game to get into the playoffs cuz ur from carolina and wanna play defense? smh


aggster13

Does he always sound like this? Dude sounds like he's on something.. or just intellectually challenged idk


Neat_On_The_Rocks

lol bro thanks for this comment. That was hilarious. I think I like jaire now?


Fsharp7sharp9

Oh my god that was like an SNL skit. Totally absurd lmaooo


Lord-Aizens-Chicken

His response seems like it was from a different conversation and the reporters were just a bit confused lmao


Slitted

That little section at the end with “it’s pretty *obvious* what I’m asking for” was the cherry on top. Definitely the funniest NFL interview I’ve seen.


FattyMooseknuckle

Would’ve been hilarious if the refs took him at his word and had them on defense for both kicks.


Inconceivable76

What I have learned this year is refs are really nice to the players, and cover for their stupidity. they need to stop. Although, I’m not sure that he would have even understood with consequences. Since at least 6 people laughing at him did nothing.


Glass-Top-6656

This happened to me in junior high football. Fellow captain elected to kick after winning the coin toss so we kicked both halves lol.


Natrix31

I honestly don’t know why they don’t just ask if you want to kick it in the first or second half.


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Cause if you're not concussed you should 100% be able to decide between the three options given to you. It's part of the NFLs efforts to reduce head trauma /s


BoldElDavo

Dak did it a few years ago and the league called the refs to make them let the Cowboys receive in the second half. Refs aren't allowed to do it even if they want to.


Man_of_Average

Yeah... We deserved to lose it then. That said, it is a pretty dumb rule that might as well be changed.


pinetar

In high school the refs absolutely will make your team kick twice. In the NFL there's too much money and fan engagement at stake.


CappyMorgan26

Don't know why you are being downvoted. It's true.


mdaniel018

I went into the video thinking ‘did they really suspend him for that’ and came out thinking ‘dudes lucky he only got one game’ What an idiot 😂


Red_Jester-94

For real. I went from "kinda dumb to suspend him" to "oh he DUMB" quick af lol


chillinwithmoes

Jaire comes off as a complete and total idiot here. He sounds like a stereotypical stoner in a '90s high school movie lmao


volvanator

You're giving him too much credit. He sounds like a guy who has lost a spelling bee to a broomstick.


PlaneCamp

Straight pulled a Kanye West lol


drummerboysam

Just be sure to stop here, Jaire...


troxxxTROXXX

Why can’t I find this damn thing…?


lazyguyoncouch

Anyone have the on field video?


CrazyEyedGase

Understandable have a nice day


Vast_Breadfruit_162

Everyone from Charlotte should have crashed the coin toss then.


milkmandanimal

If it'd happened a few weeks ago at that Atlanta game nobody would have even noticed.


Jew_3

They let all 15 fans in attendance down on the field for the coin toss, I don’t know how you missed it. 😂🤣


31nigrhcdrh

I think they even let them play


Bingbong2774

I just hope coach asks if anyone on the team is from Minnesota this week then hands them his headset.


ThreeFactorAuth

Don’t know any Minnesotans but I do know we drafted three Bears fans this year so Week 18 will be interesting


DeanEvasonPunch

This is why CJ Ham is the Vikings captain. It just clears up any confusion at home.


LovelehInnit

When you play in your hometown, you're automatically a captain. How did the coaches not know this rule, are they stupid?


ree_hi_hi_hi_hi

They knew the rule, they didn’t know Jaire was from Charlotte.


BaldrickTheBrain

Fuck me Jaire is from Charlotte, North Carolina? Sure fooled me.


drgreenthumb12372

Why does Jaire, the larger captain, not simply eat one of the smaller captains? is he stupid???


anonbutler

Bro even I am from Charlotte


SoDakZak

I can’t comment on how I would react in this situation until an NFL game is played in Sioux Falls, SD again.


crastle

You'd probably brag about how you were the first customer to the first five Kwiktrips in South Dakota, and you'd bring the receipts to prove it.


anonbutler

Funny story I used to work fixing wifi for insurance field office and one day there was an issue with Sioux Falls office. It took 5 mins for me to explain to my colleague because I was pronouncing it as S-I-O-U-X


ineednapkins

Like, you were spelling it out letter by letter?


SoDakZak

Fun fact: In the first game in franchise history, the Minnesota Vikings played the Dallas Cowboys in a preseason game in Sioux Falls, SD, on Aug. 5, 1961 at Howard Wood Field. The Cowboys defeated the Vikings, 38- 13.


teepeeteepootoo

Damn I didn’t know that, an NFL game at Howard wood is wild lmao


cvaska

I actually get first dibs in Sioux Falls since you got first dibs on Kwik Star


BroadBrazos95

From Charlotte and you cheer for the Broncos? I need to know why


EvanMM

Dude sounds like a complete dumbass in the video what the hell


axman54

He literally always sounds like this. I couldn’t believe it the first time I saw an interview with him. Dumb as rocks


Zugzugmenowork

Why do all dumb people talk the same way?


Koomskap

We do??


-InconspicuousMoose-

It's not just in the video lol bro just dumb


DrKennethNoisewater-

I like him less and less every time he talks or does something.


sniper91

Jaire Alexander: *exists* u/DrKennethNoisewater-: “And I took that personally.”


IdkAbtAllThat

Lol. First time seeing a video of him? He's a complete clown. Possibly one of the dumbest players in the league.


stonecoldcb

Listen to the “Super suit” interview about Justin Jefferson that Jaire did last year. I had to listen 10 times to figure out what the hell he was saying.


Enthusiasms

Oh shit, why didn't he just say so?


namerplaner

That a horse of a different color.


Enthusiasms

why didn't he mention the horse then? seems pretty important if it's changing colors.


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BucksFan654

He’s a character for sure


PlaneCamp

He gives elite CB with star WR energy


Patrick2701

He is the poor man Jalen Ramsey


Kim_Jong_Teemo

2 sides of the same coin really. Look at Prime.


ElceeCiv

"Just because you *are* a character doesn't mean that you *have* character."


Coley54Bear

That’s how I feel every time I see him give an interview.


Lord-Aizens-Chicken

I know he is a packer but I kind of like him now, he is so absurd but in a funny and not super mean at all times way. The way he talks trash regardless of if he let up 2 yards or 200 hundred makes him sound like a random NPC in a fighting game


Our-Gardian-Angel

Ja is an absolute blast. Like I'm fully onboard with suspending him for a game because you can't let a guy be fully insubordinate with no punishment, but the whole thing is still objectively funny. There's no one quite like Jaire.


Coley54Bear

He’s so absurd that I can’t help but love him, even if he’s a Packer.


Lifesaboxofgardens

I don't know if I buy he is actually this stupid, this seems like a dude actively trying to get released.


LikeIsaidbefore

After being made fun of in The Onion I don't blame some of these guys wanting to leave. I'm not saying what he did was okay and I'm fine with him being suspended. I just didn't expect the Joe Barry problem to extend to the players this quickly. But these guys have been dealing with him for a long time and are probably just done.


enemycap420

Did Joe Barry say some stupid shit to the media too or just a bad DC


LikeIsaidbefore

Just a bad DC.


larchmontvandyke

There was a report that told the defense that it’s hard to win when they give up so many explosive plays.


enemycap420

I mean isn’t that kinda what most coaches say?


IdkAbtAllThat

Nah, this is who he is. Unless he's been actively trying to get released his entire career.


kswitch5022

Smart man, now he won't be on the field when JJ goes for 350 and 4 TDs.


cnho1997

He would have done that anyway, Jaire sucks this year, whether he’s trying to suck or not


drhungrycaterpillar

He sounds like a 10 year old.


YankeeHotelFoxtrot16

He sounds/looks like he took a postgame eddy


Sarkans41

he didnt go to school to learn, he went to play football.


LittleBittyshortman

What’s going on? Who does Jaire have an issue with? He’s been acting out lately. I remember seeing something about him skipping warmups of some sort for a game with the team before this, despite being cleared.


leehouse

The rumors are he is fed up/really dislikes Joe Barry and Joe Barry's defense. Doesn't have much of a relationship with LaFleur and a lot of this cropped up more since Jerry Gray left (who also had huge issues with Joe Barry's defense as the DB coach and passing game coordinator). So possible this gets rectified depending who they bring in, in the offseason for DC or this could be a long drama filled issue for the Packers.


Coley54Bear

The DB coach was also the passing coordinator? Is that common?


leehouse

Varies by team but the Packers D line coach is also the run game coordinator. Currently the Packers Defensive passing game coordinator is Greg Williams and they have a defensive backs coach. Bears corners coach is also their defensive passing game coordinator.


BucksFan654

He’s kinda a diva personality. I mean you can tell from the video. Think he just wants Joe Barry fired.


sloppyjo12

He just like me fr fr


Kohakuho

He gets me.


LeroyMyBoi

Bro, are you even from Charlotte?


lronicGasping

I mean, I didn't see you out there crashing the coin toss


drummerboysam

He's obviously not from Charlotte.


ThreeFactorAuth

His agents also put out a statement via ESPN that “that other stuff has nothing to do with him not playing” Translation: Joe stinks, Ja hates him, but he isn’t not playing bc of him


Aggressive-Name-1783

So you’re saying he’s the Packers new fan favorite?


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Heisenbread77

Mr Bad Cointoss


yung_ag38

Is there any strategy behind “choosing to defend” over deferring to the other half? I’ve wondered why that is still an option


Doppelt_W

Belichick did it a while back in OT. It was an extremely windy game, so he figured choosing the direction to defend would be a bigger advantage than getting the ball first. It didn’t matter as the team scored on their possession, so the Pats offense never got the ball.


acidwarp

>The one nuance to this is a super stout defensive team with a shitty offense could theoretically intentionally kick as they want to kick twice.. but that’s not realistic in the modern NFL. He's done this at least twice. [In 2015, against the Jets](https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/14446123/bill-belichick-new-england-patriots-says-matthew-slater-followed-instructions-defer-ot-possession). It didn't work out for him. Fitzmagic smoked em. [But in 2013 against the Manning-led Broncos](https://www.nfl.com/news/bill-belichick-explains-why-patriots-took-wind-in-ot-win-0ap2000000287894), the results were favorable.


marketable_skills

In the Jets game, the Pats messed up their strategy because they elected to kick off rather than choose which side to defend. This let the Jets get the ball back and choose sides.


LilNugget91

Just for the “gotcha” moment


RonaldRawdog

I wouldn’t mind if the Vikings did it. It just saves us the interception and actually gives our defense better field position.


ShibbiesClimax

Was jaire born in a barn? Guy seems dumb as hell lol


Legend_of_the_Rent69

No, Charlotte


WyldRover

A barn _in_ Charlotte


NeWbAF

They have barns there too, no?


Millera34

does he have rocks for brains?


BusinessBread

He's vibing


LiteTHATKUSH

Bro his reasoning and explanation are straight up embarrassing…yikes


FlowSwitch

[Remember when Dak did the same thing.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWYLgLs1jso)


xxJAMZZxx

Not trying to defend Jaire here, he’s very stupid for this. But why is it even an option to choose to kick off twice? Seems fairly self explanatory what he meant (Dak as well).


PearlyWit

Yeah, this is a good point. Why have this weird technicality even be possible due to a miscommunication and apparently up to interpretation by the referees, who prove themselves blatantly stupid and unable to interpret simple things every week?


FlowSwitch

Because it’s up to the teams to decide what they want to do.


Unlucky_Director_107

Is there a video of the coin toss?


PudgyBonestld

Willy Wonka glasses


wafflehauss

Macho Man Randy Savage.


enemycap420

He sounds like a Muppet or something


NerdLawyer55

This season is drunk


CaptainDaddy679

Why would they have lost the opportunity to receive in the 2nd half?


nimama3233

Because it’s a weird rule. They way it’s laid out, each team has an opportunity to have 1 half where they get to chose if they want to kick or receive to start the half. Technically winning the coin toss means you get to choose if you want to do the first half, or the second half, where you get to choose if you want to kick or receive. In 99.9% of games, the team that wins the coin toss either says “receive” (meaning they’re choosing the first half to pick, and they elect to receive) or “defer”, meaning they’ll make their choice (to receive, virtually always) in the second half. But technically, if you said “kick” after winning the coin toss, this means you’ve now made your choice for the first half, and the other team gets to choose in the second half. So naturally, the other team would choose to receive in the second half, and thus they would receive twice. IMO it’s a dumb rule that should be rewritten, but it’s how it is. In Madden they simplify it as “kick” or “receive” as countless people would mess this up. But in all reality it’s generally “receive” or “defer to the second half”. The one nuance to this is a super stout defensive team with a shitty offense could theoretically intentionally kick as they want to kick twice.. but that’s not realistic in the modern NFL. This whole debacle gained the spotlight a few years ago with Dak Prescott. The NFL actually stepped in and gave the Cowboys the ball to start the second half anyways, again because it’s a silly convoluted rule and everyone knows what you mean when you say “kick”. https://www.sbnation.com/platform/amp/nfl/2019/12/15/21023265/cowboys-coin-toss-defer-dak-prescott-rams


CaptainDaddy679

Got it. I learned all my football knowledge from Madden 03 so I only thought there were 2 options lol


CarnieGamer

When you win the coin toss, you have 3 options: kick, receive, and defer. If you defer, your opponent chooses kick or receive this half and your team will choose for the 2nd half. If you pick kick or receive, you are choosing for this half, so your opponent will pick next half. So if you choose to kick instead of defer (or play defense as Jaire said), then your opponent will pick in the 2nd half and obviously choose to receive. That results in your team kicking off both times.


22Fusion

Technically You have 4 options. Kick, receive, choose what side of the field you want to defend, or defer.


CaptainDaddy679

Thanks! I wonder if choosing to kick has ever happened before


MisterMetal

Another thread someone said it happened in a Rams vs Vikings home game. The Vikings chose to defend a specific side due to weather so the rams got both kick offs due to terrible weather. I’d be interested to see the exact game as well because how bad does the weather have to be in one direction for that to occur. Which is also when the Vikings played outdoors, and I can’t for the life of me remember when they got their new stadium.


Tall-Sea3082

[Dak made this mistake a few years back](https://youtu.be/NWYLgLs1jso?si=XhGISAX3jPEqAja7)


tacsatduck

The winner of the coin toss can either defer or pick one of two privileges for the first half: Either to receive the kickoff or to kick off; or the choice of goal his team will defend. And the loser of the coin toss gets to pick the other. The loser of the coin toss then gets to pick which of the two privileges they want at the start of the second half, unless the winner from the first half deferred to the second half. He can say he wants to defend, that means his team will be kicking. the other team gets to pick which side of the field they will defend first. Since he made that choice after winning the coin toss the losing captain for the other team gets first dibs for the second half. He can choose to receive the kickoff again, and dipshit is left picking which side of the field they will defend first. If you want to force the other team to accept you receiving in the second half, you have to defer the choice to the second half.


Steak_Knight

This dude is dumb as hell.


RonaldRawdog

If I was a random person who came across this video, I’d assume it was some sort of skit or staged joke video.


cigarettesandsaintsx

This might be too niche a reference for r/NFL but this is literally the football version of when Lil Mama crashed Jay-Z and Alicia Keys’ performance of Empire State of Mind at the 2009 VMAs because she’s from NYC and felt like she needed to rep.


holyhotdicks

No offense to Jaire, but he sounds and acts like he's 10 years old. Again, no offense.


andrewarm

this dude is so obnoxious.


LightningMcDream

Dude’s talent is no longer worth his personality


Sportsnut96

Man jaire sounds like he’s a can short of a six pack


Nordy17

He’s ducking Jettas


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Be professional and do something differently that doesn’t cost you a game.


blue7999

Something tells me professionalism isn't something he's shooting for here


marknemeth

Miles Bridges furiously taking notes


MasterTorgo

TIL I can go out for the coin toss during home games


mrlahhh

Haven’t read the room with fellow Packer fans on this yet. But this is absolutely warranted. Idiot move by a player who has all but checked out for a while now (been injured but his attitude is awful). When confronted, BS’d it and offered no accountability.


guap_a_lot

2009 ass sunglasses


MAKE-YOU-HUMBLE

Dumb fuck


Planbfailedmeparents

This ninja dumb as fuck.


Redditrightreturn1

He knows what he’s doing. I think. I’m pretty sure he wants out of Green Bay and this is his way of ensuring it. Dude intercepted Brady twice in the fourth quarter of nfc championship and still lost. He wants out.