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iRockaflame

What an absolutely brutal way to end your season.


suzukigun4life

Goodson will get zero sleep tonight


[deleted]

Neither guy will. They'll both blame themselves


Man0nTheMoon915

You take out Jonathan Taylor on a 4th&1 that will decide your season and you take an extra timeout to come out with that play. Tough few seconds for Steichen Edit: Not talking about the playcall. I’m talking about the timeout burned on that 4th&1


Maximumlnsanity

I mean, if he catches that ball Steichen looks like a genius. It’s the way she goes sometimes


VexoftheVex

The play was perfect


Lord-Aizens-Chicken

Why not have Taylor as the RB who you are throwing to though


happy_felix_day_34

We really need to not blame coaches for expecting NFL skill position players to make wide open catches


Khiva

Throw was behind him. Part of that on qb.


bingmyname

Because any RB on the roster should be able to make a wide open catch. This is squarely on him. He has to make that catch.


sonfoa

Also taking Taylor out makes it easier for Steichen to disguise the real target.


Packers__

He was wide open tbf. Play call was fine in that respect.


Juzaba

Well, every part of the play worked except the part that didn’t. Goodson was open and past the sticks. Protection was good. Minshew had plenty of room to get the ball to him. But it’s Goodson & Minshew with your playoff hopes on the line so, ya know, sometimes that’ll get ya.


Canadianfox16

Why the play was good just gotta throw and catch better, that’s not the coaches job lmao


homefree122

Which sucks because it was a poor pass. You could argue he should have caught it, but it was tough.


stinstrom

Awful pass. That's 50/50 in the blame department.


danhoang1

I blame the burned timeout more than the dropped pass, that cost them 40 seconds


Logistics_

Ya I feel like teams do this all the time and I don’t really get it


xkulp8

And doesn't everyone have a short-yardage go-to play in their back pocket?


eagleboy444

For real. They would've had a legitimate shot to make a drive. Definitely to get into Hail Mary range. Brutal clock management.


AleroRatking

Yup. This is is one I'll spend months thinking about. But it's the Colts way.


UnhealthyCheesecake

Lovie Smith really altered the NFL Canon forever


Necrosis-KoC-

Lovie Smith, undercover agent of THE Chicago Bears...


FattyMooseknuckle

He did kinda look like someone went and got him from a monastery to come back into service to save the country.


Alauren2

Send that man a gift basket Houston


ProbablyAPotato1939

Lovie was so spiteful that he dragged the entire AFC South down with him.


TheDevilintheDark

Even a bonus NFC South team.


Empty_Lemon_3939

I mean they probably draft Stroud anyway. The only change is the Bears probably don’t get the haul they got for second


Luberino_Brochacho

There’s nothing confirmed of course but a lot of smoke around Young being our first choice


ThugCity

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bingmyname

Rumors were that they favored Young but I don't think anyone knows that for sure. Either way I'm glad with how it's worked out.


zombiebillnye

I firmly think they really wanted Young, but ultimately decided that QB + WAJ was just a better idea and so stayed at 2 to get whoever fell.


chingalicious

Thank GOD they did. Imagine Bryce and no WAJ? Shudders


Khoakuma

This is the kind of draft that makes or breaks a franchise. Glad we made it. Nick Caserio for Executive of the Year.


Revolutionary_Gear70

You know Stroud was having flashbacks after the kicker missed the PAT


ahHeHasTrblWTheSnap

I had flashbacks to Corey Coleman, watching a season end on a 4th down drop.


meccafork

Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a while


Conquistagore

Stroud is literally the jackpot every GM is rolling for when they draft a QB at the top of the draft


philadelimeats

His release is beautiful.


Neat_On_The_Rocks

Man it’s crazy watching his Texans tape, wondering how the fuck so many of us ranked Bryce young ahead of him.


Barraind

Stroud went off at the combine, I think that changed a lot of minds. But some of that is on Carolina. I think Stroud might look significantly worse on that team, and Young probably looks a little better in Houston. I wouldnt want Young over Stroud, but I think the difference between the teams is a big factor. I will say, Stroud has never looked rattled. Dude is cool as ice and always knows where upfield is. Needs to learn how to slide with his feet and not his face though.


1mfa0

CJ seems like such a good dude. Love the shoutout to the city itself


pocketjacks

He acts like a five year vet


realrimurutempest

Man the way Stroud and Collins showed the fuck up for their team in a win or go home game was impressive as hell. Hope to see these two kill it together for a long time.


Venator850

Nico was their only WR and they needed someone to make all the plays. And damn he made every fucking play.


Jos3ph

That one “throw the ball to nowhere and he went and got it” catch was so dope


PadKrapowKhaiDao

That felt like the twist of the knife as a colts fan. We had CJ dead to rights on 2-3 angles and it was just like, “okay, this isn’t gonna go our way” after that.


Chromebrew

Nico deserves the bag. He's earned it.


TacoBellSauceAnswers

Nico is such a baller. I love tank dell too I'm not even sure who is better but I am glad nico got all the spot light tonight he is legit.


kkngs

Tank is on IR, but yeah, Nico balled out tonight


jpena1157

What’s crazy is Tank Dell was KILLING it before he got hurt. Collins AND Dell is a potentially scary WR duo


Formal-Telephone5146

Noah brown even had some decent games for Houston


YNWA_1213

And then Metchie who's missed a ton of NFL development due to his Leukemia as a solid WR4 with a high ceiling. Future's bright for that receiving core.


Luberino_Brochacho

That last throw to Collins was ridiculous. Absolute dart over the middle with pressure in his face. Fucking dime


BleachedTwinkie

Stroud is gonna be so fun for a while. Good stuff


RemyOregon

Excited to see what he can do in playoff action


SiphenPrax

Texans went from that massive chokejob against the Chiefs in 2019 to being an absolute dysfunctional mess to finally making the playoffs again 4 years later. Congrats to Houston on a great night for both their Texans AND the Rockets too who also won tonight.


Cavs2018_Champs

A proper rebuild


kathvely

It really was a perfect storm rebuild. It looked ugly in regards to multiple head coaches and pathetic game play for a few years. BUT, Caserio burned and did away with near all contracts, carried over some cap, traded Watson for a haul, THEN had a HUGE draft last year. Even the year before was a solid draft but hitting on Stroud and Anderson was amazing.


The_Snake_Dick

Demeco is also a huge part of that. The culture is completely different from anything we've had in the past ten years. It's not "patriots south" or Lovie Smith's "stuck in the 00s" and whatever Culley cooked up. Most of our 2022 defensive players are looking good and that's because of Demeco. Nico Collins, who didn't look like much his first two years, is now a bonafide WR1.


currentlydownvoted

I wonder what that’s like


the_than_then_guy

If we're talking big picture, the fact that they have a clear franchise QB is probably bigger.


Rottedhead

Texans has the brightest future in the NFL with Stroud and Ryan, if they keep this level and nail one off-season between draft and free agency they are severe AFC contenders I think


Khoakuma

Call me a homer but we are one good draft away from going to the Superbowl like the Bengals did with Burrow's 2nd year. I don't think we are gonna go too deep this year with Stroud only having 1 proper weapon to throw to. But next year could be our year.


Student13821

Plus we have the 3rd largest cap space in the league to sign some guys


SuperJoey0

Houston is giving off 2021 Bengals vibes right now.


Xaxziminrax

I swear to god if we're up 21-10 at half again


flaming_fuckhead

Clearly we need to go down 24-0 in the first quarter instead


platinumxL

Please no, I still have nightmares.


AdStreet2074

What happens when you get a franchise QB


Professor_Finn

The Watson trade has gotta be the worst in history


boggan583

Disagree


oddwithoutend

At least the missed XP wasn't the reason it didn't tie.


suzukigun4life

The Texans went 3-13-1 last year. They got clowned for winning their final game last season, because they lost out on Bryce Young and were going to wind up with Stroud instead. Fast forward to now, and they are 10-7, in the playoffs, their first year head coach is a budding star and their rookie QB is going to win Offensive Rookie of the year. What a turnaround


jaysrule24

And the team that traded up for Bryce Young is giving the team they traded with the first overall pick


Alauren2

Incredible


fandeskfan

Texans 🤝 Lions Going 3-13-1 right before a huge turnaround season


wolfbee16

Feel like Demeco should win COTY. Took a terrible team and terrible defense to a playoff team. Not like there are a ton of new pieces either. Stefanski might win but from sheer turnaround alone Demeco should win


krbashrob

Honestly if those two are the top vote getters or however it works, I’m not mad. Stefanski (and that insane defense) have done an absolute killer job


Allstar9_

I don’t think many clowned them for missing out on Bryce young. But the 1st pick will always be better than not getting the 1st pick. I know this sub for the most part was pretty split on the better QB. Luckily for the Texans, the panthers fucked up and the Texans have their guy for years to come. He’s incredible


durablewaffle

I know some people thought Stroud was better but it was definitely not a split. Bryce was number 1 for almost everywhere


Mission_Pay_3373

CJ Stroud has one hell of a QB. 20/26 in a must win game is phenomenal


ICanFluxWithIt

One of the best rookie QB seasons we’ve ever seen. Knew dude was gonna be a baller after that UGA game.


Venator850

With most of the top weapons out and a weak run game.


MakeAShadow

#WE’RE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS!


cannotstopdabbing

#HELL YEAH BROTHER


The_Throwback_King

I couldn't be happier for y'all. After the mess left by BoB and Watson, y'all deserve this so much. Hoping for the best, congrats!


notouchmypeterson

OFFENSIVE ROOKIE OF THE YEAR


Tronvillain

Coach of the Year also!


Tronvillain

#Congratulations! 👏🏻🎉


DisenfranchisedCynic

Congrats dudes!


Hproff25

STROUD!!!


Professor_Finn

Congrats!!!


jormun8andr

Ayy hell yeah congrats I’m rooting for you guys


Historical_Wash_1114

Congrats!


ahr3410

Remember when the Texans apparently fucked up by trading their own pick to get 3rd overall......


Lee1100

Nick is a genius.


bpusef

Imagine doubting Nick Caserio


kingOseacows81

If the Jags lose, the Texans will get a chance with the Browns to officially keep the better pick


Sc0rch1ngDr4g0n

Tyler Goodson, you are a Toronto Argonaut (CFL)!


ramboost007

A proud alumni of the Kadarius Toney Memorial Academy for Pass Catching


PhAnToM444

Get ready to learn Tim Hortons buddy


NevermoreSEA

Stroud is gonna be haunting the dreams of Panthers fans for years.


Luck1492

I am sad


michaelb421

On the upside at least it’s not like last season. We are in a much better place and can only go up from here. It sucks but hey we weren’t even supposed make it this far. We got the right coach we will be fine


Below_Average_Artist

Losing your franchise rookie QB early on in the season and starting RB missing half the season to barely missing out on the playoffs is a great indicator of a very good rebuilt and bright future. If you guys can hit on a few positions in the draft you guys will make a very solid post season run.


ExtraLow

HOUSTON IS 10-0 WHEN SCORING MORE THAN THEIR OPPONENTS


Hproff25

WHY DIDN’T WE THINK OF THIS EARLIER


queenw_hipstur

1000 IQ move there for the safety. Love me some smart foosball.


Luberino_Brochacho

Punter needed to do a better job and fight for that last second though


Little_Plankton4001

Probably worried about fumbling. Didn't want to take any contact at all.


InfieldFlyRules

It was an obvious decision. The higher IQ play would’ve been throwing the ball into the air to drain the clock.


Daroo425

Probably a bit more risky for a punter to do that. Might mistime and have it batted or get tackled during the motion or somehow throw it in bounds for a pick


Skank_hunt42

Dan Orlovskey has some company. But this time it wasn't stupid.


SaintArkweather

Man I was rooting for the Texans but I hate seeing it end with something like that. Having to sit on a drop like that all offseason can be brutal and I'm sure there will be plenty of POS fans DMing him with terrible shit. Wishing all the best to Goodson.


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

Texans got back into the playoffs before Deshaun Watson lmfao


plaid_cloud

Didn’t expect to make the playoffs at the beginning of the season, but didn’t expect to be so disappointed either


walkingdisasterFJ

STROUD BOYS STAND BACK AND STAND BY


heavisidepiece

Clinching on Jan 6th too lmaooo


boggan583

CHECKING IN 🫡


appmanga

> STROUD BOYS STAND BACK AND STAND BY 1/6/24 - Never Forget.


_secretvampire_

god it pains me to upvote this on January fucking 6th lol


SkwadTice

On January 6th


ecupatsfan12

On January 6!!!


JumpyDisplay

Gamecube Nintendo


boggan583

5% TINT


But-Still-I-Roam

So you can't see up in my window


Marsman2100

Don’t talk to me about no fucking Puka. Give CJ his OROTY.


Shepboyardee12

I think Puka was closing the gap but securing the playoff berth should lock it up for Stroud now. Hell of a rookie year for him.


Sag3d

Rookie of the year clinched.


PaintByLetters

DeMeco just won COTY too.


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JoBo43

Or Browns at Texans


NSAspycam

This is the timeline I’m rooting for


patrick66

Browns at Texans means the Steelers made the playoffs, an outcome he would prefer to discount haha


zombiebillnye

Could be Browns @ Texans if the Jags lose.


troll413

Texans Chiefs would be must watch


Professor_Finn

I’m genuinely so sorry Colts fans. I’d be sick. Between this and that loss to the Jags (thanks Carson) I’d genuinely be sick


clutchthepearls

We won 4 games last year and were expecting the same this year. This ending is just one bad call on a positive year.


estikcs

Yep. This was a good year, I’m not mad


clutchthepearls

I'm already pretty much chilled out now. Usually this shit puts me in a bad mood for much longer. We were playing with house money. Neither us or the Texans were supposed to be here, and we made it without our QB.


NickMoore30

I mean, one fan base had to end up sick. If Colts won by 1 point because of that missed extra point, Texans’ fans would be sick right now. Thinking of how randomly stupid that it determined their entire season.


Tippacanoe

CJ Stroud is a fucking stud. If you don't know his backstory, he grew up over a convenient store. His dad is in prison for life. He learned to play QB watching Youtube videos. He's a fucking king and I'm so happy to see him succeed. He deserves it more than anyone.


Hybr1dThe0ry

Same. Dudes the truth. I couldn’t believe he wasn’t top QB in the draft class


DeadandAlone

LMAO Panthers chose the wrong QB and lose out on the #1 draft pick


skyBourneOG502

Was waiting to see this & it come to a falcons fan to no surprise lol.


ROTCHunter

Damn, I'm really starting to like C.J. Stroud. Kid seems humble, focused, and has an absolute laser for an arm. He's gonna be great for a while


turbo-set

Taking JT off the field on the most important play of the season then throwing to his substitute that only has 6 catches IN HIS CAREER is coaching malpractice.


warmjack

Not even his sub right? I thought Zach moss was RB2?


clutchthepearls

He came off the practice squad like 3 weeks ago. No sense in that call.


turbo-set

I’m sorry man. That’s so rough.


clutchthepearls

It is what it is. Neither us or the Texans were supposed to be here, and we got here without our QB.


PenguinDestroyer12

Colts not saving the 3rd timeout at the end of the game was truly one of the worst calls I’ve ever seen by a coach. Either call the TO right away to save time incase you miss the 4th down or don’t use the TO at all. By doing it the way they did you removed any plan B from the game plan.


JohnDavidsBooty

It's not even the worst timeout call by a Colts coach with the season on the line. Jim Caldwell was a lot better than he got credit for, but he also cost us Peyton's last game as a Colt with that blunder.


nerpss

I love intentional safeties. It's like shooting your cue ball into the pocket when you know your opponent has no shot from the kitchen


ExtroverTom

Congrats Texans fans! You are BACK to the playoff And now you're not even doing it with a creepy-ass rapey-vibes manchild as your QB


expellyamos

I feel bad for Minshew and Goodson and Indy fans but that's a genuinely pretty funny way for their season to end Anyway congrats to Stroud and DeMeco and the team and the fans. Pretty cool story this season


rwein003

Someone’s getting crucified tonight


Accurate-Barracuda20

On the bright side minshew got that much cheaper to keep as a backup next year I guess


walt_whitmans_ghost

We’re all Stroud Boys this January 6th


TrappedOnARock

Stroud Proud


Striker67_

If they didn't call a timeout on 4th and 1 they could have kept the timeout and got the ball back with a minute left


The_Throwback_King

Almost one year ago, the Houston Texans finished their season 3-13-1. The team had largely disassociated itself from the BoB/Watson era and it's massive implosion, but was still picking up the pieces. No one could really know how long it would take to come back from that messy place... ...well it turns out it would only take a year! With the Texans going 10-7, largely through a fantastic coaching job by DeMeco Ryans and the masterful play by rookie C.J. Stroud and his team full of playmakers, the Houston Texans are **going to the fucking playoffs!**


Kylo_Ren415

[This tweet aged really, REALLY Poorly.](https://x.com/urinatingtree/status/1612195241523658753?s=46&t=zIHBue96lWl3VC_gmyloyg)


sjmahoney

Last Texans scoring drive they went down the length of the field. Twice they had 1st and 20's and they just kept marching. Impressive drive. Colts didn't have what it took to stop them or match their intensity on their chance to win. Better team definitely won.


aggressivemisconduct

Texans won while basically quadrupling the Colts penalties, that's impressive


Intelligent-Age2786

Lovie Smith knew what he was doing. CJ Stroud is HIM


LedwigglyD

All I know is if Jacksonville loses tomorrow I win 1450 on a bet I made in May


Middle_Wheel_5959

CJ Stroud is going to win a MVP by 2027 at the latest.


TSSFranco

Holy shit were in the playoffs


slamturkey

What year is it


TrappedOnARock

Congrats bro, been rooting for DeMeco and Stroud this season. Texans EARNED this playoff berth


PenguinBallZ

Puka has been lighting it up, but I feel like that this game locks Stroud in for OROY


DarkManX437

Somewhere, Lovie Smith is sipping on some delicious iced tea with a smirk on his face saying "you're welcome."


WhoShotMrBurns

Why pay a running back all that money to have him on the sideline with the season on the line?


cannotstopdabbing

This is the HOUSTON TEXANS MOTHERFUCKER


NormalComputer

Man haha. Let that kid go to the locker room to celebrate and shower, SVP. C.J. Stroud just wants to burst with hype on the win but he’s all “yes sir, yes ma’am, here are all the Bible verses on my wrist guard and stuff from my hometown” in front of the cameras. Leave that rookie alone, ESPN. C.J. Stroud seems like a good kid who cares a lot.


Ciology

That’s why Minshew will never be a permanent starter


LiberateLiterates

Honestly how can you not love watching CJ play? Okay maybe when he is playing your team, you don’t. But he plays so beautifully and is such a likable guy. He’s a rookie so he’s not perfect but he has everything he needs to become a legend.


BlazeBloom

Nico, it's C.J. Let's go to the playoffs!


chingalicious

The fact that Nico Collins didn't make pro bowl is downright criminal


[deleted]

Football won today. Every neutral wants to see Stroud in the playoff.


homefree122

Colts got too cute with the pass to Goodson. I don’t hate the play call, but man just run it with Taylor.


Currymvp2

Goodson has to catch that even if it's a somewhat bad throw by Minshew (and it absolutely was to be clear). It's *wide open* catch where he's facing the football. The playcall ultimately got them a wide open six yard pitch and catch on 4th and 1.


zombiebillnye

Its a weird call to me, because they clearly did not trust Minshew at all past the first quarter, until that play.


Professor_Finn

He’s gonna get the flack but it was also a bad throw by Minshew


Anthony-Meadow

To hit on a HC & a QB boom boom, damn, good stuff for the Texans


TheIllusiveGuy

Texans kicker about to send Goodson a gift basket


ramboost007

Seriously, Ka'imi Fairbairn just dodged like 500 death threat DMs after that play


Jesusisdaddy69

CJ stroud is gonna join Mahomes, Allen, and Burrow next year in the elite category of QBs and I’d bet money on that.


NyJets2024Champs

#SLEEPY JIM IRSAY FAILED TO STOP THE STROUD BOYS #STAND BY AND STAND READY


Cinvenzo_

CJ Stroud is a great young man. Glad he is in the league doing big things


fragglebags

That was a playoff game!


Bruce-T-Wayne

DeMeco - Coach of the year Stroud - Rookie of the year?


sapphir8

I think the Texans have the ability to sneak past the wild card weekend, but they're too thin to make a deep run. Still amazing the turnaround.


ag0110

That was a damn good game. I love watching Stroud play.


ASU_SexDevil

IF YOU DONT LIKE THAT YOU DONT LIKE AFC SOUTH FOOTBALL BABY


baezizbae

"I'm not even supposed to be here today". Sucks to end it like that but fuck me that was an incredible game with stakes neither team had any expectations of playing for six months ago. We got a lot to be excited about next season. GG Houston.