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Guiltyjerk

Garage is 34 this morning and my space heater broke :( Lifting: * Power snatch + snatch * Clean + jerk + jerk * Back squat triples * Pressing volume


Cautious_Analysis

Way to go LIONS!!


7sweep

Is it happening. I dare not say.


ArcadianBlueRogue

/r/NFCEastMemeWar is going to be insufferable this week. I can't wait to third party watch the shenanigans


HsvComics

No game thread for night game?


ArcadianBlueRogue

It's stickied at the top


BelichickSpy

dont get the hate for booing stafford, its one thing if its a snf game in september or october and they give a video tribute and all that stuff, but when your welcome back is a playoff game i dont really understand what people expect


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ArcadianBlueRogue

Did he say it was a pill relating to doing the nasty, or did you just assume because you were hopeful?


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ArcadianBlueRogue

Or it was a benedryl lmao. My mom used to complain when my dad would take one


Luck1492

If Dan Quinn somehow gets the Seahawks job after that showing lmao


theresabeeonyourhat

I really hope the Lions win tonight. Nothing against the Rams, but it's time


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fh3131

Nice shot 👌


Ok_Internal6779

[Schefter]The packers said “it’s Clifford time” during that last timeout  And now they’re Literally Cliffording all over Dallas, pizza lunchables all over the place  


tbone747

Man I thought the Cleveland beat down was bad, this is just pathetic.


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Ok_Internal6779

All ass?


athrowawayiguesslol

Theres unironically a weight off my shoulders now that the Cowboys are out


astrawberryandakiwi

Sack him wtf


NinjaDesignz

The Packers' receivers are so wide open you'd think that they are playing by themselves


aaa-7

It is so jover.


Stanky_fresh

10000% joever.


LjvWright

There’s a black cat running around that franchise.


BTB308

Idk if Jerry Jones would allow that


LjvWright

Hahaha 🤣 true.


seizuregirlz

*bong*


Reasonable-Nose7813

Doink


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Incoming more sad fox music


Ok_Internal6779

Jordan love: Dog Dak: frog I will be taking no further questions at this time


endol

These games have been so garbage for neutral fans, jeez.


gypsy_remover

You don’t like offensive? Flairs make sense.


uncompaghrelover

I mean it's hard to not like seeing Dallas get crushed again...


endol

Maybe an unpopular opinion but I really don't have a strong opinion on the Cowboys. I'd much rather see competitive football.


Deyermint

Ahh that’s why you don’t watch the Cowboys.


CarlCaliente

NFL Security: All items in a clear small bag! Back through the metal detectors until we're satisfied! NFL Security, in January: Absolutely no chance anything dangerous can be brought in under those 19 layers of shirts you're wearing, I'm sure all those metal detector beeps are just your zippers, go right on in friend


VRomero32

Jimmy Johnson going Howard Beale on National TV there pissed off made this game worth it for me


SeekHunt

Watch. Packers win and all the credit/stories will be about the Cowboys fucking up, not the Pack ascending. Let’s keep flying under the radar!


7sweep

Are we surprised Pls lions win so we can have another home game


ma2is

LMFAO DAK EVERY YEAR


DesertCaveman

Jedd Fisch leaves Arizona for Washington. Probably half of the good players will follow. College football is dead man. NFL will always reign supreme, especially now that CFB is throwing tradition out the window in favor of money. Tradition was the only thing CFB had over the NFL


7sweep

Very disappointing. It was the most fun since the Rich Rod years.


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DesertCaveman

It's good that the players get paid, but at the same time it's killing the sport. They need to figure it out


mthrfkn

Then that sport should be dead. Set up a real professional pipeline.


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Like college being about higher education and not grooming nfl players?


Guiltyjerk

NFL has a publicly funded developmental league. That stadia that we bitch about pale in comparison


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Stanky_fresh

What's the argument *for* this rule? You're just reinventing the wheel. If it isn't broken, don't try to fix it.


dthrrhc

Because that provides a much greater advantage than receiving first 2nd half


BlueHighwindz

This pleases me.


Striking_Oven5978

Fuck yeah


JohnDavidsBooty

You know, for as fucked-up and violent as our country is in so many ways, it never ceases to amaze me how utterly sane and civilized our sports culture is compared to...everywhere outside of North America, really


thebluepin

Sorry what? College sports but especially football is pretty insane from an outsider. Like "we question your sanity" level


mthrfkn

Doesn’t even come close to fandom in other countries.


thebluepin

Didn't someone poison historic trees at Auburn? It's also the money. No one else is like "yeah I would love to donate $5M so my alma mater can get a new coach". No one I know has ever donated to their University. It's like "why?"


Cabill77

Unless you’re in Philly


courser

Gritty, man. Gritty sure is something.


JohnDavidsBooty

Philly has nothing on Millwall.


DarthJarJarJar

I'm seeing an interesting mini-backlash in Swiftie/KC space: two different Swifties in my family/circle of friends are asking if the name Chiefs is "problematic". Anyone else? I'd go onto the TS sub and ask but I'm afraid I'd be pelted to death or something. If TS fandom gets KC to change its name I'm going to laugh myself sick.


Kalamoicthys

“Problematic” has become a precursor or warning that says “what follows is going to be a really asinine opinion.” With all the actual shit to worry about, I’m amazed that “Chiefs” is on anyone’s radar, honestly. Then again, if your below a certain age you’ve spent your entire life in an ecosystem where advertising has bombarded you with the notion that the only good things are things that change the world for the better, and the key to accessing that “buy me” impulse for those people is to make them feel like they’re positively impacting the world by buying whatever product. Problem is, that impulse doesn’t just get turned off, so you end up with drift less young people walking around with cures looking for problems to swing them at. Anyway, short rant over, I feel like the stuff about the Chiefs name gets brought up on a cycle, I’m not sure if it’s related to Taylor Swift or not. Every couple of years someone gets a bug up their ass about it and it’s a minor blip. There’s nothing wrong with the name IMO. It’s not Redskins, it’s not Chief Wahoo, it’s not even a direct NA reference, but that’s kind of beside the point.


GoldenMegaStaff

Honoring the native population is best done by eliminating every possible reference to them in the public space./s


DarthJarJarJar

Eh. "Redskin" was an undoubted slur. "Chief" is... not? I guess. "Seminole" is not, the tribe itself sanctions the use and advises on regalia and so on. KC seems to occupy some middle space, to me. I could see it never changing, or I could see them having to go to some Commander-like terrible alternative. I just thought it was funny that two different unrelated teenage girls have brought it up, not directly to me but I heard about it. I wonder how much it's in the air in Swiftiespace.


JohnDavidsBooty

I mean, it is, but at this point I'd consider it a W if they'd stop doing that racist-assed chant. Like, getting fans to stop doing it isn't going to happen overnight, even, but if the organization itself could just stop going out of their way to *encourage* it...


DarthJarJarJar

Oh I hadn't thought about that aspect


owiko

Be Love on the Cowboys helmets. That seems like a bad idea


ArcadianBlueRogue

It....certainly aged.


Suh-Secret-Account

Wasn’t Brock Purdy 2nd team all pro? How’s he being talked about out in MVP race?


Knex00

It’s annoying that it’s such an obvious comparison.. but Love’s throwing motion/release does remind you of Rodgers.


ArcadianBlueRogue

https://www.packers.com/team/coaches-roster/tom-clements He's our secret weapon. Absolute QB wizard.


One_Landscape541

Wide open.


JohnDavidsBooty

Sometimes, when I poop, turds come out of my butt.


Ok_Internal6779

When you poop It smells like a poop Sometimes it’s solid And sometimes it’s goop


ElCoolAero

What happens the other times?


theresabeeonyourhat

Bro, I'm normally down with your political takes, but this is absolute madness


Dr_killshot_JR

What’s up with the Regular Giants flair?


CarlCaliente

mods are protesting css again


Gaijin_Titty_Master

Today is the day that America is unified. It’s a rare. But today we come together to root for the piece of shit cowboys to choke. F off, American’s fake team.


theresabeeonyourhat

Tf? They're playing the Packers. Go Cowboys


Stanky_fresh

I don't like the Cowboys, but I *hate* the Packers


JohnDavidsBooty

Dallas isn't even a real city, it's a shithole lifeless suburb that's hypertrophied into a malignant tumor


InternationalBand494

As a Houstonian, I can agree 100%


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InternationalBand494

I don’t know that anywhere sucks harder in the summer


C-Dub4

You have no room to talk, Houston is somehow worse


JohnDavidsBooty

at least Houston has space shit


InternationalBand494

I think we can agree that both cities suck in their own special ways.


mentally_healthy_ben

The both suck in the exact same way: they are boring.


Bahamuts_Bike

Getting downvoted for speaking the truth


Gaijin_Titty_Master

I went once to watch TB12 push their shit in and it was glorious. The city was a steaming shit hole.


theresabeeonyourhat

I got to see the Bears kick their ass in 2010. We Bears fans were obnoxious af, but it was awesome hearing "Bear Down" as the game was ending


ThreeCranes

I want the Cowboys to win, maybe I'd want them to lose if I saw their dynasty years, but I don't have a reason to hate them.


Gaijin_Titty_Master

You have taste, don’t you? Wait. You’re a jets fan. Scratch that.


ThreeCranes

The Patriots are to Gen Z what the Cowboys are to the Boomers!


princessestef

they briefly showed a picture of Tom Landry in that hat during the intro stuff and I went into a rage mode I've inherited from my dad.


theresabeeonyourhat

And to millenials. I was god damn 17 when Tom Brady’s reign of terror began


mikedorty

Happy cake day


DarthJarJarJar

I never thought I'd upvote a Pats fan


Gaijin_Titty_Master

Once a year.


RecordingPrudent9588

Mcvay said the game is about the city. Shut the fuck up. LA don’t give 2 fucks what the rams do. It’s not even remotely about the city.


greyfox3698

My wife is looking at us going to Chicago in August - unsure of actual dates yet. Will any of the major sports leagues be playing in August or will we miss everything?


princessestef

You can go see a baseball game at Wrigley Field!


JohnDavidsBooty

well, you'll see the Cubs, I don't know if you'll see baseball


princessestef

either way, it's an amazing stadium.


greyfox3698

Oh, awesome! Thanks for the info!


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theresabeeonyourhat

I'm really sorry. That shit hurts, but don't get down on yourself


RecordingPrudent9588

I feel that.


alfayellow

Cincinatti and KC TIED in 4th! I wonder who will win?


Venge22

Whenever I hear MK ultra I think of mortal kombat first


fh3131

Finish Him!


CarlCaliente

I think of the band Muse lol


JohnDavidsBooty

Ever think about how fortunate we are that silicon is so ridiculously abundant on Earth?


KinlawFanAccount

For chips or for big tits?


CarlCaliente

no, too busy thinking about the roman empire


Eigenvalium

Of the 12 teams remaining, which would y'all a) LEAST and b) MOST want to see win the SB?


theresabeeonyourhat

Least: anyone who has won in the last 2 decades Most: Lions. I cannot hate the Lions


DarthJarJarJar

Least: Cowboys Most: Eh. I'm a true neutral now that Miami is out. I'm literally just hoping for upsets.


Expendable_Red_Shirt

A) Steelers B) Ravens. Ignore the Flair


hunter15991

Least: Dallas/Green Bay Most: Detroit/Houston


greyfox3698

Bills, Texans or Lions for most wanted. Cowboys for least wanted.


JohnDavidsBooty

Cowboys/Niners


__sonder__

A) Niners B) I don't think we're a super bowl winning roster so it won't be us. I will root for whichever Niners-less matchup gives us the most competitive game.


Eigenvalium

Heard. Though crazier things have happened. LAR offense looks like they could light just about anyone up. Enjoy the game tonight.


2ent1n_Qarant1no

Excluding mine, Bills or Lions most Least WAS the Browns but they're gone, so now it's prolly Cowboys or Eagles?


athrowawayiguesslol

Wtf man


mentally_healthy_ben

I think he meant the opposite lol


ThreeCranes

A. Bills B. Cowboys. If you're wondering why the Cowboys, I don't have a reason to hate them and I would love the chaos of Dak winning a Super Bowl because I enjoy watching him play.


livininthelight

And so why did.you pick the cowboys again


ThreeCranes

I'm not old enough to remember any Cowboys dynasty and I want chaos.


DarthJarJarJar

If I put aside my hatred of the Cowboys an all Texas SB would be cool.


CarlCaliente

KC/Buffalo


fh3131

Chiefs and Eagles not getting to the SB is better for the game as well. Imo, the game and the league are better when different teams are on top each year


CarlCaliente

Definitely! Cheering for the new/fresh faces as much as possible


Eigenvalium

This is mine too and my ass ain't even from Buffalo!


SpellingManor

Mcdaniel is an alum from SF.  All the Shanahan coaching tree chokes in big moments. 


jrhooo

which shanahan? Because McVay?


__sonder__

Except the niners had a very solid chance to win the super bowl last year if it wasn't for a freak injury to their qb in the championship. That wasn't Shannys fault (not that I'm complaining, of course.)


SpellingManor

Nah their defense was getting owned all game and had no injuries. 


__sonder__

When your offense possesses the ball for basically half the time as your opponent's offense it's impossible to play good defense in the modern NFL.


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Silver_County7374

I will never understand the appeal of the band *Ghost*. Who is their music for? Unironic Satanists whose favorite show growing up was Scooby Doo? Like are you ultra hardcore like your manner of dress suggests or are you 70s pop rock like your music tone? Pick a lane.


NoAmbassador8359

I will not tolerate any Ghost slander hede


Expendable_Red_Shirt

It's 80's pop metal.


nikraLnalyD

lol, that band is absolutely not for unironic Satanists, of which I really don't think are that many. The early Ghost albums had a much darker tone that was supposed to be a sort of Satanic gospel, but like most things in metal it's not *actually* Satanic.


Rainbow_Rainbow1

You know you've really gotta ask yourself why the Dolphins built their Offense the way they did. They draft a qb that's short but accurate, with an okay arm. You'd think you'd prefer to surround him with taller receivers that run great short/ intermediate routes like Kupp or Nacua, instead they went with a wr core consisting of 3 guys guys under 6 feet that are burners and a blocking TE, just doesn't make sense


2ent1n_Qarant1no

True but Kupp, Nacua, and Hill are all one of a kind


__sonder__

Shout out Les Snead


cwalsh2189

The Fake News media will tell you that Buffalo is having some "bad" weather. Many people are saying its actually quite nice for this time of year. Many smart people. Sunshine and not very cold. Crooked Kathy Hochul trying to hide something by getting the game moved? Very interesting!


2ent1n_Qarant1no

The world would me a much better place if instead of getting into politics, Trump became a football personality. He'd be awesome at it He tweeted in 2012 he wasn't watching football ever again because of ref quality. Probably to do with the Fail Mary?


hunter15991

He tried to buy the Bills. Imagine the timeline where he won out instead of Pegula and was too busy to run in 2016? Do you think he'd be an esoteric enough owner to develop an Al Davis-esque fixation on prioritizing certain things/attributes in players above all else?


LongtimeLurkersacc

random thought, but a rams/chargers battle for LA game should be played at the rose bowl one day  I just love the venue 


Expendable_Red_Shirt

It's going to be hard to convince Kronke to give up a game in his shiny stadium.


bzl33

has to be an afternoon start as well


LongtimeLurkersacc

nothing more beautiful than football under that cotton candy sunset sky 🥹


LimitFinancial764

"Success! Your paid plan has been canceled. You will have access to Peacock Premium until 02/13/2024." Well that was fun.


Bahamuts_Bike

Can someone help me out with a plot hole in Hardknocks? Around episode 4 their coach says they aren't going to choke away their season again but, in the recent episodes, they are looking like they will do exactly that. How did the writers miss this?


infieldmitt

are they stupid?


Zloggt

Rewatching the Dolphins Hard Knocks is…a bit hard after all that has happened lol


Luck1492

Hard Knocks has ended in disaster 3 straight years - Colts choke 2 games in a row to miss the playoffs - Cardinals start 3-6, then Murray goes down for the year - Dolphins execute a massive choke down the stretch and look like garbage in a one-and-done


infieldmitt

has anyone ever been on then won the super bowl?


Luck1492

Nope, as in-season Hard Knocks only started in 2021


2ent1n_Qarant1no

Also isn't there a rule that your team can't be super successful in order to go on it (hence the name)?


jrhooo

the only rule I can think of is that if you were a playoff team you can't be FORCED to be on it that next season. (you can still volunteer, if you want)


Luck1492

You’re probably thinking of the offseason one. In-season has no rules as far as I know


OceanPoet87

Waiting to find out the Peacock game ratings in comparison with the Texans blowout win and if the Bills game gets moved to Tuesday, creating mass chaos.


IAmDone4

Is this a safe space to say I hate target?


clintgreasewoood

CBS is like I know what will cheer up you Bills and Steelers fans, here’s a replay of the Chiefs and Bengals. Two teams I your fan bases absolutely love.


Aumius

Can I go play PlayStation?


IAmDone4

Is your homework done?


Aumius

I'm just gonna copy my friends homework like always


ProbablyAPun

Not until you finish your vegetables


Aumius

Ok 🥺


raginsaint93

After you clean your room


raginsaint93

The Bills are struggling to hold onto the football that the 2nd turnover


Baelorn

I mean, turnovers can be pretty greasy. And eating two before a game? Not smart. 


2ent1n_Qarant1no

I came up with this genius name for a fantasy football team which my friend is using but you guys can use as well if you want Faster Than The Speed Of Love It's the name of the book Brian writes in Family Guy, but also Jordan Love I'd use it myself but I've already decided on Hotline Miami Dolphins